The thumbnails are getting crazy out there (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 they are daily dolls. i think this is the da vinci code, man. and i've only seen the da vinci code once, which is like half a time too many. but i'm pretty sure that they're like under the louvre right now. and this is the da vinci code. nope, not the da vinci code. this is ryan gosling. i would recognize that jaw anywhere. not 100% sure. movie where ryan gosling goes to prison? drive? nope.
0:32 is this the fucking gray, man? don't fucking start with me, man. what a piece of shit. what a fucking piece of garbage. who is it? i was glazing somebody. well, i appreciate frame giving me the assist today. i was glazing somebody because i think they...
0:52 left a comment on a review of mine and i went to their profile and one of their reviews was of the gray man and they gave it like one star and i was like i can't be taking issue with this individual. this individual is a real motherfucker because every other review was like two and a half stars
1:13 two daddies and a baddie, right? because it has chris evans and ryan gosling and ana de armas in it. giving this a one star is the easiest path to honesty that you can have in the world of cinema. what a piece of shit, man. do not watch this. do not waste your time. i know i am one movie away. brother, i print and scan. honestly, i have like ad block in my brain because i don't even see it anymore.
1:48 i don't even see it anymore. i am one movie away from a hundred. i don't know what i'm gonna watch tomorrow, but i'll tell you one thing. it might be a hundred minutes long instead of 90. what qb got taken second overall in the same draft where myles garrett went number one? joe burrow? after being part of two finals runs with the warriors, harrison barnes signed with this western conference team. the lakers. what european country did spain defeat in the 2010 world cup final? i actually should know this.
2:30 that was waka waka, this time for africa. spain defeated portugal in like the quarters. did they defeat the netherlands? that sounds right. dude, arian robin was doing crazy aura for bald guys back in 2010. the fact that i went bald like a year and a half before this world cup, that world cup saved me. i appreciated that.
2:59 gilbert chandler and peoria. yeah, that's from illinois also could be the cast of there's two there's two peoria's. yep there's several peoria's what the fuck? was peoria a guy? is he in hamilton? is peoria in hamilton? was he played by david diggs in hamilton? because if oh okay. all right. he's on family guy. that's adele's eyes. um
3:41 i feel like that's... it's like zach braff but with a different jaw. i think it might be ian somerhalder. is that crazy? it's not... oh, it's dylan o'brien! from, uh, from, uh, from twinless? i thought that was ian somerhalder right there, man. the maze runner. featuring a waterfall with cliff divers. the creators of this anime... yeah, this is, uh, south park. i don't know shit about casa bonita. there's a trailer park, boys in europe.
4:24 we need tom greenback. 2019 netflix miniseries living with yourself that stars paul rudd. actually, as much as i've been saying that paul rudd is a little maybe even a lot overexposed right now, i really fucked with living with yourself. i thought that was a good miniseries back when netflix made like interesting shows that weren't like dating shows where everybody had blindfolds on or some shit like that. a sheriff's hat
4:48 getting bigger and aliens peeing out of their fingers were recurring bits from this 2003 comedy. yeah, that's scary movie 3. by the way, when you guys were asking, i saw that one in the theaters of course, when you guys were asking me if i was gonna go see scary movie yesterday, you buried the lead. you did not tell me that the reviews had already come out.
5:12 i thought we were still living in a world like a quantum superposition where it could be good or it could be horrible. i didn't realize it had like a 31 on metacritic and the best review was a 58. that's not like a cool letterbox movie where it's like the average is 3.1 and it's all one and a half, some fives. like pretty much everybody was like, this is dog shit. reviews are bad for all the scary movies though. yeah, but like scary movie one, i bet retroactively probably could get to like a 61.
5:43 like a 75 rotten tomatoes 61 metacritic seems on point for scary movie one for me. number one song on the billboard end of year hot 100 of 2006 this artist is most known for bad day. yeah, that's daniel powder, man. too bad rem poster could have been rem. please don't take my picture. it's been a bad day. awful song. i mean, you know what?
6:18 i'm not saying i'm always on the forefront of culture, i'm not saying i'm always on the leading edge, but my opinions on music have not changed that much since 2006. so imagine living in a world where you have to pretend that the song is good because if you ever tell anybody that it sucks which it does, they'll go, what do you mean? the most popular and most soulful song released in the last year? you don't like, you hate fun? you hate fun, you hate feelings? what are you, some kind of emotionless robot?
6:52 my life is brilliant. my love is pure. i saw an angel of that i'm sure. she smiled at me on the subway. she was with another man. i heard that song, i think i heard it 3,000 times. and that's why that joke on the office hit so good when michael breaks up with jan levinson gould and he just starts playing the james blunt song on itunes.
7:27 but then he's only playing the 60 seconds you get from the free preview. goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. this song used to make me cry when i had my first girlfriend at the city of heroes when i was 10. that's innocent. all of my musical tastes, musical takes i should say, if you were a little kid when the song came out,
7:55 you are innocent. because, and even if you still like it now because that shit gets like formed in your memory, you can't change it. there's actually like a physical structure in your brain that has been encoded for two decades ago that you can't adjust now. it's immutable. it's read only. they flipped the tab on the floppy disk. so that, you're innocent. but the fucking middle aged motherfuckers who bought the daniel powder albums and pushed it to number one on the billboard hot 200
8:22 i mean, there's nothing i can say that won't get me in trouble. let me put it that way. and i mean in 2006, oh my god, bro. they could have been buying. they could have been buying at least that bell and sebastian album that came out. what was that bell and sebastian album with white collar boy on it? they could have been buying that. they should have, well, they were buying speakerbox, the love below. they were definitely a good, not the, no, no, no, not that, not tiger milk, not if you're feeling sinister. it's,
9:02 nobody knows. nobody. the life pursuit, thank you. you more of a balan sebastian guy or a silver jews guy? musically, musically the balan sebastian. spiritually the silver jews for sure. oh shit. strip teas, the substance, ghost, these are um, excuse me sir, these are
9:55 demi moore movies. i don't know about disclosure though, i have to wait on that for a second. breadcrumb, oven, forest and witch is nouns from hansel and gretel. a flake? i thought these were kinds of pastries but maybe not. loop? fruit loop? wait, types of cereal? yeah, yeah, yeah. types of cereal. cluster, flake, puff, loop. cereal, demonyms. a bit of cereal. oscar incubus.
10:32 quatrain. i mean it has to be the substance disclosure ghost and striptease, but i don't know what the other ones are. demi moore movies. incubus quatrain. bus, train, ship, car. okay. something plus a mode of transportation. ending the methods of transportation. i was thinking that it could be nato phonetic alphabet, but i'm like, i'm pretty sure it's not like s for situationship. s is in situationship.
