Yea bro I know Avocado's number (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 did trey parker do the cartman voice? yeah, yeah, yeah, 100% trey parker. trey parker basically just did the south park voice the whole time, which is understandable because that's his voice. i mean, you don't hire him to not do the south park voice. that's like making a movie about an animated dog who thinks he has superpowers and then getting mad when he talks like the baby from look who's talking. like it just doesn't work, man. now, let me put this on here.
0:33 speaking of cinema maxing via minions and monsters. do you guys see that? the film center at vif is playing 32 short films about glenn gould two times in july. oh oh, thank you, sir. may i have another and then they did and then they did give you another one that's awesome. go see if you live in vancouver and especially if you're in proximity to downtown go see it that's all i got to say about that. um
1:05 that's 32... that's the steamed hams one? no, but they are playing robert altman's shortcuts as well. you might want to go see that. i don't know. you might have a job and not be able to just go see kino cinema at the cinematheque. that's not french for the cinema. that's just literally what the theater's called. but anyway. this looks like a david fincher movie. or alternatively, fruitvale station shot on the iphone. okay.
1:40 someone is on, that's charlie xcx live on stephen colbert. i don't know what this is. it's not the substance though. this is the brat movie? this is brat. what is this movie called, man? duh. it's not the substance. people were logging the shit out of it on letterboxd this year. it's the excess or something? i may not know this one, guys. i apologize.
2:15 i can picture the poster is like charlie xcx and her makeup's like a little bit smeared and she's looking off to what is my left so i'm probably mirrored for you guys but she's looking off this way a little bit. am i crazy? that's emma stone, man. maybe this is... no, this has to be brad. it says 360 right there. is that not emma stone? am i freaking out? what is this called? the moment! of course it's the moment.
2:47 87% failed today. that makes sense. hacksaw ridge, kind of crazy. that's the co worker from the drama? bro, that is not alana haim. you don't know kino, okay? unless it is alana haim. but that's not alana haim. it doesn't look like alana haim. yeah, it is. no, it's not, man. the other co worker? okay, well, oh, so it's my fault now that i haven't seen the movie?
3:20 isn't the other, uh, isn't the other co worker mama do athie? doesn't look like mama do athie at all, bro. i've seen archive 91 or whatever. mama do athie's... ...all hot lipsoil! remember that? it could work. i did not say marmaduke athie. that's a different... that's a... marmaduke's the dog, right? and then... dagwood is the guy and blondie's the...
4:08 blondie's the lady. wait, are they even... they're not even in the same comic, are they? because isn't the comic called blondie? but then all the media properties except for the comic are called marmaduke. marmaduke always next to doonesbury. i owe the doonesbury guy an apology. as a kid i was reading the funny pages.
4:40 and i was fucking with every shitty comic except doonesbury. doonesbury would be saying some shit about like it would be a fake radio show where strom thurmond says something ridiculous which is only a slight distortion of the ridiculous shit he said when he was fucking alive and i would be like this doesn't i don't fucking get it at all i'm nine years old and canadian i don't understand what this i understand zits zits is about a teenager
5:08 and then his mom is like, come down for dinner. and he's like, no, i'm not hungry. and then like the next comic is him going like, the next pNL i should say is him going. and then the third pNL is him with the bowl up to his face and there's like a tornado coming out of his mouth because he's eating the food so fast. and then his mom goes with like a thought bubble and he said he wasn't hungry. that's universal comedy right there.
5:39 that was something, even at age nine, having never experienced teenage life, that was something i could understand. doonesbury made no effort at all to meet the nine year old sense of humor in the middle. what team did ted ginn jr. total the most receiving yards with? arizona cardinals. after two all star appearances and a cy young runner up year in oakland, mark mulder got traded to this nl team in 2004. chicago cubs.
6:15 uh, part of their 2003 title team, syracuse power forward. that would be a... he sounds like he's in the nfl, honestly, with a name like that, but averaged 20 points per game across the following two seasons. carmelo anthony? you have absolutely no idea. everyone in chat is saying melo as well. did they make a mistake? i thought he played for syracuse. melo. this asian country has two capitals. malaysia, bro. okay.
6:54 that's gary oldman. and then i feel like it might, oh, i was gonna say it might be mikey madison. yeah, fair enough. honestly, it kind of works. it kind of works. in 1975, this fast food chain with over 5,000 locations introduced onion nuggets, a product that preceded one of their now staple products. in canada, a&w are the onion ring kings.
7:31 but apparently that's not the case in the united states. also, that would be like 100 a&w's per state. i don't know if that's even possible. other places that have onion rings? i feel like maybe burger king has onion rings? no, not burger king. outback, no, outback has, i guess outback could have 5,000 locations worldwide. there's a lot of like, you know, japanese train stations. could make sense.
8:01 gina rodriguez accidentally got artificially inseminated by her gynecologist. that's gotta be jane the virgin, which i've never seen. but also for a second when i read that, i thought that gina rodriguez was gina carano. and i was like, what type of show is this, man? what type of show is this? i got the rodriguez and the carano confused. i got the wrong gina.
8:29 set in london during the early 1970s, gary oldman and colin firth starred in this cold war spy thriller. it's tinker taylor, bro. this artist won album of the year of the 1996 ravens for album, jagged little pill. oh, that's lanny, bro. of course i know alanis morris. i mean, that should be 50%. that's my goat. i'll say it, man. it's up there with exile in guyville. i don't think it clears exile in guyville, but it's up there.
9:04 it's a little bit more accessible. i mean that as a slight knock, but when it cranks up the intensity, was that her debut? well, she was doing like bullshit adult contemporary in quebec before that, but like that was where she really came into her own controversially. anyone else think jagged little pill is alanis' best album? matcha, matcha, grindrail, rocket skates,
9:56 seems like this could be some shit from jet set radio future. tinderbox. okay, wait, wait, wait. bumblebee, tinderbox, grindrail starts with a dating app. i have no idea what the other one is. match! i do know what the other one is. starting with dating apps. ooh, you got me feeling emotions deeper than i've ever been done.
10:42 earthquake pills is crazy. what is... well, like, earthquake pills, iron bird seed, rocket skates, these all seem very strange. wait, these are things that orbit around the nucleus. wait, this is not true. but, like, solar system, atom and... no, dna does not orbit around a nucleus, bro. are you silly? things that have a high magnitude when they explode,
11:20 things that are measured in megatons. okay, what is an earthquake pill? revelation. revelation shocker bombshell thunderbolt. this is a surprising secret or something. stunning news, okay? things that start with a bang. i guess the solar system didn't really start with a bang. earthquake pills, rocket skates, iron bird seed.
