It might be the slickest autobattler out there (Guildrun #ad)

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0:00 up on the a new demo for a pve auto battler that has roguelike mechanics has just come out on steam you can do exclamation point guild run to check it out for yourself this dream is sponsored by leyline the demo for guild run just came just came out last night i think or maybe this morning but either way you can access it right now it is a an auto battler
0:21 that solves a lot of problems conceptually that i have with auto battlers. one of them is playing against real human beings online who are, i'm gonna mince my words a little bit, but who are nerds and instantly optimize every single build to whatever the meta has coalesced on. so you go live and you're like, i'm gonna try to do a funky build. that'll be a lot of fun. and then the meta just smacks you over and over and over.
0:49 well, i'll read some more about it as well because it comes with some star pedigree as well. it's from the lead designers of both hearthstone and the bazaar, which both obviously have some autobattler dna going on as well. and we're gonna try it out right now. thank you again to leyline for the sponsorship. let's let it fly, man. welcome to guild run. we're gonna be yuna, mack or funke. you start each run. i like the verbiage already.
1:18 you start each run by picking a starting hero. heroes are mainly defined by their starting ability. okay, pick a starting hero. you're a crit assassin, you're a shield warrior, and you're a burn mage. you have a resolute strike. charge up a mighty attack that gives you a ton of shields. after two seconds, deal damage plus bonus damage equal to the remaining shields to surrounding enemies. i'm going to be shield warrior. that's just the type of beast i am, okay?
1:47 combat in guild run is automatic. let me know if i have to turn it up as well, okay? because my volume is different than your volume. you can place your heroes anywhere on your side of the battle. whenever you're ready, start your first combat. well, if you're a shield warrior, you got to go toe to toe with the turtle, okay? you can crank it a little bit, okay? i'm going to crank it. crank it a little bit is an interesting way to phrase it, but there you go. i've raised it 12%, i would say. approximately 12%, okay?
2:21 heroes attack automatically. we're not losing to one turtle. that's just not going to happen. i'm assuming when our blue gets all the way charged up, we use our special ability. heroes cast their active ability when the mana is full. mana is gained from basic attacks and mana regen. okay, so he locks in. huge. winning fights grants you shards, which is guild run's currency. after each fight, visit the shop to grow stronger. continue to the shop. the shop offers three heroes each visit. each hero costs shards.
2:54 to build a strong team, look for heroes that share a class or an archetype. try buying a hero. okay, so our fella is a... isn't our fella a shield warrior? i feel like getting another shield warrior would go crazy, man. unleash a three punch combo. each punch counts as an auto attack that deals damage and gives reyna lasting shields, okay? items can be bought here to strengthen individual heroes.
3:23 relics can be bought here to affect your whole team. warriors gain 25 attack. i want to look at my party real quick. i want to know what you are. i want to right click on you and know what you are. there you are. okay, you are also a warrior and you of course are also a warrior. well that's easy then. i'm going to take warriors gain 25 attack and we're never going to lose again. you can carry as many relics as you want and then 5 gold for a common item for plus 25 attack. easy bro.
3:57 we drag that onto no, excuse me. i don't drag that onto the tape and i don't don't try to trick people into dragging an attacking weapon onto a tank when you can put it on a dps instead. you're leading them down a dangerous path. items can be unequipped at any time. i'm not worried about that. after each shop, choose the next path. different paths lead to different rewards and different risks. each run has multiple acts to in the demo. at the end of each act, you'll face a boss fight. five shards.
4:30 common item that increases attack speed. permanently increase a hero's max hp by 100. honestly, i want to see a common item that increases attack speed because that will make our mana regen even faster. gain quiver. plus 10 attack speed plus 7 crit and that goes on you. we proceed. okay, we got a little archer back here. this is easy for a guy like me. i want to place you here so you run down the archer and then you'll keep the big mushroom busy. fight it out.