11:10 what the hell is a quatrain? it's like a unit of prose or something synonymous with a stanza maybe some poem shit. yeah exactly. you ever just be talking and then somebody says why'd you say that in iambic pentameter? i did think of and i'm not sure if it's a joke or a bit, i did think of a character that could be funny which is like people always talk about oh there's like
11:40 kids around the world who have learned english from streamers, which is like obviously horrifying. but what if there was like a kid in the modern day who learned english just by reading shakespeare? so like he's like a unfrozen caveman from like the 1600s or something like that, like an encino man type situation, saying some shit like, maiden perchance, may i have but a moat of flour or some shit like that, when he's going out to the restaurant.
12:24 don't hit me with the plus two roman numerals, man. jimmy butler or cardi b? i don't know, man. i just don't know. i couldn't even possibly... couldn't even possibly know to be honest with you. cardi b clears. erectile dysfunction. cardi b... why? i understand this look. what's going on with the banana on the back though? you're right, this is also spelled wrong, i think. pretty sure that's supposed to be a y.
13:08 i still think cardi b clears. anniversary ideas, erectile dysfunction. i think it's got... this one's tough for me because i feel like, i mean we know it's one and a half million for erectile dysfunction. anniversary ideas strikes me as being
13:33 not that commonly googled by adults, but really commonly googled by like ninth graders who are approaching their one month anniversary with their high school girlfriend. so they're, and they are disproportionate online searchers i think on average, but do i still think that crosses one and a half million? gotta go, whoa shit.
14:01 when is mother's day should... i mean, this is one we just gotta choose a date, man. oh no, actually, you know what? it being on a sunday makes sense. i'm gonna immediately walk back what i said, but this is gonna get googled a lot. i don't even know. i have to look it up every year, but it's like the second... it's the first sunday in may or the second sunday in may? in north america, because in the uk it's like two months earlier or something. it's gotta be bruce...
14:32 there's no shot bruce willis getting searched more than jimmy buckets man. never mind, he's the most popular man in the world. bruce willis, the world revolves around bruce. capaldi versus drake. it's gotta be drake. i mean he just released three awesome albums. he's on top of the world right now. and he won the beef too. he won the beef. clear soulja boy for sure. no disrespect to my colleague.
15:02 a classic situation where i'm not a hundred percent sure. i've heard of ty dolla sign, but i have no idea if he is a respected artist with a lot of power in the culture or if he is like a joke. but i think i've heard of him. he's never made his own game console, but i still gotta go. okay, he's really popular.
15:26 camila cabello, it's not 2019 so i have to feel like ty dolla sign is clearing those numbers. never mind, it's havana summer. meghan trainor, i just... um... still, if you got nothing nice to say then don't say it at all. i'm not really a big fan of her music. not really. maybe the rudest thing i've ever said because i could inspire a lot of malevolence
15:57 it just spills out of my mouth when i really get going, but it just doesn't inspire that to me. it just doesn't inspire me to say anything except it's not for me. we're gonna go django unchained over cool hand luke. yeah, we're gonna go cool hand luke over doolittle unless we're talking about the pixies album. this one's tough because like i really think quantum of solace is complete ducky. that being said, 5.6 is one of the lowest scores you can get on imdb.
16:33 so i think this has got to be at least at a like a 6.3. 6.5 is too generous. okay raiders of the lost ark obviously. it's gonna go to 11 probably. windfall is not that good. windfall is like a classic like 6.1. damn 5.7 they're not fucking with jason. prices. the scott expedition cadbury chocolate bar. over 100 years old still
17:08 wrapped this bar of chocolate was taken from the why do they have the same penmanship as me kate? this is literally like go if you look at like a your anniversary card the last card i got you. this is how i write. holy cow. i didn't realize i had a fucking very turn of the 20th century sort of penmanship you write like a guy in an escape room in a video game i like to do all caps but then also
17:41 if there's something is a proper noun, make that cap bigger than the other capitals. i like an all caps. i don't know. wow, i hate that. i mean, i'll be honest, never had any complaints. it's confusing. no, the reason i do it is because it's not confusing. it's like unambiguous. i know some of you are writing in that fuck ass scholastic like half print, half cursive.
18:16 where all of a sudden you're like making your brain do all the work because you're like i don't know i only know what the first two letters and the last two letters are but my brain can just fill in the gaps. because i guess you didn't give a fuck about me. i guess you just didn't give a fuck about me to write in an unambiguous matter. i still think it would be the chocolate bar man. this is one of many. it's a simple supply and command situation. i still think it clears. ah shit.
18:47 yeah, probably a ferrari. probably one of 39 ferraris ever made. clears one of many. i don't know. there might be less than 39 toupees. $50 million. okay. the casablanca piano. it's not going to clear a ferrari, that's for sure. and this is like 30 grand or something, but the piano clears.
19:17 monica lewinsky's lingerie reportedly wore during her affair with president clinton. why does this seem like some shit that you would buy at like jeffrey epstein's estate sale? like this is such a strange little memento from turn of the millennium american pop culture. like, i mean, now i bet, yeah, i bet you could get 50 racks for it. never, damn, they'd rather have the guinea pig suit of armor, i guess. fair enough. wait, trivia?
19:48 miles of the us canada border, islands in the philippines, both are a lot. so i'm gonna say that from bc to, well, i guess nova scotia, because the rest are maritime, it's probably 6,400 miles, roughly 10,000 kilometers. i think you can get a lot more islands than 6,000. the fermi estimate never fucking fails. there is no shot that
20:29 there's more than 7,500 mentions of the... i bet ring is said 1,200 times in lord of the rings. not even. feathers on a bald eagle? see, that's interesting. i mean, it looks... if i was to look at just your shoulder, i feel like i can see 40 feathers and your body is at least 20 times bigger than this. i go with feathers on... oh, shit! 7,000.
21:05 pages in all seven harry potter books? the first one is like 400 pages. then they got much thicker as time went on, but there's no they'd have to be a thousand each, so it's feathers on a bald eagle. steps in the washington monument? there's no sure i'm not trying to say anything by this, but if it took 4,000 steps to get to the washington monument,
21:32 lot less motherfuckers will be taking pictures up there. okay, i'm that's what i was thinking maybe a thousand steps that seems a little bit more reasonable not too bad top 16% for a guy who doesn't know who ty dollar sign is organic snack fuji apples three pounds. okay, i can i can do this. i'll tell you why fuji apples are at my local grocery store 399 canadian a pound 399
22:14 times three would take you to 12. but then you have to put it in us dollars. it's like 1.4 right now. so we'll take it to $9. and then you have to put the costco formula on it, which takes it down another like 20%. so that would take it down to like $7.2. i think you're looking at, i think it's hard for me to imagine it's 6.99, but i could hit you with a 7.99. oh my god, what are they complaining about? four fucking
22:48 for three foot four third for 49 that's crazy. i got three pounds for 449 today motherfucker man, you started talking like a klingon. i couldn't couldn't get the math to work in my head it's 449 for three pounds of fuji apples gala. those are gala prices, bro. that's insane. i
23:30 i love a fuji apple. it's not my favorite apple, but it's a perfectly... it's an apple you can have some dignity while eating, for sure. you got the apple heads in a tizzy? it's not my favorite apple, but it's pretty good. i haven't bought the cosmic crisps in a long time, man.
