My god, that's Tammy's music (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 i see house carl's from the war of the roses, 100%. 100%. i'm thinking that this is monty python and the quest for the holy grail. i'm thinking it's the lawrence of arabia. spartacus, probably spartacus. that's rome, man. oh shit, it's the life of brian. my bad, my bad, mr. chapman. it's the life of brian. i know you too.
0:41 no, you too. i think i know that guy too. i really thought the last scene would be them on the crucifixes, but maybe they didn't want the smoke. holy grail. i mean, at least i was in good company. the full monty's kind of crazy. gladiator 2's crazy. no spoilers, i haven't seen the first one yet. just kidding, i'm 37. during the 1991 season, this qb led washington to a 14 2 record before earning super bowl mvp honors. orrin moon. absolutely no idea. anyone know that one?
1:45 doug williams, mark ripien. it does feel like there's a crypto miner on the webpage. i don't know if they can do that. like, i don't know if that's how that works, but the knicks lost to the lakers in 1999. nope. during the golden knights inaugural season, they defeated this team in five games in the western conference finals. pardon me. i'm going to say the ducks. ducks were kind of, well, maybe that's when the rebuilds started. tough, tough, man.
2:27 wasn't the canucks, i'll tell you that, for a lot of reasons. one being we were asked, the other one being we've only played in the playoffs once and we won, which is fucking crazy. i don't know why the rest of the league finds it so difficult. no, wait, we lost, didn't we? didn't we lose in game seven? never mind, never mind. they're pretty good. they're pretty good. yeah, i have no idea, man. it sucks.
2:59 was it the demko series? uh, you're not a ball nower. demko doesn't play a series. he might play game 1 and game 2 before he tears his acl. who was the u.s. vice president during the reagan administration? dan quayle, bro. no, it's george h.w. bush, my bad. i'm off my ball today. this, on the other hand, is john malkovich and glenn close. that's... i got that one locked down. what the... j.k. simmons? j.k. simmons and glenn close? that's not... that could be ron howard, man! that could be ron howard!
3:41 again, my ass beat. pizza by the foot was a three foot long rectangular pizza introduced by pizza hut. oh, fuck. giancarlo esposito had a breakout role playing gustavo fring on this cable drama. yeah, man, that's break. thank you. that's breaking bad. matt damon was a cia assassin in the movie jason bourne. born in 1965, bjork is from what country? wow, it's tough one, man.
4:14 whatever. it looks like a fucking tasty patisserie. 5% on the nhl question is legit, man. get me off. oh, the jets. really? get me off of this fucking website. stealing my damn session data. mm hmm. when there's a basil. things that come in a pair. a pennant, a medal, a ring. things you get for winning a sporting event. you get a point. is that insane? you get a point? a focus, a subject, a concern.
5:10 and a point. what is the main thrust of a topic? a matter at hand. a cup, a stanley cup, bro. things you get when you win the championship of a major sport. listen. twins. enlist. can't help but notice these are all, they all have exactly the same letters. 80s comedies?
5:45 just 80s comedy films? 80s comedy? alright man, 80s comedies. fair enough. it's that easy. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. have they changed up more or less, man? what's more, google searches? goofy or narcissist? say narcissist? gotta be like about two years old to be searching goofy. narcissist or leprechauns? i'm gonna say narcissist. leprechauns or boston bombing? i should say leprechauns.
6:44 like christianity? no, boston bombing is this. i'm sorry, more or less. i just, i don't believe you. i don't believe you that boston bombing has, well, it could have more searches than christianity, but i'm telling you, christianity does not have 246,000 searches a month. there's no shot at like 50 million searches a month. well, superpowers must, well, this one is less disreputable to me. up next, spotify streams. lord clears the cranberries on spotify.
7:21 honestly, okay, respect. it's the most popular band in the world. they've even got an amish guy in it. i didn't know the cranberries had that kind of legacy. more power to them, unfortunate click, but it's got to be done. go ahead and ... i'm not going to go ahead and lose that one. it's my bad. also, i thought their name was triple red the whole time. now that i see it in this font, i see that it's trippy red.
7:50 honestly, i mean, i don't know trippie redd, but i'm going to say i probably, gun to my head, would rather listen to everything they've ever done than listen to a single bon jovi song in my entire life. because i've already heard all of them 10,000 times against my will. but i do think that bon jovi is going to have more spotify plays for sure. movie ratings, now we're talking. catch me if you can should be a little bit above the force awakens.
