This is what 2007 looked like (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 playing the dolls y'all. we're playing the dolls. it's framed really 1587 in the dolls man. 1587 in the dolls. they've been doing the, or not the dolls sorry for framed. they've been doing framed for over four and a half years. that's awesome. by the way don't
0:24 don't type shit in my chat that says like the wordles hard today. okay. it's five letters. a how hard could it be? b it reminds me of a, sometimes on the weekend i'll do some of the dolls that i really, really like. like i always do connections. i googled connections and then the top result was the new york times. and then the second result was like connections hints for today. and it was like having trouble with connections today. we've compiled a bunch of hints to help you solve the puzzle, bro. that's fucking cheating.
0:54 that's cheating on connections. if you can't solve it, then don't solve it, come back tomorrow and solve it. that's how it works. you can't be using hints on like wordle and connections and stuff like that. you just get it wrong and come back tomorrow. these look like the type of beasts that would strike a match against the door of... wait, i literally was struck by the fact that i think this is nick and nora's infinite playlist.
1:21 this looks so much like going out for a night out in 2007. my brain went nick and nora's infinite playlist. because this is like, isn't this, this is kind of giving like teen movie or maybe like a blockers type setup. i don't know. something along those lines. let's skip for now. so we have, that's joan allen. obviously some kind of party going on here. i don't know. might be alan alda. kind of tough to tell. that could be eugene levy, bro. any chance this is like a
1:52 i think that's eugene levy, bro. is this american pie? congratulations, jim! american pie wedding! american wedding! this is totally american wedding. dude! we clocked it! we clocked it so fast. get out of here. i told you it was giving teen movie on a night out, man. i haven't seen american wedding, by the way. that's not joan allen. what's her name? i know her. i don't know. wait, did...
2:29 i know her. that's... it's not alison yanny. obviously that's fred willard. the babadook. is this really what sean william scott looks like? he doesn't look right, man. he doesn't look right in that picture. this looks like that scene from insidious. yep. you know what's kind of radicalizing me?
3:05 though i hate to admit it, i saw a reddit post and this is something that probably, i bet my parents' generation went through this too, but not with reddit, but like with tv or something like that. the post was something like, in the 90s, this was supposed to be your consolation prize. and it was a picture of allison hannigan from american pie. because the plot of the first movie is kind of like, oh, jim, well, he basically commits a sex crime with nadia
3:34 like he does some really creepy like voyeur shit and then it's like he ruins his relationship with nadia and then he has to settle for allison hannigan. he does also fuck the pie.
3:45 and then people were like, it's so crazy. look what they took from us. bro, nobody was saying that shit in 1998. nobody was like, wow, look at this, look at this fucking ugly beast on the screen. everyone was like, that's a hollywood actress, obviously. that's obviously a hollywood actress. oh shit, did i get baited? it is from ok buddy cinephile. maybe i did get baited. you too will be a victim of propaganda. that's my bad. i thought it was from r slash sips tea.
4:17 which i'm discovering is a subreddit where i think a malevolent foreign power might be using it to try to turn all western males into misogynists. like no matter what the post is, it's like it's just trying to make you hate women for some reason. they were trying to make me hate billie eilish yesterday because she didn't have as much energy on stage as michael jackson had.
4:51 they were like, look at michael jackson's stage presence versus billy eilish. to be fair, i mean michael jackson, i mean he would go on stage. people would just pass out. you'd be waiting like 14 hours for the michael jackson concert to start. you'd be up at the front and then he would get on stage and you would just pass out and have to be like stretchered out of the concert. it's so crazy.
5:28 and he had high energy, but he sang so softly. he sang so very softly. so what happened at the super cruise, doing the thing where they shoot you out of the bottom of the stage, and then i'm like... and i just stand there, posed for like a minute while people are passing out in the theater. and then he does the thing where he looks at the left of stage, and then he goes... and he was like, oh, you thought you were safe? you thought you were safe?
6:04 and like four people over on that side of the stage pass out too. and watching vods, has anyone pointed out yet that mj's lean was faked with special shoes? i mean it wasn't faked, they used a prop. it's an illusion, like he's not actually... i mean the idea that he and his backup dancers could defy the laws of physics is insane. i'm sure it's still hard. 49ers had a march 2004 trade lined up that would have sent terrell owens to this afc team in exchange for a second round pick.
6:50 who was good in the 2000? i should know at least some candidates. an afc team in exchange for a second round pick. they probably were not good before going to the eagles, because second round pick. well, i guess t.o. was kind of a locker room poison. i mean, the colts were good and the chiefs, oh, he would have done some damage on the chiefs, man. chiefs are in the afc, right? he would have done with trent green
7:25 priest holmes and tony gonzalez, that would have been a freaking movie of an offense, bro. that sport would have been a movie. this orioles infielder won the 2004 home run derby. rafael palmeiro, pretty good guess. luca modric plays for what country? okay, well that's easy enough. antwerp, ghent and charleroi are the three most populated municipalities, cities slash municipalities in this european country.
8:02 oh, that's belgium. those three are more populated than brussels? to me, that's lisa kudrow 100%. the only question is, is it george clooney? or is it that the neck is not giving clooney, man. i'm going to go clooney just because the hair is so clooney ish, but the neck was not giving clooney. recently announced and soon to be released, this pizza chain will be offering a s'mores variety of their lava cakes dessert.
8:38 you know what i love? every once in a while i get to walk by a dairy, i'm just going to say pizza hut so there's no accusation of impropriety here. i walk by a dairy queen and it has a sign in front of it that takes me out every single time and it says, pizza night just changed forever. and then it has a picture of the famous
8:59 treats a pizza which is a a pizza that has a cookie crust and then ice cream on top and then like cookie crumbles and gummy worms and stuff like that and i just every time i walk by i just imagine showing up to hey be like texting my wife you just want pizza tonight i don't really feel like cooking do you just want pizza tonight and
9:23 yeah sure that's fine and then i come home with a with a treats of pizza and like open the box. the guy at the restaurant said that that it was perfect for pizza night. imagine man the treats of pizza on pizza night yeah well we got we got eight people okay so let's get one cheese pizza for the vegetarians and we'll get like one
9:53 supreme for the average pizza eater, but we gotta get at least one treat stuff for the people with a sweet tooth. we gotta get at least, if we're getting three pizzas, one of them's gotta be a treat stuff, okay? yeah, this is cheers, man. this is one of the most famous sitcoms of all time. after passing away, ryan reynolds, this is how i find out? he's an r.i.p.d. bro. who won best female video? is that really what the category is called, best female video?
10:28 this is obviously taylor swift. nah, i'm done man, i'm done. best female video is craved on the game. can't be saying that. is ripped the worst film ever? no, because they made a ripped 2, right? but ripped is one of the worst video games i've ever seen for sure. played it way back in the day. a racket, a court, a bench, a bar. i mean there's a lot of stuff
11:16 related to sports in here also a baseball glove, a baseball something you might call a mit a wiggle to motor to boogie a racket, a racket could also of course be a scam. breathing things you have to do to stay alive base has love at the end. not getting one right off the bat is kind of kind of throw me for a loop. things you commission a tribunal
12:01 has bun in the middle, has a type of bread in the middle. extreme, things that precede couponing. things that, wait, things that precede sports. am i barking up the wrong tree? bracket sports, extreme sports, water sports, motor sports, blank sports for a mariah or a blue. kinds of sports, okay.