12:02 i have absolutely no idea. is this shit that they mention in the song tnt by acdc? tnt rocket skates earthquake pills done dirt cheap solar system like the solar system and an atom have a dense center that is orbited around by other things. i don't know if i've mentioned this before. iron birds, kano, i mean earthquake pills?
12:44 things associated with big bang. things associated with a big bang. things that i'm so unbelievably stumped and usually connections gets easier after too. dna. atom. atom. rocket skates. iron bird seed. i just have a feeling like maybe all this is from minecraft, man.
13:31 acme rocks used by wile e. coyote! solar system dna volcano atom? science fair subjects. oh, science fair subjects. the atom? the hell are they doing an experiment on the atom in the fifth grade, man? what kind of fifth grader has access to like a scanning electron microscope? they just do a model of the atom?
14:08 it's a science fair, you don't do experiments? is this where i find out we did things a little different? i'm not necessarily saying better. all of our science fairs were experiments we designed and did. that's why when i was doing my science fair project, my hypothesis was if you fed plants milk or pepsi, they would grow better than if you fed them just water because it has calories.
14:40 and then i tested it over a period of four weeks and it turns out plants prefer water. all other things being equal, plants prefer water. the pepsi, they still grow a little bit. the milk, they do not do well. the milk, it like, yet the soil gets all moldy and the plant does not, it does not enjoy growing up in a milky environment. let's put it that way. in america we just be making volcanoes. i still remember when we
15:17 found out that like one of the kids dads was like a crazy engineer. we had a combined seventh grade and eighth grade class and one of the seventh graders, and all of our projects were like, you know, if you jump, if everybody in the school jumps up and down at the same time does it register on a seismograph or something like that? but this seventh grader designed
15:43 an elevator that worked off of like recaptured methane gas from human waste in the sewer system. we were like, okay buddy, you're literally 12 years old, like what are you talking about? their mom did that, i think their dad did that.
16:07 by the way, just to be fair, in sixth grade we had to do sewing to make paper mache puppets. like the heads were paper mache and then we had to sew cloth bodies so we could put on a puppet show that we wrote ourselves. my mom sewed this shit for me. i'm in the sixth grade. i'm not gonna... like that's... i get what my teacher was trying to do, don't get me wrong, but like i decided i was gonna sidestep that whole one.
16:37 could you do it now? no, because i didn't do it back then. i wish i had done it. i wish i had done it back then. so all i'm trying to say is that occasionally your parents do do your homework for you. yeah, yeah, yeah. because you hit your parents with a gamble, which is like, hey, i'll probably get like a d on my transcript if you don't do this for me. and they go, okay, fucking fine.
17:04 you ever tell your parents about a project that was due tomorrow at 10 p.m.? i have indeed, but you know what? it runs in the family. my mom told me, i swear this story is true as i know it, because she told it to me like maybe less than a month ago. she said that when she was in like the middle school, like fifth to seventh grade, her teacher gave her a project was you have to build a ship in a fucking bottle, which is unbelievable for the teacher to do that.
17:32 for one. but this was like literally probably like 1978 or something like that so the rules were different back then and she didn't do it and then she told her dad at like dinner time the night before that she had to build a ship in a bottle and have it to school
17:49 by the morning and her dad built her a ship in a fucking bottle overnight. like he didn't sleep. he built the ship in the bottle, gave it to her, she got it graded, brought it home and i was gonna say to this day but we're actually estranged from this particular gentleman but when i was a kid he was still displaying the ship in the bottle in his house. he did decide to go beast mode on it. woke definition or sailor moon?
18:29 collar is like... it's really tight, man. the collar is really, really tight. have you noticed this? i think it's sailor moon. i think the website doesn't work. yep. and the website's broken today. well, that's alright. that's my fault for telling a story instead of just doing the shit right away. mariani nut company sliced almonds. two pounds. worst kind of almond, full stop. two pounds. almonds are pretty expensive.
19:34 i love the typography they got going on here though. like the art deco almonds. it looks like a movie premiere in the 1920s or something like that. i love what they've done with the... and the underlay, like the offset, dare i say, caramel colored underlay. it looks very nice. they nailed the branding. two pounds of almonds. i don't know how much that would be, man. let's say $9.99.
20:07 it's a lot cheaper than that. $6.99? $6.90. that seems really cheap for two pounds of almonds, to be honest. that seems like a bargain. sliced almonds are always cheaper. i think we had that discussion before, which was crazy. like, whole almonds are more expensive, even though a whole almond is less work than a sliced almond, just because of the fact that people want whole almonds more.
20:50 oh, they use a lower grade. they use shittier almonds for the sliced almonds. probably almonds from like timor leste or... turkey. ooh, or 800 kilometers. italy. or saudi arabia. oh great, it's adjacent to the answer. that should be easy. oman. qatar. close to saudi arabia.
21:38 and qatar. you are the, you're bahrain. oh, that's bahrain. closer to bahrain than qatar. you're just iran. you're not iran, but you're closer to, okay, kuwait. the mystery country is kuwait. huge. it's that simple. i mean, it's my bad for guessing saudi arabia, because it literally borders like 14 countries.
22:17 i guess if i picked another country, i would have been like, what the fuck? it doesn't even border it. so you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't, man. if it ain't one thing, it's a fucking other. you look north. you look like a northern country. you look like latvia or belarus. oh shit. you look like belarus? oh, lithuania? no, no, no, no, that doesn't make sense.
23:01 625 kilometers? i don't think... am i really fucking this up and this is just poland but it looks small even though it's big? i am indeed. 2137. 2137 super meat boy. 2137. what does it mean? it looks... i don't know what to tell you. it looks small. this looks like an island country. they squished it. more or less works now. they missed their chance. people don't forget. i'll be back tomorrow.
23:54 weekend of october 26, 1990. all i'm saying is we got a lot of dolls. so the audacity of a doll to go down during, because i spend 99.5% of the day not playing the dolls. when a doll goes down twice in a row when i'm playing it, i start to wonder if it's me. if i go to the restaurant at 11 45 a.m on a tuesday and it's closed and then i go back on a thursday the same time and it's closed,
24:25 and then they're like, oh, well we were open for dinner last night. okay buddy, i wasn't in the neighborhood then. i'm in the neighborhood now and i want a fucking chicken shawarma. and this place is called the gluten free shawarma hole, but it appears that actually what you should sell are locks because that's the only thing that matters. the only relevant part of your business is the door and the lock to be honest with you. 1990 made five million dollars week one starring david andrews horror movie.
25:03 stephen king took you to the edge with the shining and pet cemetery. this time, he pushes you over. okay, okay, let me see. john hall is a drifter. he is hired to work the... i'm assuming this is called graveyard shift. grave... damn! the task strikes the workers as simple enough, but they encounter an unspeakable monstrosity intent on devouring them all.