8:26 up will probably be a little bit above that. this is a tough one for me. i think it's gonna be close. i'm gonna say the wolf of wall street gets the three hour movie debuff on imdb and it's 8.2 or something. i clicked on the one that i had it inverted as i often do. my bad, y'all. yeah, well at least the last two are kind of automatic. prices? oh shit.
9:08 the oldest original bookbinding in existence from the year 698 or like a broken chair that she wrote two books in a broken chair i'm not i'm not just doing this to virtue single it looks like shit i wrote harry potter we know we know we know you wrote harry potter it says griffin door on the damn chair
9:35 you may not really don't judge me by what you see what it's got to be the oldest book in existence, man. okay, i mean, this is awesome. i think it's gonna be the chair. that's really cool, though. world's largest cat painting. i don't think anyone i don't think a painting being large indicates that it's valuable. i'm gonna go with the whoa. nevermind, man. illinois shaped cornflake.
10:15 i don't think that's pictured. i think this is like a stock image, but let me tell you, this one has a certain illinois type quality to it. let's go with the world's largest cap painting, of course. pwnus wagner baseball card. it's like the most expensive baseball card in the world. creepy, yeah. oh shit. miles from earth to the moon or teeth a snail has? i'd be really surprised if a snail had like 80,000 teeth. well, you know what? i was off by like the same amount of boat direction.
10:54 both directions. xbox gamer score goes way higher than 25,000. that's a given. i'm gonna guess there's probably not 2.1 million floors in the burj khalifa. that shit would stretch from here to the moon. can you imagine getting in the elevator and hitting like floor 1,972,000? and then the fucking fire alarm goes off. oh man. countries that have never won an olympic medal?
11:29 there's gotta be more floors in the burj khalifa, man. mars moons? gotta be countries that have never... when the dole has a distribution at the end of it, you were cooking with this one. i still... and it's not your fault. i'm not sure that the google searches one works just because i cast aspersions on the validity of the data. i don't know where you're getting the data from and i don't trust it.
12:17 i don't trust it. i believe there's way more than a quarter million people searching christianity. more than leprechauns, man. who the fuck is searching leper? i mean, i don't know what their deal is either, but still. because what you're saying is like everybody already knows about it. but the corollary to that, if your fucked up world view made sense, then you're telling me that the least popular things in the world would have the most searches. because people would be like, oh,
13:04 something i've never heard of let me search that up when really the most popular thing to search in the world is like mickey mouse coca cola lebron james all one word with no spaces between them. that's right suki's mini samosa trio 26 pieces three flavors of samosa 26 pieces suki you fucking devil that's not divisible by three so now
13:47 i slipped into the kamala impression a little bit there. so now i'm going to have two lunches of nine somosas and one lunch with eight somosas. it doesn't go anywhere after that. it doesn't go anywhere after that. it's not your best, but you know, you knew what i was going for. you knew what i was going for. i think this is 1499 canadian reduced to 1199 for the us market.
14:34 damn, i gotta check vcbe. is the us dollar okay? why don't they make it easily divisible? not to corpo stand, but like suki is probably making like 7% margins or something like that. and then if they add one more samosa, that's like 4% down the drain. what they should have done is had 13 different flavors of samosa so that you could have two lunches of 13 samosas, one with each flavor
15:15 and then instead of it being a three lunch pack, it would be a two lunch pack and you'd buy 50% more of suki's somosis if they really wanted to fucking screw you and reward you. let's say shells, bro. congo, warmer. 1200 kilometers away. lesotho, unfortunate. tunisia, central african republic. that's right there, huh?
16:18 kenya? oh, it's over here then. okay, this is good. i can do stuff over here. this could be benin. oh shit! yeah! and now can i recommend a doll to you? it's called geogrid. this is not, you're not evil for this. you're not evil for not knowing something. but at the same time ignorance is not a defense. we've been doing the dolls so long people are recommending dolls that we used to do but don't do because i don't like them. no, it's not, you're not evil. geogrid's perfectly fine.
16:51 this doesn't uh, doesn't titillate me as much as some of the other ones. we have circled all the way around. wait a minute. this is prince edward island, bro. you're fucking... you're denmark? you're denmark. you're denmark 100%. yeah, yeah. what's this little piece doing over here? is this gautland?
