And they were crewmates (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 we're back with the dolls, y'all. yeah, woujiow chunlong. what do you mean jackie chan speaks taiwanese? bro, take it up with the wikipedia editors. go to chunlong's wikipedia page and tell me what language is it it says that he speaks. go to the website, go to wikipedia, type in chunlong. it'll probably say, did you mean jackie chan? and then you'll see. english is definitely on there. why are you browsing his wikipedia? i wanted to learn the pinyin for chunlong.
0:35 this looks like a sam raimi movie, but it doesn't look like evil dead or drag me to hell. but it has, it's got a very sam raimi sort of quality. why did i type dark raimi? brain is not all there today, man. okay, so we're in the american southwest in a station wagon. could be like five easy pieces or something. i don't know. that's harvey keitel. harvey keitel in the 70s. that's tough, man. are you dual? i know this guy.
1:14 you are... who are you? you're like 70s michael rooker, but i should know who you are, but i don't know who you are. you are... are you jon voight? i don't know who you are. i think you might be the lead singer of sleater kinney. i'll just be honest with you. i don't know what this is. hi, i'm alice. alice... alice doesn't live here. oh, shit! that's fucking huge, bro! the contextler.
2:03 is that an early scorsese? i think i might have it on my watch list. by the way, people are always asking, anna, what are you watching? what are you watching? i finally offered an olive branch. i put a watch list on letterboxd of the stuff that i, as of right now, am going to watch in june, okay? so if you go to my watch list on letterboxd, those are the movies that i'm going to watch in june. however, and they're all on criterion, however,
2:31 the fucking one of the movies i can't remember which it's the david lynch movie about the guy going cross country on the riding lawnmower that one is not on canadian criterion okay yeah the straight story that that's not on canadian criterion unfortunately so i'm gonna take that one off that's only on the american one i think and maybe i'll put on wild at heart instead which is also it's now on criterion as of this month
3:00 crazy watching the straight story during pride month. first person to make the joke. also don't sweat it. we got fresh kill on there as well. i'm an ally.
3:15 jared vers won defensive rookie of the year while playing for tiz's nfc team. yeah, that's the rams, bro, because he got traded yesterday. corey koski launched 101 home runs for this al central team over like six... that's not even impressive. not to be rude, but that's like 15 homers a year or something. who cares? it's better than i could do, don't get me wrong, but
3:43 this villanova player was an all american and 2017 big east player of the year before becoming a first round pick and helping the knicks make the finals. i'm going to say it's karl anthony towns, but for all i know, it could also be jalen brunson. santiago is the capital of chile. i know that thanks to there's something about mary. this is justin theroux, 100%. and that's the crazy poll. i don't know who... i think you're giving
4:15 you're giving a combination of lord and kate hudson. i think those are kate hudson's eyelashes. mandy moore. oh, i think you're right. i think it is mandy moore. tabasquez. mardi gras mustard and bayou buffalo sauce are offered by what fast food chain? something to do with new orleans, new orleans, the french quarter, cajun, creole, cane's. i'm trying to think if there's cane's.
5:02 and then there's checkers and let's go with raisin canes, man. bojangles. oh, it's popeyes. i love that chicken from popeyes, louisiana kitchen. i should have known. from 2009 to 2015, this fox show set at a high school had a recurring bit where students got hit in the face by slushies. i'm going to guess that it's glee. it sounds like it took place in winnipeg. it sounds like some shit that would go down in winnipeg.
5:31 this actor had a run of films from 96 to 2003 that included joe's apartment, jerry maguire, can't hardly wait, tom katz and kangaroo jack, say no more, that's jerry o'connell. why do we scream at each other? this is what it sounds like when doves cry. also, i dare not chat in slimes chat.
5:53 because i don't want to mess up the vibes and also i like to observe and not be observed which is why we started the stream with like 24 minutes of the camera not being on today, but i was nodding like that's my guy when i could see i didn't even have my headphones on because i was doing my mandarin practice, but through my computer's headphones i could hear him playing
6:15 let's go crazy by prince. and silence gen z, he was not playing the sing version by taron egerton, okay? he was playing the original prince version. what is he talking about when he says, the afterworld? are we gonna let that elevator break us? hell no, let's go?
6:52 you know the difference between shi and x yet? every chinese person that's found out that i'm learning mandarin, wow, great job. you're doing pretty well so far. every white person that took one half semester of mandarin in the ninth grade, he still doesn't have the tone sorted out. oh, brother. it's so crazy, man. it's so insane.
7:19 it was the 12th grade? that's even more embarrassing because that's more recent, bro. you should be speaking mandarin right now. chi chi. excuse me. i never even said chi chi. i said shé shé two weeks ago, but now we're on that fucking tai shé shé la. we're on that fucking ... oh, nin tai kuchi. we're not even on ... we passed shé shé, bro. we're way past shé shé. we're on nin tai kuchi.
7:51 don't even fucking start with me. because you know, actually you, first off, we're not using mean for you. we're using ni and you are not tai kuchi. you are bu tai kuchi. you are bu tai kuchi. you are not too fucking polite, okay? fuck me, i guess. i wasn't talking to you. i was talking to that. i made 10,000 people cry because i was talking to that one person. i don't know how to break the news to my chinese teacher though that i'm not going to be watching any chinese dramas. i don't even watch dramas in english.
8:39 i'm not gonna start watching them in chinese just to be like, oh, i understand like a sentence or two. like that's just, it's just not gonna happen. no, i'm not, i'll do a lot to learn mandarin chinese, but i am not going to watch an 11 season with 40 episodes per season drama. it's just not gonna happen. wong kar wai is good enough. that's cantonese brother. it's cantonese. oh,
9:11 embarrassing. and you know what? i shouldn't be offended because i'm not chinese yet. but i watched four cantonese movies last week and like half the comments on letterboxd, because nobody else has fucking seen them apparently, even though they're peak, half the comments on letterboxd are like, wow, he's on his mandarin arc. bro, all the sam ohung movies are in cantonese. you don't even know what you're being pithy about. they are fake, man. we're surrounded by fakes and frauds.
9:42 okay, let me think about this. cloak and dagger. hello to kate in the chat as well. hello to kate in the chat. cloak and dagger. wait, wait, wait. okay, british foods. jacket potato, mash, bubble and squeak and cheps. british names for foods. british potato dishes. british potato dishes. a helmet, a crest, a shield and a coat of arms associated with nobility in the medieval era. heraldic achievements.
10:20 hush, hush, top secret, cloak and dagger, covert, clandestine. i fucking knew that i nailed the category name too. oh, at the new york times they were dying to put clandestine as the descriptor. it's such, it's so elegant. and then tin can, grape must, free will, and cape may. i don't know, man, steinbeckian adjectives. ending in modal auxiliary verbs. yep. ending in modal auxiliary verbs.
10:57 yeah, yeah, exactly. i knew that. may, will, must, ken. i thought they could also be stein, becky and words. all right, i don't buy this shit, so if we get it wrong, who cares? i honestly feel like people should be like googling the fuck out of the tampa bay rays right now. they should be like, how is this team good? look, even the manager is like, what the fuck? he hit it again? he hit the ball again?
11:35 oh, what a strange coincidence. they're exactly the same amount of searches every single month to say, jesus christ, not quite as searched. jesus christ looking a little bit like lord. can i say that? i don't know if this is like a recent kind of like a makeover or something, but he's got a certain lordness going on in his visage. he's shy.
12:07 he actually does do the thing that i do when someone lets me in. when i'm like trying, when there's a, i have a stop sign but the opposite sides have like, or i have a, whatever. when i'm driving it happens all the time. it's complicated. uber.