25:37 is it a skeleton wearing a miner's cap? can i just say that for 1990, a 2x multiplier is insNLy bad. this must be like one of the worst movies that's ever been made. like this is the kind of multiplier that like batman vs superman had. it's a giant bat. oh shit. maybe it's just bat movies are cursed. comedy romance cursed the alley? look who's talking to. she did it and boy is she sorry.
26:22 marjorie turner is suffocating in her marriage. an extramarital affair with a stranger seems to be the answer until her... wait, we've had this before. this is like, um, it's called like i fucked my brother or something like that. we had this before. what is this called? sibling rivalry. that's right. oh. turns out to be less of a stranger than she could have thought.
26:53 no where, there's a double entendre here. what do you mean it's not the same? can you, i'm sorry, are you literate? are you experiencing literacy? the plot of the movie is that she fucked her brother. and if you can't get that from the title in the description, i mean honestly, you should go see minions and monsters, you're gonna love it. it's her brother in law, whatever brother, these colors don't run. drama romance starring susan sarandon.
27:23 the story of a younger man and a bolder woman? wait, we've had this weekend before, bro. isn't this mother lover by the lonely island? oh, yes, we fucking had this before. i have no idea what it's called. white palace. there's no shot i was going to remember that freaky ass james spader. should have been me. i was one and a half, i think. i was not even two years old. should have been me, man.
27:57 20th century fox starring steven seagal. hard to kill, hard target, hard to kill. this was the one that triggered us going to youtube and watching the i'm gonna take you to the bank, senator trent, to the blood bank.
28:20 i remember this one. the plot is like they're trying to intimidate a single mother and her kids from leaving their house, to leave their house. but steven seagal says no. is this not called hard target? no, maybe not. maybe this isn't the same movie i'm thinking of. hatcher crosses paths with the ferocious jamaican drug lord who vows that hatcher and his family are now
28:53 marked for death. in my head i was going, destined to die. destined to die. they were destined to die. they're marked for death. okay. 176 million from paramount. here's one we can get. demi moore, 1990? yeah, that's ghost kid. damn, that was a fucking tough one. dire week at the megaplex? i mean, white palace. white palace has been chunking, man. i saw it twice. on skinemax. no, man.
29:49 my goats. also that is louis theroux. i know it's... we gotta save steve carell, man. i don't know what's going on. he's such a talented comedian and comic actor. i've never seen this so i'm kind of like larping. we gotta save him. he can't be doing this and apple tv shows with tina fey and like mountainhead and shit like that. he can't be doing that.
30:14 we gotta get him into something subversive. fuck you he's got bills to pay, he's in like eight despicable means man! we gotta put him in something where he can fucking... he needs a one hour exact thank you for saying exactly what i was thinking. we need a one hour photo with steve carell and then of course flawless with demi moore and michael caine. and don't even get me started on this guy okay?
30:52 don't even get... listen, any actor would kill to have one breaking bad in their oeuvre. so don't get me wrong, he's done great for himself and he was amazing in the show. we gotta get him a second role, man. and i... listen, i was the right age to watch malcolm in the middle, but...
31:10 everyone puts goat on him for playing how where's the love for jane kasmarik bro? jane kasmarik was the matriarch that kept the fucking show running. no one gives a fuck cuz she never sold meth i guess fucking bullshit, bro. they got trumbo looking like gummo. that's what i'm saying yeah, this looks good who else is in flawless? lambeir wilson the merovingian?
31:54 well, natalie dormer, but more of a tv actress in my mind. okay. let me give me a second to think about it. i'm thinking it looks something like this. you go michael caine, children of men. that takes you to closer. sorry, my bad. you got to go clive owen first. and then you take that to closer. closer takes you to julia roberts, of course, who's in ocean's eleven with george clooney, burn after reading.
32:25 francis mcdormand nomad land. and then of course you do the swanky turn, go out via david strathairn and now we're trying to get to steve carell, laurence fishburne, or bryan cranston. definitely feel like there's like a bradley cooper, the hangover, ken jeong, knocked up,
32:50 seth rogen, anchorman type play here to get you to steve carell, who of course is in last flag flying, which apparently came out 10 years ago, time. short as possible 2. bewitched, that's right. i forgot steve carell was in bewitched back when he had integrity. steve is not washed. he's got a lot of talent. he just, i think like, i mean i think his roles are like, they're too much in his wheelhouse.
33:32 also, there's something to be said. this is i truly believe this but you don't have to. i feel like there's just something about like when a when an old guy gets too hot. you're not supposed to peak in attractiveness as a man when you're like 58 years old. you know in the season one of the office through through to like season six he had the sauce even after he got the hair transplant
34:01 then he got leaned up and i don't know what kind of peptides they got him on and he's got the perfectly trimmed like salt and pepper beard and stuff like that and it's just i just feel like like he's more he's more of a brand like there is a cipher of steve carell and i believe that the the real steve carell is in there somewhere and i don't i don't believe that the real steve carell is in there going let me out. i believe that they're kind of existing in in some kind of homeostatic equilibrium with each other
34:37 i find ben stiller a better example of that. no, because ben stiller was a fucking baddie way back. go watch reality bites. he literally was jacked. he just had a fucked up haircut. he just had a fucked up like andrew dice clay thing going on with his hair. he literally had cum gutters, bro. thank you, he was zoolander. i'm not saying he's not a good looking guy.
35:02 at obviously at 60 he's a good looking guy still but like he didn't go through like a like a normal transition into into midlife and then shoot out the other side and become like a like a sex symbol almost. i'm calling steve carella a sex symbol essentially. all i'm saying is people magazine is a bozo publication because how is charles leclerc never won sexiest man alive?
35:32 well, i don't know anything about... i don't really care about that, but i'm going to use that as a pivot because it's so funny being a kid and not having an idea of like what the most respected publications are in the united states. and then like just assuming that like if you had to name the most respected and prestigious periodicals, you would be like, well, it's the new york times, okay, that's got to be up there. and then i don't know, maybe like
36:01 after that, us weekly. us weekly is always breaking scoops. they're always breaking scoops about someone going to rehab or getting someone just signed on for a new role in a live action remake of brother bear or something like that. people magazine always doing... you know what's... rolling stone? i don't think i've seen a new issue of rolling stone in 50 years. every time i go to the grocery store, they're like, it's a special edition
36:29 led zeppelin edition of rolling stone. oh, we're doing a special 60th anniversary edition for the beatles or something like that. do they even make new magazines or do they just pick like three old bands a month and then just run biographies of them? i have no idea. where the fuck was i? oh, puk doku with the vancouver canucks, man.