12:32 and then we got baseball gloves still. things you wear on your... things you wear on your non dominant hand? wait, court could also be associated with love. could also be associated with spark if you're joni mitchell. wiggle. famous children's bands. bands that make children's music. breathing. bench. i mean bench, court, shoe. feels like it could be something, man. corset. things you wear on your waist.
13:17 things you tie up, things with laces, football, baseball glove, corset, shoe. holy cow, that's a big one. we puzzled that one out. i'm starting to realize, wait, is there a method to connections? do you find the one thing that feels like it could not fit in and then define the most emblematic aspect of that and then look for the things that match it instead of being like, whoa, head could mean 30 different things. breathing is interesting here.
13:52 breathing, breathing. get out of there, man. they should remove the right mouse button from mice. put on more buttons that slow down your dpi so you can snipe. a bench, a bar, an elbow, things you focus on when bench pressing. the bench, the bar, your breathing, and sometimes you do a little wiggle when you get onto the bench too just to make sure it's in the right position.
14:29 court tribunal way. okay, these are all legal words. bench bar tribunal court. words associated with the judiciary. head breathing wiggle elbow. i honestly have no idea. oh, room! things with blank room. okay. words before room to indicate extra space. the blank rooms with scott stiffler. you view yourself more as a mr. pink or a mr. brown? you know what's crazy?
15:15 people used to just say, are you a boobs or an ass man? now they got to resort to these euphemisms. hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the backrest, yeah. well, i'm right. women forced to me to hide in the back rooms. hiding in the back rooms. and you could do it because terry rhymes was scary. when salton visited some of me and scary became friends.
15:44 trying in vain to escape the store we was worked in. i'm still thinking about last week we were talking about movies and somebody they might be here so i'll give you a chance to elaborate but they typed the message that's been living rent free in my head which is it's so sad that he will never watch back rooms even though i think he'd fuck with it like they actually phrased it like
16:11 like it was problematic that i would never watch the movie the backrooms when i actually, i tried to see the backrooms and this was a different arc. i don't know if librarian ever made a video about it so you may not have seen it but i made a rant that is they're starting movies too damn late man. i don't mind if they have movies that are starting at like 11 15 p.m but if they could start one at like if they could do one show at 9 30 a.m
16:38 on saturdays and sundays. that would be so nice for me. just one show. i'm not saying you have to pull it from the evening and put it in the morning. just put one show in the morning. i know it would just be me and old people, but like that would be fine, man. imax shows are 4.30 and 9.45. it's pissing me off, man. come to hong kong, we do that. oh, whoa! ba, you a susher.
17:19 i want to go to hong kong to visit friends on august 4th. how was that? why august 4th? that's the date my app has been teaching me. i'm not actually leaving on august 4th to go to hong kong. that's just a coincidence. you said very friend? i said, i said, not my wang you, what the wang you.
18:02 i don't know librarian, i'm just going to call you the boss of books. zhi shi lao ban de shu. that's you now. from now on that's you. zhi shi ta shi lao ban de shu. how do you feel about that? and you know what? wuxiang yao mai yi ge shu. maybe maybe f***ing wao shang yao mai nagashu. wouldn't that be a good day for you?
18:41 wouldn't that be a good day for you? dallas cowboys or the... oh, you're right. it is ben shue, not guh shue. my bad, y'all. i think the dallas cowboys are more popular than the minnesota timberwolves. i think people google tesco to find the closest one to their airbnb. i think people are trying to figure out the differences between movie chani and book chani. never mind. still think zendaya is more popular.
19:19 honestly, those tires would go crazy though. like those as rims on your bike would go crazy. best buy is going to be up there. just from people googling how is best buy still open. zed versus mark ronson. zed's popular, but mark ronson is on uptown funk. so i think that alone might be 50 million streams a month. we take those. i'm going to say mark ronson clears frank ocean.
19:56 damn, people on spotify are tapped in, man. i really thought... i'm putting a lot of value on uptown funk, to be honest. at no point did i say mark ronson is better than frank ocean, by the way, and people are going, you're crazy. frank ocean has not been on uptown funk. that's all i'm saying. uptown funk, you hear it eight times every time you leave the house. migos. migos versus cher. now, if this was like 2018,
20:30 easy. and if it's like 1981, it's even easier. but in 2026, this is tough. i'm gonna say it's still migos. there's no shot happy is not getting at least 20 million plays a month just by itself. just for on the official no frills playlist, it's got to be at least getting 20 million. the invisible man versus i don't care anymore how you run around break away
21:09 could be good. take your big black crab and get out of here. it's probably still better than green lantern. problem is 5.7 is close to like the lowest score that netflix has ever seen. green lantern i have seen is easily in the bottom 5% of movies i've ever seen. it's truly horrible, but
21:32 okay, five and a half. i mean it doesn't get much lower than that. damn, the rim of the world looks like such total dog shit, man. just such absolute garbage. i can't believe i'm doing this. i'm actually going green lantern on this one. crazy. okay, now we get a gimme, which is nice. kind of crazy. people respect julianne more, but i don't think they respect her enough, bro.
21:59 she did the big lebowski, boogie nights and magnolia in like a two year period. that's such a crazy run. and she's done a lot of other awesome stuff. may, december, children of men. like she's been in some incredible work, man. i think la confidential, i think to be honest with you, i think it might be a better movie. these are both really, really good obviously. i do think that it's a little bit less
22:29 uh, likable. i think that you could watch this and be like, yeah, it was good, but it was kind of boring if you, if you're stupid. but i'm going to go with the big lebowski. no, you know what? fair enough. she did do evolution as well. take the leg. um, lunch with jay z or a chocolate bar. we're going to go with lunch with jay z. when you pay $19 million for lunch with warren buffett and he takes you through the mcdonald's drive through woman's forehead as ad space. i remember this. i believe that, uh,
23:05 i believe that she got 50 grand for this if i remember correctly. oh my god, i've heard 10 grand. that's not enough. that's not enough. original monopoly board has to be more than 10 grand. sealed first gen iphone.
23:30 i mean there's a lot of detestable motherfuckers out there who i think would buy this as like a historical relic. i have a hard time believing they would have to pay over $145,000 for it. okay that seems, i mean it's idiotic but still. game worn kobe bryant rookie jersey, i think that's going for $250,000. oh shit, i mean well they would have outbid me let's put it that way.
24:01 words in the gettysburg address or dimples on a golf ball? and this is rife for a fermi estimate, man. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. and then let's just multiply nine by one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. and then let's multiply that by two and a half. let's say it's about 230 in this, gettysburg address clears. shit, fuck you, enrico fermi. age elvis was when he died.
24:39 he was under 336 years old. caesar? caesar must have been in his 50s. well, i don't know. i mean, he spent like a decade just terrorizing gaul. i still think he was older than 42 though. no, 50s, okay. 55 caesars, 55 knives. vatican city has to have a population of like in the hundreds, i would imagine. okay.
25:15 songs the beatles released? it's gonna be under 800. it'll probably be several hundred but under 800. totally fine. we did pretty well today outside of music. top 7%. four songs remade 800 times. people, i still can't believe we're living in an era where the beatles are somehow underrated just because you think they're overrated so you give them no respect. listen, i fucking hate john lennon.