12:24 i'm googling this every day to figure out whether i should be using the uber charge or the fucking crits charge or whatever the fuck they call it from tf2, man. 185 million searches for restaurant apparently. i'm gonna say that's probably the most searched thing in the world. spotify streams. i think demi lovato is really popular. i don't really get it, but that's fine. lil uzi vert pretty popular too. who knew, man? nav?
13:00 i'm not from the six so i gotta rep demi lovato instead of nav. baby versus nav? i feel like i know dababy and i know him mostly for i think some homophobia but i do believe he has more of a cultural footprint than nav. tones and i, this one, this one's really tough because i tones and i, 5,000 people hear this every day in walmart but it only counts as one play. i still think it's got a
13:36 no? okay, you know what? that tells me how popular dababy is. paramore is deep in millennial nostalgia plus gen z pop punk revivalism. so i think paramore might be part of the zeitgeist right now in a big way. movie ratings. now we're... it's the last crusade by a mile. against the ice, really bad movie that i have seen back when netflix... they're going to do a fucking netflix documentary about how
14:15 bottled netflix got, how much they bottled having like a complete monopoly in the fucking film industry. because their brand was so strong that they would literally just come out with a movie and you would be like, oh, watch it because it's on netflix. they fucked it up, man. now it's like the only thing that makes me less likely to want to see a movie than seeing the netflix logo on the poster is seeing
14:42 now available on prime video. because like in the whole, like i don't want to glaze netflix, but if we're talking about what direct to streaming service has the worst slop, it's 100% prime video. but netflix is like, why did i watch this? because i, what did you do when you were done your work? you fucking opened netflix. oh shit, new movie with jamie lannister on netflix? if netflix vouches for it, i'll fucking watch that. garbage! it's not, 6.5 is so generous.
15:13 okay, shutter island is gonna clear. i think shutter island's gonna beat krampus. krampus was a little bit more well liked. maybe i got it confused with another like christmas horror movie. 1917 is gonna be higher of course. crisis. roger bannister's running shoes or george audubon's birds of america, a hand colored illustrated book. i think it's gotta be george audubon's birds of america, man. they have such a sad time together.
15:56 lady gaga's fake nail that fell off during her born this way tour in dublin, it has to be less than $9 million. john lennon's molar? i mean, that's got to be a lea i'm gonna say this was 75 grand. john lennon's tooth is crazy. queen victoria's underwear. okay, they didn't have to put up the measuring tape is so insulting, man. the measuring tape is so funny.
16:31 they really had the auctioneer doing the deuce bigelow line. they really had the auctioneer going, that's a huge bitch. i didn't want to say it, but it made the joke better. don't be mad at me. deuce bigelow wrote that, man, or rob schneider or whatever. that's got it. that's less. i would almost buy that just for the joke.
16:53 like i think that's just funny. i think it would be hilarious to have someone come over. they'd be like, what's that? i'd be like, they'd be like, oh, you left your underwear on the ground. i'd be like, yeah, bro. uh, oh wait, that's not my underwear. that's fucking queen victoria's underwear, bro. didn't you see the vr on it? you're probably don't say that. i can't say i was going to say i might be able to sell some of mine for more. uh, i still think it clears the, the,
17:21 pastiche the satire of modern art which is already satirizing never mind i that was the original my bad y'all i thought that was an echo age mozart was when he wrote his first symphony i say is like eight and a twinkie probably lasts like 1500 days oh it lasts 45 days all right you're supposed to click more by the way guys you're supposed to click more
17:52 there's no shot that meryl streep has been nominated for more than 45 oscars. i mean, she's a very decorated actress, but 45 is insane. i do think that there's more shark attacks. i mean, 21 is a small amount of shark attacks. that 65 seems about right. saturn's rings, i don't know. i feel like there could be like 30,000. no, there's seven apparently.
18:22 koala literally, i just read a book about koalas with my daughter. it said koalas sleep up to 24 hours a day. yeah, okay, fair enough. my dream? honestly, i don't give a fuck if koalas are mean.
18:45 i think they're cute. i mean, everybody thinks they're cute, but then someone who's got a subscription to national geographic always goes, yeah, but they're like really mean. you'd probably be mean too if you had to sleep 22 hours a fucking day in order to reach metabolic equilibrium. and then some motherfucker was like poking you going like, hey, wake up, wake up. bro, this ain't a joke. i have to sleep 92% of every fucking day or i will waste away.
19:14 i'll go fucking catabolic. meanwhile, your ass has control of what you eat 100% and you're like, oh, i can't do agile development in my daily standups without 210 grams of protein every single day. like you're fucking cranky for no reason, bro. they really got you bent the fuck over. koalas are innocent, man. same thing with the damn geese.
19:37 oh geese, oh they're such nasty creatures. they are nasty, but they're not nasty because they're mean, they're nasty because their poop gets everywhere. you think they're nasty because you walk over to them when they're literally raising their fucking kids out in the middle of a busy city street.
19:57 and i don't know if you've ever looked up like goose mortality, but like 90% of them ain't making it to adulthood. let's put it that way. and then you're like, they should be, they should be graced by my presence as a highly evolved human being. and instead the goose goes like, eh, it goes like back, back, back off, back off. there's like nine of my fucking kids here behind me. get the fuck away. oh, so rude motherfucker.
20:26 you're from the big city, you don't see geese? any vancouverites want to educate this fool? i see people stopping traffic for geese all the time and you gotta watch where you fucking step, man. there is poop everywhere. they should find a way to get the poop out of there but like the geese, i don't really worry about the geese raising their kids, man. they're just out there, we're really going through the same shit right now. or get them a toilet or something.
21:03 california sliced almonds on such a winner's day. 32 ounces to freedom. two pounds of all, i feel like this would still, i think this is going to be like 17.99. almonds are expensive, man. nevermind. two pounds of almonds apparently not that much. can i say so? well, let's get the price first so i'm not confused or accused of impropriety. i was just way off on this one to be honest with you.
21:39 $5.99, i was like 400%, $6.49, damn, won the lottery with that one. why is it, and i think that we, let's start from the fundamentals here. i would rather have whole almonds than sliced almonds. do people agree with this? at least if we're talking about like having a handful of them for a snack or something. maybe if you're using them in baking, it might be a different story or in a salad, true.
22:16 never mind. i just realized, like, i'm completely ignorant of economics because i was like, why wouldn't they just leave all almonds whole then? because they could sell them for more. and then i was like, well, there's a discoverable market for like slivered almonds and i was like, it's just boring. there's no point. it doesn't matter. i'm allergic to them. i like almonds, but i would say, honestly, you're not missing out.
22:52 like there's other foods that like missing out on marzipan kind of sucks if you're allergic to almonds, but like straight almonds are just fine i would say. also the older i get the more that almonds in particular get stuck in my fucking teeth and then you use the water pick at night and you've got like it feels like you've got like a whole sheet of like eight and a half by eleven almond skin stuck in the spaces in between your teeth and your gums.
23:21 at night. and then you start to think, oh shit, what about all those years i was eating almonds when i didn't even floss? like that shit might still be in there, man. all those almonds i was eating in 04 when i was like, flossing's a scam. i don't know what ever happened to that shit, man. maybe the dentist got it. holy fuck, it's adjacent to gabon. i tried to do a stage dive, man. that was crazy.