37:05 they do both. the library has them. the library ler is in chat. you know you can get rolling stones at the library. library's goated. we all know that if you got a lib i've had a library card since 1991! okay? i know all about the library! how do you think i got access to mango languages, bro? i got elden ring at the library? yeah. three years after it came out.
37:34 i bet you had to wait a little bit too to get that elden ring as well. at first you had to prove your loyalty by taking out a few copies of just dance 2013 on the nintendo switch. not really, whatever motherfucker. vancouver canucks 20 plus points in their postseason career. impossible's never been done. new york rangers and the vancouver canucks. so we can't use marcus patterson yet. i mean rangers fans.
38:12 i get that it's 2030 and none of us might be around by then. first round pick for marcus pettersson? take it from a guy who's a fan of the last team that paid a first round pick for marcus pettersson. bad idea. bad idea. i mean, what are you thinking? i don't understand. i don't understand why you would do that. i didn't do the trade, asshole. i'm just saying, it's a little crazy.
38:41 surprised that we were able to pay a first for marcus pettersson and then get a first for marcus pettersson. i mean, there's a million options here. am i insane if i say anton artem chubarov? that might not work, man. it might not fucking work. let's just go with the goat of sucking ass marc messier. 20 plus points in his postseason career. let's go with a little fella by the name
39:17 shirley elias lindholm has got 20 plus points in his postseason career and then 70 plus points in a season we had like eight people do that, which was crazy maybe like four years ago it verbata gets over. it's hard to imagine verbata would get over 70 points that was a bad guess but i want to take him back. what about like tony tanti?
39:43 tony tanti was right before he got cast to play paul reiser's brother on mad about you. tony tanti was doing some serious work back in the in the 70s and the early 80s man. and the rangers and the leaves. isn't it crazy do you think eric lindros was involved in this? then 20 plus points in their postseason career. let me get a tomas cabralet.
40:10 he's got that early like reality bites ben stiller type hairdo going on. and 70 plus points in a season. i think i'll just take a classic wendell clark on that one. why not? and capitals and the rangers. i feel like, you know what, adam oates was involved in the... they might want to check that one. how about mike gardner? adam... really? adam oates? not involved with the rangers? he's definitely on the capitals.
40:50 20, can i keep playing? i clicked the button that was not keep playing. not bad y'all. oats never played for the rangers. he's so new york ranger coded though. adam sandler, 100 million dollars plus at the box office. double letter word in the title. this has got to be little nicky for a guy like me. released from 95 to 2015. we'll take spanglish or maybe, you know what, let's take reign over me.
41:35 and then a hundred million dollars plus at the box office. he's playing the same character in both movies by the way. 100 million dollars plus at the box office for adam sandler it literally has never happened so i have to think about this. definitely i mean every single one that he's made but let's go with anger management which is definitely gonna i'm surprised as 1.4 percent man. if i had to guess the the non animated movie that adam sandler was in that had the biggest box office returns
42:07 i would guess... i think i would guess anger management. this was a cultural moment, it had jack nicholson in it. could be 50 first dates. i mean, for all i know it could be like the wedding singer or big daddy as well. but it's grown ups. oh, the avengers. the avengers, okay. michelle yeoh. michelle yeoh. i can do this. i can absolutely fucking do this. let's do seth rogen first though. $100 million plus at the box office.
42:56 well, double letter word and title is easy. it just came out, the evite. seth rogen, $100 million plus at the box office. a lot of films in here. let me try something a little crazy. let me put anchorman, the legend of ron burgundy over here. i thought people would not clock that he was the cameraman. i think 2.2% is still pretty good here. seth rogen's got cameos, man. another one that i would think, fuck it, bro. let's throw paul in here. did that make over $100 million?
43:31 nope, i've ruined my life. ruined my life for a joke. an american pickle not in here. good, you know what? good fortune just came out. nobody cares. yeah, peak. you want to get 4.2% on a movie, play something that he was in that only came out in uzbekistan or something that came out in 2026. and then $100 million plus at the box office for seth rogen. lots of interesting options here. trying to pull something
44:14 slightly out of the pocket. people hate judd apatow. they'll have a funny people didn't make $100 million at the box office? judd apatow was on top of the world, bro! okay, well fuck it, maybe he's never been in a good movie. uhhhh... double letter word and title. crouching tiger, hidden dragon. $100 million plus at the box office? crazy rich asians. show me the results. yeah, yeah, i know he's in superbad, man. you, me, and dupree made over $100 million at the box office.
44:59 the guilt trip. oh man. when you're just trying to go to your... the ability to suspend your disbelief to the point where you would have to believe that seth rogen has a job as like an attorney or something like that. chuck and larry made over a hundred million dollars? bro, that's adam sandler!
45:21 there's a reason netflix paid like 200 billion dollars for him to make all his shitty movies there. you, me and dupree is owen wilson, kate hudson and matt dillon. this crossing 100 million dollars is unbelievable. matt dillon? this ain't rumblefish, bro. i'm not saying, i don't have vitriol for matt dillon. he's great and there's something about mary and probably the house that jack built, although i've never seen it. i have seen the house that it built and it's
46:01 magnificent. explanation. a noun meaning the act or process of explaining. explain. okay, it's loud as fuck, bro. extremely loud. collect a noun meaning a short prayer comprising an invocation, petition. barely quieter. toughness. a noun meaning the quality or s***. giant. a mass. a massive verb meaning to collect for oneself. a mass.
46:50 you don't hear a mass that much. it's one of those words you only hear with like associated with fortune. it's like two words that go together. interrogative, an adjective meaning used in a question. anchorage, a noun meaning a place where vessels anchor. confirmed. guy like me is not going to get that one wrong. veracity, a noun meaning conformity. erata, a noun meaning a list of errors in a printed work discovered after printing and shown with corrections. erata. i thought it was an appetizer at first. superstitious,
47:21 an adjective meaning of relating to or swayed by superstition. putsch, a noun meaning a secretly plotted and paralysis, a noun meaning com tosis, a noun meaning a sagging or prolapse of an organ or part, especially a drooping of the upper eyelid. tosis originates from the greek ptosis, meaning act of falling, from piptine. ptosis,
47:55 you think, oh, it probably is p t o s i s. p t o s i s. instead i did the churlish t o s c i s, ptosis. goanna. a noun meaning any of several large australian monitor lizards. genus varanus of the family varanidae. the word iguana is derived from the original taino name, iwana, for the species. goanna. a noun meaning... motherfucker. gallium.