23:58 because that shit is fucking elbows up on the apples at the very least. i'm 10 toes down on buying some shit they grow in bc, but they're always called like fucking like elation or something like that. and then you look it up and it's like, oh, it's a blend. it's red delicious cross with granny smith. and you're like, oh, motherfucker. you standing up for second cup when duncan comes to town? i'm you will not catch me at duncan, that's for sure. but that's for a variety of reasons that i don't need to be self righteous about.
24:32 oh, just try me on kuwait today. ooh, that's really far. i'm the dumbass that was also like, and i picked a country that's right in the middle of the world. bro, at any point on a sphere, any single point on a sphere is in the middle, you fucking moron. how about like the philippines? closer. fucking new zealand.
25:06 warmer still. oh no, the solomon islands? tuvalu? that's actually great news for us that that's cooler. micronesia? this feels like micronesia, no? solomon and micronesia are like almost equidistant from samoa. from... that could be fiji. from... kiribati!
25:48 kate, i don't know if you're here. every time i get stuck in the pacific islands on this, i always think about that one luau we went to in hawaii where the host keeps introducing the proud warrior people from fiji! introducing the beautiful women of tuvalu! she said, chief something's luau. it was a good time.
26:23 it was a good time. no, not at the cultural center. the cultural center is, i think, a little bit more authentic. but this one was like really, really like tourist forward, but i thought it was awesome. i still thought it was cool. anyway, i have no idea, man. did i do... i did tuvalu. i did fiji. sometimes you got to throw in a little christmas island. sure, man. marshall islands. that's cooler. vanuatu.
27:10 that's cooler. there's... this one i have to stick with because i'm gonna know it. american samoa is a territory in this, right? yeah, okay. marshall, solomon, wellington island? no, i didn't mean indonesia, man. weird that you would think that, to be honest. it's not east timor or the last. it's not... no, i'm tapping. i don't know. palau? palau's cooler. good guess, though. nauru.
28:00 mystery countries, nah, roo. fair enough, man. you got me today. got me feeling as though my friend just said ryan beyety looks like jerma. ryan beyety, ryan beyety. why is this? so the wikipedia says he's 30 years old, but the google image search is clearly like a 14 year old boy. got me like ryan beyety looks like jerma. let me see. i'm opening image in a new tab.
28:56 i can't deny there's a certain germanist in there. if i saw them, i wouldn't be like, you guys look alike. but i would say they have some similarities for sure. no, no, i'm not thinking about present german. i'm thinking about germa from the clip where he breaks out of the containment facility. but i still think
29:26 i still think that one guy on the spurs is way more german. that guy is like german if he was 7 foot 1. what's his name? kelly olinick? not, not wimby. kelly olinick. one second here. like, you got to get the right picture because like from some angles, he definitely has a little germanist to him and to some he does not. but
30:03 this one, can i copy image and then open in a new tab? yeah, okay. i mean, there's a little german in there for sure. that's tall german, bro. tall canadian german. he is literally, i think he's seven foot one. he's repping new age grills. is that really the pelicans jersey sponsors new age grills? that's so funny. i would have thought it would be like a bank or something. it's what is new age grills, man?
30:55 oh shit. seth jarvis does look like ludwig, okay? and i'm plus two ing you, but i'm also saying there's a lot of clips of me saying that seth jarvis looks like ludwig from like years ago, well, probably like a year or two ago when i found out that seth jarvis looks like ludwig. because like, i'll open the image in a new tab. i'm not a coward. okay, this is the smallest image of any professional athlete that's ever existed.
31:27 but this is like black hair ludwig 100%. and this isn't even the picture where they look the most alike. i actually think that seth jarvis looks more like ludwig in full motion. like in an image still, the resemblance is lower. school photo background. dude, one year they should use the books in the background.
32:04 i've got so many school photos with the fake books behind me. oh, gary bettman, please, you fucking evil servant of satan, you motherfucking lord of the flies, prince of darkness motherfucker, just wanted something before you retire. can you have them take their photos with the book background or the 90s lasers or the 90s lasers? either one. you know what? let them choose, man. let them choose.
32:40 i don't know what my fucking cookies are gonna look like. i just searched three handsome men in a row. but we'll find out. we'll find out together. dude, i can do this. that's... that's... slovakia. ohhh shit! dude, how fucking hard that is to do you know how many countries look like that? holy shit. tap to redeem the tgif archive giveaway for you and three friends? nah, man. nah. you can pass double that and give it to the next guy, man.
33:28 november 2nd, 1990? i know when motherfuckers pass on a new york times gift link and they post it in like a subreddit, they feel like al capone throwing turkeys out the back of the van. and you know what? i love him for it. i love him for it. so i was like literally not even two years old, but let's see what was going on. a tim robbins movie that made seven and a half million in 1990? you the player?
34:03 are you... could it be sean shank? it seems like a 1994 movie because it was against pulp fiction. could you be the hudsucker proxy? you're a drama mystery horror. it's jacob's ladder! i love jacob's ladder! bro was pressed that his girlfriend like grew horns though. wouldn't be a problem for a beast like me. that's all i'm saying. wouldn't be a problem for a beast like me, but jacob, ah whatever. he had other style. you have ptsd. jacob had ptsd.
34:35 this is a fucking movie, man. would you recommend? great. i love jacob's ladder. jacob's ladder is awesome. not the new one, which i have not seen, but heard sucks. but i really love jacob's ladder. is it gross or gory? yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's not super gory. people's guts do like spill out of their stomach and stuff. but mostly it's a lot of people going like this, like moving their head so fast that you can't even like
35:17 tell what their facial features are like. they're moving their heads so fast. it's true, sire. kirstie alley? this might be like look who's talking 2. maybe look who's talking. am i getting this confused with problem child? maybe problem child 1? comedy romance. she did it and boy is she sorry.
35:50 marjorie turner is suffocating in her marriage and her day to day life. an extramarital affair with a stranger seems to be the answer until her paramour has a fatal heart attack and turns out to be less of a stranger than she could have thought. movie is called oops, i fucked my uncle. sibling rivalry? wait, wait, wait a minute. my man. paramount made a ton of money. any chance you're a top gun?
36:35 any chance you're with demi moore from 19 oh, it's ghost. it's a very demi forward fucking friday, man. not only did we have the substance while all the demi moore movies in the connections, i started with a monstro eliza sue reference today. that's a third demi moore reference, completely independent of one another within the first hour. they got a demi less? i don't think so. isn't she in i love boosters?
37:07 susan sarandon romance from 1990, the story of a younger man and a bolder woman. absolutely no clue. max baron is a jewish advertising executive in his 20s who's still getting over the death of his wife. nora baker is a 40 something diner waitress who enjoys the wilder side of life. alright. the jewish is doing a lot of work in this one. max can't keep nora a secret from his jewish friends and upper crust associates forever.
37:41 he was jewish. she was catholic. and yet they found... they found a way. white pal. damn! going crazy on the poster, man. it looks like a patrick tam movie. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. no, no. steven seagal, 1990. is this song gonna take you to the bank? senator trent to the blood bank? he's a good cop in a bad mood.