24:12 that one's dedicated to the shakira song, waka waka. we're not carrying your ass? some of you would. some of you... honestly, i'm not fucking with the ones who would drop me. i'm not fucking with the ones who would have two hands on me either. my people are the ones who are like, i'll help them along a little bit, but i'm still gonna be looking at my phone. those are my kindred spirits there. motherfucker, man. looks like a damn dog rolling over asking for a pet. are you ethiopia?
25:09 are you... are you gabon? wouldn't that be something? oh shit, are you kongo? ohhhhh! dude! yes, man! you just saw it? i wasn't looking at that shit. as soon as i saw green, i was just starting to think about spider man 2, man. you saw it. you got me confused with you, which, surprisingly, seeing your comments happens a lot. happens an awful lot. it's very confusing to me. rarely do i get myself confused with you.
25:48 but it happens the other way from time to time. march 1st, 1991. i'm just going to say it, 1991, one of the most visually satisfying years to look at in text. obviously it's got the palindromic level. i also think there's a certain contrast between like the verticality, the rigidness of the ones, and then the curved sort of like freewheeling spiritedness of the nines. 2002 is pretty good too. 2002, that's a good looking year.
26:21 i'm just trying to imagine some other... i mean, year zero. i don't even know what i would think about year zero. if i was alive then, i have to think about it. 1985 goes hard? it does. 1985, it does look nice in my mind's eye. yeah. orion picture starring jodie foster, silence of the lambs. unbelievable movie. if people have finally woken up and discovered that this movie is good,
26:57 you know, long after the people who originally discovered that it was good realized it was good. if you have not seen this, you need to see it. it's really good. and i know you're thinking, but the movie's so old, it's actually really good. even though it's so old, it's three years younger than me, it's really good. everyone knows it's good. you would be surprised the number of people that have not seen it because it's too old these days, man. people haven't seen it. oh, don't you probably saw it like two years ago. and you're like, there's still people that haven't seen it. they're making new motherfuckers every goddamn day, man.
27:33 same with ben hur. i'll watch the remake. it was filmed for imax with 4k red cameras. val kilmer 1991. i feel like this must be the doors. the ceremony is about to begin. directed by oliver stone. 20th century fox starring julia roberts in 91. i mean it certainly could be pretty woman. it's a thriller starring julia roberts
28:09 she's a stranger in a small town? okay, it sounds like this movie is going to be called witness protection. maybe just witness? i don't think i know this one, man. a young woman fakes her own death to escape her nightmarish marriage but discovers it's impossible to elude her controlling husband. sleeping with the enemy. heard of it, didn't know anything about it. look at the world we used to live in, man. never heard of the movie, or never, unaware of its plot synopsis at least. $101 million in 1991.
28:43 $101 million. that is like a billion dollars now. they adjusted for inflation. this is going to outperform the mandalorian versus grogu and good man. john goodman first billed actor in 1991 in a comedy. it's not the flintstones. the flintstones is like 93 and peter o'toole, a comedy of this is a king, king ralph, king ralph. yes. okay.
29:23 as the only relative in line to ascend the royal throne, a down on his luck american slob must learn the ways of the exotic ways of the english. he's kind of got that shit on, man. the shoes with the tongues over the fucking slacks is a look and a half, man. 20th century fox made a ton of money. starring macaulay culkin. okay.
29:52 home alone, i'm guessing. you know what's crazy though? here's how much of an impact home alone had on the culture. it's march, bro. we're talking like st. patrick's day, still the number five movie at the multiplex. people are still like, let's go fucking see a christmas movie. that's how much impact this had. that's so sick. week 16. time did move slower back then. i swear
30:30 i mean, your memory as like a nine year old is not 100% reliable, obviously, but i swear toy story 2 played in my local movie theater for like five or six months. like i saw it maybe in the summer of 2000 or 1998 or something, and like six months later it still had a screen. and this was like a four screen movie theater. i guess back in like the 30s, like shit like gone with the wind would just play for like
31:03 three years straight or something. spider man 2 must have been in there for six months. i saw spider man 2 three times in theaters for sure. so it was around for a minute, no doubt about that. the wrestler to pinocchio. okay, i'm very familiar with the wrestler, not that familiar with the cast of pinocchio, but let's fucking do some shit here.
31:46 let's fucking get up to some shit, man. let's just get weird. like we could immediately, well, okay, here's one play. okay. john turturro to the big lebowski, to steve buscemi, to fargo, obviously francis mcdormand. then you've got the classic nomad land gambit to touch swanky and get dizzy. and then we're looking for mickey rourke, marisa tomei or darren aronofsky. darren aronofsky,
32:15 noah, mother, ben conte stealing. walk away, joe. that's what people were saying. that's what people were saying after the debate, right? that's what people were saying after the debate. they were saying, walk away, joe, walk away. remember? people were saying it, man. who am i trying to get to again? trying to get to mickey rourke. yeah, mickey rourke. well, this movie, lincoln must have everyone in it because it's steven spielberg.
32:52 so then you probably go like john hawks, then you take it to me and you and everyone we know, take it to miranda july, probably take that to cajillionaire. obviously i'm not spelling that right. maybe i was spelling it right. am i confused? is miranda july not the visionary mind behind cajillionaire? they don't have cajillionaire on
33:29 no, that's miranda sings. that's mary june. okay, they don't have kino? i think it's honestly because she was a director. but does it shoot? she's not in the movie. it's a director only. okay, thank you. thank you for the tip. thank you for the tip. well then, now i'm fucking stuck with miranda july as an actress, man. that's going to be tough. how about jesus' son? who's that? billy crudup? samantha morton? wrong!
34:03 oh yeah, we can do this. samantha morton, minority report. that takes you to tom cruise, tropic thunder, robert downey jr., iron man 2, mickey rourke. i don't fuck with mickey rourke. giving him like seventh billing in iron man 2 is crazy. he wants his fucking board, man. and then the wrestler. they should not be giving mickey rourke.
34:29 fucking sixth billing in iron man 2. that's so fucked up, man. he's gotta be billed higher than pepper potts. pepper potts? no, i'm not even as anti gwyneth as the average online denizen, but please, all she does, she's in the movies for like five seconds, she says some shit like, um, tony.
34:53 he's not the main antagonist. whiplash is the main antagonist of iron man 2, man. this is your brain on sam rockwell. this is your brain on jojo rabbit. sam rockwell is a... justin hammer is a deuteragonist. he's a secondary antagonist, man. yeah, the moon guy. anyway, every stream you say 12 words i've never heard before. wobushimai guoren.
35:41 how about that? there's six for you. i don't really know what a word is in chinese. is a word akin to a character? like, what is a word? i'd have to... i don't know. sometimes it's a character, sometimes it's multiple characters. when you write in simplified chinese, do you have periods to denote a sentence or do you just fucking send it? or is every new line a sentence or like what's... yeah, they have periods. okay, good to know. good to know.
36:18 motherfucker man, it's been so long since i played pukdoku. i mean, it's easy the sabres and the islanders. that's my goat right there. pat lafontaine lafontaine 2021 to today. i mean, you got it must have played between 2021 and today you got to give some respect to logan stank oven.
36:48 and then 2021 to today on the islanders. you know what? it's not the most indie choice, but let's give it to bo horvat and the kings. let's go with andre kuzmenko, number one earls enjoyer. he's goofy, man. and then the rest, wasn't gabe velarde on both of these teams? that's true. it's fucked up, man. gabe, i feel for you. i'm not trying to be the worst asshole of all time.
