Sick implies there's a cure (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 you shouldn't be wearing a gray shirt, especially when you're as white as i am. it just kinda washes out. it's okay, go rest. it's not okay! cause this is a movie from the 1950s and i don't know what it is cause i've only seen like six movies from the 1950s, man. that's probably rear window. it's probably fucking dial m for murder. i'll tell you one thing, it's not toy story 5. i don't know this guy. i don't know this guy. are you, uh... you look like a james bond type villain. you look like...
0:35 you look like a guy i might know. are you gerard depardieu? that doesn't really help me because i don't know shit that you've been in but i think you might be gerard depardieu and this is the man, this is fucking, this is dr. no. this is the first james bond movie. you can't tell, it's british even though you might be french, this is british as fuck for sure. this is like gosford park 1977. this is the original downton abbey.
1:06 this is fucking, this is some alfred hitchcock shit that i don't know about. i'm skipping because i can't think of anything. that's jack black. that's peter falk and jack black. i don't know what this is. i'm about to get outed as a fake media viewer. what are you? murder by death? i've never heard of this, man! that's not him. that's, that's, that's fucking peter falk, bro. a woman under the influence, corky romano, his two best movies. that's peter falk. bad way to go. that's true. bad way to go.
1:46 it's a great parody of who done it movies. who done it say he gonna beat them saints? this ain't nothing compared to what i lost to the bookie. we're getting it spun up again. let me see the fit again. you're talking about the reigning champ, heather gray sweatshirt. what's going on? why do i have a big red bump on my wrist? the heck is that man? is this a sign that i'm not sitting ergonomically correctly? do i have too much pressure on my wrist?
2:26 is that normal? bro, you look like jupiter. astronomical ass. brandon jackson was the leading rusher for what post 2000 super bowl winning team? brandon t. jackson played al pacino in tropic thunder. so i don't think that... i think you might want to check your math on this one. brandon jackson, all i'm asking is give him the ball and give him the block.
2:57 probably the chicago bears, bro. illinois, come on, feel the ill. imagine if that worked though! imagine if that worked! well, never an all star. well, i'm not gonna know him. he led the nba in triple doubles in 2014 as he helped the pacers win 56 games. jermaine o'neal. jermaine o'neal. don mattingly is currently the interim manager of the boston red sox. is this... no, not even close, man. honestly, bro, you sound like you're from the simpsons. what is the capital of panama?
3:31 panama city. ooh, i have no idea, man. i think you might be lea seydoux. i think you might be mobudo sesso seko. did they make new celebrities while i was gone? because i don't think i know who either of you are, man. you got that andy serkis haircut and beard combo, but hit with the de aging ring.
4:09 i don't know man, are you like kenneth branagh's son? and i also i have no idea. are you marion cotillard? wait, wait, wait. okay, marion cotillard and bradley cooper? it is bradley cooper. it's not it's the oh it is the fucking dakota fanning. aren't you canadian? why did you pronounce it that way? i don't know how the fuck marion cotillard pronounces her name, man. i don't know how she pronounces it. i've never met her.
4:47 the redness on your hand might be erythema notice i'm a symptom of covid, strep throat or pregnancy. is it warm to the touch and firm? well my whole body is warm to the touch because i'm alive. firm yes because it's a bone but please, please be covid. please for the love of god be covid. of all of all the things that it could be out of those ones please be covid 19.
5:16 we were talking with another family when we were away and we were talking because they also had a five year old and we were talking about nobody knows how hard it was to raise a baby during covid, nobody knows how hard it was, we're the only people doing it and then they said did you guys end up catching it? and just instantaneously like at instant speed i put on the stack oh like 11 times and the the look of shock on their face was so crazy
5:42 but i was just being honest, man. i'm pretty sure i might have had covid 19 more than like any other human being on planet earth. i didn't get it for like a year, but after our kid was born, like i got it probably once every three months from then till fucking now, bro. my shit has melted. i feel like my shit has melted to be honest, except none of the tests came back positive. but you know the joke from 2022, when the test comes back negative, that's how you know you got it.
6:16 if the test comes back positive, then you... it could be either way. but if the test comes back negative, you know you got that shit. i haven't done that one in a while. in 1986, nestle introduced these coffee machines. is the nest cafe really... nope, never mind. i have no idea. oh, it's mr. coffee. it's not the bun o matic percolator fuckface. so do you know anything? i know the capital of panama. it's panama city.
7:01 oh fuck, i haven't had a dr. pepper zero in so long, man. chuck norris starred in the cbs action crime series. did walker texas ranger really start in 1993? that's crazy, man. i need a dr. coffee. a dr. coffee would be fucking awesome. you look like you're gonna cry. i've never been, honestly. the more you stream consistently, the more you chafe with chat. that's a given.
7:26 so you end up after like two months of not taking, you know, a month and a half off i am like, i fucking hate everybody on this fucking website. when i come back, we're all friends. we're all god's children. i've never been more positive. now, do i look at you a little bit like ants? sometimes when you're in chat clambering over one another to get a little bit of attention from the streamer on the first day back. i do look at you like some sort of bug type colony for sure. but also like in a positive way, in a positive way.
7:57 and then the more i stream, the more powerful you get. you guys grow in stature in my mind, which is devastating for my mental health. but today is good. today is awesome. along with being a co creator on jackass, bro, that's spike jonze. that's my goat. we should just watch jackass 2. we should just watch jackass 2 today, man.
8:23 sossin', saucin', i'm saucin' on you. i'm swaggin', i'm swaggin', i'm swaggin'. our lyrics from this 2015 post malone song. is it congratulations? it's not congratulations, bro. sossin', saucin' you. that's white iverson. cool, man. that was a tough one today. what did i get? two? three.
8:52 i crawl like a viper are lyrics from this steely dan song from 1977. ooh, that's gotta be deacon blues, keenan. that's gotta be deacon blues. make love to these women, languid and bittersweet. sorry, i had to blow my nose. of course i saw the new keenan cover. out of respect for keenan, i didn't open the stream with it. but, uh, it was really good. of course. yacht rock was something else. we needed to come back, man.
9:39 keenan's doing their part. i was getting pissed the fuck off. people were saying some glib shit about asia the album in the fucking discord and being back for one day and people are saying, oh asia the song is good but the rest of the album sucks. bro there's four tens. there's four tens on the fucking album. people were going, i don't really fuck with... yeah they're saying, well okay listen keenan, i don't really like the second half of asia.