17:28 were you ever a tradal guy? i was a tradal guy, but tradal started pissing me off because i prefer when there's no bias introduced in the selection process. so like in world law, you're just as likely to get the united states of america as you are to get the solomon islands. but tradal was like consistently
17:52 for months just pulling countries that were like, hey, the total trade that they do, their total exports are like $106 million and the main thing they export is coconut husks. and i got to the point where i was like, well, i just can't keep doing this, man. you need to, at some point, i've done all the pacific island nations that export 75 grand worth of cuttlefish a year.
18:22 every once in a while you gotta throw in like an italy or something like that just to break up the monotony. damn, july 4th, 2014. that's when battleship came out. $175 million, week two, and it's paramount. but it's not top gun, which is the only thing i associate with paramount. it's a transformers movie. it's the age of ext... okay, it is the age of extinction. fair enough, man.
19:08 is this the one with... is it peter dinklage? peter dinklage is the evil robot who... doesn't he have a funny last word or something like that? i can't remember. peter griffin. i'm not even going to fucking lie to you. when i went out for my anniversary dinner with my wife, i seriously, i had on a white polo shirt
19:38 like forest green pants and brown shoes. and i was like, it's too late to change, man. it's okay. i can't, i can't change. i'm just going to hope nobody notices that i'm dressed like peter griffin. it was so peter griffin coded. he's ruined the whole outfit for me just by existing melissa mccarthy, 2014 pre ghostbusters could be a spy angle, comedy. interesting. it'd be an identity thief angle.
20:13 could be the heat angle. she hit the road. the road hit back. susan sarandon, kathy bates, her burger joint employee. bad day keeps getting worse. she wrecks her car, loses her job and finds out her husband's been unfaithful. it's time to... tammy. i have no idea, honestly, man. i'm not familiar with tammy, to be honest.
20:55 why does the poster has like the breaking bad filter on top of it, which is taking me out. there's no way tammy strikes the same tone as a vince gilligan tv show just because it came out in 2014. they gave it the breaking bad columbia pictures starring jonah hill 2014. oh, it's 22. it's 33 jump street. it's 22 jump street. my name a jeff. great movie, man. my name a jeff. let's go.
21:37 my name of jeff mentioned. i got to see the chinese dub when he says my name of jeff. like what do you think in the chinese dub of 22 jump street, what do you think he replaces jeff with? if anything, and also what kind of voice do you think he does? you think he just goes, watch out jeff. you think he just does something like that? it's the wrong tone. bro channing tatum hits the wrong tone when he says my name of jeff. that's why it's funny. eric bana.
22:27 a crime movie you haven't seen true evil. troubled cop sarchie fails to find a rational explanation for bizarre crimes. however, his eyes are open to a frightening alternate reality when renegade jesuit priest mendoza convinces him that demonic possession may be to blame for the gruesome murders? deliver us from the devil.
22:56 devil, devil, deliver us from, from d from i'm freaking out. d from deliver us evil. devil or us, devil or us. japan droids mentioned. crazy man. 20th century fox was popping though with jay baruchel. this is the end. now we're talking peak cinema. oh shit. it's how to train your dragon to a.
23:28 how to train your dragon to a sorry, not peak cinema. my bad y'all. he's not top billing in this is the end. i think you'll find that they do the credits in order of appearance to give it an egalitarian flat valve style system. and jay barrichel is the first person who appears on the screen. so i do believe that he's first billed in in this is the end. canadian bias. i thought i saw a big spider on my wall, but i think i might just be developing a cataract.
24:12 or maybe my peripheral vision got so good that i can see the edge of my headphone through my peripheral vision. well, i'll keep an eye on that. if you turned your eyes like 180 degrees, would you see the inside of your eye sockets? or would like, i guess i don't know what the alternative would be. has anyone ever tried it? there's no light reaching in there. surely if you opened up like wide enough, you could get some light in there.
25:04 because people get like eye infections and i'm pretty sure bacteria is bigger than like photons. maybe i have to ask beer really quick.
25:23 two really good movies. isn't this the easiest one? wait, i can do this. i just can't do this with swanky yet. because christian bale is in terminator salvation, then you just take that to arnold, the terminator dark fate. but like, okay, knowing that, wait, i fucking know you. who the fuck are you? let's swanky it up here. who the fuck are you? because i know you. that's emily watson from punch drunk love, of course. okay, well you go emily watson to punch drunk love.