48:30 a noun meaning of i'm not gonna get gallium wrong, but not guana, goana, ptosis with a fucking p. biology degree by the way? oh, when you fucking don't remember your australasian mammal course from 17 fucking years ago that doesn't even exist! i mean, i don't blame you. honestly, i'd probably remember more about biology if it was just like,
49:07 every class was just like they picked a country and then named a bunch of animals. i'd probably remember instead most of it was like basically, you know how people who were bad at school are like it only exists to train you to be part of like the factory what's the word the henry ford style factory where all you do is like screw in one bolt for your entire life? but people who got like skill mugged in school are like it just trains you to conform man and
49:39 yeah, it trains you to be a member of the assembly line. that is what biology does because they're like basically almost every class is just how not to get yelled at by the person who runs the lab. it's just like here's how to properly use a micropipette, here's how to properly culture agar and shit like that because they're like listen you got to get through this stuff first and then if if eventually
50:06 you decide to go get a degree that actually qualifies you to do some real motherfucking science, then you can be the motherfucker that yells at the fourth year biology students for not culturing the agar, right? excuse me, this is serious work! we are trying to
50:25 predominantly secure that we can get our next grant, secondarily, maybe publish something scientifically significant that could be part of the zeitgeist in the sense that someone on a radio show at 4 a.m. might say, scientists at this laboratory have discovered something that is giving and career, and then you never hear about it again. and thirdly, i'm trying not to get yelled at by the department head who's the motherfucker above me who does most of the yelling.
51:08 my bachelor's thesis has two citations. let's go. bro, i get two citations every time i drive. you ain't special. fresh white cheese, oil flour, eggs, firm white cheese slices, lightly coated then pan fried. this looks like the most delicious food that's ever been made. i'm going to say that means it's from mexico. queso frito. yeah, it's the highest percent i've ever seen on a yum and it deserves it, i think.
51:41 cow's milk, so this is cheese, a versatile cheese from the nation. this looks like taleggio, man. northwest of italy but doesn't border, aka not france. tilsit cheese from germany which borders italy, so from the netherlands. does italy border germany? maybe there's austria in between them. it's germany. germany and russia. sure, man, i'd yum it. italy and germany don't border?
52:28 france does for sure. i'm like, they can't get the foot in the boot man. coconut bread. coconut bread from malaysia. from the philippines. okay, sure man, yum. pretty tasty foods today. mogging the average as usual and then we plate off. wait, wait, wait, i gotta check my discord messages. i said let me know by 10. nobody said anything so we're good. saved. vietnamese pinwheel.
53:28 chicken blood. i will say normally i would look at chicken blood as a negative, but this looks good as fuck. this actually looks awesome. i gotta go with it. 54% coronation chicken. i can't tell if it's like a small camera or just an absolutely enormous piece of bread, man. it looks pretty good. i will say spring mix, not to play for a sandwich. i never want to see this in a... you know it's wilted by the time you even take your first bite, okay?
54:14 not good so far. a donut? yeah, i will take that. dry white wine with red juice or beef noodles. it just looks kind of... yeah, they're swimming in the broth, which might be the way that it's intended to be. i can't help but feel like a bowl would really do wonders for the aura of the picture. matador from mexico or a slider?
54:53 i have to go with the slider on this one, but i'm not surprised to see a high percent. albina, ghee, sugar, chickpea flour, water and cardamom power. okay, so it's literally like three of the worst foods you can eat, but we eat them all anyway because they're so delicious. so that's the easiest win of all time. this one's tough for me because i love peameal bacon. i also love pizza that looks like this. even though every time, librarian, you already know what i'm going to bring up.
55:27 what i'm gonna bring up is the mamma mia, i burned the pizza image, the load bearing text. and then it has the giga chat american domino's worker who's like, here's your pizza, sir. and it's like $6.99. and then the italian chef is like, mamma mia, i burned the pizza! and then it's like 24 euros or something like that. but i do like pizza that looks like that. but peameal bacon, i mean,
55:57 it is kind of just ham, but it is also kind of good. i'll give it that. bieber? papuso will clear. i don't even need to look at the instructions. in daetok versus... i mean, normally a korean style savory pancake is going to beat almost anything, but the one exception might be bun stuffed with stuff. i still think this is going to win. i thought that should be higher though. it's going to... i don't even care if these are savory, bro. it's going to be donut? we brought it back after a horrible start.
56:47 take me to scandal. did you get the pedal today? i did not get the pedal today. but oftentimes, like, i don't get the pedal. but then when i see who the pedal is, i go, oh, of course it was this person.
57:15 damn, you were gone for a bit and i almost forgot you exist? otis rotis, i would never forget you exist. you have an avatar. your avatar is like a character, it might be from nuclear throne or some kind of like, it's a cartoon face. i know your av it might not be your avatar here, it might be your avatar on rest in peace twitter, but it was like a cartoon for sure from a video game. otis rotis, tell be honest with me, am i right? or did you burn your one corporate mandated alt tab?
57:51 sorry man, i don't think so. okay, well we could have done this the easy way. account created november 15th, 2014. following since june 19th, 2025. now you had something. you were fucking with me for a long time and then you stopped fucking with me.
58:10 and then you started fucking with me again. you probably unfollowed me when i started using face cam, because you're like, i only watch streamers with integrity who don't need to rely on male sexual energy in order to sell subscriptions. and then you saw clips from librarian because you're addicted to social media and you said, wait, this guy's still doing it? and you got fucking hooked back in. 100%. tell me i'm wrong. because you're a known character. you've been around for a bit. otis, otis, let me see. damn, he's got me pegged.
58:59 never seen a guy work so hard to create his own lore. librarians making the lore. even when i get recognized in public these days, which happens more and more, there was a peer, we hit a real lull for a little bit in the spring, but we're back a little bit. i got recognized buying metamucil at the pharmacy this weekend, which was peak for me. they never say, i watch your content anymore. they say something like, i've seen your clips. so librarian has injected themselves into the social media algorithm stream vis a vis me.
59:29 they've co opted the energy that's like, there's ambient energy just being wasted because there's heat coming off of the monitor right now. they're capturing that energy and then putting it out into the ecosystem. and it's creating a moment. let's just put it that way. waiting to see if someone's saying something interesting. otis rotis, did you say anything? i can't see. wouldn't it be crazy if i just went blind during the stream? hawaiian loaded fries versus carne asada fries.
1:00:29 i'm not listening. the price is a little high on this, but that's what you get for being an angel city fc, bro. i think the hawaiian ones look a little bit better, but i'd house them both right now. let's put it that way. the monster dog. i mean, of all the foods to be called a monster, this one at least is still edible versus dirty fries from snaudlin town. i mean, there's a lot of things you could say. they didn't melt the cheese.
1:01:00 so you're just going to pick it up and it's mostly going to fall right off. but i still think it looks pretty good, but i got to go monster dog on that one. meat feast pizza versus the share box. i mean the pizza looks fine, perhaps even good. crust is given a little bit of like cafeteria pizza, but it's the british isles so i'll cut him some slack. everything in the share box kind of looks on point though. i'll give it to the share box on this one. i'm a little surprised honestly.