10:05 as much as the first but it was pissing me off they were putting no respect on deacon blues they were putting no respect on peg asia isn't even the standout track okay pump the brakes kid asia is really good asia might be it's up there peg is really good don't get me wrong but and peg is kind of like a great intro steely dance song where you're like oh i can make it through these eight minute long songs
10:33 then i get to listen to peg. but then you realize that they fucking carroted you with the stick and all of a sudden now you're like, oh shit, let's listen to asia one more time before we listen to peg. even though i guess it goes asia and then fucking after that it goes deacon blues. but anyway, royal scam rising quickly in my rankings. it's time for the summer of steely two, man. before the fall when they wrote it on the wall when there wasn't even any hollywood.
11:15 luge, okay, luge curl skate ski verbs associated with a winter olympics he wears a hearing aid a bottle on the wall on the wall 99 bottles of beer on the wall sketch a can a bottle on tap a box drinking vessels vessels a
11:54 libation could find itself in. bottle, on tap, can? i have no idea man. a gate, a fence, a wall, a hedge, something you get for privacy, something erected for privacy. dividing structures. breeze. breeze. sketch. famous nfl quarterbacks. breeze. newspaper.
12:33 a bottle. wait, what did we do? a bottle, a box, a can. did we not? we did that. that's right though. on tap. bottle, can, on tap. i have absolutely no idea. a can, a bottle, on tap, and a box. ways that you can get wine. newspaper. things that wrap up fish and chips. things that paint could be in. recruit.
13:20 rick rick roots rick roots sketch bree bottle box box something that holds something a holding structure on tap already guessed that one guys. sorry. i'm sick. you can't make fun of me breeze rick root recruit new
14:08 newspaper? ken. fox. okay, well we should... maybe it's newspaper, man. source? my ass? maybe it's recruit? that's not even one away anymore, man. what the fuck? what do you do with it? you read a newspaper. things with a label. on tap is freaking me out, man.
14:54 can, can, can, can. recruit. root. ends with a homophone for a part of a tree. breeze. breeze, easy. something that cools you. something you drink from. something that you serve fish and chips in. something that you throw a house if you're a paperboy. something that... i've decided, fuck it bro. life's too short for this bullshit. what is it man?
15:40 common... oh, common fucking recyclables. what draft might be referring to? oh! that sting. they got your ass? they got my ass on that one. honestly, like, i'm mostly just for the last week i've just been asked, like, what i want to eat for dessert. so, like, this was the toughest question i've been fucking asked in a long ass time. would you eat mostly ice cream? mostly a lot of ice cream, man. ice!
16:23 cream! beer? was it good ice cream? not really. denzel, are you in china, man? is denzel washington in china in this picture? what is this picture? which one are you talking? oh, that is tiff. it's tiff. it's not a simplified chinese character. that's right. are you talking about this picture or this picture? they both look pretty normal to me. i'm gonna say autism probably gets searched more. the fuck? who's googling denzel washington, man?
17:09 people google soccer players a lot. i'm gonna say neymar. i'm gonna say neymar clears crocs. wrong! uh, if this was 2010, nobody was fucking with crocs and inception was everybody's favorite movie. but now, now it's a different story. phil mickelson. i'm gonna say probably phil mickelson gets certain no, phil phil mickelson fell off. nobody gives a fuck about phil mickelson, bro. j balvin versus the chainsmokers. i've heard of them. i've heard of the chainsmokers.
17:55 damn, all right. turns out i don't know anything man. cezah, also known as robert downey jr. i'm gonna say the chainsmokers clear. asap rocky, i'm gonna say he clears cezah. denzel curry, does it count counter strike clips? because in counter strike clips, i mean you have to imagine probably a hundred times per second people are hearing, i am the one, the one, don't need a gun, the one.
18:30 but i feel like asap rocky's... denzel curry is not even popular bro. he's not even well known. he's barely clearing siza. shania twain? i feel like shania is still putting up numbers. infinity war versus forrest gump. all right, well they're like... if you'll allow me to draw a comparison, they're basically the same movie. the only thing is like
19:05 the avengers are like american presidents in forrest gump. i think forrest gump is gonna piss me off it's gonna have like an 8.6 or something when it should have like a 6.8. 8.8 holy fuck bro. my father and my son. is this from the same director as where is the friends house? i don't think so, this looks turkish to me. maybe i'm mistaken. i'm gonna say forrest gump probably clears it though. it is? wait i'm fucking goated? or it is turkish?
19:42 uh, i'm gonna say my father and my i mean this is like you're me you're forcing me to do a crazy decision here between my father my son and my mom and my boss. we're gonna go my father and my son on this one. sorry, um contagion contagion's pretty good. when with paltrow when she sees they're about to use uh, we can get there we can land this plane when when the candle is doesn't smell like her pussy
20:14 gwyneth paltrow when the candle smells like uh like a maple syrup instead of pussy. who? she's uh she's my goat man she's my goat she's never done anything wrong. she's crazy for that one though. gwyneth paltrow when the medicine's backed by science. remember when she had her own show on netflix man about bullshit? we were just watching anything as long as it started with we would watch fucking anything. netflix had us by the throat for like
20:47 five years. they'd be like, oh, did you see gwyneth paltrow had a new show on netflix? yeah, i watched it all. it wasn't very good. the fuck were they... they were doing something to us, man. they were putting something in the damn airwaves. forrest gump was higher than it's a wonderful life. i haven't seen it's a wonderful life, but i honestly, i like it because it explains fractional reserve banking to people. you can't, the bank doesn't have your money, man. i know you went to the bank with cash. the cash isn't there anymore.
21:21 they don't have it. it's in tom's business. it's wrapped up in bitcoin. it's investing in cauchy right now. it's in spacex. john lennon's imagine piano or linkedin. i'd imagine it's probably linkedin. i'm not sure george michael had that linkedin money. $26 billion. baghdad central bank robbery ordered by saddam hussein. i'd imagine it probably took like at least $50 billion.
21:57 damn, that's kind of fucking pocket change these days, man. $900 million? mark zuckerberg's little league baseball cards signed by mark zuckerberg, age 8 from the 1990s? you gotta be a fucking loser on this. you have the loser badge of authenticity, holy cow. i'm gonna say probably not $920 million.