25:53 to adam zandler, no to philip seymour hoffman, to fucking fargo, to fucking big lebowski, to fucking steve buscemi, to fargo, to francis, to nomadland, to swanky, to nomadland, to david. and then you take david out, we're trying to get to terminator dark fate, which i'm assuming has linda hamilton in it. and also,
26:26 arnold schwarzenegger who arnold schwarzenegger, of course famous for kindergarten cop amongst other things scroy did the classic scroll when you don't know what you're looking for. how am i gonna guess linda hamilton? i only know her from terminator movie who else is in dark fate. is this the amelia? i don't know. i don't know movies that amelia clark's been in so i guess you're going through arnold if you're going through arnold and
27:08 hang on, i have something. bradley cooper. just give me a second. bradley cooper. okay, work with me. hurricane of fun, the making of wet hot. paul rudd. paul rudd to anchorman, to seth rogen, to funny people.
27:33 no, paul rudd to seth rogen back to anchorman to paul rudd to i love you man to lou ferrigno to pumping iron which stars arnold schwarzenegger who's in dark f and yeah! that's how you fucking do it. that is how you fucking do it. i've seen pumping iron by the way. you don't need to watch it.
28:13 shortest is two is crazy. brother, i did the shortest. i did it in my head. i did it in my head at the start of the segment. you said through arnold? oh yeah, you can use linda hamilton or you could use arnold. arnold's in terminator salvation 2. i fucking see that. i saw it in theaters. unfortunately, it sucks. it's really bad. if you're going to the movie theater in summer 2008, save yourself some time. just go see the hangover. don't buy a ticket.
29:05 don't buy a ticket for terminator salvation. you don't need to see it. worst movie you've ever seen in the theater? transformers 2 is really bad. zach braff's garden state follow up, the last kiss. x3, the last stand. i've seen a lot of movies i didn't really like in the theater. iron man 2 is, i mean, it's not great. it's not that bad. probably some shit that i watched when i was a kid, to be honest. tom cruise wore the world's worst movie you've seen in theaters?
29:56 bro, that's crazy. like the movie's not bad. it's steven spielberg. that movie's good. not great, but it's good. batman versus superman, that checks out. megalopolis? i honestly think you gotta go back on that, because megalopolis, you can only see it in theaters, man. or i guess maybe on plex. yeah, okay, i did see cowboys versus aliens in theaters. that was, i mean, literally not my choice, but ah shit, wait, there's a lot of bad ones.
30:30 on a date in high school i saw the reboot of when a stranger calls, like february 2006. that was pretty stupid. also not my choice. darkness falls, the slasher movie where the tooth fairy's the devil.
30:51 saw that at a birthday party. call it clerks 2. clerks 2 is so... you're surfacing memories that i've surfaced, but you're resurfacing them and i appreciate it. clerks 2 is just not a good movie going experience for me. it was one of those... it really was... i'm glad that matt johnson has typified it within nirvana, the band, the show, the movie. it was kind of like, i'm in the wrong timeline. why is everybody laughing at all this donkey stuff? like i'm
31:21 18 years old, i'm an 18 year old boy, i'm seeing clerks too and i'm the only person that doesn't think this donkey stuff is like the funniest thing they've ever heard in their entire lives? like what's going on? unremitting. adjective meaning not remitting, constant, incessant. damn, she's fucking, she means business today. problem. a noun meaning a question. skeleton. a noun. handyman. a noun meaning a person.
31:52 i know you are the handy father a noun meaning a man wattage a noun meaning amount of power we're not getting that one wrong joists a noun meaning moose a noun meaning a light spongy food usually containing cream vegetation a noun meaning plant life breathing hackneyed an adjective meaning lacking in freshness or originality any questions parenthetical an adjective meaning of relating to
32:25 adjutant, a noun meaning a stack new slave the spire character leaked swankiest adjective meaning characterized by show. damn, wait a second now we're now what if swanky was a rapper? of all the swankies i am the most swankiest that's awesome. pasha, a adjective meaning of or relating to easter. pasha, a adjective meaning of or relating to easter. corporate
32:56 adjective meaning wake up wake up. it's the 26th of the month. okay, so checks income. the speller we need spellcheck mandarin, bro. i need opinion keyboard stat. they have it no shot no shot. they've invented that. this is beef bergen young. this is duck.