25:50 brother wrote dear prudence, okay? dear prudence is still, i mean, this is not even my favorite beatles song, it's in the top 25, but if you hear dear prudence and you go, yeah, this is probably just about the same as i can't get no satisfaction or something like that, you might need to get an ear transplant, okay? only a fool would say that shit. so it's evaporated milk and there's 12 cans. so this is 12 cans of nothing. it's 12 cans of, it's 12 empty cans. what do, i don't know what the fuck evaporated milk is, bro.
26:39 okay, but satisfaction is great. one of the all time top 10 songs to play on my daughter's xylophone. it's just behind twinkle twinkle little star. evaporated milk is just condensed milk. this is like vietnamese coffee shit? yes. no? no, it has no sugar. it has power. it's a can of powder? this is what you get when the cow is dehydrated?
27:17 they did write gimme shelter. i'll give you that. gimme shelter is an actually really good song. they were cooking with that one. with god as my witness, i have no idea. i have no idea. i'm going to assume that cans tend to be cheap unless it's sparkling water with a skull on it. so i'm going to say it's $8.99. $9.99. it's that easy, bro. milk is naturally half sugar? oh yeah, but like... it's an interesting message and i don't think... you're probably dealing with neurotypical people most of the time.
28:07 so this is not really fair to you to kind of like, gotcha like this. but it's an interesting message to write because it reveals so much about your personality. why would you write milk is naturally half sugar with a lull at the end of it unless you're trying to signal that you are anti sugar? which tells me, it tells me a certain something about you that you may have thought would be impossible to derive from just a simple sentence in twitch chat.
28:41 fair life plant in chat. fair life's the goat, 20 grams of plastic in each bottle scolded for a reckless lull. and don't even get me started.
29:02 so there was a new person in the peloton discord last week that said they're so lucky because their schedule allows them to eat 110 grams of protein by lunch. so it gives them a great start on hitting their macros for the day. you need to post a pic you better be the picture of that dude. you know when they want to say that someone had a good opinion, they always post a picture of like the muscle man at the keyboard and then the other side of the keyboard conversation is like the little kid with the glasses?
29:27 and then the other one is the really, really, really jack dude typing that's like, yes, actually, this would be a great way to get into the hobby. you better be that guy if you're bragging about 110 grams of protein by lunch, man. tajikistan. i forgot, tajikistan is the creed album cover where the giant is melting into the ground. what is the incision? verdict is in.
30:04 no appeal on a docket today just and or sin the walls cold and gray the cage made of steel and i said oh, oh it'd be so crazy to have two voices right now my head up high body's aching or my friend i'll say about us here. oh shit nigeria
30:43 closest to andorra. oh shit, is it just spain? no, it wouldn't be spain. it's in andorra and algeria. closest to u2. it's like, what the fuck? it's san marino? it's 895 kilometers from san marino. is it? it's not belgium, bro. don't be stupid. which one of these is an independent nation? corsica?
31:27 um... chardinia definitely seems like it's part of italy. is it monaco? still quite far from monaco, bro. is it liechtenstein? is it... fuck it, is it belgium? belgium's... is it the netherlands? motherfucker, man. i got sidetracked. i really... because andorra is so small, in my brain i just went, oh, algeria is closer because there's like way more red here. they got me on that one, that's fine.
32:27 i hate that the globe isn't a globe. it's a globe and in global the globe is a globe. in global the globe is a globe. i feel like i'm talking like those motherfuckers and singing in the rain. moses supposes his toes are roses as moses supposes his toes is to be. moses! as moses supposes his toes is to be. you know what the type of shit i'm talking about? those motherfuckers. gene kelly ass. lieth insinuee middle aged motherfucker.
33:11 you're like the pharaoh islands or something. ah, fuck! cabo verde? the falklands? malvinas? there we go. oh, you know what? now i realize they're doing this is now that i found out that worldla is curated because of the england argentina game today, unless it's a hell of a coincidence, now that i find out it's curated, honestly, i've lost a little respect for you.
33:43 i thought we were playing an honest objective dull. i didn't realize we were playing a dull where they had their finger on the scale a little bit. because now we could bring contextual information to that dull and we could succeed not on geographical knowledge but on knowledge of other things that are happening in our surroundings. i find that mildly disappointing. i find it slightly disrespectful to be honest with you. you know what's crazy is finding out people are like, wow, for once england soccer isn't shit. bro, you're really outing yourself as a casual viewer.
34:18 they were literally in the finals of euro just a few years ago bro. i'm not like other casual fans. i don't pay attention to just the world cup. i pay attention to the world cup and euro, okay? i pay attention to both of the biggest tournaments that happen every few years. you're outing yourself as a casual bro. you have to understand it's part of our culture to say that. yeah well it's also part of your culture to have
34:54 pubs where you sit down at a table but then you have to go to the bar to order food?
35:03 but then they bring the food to your table, there's an asymmetry going on where they, because i'm from a place where they come to your table to take the order and then they also bring the food to your table. but you sit down at one of these british pubs, you're looking around like, oh they hate me, they hate me. then all of a sudden you go up to the bar, they're like are you all right? and you're like no i'm not all right, i'm hungry. i want a pretty good curry and the worst pizza i've ever had in my life. can you make that happen?
35:40 everything in its right place. don't say a pint of blended beans, man. although that kind of sounds like something you'd use for like annunciation practice. a pot of blended beans. a pot, a pot, a pot of blended beans. touchstone with nick nolte. i'm going to say this is 48 hours. it's a comedy. i'm going to say it's 48 hours too. another 48 hours.
36:19 see what happens when a dirty bum meets the filthy rich. beverly, oh this is down and out in beverly. we've had this like 10 times, man. i get it wrong every time. we've had it 10 times. down and out in beverly hills. warner brothers. starring danny glover. week seven made 40 million. it doesn't feel like this would be a lethal weapon, man. this is glory. it's not glory. it's the color purple.
36:59 it's a color purple. it's about life. it's about love. it's about power. it's about drive. by the way, when i was searching for cringe song by the rock, you know how many ai results i had to search through, i should say, that were like, it's from this rap song that he did in 2021. no, it's not, bro. it's called the pie. it's from 1998.
37:28 and you don't even want to know what kind of stuff he gets up to in the pie. what the hell was slick rick doing in the pie, man? i'll say it! the slick rick guest verse from the music video release of the art of storytelling part 1, they should have put it on the album. the art of storytelling part 1 is still one of the best songs on equemini, but it doesn't hit the same without the slick rick verse at the end. it needs the three verses, okay? andre, are you listening?
38:05 sally fields in a it's fried green tomatoes, right? no, just when is just when you think you found the right guy someone even worse comes along are you steamed magnolias james garner? are you on golden pond? what are you emma a divorced single mother seeking to start her life over moves to a small town in arizona she befriends murphy the older local pharmacist things turn complicated when her ex husband shows up. i
38:39 murphy's romance. i don't know that one to be honest with you. i've never heard of it the fit is actually awesome though holy cow, the healed blundstones with the high waisted jeans and then the lazily buttoned up printed shirt like that's a crazy fit. yo, hey sally does he dog bite? is that what you're is that what you're trying to do? i mean i get that you're also your propositioning sally field, but are you doing like ah hey sally
39:11 the adventures of skeet and skeet men. rob lowe from 1986. a sport romance. the ice, the fire, the fight to be best. you young guns? young guns? young guns too maybe? cynthia gibb? skilled young hockey prospect hoping to attract the attention of professional scouts as pressure to show he can fight if challenged during a stay in a canadian minor hockey town.