22:27 who is paying 120 grand for mark zuckerberg's little league baseball card? you fucking... i feel like, listen, i'm not as revolutionary as a lot of people in chat, but like you're polishing that shit till it fucking shines if you're paying 120 grand for mark zuckerberg's baseball card. that's so crazy. that's so insane. i'm gonna say a 13th century japanese sword blade.
22:59 way better than mark zuckerberg's little league baseball card. sorry to the guinea pig suit of armor. keys on an accordion or songs on spotify with over a billion streams? i'm gonna say there's more songs on spotify with over a billion streams. that seems right. a lot of keys on an accordion though. yeah, i mean mariah is kind of the goat, but i don't think she's had 450 number one hits. that's like, it's one a month for like 38 years or something.
23:36 but she could she could i mean emotion fantasy all i want for christmas so she's off damn. she said 19 countries in the world i gotta say there's more than 19 countries in the world. i think the next world cup group stage is gonna have 256 countries so degrees fahrenheit of the hottest temperature ever recorded on earth. i would have to imagine that i
24:07 i mean 195 fahrenheit would be really, really fucking hot. i'm not saying it's not gonna be, that's up there, but i mean 195 is okay. it's been more, it's been less years since a canadian team won the stanley cup. it has not been 134 years. i was alive the last time it happened. it feels like 135 years. we need somebody to stop the florida panthers, man. it's so crazy.
24:49 markstrom just got traded there? really? i wasn't, well can i say something? i think markstrom's kind of washed. but i also love him and he was great in vancouver. my favorite jacob markstrom clip from when he was in vancouver, and he was awesome for us even when we sucked ass, is when we were in three on three overtime. i think we were against the st. louis blues. and we somehow allowed a three on o in overtime. and then he just,
25:18 like got scored on and then smashed his stick on the post and skated away. it was so good. tyler myers like he slapshotted it and it went around the boards and then like the other players fell down or something. it's so crazy. or the one where we gave up is the same season we gave up a breakaway.
25:41 and he tried to skate out to challenge the skater and then they just deked around him and he just uh he just skate kept skating to the bench he was like this game's obviously over anyway um did you see in blackberry where glenn howarton tries to move the penguins to waterloo bro i fucking lived it you think i don't know all about the exploits of jim ball silly back me up vip daniel bro was trying to move the nashville predators to like hamilton ontario i lived that shit man
26:15 it was on tsn daily for 12 months. plus we had no, i mean there was the lockout man. hey now have you seen the edited version of julie and julia where they cut out all of amy adams' scenes so it's just a fun movie about julia child and stanley tucci? it's called n julia. it's worth it. it was worth reading the whole thing to get to the punchline. i think that's pretty good. why twitch gotta let me know you're live 46 minutes late?
27:02 well the good news is it's never gonna stop. that being said i'm presently on like defcon 2 for like getting my next nyquil dose or i might pass out on stream. not nyquil, sorry, dayquil but nyquil then the stream would really be over. simply fresh ultimate blt salads with chicken. the simply fresh ultimate blt salads with chicken. 280 calories per serving blt salad.
27:33 4, 6 ounces... again, i don't really know imperial weights. isn't 6 ounces nothing? isn't this like no mass whatsoever? it's 150 grams. don't you need to eat like a... maybe like 2 thirds of a pound of food for lunch? or am i fucking crazy? am i off the pen? is that a staggering amount of food? this is 1 third of a pound, okay.
28:08 i don't know, four six ounces? i gotta imagine you're paying at least three bucks a salad man. confirmed. three bucks a salad. damn, i just remembered the song big jet plane exists and i got upset. are you talking about big ol' jet had a light on? don't carry me too far away. whoa. big ol' jet had a light on. nope.
28:47 that's jet airliner? yeah, yeah, big old jet had a light on. he's back and this time i'm the one with sepsis. do you really have sepsis? my heart goes out to you. it's not fun. it turns out that thing that kills a bunch of people in the hospital doesn't feel good when it's starting to happen to you. so i hope that they, yeah, in my knee, i hope they figure that out. i hope they get you sorted out.
29:21 are you doing the same shit? like are you just praying that they give you antibiotics and instead they're like, i'll tell you what, drink this goo and we're gonna hit your tummy with like a bunch of radiation instead. and you're like, can i just have the medicine you're giving to the farms with the poultry that was invented like 250 years ago? nah, first we need to shove a big snake with a camera on the end up your butt. we wouldn't wanna give you antibiotics by accident. someone could get really sick.
29:58 had cellulitis, it took 17 days of antibiotics for it to fuck off. you had it worse than me, because i'll tell you, once i got that, once that first fucking dose of ciprofloxacin hit the gut, i was feeling like a new man. i was feeling like a different type of fella. literally, like, probably less than 24 hours after it hit, i was like, this is what life is supposed to be, man.
30:30 antibiotics don't work anymore thanks to that approach? no, it's because literally our parents' generation was spoiled, depending on where you live. they would literally, a doctor would come to your fucking house when you had the sniffles and they would be like, here's a cough syrup with morphine and penicillin in it. and then they would be like, just drink, drink as much as you want. you don't even have to finish the course. just drink as much as you want. nowadays, they put a fucking ankle monitor on you when they give you like 12 kirkland signature ibuprofen.
31:02 they're like, don't have too much fun. okay, but... and then people in the chat are typing shit like, tylenol is actually really dangerous. like what have they fucking done to us, man? you do drugs! you do drugs! what do you mean tylenol is dangerous? you fucking do drugs! japan. not japan, guys. sri lanka? can i say something? as one of the most chinese streamers on this platform, why does china not qualify for the world cup? they're good at like every other sport.
31:44 i mean, maybe not ice hockey, but... bad at soccer? they're fucking crazy at like gymnastics and diving and shit. you think they could, i mean they got, they got the resources, i think they could figure it out, man. they're good at like badminton, for sure. san marino? nope. not san marino, young pup. how about like ghana? no, that's the wrong direction. chaudidi? maybe it's uh... i don't even remember what i guessed. i am fucked up, man.
32:36 closer to japan than ghana? what the fuck are we doing here? are you like... are you armenia? you're pretty fucking close to armenia, brother. let me tell you that. you might be like, uh, afghanistan. oh, you're adjacent to the motherfucking answer? pakistan? nope. turkmenistan? oh, the mystery country's turkmenistan. turns out i own you. it's that simple. wait, wait, wait. let me see. youth teams are promising by 2050 they want to have a competitive team?