38:19 um, i forget what these are called. just retired from the dea. yeah, okay, here we go. hatcher crosses paths with a ferocious jamaican drug lord who vows that hatcher and his family are now... marked for death. marked for death. okay. this shit is taking me out, man. i didn't know steven seagal had that kind of fucking thigh gap.
39:01 like the bro is, he was in good shape, he's not in good shape anymore. but he was in good shape, could have done a little bit of lower body work. he's looking very lithe, you're absolutely, he looks like he should be wearing like, you know, pantaloons or something. like this is crazy. he's got, there's just nothing going on in the legs. it does look like he's wearing a pirate shirt. he looks like a damn buccaneer. i haven't seen that one. which one has a
39:47 we're gonna find him and you can take that to the bank. i'm gonna take you to the bank, senator trent. to the blood bank. that's it might be one of like a... i don't know if afi has ever done top 100 quotes in movie history, but that one is so good. i'm gonna take you to the bank. hard to kill from 1990. money now and a lot more when i get in that office. you can take that to the bank. i'm gonna take you to the bank, senator trent.
40:24 to the blood bank. that's the way i forgot he whispered it. i'm gonna take you to the bank, senator trent, to the blood bank. money now and a lot more when we get it.
40:48 the greatest scene in all of cinema, kingdom of heaven. hey, this video's got 7.2 million views. i've seen kingdom of heaven, it's alright. i'll tell you, it does not have the greatest scene in all of cinema. that's insane. that's truly madness. do not watch this video. the greatest scene in cinema history is when jonah hill is getting ready to buy alcohol underage from the grocery store.
41:12 and then he goes, hope piggy can run when he sees the mall security guard. and then the security guard picks up the broken bottle and then slices his throat with it and he goes. and then you find out that it was all a dream. don't do it kid. i never had a choice. oh man. what movie is that? that's super bad.
41:44 nah nah, hackers blowjob. ku philistine, that's from swordfish. that is not from, that's not from hackers. can i show you something? again, i don't use youtube so like much anyway. seeing what youtube is like now is kind of insane for a guy like me. wonder if you could find out what thumbnail has my mind just boggled right now? is there a thumbnail that
42:19 has you wondering what the hell's going on at this one? yeah, man. it's storknest live webcam in bad salzburg. what's going on with the top 10 most brutal things roman did from buried empires?
42:39 oh now i get, now i see he's got a pair of scissors. oh before i was, i thought there might be something crazy going on there. now that i see he's clearly just gonna be cutting this guy's testicles or penis off then. you think that would feel good on your hips? i honestly think it might feel good in a lot of places if he took the scissors away.
43:06 so people tell me anyway, i don't know i don't necessarily get it i can't imagine it but i mean i would be a fool to assume they're all lying. it doesn't really make sense that they would all be lying so obviously it must there must be some appeal to it.
43:31 enola holmes to no other choice. oh my god, we can do my dream! because um, there's a canadian writer who was involved on the writing staff for no other choice who's also in 32 short films about glenn gould. his name is, uh, his name is motherfucking help me out here, other one person that's on the exact same wave as me, don mckellar, his name's don mckellar. it can happen, man, it can happen. you can't use writers in this? motherfucker.
44:04 i guess here's what i'm thinking okay we can actually do this and you might think that this is fucked up because like this is obviously a park jon wook movie all korean cast guess what this guy whose name i forgot who plays the main character no other choice is also the voice of the yes lee byung hoon thank you he is the voice of the evil spirit in k pop demon hunters which then gets you to like
44:31 i mean, ken jeong is in it and from that you can get into any piece of shit that you want to, essentially. great poster, man. absolutely beautiful poster.
44:49 we will not be watching enola holmes though and we have to get to swanky. burn gorman my goat. okay, burn gorman probably take that shit to pacific rim just i don't know and then maybe like rinko kikuchi and then you take that shit to like i don't know shoplifters for some reason. she's not i mean kumiko the treasure hunter cut me some fucking slack man.
45:13 and then nobuyuki katsuubi and i've done this to myself really. at this point i've done this to myself just because i wanted to prove that i knew who rinko kikuchi was. now we'll just sort of... oh, it's getting more japanese. wait, wait! they appear to go to london in this movie. there may be one british actor in this who could help us escape. you
45:46 don't call me insane for this. isn't this the dude, isn't this the bad guy from john wick 3 and he's just really tired? i think this is the bad guy from john wick 3 and he's just, he's aged a lot in this, in this selfie. this is not a selfie but john wick 3 doesn't look like it, doesn't look like it. it's good, okay because here i was waiting for someone to fall into my trap and i'm sorry that you did it
46:35 there's a japanese les miserable? buddy, you should be freaking out that there's an english les miserable. that shit is fucking french, man. what do you mean? you think it's like somehow less of a pivot to go from french to english than to go from french to japanese? fair enough. you were supposed to double down and then i was gonna fucking go off, man. i hadn't figured out what i was gonna say yet, but i was gonna go the fuck off. no, man, we can't be in these japanese movies where the people are wearing
47:12 the robe at the premiere, that's so japanese. i can't get back to north american cinema through that. there's no way. and japan does things differently than china for the most part. if we were in china, there's a chance that you'd be like, what the fuck is al pacino doing in this one? sometimes just for some status, they'll court a hollywood actor, but japan's got their own sort of... they can pull from their own crop, i guess.
47:47 i don't know man. ghost of a chance? start clickin'? suzume? suzume might have an english voice actor in there somewhere. nah, man. alice in wonderland, dive in what? you know what? i think this is one where we might have to go... i might have to go back to the start on this one. maybe not go to rinko kikuchi. and if you go to rinko kikuchi, don't go to kumiko the treasure hunter. and if you do, just take
48:25 take rinko kikuchi back. take the rinko way back. movies that helena bonham carter's been in. or aren't any. i'm gonna say big fish. and then just hear me out here, we'll just freestyle. we'll go albert finney, take it to aaron brockovich or something like that. and then from aaron brockovich, how about aaron to aaron? we'll go to aaron eckhart, thank you for smoking. has maria bello, who's in the cooler with william h. macy, who's in
49:08 fargo with frances mcdormand who's in nomadland with swanky and now i'm feeling a little bit more confident about myself. we go out via david. now we're trying to get to, oh dude, bradley cooper to the hangover to ken jeong to k pop demon hunters to lee byung hun to no other choice. that was not bad at all, man. i mean if you ignore like the first eight minutes or whatever, you could also get there through tj storm.
49:49 shortest three is wild. yeah, yeah, it is two every day, so that's crazy. imagine you click it one day and swanky has another movie in her filmography. i mean, that would really open up the swanky version. imagine getting to nomadland through swanky and then exiting via frances mcdormand. like, that would literally be like a 45 second buff on every single run. if you could get a swanky route in and then frances out,
50:30 yeah, i don't think she's going to be in nomadland too because i thought that like at the end of nomadland they're like this movie is dedicated to swanky and i was like oh so she died but then like she's actually alive. so they like maybe not the worst narrative sin in nomadland but they to end the movie with like this movie is dedicated to someone as if they died but they're still alive is very interesting.
