You don't know wildlife like I do (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 are they trolling me with this one? because i feel like this... if what i'm looking at is what i'm looking at, is this the easiest framed of all time? because this looks like inception. but it also looks like doctor strange, but it also looks like the host. it also looks like star wars, but it definitely looks like inception, bro. it's not inception? why the fuck is everything so twisted, man? why the fuck is everything twisting around? is this elysium? they live on the ring world?
0:38 what is this? jupiter ascending? oh, it's... this is the... this is the star trek movie. i have seen this one. this is into darkness. really went crazy with her makeup. obviously part of some alien species. they went all the way in the makeup artist chair with that one. she's freaking green, bro. she's green. no, this is the other one. this is beyond. this is the one i didn't see. star trek beyond. i heard it was pretty good.
1:18 people dude anyone everyone said inception for that one huh or doctor strange or ellisium and then on number two ellisia okay fair enough because you see the ring world there enough man pretty good you're crazy i don't really know about uh what real star trek fans think about it if i wanted to know uh what they were experts on i would ask them
1:46 how they feel about getting their pants pulled down and spanked by the football quarterback and having their lunch money stolen every day before i put them in a locker, hung them up by the waistband of their underpants in their own locker and kind of left them hanging there like, you know what i'm talking about?
2:06 we went to very different schools. no one was really getting their ass beat at my school, i will say. although there was one time, we kind of had a table for misfit toys that like i sat at. and one time a kid that very rarely sat with us was sitting there and someone tapped him on the shoulder and said like, this guy wants to talk to you outside. and then he left, he was gone for like, it's not funny, but he was gone for like two minutes.
2:34 and then when he came back, his face was like all scuffed up and he was crying and we were like, what happened? and then he was like, i just got into a fight outside. you didn't back him up? god is my witness. i did not know this kid really from... what do religious people say? i did not know him from job. he just sat down on our table and we were a very welcoming group. and then he got, i think he got jumped outside. i did not murder him.
3:06 after only 11 games into his tenure, frank reich was fired as the coach of this nfc team in 2023. new orleans saints? after a resurgent year in charlotte, jeremy lin signed a deal with the raptors. this 7 3 uconn center averaged over 4 blocks per game and was an all american before becoming a number 2 overall pick. gordon hayward? yeah, turns out i have no idea. turns out i have no idea what this could possibly be. hashim thabit.
3:44 hashim thabit. hayward is not 7 foot 3. you should not be saying, gordon hayward's not that tall. you should be saying, wow, nl knows who gordon hayward is. because to be honest, i have absolutely no idea what's going on in the nba. lebron is still playing apparently. i know what's going on in the wnba, or as i call it, the nba.
4:12 why are they making those poor girls play four overtimes in the regular season, man? that doesn't seem right. that's like, that's a second game of basketball that they have just added on to the first game of basketball. there was no need for that. there's no need for quadruple overtime in the regular season. in what state east of the mississippi does dry tortugas national park reside? i have absolutely no idea, man. dry tortugas, maybe florida? all right, it turns out i have some idea. this is
4:52 james marsden, this is actually julian from the mask after he puts on the mask and you are also are you aubrey plaza? you're given a little aubrey plaza. you're given a little hillary duff again. the only time i ever think about hillary duff is when she's in the face mash in the daily dozen and she's in the face mash like once a week, bro.
5:38 she's still part of the zeitgeist in america! founded in wisconsin, this fast food chain recently became the jersey sponsor for wisconsin badgers athletics. this is the curd place, culver's. the hit abc sitcom abbott elementary did a two part crossover with this long running cable comedy, it's always sunny in philadelphia. okay, we take those. a security officer's convention in las vegas, that must be the setting for paul blart 2.
6:16 bad girl, what's your name? baby girl, what's your name? let me talk to you, let me explain. wait, i gotta sing the whole tiny desk concert. it's either drinking partner, buy you a drink, fell in love with a stripper, or up down we can do it all night. because it's definitely from the tiny desk concert.
6:41 i'ma buy you a drink. ooh. shorty, what you think about that? find me in the gray cadillac, we in the bed like ooh, ooh. this is, buy you, buy you a drink, shorty snappin'. oh, i done found me a drinkin' partner. i think i need her to take a drink with me.
7:09 i found the girl of my dreams and i got her. i done found me a drinking partner. you know what i'm talking about? we did get a u today. how's it hanging, king? much better today. much, much better today. didn't realize you were hip? i know all about the tiny desk concert, man. tip color? tip color normal today. which is like a little, you know, it's like, you keep saying it's not purple. there's a little purple in it. it's like opalescent, bro.
7:51 everybody say happy canada day. happy canada day! thank you for saying it's a tiny bit purple. because it is, on a normal day, it's at least a little, there's a little purple in it. okay. this is crazy, man. champagne, cologne. these are regions that are also items. you know what i mean? these are, like china is also plates, and then champagne is a sparkling wine, and cologne is a,
8:40 is a fragrance and then the casablanca is also a movie bro. one away. long island is also an iced tea. alimerick is also a poem you fucking moron. chicago, casablanca, munich. these are all cities that are also movies. oh yeah okay fargo. these are movies. best picture winners nominees okay. long island. these are islands?
9:30 islands dominican republic cuba singapore long island these are islands? oh motherfucker man famous speedways i can't can't think of what this could be guinea bissau guinea bissau i don't think guinea bissau is an island i think it's a nation in north western africa cow! it does have cow in there and then wait like a guinea pig? a maus cow cub
10:31 named in a grecian fashion. named in a grecian fashion. singapore. singapore. long island. i mean, these are islands, man. indianapolis is not an island. things associated with the cults. it says diana in the middle. princess in the middle. moscow. capital. capital cities.
11:21 they're not capital cities because the capital of nigeria is lagos and the capital of guinea bissau is i don't know, man. but maybe, maybe we let it fly? nope, i'm stupid. places in cocktail names starting with countries. starting with countries and also they are countries is crazy. that's honestly, that's devilish, bro. yeah, i understand the cocktail names except cuba.
11:59 there's a cuba libre, the rum and coke i think. what's singapore? singapore sling. i can't tell you what's in it but i could tell you that it's like um i don't like 31 dollars if you get it in singapore. some bullshit. some bullshit. some bullshit they sell to tourists. not like you and me librarian. i didn't do anything touristy when i was in singapore. i was living like a local.
12:35 durian? oh, i was eating lots of durian. way more than i wanted to. i was living la vida local. exactly, exactly. getting sick after eating at the hawker center? shouldn't have gotten the sambal beef, man. should have ordered the beijing cow, yeah. let's go, uh, twitter gets more searches than harvard. harvard gets more searches than bigfoot. maybe prada gets more searches than bigfoot? lgbtq versus prada. i mean,
13:32 i imagine more people are searching, never mind like nobody is searching for this. shaq, man has a very large head. an extremely large head. i say this, it's like takes one to no one type situation. he might have the largest head of any man i've ever seen. and he also has a large body, that's true. no shot, okay. rick astley versus dua lipa. it's gonna be dua lipa, for sure. rick astley still, he's doing all right though. the bee gees.