33:39 duck, rice, soy sauce, ginger, spring, onion, star anise. oh man. i mean for a guy like me, this is a little duck rice. what the fuck? what the fuck, man? what the fuck? every southeast asian country! it's every country in southeast asia! yeah, i'd eat it. crab pizza? this is crazy, man. they got them arranged like they're summoning something. see this? this looks...
34:41 a little bit more practical. this looks crazy. shrimps, spinach, okra, garden eggs. nigeria? i have no idea, man. warm. to the northwest. algeria? a pra pra pra n sa. a pra pra n sa. doesn't sound french, but could it be senegalese nonetheless? or could it be from mali? could it be from... could it be from... from nigeria it's to the west.
35:25 syria to the south, mali to the south. could it be from senegal? could it be from ghana? okay, we get there. sure, man, whatever. i'll try the crab summoning circle. this is dongshimi, bro, from south korea. okay, well, listen, naba kimchi and dongshimi appear very similar. i love a dongshimi, don't get me wrong. yeah, i've eaten it 100 times. fake korean?
36:01 you're so lucky i don't remember what the word for small is in korean or i would be calling you that chingu and telling you don't worry about it young pup but i only know joakim okay only note i think joakim chingu is not what i'm looking for because that means we're a little bit friends which we the fuck aren't by the way depending on who wrote that at least forgot we have to go to the plate off so if it was anything but
36:41 one of the worst plates of central european food i think i've ever seen in my life. it would be the easiest pick of all time. but the two gherkins and the crinkle cut beets with the herring and the fried egg on top of the gruel is so crazy. what is this, man? conical cake? sure, it's probably tasty as fuck, man. chicken pastel. that's an easy one.
37:15 asara, it's gonna be fried cheese, man. cepelinae, it's like some kind of food in a gravy. looks pretty tasty. versus bannock. bannock's pretty fucking good too. potatoes, mixed potatoes with potato. baltic cuisine. first, grate and drain potatoes, then combine the mixture with potato flour. that's crazy, man.
37:49 i believe it though. fair enough, fair enough. mie kokuch versus... anything from italy? never mind. my bad. that's tripe, isn't it? i made a huge mistake. so this looks awesome. this is a donut. i've literally never seen this before in my life. sweet pastry resembling a delicious cross between a cinnamon bun and a donut. famously crowned with a bright pink icing. apparently it's thunder bay cuisine. i mean, i would eat it, but
38:25 never been to thunder bay award. if they wanted me to go there, they shouldn't have put it so far fucking north. and then you know what's crazy? is you realize you're living in the parts of ontario where like people actually live, where like it's habitable for human beings. it's like a 19 hour drive to thunder bay.
38:43 and then that's like where manitoba starts, man. just to give you some idea. just to give you a little idea of how fucked up you can get in the prairies. that's where manitoba starts. come on, man. be serious. 96% for the marble cooking? cucumber sandwich versus pickles. pickled vegetables? cucumber sandwich is legitimately not that bad.
39:20 all right, i should have followed my instincts, man. yeah, we're gonna go with stolen on that one. basivan kebab be or i mean a guy like me could start to pronounce this so i don't know. it looks pretty fucking good though. this this piece right here if you ignore the rest of the image and you just keep this. this is what the hotbar at whole foods looks like if you show up after like 1102am.
39:46 it's just bones in sauce, man. i don't know who the evil motherfuckers are that are going in there and chopping it up with the slotted spoon, making sure they get no bones and only leaving bones for the other customers, which is crazy. this shit is gonna piss me off because a donut is one of the most perfect foods ever made. okay, it gets over the anti american bias. i get my ass beat in the food department today. tien tien chuan. tien tien chuan.
40:30 what's with montreal's hate for public trash cans? oh, so when montreal does it, you resent it, but when tokyo does it, you think it's based? not even fucking with you? i'd rather have the gyro. the gyro looks good as fuck. both look fine, but the gyro looks good as fuck. steak and cheese pride? it looks pretty fucking good, man. that's a pizza for one, but it looks pretty fucking good.
41:10 turkey, salt, beef, carrot, potato, turnip, cabbage, strawberry, pudding, and gravy for five pounds thirty five. i mean this looks good as fuck. this is the kind of shit i was eating like twice a week when i was a kid. and i was like, why am i chubby? it's like, because i'm having like boiled beef, mashed potatoes, and gravy stuffing in like four dinner rolls every monday and thursday. still, i go with this. i'm not even mad. that's fine. that's cooked with love. yeah, don't even do you what?!