50:59 one of the more interesting types of lies you can tell, for sure. chloe really went orson mode on that one. she had jeremy talking like joel. ellie? ellie? the og. 10 plus wins for a goalie season? about a little richard broder. 750 plus pims in his career? derek dorset? two plus teams played for in one season? give me a little radom verbatim. um, this is... oh shit, we signed him in free fucking agency!
51:42 god damn it! yannick hansen, motherfucker. 10 plus wins in a goalie season for the sharks? give me a little arters urbe. 750 plus pims in his damn career? i mean, i gotta imagine at this point brent burns been around the block a few times. two plus teams played for him one season? how about san dezozilins? stephen malkmus? why is brent burns so small? they had to get his whole beard in the frame.
52:18 10 plus wins in a season for the bolts their greatest goalie ever darren pupa 750 plus pins in his career this motherfucker right here. i mean that as a pejorative can i can i keep playing because i can definitely name a bolts player who played for two teams in a single season let's go with chris grad you're a winner but enough for me if this game was named to hockey players, i'd get 50% and
52:54 you can't name two hockey players. that's just like ignorance is one thing but being proud of it is crazy. they don't even have to be current. we're talking about like in the history of the nhl you can't name two nhl players. that's true there are two gretzkis. you're lucky if i can name one. i'm not lucky i don't give a fuck if you know anything about anything. i don't give a damn if you can tie your shoes. i just i don't think you should be like wearing it as a badge of honor.
53:34 i mean, if you just keep your eyes and ears open, you'll pick up a bunch of shit that gets stuck in your brain without even putting any effort in. i'm just surprised that you could be alive on this planet for like, what, at least like 20 years and not pick up two names. could have even said the... exactly! you could have said the two fellas from heated rivalry. we don't play that shit over here, man. okay, where's over here? if you're from north america or europe, i'm gonna freak out on you. if you're from south asia, i'll be like, fair play. fair play.
54:10 i'm in the uk, peter cech is literally playing hockey in like the fourth league in the uk right now so you do know one fucking hockey player you liar! who? peter cech the former chelsea keeper with the helmet with the the tall motherfucker. i don't know soccer either so you don't know anything. i know sumo motherfucker.
55:01 i knew sumo at one point. i knew that there was a big controversy in japan because it wasn't like the best sumo wrestler was mongolian or something. a lot of old japanese people are like, what the fuck is happening to the game that i love? still is? good for him, honestly. good for him. they're actually almost all mongolian. i didn't know, man. i have seen physical asia and some very physically imposing individuals, for sure.
55:31 and then what's crazy is that you would look at the biggest one and be like, that guy's scary. but then you look at the smallest one and you're like, damn, i think i might actually, i might be more fucked if i'm stuck in the ring with the small one than the big one. the big one, i mean, he's gonna, obviously he's gonna destroy me, but the small one is like, i don't even know. it was all sinews.
55:59 i still think, did anyone here, i'm assuming a lot of people did watch physical asia. funniest thing is when they had the 1v1v1 where they're holding up like thousand kilogram logs in the jesus pose and the mongolian woman and the smaller mongolian man were like dying. they were like,
56:23 over like 48 minutes or something. i can't, i can't, i can't go over even a second longer. and they're like, just, just count to 10. and then it would time lapse like 20 minutes of them being one tapped on one hp. like it was a herculean feat of physical endurance. and then they finally, they dropped it. they're like, oh, oh, oh, they were like totally spent. and then it turns out the japanese team's mechanism broke
56:50 the second that the round started. so the whole time they were not even holding up the weight, the weight was supported by like the iron pegs that were used as safeties in the game. so they were just standing there for like an hour being like, i guess, i'm not assuming they were cheating, but i guess they were like, damn, we must be like strong as fuck because everybody else is in misery and we're just kind of like, i mean, my shoulders are probably getting sore, but they were probably feeling real good about themselves.
57:27 name two nascar drivers. jeff gordon, jimmy johnson, dale earnhardt, dale earnhardt jr. kyle busch. i could probably get some more. if i'm being honest, i could probably get some more. richard petty. kevin harvick. kevin harvick? forgot about dick trickle too. active drivers. you're fucking moving the goalposts. i asked you for any nhl players in history. and then now all of a sudden i fucking named, i don't know what, six nascar drivers and you're like, oh, active drivers.
58:10 kind of embarrassing, honestly. you didn't even specify nhl? yeah, you could have just said jagemir järg, man. he's still playing. name two curling players? bro. sandra schmerler and fucking kevin jones. boom. looking for this?
58:36 no way? i fucking know shit. i don't watch curling, but you keep your eyes open, take your eyes off your damn phone for five seconds, you'll be surprised the mysteries and beauties of the world will open themselves to you. you'll be availed of such wondrous treasures of information. i don't watch sports, fuck off. oh yeah? what was the name of matthew mercer's character on season six of dimension 20? do you mean his dwarven character or his elven mage? mother fucker.
59:08 $100 million box office run with don cheadle? gotta think about this. that all starts with i to p, i 11 op. 2010 to 2026. i don't think boogie nights made $100 million. not being able to play boogie nights is pissing me the fuck off. 2010 to 2006, what is the movie called? it's called we care a lot, where she's evil. i care a lot, as opposed to all the other movies where rosamund pike plays a good person.
59:49 probably say die another day for a hundred milli and then title starts with i to p why can't i think of any other movies? rosamund pike has been in gone girl die another day and i care a lot which i really should have put here and then aren't you in um, you're oh shit. it just came out. you're in ladies first the baffling like sasha baron cohen sasha
1:00:18 i'm trying, okay? i'm trying. i am the last guy who is willing to publicly say i think borat is still a classic. and i bruno is not that bad. bruno is still pretty good, but please, please don't be and rosamund, you should know better. you shouldn't have attached yourself to this vehicle. that's a disastrous situation. michael fassbender, 2010 to 2026.
1:00:53 frank must have been like 2012, man. and then 100 milly, 100 milly at the box office? i feel like black bag could have gotten there. no? i thought like literally everyone in england was mandated by his majesty's royal commission to watch that, to be honest with you. i mean, you're gonna make me play some shit that i'm not gonna be happy about. you're gonna make me play some shit like fucking iron man 3. not really stoked about that. you're gonna make me play some shit like, uh...
1:01:29 okay, you're gonna make me play some shit like oceans 13 to dodge the obvious oceans 11. and then 2010 to 2026, michael fassbender, obvious way. okay, give me prometheus for i to p. and then i really, i have a hard, i'm like 50 50 on whether alien covenant could have crossed 100 milli. it would be such a disappointment if it didn't, but like,
1:02:07 came out in 2018. people were going to see the movies but not in like a big way. fuck it, we already like missed one. we might as well take a shot. give me alien covenant. killer poster. and then i mean i don't really want to play iron man 2 there. it's either iron man 2 or the avengers. captain planet with don cheadle. bro you can't be playing funny or die sketches here.