1:01:39 deep fried cheese in a roll? chips with pork and stuffing and gravy. i would definitely take the deep fried cheese in a roll, that looks awesome. 52%? who are you kidding bro? i've seen the shit that gets like an 80 in this. i will, it's a little rich for me. don't even get me fucking started okay? because every time, i talk about this all the time.
1:02:01 the average american, and i'll count canadians in there too, they're like, i don't like french cuisine, it's too heavy for me. and then it's like meat and vegetables in a sauce, and oh, it's so heavy. oh, it's just, oh, it's too rich for me. how much butter did they use when they cook it? yeah, can i get a large fucking winter melon boba tea, 100% sugar, 100% ice, 100% winter melon, 100% boba? i see you drinking that shit!
1:02:30 but meat and vegetables with a with a roux on top of it is like, oh my precious body couldn't possibly process energy in this form. like what are you talking about? i mean it's this is just an insult man. burrito that looks pretty okay. well it looks all right versus pizza that looks horrible. i fucking love french cuisine man. bratwurst with grilled bread actually looks good as fuck. this
1:03:11 it's a remarkable feat of engineering. not really my style. this looks good, man. this looks fucking... but i can't help but shake the feeling. i can't shake the feeling, i should say, to quote the trolls movie, that people would most... but maybe they'd see... they'd be like, that's too much blood pudding, mate. yeah, wow, they hate it. they fucking hate it. kebab versus sausage sandwich on baguette that looks good as fuck. kebab looks too saucy.
1:03:50 and not on the right... it's not on the right type of bread in my personal opinion, but i mean they're doing kebabs a little bit more over there than they're doing them over here, but i take that. stewed chicken. this looks like when you go to the... you're excited all day to get lunch at the whole foods hot bar and then you're like, what the fuck? i paid $27 for bones in tikka masala sauce? some asshole going through and using those slotted spoon to chop all the meat off the bones, but then leave the bones in the sauce?
1:04:30 i mean this is insane, but this is just not inspiring in any way. i have to go with that. one pound chicken burrito? looks... it looks pretty good. i get that it's 14 pounds, but like this looks like the grinch's mom, man. i gotta go with the chicken burrito. bacon roll versus the carne asada nachos. fuck it, bro. you've been good. let's go nachos. kind of on today. you ever have a bay area super burrito with fries in it? yeah, bro.
1:05:20 i've been to el ferralito. oh yeah, i bet you bet. i've been to the one in the mission, okay? i've been to location one. i've been to the first el ferralito, all right? i've been around the block a little bit. i've been doing this a long time. they invited me to talk at gdc once, which i feel like was... that was a bubble. that doesn't seem like a real thing that they were like,
1:05:45 you should do this and i was like you're right i should do this i don't know i don't know what happened we were all it was a feeling out period in the industry between the streamers and the and the youtubers and the streamers what'd you talk about groundbreaking advice for how to market your indie video game email youtubers and streamers but in in 2013 not everybody knew that they were still like well listen i don't want to put any
1:06:16 i don't want to put any evil on traditional games media but they're like, you know, we have like a... we have a certain amount of budget. should we dedicate zero dollars of it to emailing youtubers and streamers? nah, it ain't worth it. let's just throw it all into like, you know, banner ads on a blog instead. but it's a different time, man.
1:06:42 the long running japanese tokusatsu super sentai was adapted by haim sabin in the what media franchise. yeah, that's the mighty morphin power rangers. i know some of those words. named for a company that makes them, not the burrowing animal, in the uk vice grips are often called what wrenches? let's call them weasel wrenches.
1:07:14 it's a mole avogadro's motherfucking number. i don't know avogadro's number anymore. it's like 6.09 times 10 to the 23rd or something like that, but i'll tell you what. i know avocado's number plus 350 at chipotle. possibly the origin of the griffin myth. fossils of protoceratops and the first ever dinosaur eggs were found in what desert? let's call it the kalahari.
1:07:41 along with the taklamakan, the rain shadow of the tibetan plateau created whatever expanding cold desert north of there? siberia. gobi. siberia. gobi. gobi. gobi. gobi. gobi. a very versatile word. it means desert but also means cauliflower. peaking in popularity in 2022, what french app publicly shames users for lateness and since 2023 awards being on time with bonuses?
1:08:17 i have absolutely no idea. oh, it's the one where it sends you a notification and you take a photo of where you are and what you're seeing every day. be real? it is be real. paleontologist kirill yeskov wrote an unauthorized russian sort of sequel to the lord of the rings called the what? ring bearer, second ring bearer.
1:08:47 in the whole world of narnia, it ended with a big ol' apocalypse in its seventh book, the aptly titled... the what battle? final battle. the last battle! last and final are the same thing, man! three, two, one, two, one. the narnia battle. today i learned gay is banned from chat. no, man. no, it isn't. and guess what? now i gotta go see what your last message was. now i gotta go see what the last thing you wrote was.
1:09:37 okay, well the last thing you wrote was gay and it did get held by auto mod. but some people, you know what, i think there's like a reputation system here. some people are getting auto modded for it and some people are not getting auto modded for it. that's interesting. there's a lot of trusted users who can say it and i guess some people were, you know, twitch isn't 100% sure. okay, when you typed vile white pervert,
1:10:13 it definitely got that one, which i appreciate. but auto mod is interesting because it doesn't really stop the message from getting through. it just makes sure only the person the message is targeted at has to read it. but they can save themselves from the embarrassment of everybody else in chat going, yeah, you're right to the guy who said it.
1:10:36 so you do still kind of get your feelings hurt as the guy who is the target of the message. but you save yourself from the indignity of everyone joining in and have you ever read shirley jackson's the lottery? like that kind of vibe. don't put a bunch of question marks after it. it's still going to get caught. sort these products by the date they were released starting with the latest. okay, i'll tell you one thing, the palm pilot
1:11:13 they were fucking with that in like 1992. and then the tivo, i feel like the earliest ones of those were in like the late 90s. and then i feel i'm gonna make a play here. i'm gonna say the roomba comes out before the ipod. because i was hearing about the robot vacuum a long, long time before everybody had one for their apartments.
1:11:37 it was like a flash in steve wozniak's eye or something like that. and then the wii is winter 2006, which is definitely post ipod. i'm a little stunned. i thought the roomba... i honestly thought there might have been a roomba prototype in like 1992, but i'll take that. i'm kind of surprised about the kindle in 2007. i didn't hear about kindles for a while. palm pilot is a crazy name.