5:09 the combat tracker shows what each hero has contributed during the battle. my starter dude is kind of a joke but never mind. his ability damage went crazy. we proceed. buying a hero you already own will rank them up. we will do that. ranking up a hero can unlock new actives and passives or even an extra class.
5:42 gain 72% more shields from all sources. gain the tank class and 45 defense. resolute strike hits 1 second faster and affects a larger area. for rush 8, triggers at the start of combat expires 8 seconds. whenever a warrior... okay, i'm gonna gain the tank class and 45 defense. and that way we can synergize with more class types. when ranking up your hero gains extra stats based on their class.
6:18 boom. looking for this. and then you are a freaking tank. so i got no, well do i have the money? of course i got the money. the shards if you will. so i got no problem buying you. right click a hero portrait to inspect them. that's pamenta, the poison stall tank. each hero's abilities scale with their personal stats. press the hero pNL or tab to see all the heroes on your team. okay. and then we have nine shards remaining.
6:52 plus 4 mana regen? i think we save. i don't know if there's an interest mechanic but i think for now we save. special item or relic with offensive properties? or get relics or items in the future? the future could be anything. it could even be a relic that increases our offensive potential. now i have to say, of these, enlarging vest seems the most defensive coded. plus 200 max hp, plus 10 hp per second after stall 20 gain more max hp and grow in size.
7:24 quest trigger rush 4 times. your rush abilities last longer. i don't think it synergizes for us. now, on auto attack deal bonus damage equal to the burn of the target but the attack speed is an epic item. it's an epic item. so that's pretty nice. or get precise codex after winning 2 combats. heroes gain 4 crit on combat victory. permanently increase the crit gain by 4.
7:56 i think it's got to be the sword of combustion after two combats and we go better attack speed. okay, now this is curious. i think you want to go... i think you want something like this, but i don't know the pathfinding. you know what we should probably do? we should probably go all in on one slime so that when this slime dies our dps can go and attack their goblin.
8:27 now, like, i've played a little bit of tft, but the worst part of tft for me was feeling like, oh, please, this guy here, this guy here and this guy here, and then getting blown out against everybody that i played online. so this is the aspect of this game that i consider myself weakest at. so if anybody has any advice in chat, let me know, because my principle, my defining idea here is i want you to attack you, but i don't know how to get them over there.
8:56 i don't know how to get them over there. move them all left one. all right, well let's try. they teleported behind me, nothing personnel. i guess that's why everyone was saying you should read their abilities first. easiest fight of my life. proceed. we get two for each hero that survived, i guess. you can spend shards to reroll the shop's offerings, freeze it to keep it as is until your next visit. items and heroes can be dragged here to sell for shards. now it seems like we're kind of on our own, man. relics.
9:42 home blood fang quest generate 25 shards on shards generated heroes gain 15 crit and 500 shields yeah we're definitely going to take that and then i think i think we proceed from this point don't say this is me bro i'm not at this level yet i'm not a mage i don't have burn i don't i don't think i have rush characteristics i've always seen myself as more of a
10:11 more of a frost, not so much with the hair, but more of a frost shield mystic type level. generate shards is only when you make them during combat, not when you win them after combat. my bad, we'll figure it out. we'll figure it out, man. you do have rush in your playlist, though? that's true, i do have rush in my... i have a lot of rush in my playlist, in fact. here's what i'm thinking on this one, okay? i don't have yyz in it. i should definitely get yyz in it.
10:48 i'm gonna try something a little crazy. i want to start you here and you run down this mage. mission freaking accomplished. they are kind of going 3v1, but look at this it doesn't even matter because they're the absolute governor and then you're done, lad. choose your reward. after stall 30 gain 9 shards. actually synergistic with our relic that whenever we generate shards we get 15 crit and shields. we're probably not going to inflict 750 debuffs anytime soon.