14:18 sadly getting mogged, well you know what, two goats, but getting mogged by a dua lipa. probably mogging slim jimmy if i had to guess. childish gambino vs slim jimmy. well i know, just that one song that goes quonk quonk quonk quonk quonk quonk quonk. they play it every time i'm in aricia, so you must be clearing slim jimmy. quonk quonk quonk quonk. the website's broken guys. quonk quonk quonk quonk quonk. something went wrong. an unexpected error has occurred.
14:53 please try again or return to the home page. how often are you in orizia? two or three times a day, i'd say.
15:05 can i tell you, i think i can't remember if i told this story on stream. you, if you are listening to this and you are browsing wall street bets, get off of wall street bets. you should not be buying individual stocks. you are stupid. i thought i was smart. i seven years ago bought some individual stocks, did a lot of research, found some companies that i thought were good, bought them. how did they do? some won, some lost.
15:27 okay? what was my best ever individual stock purchase? buying aritzia in 2019 because my wife liked buying their clothes. literally the amount of due diligence is like, i've seen that store around. i'm telling you, you're literally just rolling the dice every time you do it. don't buy individual stocks. just buy the index bro and listen to your wife. it's that simple. okay, well honestly, the website's broken. more or less is broken. never mind, it works again. i just had the refresh. childish gambino versus chopin.
16:09 literally, bro. can i say something do not play spotify at my funeral get physical media if i die you can get the fucking cd with the funeral march on it or something like that. okay, do not go to spotify if the funeral home has spotify do not go to it. i want to see a stereo 2001 vs. sonic the hedgehog 2 2001 shit 8.3 is low for this. i'm not pleased big lebowski's gonna clear sonic 2 no disrespect apollo
16:43 i have to imagine up is probably ahead of the big lebowski by 0.1. batman begins overrated and gets owned by up probably. look at that, not even close. contagion? i don't know why contagion comes up like every day in this but... linkedin versus vincent van gogh. quand du jardin avec papillon? bro, you just go outside and see that for free. not even close.
17:19 flowing hair silver dollar. first coin ever issued by the us government. i mean that's pretty fucking cool to be honest with you but i think the van gogh probably clears. this set the world record for a living artist? jeff koons rabbit? stainless steel? fuck this guy, fuck this guy. wait why does everyone hate this guy? it's a damn balloon? he's a hack? it's ugly? i mean yeah. it kind of looks like they made it in the backrooms though.
18:04 i mean if this is the world record for a living artist it's more than 10 million dollars for sure. scott expedition cadbury chocolate bar? what's that like a dollar? john lennon's imagine. i mean even a regular piano is more than 687 dollars bro. saturn's rings are the times the eiffel tower has been repainted. it's... that's not the color of the metal? i mean i feel like saturn's rings there's like six or something but then i think isn't this just the color of metal?
18:49 holy shit! they repaint it like once a year. countries that existed when the titanic sank? i'm pretty sure that's like 180 countries, bro. there were only 57 countries 100 years ago? are you fucking... that is the most mind blowing fact i think i've learned doing the dolls ever. 100 years ago there were 57 countries? oh my god! that's crazy!
19:27 there's no way mike tyson won 57 fights by knockout. i mean, he was pumping. he was doing pretty well. tiger woods masters wins? i'm going to say tiger woods did not win the masters 44 times because i'm pretty sure he's like 53 years old. that would be pretty amazing. hearts and octopus has. it has three hearts, man. we did this before. we did pretty well today, man. top 6%.
20:12 tiger woods got so close to tying jack nicholas and then his life exploded. yeah, well, why don't you shell your pie hole and get me a chicken salad sandwich? until i hear tiger woods say that, i know who the goat is. let's put it that way. the smell of prickly pear. dude, reading a steely dan lyric and then looking at the username and it's hoops mccann, a steely dan reference. my rival, show me my rival.
20:56 he has a scar across his face. he wears a hearing aid. sugar bowl bakery madeline's. sugar bowl bakery madeline's. can i say something? you, if you are listening to this right now, sorry you're right hoops mccann is from glamour profession, my bad y'all. i made that mistake before. you are worth more than grocery store baked goods.
21:24 i'm not suggesting you should not eat sweet stuff, you deserve to have nice treats. but you don't deserve to just stuff your face with garbage baked goods from the grocery store. buy a nice quine a mon from a cafe or a bakery or something like that. don't get like 16 sugar sponges from the grocery store that have barely any flavor whatsoever, okay? they're saying these are literally good. okay, well, i don't know about sugar bowl bakery. maybe sugar bowl bakery is doing things a little differently.
21:57 get yourself a something something bud, you know what i'm saying? why are you so mad about cookies? well like, i keep taking my dad out to the coffee shop and then i'm like, do you want a donut? and he's like, nah, i'm not interested. and then i go to his house and he has like the clamshell plastic containers of donuts from save on foods. and i'm like, those are trash man. i don't say this very often, it's worse than tim hortons.
22:28 why don't you just let me take you out to like a good cafe and get you a nice bakery instead of, you know, you're getting six things. admittedly, it's like $4.99 or something, but you're getting six donuts that suck ass. let me get you like two donuts that are awesome and like calorie for calorie. they're probably about the same because the savon foods ones are just bread and a little bit of icing. let me get you one that's like they use a stick of butter per fucking donut, bro.
23:01 okay, well let's do this again. i had to go to toronto for work, it was my first time in canada, went to tim hortons, it was so awful man, what's going on? okay, so here's the thing, you've come incorrect. you're blaming me for you going to a shitty restaurant. literally not my fault, your fault. you went to canada, went to a tim hortons because you thought that tim hortons is indicative of the canadian experience. that is antiquated, vestigial knowledge. that's not the way it works anymore. tim hortons has sucked for like at least 20 years.
23:27 you're not supposed to go to tim hortons. maybe in an airport to be like, let's get a sense for what this is like and you're in a trap situation, you don't have any other options, but like you do not need to, while in canada, you do not need to go to a tim hortons. they suck really bad. that being said, the sour cream glaze kind of hits if you got like low blood sugar. so i don't know, this looks like 16 madeleines to me. i have to imagine they're like 50 cents each. let's go $8.99. holy shit. $4.99?
24:06 $5.99, $6.49, look at that, we won the lottery. that's really cheap honestly, now i get it. i'd fuck up a double double any day of the week. call me when tim hortons has an ice brown sugar oat shake and espresso, okay? they don't have one. they don't have one. science, i don't know, when does the patent expire on the ice brown sugar oat shake and espresso?