1:02:46 that jonah hex... i forgot... assassin's creed! assassin's creed made a hundred million dollars at the box office. oh, of course it did. it was an action movie that came out in like 2010. of course it made a hundred million dollars. people were going to the movie theater. i went straight back to pukdoku. that was movie grid. you remember your last blockbuster experience? honestly, i don't.
1:03:32 it actually might have been when i rented no country for old men though. in college, my ex girlfriend lived like a block away from the last blockbuster in my, well, the last blockbuster in downtown kingston at least, and i definitely rented no country for old men there. and then it didn't work out. so i didn't make my way to that blockbuster on purpose after that, i think.
1:04:07 the movie or her, she did fall asleep during the movie. and she, i mean, she was sleepy, which is fine, but she missed a bonafide classic. i mean, i didn't say she fell asleep because the movie was boring. i'm just saying she did fall asleep during no country for old men. but let he who's without sin cast the first stone. it's a slow burn. i was locked the fuck in. never been much for napping anyway.
1:04:47 troll, a noun meaning a dwarf or giant in scandinavian folklore inhabiting caves or hills. never thought about it, but i suppose it could be a tiny monster or a big monster. there's not too many that could apply for either. i always think of troll as like big, greenish yellow monster with a club, but i guess it could be like a little like a gnomish type figure. that's an ogre.
1:05:23 i guess an ogre is very associated with a club. what would be a big troll? i guess a troll just grabs you with his fists and like eats you. but they're both very brutish. they both use, they do crushing damage. let's put it that way. orcs, orcs do slicing damage. orcs carry a curved sword, perhaps a cutlass. flexible, a adjective meaning capable of being fleshed. shadow, a noun meaning the dark figure imagery. a noun meaning pictures produced by an imaging
1:05:59 easiest day of my life, man. try. a verb meaning to make an attempt. koto. a noun meaning a long japanese zither having 13 strings. japanese etymology traces word origins... okay, i went through a lot of... there's a journey of self discovery there.
1:06:18 lanciolate, an adjective meaning shaped like a lance head, specifically tapering to a point at the apex and sometimes at the base. the term originates from late latin lanceolatus, a diminutive of latin lancia. lanciolate, an adjective meaning shaped like a lance head, specifically tapering to a lanceolate y'all. like, i don't know, just felt right. embezzlement, a verb meaning to appropriate something such as
1:06:51 i really thought that was it. i honestly thought that was like we were on with that one.
1:07:25 opportunity. a noun meaning a favorable... canada. a noun meaning the major dravidian language of karnataka, southern india. canada is a dravidian language named after the... okay. heirloom. a noun meaning a piece of property... if it's c a n a d a, i'm gonna freak out. rafi's gonna disown me. sinuously. a adjective meaning of a serpentine or wavy... with two ns. k a n n a d a.
1:07:58 delic delic es, holy shit. no way sinuously isn't hard? bro, what are you talking about? the average, the median 40 year old adult in north america has no idea a. how to spell sinuously or b. what it means. i'm not saying it's un get able, like delic es is on a different level, but sinuously is crazy.
1:08:29 no one knows lancee a lid? listen, i don't hate you. i think it's the culture that's done us dirty here. but why is it that the only comment everybody has on anything is, oh this thing that's in category a should be in category b? we have a severe case of widespread contagious engineering brain. the desire to constantly organize. opportunity should be an easy
1:08:56 none of these words are harder than opportunity. opportunity is not hard, but like, i think what you're thinking is like every hard word should be fucking impossible. you need to, there's, it's the same with letterbox. there's gradations. not all five star movies are exactly alike. there's good five stars and there's better five stars. there's, there's bugging the gradient to this shit.
1:09:25 opportunity should be medium. yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. here's the thing. i'm going to give you some data. if you could perform an operation on the data and then send it on to the next guy, that would be great, okay? in the meantime, we're going to be doing some shit that speaks to the spirit. i played off. italy versus france, just on paper is tough. biarea is a hard word. if i had to say at the top of my head, i think it's d i a r r h e a.
1:10:01 that's a tough one. also what's crazy, it's easier to spell with a keyboard than it is to just spell it in your head but it's your head that tells the fingers what to hit on the keyboard. that's crazy, right? that's weird. i'm assuming this is like an egg tart. it's a cheese, sugar and egg tart. i've never seen this before in my life but i think you left it in the oven a little too long. salted cod, rehydrated cod cooked until tender. salt, pepper and parsley with olive oil. i mean it's like a fish, a braised fish.
1:10:45 that's really good. this is probably really good too. oh, never mind. it's the devil. a painkiller? i'd rather drink the zombie from the cocoa shell. i went to the british virgin islands. why is your picture on their money? i think i would rather have the stew fles carbonate flamanse to be honest with you. goat meat pepper soup? huay da bap is awesome. it's basically like, i mean, it's not shirashi don, but it's like a spicy sashimi, almost like a bibimbap. gotta think about it, man.
1:11:27 i don't think i would be against the goat soup to be honest. korea has a little buff in the food department, we take that. this is just like a cheese fondue, right? versus omejicha, some kind of cardamom tea. oh, dried omejia berries, shows what i know. never mind. isn't that, oh it's cum sauce, my bad. yeast buns versus pretty great looking, they call it a soup, it's really like a chicken leg. never mind, i don't know what i'm doing, man.
1:12:08 luxembourgus sausage versus red wine and cola? red, equal parts red wine and cola. what can i say? probably go with this. nevermind. what's, i didn't even look at what the sausage is made of. i'm getting my ass beaten. okay, these both look, they both look like something you make when you're hungry but too lazy to go to the grocery store. i mean the gel, is it just the jelly biscuit base topped with sweet creamy filling and a vibrant jelly layer versus
1:12:47 is it, is this pate or tofu? it's kind of, i don't know man. i don't know. all right, follow your heart. korone from japan or this is just like fried cheese, baked cheese, squeaky cheese. i mean listen, i've had them, they're okay. it's kind of catnip for people who think that like
1:13:15 japanese convenience store should have michelin stars, but look at this man. look at this. look, no, no, no, no. look, actually, we're never voting for sprinkle sandwich by the way. i don't care if it wins. we're never voting for it. this is literally big way hot pot. so as good as this looks and it looks good as fuck. i would the ice jellyfish on top of everything is crazy, but i will i will vote for big way any day of the damn week.
1:13:44 i got three today, man. that's probably like four under the lowest score i've ever gotten in this game. and you know what the problem is? the problem is that i've had most of these foods, so i know the correct answer. instead of imagining, instead of looking at where they're from and being like, i want to go there someday. so i'll vote for that one. motherfucker. bro, greatest canadian guests of all time. these are hawkins cheeses, bro.