11:26 the start of combat inflicts 15 frost per mage in combat. give me after stall 30 gain 9 shards. and then we want the fights to take as long as possible. and don't we have this? we do have the sword of combustion now. give me the sword of combustion on the fellow that's already doing the most damage. okay, we want more stall. assassins gain crit. we don't care. we don't care. this is a classic reroll the shot for one shard situation.
11:58 you're already a b rank tilly, but you're not the kind of individual we're into. a poison shield stall. create a flower field for five seconds. each second inflict poison on enemies and apply shields to you if you're inside of the flower field. tilly's a warrior. i guess we do have a warrior synergy, don't we? i'm kind of feeling like the stall synergy is the way to go, man. i'm rerolling one more time. i mean, you know how it's going to go. i'm going to reroll until we get
12:33 like the heroes we already have. and then i'm gonna win a bunch early and then i'm gonna lose to the boss and be like, what the heck happened? kind of like the concept of grace here. and to be honest with you, i kind of feel like, um, reyna, you're not really doing it for me right now. let's take your items off. you're going to go to reserve and we're going to double down on this stall synergy. we're going to add grace to the squad. grace, who is a shield stall. and then you're also, you're a poison stall. she is a mystic.
13:11 van morrison style. by the way, this is guild run! go check out the game. the demo is available on steam right now. release date, tba. it's a pve auto battler. shades of tft, shades of the bazaar, shades of hearthstone. i've never played the hearthstone auto battler, so i don't know what it's called. i'll just cop to that right now. quest, apply 2500 shields. easiest quest of my life. the abilities of this hero... whoa!
13:47 the abilities of this hero scale with the stats of this item, this is so useful! it seems so useful just to have the... to have the icon here. tilly's adorable? yeah, okay. whatever you say, we're gonna go to the curse of the kiss, okay? i don't... i'm not picking based on cuteness, i'm picking based on a... a very considered compare and contrast between all the heroes available in the shop, okay? she's literally a work asshole. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
14:26 kiss forehead. choose a b rank or higher hero. randomly retrain their b rank specialization into another one but get another item. this would take away our tank ability. but we don't have... oh, we do have a... oh, that's tough. that's tough. i don't think i can do that. a hero permanently loses 25 magic, but we get mystics gain 4 mana regen. but you're a tank, you're a mystic.
14:54 all heroes permanently lose mana regen on stall trigger gives heroes 10% max hp shield and 8 mana. well, we have items that trigger stall, bro. after stall 30 gain 9 shards. seems huge. and also, actually the better, the longer the fight stalls, the better. so it making us worse is actually making us better, bro. you have more heroes than you can place on the battlefield. drag heroes between the battlefield and reserves to choose who participates. sorry, reyna. it's just ain't your story.
15:36 let's go in on those snakes right off the bat. wait, wait, wait. attack speed? more attack? more attack speed. let's go. now let's hope we didn't ruin our full squad. now please, you need to cast your flower field? that's right. stay back. your team has an effect with the stall keyword. stall x effects only activate after the first x seconds of battle and stay active for the rest of the fight. so i want to like
16:11 i got 10% max hp shield and 8 mana, but i also stalled for 30 which gave us 9 shards. and then soon... how have i not generated 25 shards? maybe it didn't last 30 seconds, it only lasted 24 seconds. i have to make my team worse, bro! i have to make my team even worse! an epic relic. on crit, the hero that crit steals 60 max hp from the target.
16:45 the holder stall abilities trigger six seconds sooner, but i don't have any stall abilities on a character yet. interesting to do. can i hit you with something crazy? i actually want to do worse. so i'm not going to spend any money yet. yes, you do. never mind. apparently we do. i am going to rank up a c or lower hero and i'm going to rank up grace, my healer to rank b. it's got a great visual style to it.