24:49 i just want caffeine under 100 calories? now ice a grande size ice brown sugar oat shake and espresso is 140 calories, okay? you can, you can, that's, we're fudging the numbers a little bit to get it to 100. 140 is within the margin of error. you come on, you could budget, have one less chicken tender or something.
25:20 what about the guys who just order a drip coffee at a good cafe? literally like not me, i always get at least a iced americano but those guys are heroes. when you're in a long line and you're like fuck it's gonna take like 10 minutes just to order my coffee it might be like 15 before i get one and then like three dudes in front of you are like i'll just take a can i get a large drip coffee? that's awesome. those guys are heroes. panama. oh shit. korea?
25:56 korea is not found in the database. can i just say something? you know which korea i'm at, bro. if i type korea, i mean you can make an assumption on which one i was talking about. not to open up a whole can of worms, but i think you... we were checking you for our vacation, by the way. the person checking us in asked where kate was born, which is just what life is like for
26:23 people from asia, as you know, i mean i'll be there soon if i keep practicing my mandarin, people will be like where were you born and then when i say jannada they're gonna be like no way bro, i don't think so. but, kate did say korea and then he said north or south and then she said south and he said you never know. buddy, you just checked in 2,000 people. did a single one of them come from north korea? i think you would know.
26:52 i think you would have you have in your entire life looking at people's passports has anyone ever shown you a north korean passport? i'm not saying it's never happened on earth, but i don't think it's ever happened to you. that's that's not super common. how about like gambia? i don't even know where gambia is man. oh, it's it's the thing that is being eaten by senegal. okay. what about south africa?
27:27 one of the greatest soccer nations if it was a test of how many times you could pass it back to your goalkeeper. um, lisutu? that's cooler bro. how about botswana? botswana! i'm going to sell my house in town. tanzania? okay, um, you are the one i always forget which is uh, namibia! where the great plains begin! zimbabwe? mozambique? yes!
28:01 and plenty time to laugh a lot, what does he say? and all the pretty people that you meet, it's very nice to spend some time with me. did you watch the world cup games? i watched the mexico ecuador game on the couch yesterday when i was like in a fugue state. mexico is looking dangerous man, second half a little boring but mexico is looking a little dangerous for sure. mexico went belt to ass. i say this with no judgment but, kate look it up.
28:50 the manager for ecuador looks exactly like the dude they got playing quasimodo on the disney wonder. now i'm not saying he's ugly, he's got incredible hair. but he, 100%, he's like, let me just put it this way, he's got a backup career if he wants it. knowing them as they will never know me, you know what i'm talking about? fuck no dude. it's a song i think from the hunchback of notre dame, as far as i know. just to spend one day out there
29:36 back to back streams with hunchback references. yep. yeah, what can i say? i've seen half of the movie. count frollo is fucking on one, horny ass. you're like arrrrrr... no, you're, uh... albania. you're albania. you're montenegro then. you look like you're on the coast of the mediterranean, bro. you're... bosnia? you're bosnia and herzegovina.
30:11 there we go. don't say bosnia bro like i'm a fucking asshole for not knowing the exact ordinal position of everything in the balkans, okay? like this is pretty elevated compared to the standard of geographical knowledge in the west, okay? i think i'm doing all right. don't say textbook bosnia. a lot of these countries like i get confused on their locations. i know that bosnia, isn't bosnia the one that croatia like
30:40 is keeping it from getting to the beach. the border is drawn in such a way that they're like two meters away from being able to access the sea or something like that. who you got in today's game? i have no soccer knowledge whatsoever so i won't like debase myself by predicting. but i will say in spite of myself, i gotta root for the host nations man.
31:12 as far as i'm concerned, i mean there's some problems, there's some tensions for sure in north america, but like from a... we're all god's children in soccer right now, okay? as long as we're all rooting for each other, i'm not gonna rock the boat, okay? it would be cool if mexico won. not as cool as if canada won, which we're obviously going to do. we just have to get past morocco and then probably france, right?
31:48 starting to think that killian mbappe guy might have a nice career ahead of him too. he's scoring some pretty good goals lately. he's scoring some pretty good goals. march 13th, 1992, paramount had a film made a lot of money starring mike myers from 1992. okay, it didn't open to $68 million, which obviously would have been insane. that's like spider man money. director penelope spheeris. what else has penelope spheeris done?
32:30 england and america out in the first round, generational hate watch? it's not the first round. the first round was the group stage. this is the first round of the knockout stage. that's too different. we gotta give them a little bit of credit at least. get them? we might have some uruguayan viewers. we might have some south korean viewers. i don't want them to think that the tournament existed. there was no reason for that to take place. they went there, they flew there, they played three matches and now they went home.
33:11 i'm a roguayan but we lost so meh. you need you need a new diego forlan. we need to get the whole country working on creating a new diego forlan. i'm kind of the goat of knowing one soccer player from every country. diego fivlin there you go, there you go. joe pesci from 1992. it's a comedy drama. interesting.
33:44 oh, it's my cousin vinny, of course. i'm stupid. i didn't even think about it. i was like, i'm not going to know this. of course i know this is my cousin vinny, bro. name a player from scotland. mccormick. did i get one? ferguson. ferguson would have been a good one too. the gravy. they make, they make a good gravy, a good gravy powder. jeff fahey, the elo guy. science fiction horror. god made him simple. science made him a god. am i?
34:38 wait is this the... no this is the lawnmower man dude. it's the lawnmower man. what's the name of jeff fahey in this movie? oh you saw this? yeah dude that's how i got it off of jeff fahey and the tagline. job. oh man.
35:03 goatee movie is so funny. imagine my surprise growing up my whole life thinking that this was the scariest movie of all time because of the trailers and like posters in the video store. and the movie starts with a chimpanzee with a vr headset breaking out of a scientific laboratory. and then a, what can you say about job? a gardener who lives in a shed behind an abbey
35:32 takes the chimpanzee under his wing and protects him because he thinks he's cybaman, a superhero chimpanzee from a comic book that he likes to read. i was sure this was terrifying when i was a kid. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. honestly, the vr scene where it's like, like the guy has his arms up, like, i thought that this was like cosmic terror.
36:02 i didn't watch it as a kid because i ascribe too much power to the imagery in the movie. and then i watched it like a year and a half ago and i was like, this is the worst movie ever made. it deserves to be in the so bad it's good pantheon alongside stuff like the room. like it's so crazy. come on, man. it's so bad. you got to see it. it's so crazy pierce brosnan is in it. your letterboxd review says if someone told you what happened in this movie, you would tell them to fuck off. bro, joe becomes super smart.