41:45 five pieces of chicken with chips. easiest pick of my life. breakfast wrap. a hockey porky bowl. the type of thing you can only order in a british accent. or it's really just a glob. it's disgusting, but i believe that it tastes awesome. this at least has some air to... you can breathe. it's claustrophobia inducing.
42:28 i would eat this. i love a sausage roll, but i would never look at it like that. this is, i'll tell you right off the bat, i know we've done this before. this is from rogers arena. this is from the vancouver canucks game because this is the biodegradable container that they serve you at the triple o's at rogers arena. and it's in canada. this is canucks green right here. this is at gate like 316.
42:58 um, both insulting this more insulting just due to the price to scratch. okay, whatever man i guess you're the beer the factor in 14 pounds for the beer tomatoes not real picture of a tomato burger and chips much better man. it's got to be the hawk burger. i don't even know why i was thinking about it this is looks like the fella from prometheus that they'd done woke up cheeseburger with pickle
43:34 2115 or toad in the hole? i mean, toads been there for a while looking at the state of things but double sausage egg and hash brown muffin looking pretty tasty versus the chicken quarter kick fries. french fries, popcorn, chicken, buffalo sauce, cheese sauce, ranch green onion, tomatoes. yeah. but this looks really good.
44:19 oh, it's not even close. it wasn't even close. that was not supposed to be daniel plainview. that was supposed to be the costco guys, but it begs the question, what if the costco guys were daniel plainview? i drink your double chunk chocolate cookie. costco guys, not to be the guy who makes everything into his current special interest, costco guys kind of have their own tonal language to them, don't they? i don't know if they have the four tones, but they got a few, like double
44:59 double chunk. that's more of like a tone for chalk chocolate tone to cookie double job. costco double chunk chocolate cookie. i think i'm, i think we're fucking onto something man. cookies, tone for cookie. yeah. costco double chunk chocolate cookie. what happened to the rizzler?
45:40 rizzler got to be damn near in the ninth grade by now, right? i imagine they have to still be doing stuff, but are they still in the consciousness or are they taking a breather? they were on aew last night. all three? must be kind of crazy to be like aj and big justice. and i feel like i need to tell you again, big justice is the smaller one.
46:15 aj is the adult and big justice is the child. i see a lot of people getting that confused. but like their fates are intertwined forever now. they can't get rid of the rizzler. the rizzler, honestly, he could start driving a really hard bargain. he could have a fucked up rider that says like no green m&ms in the green room or something like that. what are they going to do? get rid of the rizzler? you're exactly, he's the draw. he's the draw, man. something to think about. damn, i haven't played thrice in a while.
46:59 he's in the fifth grade next year? no shot, no shot. the rizzler was born in 2016? he fucking is in the fifth grade next... are you telling me that the fucking... when the rizzler got popular, he was like seven years old? yes, yes, yes. what the fuck? he was seven? i thought he was 10 for sure. i didn't think he was 14, but i thought he was 10 maybe. he was eight going on talk shows. that's so insane going.
47:52 that's wild, man. he's a damn baby in some of his tiktoks. like a literal baby, right? a literal baby? the brachiocephalic trunk, the left common carotid, and the left subclavian are branches of the arch named for what specific body part? esophagus. originating in the left ventricle, what foot long artery branches into the iliac arteries just above the pelvis? the inferior, the superior vena cava.
48:41 with a name that's 60% vowels, it's the aorta, y'all. chloe bennet, dove cameron, and yenna perot were set to star in a live action version of what show that launched in 1998? charmed? three ladies show from 1998? i'm gonna say it's charmed? princess morbucks, fuzzy lumpkins, and him did battle with what animated trio created by professor utonium? the powerpuff girls? the powerpuff girls didn't.
49:18 professor yuto, is it only the man with the giant hat spilled the chemical x in the vat? in greek myth, the hero cadmus brought the alphabet to greece during his quest to find what missing sister and mother of king minos? a cube. jupiter's smallest galilean moon is named after what e woman who got kidnapped by zeus in the form of a white bull? eros? what mythical princess is the namesake of
50:00 europa. yeah, that makes more sense. that makes a lot more sense. offering day is another name for what holiday that occurs on the same day as the christian festival of st. stephen? am i crazy to think that sounds like fucking christmas? you offer gifts? a banking... oh, it's probably fucking boxing day, bro. boxing day. clyde is the round eyed robot in the logo for discord. yeah, that's for sure. if you see him, something's gone wrong, man.