17:17 after stall 15 salvation targets all heroes after stall 30 permanently give the target primary stats for each of their classes permanent it says permanent, but i have to make it last for i have to get to 30 seconds though i have to get to 30 seconds, but when we've got to man and it's the boss well this is gonna last more than 30 seconds unless we lose, but that's just unfathomable huge big shield tons of damage
17:59 flower field is healing us, i believe. here comes the stall trigger. oh baby, permanent statistical bonus. generating shards. another flower field incoming. when the timer reaches 50, the rift storm arrives. the rift storm deals increasing damage to all characters until combat is over. including them! i'm hoping. including them! oh, okay. we're all right. we're all right. quest completed. so they gain 30 magic and attack.
18:35 battle 1, surviving hero bonus. after every boss, the auction house offers more and higher rarity choices. she's back, she's back. frost now deals damage to enemies like burn does. we don't have a frosty, we got a poison synergy. team size relics. increase your team size by one. welcome back, reyna. the cleansing charm. 30 defense plus 10 hp per second on stall trigger. if held by a tank, this item gains plus 2 defense.
19:24 i'm gonna move attack speed over to you. i'm gonna purchase this for my tank. because apparently he has a stall ability. i was told he has a stall ability. where's my stall ability? and don't say it's a relic, because that's not him! irene is a stall. she is a stalling duelist. after stall 15, attacks do bonus damage. reyna, you're out. you're freaking out. i'll win medals again for our guild. i'll win medals again for our guild.
19:55 after stall 20 gains, i mean the more stall triggers the merrier right? because on every stall trigger we get 10% max shield and 8 mana. so i feel like an onyx gem on a dps style auto attacker is the move. you got to save your money bro, you got to save your money for the auction house. look at the quality of the items. okay well you know what i'm moving my attack over to you even though you're rank c.
20:29 and i'm buying the guardian's lantern as well because now at the start of battle the holder and adjacent hero is getting a shield equal to 10% of the dude's max hp and his max hp is staggering. now do i have three or more heroes with the same class? i have three shield but shield is not a class. shield is a type, right? we don't even know what logan does? bro, you know how i play these games!
21:05 i got whatever best option i get first i take and then i build my whole team around it. it's that simple. so first off, we need every hero needs to be adjacent to you. i've screwed this up as well. reina, you're gone. you're in here. okay, let her fly. don't die. no, no, you're supposed to stand in the poison field. why are you dying? it's all right. my stall triggers are coming through. let it go. let it go. we shouldn't be attacking the big. wait, she came back to life, man.
21:57 whatever. we live. huge. huge. we're not rocking a paulin. wait, shield mystic back up at the b rank nonetheless? spark a protective vault, apply 280 shields to the two lowest max hp heroes. every five casts gain a tycoon stack. i mean, b rank. we gotta be taking a shielder with the b rank.
22:38 we don't really inflict burn. let's see what that's what i'm freaking talking about. that is what i'm freaking now. you look freaking cool, but i mean this is a given you take the permit to buy gain dualist and 20 attack speed on auto attack for each type of debuff on the target inflict three more of that debuff gain mage pepper spray expands in size and lasts longer after stall tanks and mages gain 40 defense backup. what's backup?
23:08 abilities with backup also work well. the hero's in reserve! that's interesting, man. i'm still gonna keep you in the actives, but that is mighty interesting. and then reyna... i mean, listen, why not? and anything in reserve? oh, and backup, i should say? for rush 5, warriors gain 1 crit and 1 omnivamp per rush triggered this game. gain vanguard and 300 max hp.
23:46 gain due list and 20 attack speed. i'm gonna take something that triggers from the bench. and then i'm going to take 400... i need 10 shards to buy this relic. sorry guys. now give the stall tank item to her. the stall tank item to... to whom? to whom? we got a lot of hers. to pimenta. it's after stall tanks and mages, but we have... maybe it matters. i don't know. keeps her alive a little bit longer. that would be nice.