33:22 2050? so the people that would be on the team aren't even like born yet. what do they mean they want to have a good team by 2050? they're not born. their plans are measured in generations. yo, true though. has anyone said they should have called him gao ming? because he was tall, man. they should have called him gao ming. you understand what i'm saying, librarian? omg, that's too good.
34:11 hen chung ye hun gao. okay? the great wall of china is very long and also very tall. just so you know. just so you guys know, now you've gone too damn far. same word four times. it's not my fault that it's called fucking like long wall. and then if i want to say it's long, i have to say chung twice. it's fucking the chung chung hen chung ye hun gao.
34:54 the long wall! i didn't fucking invent mandarin, okay? when my app has me to say some shit like, uh, how far is the bund river bank from here? what the fuck, bro? what the hell is weit han? i have no idea. but i'm learning, bit by bit. the fuck happened to world, man? this shit don't look right anymore. what is this? this doesn't look right. i mean, it does, yes, it's like a chicken leg, but like, also, like, it doesn't look right anymore.
35:47 i have no idea what you are, man. i have absolutely no clue what you are. could you be... could you be like seychelles? nah, man. nah, it ain't seychelles. could you be something in... could you be like trinidad and tobago then? yeah. yeah. maybe antigua and barbuda? oh, it's really close. oh, what could you be? what could you be if you're not antigua and barbuda? another country with an end in it?
36:29 turks and could you be turks and caicos? oh not quite. okay is a long way from turks and caicos. i don't think you're bosnia and herzegovina you could be south home. no, i don't think you could be man. i don't think you fucking could be saying kits and nevis. oh yes yes, it is st. kitson nevis. that's huge. which is which? oh
37:04 i always forget, is nevis the one that's the rolled doll character that's really tall and thin or the one that's really short and fat? i don't know. tall and thin is a damn bfg? ain't that the truth, man. i've been reading my kid more. oh, i can't read. i'm sorry. eager jager. i'm sorry. i can't read that. it's just way too much chinese. i just can't read it. i know what some of the words are in there for sure, but i just, i mean like that's just overwhelming for sure. it's just too much.
37:57 july 29th, 1983. i was not alive. 20th century fox was fucking pumping though. what is it? are you... is this some marty mcfly type shit? mark? oh, it's star wars. that's return of the jedi, man. what's crazy is that like the new minions movie is going to clear this in like a week and a half. and you know what? i mean, from what i've seen with the reviews, i kind of feel like it might be better than return of the jedi, to be honest with you.
38:28 chevy chase, july 29th, is this european vacation? saplen pour moi type shit? it's a comedy adventure. is it vacation? every summer, chevy chase takes his family on a little trip. this year, he went too far. christmas vacation doesn't really make any sense.
38:57 it's national lampoon's vacation and i'm gonna freak out because we typed vacation earlier and it went for the fucking ed helms remake that came out in like 2014. it's not vegas vacation that shit came out in like 1997. you know how i know that? i dated a girl
39:13 university, her favorite movie was vegas vacation." and i said, really? and then she was like, you got to watch it with me. and i was like, i've seen it. i saw it when i was like 10. and i honestly would like, we had other problems, don't get me wrong, but she lost a lot of aura when she was laughing her fucking head off at vegas vacation. i was like this, we are not compatible if you are laughing this hard at vegas vacation, because this is not a good movie. this is not a good comedy. it's by far the worst vacation.
39:48 chill is good. it's literally not good. you tanked it? i was laughing when he was fucking he accidentally broke the hoover dam or whatever but like, you know, everybody's got their damn limits. dennis quaid! would you be like innerspace? it's a horror movie with dennis quaid. the third dimension is terror. yeah, i have absolutely no clue. a giant 35 foot shark becomes trapped in a seaworld theme park.
40:23 and it's up to the sons of police chief brody to rescue everyone. well it sounds like, isn't that like kind of best case scenario for a shark to get trapped at? i feel like it would be way worse if it was trapped in like a public pool. a huge shark in sea world kind of seems like that's it's contained. i don't think it's it could be shark night 3d. well i just don't give a fuck man. that's jaws, it's jaws 3. is 35 feet a big shark as well?
41:05 oh it does say brody you're not wrong it does say brody there sons of chief brody i thought that was like some uh sons of anarchy type shit 30 feet larger than the average shark okay well like elephants are huge they don't even eat meat though so who cares a world light years beyond your imagination xanadu xanadu eight don't even have xanadu the never ending story a prince and the fellowship of companions set
41:48 out to rescue his bride from a fortress of alien invaders who've arrived on their home planet. kroll. i just don't know kroll. i've heard of kroll and i associate it with this thing, but i have no idea what's going on with kroll to be honest with you. the poster is sick. it looks like mad god. paramount. starring john travolta. could it be bolt? drama, music, romance. it's saturday night fever 2.
42:21 saturday night, it's uh, tony manero knows the old days are over but no one's gonna tell him he can't feel that good again. oh, sunday night fever? mr. saturday night? directed by sylvester sti oh, stay alive! you guys think young john travolta's a little jerma coded? that, to me, that's a picture of jerma from like a super nintendo wwf game. little bit, it's just that picture. i mean, that's what he looks like though. one second y'all, i gotta blow my nose.
43:33 it feels weird as fuck to be live, man. how strange it is to be anything at all. you know what i'm talking about? what a beautiful place i have found in this space that is circling all around the sun. seaman stains the fucking mountaintops, man. jeff, we need you. we need you back, jeff. oh, i'm not ready for this. i am not ready for this. the adventures of ten ten to casino. yeah, yeah, yeah. with a little swanky in the middle.
44:13 ahhhhhh, with a little swanky in the middle. i can do this. toby jones. carrie elwes. it's easy bro. carrie elwes, princess bride, wallace shawn who plays rex in toy story 5. this will have every actor who's ever existed. and then all we gotta do... you're not john goodman, huh? that's crazy man. you're not john goodman?
45:00 i'm just scrolling now just to scroll. bad bunny's in it? i didn't know that. i've seen it twice. i didn't know that. what's the problem with animated movies? i mean, i knew it was conan, but i didn't know that it was bad bunny. star of happy gilmore 2. yeah, i don't know guys. i think i'm washed. i think i'm washed. i'm thinking we could do like a conan o'brien, if i had legs, i'd kick you. and then you obviously go rose byrne to x men apocalypse.