1:14:21 a popular snack featuring crunchy, curly corn based pieces coated in a flavorful cheese or chicken seasoning? fuck it, we still go canada. these are hawkins cheesies, man. ice cold! australia? these are twisties. what? they stole our whole shit flow for flow, man. these are cheesies. they're not twisties. these are different things. yeah, of course i'd yum it. it's corn covered in cheese.
1:14:57 pork liver, pork heart, pork intestines, pork stomach, pork meat, pork bones. yeah, i'll take mine but like maybe hold the everything. i do think this has the vibe of a vietnamese noodle soup. warm but to the south. malaysia. pig's organ soup. didn't have that one. i'm gonna level with you. i'll probably hit it with the pass. not a big liver guy. heart, take it or leave it. don't like the intestines. the stomach
1:15:33 might be the best among us, but we don't eat enough pork belly here. yeah, but this is not belly. this is stomach. that's a different, uh, it's a different ballgame player. when the synonyms mean something completely different, unfortunately. i mean, this looks good as fuck. it's like a lemon, a lemon scone from france? from spain? montecada. yeah, yeah, i'd yum it. show me the five percent, man.
1:16:17 show me the fucking 5%. crushed the average today though. it has too much sugar. i got radicalized because someone in my discord told me that people instead of taking fiber gummies, they're trying to find a way to get the fiber without getting two grams of sugar per gummy.
1:16:44 and i don't get me wrong, there's lots of ways to do that. but to have that enter into the decision making process is crazy. i'm not saying gummies are the best way to do it. i'll tell you gummies are actually the worst way to do it because it just i don't know it doesn't take as well in that in my intestines. you should be doing the powder in my opinion, but just eat real food. i'm telling you, you'll reach a point where you understand how naive you were when you were youth. i could eat six salads a day.
1:17:17 one fucking glass with the metamucil powder, it does a lot more. at this point i really look at the fiber supplement is basically like medicine. you're basically, you think you're a doctor because you're saying drink some fluids and get some sleep. there's some things when you add them to the body provoke a good response. let me put it that way. the best source of fiber is actual foods. that's why they're called supplements.
1:17:49 i love arguing. you just gotta like draw the terms of engagement first. they're called supplements. nobody out there is going like, i don't, i have 10 servings of metamucil a day so that like my whole diet is just ice cream. like nobody's doing that. you just, you eat normal food and then also before bed you go gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk. and then you go to shit in the morning and it comes out like beautiful, man.
1:18:16 that's why they're called supplements. they're not called like fucking the foundation of your damn diet. why before bed? it takes like 10 hours for this shit to push its way out of your winding colon. the long and winding ass. you and me pooping turds out holding hands. the sun. no, they were roommates man. well...
1:18:57 put the powder in a vanilla milkshake it makes it taste better. bro i can't be drinking of one vanilla milkshake a day they're like a thousand calories each. that's that's truly crazy. that's insane in the other way that's way too much. also i don't have like a milkshake machine i don't know how i would get a milkshake a day that's really like a like a once every six months like be at the diner and be like sure i'll have a milkshake type situation i'm not
1:19:33 really making milkshakes in my own house. you have a blender? alright, well okay, one problem solved. i don't have any milk. there we go. i mean, i think i'm missing basically everything that you would need to make a milkshake. and you're going to say, what about ice cream? i ate it all. it's all gone. you don't keep milk in the la casa? i mean, i like bread. i don't really care for milk.
1:20:10 i do feel like an unusual motherfucker when i look in the grocery carts of the people around me in the grocery store because i'm not, i guess i'm not like them. i'm not buying eight liters of milk and seven loaves of bread every time i go to the grocery store. apples, we can meet in the middle of apples. you have one kid? yeah, but do you hate me because i have one kid and i should have zero or do you hate me because i have one kid and you have four? because like i wasn't really involved in the second decision.
1:20:43 that one was like, i mean, i hope you were involved. you were at least, you were part of the process i'm imagining, but i understand that sometimes the decisions come down from on high and you're just kind of a, you know, do what you're told. try to understand that more than anybody, but i'm just wondering why the fuck your stress is my problem in the whole scheme of things. like why you're taking it out on me? no reply. all right. classic hot dog with a beer from euro 2424.
1:21:25 kind of love the glass to be honest. or a one dollar dog for 75 pounds. this says 75 pence now that i think about it. it's hard to beat a 75 cent hot dog in america man. cheese fries with three cholula packets versus large cheese fry. i think they could both be all right man. give me the large cheese fry that i can dip myself. vegan pizza versus homemade pear pizza.
1:22:05 i'm very pro vegan, i'm very anti vegan cheese. so i do believe that this is probably going to be really bad. this needs some... it needs a little love and care because it's just too... it's... the eye doesn't know what to look at. i think if i'm being honest i think i would rather eat this but i think this clears because there was some effort put into it at least.
1:22:39 southern style smashed potato or a sausage barbecue burnt ends. it's gonna be that but you know, they're bringing the heavy hitters here. chicken burger which is a chicken finger on a bun versus free hot dog. it looks, the hot dog looks great man. it does look like you're eating it like in the back rooms or whatever. i guess it's the opposite of the back rooms. the back rooms would be like well lit with fluorescent bulbs.
1:23:11 absolutely, unbelievably bad poutine because there's no gravy or curds. versus... i don't even know what it is. it's like a... like a gateau? or like a lime gateau? i guess the fries look pretty good. they didn't put any of the other ingredients on it. general tso's meatball supreme sub. i believe that that could be good, man.
1:23:47 i don't think that shit's closing but fish and chips color doesn't look right to me to be honest. give me the general tso's. the direct match up makes it so much easier man. breakfast. breakfast looks pretty good versus french toast sticks. actually looks really good as well. give me the french toast sticks. oh my god it went 92 to 7. i was, i thought it was going to be like 52, 48. grilled cheese with extra glitter or the grimace burger.
1:24:33 from the mcdonald's berlin frederickstrasse, grilled cheese with extra glitter versus... i'm gonna say that the average person doesn't want to eat glitter. takis and milk or boiled pork feet? it's gotta be the feet man. i don't... the takis and milk is crazy. viel meatballs in austria looks really good versus the zander filet in austria
1:25:14 i think they both look really good, but i'd rather have the meatballs. this is the easiest 10 out of 10s i've ever seen, man. poor xander. we hardly fucking knew ye. god, i gotta speed this up. i thought two hours would be enough, man. i forgot how the dolls were. maybe we should do gamble doll. gamble doll? play game doll? guess the video game? no, no, no. we won't be doing that. gam doll. gamm doll. a daily casino game. today's modifier...
1:26:03 one of those websites by the way where when you make it bigger it gets smaller. when you make it smaller it gets smaller. today's modifier is the river monster. hold them, the river card is revealed before you bet. that seems really good. oh shit. try not to lose all your chips, you need them for the next two games. yeah but i want to be like top of the leaderboard as well. give me 500. 17. oh shit i stand. motherfuckers!