36:37 from training in this like computer program that james bond made and then he gets seduced by like a milf and fucks her in vr but he's like doesn't he like he fucks her in the... he turns into like a frog or something like that while he's fucking her and then it melts her brain they turn into dragonflies and fuck that's right okay it's crazy man you gotta see it have you seen it it's it's amazing
37:14 where's the lawnmower? well, he's a gardener. that's why he's called the lawnmower man. don't say he's ben dan job. you notice i've gotten pretty good because i didn't say ni shi ben dan job because i now know that if anything it would be ta shi ben dan job. edward james olmos in a crime drama. in prison they are the law. on the streets they are the power.
37:43 battlestar galactica. yeah, i just obviously have no idea what this is. american me. absolutely no clue whatsoever. but sure, man. kathy bates. could be misery from 1992. drama comedy. the secret of life. the secrets in the sauce. is this fried green tomatoes? yeah, okay. so i don't know. and much like the lawnmower man, i guess like this is the era. i was like three to four years old.
38:17 this is another movie i heard my family talking about all the time. i have absolutely no idea what goes on in fried green tomatoes, but they would, they talked about it all the time so it must be one of the greatest movies ever made. it's a movie for older aunts. mary louise parker's in this, huh? big mama movie, yeah? i wish, man. we should watch the trailer for big mama's house 2. one second, big mama's house 2 trailer.
39:01 the mother of all comedies has a new sheriff in town. take me back, man, take me back. is back in the house. big mama, you stole my man. she stole her man. my mama raised a lady. she raised a heifer. you can't say that, man, you can't say that.
39:38 damn! boy, you are two kinds of crazy. oh, i can't see. i can't put this on screen. martin lawrence is gonna sue the shit out of me, man. also, i'd ideally like to put some videos on youtube this week. i shouldn't be playing the trailer for big mama's house 2, but it just, i don't know, it just felt like it would hit. felt like it would hit so nice to just watch it. boy, you are two kinds of crazy.
40:24 get rich or die trying to casablanca. this is impossible, bro. this is not possible. okay, terrence howard, viola davis. remember those names. casablanca. okay, so i'm thinking give me claude rains and then classic movie bloopers uncensored. what the fuck?
40:51 and then anybody here who like lived... you know what? they probably put ronald reagan in a bunch of documentaries. like disneyland handcrafted. and then... fuck it bro, i don't know. walt disney? bro's been busy, huh? maybe like julie andrews forever to julie andrews to... wait, okay, we're back. princess diaries 2 royal engagement. garry marshall! garry marshall's in this! garry marshall spotted.
41:36 and now we're just trying to get... valentine's day is an ensemble film. must have somebody who was in a movie with frances mcdormand. somebody who's in a movie with frances mcdormand. wait, i feel like i got something. kathy bates about schmidt. what the fuck am i doing in about schmidt, bro? this was not a good idea. now i'm out here with jack nicholson. i'm going to like... oh, i'm going to anger management! to adam sandler, to funny people.
42:25 and now from funny people you can get anywhere you need to go. something, oh, the jonah hill to moneyball. to brad pitt to burn after reading. okay, so we made it out of casablanca. now we just gotta get six inches deep in 50 cent. francis mcdormand, nomadland, don't flub the turn. swanky, nomadland, back to david strathairn. okay, and now viola davis or terrence howard. viola davis, terrence howard. who else was in the hustle and flow, man? viola davis.
43:11 why is why can i say something? i mean this like with the best of intentions. why trumbo looking like gummo? trumbo look at an awful lot like trumbo thinks he gummo right now. am i am i freaking the fuck out? they shot trumbo like gummo bro. nah man, it doesn't make any damn sense. what are we doing back here? we are marshall starring matthew fox when he asks you to play striking vipers. what am i doing here? i'm trying to get to viola davis.
44:05 anthony mackie. give me a second here. give me a second to scroll on anthony mackie. oh shit, wait. avengers endgame. i'm so sorry. it has to be done. just to complete today's is... feels good to a guy like me. i'll do it. i'll do it. i thought we might have a connection via viola davis and widows, but i'm happy to get out of there, honestly. is it? i'm not freaking out, right? they had trumbo looking like gumbo. i mean, they had trumbo looking like gummo. short as possible, too?
44:44 yeah bro. ray h. mckay with no picture to adventure to john quaalyn. to casablanca, obviously. he played the baby in casablanca and he played 50 cent's dad in get rich or die tryin'. i can do this. i can definitely fucking do this. terrence howard is in crash with matt dillon. he is, you're not wrong. i can't fucking... no, i can do this. brian gion... no! scott gomez, bro! let's bring back scott gomez. doo doo doo doo.
45:35 he's crazy and he's spooky he's all together dookie the gomez family well that doesn't really work how about sergei samsonov? i gotta sneeze i was kind of in the same meter with the adams family i gotta guess that
45:56 i gotta guess that pierre dagenet played some games in the ahl, bro. they didn't even have a picture for the fella. i can picture pierre dagenet in my head. one in a long line of very mid french canadian prospects that happened to get drafted by montreal so they had the pressure of being like the next guy lafleur. philly, new jersey? gotta think about that one. philly in the oilers. chris pronger? philly in the american hockey league? i don't know who you got going on.
46:32 mavay mitchkov maybe played some games that he didn't he never went to the ahl bro. he never okay what about robert esch, bro? yeah there you go. whoa, that's what robert esch looks like 2000 to 2009 for the new jersey devils lots of options can i get a sergei breland sergei breland? i feel for you you doing things and i want to
47:03 oilers back in the day. how about todd marchman? i mean brian marchman. i mean todd marchant. that's who i was thinking of, todd marchant. and then american hockey league in the 2000s, man? oh, i mean, they don't even want me to guess anymore. fair enough. one second, i'm going to blow my nose. i'll be right back. i'm back. i was like, what was that sound? and you know what the sound was? it was like a bubble
48:01 in my nose, popping so that i could actually breathe better. it sounded awesome. 30 minute canada day emma lovewell ride. what are the songs? what are the songs? emma lovewell, one of like three peloton instructors that actually has good music. i'm hoping we get a little rush on there. she might even do a little deep cut. she might get tragically hip. she might play like wheat kings or something like that. some slint. fuck it bro. everyone's canadian today.
48:46 she farts into the mic too? i don't know anything about that. i've never heard of that. so don't say source. she's not putting the rural alberta advantage on a peloton ride. she might if it came out in 1996 she might but is anyone gonna answer the question? hugh jackman character name and title. title starts with a to h. bad education 2019. title starts with q to z. this is the greatest show the greatest showman i've never seen it but i've heard that song a lot.