45:45 great movie. and now that you're at x men apocalypse, it pretty much plays itself. probably do something like jennifer lawrence, mother of course stars, javier bardem who is in golden balls.
46:07 with maria de medeiros from pulp fiction. i'm literally getting there because steve buscemi is in this as the waiter and then he's in fargo with frances mcdormand who's in nomadland with swanky and you fucking you thought i was just freestyling there you thought i was just freestyling there absolutely not so we got swanky everywhere i go i see her face and then we're trying to get to casino robert
46:32 the nero. bro, you go nightmare alley, you go the silver linings motherfucking playbook via bradley cooper. and now you're at casino. boom. celebrity naked ambition, whatever the hell that is. beats me. please don't trick your viewers by saying x men apocalypse was a good movie. i've literally seen it twice. would i see a bad movie twice? i don't think so. why'd you see it twice? uh, i watched it on a long, long flight.
47:20 when there was like two hours left in the flight so i thought for sure i'd have enough time to finish it but the captain is so fucking needy with their announcements. oh we're beginning our fucking... i don't give a fuck what the weather is going to be like where i land bro. you don't need to tell me what the weather is going to be like it will avail itself to me in 0.1 seconds after we land. i don't... what... i'm already wearing the clothes that i'm wearing. it's not like i'm going to be like oh fuck it's hot let me go change.
47:47 what am i gonna do, go get my suitcase from the fucking cargo bay and then put on a different outfit? like i can't, it's immutable bro!
47:55 i can't do anything about it. so like it takes four hours to watch a two hour long movie on an airplane so on the flight back i was like well i gotta watch x men apocalypse, i gotta see how it ended but the problem is i don't want to fuck around with the times two fast forward on the shitty airplane screen because at first you're like oh this is taking forever then you tap it one more fucking time and you're at the end of the movie you're seeing the credits. so i said i'll just watch the whole thing
48:29 pissing me off, man. did you like the ending? i can't, i literally can't remember anything about the movie. it sucks so bad. oscar isaac as apocalypse, like his only power is like making people's feet melt into the sand and then he hardens the sand so they can't move. bro, like storm can make a category nine hurricane. you gotta lock her down a little bit more than that. she could just take her shoes off, man.
49:07 god, it's gonna take fucking forever to do the dolls today. holy shit. that's awesome. shit is too fucking bright, man. i just don't give a fuck. i don't give a fuck at all. colorado avalanche, 2000 to 2010. put some respect on them. never mind. fuck you. i give up. yaroslav halak. what the fuck? fuck you. fuck the nhl, bro.
49:55 halak got traded to st. louis in 12, but it was the off season of the 2009 2010. all right, motherfucker. pissing me off. brad pitt, one word title, ignore the. the mexican, pretty bad movie, to be honest with you. title contains a j, k, q, x, or z. released from 2010 to 2026. what's some shit
50:30 brad pitt was in that nobody knows. killing them softly. nobody gave a fuck about killing them softly. and then some shit brad pitt was in with a j, k, q, x or z. we'll come back to that. nicholas holt, let me get the menu. let me get the menu. i really thought superman would eat this, which i guess is ironic.
51:03 and then 2010 to 2026, let me get the favorite. and then jq... jkqx or z for nick. oh, maybe x men apocalypse. yeah, that makes a lot of sense. that makes a lot of sense. scarlett johansson, one word title 20. well, obviously ghost in the shell is one of her best movies. so we'll make sure that's in there. one of her movies of all time.
51:42 and then a one word title from scarlett johansson ignore the jkqx or z is pissing me the fuck off there is this it's probably gonna i was gonna say it'll be like 90% one word title scarlett johansson you guys see ghost world's getting a criterion collection edition and i don't even want to put this evil on criterion channel okay
52:11 why the fuck? they're kind of double dipping, okay? next month we're getting a category, a collection i should say, movies directed by jonathan demme. okay, that's fine. but you can't fucking put rachel getting married into that collection because you already released it last month in the wedding collection. criterion, you're double dipping, motherfucker. you're double dipping!
52:39 goated movie? it's not even available on canadian criteria and kind of pissing me the fuck off. yeah, you didn't watch it? because they need rights in canada! that shit's still owned by, i don't know, fucking telefilm or something like that or the national film board. they fucking screwed me, bro, because rachel getting married wasn't in there. what, that melancholia wasn't in there? pissing me the fuck off, man. let me think about scarlett johansson for a second. j, k, q, x, or z.
53:14 j k q x or z. one word title is easy. you just play lucy. wait, wait, lucy. lucy. the avengers infinity. the age of ultron. the avengers. the under the skin. you're pissing me off is what i'll say about this. you've been in a lot of fucking movies. you've been in none with a q.
54:03 seems a little sus to me. zee. never been in a zombie movie? captain america civil war? captain america civil war? i give up bro, you're pissing me off. black widow! nobody saw that. brad pitt, more than a pretty face. anybody seen this? i've also heard that he's more than a pretty face. but in like a bad way. you named under the skin? oh you're right, that has a k in it, huh?
54:43 turns out that under the skin has a k in it. my bad. we're really only on movie grid? we bought a zoo with a z? is scarlett johansson in that? pill of the swan. welcome back, yeti. i see nothing has changed. you're still... you're in the crystal, huh? we love you, yeti. yeti, we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you. we love you
55:35 asian call you a thai howcher yeti welcome back welcome back. we can't see you. we love you classical a adjective meaning standard class i can do this. no, we don't we don't love you. we don't love apparently magrassa doesn't love you yeti i'm sorry to tell you you probably knew that already use a noun meaning the female of the sheep especially when mature okay weird castle a noun meaning a large fortified
56:12 plot, a noun meaning a small area of plant... wheels, a noun meaning... type of shit that goes round and round on the bus. nouveau, an adjective meaning newly arrived or... vandalize, a verb meaning to... we're running the table today, i can tell you that. puree, a noun meaning a paste or thick... french ass spell check. lumbar, an adjective meaning of... hyacinth.
56:44 a noun meaning a precious stone of the ancients. wait, is it really? is hyacinth the precious stone of the ancients? i thought it was like a little flower. precious stone of the ancients. holy cow. that's crazy. lumbar fucktor? nah, we gotta watch office space on stream. corporate accounts payable nina speaking. just a moment.
57:16 what a movie. i believe you have my stapler type shit. mop it. a noun meaning baby darling. mop fool child is an old english term that led to the modern word mop it. mop it. a noun meaning baby darling. mop it. a noun meaning baby darling. we got it.