37:14 but i'm pretty sure you were drafted when i was like 33. they're doing you dirty with that hairline and i'll tell you like before you get mad at me, takes one to know one. so like just the way of the fucking road man. i'm pretty, weren't you drafted in like 2018 or something like that? i just have no idea. i have no idea about this one. wait no no no i have an idea. um the fella, the fella you know what i'm talking about? the fella that went from you to you
37:49 maybe i don't know. i feel like doug waite was on both of these teams. he's definitely on carolina. i'm gonna say fuck it, who cares? i'm gonna say nobody cares but me and just send it. jeff skinner makes sense. eelers, that's the fella. that's the fella i was trying to think about. lad is such a great hockey name. wayne simmons. i didn't know wayne simmons played for this. he might've played for the sabres this year for all i know, man.
38:25 who the fuck is sparks, man? i don't think i've ever heard of sparks. who's krog? i actually have no idea who krog is, man. i do, i know eric belanger. these ones are a little indie even for me. i've never heard of hess before, but that's some great lettuce for sure. fantastic mane. ready for this? liam neeson three or more word title. the lego movie. they ever make a stranger things movie? they should call it the eggo movie. it's a gorny weaver? oh, that's easy.
39:13 the mandalorian versus groglet, the mandalorian and grogu, laurence fishburne, three or more word title. the ice road? we were just talking about that the other day. also a great liam neeson film. liam neeson, oscar nominated film. it had to be nominated for something. that's martin scorsese movie. liam neeson two word title. let's take cold pursuit.
39:47 a lot of very similar posters here. i'll make silence innocent, but liam neeson in a jacket was getting a lot of work in the late 2010s for sure. laurence fishburne oscar nominated film? two word title? oscar... am i crazy to think that maybe john wick 2 got nominated for something? two word title for sigourney? finding dory? which is probably also nominated for best animated film, i have to think.
40:20 what was sigourney weaver in this nominated for an oscar, man? surely avatar was nominated for something. bluest movie. now i wanna not just put the matrix here and a two word title. i mean, you could easily do like john wick, the matrix. is there anything we could pull from laurence fishburne? probably, but i'm gonna play john wick.
40:55 he's in the second john wick, man. keep going. pee wee's playhouse. porky's pimpin' pee wee. he's in predators. he's in john wick 2. damn, they are fucked, man. they're getting shot up. i mean, unless something happens. i think this is curtains for us, man. i think this is curtains for our heroes. ride along. didn't know that one. no ride along. curtains for zusha. god damn you, cipher.
41:45 oh apocalypse now that's a good one for a two word larry. i should have taken the pirates who don't do anything if i wanted a two word larry. fuck he's in event horizon to boycott a verb meaning to engage in a concerted refusal to have. yeah we're gamers. we know how to spell boycott turret.
42:29 a noun meaning a little... yeah, we're gamers. we're gamer guys. we know how to spell turret. angry. a adjective meaning... we're gamer guys. we know how to spell angry. squeak. a verb meaning to utter or make a sh... we're streamer guys. we oftentimes misspell squeak. horrid. an adjective meaning innately... all right, well the joke's run its course. gazette. a noun meaning newspaper. photogenic. an adjective meaning... give me something. give me a knuckleball. flimsy. an adjective...
42:59 serious, an adjective meaning thoughtful or... because i thought you might be talking about xm satellite radio. slate, a noun meaning... a noun meaning jenny. corsair, a noun meaning... we're gamer guys, we know how to spell corsair. stirrups, a noun meaning either... cathect, a verb meaning to invest with mental or emotional energy. the word cathectic is derived from the back formation of cathexis, cathect.
43:29 a verb meaning to... i honestly don't know. caffect or cath ect. i don't know. you're a spellcheck, we have to know. is this an aardvark doing spellcheck? this is an aardvark interviewing spellcheck? and he's bringing them like the first dictionary they ever had or something like that? that's a pretty good bit.
43:53 balata, a noun meaning the dried latex of a tropical american tree, genus menelkara and especially m. bitentata, of the sepodia family that is similar to gutapurcha and is used especially in belting and golf balls. also, a tree yielding it. this word originates from the spanish language and is derived from the carob. balata, a noun meaning the dried latex of a tropical american tree.
44:22 predilection, a noun meaning an established... this one i like a lot, predilection. balata, cath ect, cath ect, coffee. i'm mexican and it is balata. i think it's balata no matter where you're from, to be honest. i don't think it matters. well, that's not true because sometimes we spell words a little differently than our magual counterparts. we put a u in them. and then for a while, we took it out to be nice.
44:54 because they just complain all the time but we've been putting it back in because the elbows have been motherfucking up lately. you can deal with fucking excising a u. the u actually helps. it's not good for me because my keyboard is getting like one more key pressed which actually takes its usability down like it does some damage to it but that's okay. i mean whatever as long as you buy a canadian keyboard once your keyboard deprecates a little bit too early then no problem. sakuti or pebra?
45:41 gotta say this salsa type dish is looking mighty nice. let's go with that. pan de pascua, that picture is 100% from like 2008 or peking pork. it looks good as fuck, man. looks awesome. šlibicek or j. ensign's temptation. potatoes, onions and a small preserved fish. i mean it looks good as fuck, man. this looks kind of... i mean it's just like a sandwich but it...
46:21 central european love of the gherkin is, i'm kind of down with it but i'm not 100% down with it. give me janssen's temptation. borscht versus kupdari. borscht is actually pretty good and i don't really fuck with beets but i mean a bread stuffed with meat is high up on the list of best foods ever. we'll just take hot buttered rum on this one. cordon bleu versus chiora. what are you man?
46:50 yogurt, curry and meat often paired with tea as a mid morning snack in the fields. tourists often eat it while visiting the region, bulking calories for the journey ahead of them. i like chicken cordon bleu, man. it's a wedding staple for a reason. pemblek? puerto rican dessert, i'm guessing. what's googney? yellow peas. it's like a mashed pea dish versus creamy coconut dessert. we take the coconut dessert.
47:20 ochinita pibil or che troi nwok. glutenous rice balls with mung bean or marinated pork. take the marinated pork please. la jo versus tamale. i mean, listen, some kind of like a flatbread basically. that's tough to beat, but tamale man. i mean, this is an important food. oh my god. it's tamale though.
47:56 chicken simmered in a vibrant aromatic sauce or salad cashewa. i'm not gonna lie to you, it's not just because i'm 90 minutes into marie antoinette. i kind of fuck with food like this. but i do think that it's tough to compete with like a caribbean stewed chicken with a bunch of limes. 9 out of 10 with the average 7.2. french people just put butter on everything. yeah, it's literally like really tasty.
48:40 we put lots of foods or lots of ingredients on everything to make them taste better, man. salt, pepper, butter, oils. this looks good as fuck, man. and i'm not just saying that. thinly sliced liver. all right, never mind. with crunchy bean sprouts, an umami rich flavor profile. the cookware looks more chinese than japanese for sure. let's go with china on this one. that's warm.
49:22 all right, let's go with japan on this one. rebanera ittame. i should have known when it said umami. as soon as it said umami. savory, oh it's the bread. it's not the goo. a nutty tasting bread with chili flakes, chickpea flour. let me get a egypt then. get a base of operations here. lebanon chickpea bread from turkey.
50:08 okay, or albania. sure, would try. 50 50 is kind of crazy. i'll get mine without the goof first, but white rum galliano. any cocktail you got to start with like italy. cold. a sunny exotic getaway. shit man, maybe this is the caribbean. rum, jamaica. yellow, but it's any caribbean country apparently. a rum based cocktail associated with various caribbean. sure man, why not?