39:43 youngblood! oh, it's not young guns. it's youngblood. and then universal starring robert redford. history, drama, romance. this seems like out of africa with meryl streep. yeah, okay. 45th percentile, i can live with that. oscar slop. i remember, i think it was on survivor iii in africa, if you won the reward challenge, you got to watch the movie out of africa.
40:22 they were dead ass like, damn, here's at the time an 18 year old movie. enjoy 90 minutes of escapism. it is kind of a disgusting joke. they were like, bro, we're already in africa. show me a movie about like australia or some shit like that. i could just look around me and see africa. the blue collar worker won that one. i thought ethan won that one. the best american soccer player of all time, ethan from season three of survivor.
41:10 costco canada confirmed to have deep fryers by the way corey listen i'm that might be right, but i do want to know what the source is please tell me the source is not a liar in your chat who said i used to work there and just wants attention tell me at least that there's a picture of a costco kitchen that has confirmed it a chatter who went yesterday. okay. can you elaborate? what did they do to? to get this evidence
41:40 costco food, costco food court liar. yeah, bro. i was there. they peeked into the kitchen. i'm sorry again. i'm not married to the idea that costco doesn't have deep fryers, but hearsay from a corey chatter who peeked into the kitchen is not enough for me. a picture, a picture from the voyage would have done it. a picture of baskets in oil would have done it a hundred percent.
42:12 but hearsay from one dude who peeked over the counter into the kitchen, i don't buy it. rosemarying the food court? you're arguing the arguer, not the argument, corey. this would not pass in court. we do need a corey irl stream where he goes up and asks if they have deep fryers. and then, by the way, you know me, i hope you wouldn't think that if you had a video of that and they went, yeah, we have fryers, i wouldn't go, well, that's just one costco.
42:49 i would obviously be like, okay, you're right, you're right and i was mistaken. you fucking would? no, i wouldn't. because at costco, i'm assuming they're overhead costs. they try to keep them as lean as possible because the profit margins are like 2%. so i'm assuming they basically, it's like building something in prison architect. they have like a blueprint of costco that they just go and pop it over there, right? like control c, control v. they can't be messing around with too many, like augmenting the blueprints and stuff like that.
43:33 i dead ass need to go to costco today. librarian, don't waste your time. the reason is, i don't really care if they have deep fryers at an american costco, you have a different menu. and i'm not just like, there's a market difference between the american costco food court and the canadian costco food court. they would have different things in the kitchen. i have no idea what they have in an american costco kitchen. but then there is one more thing, corey, that i want to say. and that's that even if they do have fryers, i've had the chicken strips.
44:14 i don't think they're frying the chicken strips. i think the chicken strips are, even if they have fryers, they might be frying the fries. but i do believe they're baking the tenders in the shitty industrial ovens. because the breading is soft, man. the breading is not crispy. it's soft. i've watched them fry the strips. i can't take this as evidence until i see it. i hate to do this, but if you get the chance, and i'll only accept this from corey, or from somebody else at a canadian costco with video evidence,
44:56 if you go to the costco food court and you ask them, do you deep fry the chicken tenders here? and you record them saying yes, i would 100% believe you. 100% believe you. without a doubt. you won't believe your close friend. my close friend has not done the work yet. my close friend is relying on hearsay from somebody else. this is why we got ourselves into this misinformation mess.
45:32 we have a low trust source of information that is being parroted by a high trust individual. that does not elevate the low trust information, the high trust. the information is what determines the quality of the source, okay? get out the meta glasses, corey. i don't know anybody who's in evil dead rise unless bruce campbell has a cameo. this is not helping me. jayden daniels is in this? the washington commander's quarterback?
46:22 bruce campbell's in it! okay, wait, save. save, save, saved. okay, it's so doable. motherf i forgot this is actually like a woody allen movie. kind of he's given a little mcconnell in this for sure. let me think about how we would get to francis. i'm thinking there's something that it'll be like mia farrow, be kind rewind. yeah, i've seen it. you think i've never been sweeted? and then to get to francis,
46:55 i'm feeling like, okay, here's it. it's jack black, tropic thunder, ben stiller, happy gilmore, adam sandler, billy madison, steve buscemi, fargo, and then, i mean, you know, this is booked from this point. you go back to nomadland, get out via david strathairn, and then we're trying to get to bruce campbell. wait, i fucked up so bad because
47:33 we could just go back to nomadland, francis mcdormand, and then darkman is a sam raimi movie with bruce campbell in it. wait, but that's, oh, it went swanky? okay, we'll just add three and we'll call it swanky. i did forget to get swanky in there. but the rare double back through nomadland to get to bruce
47:57 you can't go back to francis? of course you can go back to francis. you can't go francis nomadland francis, but you can go francis nomadland david nomadland francis. absolutely. absolutely you can. what was the point? all right. i'd like to see you take a crack at it, smart guy. you'd be obsession, obsession. by the way, i'm going 10 toes down on this, okay?
48:39 and spread in both cheeks. i've seen, i don't remember the name, what's the name of the guy who directed backrooms? kane hodder? kane parsons, right? i've seen a lot of people almost, they've taken how amazing it is that he directed the movie at age 20 and they're now using it against him. they'll be like, yeah, but he's only 20, lol. from the twisted 20 year old mind of kane parsons. i'll say as a 37 year old guy, it's still fucking crazy. it's still fucking crazy at age 20 he made a good movie.
49:10 i haven't seen it but by all accounts it seems like at least the reception was mildly positive. it's kind of incredible. i mean honestly, for a dude who's like 32 to make a good movie is kind of amazing. there's lots of people my age making movies that kind of suck to be honest with you. even paul thomas anderson, bro, was 27 or something when he made boogie nights, okay?
49:40 now surely, cain parsons has a boogie nights in him in the next six years, right? ignoring the fact that it's the, maybe, in my opinion, one of the greatest movies ever made. backrooms too, as good as boogie nights? are you buying or selling on cauchy? you're selling? great, because i'm buying. flipadelphia and vancouver. that's tough. i feel like we never trade. three plus teams played for in his career? that's luke shen, bro.
50:20 looks like a streamer. dallas three plus teams played for in his career. give me a... give me a... there's a lot so many options are coming to mind right now. give me a brett hull drunk in the team photo, which is crazy. calgary three plus teams played for in his career. on this one, let's go with like um... give me a michael camilleri. also looks a little bit like a streamer to be honest. and then i've decided
51:00 i've decided i don't care about the rest of these. this adam foote should count for this though. i've decided i don't care about the rest of these. goodbye. verbatim? was it rubada? verbatim was on the avalanche? he was on the coyotes for sure. oh, i forgot about antoine roussel.
51:40 we've had a lot of... we oftentimes overpay in free agency as canucks fans for pests that then play like six games for the team and break their orbital bone or something like that and then retire immediately after. it happens like once every three years. director actor olivia wilde contains an f, v, the invite. that's easy enough. one word title, ignore the. okay. how about book smart? boom, looking for this. three or more word title.
52:25 okay, literally you're gonna be like, oh those three are obvious? bro, we didn't play any movies in which she's only an actor. we played her entire fucking filmography as a director. that's kind of, that's, i think we deserve to, a little plus two ally points for that to be honest. i love booksmart. it's literally good. just never ask r slash sips tea how they feel about this. i liked it better when it was called superbad. yeah, i mean, yeah okay.