57:37 aquiline, a adjective meaning curving like an eagle's beak. aquilinus originates from latin. motherfucker. oh, aquiline as in like a nose, an aquiline nose. yeah, okay, okay. radicchio, a noun meaning a chikory of a red variety. chikory of a red variety. mystified, a verb meaning to perplex the mind. apocryphal, a adjective meaning of doubtful authenticity.
58:07 apocryphal. we can do that. we should have gotten aquiline, honestly. that's like a classic esl sentence. calm feor known for his aquiline nose. all right, repeat after me. calm feor known for his aquiline nose. you fuck with elliot smith or are you too happy? i fuck with elliot smith and i really fuck with when he's on that morning show with tom bergeron with all the fuck ass puppets and everyone's trying to interview him about what his favorite brunch cocktail is.
58:46 bomba, i knew i was i was hoping you'd be here for the yet another mention of this video but i was like, well you do you like to have champagne or a mimosa for brunch and elliott smith is like i've i feel such inner turmoil every single day that just i feel like an exposed raw nerve at all times tom. that is the one where he does clementine it's true. elliott smith did the thing angela bassett my woman king
59:27 how did librarian have that? well i was away for two weeks so they were probably guessing there's like an 80 chance i came back like dissociated and depressed but actually i had a pretty good time. i came back feeling pretty good minus the flu, minus being sicker than i've ever been in my entire life but otherwise pretty good, pretty good. this looks like a soft cheese with a pungent aroma. you can stack it, stack it, you could put it next to it next to itself instead
1:00:04 lots of fun things you can do with this. with curd cheese, salt water, yeast, milk. optional milk in the cheese, huh? obviously i have absolutely no idea. let's say this is from central asia. i'd say it's pretty cool. that's where they film borat, i think. maybe this is from like poland then. olamoke twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzów... twarzó
1:00:38 to the southwest of poland, it's szczecia. and the picture doesn't exist, sure man, i'd yum it. chicken turmeric cardamom cloves. why does it sound like i'm casting an evil spell? the meter is so fucking hamletian, bro, or macbethian. chicken turmeric cardamom cloves. cinnamon bay leaves, yogurt and rose. garlic and ginger and onion and salt. water and rice, cilantro and balt.
1:01:19 i don't say dr. seuss ass, i take offense to that. i've read a lot of fucking dr. seuss books to my kid. literally he's a hack. bro didn't know how to rhyme would just make up a word that rhymes with whatever the first word was. literally just be like make up a word that has the same syllable as the previous one. you just did that? yeah but i haven't sold a hundred million books and then people are like dying on social media to defend my honor bro. he fucking sucks.
1:01:54 roald dahl clears his ass for sure. we were reading fantastic mr. fox to my kid. i forgot how good children's books can be because i've been reading so much garbage for like five years. like every new children's book is called like how to introduce your kid to ai or some shit like that or like raising a baby in an era of social media, right? like they're all called that. roald dahl, chapter one of fantastic mr. fox, they were going, we're going to fucking kill you, fox.
1:02:22 we're gonna fucking kill you and skin you and wear we're gonna kill your whole fucking family we're gonna wear your fur as our fucking clothes now the fox the fox fucking gets one over on them because he's clever he's clever but like i gotta i gotta go back and be reading the children's books from like 1961 some of them at least i do want to read her fucking george's marvelous medicine we got
1:02:56 george's marvelous medicine. i love when roald dahl draws a lady that's evil. he gives her fucking if hair be wires then black wires grow from her fucking head like a huge ass witch overbite and shit. like yeah they look like the mrs. krabappel from south park, the bus driver, you know what i'm talking about? anyway, roald dahl man, i should read her
1:03:38 oh, it's not mrs. carbabble. carbabble's from the simpsons. that's right. south park she was called something different. why was he roasting the love of his life in that sonnet? he was saying like you might be busted but like i love you anyway. but honestly like i don't think that one fucking worked. try reading that sonnet to your betrothed and see how it's going man. i don't know where this shit is. i don't give a fuck man. this shit is not real. often enjoyed with rice or bread. okay, real original. india.
1:04:15 borders to the northeast, motherfucker. is that myanmar? it is. wait, i'm back. i'm back. this is real. this is real. amaretto, hot black tea in an orange slice. that looks good. great, great inspired photography. i say maybe it's from italy. that's cold, man. it does look, it looks awful.
1:04:55 this picture is just like a little too much. it's like i'm not gonna do all that, but this is crazy. is it neocytrin? warm, comforting cocktail. to the northwest of italy, but cold. canada? are you from canada? blueberry tea? with god as my witness, i don't think i've ever heard of this in my entire life, but sure, man. sure. where's the blueberry?
1:05:25 it does not contain blueberries or blueberry tea. instead, its name comes from the blueberry like aroma produced when the ingredients are combined. i bet you feel pretty stupid right now. i'm not going to say that we didn't make it. i'm just saying i've never heard of it. could be a pei thing, exactly. senate bean soup? i'm going to say it's beef stroganoff because like what is this, man? served in a historic legislative building's dining room?
1:06:04 navy beans, ham, hawks and vegetables? this is a civil war cuisine, man. no, no, absolutely. that's just, it's fine. it's just soup though. parmesan versus jellied eels. one of the best cheeses versus the worst abomination we've ever seen in this game. we'll probably take the parmesan. bushido, i don't know. i don't know how to say it, so i'm not going to say it. also, it looks like it's from resident evil. versus some kind of bread.
1:06:36 we'll take the bread. jam sandwich versus... this is the shit that they found when they hit lv 426 in prometheus. you know, the ampules? the ampules with the goo in them? i guess the goo was not this color, but this is an ampule. i don't mean it... you don't see it all that often. this is definitely an ampule. an ancient beverage. corn dough mixed with water. i say jam sandwich. come on. come on now.
1:07:14 probably sausage. cocorezzi versus sai krok isan. now this is the first tough one, man. sweet breads, liver spleen and sweet breads. we're gonna go on the other side then. goat roti versus kang tai pla. simmering fish innards with shrimp paste. let me get the goat roti on this one.
1:07:45 buttermilk, cold skull. could you turn down the brightness a little bit on this one? wait, italy is getting in on the pierogi game? this is just too much, man. i can't see it. it is a flashbang. spam fritter. i believe that it's good, but the chili shrimp is probably gonna clear. i like spam though. doctor's sausage? i think that's how you lose your medical license. that's mattress foam, bro. finely ground pork and beef?