1:12:18 might be available if you want to launch like a masturbation app or something like that. higher population weighted density? i don't know man. absolutely no idea. not that many people live in new mexico. fuck it, peoria, but motherfucker. i'm gonna say there are more asian people just northeast of los angeles than in reno, nevada. motherfucker. what's warmer in the wintertime?
1:13:09 gonna say nicaragua. more people with a humanities degree. i do think gadno kind of makes more sense than oakville. okay, i don't know shit about canada, i guess. higher population weighted household size. this one's tough for me because i
1:13:35 wyoming and idaho are very similar states culturally. i feel like wyoming is much more like i was exiled by my family, so now i live in wyoming. and idaho is more like i moved my whole family to idaho to escape the vile pacific northwest and the slow overtake of beelzebub in the education system. so i feel like there's a lot of
1:14:05 men go on their own way out here. and men, of course, also college football. and then out... but there's boise state here too. i gotta go with idaho though. that was a tough one today. i mean, undergrad humanities is just crazy. yeti, all of your messages get auto modded. it's crazy. this is... i think the yeti apologia era is coming to pass because, i mean, is there any other chatter
1:14:49 that when put in the crystal for like three months would still be chatting. they're here for the love of the game, man. and maybe the occasional bit of attention that they get, but... and there's no... at no point did i say, hey, if you leave like 10 good comments in a row, you're gonna get out of the crystal. like there's no hope to get out of the crystal. they're in the crystal forever. i guess that's true. i don't really have power over the crystal. yet he can't live on the outside.
1:15:39 he got released in 71. he lost a little weight. he looked like jimmy cagney. and i swear he did look great. apex predators. oh, thanks. animal taxa named by carolus linnaeus. that's just all of them, man. mammals of south asia. okay, that you are a tiger. lions are not associated as much with south asia, man. mother fucker.
1:16:14 motherfucker. in my head, and there's a little overlap, but in my head, lions are roaming like the sahara desert and tigers are prowling like in the rainforest jungles of southeast asia. 1692, obviously i'm incorrect by the way. persecution by christians. this is r slash atheism. this is the salem witch trials. okay, but if i may,
1:16:55 most of the people that they tried were not witches, but she does appear to be shooting some energy out of her solar plexus. she's calling, she is casting a spell. cut his mic. i mean like if this, if the court artist is to be believed, then she made a grievous error because like now they're gonna know man. like there's no shot she's gonna get acquitted after she casts the lightning spell. even the softest jury in the world is gonna have to act on that.
1:17:41 16th century hungarian nobility. dracula. hungarian female serial killers. torturers. elizabeth bathory. i don't think i know this one. dracula's wife? well, sounds bad. 80 counts of murder and we're convicted? that sounds, i'm going to say i don't support that. 1986 establishments in the soviet union. bro, this is mir. you think i don't know mir? most embarrassing story about mir.
1:18:21 is when i went to school on april fool's day in the fourth grade and they told me the mirror russian space station crashed into the hotel dew hospital in my hometown of kingston, ontario. i went, really? like my ass wasn't watching the news with my grandma before school eating a bowl of cereal. like you think they probably would have mentioned that a space shuttle crashed from orbit and hit the hospital. like then they were like, no, not really. it's april fool's, man.
1:18:51 21st century norwegian sportsman, but you are not. yes, you are. you are holland. that's right. damn, look at the neck combined with the jaw combined with the hair combined with the face is so good. oh, man, that's crazy. he is mocking. bernice oberland, i want to wish you a merry christmas.
1:19:31 tourist attractions in the canton of bern. yeah, i just have no idea man. i ain't never heard of reichenbach falls i'm gonna be honest with you 20th century in harbin anti korean sentiment in japan anti korean violence in asia biological warfare facilities war crimes in manchukuo kwantung army major national historical and cultural sites so there's a few things that i think about one is
1:20:16 that couldn't this just be manchukuo, but that's not specific enough. and another one is i forget the name of the unit that is associated with like the imperial japanese army human experimentation stuff. i'm just gonna pass. yeah, that would have gotten us there, but i just don't remember the number.
1:20:43 unofficial nl vods on chat. thank you, thank you for the gifted subscriptions. thank you, it is like it's a classic stream moment to be saying like hey rip for this like human tragedy but then also thank you for the gifted subscriptions much appreciated. thank you, i appreciate it. astrobiology, distributed computing projects, interstellar messages, radio astronomy. of course i have absolutely no idea.
1:21:14 i have no clue. i was literally in a type settee and then i didn't because i thought that you guys would be like, that's stupid, that's a satellite. ancient egyptian architecture. i'm gonna say pyramid. a monolith, an egyptian invention, a garden feature, stone monument and memorial. i'm gonna say a pyramid? an obelisk. it's an obelisk. it's got like an sd card on the bottom or something.
1:21:46 pyramid in the garden? i don't know, an obelisk in the garden is kind of surprising as well. a birdbath or something, sure, but if i saw like an obelisk in the garden, i'd be like, what's going on here hatshepsut? rheumatology, uric acid. bro, this is rheumatoid arthritis. that's gout. guys, i got stupider over the weekend. i got a little bit stupider over the weekend. put on the vest. that might be the fucking move. maybe it's just because i don't have the vest on.
1:22:33 oh wait, this is a chance for redemption. you know what it is? and this is like me being honest?
1:22:43 motherfuckers pushed me too hard on the bike this morning and now i'm intellectually debuffed for the rest of the motherfucking day. but that's also my own fault because what i should have done is just been like these guys are pedaling too fucking hard i'm not even going to try to keep up but instead i was like no one's gonna get by me even though they did anyway so now i'm out here like permanently debuff for the rest of the damn day as a result of my own pride for no reason for no reason
1:23:12 on a monday, no we could have done it, why didn't, well you know why we didn't do it on the fucking saturday and sunday? because these motherfuckers weren't on the bike on saturday and sunday. for some reason they're only on the bike monday through friday and then saturday and sunday they're nowhere to be seen. the days where all of a sudden on the days where i have to work they take a shot at the king. this is like a 75 degree angle. 81, 83. oh we're so back, we're so back.
1:23:54 it's because of the world cup? bro, we're riding at 6.02 a.m. pacific time. the games don't even start until 11 p.m. pacific time for some reason, even though they're in my damn time zone. doesn't make any fucking sense, man. the concession worker's gotta get home. translink's gonna be closed by the time the bc play slats out. you're rooting for the u.s. today? any canadians in the chat? nothing feels more awesome than landing a joke
1:24:42 at american expense and then getting a bunch of laughs from americans. because here's my sentiment on team usa in soccer. we're not mortal enemies the way we are in hockey because we're both kind of like on the outside looking in of the global, you know, football ati, right? so we're both still sort of upstarts, at least as of right now at the time of this recording. the great thing about the us
1:25:10 in a sporting competition as a canadian is that when they win, i can go, that's awesome. i've got lots of american friends. and when they lose, i can go, that's awesome. i know a lot of assholes who are american. so it's really like the players are the true winners, of course, but if there is another winner, it's me. because no matter what happens, there's going to be a smile on my face. that was a great hole, man. top 4%.