50:49 i, if i'm being honest with you, this is kind of a performative yum because i don't drink. and i know you can say you can get a mocktail. i'll tell you, i've wasted money on some things in my life. learn from my mistakes. number one thing i've wasted money on in my life was at a nice restaurant
51:06 getting the mocktail pairing that goes with every single dish that was served. i said this is gonna be a nice meal i don't drink sure let's get the i'm not gonna get the wine pairing because i don't drink but i'll get the mocktail pairing cheaper than the alcoholic pairing, but there was no reason to be drinking it because they were just like here's a non alcoholic gin and tonic and you're like why am i drinking?
51:29 why am i drinking like eight sugary non alcoholic drinks? like it's that are just designed to taste like alcoholic drinks. it was not worth it. one mocktail maybe, but i'm telling you a, i mean a four dollar coke zero would have gone crazy. let's put it that way. a four dollar coke zero with free refills would have hit the spot too. i've long been a believer and i've said it. you know what i want to add to my vocabulary, but i need you to tell me it's okay.
52:09 is standing on business the same as being... i'm trying to think of... you know what? maybe just let me google it here for one second. are you not clocking to you that i'm standing on business right now? the slang, 10 toes down, means being completely loyal and unwavering in your beliefs and actions. okay. because i was worried that standing on business meant having principles and sticking to them, and 10 toes down meant like,
52:49 bending over and getting fucked up the ass, which is fine, but it was like not the meaning i'm going for. so i would rather find out now that that's what it means than be in polite conversation and be like, yeah, i mean, every time i'm on stream, i'm like 10 toes down, you know? because they might think they might get the wrong idea. they might get the wrong idea. oh,
53:25 anyway, what i was trying to say is i'm ten toes down on the idea that fucking mocktails should be cheaper. they should be like 30% the price of the cocktail instead of 75% the price of the cocktail. because like you can just you can do math you can do algebra.
53:40 a coke zero is like four bucks. a rum and coke zero is like 12 bucks. so if you have a fucking gin and tonic and it's 16 bucks, how is the tonic with no gin like $11? it doesn't make, the algebra doesn't make sense. the rent? they're paying the rent on the coke zero too, man.
54:15 labor and juice, they're doing the labor for the coke zero, man. you know what we need to do? we need to start marketing a perfect pour of coke zero the same way that guinness markets the perfect pour of guinness. we need to start pushing like social media, short form videos of people going like shh and then letting it simmer for like 90 seconds and then tilting the glass back to like a 90 degree angle then shh.
54:50 to get like the perfect, the perfect foamy head on it. and then, then you split the fucking z. yes, man. exactly. 90 degrees is sideways. it depends on your frame of reference point, dexter. open unity sometime. go, go ahead and see what the z dimension is. make sure you're sitting down. does it dae? caternions or so? i just can't wrap my head around caternions. come on, bro.
55:25 it's a fucking vector that indicates a position and orientation in three dimensional space. get a clue bozo. don't even lad. hot dogs and chips with a drink, seven pounds. okay will smith. norwich city fc. chili beef nachos. some fried, i don't know, fried jicama on top? i don't know what this is man. explain to us younger folk what was the deal with jerry springer.
56:01 well, you've opened up a can of worms. jerry springer, maury, montel, all these daytime talk shows that you would watch when you were homesick from school. i'll start by saying they're extremely exploitative. the point of the show was you would watch it and be like, man, these people's lives are a mess.
56:19 i'm glad it's not me. like that's you would watch it and there would be like some schadenfreude but like entertainment. nowadays they and i'm it's probably better but like the original reaction that people would have to them is probably like this is extremely exploitative and fucked up.
56:39 but i don't know, you guys are like literally all on live stream fail anyway. and i know because you tell me, so maybe they just have laundered it in a different way and presented it to you. and now you're guzzling it down, man. i don't know. i don't know. honestly, what i'm trying to say is we're not so different. so is every streamer, including you brother, i'm on mango language learning, saying jin chan, zao, sean, and then
57:15 i'm listening to them and i'm saying, close enough. yes, i got that one. 100%. so that's my explanation. any translators? this morning is cold, which is not even true. this morning is fucking raw, if anything. it might fucking be tyrolah, to be honest with you. i'd rather have that. pepperoni pizza cob? i mean,
57:56 i believe if you pull that apart, that probably looks good as fuck. this is just kind of like, it's really tough for me. i can deal with the peas but when the peas are under the gravy, it's just a little too much for me. okay, i'm glad that people agree on that one. pork hamburger. is this the bun?
58:20 why does the bun, is the bun made of pork? like it has the same consistency as like canned meat. the bun is also meat or like what's going on? what is this also? is that a, are they doing this? are they pointing with the pinky? did pete davidson take the picture? like what is this man? did you tell the chat the story of when our teacher asked how to say handsome man?
58:57 i didn't, but our teacher did ask kate, how do you say handsome man? and then neither of us remembered. and then the teacher was like, well, what if you saw like a handsome guy on the street, what would you say? and then kate said, i'm allergic to handsome men on the street. and the teacher was cracking the fuck up and i was cracking up. i said, good answer. and then the teacher said, okay, imagine it was beautiful woman instead. and i think our teacher might've gotten the wrong idea. i thought we were all laughing because
59:29 kay and i are married, but i think now maybe the teacher might have inferred that there was something different going on, which is fine. and i'm sure it happens. it happened to ross. it happened to ross on friends, so i'm sure it could happen to anybody. if it could happen to ross, it could happen to anybody. it's got to be classic hot dog and chips versus the pork sandwich.
1:00:04 do they not know you're a couple? i don't think she really gives a fuck to be honest. i think she's just like, you know, and i appreciate this. i think she's just doing her job. really. i don't think our personal life is like any business. she doesn't she doesn't don't start nothing won't be nothing. i'm chill with that. i don't know man because this is nothing like i don't know what this is. these are not chicken wings. this is like the thumb ring is fucking taking me
1:00:33 that's before you got me sprung with your thumb ring. i ain't gonna lie. your nuggets get me high. i mean this, people don't fuck with this. i like this, but people don't really fuck with this that much, but this looks horrible. i think it'll still win. that's not a 17 point, the bread at least looks fucking good, man. this is such a fucking japanese photo, man. oh, you know all the comments are like, fucking... oh, melon soda!
1:01:05 that being said, this looks like, i mean, i would eat this for lunch, but it's not for everybody. so we'll go with the melon soda on that one. yeah, the meatballs and pasta looks pretty awesome, man. this is really two pounds. barbecue pulled pork loaded fries versus, i mean, to be honest with you, the pizza looks fine. it's just a really thin.
1:01:43 for a pound that seems like this seems like a pretty good deal there's no way it's beaten this but like that's not if you really evaluate it on brass tacks that ain't so bad man this is literally a breakfast sandwich from starbucks or the spinach spinach bun i mean they had did they have to make it so you know i mean this is obviously gonna win they have to make it so
1:02:16 two inch sausage roll versus at the dua lipa concert. the omega slice at the dua lipa concert. that's kind of awesome. i don't know how you're gonna eat this shit at the at the floor seats, but that's crazy. greek pita wrap, or rocky mountain oysters. so these are testicles, which is like if you're into it, that's fine. but you got to know it in advance. this looks pretty fucking good.
1:02:50 jambalaya with cheese boudin, egg rolls and a beer. i was gonna say america, you could never make me hate you, but i mean, like let's not go crazy, but this does seem kind of awesome. this does seem like pretty close to as good as it gets. easiest 10 piece of all time. i'm also 10 toes down for the return of the egg roll, man. i don't know how the spring roll took over and i'm not anti spring roll, but they need to bring back the egg rolls too.