52:53 superbad, as we all know, is the first crude coming of age movie that centers around the high school graduation. superbad pioneered the formula. i mean, it came out in the halcyon days of 2007, which i believe was around the dawn of popular cinema. it's literally good! director, actor ryan gosling. i literally don't know what you've directed, but you're in first man, which i can only assume is an angel studios film about adam and then a one word title
53:33 half nelson's... i was gonna say half baked. half nelson does not have a hyphen apparently. one word... well there's drive, of course. barbie. lars and the real girl seems too... it's gonna have too high a percentage here because only my viewers play this game and i always play that. project hail mary gonna be up there. you know what? i'm gonna try... i'm gonna try drive here. i think barbie's gonna get the bulk. three or more word title with ryan gossel. let's go the place betwixt the pines. beyond the pines.
54:20 sure. uh, margot robbie, one word title. it's gotta be i, tonya. yo, i, tonya. it has a y in it, bro. what a picture. three or more word title, margot robbie. this is not a flex. like it's gonna get, have a high percentage, but still.
54:45 and a one word title for margot robbie trying to not go with barbie. oh, i really should have played a big, bold, beautiful tomorrow, you fucking piece of shit movie. you second worst movie i've seen in 2026 ass. one word title from margot. i'm gonna say barbie. 50% is kind of merciful on that one, i think, to be honest. the hell is this, man?
55:23 ryan gosling hollywood's demigod. i haven't seen that one. the death and life of bobby z with paul walker and laurence fishburne. so it's like they're in the wild west and yet he's holding an m16. this could be awesome. this could be incredible. it's just a cowboy hat. bro, it's not just a cowboy hat. look at what fucking paul walker is wearing, bro. that's cowboy attire.
56:12 it's like a red velvet suit. he literally looks like austin powers. that's a suit, bro. it's a crushed, it's a maroon crushed velvet suit, okay? that's from the wild west. it's about a dea agent. yo, i'm an ibs officer. you don't hear me repeating it every time i pass go. reactionary, an adjective meaning relating reactionary? ingredient, a noun meaning something that intellectual, an adjective meaning of or
57:05 an adjective meaning of whatever you say. eavesdrop, a verb meaning to listen secret. effortless, an adjective meaning... can i say something by the way? fate conspired to have me stop at a subway for dinner last night later than i would have liked and i realized something. i looked around the parking lot and all i saw were like dodge ram 1500s, toyota tacomas, etc. etc. is subway now... is it chug coded?
57:41 not to say that all people driving trucks are chuds, but like when you are in the city and you look around a parking lot and it's all trucks, it's an interesting sort of, it's not a representative average sample, let's put it that way. do not say always has been. that is in 2003, subway was not chud coded at all. no, it wasn't. happy gilmore was eating it. happy gilmore wasn't a chud. people were getting salads on baguettes.
58:17 my mom was not a chud for getting a footlong veggie delight in 2003. people were driving there in priuses and shit, man. sorry you had to find out this way. look at their previous mascot. oh, well, that's kind of like... i think it's a bad faith way to argue, okay? like...
58:45 jared is obviously a chud, but now you're suggesting that anybody who goes to the restaurant is like like jared coded or something like if they're still going like the restaurant didn't make jared a chud he was like, i don't know it was in there before he got the bar. maybe the money changed him i don't know man, but like something so it's not associated with the sandwiches. okay, and
59:17 happy gilmore killed his wife? he's definitely a chud. whatever happens in the second movie is not canon, okay? i haven't seen the second movie. so i don't know what happens in the second movie. also, if he kills his wife, and i'm assuming his wife was, um, what's her name from modern family, it's literally probably the actress' fault because she said, i don't want to do happy gilmore 2. this movie's gonna suck.
59:47 so he had to do, so julie bowen, thank you, he had to do something to get julie bowen's character out of the movie. otherwise the whole time you're watching happy gilmore 2 you'd probably be like where's julie bowen? where's julie bowen? actually she's still in it a lot. does she go happy look out! you know what i'm talking about? happy look out. happy gilmore gets hit by beetle. yes. this is the probably in the top five julie bowen line reads in history.
1:00:37 worm. happy look out! ahh! happy look out! ahh! top 10 most disturbing movies because of what we now know. bully doesn't know nerd is a karate kid. youtube is so fucking funny, man. pour coca cola and batteries into a hole. half the world doesn't know.
1:01:29 okay, like look at this bro. first off, when animals think no one's watching backyard edition, that bear is gonna eat that lady. that lady is literally, that's her last known photograph before she dies. but what is this? pour coca cola and batteries into a hole? half the world doesn't know? what is this, algo? bro, this is an incognito window. this is what youtube is trying to serve you, like right off the bat.
1:02:11 andrew scheer goes off on cbc. they're still making andrew scheer's sigma videos? bro lost the election like eight years ago or something. what the... andrew scheer goes off on cbc host live. she got mad. oh, fuck. she got mad. doesn't she know that's how you lose the argument? learn to sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction. minotaur. a noun meaning a monster shaped half like a man and half
1:03:01 it's not shaped half like a man, half like a bull. it is half man, half bull. you're implying it's something else that they have shaped in such a way as to be, well, that's true. it is shaped 100% like a minotaur.
1:03:27 a verb meaning to descend as from oh two l's two l's in repel wonderkind wonder can you know holy shit bro supercilious a adjective meaning coolly and patronizingly i'm not supercilious i am a little silly aggrandizement a verb meaning to make great or great squadron a noun meaning a unit of military or seminal a noun meaning
1:03:55 akashas. a noun meaning... we were so close. w minecraft for teaching me how to spell every tree. these are in hard. okay, fucking akila. fuck you. a grandizement isn't a hard word. it's a fairly hard word. it has a fucking z in it. how did you know it wasn't seminal with an a? because she didn't say seminal, bro. she said seminal.
1:04:31 you're gonna be on my ass for not understanding the tones of mandarin chinese after two months? i'm gonna be on your ass for not understanding the tones of english after 30 fucking years. she didn't say seminal, she said seminal. two markedly different motherfucking words, bro. she also says a adjective. she's doing her best, okay? she's doing her best, okay? this is one of the worst looking pizzas i've ever seen in any one of these games.
1:05:22 yeti, by the way, thank you for your message. i'm not going to read it, but it did remind me of the best letterbox review, which is prezzo's review of don't look up that he posted two days ago that has no rating and just says, don't look up gay porn. it's just a bunch of guys putting their dicks in other guys' butts, which i think is using the platform in the best way it could possibly be used.
1:05:53 it's uh... the one like a week before that is like he watched mean girls but in a youtube edit where they took out all the parts where they're bullying each other and he said like, i have to say girls was a pretty good movie. he's nothing but eaters man. this is just really not a good looking pizza. i'm not saying i wouldn't eat it but is it possible that this is from the united kingdom? served on top of what appears to be like the back of an action figure box.
1:06:32 i should have known. in scandinavia they're doing all sorts of fucked up shit with their pizzas, man. ja heli ha pizza from finland, i guess. yeah, man. it does look like road rash. that is... i gotta give that a pass to be honest with you. it looks like a lunchable. bamboo shoots that are soaked and cooked with ground nut sauce. bamboo shoots. bamboo shoots. south africa? cool.
1:07:25 i guess it should be bamboo grows predominantly. i think bamboo just grows wherever it fucking wants. i was gonna say i mostly associate it with like, well china, but then also the tropics. but then my kid used to go to a daycare and their yard was fucking infested with bamboo, man. it could be canada, i guess is what i'm trying to say. that's cool. how about nigeria? to the slight southeast of nigeria. how about somalia? somewhere in the middle of africa.