49:33 character name and title hugh jackman. well, okay. so there's wolverine give me a second here kristen stewart. what's that movie? she just directed this all about water. it's about how your trauma gets stored in water character name and title cute is he let me think salma hayek character name and title i'll just do the obvious here. i'll play frida and then title starts a to h ignore the the hitman's bodyguard
50:12 and then this is beautiful. title starts with q to zed, the hitman's wife's hitman. oh it doesn't have it doesn't have the on hitman's wife's bodyguard? there's no way this came out without a the. they're just not releasing a movie called hitman's wife's bodyguard. i don't believe it. i mean you could always put like wild wild west but i'm one of the three people who has played this game today i guess. we can't play personal shopper. you know what we can play?
50:56 your hair reminds me of a flower sort of like you're underwater. exiling guyville, are you in chat today? character name and title. a to h, we probably just play adventureland. and character name and title, kristen stewart. what about personal shopper? because she was the personal shopper, right? i really don't want to play the wolverine, but i guess we're going to be doing that. fuck it, bro. personal shopper. i think that's a scam, to be honest with you.
51:43 oh, of course. spencer, how original. spencer. full phil. phil rosenthal's interview show. he interviewed kristen stewart. okay, amazing. i got nothing against phil rosenthal. i just, it's just very curious as to how anybody on earth knows this. the handkerchief looks good, man. william hurt, maria bello, kristen stewart. it's a star studded cast.
52:15 i showed my ex exile in guyville and she said it sucked. yeah, unfortunately lots of women don't really get liz fair. it's very misogynist of them. but liz fair really speaks to a 37 year old man who discovered exile in guyville in 2008 at like age 21. assumed female ex? i gressed her. spinny boy said she. you don't have to give me any more rope, okay? i can give myself enough rope.
52:48 but this time i'm actually right. this time i was astute. i was paying attention. i could cycle the sloan. there's a couple sloan songs on my peloton playlist. money city maniacs, underwhelmed, which is the best sloan song. i think i got losing california on there just for a little, you know, little casual ride. money city maniacs does slap. it starts with a... yes.
53:37 tornado alert. yeah, it's it's they play a clack song cuz they're like watch out alert alert a fucking awesome song is about to come on but underwhelmed is the best song man the best sloan song i told her affection has two f's especially when you're dealing with me, i've been pouring over that line for 20 years. does he mean? i mean i can think of some things that he means but what does he mean? cranky an adjective meaning given to
54:26 scrapple, a noun meaning a seasoned ____. incompetent, an adjective meaning lacking the qualities needed for effective action. very pennsylvanian words today. space, a noun meaning ____. well that's just insulting. pretend, a verb meaning to give a ____. to give a what? sorel.
54:49 a noun meaning a sorrel colored animal, especially a light bright chestnut horse often with a mane and tail of lighter color such as flaxen. sorrel comes from middle english and anglo french, likely rooted in germanic. fuck it bro, sorrel. sorrel a noun meaning sorrel. indolent. indolent. a adjective meaning a verse to activity, effort or movement. oh, indolent is such a good word. lincoln.
55:25 a noun meaning any of an english breed of long wooled mutton type sheep. lincolnshire originates it has to be, right? steroid. a noun mean thwartwise. an adverb or adjective meaning crosswise. thwart thwartwise is fucking awesome. extenuation. a noun meaning the ac anodyne. an adjective meaning
55:49 berette, a noun meaning a clip or bar for holding hair in place. the word originally... oh, that's not how you spell barrette. i haven't thought about the word barrette since i was in like the third grade. barrette. dosages, a noun meaning the addition of... condyles, a noun meaning an articular prominence of a bone, especially one resembling a pair of knuckles. this word originates from both french and latin languages. condyles.
56:20 a noun meaning an honestly, i didn't see anything that told me not to type it that way. condyles. barret. two rs. sorrel. two rs. you don't chuckle by the way? i don't know what that means. oh, that's barrett. i see. i thought you were making a flaming lips reference. i know a guy who blows up reactors when he's at home and he washes his hands
56:53 noah's knuckles? don't call me a bozo for not knowing shit about sonic the hedgehog, i'm an old man! i don't give a fuck about sonic the hedgehog, man. talk to me about she don't use jelly. flaming lips fired stephen draws? the dude who got the spider bite on his hand? that one thing just really could have broke up the band? wayne kicked him out? i need a youtube drama channel for flaming lips news. this looks absolutely awful, man. boiled lamb in ketchup sauce?
57:54 traditional stew that combines sheep trotters and stuffed tripe parcels? i mean, i think it's from france, which means it probably tastes good, but... it doesn't look good, man. it does look like the type of shit they were eating in eraserhead. it did also look like a mecha chameleon hiding spot. whatever, man, sure, i'll try it. bug soup?
58:25 this is not but these are shrimp. so okay, or what muscles clams optional shrimp, a comforting soupy rice meal with rich flavors. i have absolutely no idea where this could be from man. white wine. let's say like, reese, northwest of greece, and warm like croatia, spanish speaking, west of
59:13 well i mean, is it spain? apparently it's just spain, that makes sense. spanish speaking, yeah okay, but they speak spanish in a lot of countries. there was chorizo, bro i get chorizo in canada, you ain't special. i just don't think, i'm trying to imagine the earth as if it was a sphere. let's suspend our disbelief for a moment. i feel like greece and spain should not be warm to each other. they're too far apart man. spain is like the most
59:47 i guess the second most western european country. greece is like one of the most southeast european countries. europe's smaller than canada? yeah, i know. why is it you get mad when i say it, but when you say it, you feel like it's empowering? we get to say it. okay. fuck it. i'll yum it. water? a potent traditional beverage from distilled sugar cane juice. it's cachaca, right? from brazil? from jamaica?
1:00:34 it's grog. it's grog from the united kingdom? this is grog from senegal. it's grog from morocco? that's grog from cape verde. grog oog. it's also called grog oog? holy man. grog? grog oog or grogo? the drink is made from sugarcane and is considered a type of rum. the preparation of grog... no! disney stole from cabo verde?
1:01:24 look at the alternative name on wikipedia? okay. grogue. i'm not gonna put it on screen just in case. grogue, also known as grogue. oh yeah, well we just... we just did that. we just did that. weren't you watching? how? i'm trying to put myself in your shoes right now. how could you be watching the stream to recommend that but then also did not know that we already knew that it said grogue? i was on the phone? those things are gonna get people killed, man. i'm not fucking joking.
1:02:09 chicken bites with a can of stella artois or samosas and sauce? i mean, i know that on the internet you're trained to believe that like every possible food you can eat in south korea is good. trust me, man. i've had the yangnyam, pongdak. some of it's good. this is fucking microwaved and mushy. this is mealy. we go with the samosas for sure. boca dia with ham and cheese versus the butcher, the butcher's box, right? cheeseburger patty.