50:39 i'm howling at the moon. rip yeti's still trying to do the gnash bits in the crystal right now. who's wumpus then? wumpus is the creature. clyde is the... clyde's like, he's got kind of that energy. wumpus strikes me more like... clyde is more like... if that helps. sort, oh here we go. sort these wikipedia articles by the number of all time page views they've received starting with the most.
51:30 well, there's one thing that's guaranteed. world war ii has more views lifetime than world war i. i think this is a little more niche. i think there's... are you... i'm being dead ass with you. i think barack obama might be number one. i think it's possible people don't give a fuck, man. oh, shit. motherfucker. list of deaths by year, maybe? list of deaths by year? most viewed of the six? that's crazy.
52:22 films last? well i knew like you know probably like at least 25 million of those are from me. actually i've been to all these pages probably 10,000 times each. checking every day to see if my name's on it? that's good tech. barack obama too? barack obama too? no! i mean you know it would probably be a might not be perfect but perfect is the enemy of pretty good i guess. good take it step by step.
53:13 higher percentage of people who are black. give me montgomery, alabama. higher snowfall. oh shit. which province is this, guys? close to north korea. you're getting some snow, man. yao ning sheng. higher percentage of workers employed as law enforcement workers, including supervisors. more cops. i gotta feel like it's arizona. more adults with a mobility disability.
53:47 gilbert town? what's miami? the part where you can't feel a drip on the strip? it's a trip? the place where you only came for two days of playing, but every time i come, i always wind up staying? oh, i didn't think old people lived in miami though. i thought it was all aspiring soundcloud rappers. i thought they lived in like boca raton or something like that. fuck gilbert town. i can see by what you carry that you fucking come from gilbert town.
54:23 bigger houses? man, i don't know. sure, i got it. wait, what's the median age in florida? 103. okay, i thought you were being facetious. unless that you have like a citation for that. so it might actually be 67, which is awesome. time to switch your brain on. 1935 deaths. 20th century german women scientists who are women inventors, who are women mathematicians, who are women physicists.
55:11 who emigrated from the kingdom of bavaria to the united states, who emigrated from nazi germany to the united states, who were physicists, who were scientists, who were women scientists, who were women inventors. mary curie. okay, well i just don't know you, fair enough. she got on the, what's the name of that guy on? name of that guy on tiktok. librarian, you probably know who i'm talking about already.
55:45 his name is something like professor frankenstein. he watches bates motel on his little two inch tv that's powered by gasoline. he built his own x ray. dr. parkenstein, that's it. she's kind of got, i've got to introduce you to someone because i think you and dr. parkenstein, you could share the wardrobe for one. 2000s fashion established in colorado, which are clogg's shoes. this has got to be crocs.
56:27 2020 singles in american dance pop from chapel rowan. this is pink pony club. 19th century british letter writers. so it's just the guy. it's just a person. he was 58, buried at westminster abbey. okay, he was doing some shit. people from kent. how the fuck would i know, man? writers of gothic fiction. mary shelley's husband. writers from the london borough of camden. english social reformers.
57:08 fuck it, bro. you look like william henry wadsworth, who's probably american. oh, charles dickens. oh, i've heard of him. i've heard of charles dickens. 20th century lgbtq people. actors died in 1985. are you rock hudson? we win those. any day of the week, we fucking win those. can i say that's two fucking ally questions i've gotten right? never call me into doubt ever again.
57:50 1998 establishments in england who are alternative hip hop groups who are animated. the first 100% correct answer in catfishing just dropped. 21st century american academics who are american women writers and british women writers. so they might be a man who writes women of any nationality. 1971 births who have translated homer. i don't know, bro. marge.
58:23 i have no idea. emily wilson, i will learn everything about you when parker posey plays you in a movie, okay? when parker posey plays you in a movie, i will learn everything about you. i'm not disrespecting you. i'm eager. when that movie comes out and then eight years later it ends up on the criterion collection, i will add it to my watch list and watch it, okay? anarchist symbols, cats as pets, industrial workers of the world culture, luck, witchcraft,
58:58 what is a black cat? black cat, okay. 1674 establishments in north america. they were really establishing and dis establishing it like non stop, man. outermost regions of the european union. like french guiana? in the british west indies. french guiana. guadaloupe! they're really close, man. 20th century fox films i'm locking in from 1952.