1:08:05 like the congo, the dr congo, borders to the east, kenya, uganda. i'll say it, man. i didn't read this part about how it's included in the bagisu's famous mbalu circumcision rites. i had a pass on that for now, but maybe a bite. maybe i'll have a bite. that's an nanaimo bar from nanaimo, vancouver island. that's from canada. and they're really fucking good, bro.
1:08:45 they are not called mabel squares. they're called nanaimo bars and they're really good. corey doesn't like them. corey's not a big nanaimo bar guy, but that's okay. they are pure sugar. i can't deny that. how does it make you feel that our grandfathers were eating nanaimo bars for dessert every day? and when they were 60 and they took off their shirt, they still had abs. kind of interesting, right? no, they didn't. mine did. under his belly hair.
1:09:29 mine was looking a little bit you ever seen that's my boy with adam sandler and andy samberg? and then james caan is like a priest and he takes off his shirt and he's weirdly like sinewy for an 80 year old guy and he starts going like he's a little bit like that. he also used to go to the gym. not that's my boy but in uh this is my grandfather. wait what the hell is cuisine match?
1:10:09 but those are innovating, bro. anyway, he used to... so probably the worst i ever slept in my entire life was the summer of ninth grade where i didn't have a job and was not going to get one because i was 13 years old. and my mom said, okay, but you can't just sit around the house doing nothing watching the movie channel all day. so you have to go to the gym with your grandpa. so i would go to sleep at around one in the morning every night, wake up at 6 45 am
1:10:40 get in my grandpa's truck, he would drive us to the ymca and we would work out for like two hours but i swear all the dude did was bicep curls. he would pick a spot on the bench and he would be doing bicep curls when i left him and he'd be doing bicep curls when i got back. and then he would right after, and this was probably why this period was devastating for my health, right after that
1:11:11 we would drive to the walmart at the frontenac mall that had a mcdonald's in it and he would order two entire mcdonald's breakfast combos and i would order one. and then he would read the newspaper and eat two sausage mcmuffins and two hash browns and like two cups of coffee while i read the movie review section of the globe and mail and found out what they thought about master and commander, the far side of the world. okay, zimbabwe. zimbabwe's got beef jerky.
1:11:47 did he get heart disease? can i tell you something? bro is still cooking at 90. do you know how messed up it is for a man to get to 90 years old? not the sort of thing that never happens, but like that's got to be in like the upper decile. like one in 10 men born in the 1930s hits 90, maybe one in eight. i'm not trying to overglaze him, but unless you're asian,
1:12:17 okay, kate. yeah, unless you're, well if you're asian, i'm not suggesting there's no asian grandpas that have not made it to 90, but yeah, yeah, that's true.
1:12:27 but can i say quit bragging, quit bragging. my wife's always telling me like we've now and she's just being an actuary which is fair but she will tell me about like what her life is going to look like after i die and she's not even saying it like it's going to happen in like the next 10 years but she's like you know like statistically speaking i'm probably going to outlive you by like 20 years and at this point i'm just like yeah it's true i might make it 80, i might make it 90 but like
1:12:55 she's younger than me, asian, lighter than me. she's a woman. she's got like many factors that are compounding to work in her advantage. let's put it that way. and then genetically, i don't know. yeah, plus she lives in vancouver.
1:13:24 genetically, i don't know too because i got a 90 year old grandpa, but then like my other grandpa, he died at like 65 or maybe 62, but it was like all lifestyle problems. so i don't know what, but maybe his genes were only going to let him get it, get to 66 or 67. i don't know. statistics don't equal anecdotes. yeah. but can i, can i ruin your life for the rest of the time that you're on the planet?
1:13:48 your plan for what the rest of your life should look like in terms of your longevity and your healthspan is going to be better informed by the anecdotes of your family than by the broad statistics of a representative sample of the population. if you want to figure out how long you can expect to be healthy, don't go look up how long does the average person in my country live. ask your mom or your dad, hey, what kind of problems did your parents have?
1:14:17 it's a rare situation where the anecdotes are actually way more statistically valid than the broad statistics. unfortunately, sorry to ruin your life, but you were being glib. you were doing a dunning kruger thing and trying to, mmm, a little more sodium chloride next time. now they're all posting clueless. now they're saying, i harsh the vibes. okay, well you guys do that all the time. i'm not allowed to do it once? one time i'm not allowed to harsh the vibes one time?
1:14:56 meanwhile, you can come in here every day and harsh the vibes. no, motherfucker. hummus. hummus belongs in serious cuisine. tre bien. samoa's cuisine. i'm going to say samoa has the curry and the tomatoes. that's luau. i have never harsh the vibes. spinny boy, you're telling no lies. you're literally a vibe creator. i mean, even you could have said, you can't talk to me like that.
1:15:36 america is bombing my country right now. but instead you said, yeah, it almost got me. i also almost got got by bombs dropped by american planes. like you turned it into a joke, which you didn't have to do. but i greatly respect your instinct to turn it into humor, as a mechanism to cope. i think this is morocco. now, grenada is interesting, man. it's definitely not udon.
1:16:12 i don't, this looks so much like something they would serve you in scotland. it's gotta be this. it's like there was an entire unpeeled turnip served on the plate, man. it's an entire unpeeled turnip. now this definitely looks like filipino cuisine to me. this is like a ceviche type of thing. i'm gonna have to say it's the tukbegi. oh, that was swedish. i was way off on that one.
1:16:50 it's gonna be fried dough, because this is like shabu shabu from japan. and this is definitely like, well i was gonna say united kingdom, but maybe it's australia because i think it's got passion fruit on it. martinique. i'm gonna say it's not the poulet rouge chicken wrap. and it's not the, well, that looks good as fuck. i'm not gonna deny it. like a taco salad shepherd's pie, but it's gotta be that. okay, this game, i'll just say it man, too easy.
1:17:26 the fuck is martinique? i'd like to spend some time in martinique. i think also it's broken because i tried to do the plate up and it told me i got five and today's distribution was 6.6. bro, i didn't do the plate up. you got me confused. pretty pretty people there. when can we expect chinese bob dylan? bro, they probably already have him. his name's jay chu maybe. but also
1:18:03 if i was going to do chinese bob dylan, yeti, i know you're here. it's got to be, it feels like the best chinese bob dylan song would definitely be a hard rain's gonna fall from the bootleg series volume 5, the rollin' thunder review. because every single sentence starts with i and is about something he did in the past tense.
1:18:24 i've walked seven jagged highways. i've walked through the cover of eight ragged forests or something like that. that shit in mandarin might have aura. i'll say it, bro. the soul looks really good. double cheeseburger or biscoff and kinder bueno donuts.
1:18:57 i'm glad biscoff's having a moment again, man. i love the flavor of biscoff. i feel like the cheeseburger's gonna win though. literally, if something that's bad for you has protein, people think it's good for you. and if something bad for you has sugar, they think it's even worse for you. i think we're in the denouement of peak protein, but it's still taking way too long for the culture to shift, man. chicken curry and rice with a bottle of moretti. doesn't look that good.
1:19:29 the bento also doesn't look that good but people hate me for saying it but it i mean there's no shot of bentos losing here even versus beer. rainbow cookie egg roll? i bet that's awesome. i bet that tastes awesome but we'll go steak and chips. hot dog with a pie with a pint of ala coke premium or lollies low lollies loaded bubble waffle? something ain't right about this.