1:02:45 pulled pork, low fry, spicy kebab on a naan. i really like this but this is gonna win. fish, chips and better sausage versus a cocktail that i must... i very rarely like to go down the line of the prices in scrandel but that is a drink that is essentially 30 canadian dollars.
1:03:20 and i just can't, that's gonna give me sticker shock for the rest of my life for sure. so i am going to go with the fish chips and battered sausage without a doubt. that's over the line. burger with coke? burger looks fine, man. the hot dog looks a little better than fine, but the burger looks fine. cottage pie with gravy that you can't see versus lobster, steak, chicken tender, and salad.
1:04:00 after it's been eaten, which is just absolutely insane, but is free. so i don't know. i mean, it's a horrible picture. absolutely. they're both god awful, but like, what is this? oh, that was the lobster, obviously. okay, this is pissing me off. because they... the lobster is uneaten, but they took a bite of the tender before they took a picture, which is so crazy. it's dishonest, man.
1:04:37 i mean, that shouldn't count! chips and gravy versus ham, mushroom and salami pizza? well, now i'm all fucking off. brugge kipkraakant with party sauce? i didn't even have to fucking know! i didn't have to look to know that that was a netherlands. something called party sauce. silly ass culinary traditions. what is this? fuck it. it's a sandwich with fried shit on it. we take it. ice cream sandwich with real bread?
1:05:21 or cheese pretzel with a krakauer sausage. i mean fuck it bro, i bet the ice cream sandwich is still good as fuck. probably gonna be that though. chicken tenders and fries with a soda 19... 19 quid mate! 19 quid 30. really? shou jio kwai? san mao? chen? bu hao. fucking bu hao bro. we take it though. oh i clicked on the wrong one, i'm sorry.
1:06:09 margherita pizza versus pie chips and gravy. the pizza looks good, don't overthink it. roast beef and gravy roll versus chicken and chips with a ketchup mayo mix sauce. chicken and chips, mate, with a ketchup mayo mix sauce. yeah, yeah, i did pretty bad today. now you won't stop? well, there's only two things you could do. you could either do a, we'd slap your mother sauce! or you can do chicken and chips with mushy peas and brown sauce.
1:06:55 how how how thanks. thanks for getting me up to speed on the stims that i left behind as well the mornings we spent off the ibuprofen the mornings we spent off the day quill while serving in the army arthur fromer write an in wrote an influential guidebook called where on five dollars a day okay, bro. maybe he was serving in japan writer rick steves is most ah about seeing rick steves with europe. that's right. i don't know i was gonna write california and
1:07:43 you could probably, a lot of people are still living off five bucks a day in japan bro. they just go to the konbini and get two onigiri and then maybe your hostel has some miso soup or something like that you just ride it out. stunt queen zoe bell legit split a flying baseball with a katana for a key shot in what 2000s film? kill bill.
1:08:09 i was going to type volume one, but i thought about from jeopardy. i thought about from jeopardy. you don't offer too much information when you don't have to because you could accidentally say something that lets them know you don't know the right answer. since they were often found hibernating in burned logs, medieval myth held that what swamp dwelling animals were immune to fire? frogs. unlike their tiger and fire cousins, axolotls are one of the non poisonous species of what amphibian?
1:08:54 and it's not frog. iguana. newts are a subgroup of what s critter whose largest species is the chinese giant? is it a fucking salamanders bro? god damn it. salamanders of course. appearing in point counterpoint, philip quarrels is a self insert character created by what author of chrome yellow?
1:09:33 before describing being on mescaline, what author invented the drug soma in his book about john the savage and lenina crown? this is curtains for zusha for me. under s. thompson? uh, brave new world is by aldous huxley. okay, i can do that. aldous huxley. following the trial of adolf eichmann, hannah arendt wrote a book she described as a report on the banality. oh, why don't you, okay, save the easiest question for last, bro.
1:10:01 of course i know all about adolf eichmann and the banality of evil, bro. nine points. salamander was the easiest one. i don't fuck with lizards, man. i don't know shit about lizards. i'll be fucking for real with you. it's not a lizard, it's an amphibian. it looks like a fucking lizard. it's got the legs come off of its body like this, and it walks like this, and it lives on branches and shit. that's a fucking lizard, bro. that's a lizard. if its eyes are like this, and it goes like this,
1:10:52 that's a lizard, okay? i don't care if it breathes outside of the water, in the water, it doesn't matter. that is a fucking lizard. so a frog is a lizard? the green frogs are lizard coated, yeah. the ones that are all sorts of different colors, they're like their own thing. squirrels? squirrels' arms and legs don't come up their body like this, bro! they're like this! that's obviously like mammalian. squirrels don't go like that. they don't go like that.
1:11:36 i think you're arguing in bad faith. saudi arabia has to have more people than paraguay. paraguay's got 2 million people. higher population weighted mean elevation. peru is literally in the mountains, bro. fuck you. less access to public schools. bakersfield is fucked up, right? never mind. more people with a humanities degree. huntsville, alabama or augusta, richmond, south carolina. it's gotta be augusta, richmond.
1:12:16 higher percentage of people employed in education. san antonio has to have a fucking huge university bro. that was a tough one today 33 27 42. yeah maybe if she's 5'1". all i'm saying is like there's two ways to classify animals okay? one way that we've defaulted to as like the lingua franca is in an evolutionary context. who is their closest common ancestor? ergo
1:12:53 frogs and lizards and salamanders end up on three different branches. and then there's what i would describe as the fucking common sense way, which is a salamander looks like a fucking iguana. ergo, they're both lizards. they're cousins as far as i'm concerned. i don't give a fuck when the mitochondrial dna split 300 million years ago or something like that. i honestly think carolus linnaeus was kind of a fucking nerd.
1:13:24 he was kind of a nerd and now we go back to phylogenetic tree and all of a sudden actually frogs are actually closer to mammals than they are to salamanders. okay use your eyes and fucking look at them. no they're not bro. they're obviously who gives a shit? a frog and a lizard look a salamander and a lizard especially they're the people confuse them all the time. what about bats and birds? they look the same? bats are closer to birds than they are to people for sure. bats are obviously closer to birds.
1:14:05 i'm not going to say they're not closer phylogenetically. phylogenetically, they used to... their genes used to coexist with the genes of the humans more than the genes of the bats or the genes of the birds, i should say. but i'm just saying, the modern day, the modern fucking day, bats and birds are close together. you find them running in the same circles. caves, trees, in the air, etc., etc. you will not fucking catch me there.
1:14:35 so i don't give a fuck how they got there. the point is, they're there now. i'm not saying evolution is not real. i'm simply saying it's like if i put two fucking identically looking soups in front of you.
1:15:00 and then you went, those soups must be similar. and then i said, actually, you fucking moron, this one is a chowder and this one is like a korean soup. and then you tasted them and they tasted identical. i'm not gonna sit here and act superior and be like, actually they inherit from different culinary traditions, okay? i would be like, you know what, fair enough.