1:03:28 i want there to be like a 50 50 split. the world is better when the egg roll and the spring roll are in competition. instead of like the spring roll just owns us out here on the west coast. california's state motto is in what language? fuck it, man. doric, ionic, and lesbian are all dialects of what language? i would think that it's greek. what's california's state motto then? e pluribus unum? e pluribus unum? e pluribus... i don't know what that was.
1:04:26 10 toes down. this state has ingredients known to the state of california to be carcinogenic. now that's, you're a real knower at that point. when you sit down for dinner at the californian restaurant and they say, hey, just before you order, you should know everything on the menu is carcinogenic. i say, yes, that's fine. i know, i know where i am. little charges used to extract or in mexican silver mines might have lent their name to what popular food? tamales?
1:05:00 shwarma loving lebanese immigrants to mexico invented the al pastor style of what casual food? taco? tacos? little charges used to it. because i thought a tamale kind of looks like a stick of dynamite, but a taco doesn't really look like a pancake, i guess. you're lucky you hit the qte.
1:05:29 i think my community would forgive me for saying a bad word like lesbian. i think they would be like, hey man, everybody misspeaks from time to time in the heat of the moment. he was really focused on the game and i don't believe that that's part of his vernacular in his home life. they would have forgiven me for that man, for sure. six underground and 13 hours, the secret soldiers of benghazi are films, i have to imagine,
1:06:00 that these are films by. this feels like clint eastwood, man. 13 hours of the secret soldiers of benghazi. oh, it's michael bay! down by the bay. the tale of saara sultan is best remembered for what orchestral interlude, typically performed on a violin or flute? the marriage of figaro. nikolai rimsky korsakov composed what fast paced melody for a sequence
1:06:39 where a prince gets transformed into an insect? well, i mean, i feel like you would think maybe it's the metamorphosis, but could this be scheherazade? they're running spell check on me right now. oh, it's flight of the bumblebee, flight of the bumblebee. really? well, yeah, my wife at her oboe recital, she played scheherazade, or maybe it was for an audition.
1:07:15 at some point. so i'm very familiar with scheherazade even though i think i spelled it all fucked up. she didn't play flight of the bumblebee. i think that shit might be like real tough on the oboe. she needs some serious breath control. disney's 20,000 leagues under the sea came out in what decade that also saw the first scuba patent? 1950s? all right, i can do it. i didn't say you couldn't do it. i know you could do anything you put your mind to. i'm just saying it's a little easier on the violin because all you got to do is go,
1:07:48 i mean you don't even have to know how to play, you just kind of like scrape the bow across the strings i think. crazy excerpts in scheherazade? i'm still a little offended they accuse me of not being in nowhere when i know... you think i don't know the fucking leitmotif in scheherazade bro? stick to listening to veggietales in your car, shaodidi. sort these breakfast cereals by their per gram added sugar content starting with the most.
1:08:32 okay, well, raisin bran is not sweet. rice krispies also not sweet. i would say even less sweet than raisin bran. now, i have to imagine cinnamon toast crunch is literally covered in sugar, which is why it's awesome. i think it's this. damn, okay, i'm surprised. can i get a flip on these then? okay, maybe frosted mini wheats at the bottom? a little surprising to me, to be honest. cinnamon toast crunch, less than honey nut cheerios.
1:09:12 this is kind of like, it's blowing my mind in a bad way because sometimes i want to buy cereal and i go, well, cheerios are healthy, but i'm not eating cheerios, like plain yellow box cheerios because they don't taste good. so i'll make a slight compromise and get honey nut cheerios, which are obviously like a little bit worse for you, but still good because they're still cheerios.
1:09:36 finding out that they're actually like 33% added sugar. they're already like 100% carbohydrates, but added sugar by weight is crazy. me swapping out raisin bran for raisin bran crunch, i don't blame you. that's a cereal that other adults like that i don't fuck with. i would rather eat the default rice krispies than the default raisin bran. it's like the bran is just sort of like,
1:10:11 whatever, you can take it or leave it. and then the raisins are like exactly the same. i could take it or leave it. i don't hate raisins. i don't love raisins. when i eat one, i'm like, i'm eating a raisin, no big deal. more people with a humanities degree, vermont or nevada. i call it nirvana. i think it's gotta be vermont. it feels like there'd be like a fuckload of like authors and art historians up there. higher percentage of people who were born in the us and outside their state of residence.
1:10:57 i would have to imagine louisiana is attracting more emigrants from other states than idaho. wrong! more adults with diabetes. i'm gonna go with a heuristic on this one. so wisconsin, i mean i apologize, okay? they be drinking up there. they be serving martinis in rocks, glasses, and having like $4 all you can drink.
1:11:35 buffets and shit like that. so i mean i'm thinking it's somewhat high here but then south texas outside of a major metropolitan area it's kind of like tough to beat bro that's tough to beat. more pedestrian slash cyclist fatalities this one's always tough because like minnesota to me has a stronger cycling culture but that doesn't mean that there's
1:12:05 less per capita. i think like there's a lot of factors that go into that because like something being cyclist friendly could have more cyclist fatalities per capita because more people are incentivized to bike. i still gotta go with georgia. higher daily temperature in the autumn? it's gotta be cuba, man. you can live with that. in atlanta they have those psychos that bike through traffic doing wheelies and shit. i don't even wanna say it.
1:12:51 i'm the number one cyclist defender. here's what you need to know on the road, okay? on the road, everybody hates everybody. it's not cyclists versus pedestrians versus drivers. it's my vehicle that i'm presently in against all other vehicles, even if it's the same type of vehicle.
1:13:10 like when i'm, the way cyclists talk about driving is like, fuck drivers. they're like a united body that hates cyclists. when i'm in my car, i hate other drivers more than i hate anything else on planet earth. i'm like, why are you doing that? why are you looking at your phone? i usually got pissed off.
1:13:27 i was driving home the other day, the dude in front of me scrolling the whole time. now we were going slow, we were going like 20 30 kilometers an hour because there's a little bit of traffic, but he was driving and scrolling the whole time. why was i pissed off? because he was distracted. that's part of it. but i was also pissed off because the dude was driving really fucking well.
1:13:46 i wanted him to be driving like an asshole, but he was actually driving very courteously. he was noticing when people were like jaywalking. i was like, this is going to be a disaster. but then he was just like burp and then waving them forward, but like still looking at his phone. i was like, damn, this guy's kind of the goat at distracted driving. cyclists hate slower cyclists.
1:14:10 dude, for real. the assholes on the fucking seawall, which is supposed to be where you take like your instagram photos of being in vancouver, enjoying a nice leisurely ride on the seawall and some dude in full fucking skin tight floyd landis gear is hitting you with the on your left end getting by you at 40 kilometers an hour in like 0.02 seconds. go on the fucking road ass. it's a road bike!
1:14:31 you have a road bike, you have the fucking skin tight super suit that frozone has from the incredibles. why are you on the seawall bro? you belong on the road. we've got greenways! take the greenways! history me off man.
1:14:55 cyclists on the seawall are the biggest pieces of shit in vancouver? well, except for those bozos in city hall. nbtl, you're climbing the chatter power rankings, by the way, because you told me that king of tokyo sucked. and i said, that's not true. king of tokyo is awesome. i've played it twice and i love it. you don't know what you're talking about. and then i played it and i was like, wait, this game kind of sucks. ignoring the product itself, which was
1:15:22 unbelievably bad. the game itself, i was like, there are so many rounds where like i got to make two decisions and then just died. and the decisions made were probably bad, but i didn't feel like i had a lot of opportunity to really emphasize any kind of autonomy and strategy. but anyway, nbtl is making serious, serious strides in the power rankings. someone told me i could get nine on catfishing today if i lock in. hopefully this is the one that i was expected to get wrong.