59:49 i'm locking out. mexican revolution films, english language, biographical drama films from 1952 about coup d'etats, films about poncho via directed by ilia kazan. i'm just gonna say the alamo, see how it goes. viva zapata. i know via chicago by wilco, that's about as far as i know, man. there's a big fucking drop off today and i'm on the right side of it, that's all i can say.
1:00:24 a lot of strong opinions on ilia kazan in the chat. i get it, i get it man. i don't know what's going on. i have no idea. oh, okay, we got some quick ones. 63. 67! 69. 68. they knew what they were doing. motherfucker, man. motherfucker. you think liz phair was going home via chicago and stratford on guy? of course, of course she was!
1:01:07 i was flying in, thank you for the layup by the way. i was flying into chicago at night watching the, i mean there's like, it's just very verbose. there's like 30 songs on the album. cut me some slack. it took an hour, maybe a day. i know that much. it was today our daily hole. what happened to my browser, man? is the internet okay? 8 fps gaming?
1:02:03 i'm gonna find out like i have a tab open that's just been playing a gif over and over. it's been playing like the same gif from the office for like two and a half days straight just eating more and more ram. i do think, and i mean this sincerely, i feel like it's possible that something fundamental on the internet broke on like saturday because i do feel like every website has been worse not just in the browser but which would isolate this to my computer but also on my phone.
1:02:44 and this is out of the house, in the house, like network not known. network changing i should say. like something's been broken, man. where's my daily puzzles, man? take me to critical. what the hell? no, don't take me to original. the cine 2 nerdle, you've changed the app and now i don't know, my muscle memory's gone.
1:03:15 it did. credit card processing was down that day too. i fucking knew it, because my samsung pay was not working with clover point of sale machines. and now, as a result of that, i don't feel comfortable leaving the house without having a physical credit card anymore. for a long time, i was living wild and free, just taking my phone, knowing that i'm good for it. but ever since clover and samsung fucked up their handshake, now i feel like i gotta take a fuck ass european style carry all everywhere.
1:03:46 i feel way less free and easy, especially when i'm on the damn bike, bro! now i'm on the bike and every two pedals i got poom, poom, poom. my bag's hitting me. nintendo really went and based the entirety of breath of the wild around this movie, huh? comes in by richard linklater. i know it ain't picnic at hanging rock, let's put it that way. expected fewer severed limbs... you know what, green knight? avatar, who are you? i'm you with real
1:04:41 thematic depth and thought provoking nuance. edit, never mind, avatar rules. most helpful letterbox review. a rousing, majestic, expansive, and creative work by director. title is an amalgamation of boundless story and a genius animation. classical story, a wide range of themes that shift and change as new revelations come to life. my thinking is this could be the wild robot, even though it post dates breath of the wild.
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1:05:55 people leaving like three star reviews of the gray man, which deserves zero stars by the way. and then the review just says like two daddies and a baddie or some shit like that. so fucking irritating. number one makes it so easy. well, i haven't played breath of the wild or seen princess mononoke. i hope that helps. so you can understand why i might be a little bit in the dark on that one. it's a good movie. i've heard that. i've heard that it comes from a studio with a certain degree of
1:06:34 reputation. chad, i introduced my mom to cut la and i swear to you, i watched her look at a fucked up shape. she cut it in the most fucked up way possible and got 50 50. so i must get some of this shit from my dad. like she literally like looked at it for like three seconds and then went like, and i was like, oh no, oh, she's going to be so sad. and then it was like, like confetti was flying out of the screen and shit.
1:07:12 okay, let's start let's start with from brass tacks man this is like very close to 5050 because you have to realize the bats are not all the same size the left bat is the biggest so even though there's more bat also there's more hole on the left which means we need to go a little bit more to the right but not much i'd love to i'd love to just know the decimal point. i'd love to know the decimal point man
1:07:51 my mom would have 50 50'd and she would have cut it like that too, which is insane. mom mogs you? she mogs me in a lot of things. holy cow, it starts playing automatically? you know what this sounds like immediately? it sounds like, we live in cities that people see on screens. we're on a nananam. okay, i got a slash marker. vandal. cut it out of the vod.