1:15:24 one served in a bowl, one served in a duke baggie, otherwise those soups are, for all purposes, essentially identical. you're being fucking disingenuous. are katsu and chicken fried chicken the same thing? yes. yes, katsu is basically one big chicken tender, which is also a schnitzel. a chicken schnitzel, a katsu, a flat chicken tender, they're all variants of the same thing. which is closest to itself? soup salad or pasta?
1:16:09 obviously soup and salad are closer to each other than they are to pasta, than either of them are to pasta. soup and salad, because they both come from the sides slash appetizers domain. i guess it wouldn't be, it would probably be like a genus, but never had pasta salad? that's a whole different thing. that's a whole different thing. you get a pasta in a salad? well you get a pasta in a soup. there's a whole, there's a whole, i mean it's a complicated world we live in. i'm just saying instead of categorizing animals based on like
1:16:57 how much genes they share, which who gives a fuck. we should classify them based on how much they look alike. and also there, i mean i've been banging this drum for like 15 years. but i think that's more relevant to the end user's average use case. similarly, i'm fucking done with this crocodile alligator shit. stop telling me when i call something a crocodile and it's an alligator, stop telling me it's an alligator, okay? they're the same creature. flat little, well not little, but flat lizard guy with big teeth.
1:17:29 long mouth, long mouth, sharp teeth. i don't give a fuck if it's an alligator or a crocodile. you know what i fucking meant, bro. and the thing is, you correct me, you go, it's actually not an alligator, it's a crocodile. guess what, motherfucker? i don't know the fucking difference. so you're correcting me just to make yourself feel smarter. because i don't know, i don't know the difference. if you would educate me on the difference between them, that would be a different story. but instead you're just like, actually that one's a crocodile. okay, obviously i don't know the fucking difference because i didn't name it properly.
1:18:09 and even now nobody's typing it. somebody said they have longer snouts. okay, some people have longer snouts. they're still people, bro. just because you got an aquiline nose don't mean you ain't my brother. crocodiles can swim in salt water. buddy, that's... i don't think that's enough! that's enough to draw a dividing line. if they had an extra pair of legs or like a double the amount of eyeballs or something like that, that'd be a different story.
1:18:46 former monarchies of south asia, bro. 20th century in sri lanka. i'm dead ass. i want to say this is ceylon. i have no idea where that could... i guess europa universalis iv. it came from europa universalis iv. 2003 musicals? it's wicked. wicked, the untold story of the witches of oz. abundance goddesses. falcon deities? are you freya? guys, i'm kind of pogging today.
1:19:20 2000 establishments in england? yeah, i could not... wait, no, i do know this. it's the millennium bridge because i was fucking there, bro. that's not how you spell millennium. tough ass word to spell. i know all about the millennium bridge. one thing i know i said this when i came back from london, but i still... i'm very confused about the purpose of the tower bridge. i believe the tower bridge essentially sits at the east side of london on the thames and then it's a drawbridge.
1:19:49 so ships can pass. and they love to tell you, like, even still a couple of times a year they'll raise a tower bridge for ceremony and stuff like that. but the thing is, like, less than 500 meters to the west is a bridge that doesn't raise.
1:20:13 so like what's the point, like the tower, they go through all this rigamarole to raise the drawbridge and then a boat can go like an extra kilometer down the river or something like that and then it just has to turn around and go home. no, so nobody has an answer. nobody has an answer for that. okay, one bridge was built before the other.
1:20:48 probably the one without the ability to raise was built after or was built before i should say that makes sense. 2000s controversies in the united states, 2000 songs, eminem songs, horror core songs, songs about revenge, murder ballads. this is stan. i don't, this is kim, my bad. what is, this is where i tell you, i don't know what uksora side is, bro. that's when you kill your wife? doesn't he kill his wife in stan?
1:21:32 no? he doesn't treat her very well. i know for sure he'd... well, no, stan does. that wasn't him. that was stan. and they were married. okay, that's stan kills stan's wife. okay, okay. that's right. oh shit. 17th century chinese monarchs. empress... what's her name? what was her name from the game? empress wu? there we go.
1:22:09 personal name wu zhao was the only undisputed female sovereign in the history of china. how about that? that's easy, bro. 1740 works. fairy tales about shape shifting. the ugly duckling. never mind. beauty and the beast. i guess they don't shape shift in the ugly duckling. they just kind of grow up now that i think about it. stereotypes of the upper class. counterculture of the 80s. age related stereotypes. this is yuppie, right?
1:22:47 1983 in american politics, 1983 in military history, 1984 establishments in the united states. this is the star wars defense program. this is the star wars missile defense. this is the strategic defense initiative. i think you should count that. i'm not going to count it because i don't need to, but you should count it.
1:23:21 2025 animal births. 2026 in internet culture. oh wait this is punch the monkey! i was gonna say there's no way i know this but this is punch the monkey bro! of course i know about punch the monkey. we fucking mogg today too for the record. what?! they killed star wars?! love the way you lie is crazy there man. it's a 2026 meme, you're the world's foremost authority. i don't know anything about the internet anymore.
1:24:07 all i know is, i know why they call him dirk diggler. i know that, but now i don't know anything about the internet except cracked out uncle, of course, and well, piss nuke. whatever you tell me, whatever you tell me, i know about. piss nuke incoming. this is like a 330 degree angle. it's a 310, 298 degree angle, 300 degree angle.
1:24:51 dude, why is it so much harder to get 301 than it is to get 59? like, 59 is automatic. i'd probably get it in two, but 301 is like impossible. you see the guy drilling his balls shut with wooden planks? i would like to discuss a lot about this. no, i've not seen it. but shut is crazy, because i didn't know they were ever open. balls shut. it hurts to watch.
1:25:26 flashback to me being an english teacher in south korea and one of my like 11 year old students asked me if i know what the bme pain olympics are. yeah, bro. yeah, i know. but you're not supposed to know. and what's crazy to think about now is that like that kid would have been like 11 or 12 in 2010. he's literally like older than you which is fucking funny. that's crazy to think about it.
1:26:03 probably in chat. he's probably not in chat. he's probably getting like buttfucked by the korean corporate culture right now if i had to guess. he's probably working like 90 hour weeks in some south korean office with how the work life balance is there. he's probably waiting at the airport for the south korean world cup manager to get home so he can tell him to get the fuck out of the country or something. huge. and then you know what? sequence break.
1:26:52 oh, that was big. nope. oh, are you silly? i'm just gonna send it. whatever happened to that guy? we ever find out what happened to that guy? the guy used to canadian fella used to jump his lawnmower over a bunch of stuff. don't tell me he's dead. good. well, unless he actually is because that's possible. oh my fuck.