1:16:11 1903 nonfiction books about race and ethnicity. i just, i don't know it. the souls of black folk. i simply do not know it. now i'm locking in. columbia, panama border crossings. yeah, man. that's the panama canal. oh shit. eight, maybe eight. 1993 establishments in nevada. this is defcon. 20th century german philosophers who are anti semites.
1:16:48 i'm pretty sure this is heidegger, okay. 2003 video games about asteroid mining. this is eve online. 14th century chinese novels adapted into films. yeah, i just don't know this one. is this a passage, a journey to the west? it's romance of the three kingdoms, bro. i know it from the video game. hey, three, this means three. so this must mean kingdoms.
1:17:30 because that's three right there, bro. and they got a lot of it here. he knows. that's 100%, man. ethnic groups in the middle east, ethno religious groups in asia, indian religions, iranian religions, religions in india and iran and kurdistan. who said i was getting nine today? i mean, religion, i want to say that it's hindu.
1:18:24 zoroastrianism. you got the wrong guy. you got me confused with somebody else, man. 20th century american engineers. did you know that the wright brothers invented the fucking airplane when they were like 36 and 32 years old? now you might hear that and say, whoa, they locked in. i hear that. i'm telling you occam's razor for that is that it literally, the world used to be fucking easy. it used to be easier.
1:18:58 you could invent an airplane, a brand new form of transportation at age 32. the world used to be a simpler place. let's see your airplane? the world's harder now. all the easy shit's already been taken, bro. that's why i haven't invented anything. although i did invent the donut holes that are bagels filled with cream cheese. i invented that. i also really think that the orthopedic shoes for toe walkers could possibly address a market.
1:19:40 i think the total addressable market of orthopedic shoes for toe walkers is literally in the tens of millions of dollars. i'm not saying it's going to revolutionize the world, but i think that the total addressable market for it is tens of millions of dollars. wilbur wasn't doing shit. fuck it. orville was. you're telling me orville did the airplane shit and the popcorn, bro? that's crazy. people who have walked on the moon. when was this fucker born? 1930 died in 2012. are you neil armstrong, man? death's from bleeding.
1:20:32 not how i want to go, man. doesn't it fuck with you? i feel like 100%. by the way, i'm pissed off that you said i lost the 50 50 on this one. buzz aldrin's still alive, man. buzz aldrin, i wouldn't say he's chilling. isn't he like 102 or something? but still, he's still alive. neil armstrong, i'm pretty sure neil armstrong is the same age in this picture as i am now, which is insane.
1:21:05 which just goes to show you the fucking world used to be easier. the dude, he was 39. there you go. he's 39 when he walked on the moon. he literally went from zero. he had like seven careers before he walked on the moon. absolutely insane. no love for michael collins even now. i love michael collins, man. he was the one who lied to mission control to say,
1:21:34 they're doing some science shit down on the moon while neil and buzz were sucking each other off because they fucking escaped from a world that wouldn't let them put their love on display and they had to go to the fucking moon to live wild and free, man. michael collins told the lie that saved their relationship. they were down on the moon sucking and fucking each other, jerking each other off.
1:21:59 and the cum is still flying around. it's probably made it farther than the voyager probe at this point, because them boys were pent up if i had to guess. okay? and then mission control was like, hey, neil and buzz's heart rates have gotten elevated. officer collins, can you tell us what's going on down there? oh yeah, they're lifting, houston, they're lifting some heavy rocks. they're out of breath because they're lifting some heavy rocks right now. over. he fucking saved them, man.
1:22:31 2008 in denmark? this is ozempic. whatever. semiglutide. semiglutide. 20th century american women politicians who were born in 1940 from california, who are living people, associated with the 2008 and 2012 election, associated with the january 6th capitol attack. you're pelosi. 100%.
1:23:06 born 1940. damn, people born in 1940 are old as fuck now. i don't mean that disrespectfully. it's just every... i do and it doesn't depress me, but i think about it all the time. i think it's just natural as you get older, but like i'm 37. so i think back to like when i see a 74 year old or someone who looks to be in their mid 70s, i... the first thing i think about is
1:23:34 that person was my age on the day of my birth, which is crazy. and i feel like that tethers me to the idea that yes, one day i will be their age, hopefully, god willing, god willing i will be their age. whereas i feel like most people, especially at the younger periods of their lives, look at old people and they know logically that this is not the case. they know logically that people are born as babies and then grow into adults and then become senior citizens. but
1:24:03 they have been young their whole lives, so i think that they believe in the character creator. they just chose to be old. for some reason, they were like, oh, i don't know, why would you choose to be born old? like, they were old when i was born and i was young. i'm still young, they're still old. like, things never change, right?
1:24:25 when you will be faced with something, something will happen in your life or your health or something like that or you'll go through a milestone and you'll realize oh shit we're all just links on the motherfucking chain and like i am a baby right now. i'm 37 right now, i'm 25, i'm 62, i'm 90, i'm dead, i've never been born. we're all going through, we're all that super positioned on the same fucking timeline at the same time
1:24:52 really makes you think it creates a sense of brotherhood in your fellow man to see an old motherfucker and be like that motherfucker was just me in 1988 that dude and he's pissing me off
1:25:07 because he's got no signal light on, but he's clearly trying to turn left against like four lanes of traffic. when you could just make three rights, you could just make three rights with absolutely no resistance whatsoever and not fuck anybody up. but either way, i'm like, that's me, bro. he is me. i am him in 1988 and he is fucking me in 2065. just a little further up the battle pass.
1:25:41 it's like nancy pelosi was fucking 48 when i was born, bro. and now she's fucking 86. doesn't seem real. but this is the youngest to me that she's ever going to fucking be again. that's crazy. she does look good, man. she looks good. now, i was going to say, i'd love to see a no makeup selfie. just so fucked up.
1:26:11 such a fucked up impulse at the end of that bit for that to be the capstone. but really funny. wait, how did we do and we didn't do as well as i thought we were going to do today. well, you you fucking sold this as if it was going to be super easy, man. this wasn't that bad. there wasn't that easy, i should say top 13% still on the right side of the bell curve for sure. mm. rant is ye coded. one day i'll watch it. i just needed to
1:26:59 i needed to make it the youtube shorts in like a 90 minute digestible form. why are you always crazy on tuesdays? i think there's something about it. like literally friday night, saturday and sunday. and i think kate will be live in five minutes, but she'll back me up on this one. i am mentally fucking ddosed by my child for basically like 65 hours straight or something like that. hey, daddy,
1:27:27 daddy, can i show you something? daddy, look at this. that just like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like over and over and over again. sometimes chaining like into itself. hey, daddy. yes, daddy. can i show you something? yes, daddy. look at this. like it over and over. i think i honestly heard it 500 times this weekend. if i had a counter, i think i would have heard it 500 times this weekend. so on monday, monday is like my decompression date. let's do five hours of counter strike two, basically.
1:27:56 and then tuesday i've recovered from the weekend by having a comfort day on monday and i can start to get to a higher plane of existence. and then usually, i mean it might peak on tuesday, because then like sometimes on wednesday i'm like, we were fucking bringing it yesterday, let's do some counter strike on wednesday. kate said, i also say, hey daddy, if you ask me how i know i'm a plead the fifth,
1:28:31 it's the kind of town i could spend a few days in. i think this is like a 120 degree angle. wait, the opposite. i think it's a 240 degree angle. get it? well, they're both fucked up guesses. this angle is 280 degrees. oh shit. 263 degrees. wow, that was just embarrassing. i think that was the worst angle performance i've ever had in my entire life. let's just move on. yeah, let's just...