24:40 after you know what you need stealth too because you were dying too fast but also aren't you gonna make the squad now? like irene is only a rank c and you're already a rank b like right off the jump here seems like a no brainer to me. okay proceed rare relic for a price well, you got no other option heroes start combat stunned for six seconds but if there's a mystic you get four region in 10 hp per second whenever a hero inflicts burn we skip that and
25:18 shop rerolls cost two less? i mean there's a mystic in combat bro, it's that simple. we take this and actually being stunned for six seconds at the start of combat is literally good for us. your teammate has an effect with the backup keyword. this works while the hero's in reserve. backup only only works when they're in reserve. okay, okay. six seconds is literally good for us. and then we make everybody adjacent to you. take the aura of just a briefcase and a big stick. fight it out.
25:53 you have a rush keyword. i like that the tutorial is coming through as needed instead of overloading you and then asking you to remember it. they're only active during the first x seconds of battle. okay, not good when you're frozen for the first six seconds of battle, but still, here we go. here comes our permanent scaling. at 15 seconds, we get a buff. at 30 seconds, we really start to fly. doesn't even matter. these little nerds don't stand a chance. huge. and the quest completed. now every time we generate shards, we get crit and shields.
26:44 whenever an enemy dies, transfer their burn. when an enemy takes poison, gain a crit and an hp per second. at the start of combat, if there's only one... you know they got some placement stuff too! at the start of combat, if there's only one hero in front of the holder, they both permanently gain six attack. that's... that's a little interesting. i'm gonna reroll though. i mean, we gotta see literally better heroes. these heroes are a joke. at b rank, we could start to talk about it.
27:20 like rowan, what's rowan's thing? he's a stall vanguard tank, but he is at the c rank. so i find him not that now we're talking bro. that's gonna be a problem for them on stall trigger gain 45 defense. it's that simple. bro is on fire. if you auto attack 200 times each hero's first auto attack against each enemy gains 750 crit. yeah, we'll let that fly. proceed.
28:02 regular encounter or a challenge encounter. each second enemies heal 5%. literally we have an a rank hero now, so i'm not even sweating it. i love the layout we got. i think you just let it fly. it'd be nice if we could, you know what i'm thinking, what if i move you over one? you think i could get you to run it down left and take out one of the dps early or are you just gonna get, you might just get destroyed. it's your ability. i think you're gonna be better off hanging out right there. and honestly,
28:40 i think this is better for our protection. we want our a rank hero taking the bulk of the damage. here come the stall triggers. we're moving their health bar 0%. the storm is coming in 15 seconds. well, obviously we're never gonna do anything. we can't do any damage, bro. unless we can outlive them in the storm. maybe we have a storm built. because maybe... yes! yes, dude! my hero's unkillable! i don't fully understand why, but he's unkillable.
29:36 now, golden ascendancy, very interesting, but i think i gotta say at the start of combat and after stall 20, spend the shard to apply lasting shields to all heroes, then permanently increase the amount of the shields by 50. that seems like a given, bro. reyna, you know what? i'll tell you what, i'll buy ya. i'll tell you why i'll buy ya. maybe you get a backup ability here. rush abilities last three seconds longer, back up. at the start of combat, warriors gain 2,000 lasting shields.
30:10 shields with lasting do not expire over time. normally they expire after 10 seconds. gonna have to be 3 seconds longer on the rush ability. she is a rank now though. like i gotta, now i gotta take a look at the squad. like how are your stats looking? you got, you got tons of stats. i feel like you gotta be on the squad. but at whose expense? maybe one of the individuals that's just dying immediately every time? something like that? okay, proceed. craft a banner for your guild?
31:05 gain a tank relic, a warrior, oh we're getting a tank relic bro. whenever a tank is auto attacked they apply one poison. after stall 15 tanks permanently gain defense. whenever it, okay yeah yeah. i mean permanent it's that easy. call me the kaiser the way we're picking permanente. and then i honestly i love our placement although reyna i think you gotta be up at the front too.