1:26:39 i was doomed from the start. okay, well you know clear it give me 250 you have to hit on that stand on 18 we're so fucking back. okay. give me 500 fucking huge split me let's go to the moon. oh 16 versus well, uh, we stand we have to stand on that versus 16 and they yes yes, we made it back
1:27:26 texas hold'em bro. i'm ready. yeah, deal it in. the river card is revealed before you bet. alright, can i see the river? i guess i'd have to know what's in my hand first. i'm in for a thousand. i check because i can't raise at all. i'll check on that. i'll raise you. they beat me and i'm out of money. they beat me and i'm out of money.
1:28:08 game over. i'll borrow 50 chips. deducted from tomorrow's starting stack? that's saturday's problem, bro. i'm all in. oh, this is a huge flush opportunity for us. never mind, y'all. i'll raise you. we win those. and i got 67 chips. you see that shit? i'm all in. motherfucker, man. oh, i'm raising you! oh, two pair queens and eights versus queens and eights. wait, we tie.
1:28:48 okay, roulette. i mean, there's only one way back, man. i got 67 on seven. let him go. 35 should have known. this is a great graph for why you should never gamble. look at it. look at the distribution. almost everybody is down here at zero man with me. i mean, they incentivize you going for broke so i get it skill issue.
1:29:42 what are the other dolls that we like here? i do like a disorderly. sort these artists by the release date of their debut album starting with the latest. john coltrane. i mean, i feel pretty good here. i feel very good here. motherfucker, man. motherfucker, dude. motherfucker. you are a motherfucker, dude.
1:30:26 rngdul my lord? okay, one second. rngdul. a daily random number? yes, finally. this one's good. one roll per day. what number will yours be? 47936669 5. 14 badges earned. bottom 41%. what happened? it reminds me a lot of q up.
1:31:44 aitaguessor, we need your judgment. aitaguessor, not autoguessor. aitaguessor, no, it doesn't find any results for aitaguessor. is it called something else? does anyone know? does anyone know? does anyone know what i'm... it's three asterisks? oh, because you can't drop links. that makes perfect sense. midassholguessor. midassholguessor. guess if the reddit poster is the asshole. wait, this could be huge.
1:32:43 one of my friends loves to spoil shows. am i the asshole for lying about watching a show? why? who knows? one day i was sick of things being ruined for me, so i spoke to my friend about it. they apologized and said they promised they won't do it again. skip ahead, they asked if i'd see next show. i said yes, but can they please not say anything as i don't want to be spoiled? not even two minutes later, they started saying major spoilers. when i called them out on it, they just laughed. i snapped and said i don't actually watch the show. okay, obviously you're not the asshole.
1:33:12 there's like a thousand percent not the asshole. nobody, you're the asshole. my son is almost 13. we've always had an affectionate relationship. lots of hugs and i loves you. i love yous. my husband is older than i am. okay, your husband's older than you are. you're not the asshole. your husband's the asshole. obviously, me 29f and my ex john 33 male divorced last year because of infidelity.
1:33:42 you are not the... never mind. it's okay. i thought you should have read the whole thing. i thought i could default to the reddit heuristic. let me see.
1:33:53 my brother mark is good friends with john and they've remained friends. so mark is getting married later this year. i found out john's invited. i asked mark why he invited john knowing i'm going to be there. mark said john's his friend and he'll be invited. i got upset and told mark he's picking a friend over his own sister. mark said i was acting entitled. yeah, okay, you're the asshole. you're the asshole. my bad, y'all. my bad on that last one. i was using my jump to conclusions, matt. he made a million dollars.
1:34:38 check this out. there's a lot of good daily games out there, man. the new york times ain't got a stranglehold on it. they got some good ones too, don't get me wrong. in fact, i would say begrudgingly they got some of the best. enclosed horse is good? yeah, we already crashed out of that one. silence engineer, this is an english major chat. i have a degree in biology, but the scientists won't take me, so i need to go sit at the humanities lunch table. i think we want a classic little two tapper.
1:35:42 we welcome you. you're gonna kick me out of the humanities lunch table. i'm gonna cross a line at some point. we're gonna have an argument and i'm gonna be like, why are your two favorite movies portrait of a lady on fire and the twice concert documentary? and then you're gonna be like, get the fuck out of here. i'm gonna be like, i'm gonna say something i regret 100%. they're gonna be like, go sit with the scientists. i can't talk about interstellar anymore. please don't make me go sit with the scientists.
1:36:25 motherfucker, this is impossible man. oh my god, please let me go. the stats on this are gonna be fucked because i know a lot of you guys take yourselves very seriously. you're gonna be like, uh uh, my time's worth more than this. nah, sorry guys. i've got work to do. life's too damn short. motherfucker. golf needs to get yeeted, it sucks. it's actually really fun. and honestly, no disrespect,
1:37:22 i owe you everything, but if you guys controlled the dolls it would literally just be flags and maps. trust me, i get it more than the average person out of doors, but like it's nice to have a little bit of variety in here. that sounds awesome. yeah, you can you can do that yourself. it's called an atlas. someone just scored 69 good for them man. i swear i adjusted it man. please, please. oh,
1:38:29 here we go again. yes! still think your time's worth this? absolutely. i'm gonna say it, maybe best dull? catfishing. learn something, embarrass yourself, it's got everything you could ever want from a dull. culture of france, fictional french people, fictional goddesses, liberté symbols. lady justice. that's mary ann. i thought this was lady justice. yeah, the lady with her boob out. you suggested lady justice. 18th century male artists.
1:39:21 british erotic artists? people from covent garden, royal academians in the tate gallery. yeah, okay, i was gonna say how horny could he be if he's british, but that... he looks like he's got a certain... his pleasures are unorthodox. he does have a little mischievous glint in his eye. 1968 songs by andy williams. songs about kansas. songs about telephones. pop ballads.
1:40:04 bye bye bye love, bye bye happiness. i think wichita linemen. i don't think i know that one man. anti war plays? saturnalia? that's the one i meant was lysistrata! i meant lysistrata but i typed saturnalia like a fucking idiot man. i got my fucking sulfocles and my aristophanes confused. 1954 births who have their republic of china navy sailors who are taiwanese buddhists? bro.
1:40:41 this is wong kar wai. this is wong kar wai. this is ang lee. this is like his face when i say mr. kar wai, nice to meet you. i guess i say mr. wong. oh, i'm such a huge fan of your film, chungking express and in the mood for love. and billy lin's long halftime walk. capital cities in asia, manila.
1:41:23 yeah, that's what i meant. even when i'm right, i'm wrong, man. 1992 spanish actresses who are also singers. she would be 34 years old. i have no idea, man. camila cabello. people with adhd. rosalia. i'm sorry, i don't know her. i don't know her. 1992 birds. i don't know where camila cabello was born. she's younger than me, i'm guessing.
1:42:06 astrodynamics, concepts in astronomy, gravity, celestial mechanics, orbit. oh yes! yes, yes, yes! adventure film characters, bearers of the one ring, samwise gamgee, 18th century deaths from tuberculosis, creators of temperature scales. that's kelvin, bro. you scored three, brother. kelvin's british.
1:42:55 that actually makes it a really good bet for catfishing, which is a british game.