1:27:53 that was actually huge, holy cow. yeah, yeah, okay, top 12 percent, that was awesome. let me see, is this... they might say some stuff in this video, so i apologize. i don't know, i just woke up. oh, this... i forgot about this one, man. a little nap, it's a little dark, but... you guys silly? i'm still gonna send it. this is what youtube should be, man. i know you're saying like...
1:28:31 could you make it any better? nah man, i could take it down to 240 if you want but otherwise that's as good as it gets. i don't know i just woke up from a little nap it's a little dark but you guys silly? i'm still gonna send it. this is how people sound up here by the way. genuinely like i grew up with probably like 35 of a guy that is exactly like this.
1:29:07 also driving the snowmobile over the the one part of the road that's frozen is so canadian. like it's not where it's meant to be but look mother nature gave you a path man. mother nature put down a little tarmac and said go nuts.
1:29:47 well that hurt but the et still runs so round two. he's tweaked. this is what it's all about man. i forgot he eats so much shit on the second one. snow's too soft. another day another beer. snow's too soft another day another beer. oh that's my pajamas. oh thank you. we need a canadian jackass. thank you kate.
1:30:47 i just woke up from a nap, but are you silly? i'm still gonna send it. family farts, the nutty professor movie clip, 1996. sherman, i think i do remember hearing something on tv about colin cleansing. oh, man. i can't watch y'all laugh too hard. i'm gonna laugh too hard. did somebody say my name? yeah, i said your name if your name is p p p p p. oh, have you seen microwave elbow drop guy?
1:31:30 so microwave elbow drop... flying elbow drop onto microwave part six, is this it?
1:31:52 why is it taking so long to load? this is superman tv show today. this is it. wait, this is for the junk loads and juggle eggs. do not try this at home. i hope you like it. fuck. no, i can't watch that. that's too much, man. that's, that's way too much.
1:32:23 that's a good scream? i'm pretty sure he broke his arm in like five places when he fell. okay? like he... the microwave did not budge at all. yeah, we had some juggalos in ontario, i think. anyway, oh you know what dude, we not even do cut the last time, man. the fuck is wrong with me? also, i've literally never even seen this before.
1:33:06 assemble. craft your card then assemble movies using as many cards as possible. more cards equals more points. add one card of your choosing to the set before you start assembling movies. okay. craft your add one card of your choosing to the set before is this are these my cards? so i feel like this is lars and the real girl, man. 2000s the girl comedy romance ryan gosling. lars and...
1:33:39 wait, but i... oh, i pick a person. craft your card below to start playing. i don't know what i... you pick three cards? add an option of your own to the list. but what am i trying to add? how to play. every assemble puzzle gives you a set of criteria, cast crew, blah, blah, blah, shown as dots on the card. before you start, add your own card. assemble movies with combos. all right, man. all right. jim carrey.
1:34:34 starts with m, literally no movie like that exists. so i'm gonna add a decade, i'm gonna add the 1990s for jim carrey. no, i'm gonna just keep the 2000s. wait, you know, i'm gonna say 1990s. okay, now what are we gonna do? we're gonna play lars and the real girl. and then we're gonna play the mask. and then we're gonna play the majestic. and then we're gonna play crazy stupid love. and then we're gonna play half nelson.
1:35:39 and then we're gonna play liar, liar. wait, i kind of like this. 1990s with m, girl interrupted. girl also starts with m, my girl. boom. looking for this, 546 points. how did we do? the average was 497. i thought we did pretty well. leaderboard, why do i recognize all these names? we got 546, right? what the fuck, bro? what do you mean you have nine runs on the assemble today? robbie! you can keep redoing it.
1:36:28 this ain't candy stand golf, okay? it ain't like that. puzzles. critical. peak mentioned, oh the lifesavers course would go so crazy right now. me enjoying breakfast club in the jungle? more likely than you would think. jumanji, welcome to the jungle. yeah okay, literally the easiest critical of all time. you know what pisses me off?
1:37:03 and i don't think that welcome to the jungle is like deserving of five stars or whatever, but a sequel reboot which provides a fresh alternative look and feels in contrast to its predecessor while still maintaining its hokey breezy grasp on comedy? sure, why not? mvp, actor as a badass. second mvp, actor as a woman. why three stars? you wrote a four star review and then you gave it three stars because you wanted to be cool. you wanted to signal that you're too cool for jumanji even though your review indicates and betrays the fact that you loved it.
1:37:30 three stars and a heart when you wrote a four star review? come on, man. okay, they're kind of real for this one though. the original jumanji was kind of traumatizing when the kid turns into the monkey and then also when allen parrish gets melted into the floor, like the floor turns into quicksand and he's about to, he's like getting swallowed up by the quicksand and then he gets stuck in the floor because they get it fixed at the very end. and when that guy is going to shoot him,
1:38:14 for real, man. for real. also, if you ever watch the vhs tape from like 1995 to 1998, they always loved to brag. they were like, this shit is built for your sound system. then they played the scene with all the rhinos stampeding through the house. they love to play that shit, man. we gotta do cut though. are there any other dolls that i have forgotten today? of the ones that i always play, of the ones that i always play, t, we'll do bandle at the end. yeah, yeah. what the fuck? okay, so this is obviously 50 50.
1:39:07 because this is like 80 20. and that's insane. this is like 90 10. this is 50 50. oh my god. that's horrific. it's not even close. gamdol? gamdol? gamdol. gamdol. roulette gets one free respin today. feel bad for anyone who splits a chicken nugget with you? you don't split a single chicken nugget, that's insane. you split an even number of nuggets in the box. chicken nuggets are a two bite food. you can't split it.
1:40:10 there's seven, not for mcdonald's. unless they gave you, you ordered a six and they gave you one piece, sometimes it happens. someone in the kitchen said take this job and shove it. okay, we got a thousand chips. i'm in for, i'm in for 500. oh, i got a stand on 15 showing two. yeah, okay, that's huge. we put a thousand in. i have to hit on 14. devastating, devastating news. go back to 500.
1:40:52 double. 13 we hit. 17 we stand. motherfucker. motherfucker, man. texas hold'em, i'm all in. 4 and a 5, now we're talking. yeah, i'll raise you if i could. i'm all in. a check. we literally have a flush draw. i'm all in. i raise you. i got a flush. we go one more time, i'm all in.
1:41:33 i got 21. oh, i'm not playing blackjack anymore. that's not necessarily good. we still got a flush draw. whatever. two fucking pair, i'll raise you. mogged. okay. i mean, we gotta, if we wanna be up there on the leaderboards, we gotta go all in, bro. canada day, it's the first of the month. i always bet on number one. re spin. we were close. three!
1:42:29 yeah, yeah, a lot of people out here at zero with me. oh, you just gotta laugh. you just gotta laugh.