1:29:15 280 is unforgivable. i saw i had the work order in my brain for doing the math because here's the shortcut i was going to take. it's the inverse of just over 90 degrees. and then i my brain went, i don't really want to do that. and i said, you know what, fair enough. let's just type in 280. i know it's less than less than 360. bro, you turned yellow. sometimes my my camera's white balance just does that.
1:29:50 there's literally two, there's two things that happened that changed my appearance. yesterday, everyone was going.
1:29:57 damn, nl, you're looking good today. two things were happening. one is my camera's white balance was giving me like pink hues and making it look like there was like more blood in my face than is normal. but then secondarily, i just had, i had like a six day beard, which is a secondary sex characteristic that, you know, correlates with like testosterone essentially. so you were kind of, i don't know, maybe like half of you were ovulating or something like that could be the case.
1:30:26 so now today you're like, he looks sick. it's just now i'm, i got more of like a yellow white balance, like a yellow driven white balance thing going on. and also i shaved. and now you're saying who's this like 40 year old toddler that's on my screen. what a fucking shot. did you use the one blade? i absolutely did. i still love the one blade and i still have the same take on the one blade that i've had, uh, my entire time with it. i have, um,
1:30:59 i think i must have some of the coarsest hair of any human being on planet earth because everyone else that has a one blade is like i've never replaced the blade and it's totally fine. i literally have to... don't fall down one more.
1:31:14 i have to replace the blade once every three shaves, maybe once every four shaves, or it just starts pulling the hairs out even when it's fully charged. and it's not like, i think honestly, it's just as i've gotten older, maybe it'll happen to you and maybe it won't. but the grays that come in are actually like steel wool. they're actually made of steel.
1:31:41 the hairs that have not gone gray, which are in increasingly short supply, just go off. but the grays don't want to go, man. do you use shaving cream? don't take my advice. go to r slash wicked edge if you want to become one of the shaving psychos. huge. i have tried the oneblade with and without shaving cream. it shaves better for me without the cream. 100%. your mileage may vary and i don't believe that the people are lying.
1:32:22 when they say like go through all this but i'm telling you i've done the run the hot water put the towel on your face to open up your pores lather it with like a shaving foam and then shave it. i find that it it gives me more irritation and shaves worse than when i when i just do it with the one blade dry.
1:32:43 now if you fucking do that and you cut your shit all up and you look like the grinch in the jim carrey movie, then the one kid goes, what a hack job! don't blame me, okay? but i'm just saying, i've been shaven long enough that i trust my own experience here. motherfucker. now we're talking. but i've really, like, i've come to terms with the fact that i think i just have really, and it's ironic, don't get me wrong, but like, i don't have that much hair on my head, of course.
1:33:27 but like my facial hair is fucking crazy strong for whatever reason. even when i lived in korea, because it was the antiquated times of 2010 and 2011, my principal didn't want any of the teachers to have visible facial hair because it might mean they're part of like an underground gang or something like that, right?
1:33:54 so i had to buy an electric razor. the only electric razor i could even find, it took me like eight passes to actually shave my face. like the first one only got like 15% of the hair. and then you'd have to go again and like really like push it, push the thing into your fucking face. like you're interrogating yourself. they're just built for like a different thickness of hair, man, a different consistency. one second, i'm going to critical.
1:34:38 the movie situation is crazy. maybe this is what happens when you grow up, you feel less joy with a three and a half star review. let me see this five star review. they've done it again, and by done it again i mean secretly put a film camera in my head, made a cathartic movie that's a little too real and will now be a frequent therapy session for me. boyhood 2014. a xanax could have solved this whole movie. not character speed running puberty in three days. turning 13 is a curse.
1:35:23 13 going on 30, 13 going on 30. that orange creature has assassinated everyone else in my control room. the among us movie. i see a letterbox curve. this is not that bad. 3.6 with a little peek at five as well. this movie means something to people. can someone please take that? oh, it's gotta be inside out, man. it's gotta be inside out too. inside out. mother mother fucker, man.
1:36:00 the annoying orange movie. a xanax could not have, well i don't know, i haven't seen the second one. maybe a xanax could solve the whole movie. by the way, when they started talking about the orange motherfucker in the control room, can i ruin a landmark piece of russian cinema for you? you got to give me one second here. i'm going to the letterbox page. i literally will never watch stalker and the reason is
1:36:34 everywhere i go, i see his fucking face. i'm sorry. especially when the poster is not full screen. i'm like, that's the president. it's president donald j. trump and like that's his fucking hair. the poster is him. it's also biden. it's every single president. jim cramer, it's everybody. it's lyndon johnson, glasses and headphones and it's over. we got different eyebrows.
1:37:24 i have like, i've got the caterpillar eyebrows. stalker has the individual hairs, eyebrows, but i don't know. maybe it'll get me there one day. like, i'm sorry, especially when the poster is small. like when the poster is small, it looks even more like it, man. every time i see this, and letterboxd also displays it smaller in some situations. when i see it even smaller than this, i'm like, damn, that's... i'm not going to watch this shit. that's a damn president, man. look at me down there. there you are with your five star review right next to
1:38:01 chibile's gandalf with big naturals who has it on his watch list, but he's not watching stalker because he's watching good boy. good boy, the slag, the wholesome chungus hecking big pupper slasher film where the doggo is the good guy who fights evil. he's not watching stalker because he's watching good boy. i mean, maybe chibile's on his millennial era, man. i don't know. wait, we still got to do cutla.
1:38:40 oh shit, they're giving me like this one's in the whole scheme of things non psychotic, non psychotic cutler looks like a beautiful counter strike knife. i like it 48 52. having four guesses that are under 45 55 is so embarrassing man.
1:39:25 catastrophic radiation spill has reportedly contaminated vancouver's primary water sources, including the fraser river and burrard inlet after an explosion at a local nuclear facility. emergency services have issued immediate advisories against swimming, fishing or consuming tap water as officials scramble to contain the hazardous leak. okay, somebody check fish cigarette's message against the news. i like to know before i go all in on the lime popsicle.
1:39:58 because there was a part of me that was like, wouldn't it be funny to respond to that message and chug the whole bottle on camera? but then i could become like an evergreen reddit post. legendary clip, streamer doesn't believe his chat message and chugs one gram of uranium for fun. imagine, there is no truth to this report. vancouver's primary drinking water remains completely safe and unaffected by any radiological contamination. thank you google ai. thank you.
1:40:30 i was gonna say, i don't think we have nuclear facilities here. i think we're the kind of woke where we don't have nuclear energy. we got the why, we're not doing the thing where we're like, nukes are bad for the environment, keep burning coal. i think we're mostly water. so maybe we're still making it through the eye of a needle or whatever. i mean, i don't have fucking control over that shit. i don't have control now that i think about it.
1:41:04 i don't have control over that. i should stop. oh, i'm sorry guys. oh, fuck my fucking chud ass made all the energy infrastructure in british columbia. yeah, well, i don't know. i can't even get the exact... thank you. i can't even get the fucking slide built.
1:41:21 but you know, i've taken matters into my own hands. i've stopped complaining. i've started taking matters into my own hands, vis a vis the slide. i've started taking my daughter to different fucking playgrounds, exercising some autonomy on this fucked up civic landscape we find ourselves in.