1:25:55 the same for those of us living in the us? yeah, but i don't know. us patriotism is in a weird spot. because like, i don't know. just stop playing so much damn bon jovi, man. she's pissing me off. and then people in my discord
1:26:12 were tweaking that the british fans were singing wonderwall. now listen, i've said my piece on wonderwall, i think it's a bad song and i don't necessarily hate oasis but i wish they would sing like champagne supernova or don't look back in anger even though it's kind of manchester's song but either way i hate that, i hate wonderwall. but any americans talking shit about wonderwall
1:26:33 go watch a game that takes place at east rutherford new york new jersey stadium. can we ever exit the era of bon jovi's relevance or for some reason am i going to live, because i was born
1:26:49 the song was already there and everybody thought it was amazing. and i said, well, this fuckery can't last much longer. it's been 40 years and it's only becoming more suffocating. it's only getting more popular somehow. and now i've got people younger than me that are like, you're just being contrarian. do you have ears? this is a bad song by a bad band. okay.
1:27:18 now, country roads, not my favorite song, but it's got some character. but no, no, no more, no more living on a prayer, man. i'm begging you. give me some cutler. this is fucked up, man. and then you're right, because someone's saying, i also heard it at the philadelphia stadium. it's bad enough they play it in new jersey. at least he's from new jersey, right? then when they play that shit in california, i'm like, fuck you, you fucking dickheads. there ain't no californian songs better than living on a prayer.
1:28:09 i know there are, man. why are you co opting northeast new jersey turnpike culture? now i'll allow it if you're playing the boss, but can you just like run something californian, man? that's huge for a guy like me. which one was... wait, the one with more was smaller? bruce springsteen is worse than bon jovi? it's not even close. you're literally part of the 84% of the population that has no interiority. go back to listening to music predominantly for pump up vibes, okay?
1:28:57 live your whole life like it's the day before an eighth grade hockey tournament, motherfucker. you have no interiority whatsoever. bon jovi clears bruce springsteen. bon jovi, whose most popular album ever, is called slippery when wet. and go look at the cover and tell me what they were all about, okay? it's about a floor. this must be about a floor.
1:29:30 whoever made sticky fingers must be disgusting. i'm not fucking with the rolling stones either. one of the biggest psyops in popular music. beatles or rolling stones? this is not the, okay, mike tyson versus jake paul, but in their primes, bro. in their primes, okay? rolling stones, couple of great albums, lots of catchy songs. the beatles versus the beatles. let's not be ridiculous here. i'm throwing hands? no you're not, because you're not that passionate about the rolling stones.
1:30:14 people will throw hands over the beatles. they'll be like, i fucking got married to golden slumbers. no one's gonna be throwing hands over, oh i really like, uh, don't stop or whatever. don't stop, baby, don't stop. she scratched her nails down my back. boy, her nails were sharp. don't stop. come on, don't be ridiculous.
1:30:49 they're not fire. they have a couple of good songs and also if you have a xylophone, like if you have a toddler style xylophone in your house, you can play the riff from satisfaction on the xylophone. it can get you out of the
1:31:06 the yoke of twinkle twinkle little star and row row row your boat and mary had a little lamb. it's like two two two three four four four three two two two three four four four three and it's close enough, it's not quite there. you know what else you can do on a xylophone? i was doing a little experimentation with the help of reddit. you can play the motif of concerning hobbits. you can do do do do do
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1:32:07 stay in your lane. start asking me whether or not i'm going to play the ocarina of time remake when it comes out. i did on 3ds for about 15 minutes. went back to recording isaac episodes. girlfriends and wives, back me up. he'll be like, why don't you just bother your wife about it? brokers who have been married for 12 years? do i know how the fucking game is played? back me up, girls. you're right, leave me alone. that's what i'm saying, man. that's what i'm saying. now, it doesn't necessarily go the other way.
1:32:54 you can't stand 10 toes down for the flipped version of that. but i know my place. i know my place. there are five... how did i get here? i don't want to play the original sinead toonurtle. i want to go to sinead toonurtle app and go to critical. this is exactly what i think scientology is. midsommar. actor flashing his medical license around like it's a cop's badge is the most unhinged thing in this movie. this isn't even a thriller. rich people just be like that.
1:33:44 a possessed melancholy dream of clinical horniness and the primal sinister forces uh eyes wide shut eyes wide shut we take those 4.0 who knew man letterbox reviews dorky as fuck sometimes i can't i can't go off on letterbox again i just realized after seeing minions of monsters i realized you have to
1:34:21 when kino cinema comes out and it's like art house, you can trust the letterbox reviews. you cannot trust letterbox reviews of a kid's movie because they're just kids reviewing it. i'm sorry, occasionally you'll see like a bald guy with a beanie and like a long salt and pepper beard leaving a review. and i'm like, if i was 51, i bet this review would be like really relevant to me. but most of the time, the modal letterbox user is like 24 years old.
1:34:47 so you have to remember this these are children reviewing a children's movie and that's they tricked me they tricked me. this is why i don't do reviews i just leave a five star and move on. meg rasta you you impressed me you impressed me with your five star review of gladiator because i honestly
1:35:08 gladiator had kind of... it's had a little bit... it was peak cinema in 1999 2000 and that's when i watched it. so i will like eternally remember him like running his hands through the fucking fields and shit like that, right? the fields of denethor. but to see someone... i don't know if it was a rewatch or a first watch but to see someone watching it in 2026 and giving it a five star felt very affirming to me. i'm also a huge ridley head.
1:35:39 someone in chat said someone asked ridley scott why martin scorsese's movies are all good and ridley's are a mixed bag and then he replied in the interview and he was like look at how many movies i make of course most of them suck and i was like i love i actually love this guy. like people are mad at ridley scott when a movie he makes is mid bro he's at work are you a dickhead?
1:36:08 bro went to work, did his job and then you're like fuck this guy! he's literally, what do you want him to do? he loves to make movies and he's gonna make movies until the day he dies and some of them are gonna be good because they're gonna be set in like the year 1281 and some of them are gonna be shitty because they're set in like 3281 and then it's just it is what it is. if at this point you can't identify a good and a bad ridley scott movie on site you can't blame him
1:36:38 it's not his fucking fault. napoleon is a disgrace? yeah bro, that's why they exiled his ass. twice. okay, let me slash marker this real quick. and then we go to bandle. he got away getting away from exile the first time.