1:20:07 you could tell the dude taking the picture. it's like he's got the camera in his mouth for one, but the waffle's gonna win. hot dog, popcorn and coke, 16 pounds 30 or lobster. okay, the lobster steak, chicken tender and salad already consumed. free with sweet admission. free with sweet admission is not free, bro. also, you're in the damn suite. are you supposed to be able to see the basketball game?
1:20:43 how far away is the seat from the basketball game, man? that's crazy. i feel like honestly, the price is high on this, but you're in boston, so i mean, you should be used to it by now. and also, you got a lot of popcorn. it's fenway park, bro. you're going to see the red sox. like what'd you expect? fuck you, man. big bag of salted peanuts or jerk chicken and rice? i would say both look pretty good, but i mean,
1:21:18 peanuts? big bag of salted peanuts for one pound thirty? they said no? sausage roll looks horrible versus the cheeto lotte. corn from the cob. i'll say, if it's got the stock still, that's still on the cob, man. there's no shot, that's losing. vegan tacos, vegan tacos versus unicorn pancakes with confetti syrup.
1:22:00 i still think, and not to put this evil on them because the food was all right, most millennial meal i've ever had in my entire life was definitely, there used to be a twin peaks themed restaurant in vancouver called the black lodge that only served vegan food. i believe i had like a vegan hot dog and vegan poutine. and even when i was eating it, i was like, what am i doing, man? why the hell am i eating a vegan hot dog at the black lodge? it must've been good as fuck. it was like,
1:22:33 like the first bite was kind of like, this is like almost as good as what i would describe as a normal hot dog, not to be rude. but then every subsequent bite was just kind of like, how did they make this? which is not fair because i also like, i never eat a normal hot dog and then go, how did they make this? it's probably like equally horrifying if not worse. but it's just tough for me because i just cannot
1:23:06 no disrespect to minnesota, i think you're doing your best, but i cannot be clicking on unicorn pancakes with confetti syrup. you just can't be like... i'm sorry, i'm like, there's so many evil thoughts in my head, but the other thing that's just going off of my head over and over is this. when the unicorn pancakes with confetti syrup arrive at the table, like that's what it's giving me. not the koopa divorce court one where they go,
1:23:45 i gotta go vegan tacos on that one. both look awesome, man. it's hard to beat bratwurst in a pint for £1.40, mate. okay, chipotle burger looks like the inside of it was generated by ai. also, let me... i'm glad you're seeing a bayern mönchengame. let me know how alfonso davies does. i haven't seen him... i've watched the whole world cup. i haven't seen him play too much. currywurst literally doesn't lose, never mind.
1:24:23 damn, community average 8.2. so the scrandel is like the only dull where the average person does insNLy well. like that's flabbergasting to me. for selling a smokeless shotgun propellant called ballistite to italy, what famous scientist was accused of treason by the french government in 1891? louis pasteur?
1:24:58 known for inventing a casing for nitroglycerin, what sweet oh, it's nobel, bro. damn, no wonder he made the prize. bro was seriously like he was an arms dealer prior to the peace prize stuff, huh? chomp peg in the willamette valley and a town set up by john jacob astor were two of the earliest european settlements in what us state? new york?
1:25:35 home to crater lake? okay, it's fucking oregon, motherfucker. asshole. what painter of primavera supposedly painted his mystical nativity based on the sermons of the mad monk savonarola? botticelli. literally just a guess. complete shot in the dark. first crossbred at winthrop university, an npr reporter described rolling on the floor and having hallucinations upon what trying what, ed curie creation?
1:26:13 lsd? oh shit, it's actually like the boot jalokia. pepper x has since unseated what wrinkly cultivar is the spiciest chili pepper in the world? the carolina, the carolina reaper? director from the twisted mind of curry barker. curry barker did obsession, bro. it's that easy. pretty good day, 12 points, man. peruvian, i'm not gonna read that just in case it's something bad, but i do like fake names for chili peppers. let's put it that way.
1:27:04 good call. i also feel like a hard rain's gonna fall in chinese could be crazy, because it does also start with like, it says a lot of where have you been and zainar has aura, man. maybe zainar love. my blue eyed son, zainar love. my darling young one, zainar love. i gotta learn more chinese, man. i gotta become fluent in mandarin asap. when were these people born? okay.
1:27:51 i gotta think about this for a second. the youngest motherfucker on the list is definitely morgan freeman. betty white was almost 100 when she died in like 2018. she was born in like 1918, so let's move her down here. clint eastwood obviously younger than betty white, but still old. older than mick jagger for sure. now lucille ball, maybe mick jagger's older than or younger than morgan freeman. i gotta think about this for a second. lucille ball
1:28:24 is the tricky one. willie nelson is 90 something. is clint eastwood 90? it would have been 20, late 20s during the man with no name movies in the mid 60s. born in like 19, maybe 1930 something. willie nelson is 90 something. i think he's slightly older than clint eastwood, as crazy as that sounds.
1:28:52 and then lucille ball, famous for i love lucy in the late 50s. i have to imagine she would have been 30, so like born in 1920. i think lucille ball is right there. now mick jagger, stones were coming up early 60s. you gotta imagine he was 20. that would make him like 86. morgan freeman, i'm gonna say he was 60 when driving miss daisy came out in 1990.
1:29:27 born in 19... there's no way morgan freeman's 94 years old. they're all wrong. they're all wrong. which means they're all right. okay. morgan freeman, 1937. willie nelson, 1933. clint eastwood, 1930. yeah, okay. we were in the right ballpark. we had them paired. bro said, pepper pig. worsher pagie. it's crazy how much of it we've retained.
1:30:25 come on, what you don't like fucking chinese peppa pig, bro? i did not dub it into chinese. someone in china dubbed it into chinese. i'm just parroting it. you guys are all shook up, uh huh. higher percentage of more recent housing units. i'm gonna say orlando. the city beautiful. i'm buddy dwyer. i'd like to welcome you to our beautiful city of orlando.
1:31:17 whether you're taking in a sporting game, visiting one of our beautiful parks, or just enjoying the world's worst airport, we invite you to sit back, relax, and take in everything. it makes orlando, the city, beautiful. anyone else ever ride the mco tram to get from where your plane lands to the rest of the airport? i guess i'm a moron because i thought like, because i've been to other airports, i thought the plane would land at the airport. but apparently in orlando, we do things a little differently down here. the plane lands someplace else
1:31:47 and then you take a train to the airport. that's a real good impression. i've been to orlando a lot and there's been some good memories there too to be fair and then i'll just keep my mouth shut for the rest of it. which has a higher percentage of workers in agriculture, forestry, fishing and hunting? interesting. it can't be between dc and baltimore. which voted more for obama?
1:32:26 northeastern washington, which has a... i don't know everything about spokane. maybe spokane is innocent, but from hearing people from northwestern washington speak about northeastern washington, i'm going to say they probably went a little more red in 2012. syracuse, i mean, it's in new york, so let's use a heuristic here.
1:32:54 higher percentage of people with individual incomes over 100k. yeah, it's probably going to be the gvrd bro. higher mean daily high temperature in the fall. i have to imagine that's malaysia for some reason it's not loading but yeah it was a 24 point difference holy cow. this was an easy one today man. you ever been to syracuse as a child? yeah. my
1:33:37 my family would sometimes drive over the border to watertown and participate in a canadian pastime buying the same goods from a different store that you do in canada. and i think there might have been some times we went as far as syracuse. i have no memory of it whatsoever. astera say, heraldic charges, national symbols of scotland. is this tartan? thistle, okay, my bad. fictional laboratories, black mesa.