1:08:22 oh yeah, i guess what was i expecting? sorry, i started laughing because this dish is made by rolling almond paste into a puff pastry shaped into a letter s. just something about it is really... you know that when you lose faith in yourself as a baker you're like, why am i going through all this trouble? tastes probably taste the same if you just put it in a line or something. yeah, and then the banksy baker makes it look like a fucking dollar sign. yeah.
1:08:58 dutch people are so funny. come on guys, don't be nice. i just got eliminated from the world cup yesterday. not every team can be as good as canada. good luck to the netherlands next year in four years. germany in four years, maybe you guys will be as good as the canadian national soccer team. can you blow your nose? no, librarian, i have a problem right now. it's not ready. it's crystal form instead of like liquid form. it's not ready. it has to sublimate or whatever. it's not ready to go yet. skills on cd, exactly.
1:09:32 finally world cup talk. we watched the korea versus mexico game and the korea versus south africa game and my wife was freaking the fuck out. she was freaking out man and also she was keeping me abreast of the situation where people are like, i mean let's just put it this way, they're not fans of the coach right now.
1:09:58 the coach landed back in korea and then people were yelling at him to like get out of the country and stuff. i mean it does seem when i was watching them play south africa, i was like do they just could they just shoot could they just shoot the ball? they pixeled him out in videos on the news like a criminal. i mean he's probably public enemy number one right now but i like that's that's really funny but also it's crazy.
1:10:42 you're being your least favorite hockey fan? but like they're a good team, man. they're a good team. are they though? they're supposed to be. supposed to be better than us anyway. and we're the best team ever. when i was in vancouver all my friends were betting, bet 365 is a scourge. i don't know anybody who sports gambles, librarian. that's a self report. you should cut them off. you should completely isolate yourself. i am your only friend. i'm love bombing you. that's... it's... something has to stop, man.
1:11:39 it's gone too fucking far. so you can't eat it, it's inedible. let's go down bit by bit, okay? the bun itself looks like it's made of cheese and then it's got a sunny side up egg, crispy onion strips, jalapenos, i think that's chicken man, it's like teriyaki chicken or something. and then there's two or three slices of cheese, a beef patty, pulled pork, more cheese, a beef patty,
1:12:11 and a little bit of roughage at the bottom. it's just too much, man. you're right, his pork belly is not even chicken teriyaki. it's the kind of thing you order just to own the libs. and then they got like a keto friendly bun, which is like pissing me off more than anything else. they got one of those like dempster's thins buns that's like two grams of carbohydrates or something. it's gotta be the bulpit beast on this one. pork in a bun versus battered sausages and chips? i don't care, it looks good as fuck.
1:12:55 i will never vote for onion sandwich. it's just it's just too much. the corn dog looks pretty good. it's not really a mega pints. uh, i wouldn't describe it as a mega pint, but it's still pretty cheap. fc seoul versus fc guangzhou. hey guys, how's daegu fc doing? they were like 15th in the korean football league table when i lived there. it was fun to go see games now and then though. bacon cheeseburger versus pie, chips, peas and gravy.
1:13:33 i mean the bacon cheeseburger looks foul. we vote for the other. nobody's keeping me updated on daegu fc, that's fine. buffalo chicken mac and cheese. something's not right. it's like they've green screened the mac and cheese into the picture. like it's something to do with the angle or like the lighting of the bowl versus the lighting on the hands. like it's so dim and like washed out here, but then this is like taken straight from the menu.
1:14:08 that doesn't look right man. this looks fucking good though. i would eat, i mean i'm not sure it looks like an authentic cheese steak but it looks pretty fucking good. turkey schnitzel in a bun versus pizza slice. not a great looking slice there. frankenfeast hot dog. you know, can actually kind of respect this because i mean they've named it as if it's a monster.
1:14:45 but they've kind of been a little... they've exercised a little restraint. it's just a big hot dog with what? maybe like some... i don't even know what these are. pieces of fried dough or something on top of it? that's not so bad. 69.69? crispy onions? sure, man. sausage mix and chips versus balti pie with a red stripe. this looks better. sliced steak with peppercorn sauce and fries from man city.
1:15:23 a sausage sandwich with brown sauce. it looks all right, if i may, i think this looks all right, man. 48%, they're doing it a little dirty here. footlong sausage roll versus you just can't beat tacos al pastor. is it really $2.30 for three tacos al pastor at the estadio azteca 2023? at the famous estadio azteca? field trip. yeah, yeah, we should go. chicken jockey whopper burger.
1:16:00 pulled pork and beef, three burgers, three bacon, three sausage, three cheese. i mean, you know my principles here. it's just a little too much, but compared to the atlanta burger, it's not too crazy. this looks pretty fucking good though. it looks like a meal you'd eat if you have like a little bit of self respect. nine out of 10. what food needs most to be footlonged? first canonical use of footlonged as a verb, i think. i mean, a footlong sandwich is nice, man.
1:16:41 they were cooking when they made sandwiches a foot long. i don't have any other opinions, but literally like my brain is barely working. it's gonna take us until noon to finish the dolls. i'm just happy to be here. you know what's fucked up is that i feel like fucking dog shit today. i feel horrible and i sound like pretty bad, but tomorrow i'm gonna feel so much better. i'm gonna sound so much worse. i'm gonna be fucked up tomorrow. i can already tell.
1:17:15 i'm gonna be like, i feel great today and people are gonna be like, you sound like death. please go rest. get your head out of your ass. what the fuck? what did i do? what did i do? i come to work even when i'm sick. that's how much i'm dedicated to this profession, this craft. just to get harassed? i would be fucked up if i went to doc tortle and it was like, you know, pallid skin, elevated heart rate. oh, fuck.
1:18:04 no, no, no, no, no. red bump on wrist. no, no, no, no, no. former washington congressman joel pritchard is one of the co creators of what racket sport? pickleball. i don't know. presidente, parejo, chisel, torpedo and perfecto are among the more popular shapes of what item? i don't know. churchill, corona, toro and robusto are all different sizes of what bad for you consumable.
1:18:44 uh, cigar. that sounds right. kory, help me. kory, i need your help. right before he banned all trade with cuba, jfk had his press secretary fetch him 1200 of what smokeables from the island. what a great sentence. josep luis serrano bentinat serves as co prince of andorra by virtue of being the what of urgell? the steve of urgell? the duke?