1:34:24 it's the black mesa research facility. now if you're a plant from scotland, you're like, what the fuck? so i'm a joke to you? 1930s controversies? well, i see neville chamberlain, so this will be appeasement. 1895 animal births. trick horses. i have no idea. oh, clever hans. i got him confused with mr. hans. this is the one where it was like, you ask him a math question and he clumps out the right answer, right?
1:34:56 but it turns out it was just the dude would like look the horse in the eye until it was time to stop clomping. super hans? the sum is rather moreish. 1730s introductions that measure angles? i mean, i'm going to say it's an astrolabe. fuck a sexton. as bad as astrolabe was, i was going to type protractor first. so i think this is a less bad wrong answer.
1:35:34 commercial free television networks in the united states c span i'm getting my ass beaten today, man bronze age sites in palestine cities founded by alexander the great populated places of the of the byzantine empire your gaza gaza city bats in culture philosophy of mind literature you are a
1:36:13 subjective experiments in the philosophy of my... what is it like? literally i was gonna type energy vampire. i would not, i would have looked so silly but then i just said it instead. does look like a slay the spire enemy. 20th century french mathematicians. fields medalists. i have no idea man. alexander grothendieck. the leading figure in the creation of modern algebraic geometry. don't...
1:37:00 don't say it. don't say it. this guy seems very... he won a fields medal, bro. i haven't even won... what are the awards called for streamers? i haven't even won a streamer award, bro. jinxy flushed me last year for best strategy gamer. 21st century social movements, slogans, social justice organizations, criticisms of police brutality. this is black lives matter.
1:37:39 i'll just say anybody that is not getting this right should not be playing catfishing at this point because this like unless you're two years old you should have this for sure 82% little embarrassing. batman, vampire, dracula, echolocation who the fuck is getting 10 out of 10? same motherfucker that goes to all the trivia on the disney cruise cruises and gets 20 out of 20 on the non you're supposed to
1:38:15 if you get 20 out of 20 on one of the disney cruise trivias, you're supposed to fuck off on the next trivia and go do something and give somebody else a chance, bro. give somebody who maybe gets 18 out of 20 a chance, okay? you get 19 out of 20, you're allowed to stay. 20 out of 20, they should kick you out. they should be like, we need to like rebalance it, okay? i know two of the 14 people who got 10s today. are they legit? i believe they're legit. there's people better than me at trivia out there for sure.
1:39:11 157, 148, 150, 151. oh, we go again. reload it, delete your cookies and go again. am i the asshole guesser? we did it once and it's all right, don't get me wrong, it's all right. but i do think it's hampered by the fact that i sincerely believe that approximately
1:39:59 one in 10 reddit posts are actually written by human beings in good faith. and the other... please make it out of the rough, man. the other 9 out of 10 are either written by people who are robots or alternatively are creative writing props. i'm not gonna say there's never been an am i the asshole post that's real and they're the asshole.
1:40:34 but it takes a very special kind of person to post the story that makes them look so bad and be like, was i in the wrong here? most people, it might radicalize you to find this out, but most people can kind of know whether they're in the right or the wrong. and also, most people's reaction when they have a conflict with their spouse is not to go to reddit and be like, which one of us is right? most people's reaction is like, let's try to solve this.
1:41:06 you'd be surprised? no, no i wouldn't. you would be surprised. now i have issue with redditors. chiblee's got the right take on reddit, okay? which is that i think if you use the website to digest some content, your soul can be saved. your soul can still be pure. but if you post comments regularly on reddit, you get the mantle of redditor, 100%.
1:41:44 and i think there's, not to bring everybody down, i think there's something like a little sad about it that people would, you know what i've noticed is that a lot of reddit comments have become like, there'll be a post about like some news and then like the third most popular comment will be like, here's how this news relates to my childhood trauma and it will receive like no replies and you're like, oh no man.
1:42:11 like the third comment on a politics post is always like, my old boss was exactly like donald trump. and let me tell you, it does not get better from here. like extrapolating their old boss at the warehouse to the president of the united states. but anyway, like typing in twitch chat is better. i think it's better because it's steeped in a little bit of irony. and also i can steal your jokes a little bit. and there is something that honestly,
1:42:52 so we fucked up when we invented upvotes. even in youtube comments, there's a reason that twitch chat is better than youtube comments is because twitch chat is ephemeral the way that communication is supposed to be. the only way that something becomes memetic in twitch chat is through the oral tradition, the way we used to tell stories to preserve our histories.
1:43:17 now, the way things become mimetic on youtube is like the comment that gets the most likes rises to the top. and the comment that gets the most likes is almost always, well, not something the creator wants to read. let's put it that way. either god or the person who created the video.
1:43:34 but at twitch, even the best messages are ephemeral, which leads to a constant refreshing and renewing that i feel is a more honest form of communication. instead of like, oh, let me go down the list of the most meritus comments. but that's just my two senses as a guy who's been doing this as long as he's been around.
1:44:08 the streamer decides the top comments when they read them out loud. you know what's crazy to me is that it's, i would have thought it would be dead by now but there are still like people watching youtube videos getting one shot by like, and if you're listening to this why don't you tell me what your favorite pizza topping is? i'd love to hear it.
1:44:25 in the middle of a video that has absolutely nothing to do with it at all. and then there are people that are like, my favorite pizza topping is pepperoni. i find it very delicious. and i'm like, oh man, they're farming you, bro. it's a, they're farming you. they're farming you for algorithmic engagement. stings, man. the monkey thing was cool. ad astra,
1:45:03 listen, i do appreciate this film on a technical, visual, spiritual and aural level. it's incredible and deserves more stars than i've given it.
1:45:13 that being said, it was the most boring thing i've ever subjected myself to. i fell asleep twice and went to church as respite from the boredom. church, me. i give up on the film whole life. this is 2001 a space odyssey, which literally, not to intellectually mock you, but i watched this as a 17 year old college freshman and was not bored. and the one, the tape that drives me crazy about 2001,
1:45:41 is when people get bored by the start of the movie. the start of the movie is one of the least boring parts of the movie. the most boring part of the movie is the 18 minutes of psychedelic warping that happens when he goes through the wormhole. that's what even at age 17 i was like, i get what's happening here but we can we can truncate this a little bit. but the part of the start where they're beating the shit out of each other with big old bones and clubs and stuff like that and their demodelith is there, the fucking
1:46:18 you came by it honestly. but you know what? there's also something that pisses me off because like giving it a two and a half and saying it deserves more but also you fell asleep. you can't have, how many feet do you have because you're sitting on two fences at the same time. be like okay this is the most boring movie i've ever seen give it a one, give it a one and a half. don't write a one and a half star review and then be like it actually deserves a five. like be honest.
1:46:55 you don't have to give it the best review, like an objective review. just review it the way that you like it and then we'll see the consensus. or just lie. you could also just lie, my 2.5 star rashomon review ass. so ricky, did you give it a two and a half? because i gave it a three and a half. i'm going to change my review though. i'm not going to change the score. i'm going to change the text and say this was written by r slash sips t moderators. because they're not, they didn't treat her right in the movie, i'll say it.
1:47:42 they didn't treat her right in that movie. oh! even as i sliced it, i went, no, this is going to be like 59.41, bro. celebrating gummy worm day. that's nice. isn't that nice?