1:19:21 nobel peace prize winner desmond tutu was the first black african to hold the titles what of johannesburg and arch what of cape town? bishop? in biology the main stages of mitosis are... oh fuck inter blank, pro blank, pro metablank, meta blank, anablank, and tele blank. what single word goes in all those blanks? listen, listen, listen!
1:19:56 it's been a long time. i have no idea, man. i really don't. when water freezes to ice or evaporates into steam, that's a type of process called... oh, it's a phase change, bro. why didn't you say so? your university is calling, they're offering you a refund? i wish, man. they're calling asking me for money. bro, we already gave you money. that was the whole thing. were you not there? were you not paying attention? we already did that part.
1:20:32 now we don't need to have anything to do with each other. english poet john donne might be john donne, john donne, which opens with telling what tough customer to be not proud. hercules? in one of emily dickinson's better known poems she hops onto a carriage with what sinister figure who kindly stops for her? death maybe? it's not hercules, bro. i am the john, the john you don don't need a son. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21:17 hercules be not proud? i just had hercules on the brain for some reason, i don't know. i'm feeling like the dude they got playing quasimodo on the disney wonder. like you probably take a little bit of offense to it, right? you go, you show up, ah, you just got hired by disney cruise, i'm gonna be in their broadway style show. who am i gonna play? tarzan? maybe prince charming? nah, we're gonna have you put on this fucking forest green cloak
1:21:46 every day i see them walk below the castle just to live one day out there da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
1:22:27 and i am from the country that's the best at soccer, canada. i know all these now and i did not know them two weeks ago. you're from norway, you're from spain, you're from morocco, you're from brazil, you're from argentina and you're from france. okay, the smallest population here will be norway. you belong at lowest population. i feel like morocco is tricky to me. it could have 10 million people or 100 million people. i think it's up here.
1:22:57 and then argentina, brazil obviously has more people than argentina. i feel like spain has less than brazil but more than argentina and france has more than morocco. send it. okay, brazil has 213 million people guys and morocco is 36 million people. 213 million people live in brazil. it's gigantic. it's not as big as canada. we must have like 500 million people. do you? feels that way sometimes at the costco.
1:23:53 most of canada is empty? bro, most of everything is empty. there's more space between atoms than there is space taken up by atoms. read a book. you don't know anything. todd, todd. 41 million in canada? nah, it doesn't feel that way. at the still creek road costco in burnaby, british columbia? nah, i got a bridge to sell you if you think there's only 41 million motherfuckers in there.
1:24:29 brazil way bigger than canada by the way. look at a map sometime. okay, miss teen south carolina 2006. look at a map. just go to richmond, costco, still creek is a zoo. buddy, i've seen some shit at the richmond cosco. did you have, librarian, you know what video i'm going to ask you for. can we have the video of the two old chinese ladies fighting in the richmond, uh, costco parking lot? you instantly had it. okay, let's bring this up here.
1:25:00 before you tell me, you condescend to me, why don't you go to the richmond costco? age restricted based on your age or account settings because i'm not fucking logged in. i can't watch two old chinese ladies yell at each other in the costco that i go to because i don't have an account on instagram. come on, man. now, i don't know. i can't be held responsible for what they say in this video, but i might be able to tell what they're saying in the video. okay? close this, please. thank you, librarian, by the way. thank you.
1:25:42 this is the type of shit going down at my local costco, okay? they're going belt to ass over the parking spots, bro. bro is just standing there. he's just standing there. at least like you don't have to like get involved in the sense you don't have to like go 2v1, but you can at least get in between them or something like that just easy.
1:26:17 just standing there, so crazy in that fisherman style vest. god damn. oh, she gave up her back. see, this is a good samaritan here that got in the middle.
1:26:51 damn they were going fucking crazy there. she's mad. yeah, it's i think she's mad man. oh w vancouver, that's my costco bro. she's yelling. how dare you hit me? i gotta be honest i think she has a point shouldn't be fighting over a parking spot but there's been some times that like i've been in that parking lot and i've been like
1:27:28 i understand why they were throwing fists, man. which richmond? what state? british columbia. i thought, oh richmond makes sense, but the jackets and foliage suggest another one. perhaps richmond, virginia. hey man, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. it's a big world out there, bro. right there. my nephew thinks he's a rainbow. it's so good. oh, we do get down like that in richmond though? really?
1:28:10 not all jubilians are pacifists. you can just type anything, i'll read it. i don't know what the fuck i'm doing. i'm on autopilot, man. i'm not gonna google murder kroger, okay? i don't know what that is. i'm just gonna say that's why we go to the steel creek costco is because i take my life into my fucking hands going to the richmond costco. how many percentage of people who are hispanic? dallas or palm bay? the hell is, i thought palm bay was like a, i thought it was a wine cooler. i'm gonna say palm, wrong.
1:28:50 wrong, not even smart. where do more people rent? birmingham and gadsden, alabama or manhattan? i'll say manhattan. higher percentage of people who commute by transit? probably say chicago. higher percentage of workers employed in the information industry? san jose, california or the big easy. in the southlands, there's a city.
1:29:20 way down on the river, you know what i join in if you know the fucking words everybody, where the women are very pretty and all the men delivered. i don't know the rest of the words to be honest. damn, the music starts in the daytime, goes all through the night. something like that. higher percentage of people who are boomers, minneapolis or bristol county. bristol county sounds like fucking boomer central.
1:30:01 it is? what can i say? the context slur has logged on. gay memoirists, american male short story writers. i know your ass. screenwriters from mississippi? 1983 deaths in new york state? are you fucking tennessee williams, bro? are you truman capote? are you tennes you're tennessee williams!
1:30:40 anti feminism, avant garde art, filippo tommaso marionetti, italian art movies, italian fascism, modern art. i have no idea. futurism. i didn't know about all that to be honest with you. 1936 establishments in england. tourist attractions in liverpool. it's gotta be abbey road, bro. the strawberry fields forever. not bad, y'all. not abbey road.
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1:40:54 have you ever when was the last time you heard somebody say some shit like, did you see the simpsons last sunday? no human being on earth watches the simpsons anymore. they don't exist, man. that being said, i know that it's on sunday, so obviously they had some cachet at some point. this sequel to the last of us was wild. i don't know, man. zombieland? motherfucker.
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