31:38 feels good to actually be like doing some damage instead of the health bars just staying in the same place. and honestly, i don't even care if all my other heroes die because we know that our main just wins this for us anyway. doesn't even matter. you can't kill me bro. i have 5,000 shields and it's only gonna get higher. now i got 8,000 shields. yeah, you can't stop me. and i mean, honestly, we win in the storm. it's that simple. s tier logan. with the shield. higher rarity heroes, items and relics can appear in the shop.
32:20 well, i've noticed that. i've noticed we got an s tier logan with an omnivamp, crit, and rush. swing and crushing axe to deal a bunch of damage. whenever he deals damage, he gains lasting shields. on damage dealt for rush 8, gain lasting shields. i mean, it's hard. it's hard not to. yes! and he gets one extra item slot! holy cow. we still have 30 left. more omnivamp.
33:03 i mean i feel like a spiked plate goes freaking crazy on our tank, man. when the quest is complete, reflect 33% of shield damage taken back to the source. huge. trial rematch. defeat the act 1 boss with a twist to earn a rare relic. choose a single hero to battle against an enemy for a variety of rewards. hahahaha. older counts as a warrior. re crest items or 15 shards. 15 shards is a joke, bro.
33:52 it's gonna be the warrior's glyph. and you know who's stepping up. it's mr. unkillable himself. oh, you got 10 times more hp than me? who cares, bro? just give it some time. we still got 25 seconds until the storm starts to build up more shield. and i think we're getting mighty close to reflecting damage back. it might not trigger until the end of the combat, i'm not sure. ooh! battle won. that's what i'm freaking talking about.
34:53 that is what i'm freaking talking about. are you a warrior, bro? you are a warrior. holy cow. i can't wait to see what you get up to. can't wait to see what kind of stuff you get into. can i see the graph, please? i want look at logan's damage. holy cow. this might be logan's run. i mean, he's no kai in the long run, but in the short term, he's doing pretty well.
35:36 didn't even lose any heroes, bro. easy mode. you've reached the boss without losing a fight. normally the first time you lose your emergency rewind serves as an extra life. instead it now gives you all the shards and saved up throughout the run. emergency rewind, 125 shards, bro. for rush 12, if an enemy would gain a debuff, they gain more. boom. reroll me. everybody liked this. you know what? i mean, we got money to burn. go ahead and buy it.
36:15 pop it down on someone who's got nothing then reroll the shop. i wanna see particle effects popping off, man. after stall gain shards, that's all we need? pop that on you. no particle effects, i'm gonna go freaking crazy. tanks gain 30 defense, beautiful. roll me again. quest inflict 100, whatever. you know what? buy it. buy it, pop it on you. you're not even gonna use it cuz you're not in the battle. i'm, aah! they want you, they'll have to go through me. stall abilities trigger six seconds faster.
36:55 it's over for you. dragomir, dragomir. it's got a little vincent vega thing going on. roll me again on auto attack and flick two frost. buy it. that's got you ridden all over it. one more roll. okay, it is what it is. for each duelist, stall abilities trigger four seconds earlier. we have one duelist. you need 20 stars. i never had a choice, man. okay, choose a hero, retrain one of their upgrades or give them 10% basic stats.
37:46 i want to retrain one of logan's stats. we definitely want the shields. i'm damaged for russia. we definitely want the shields. we retrain unfiltered rage. and instead, at the start of combat, warriors gain 3,000 shields. all s rank heroes get an additional item slot too. holy cow. but he already had one, man. you're literally done. you're literally done. there's nothing you could do to stop me.
38:29 you know what i'm thinking? this might be a two health bar situation. otherwise, it's just, i mean, we're making it look like a dang joke. i never should have brought reina back, man. there was no point. we could have had a cool poison flower field. it's that easy, victory, victorious.
39:02 you did don't insult me, you defeated the demo boss, congratulations. you now enter endless mode where you compare your team's strength against other players! ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh
39:28 reroll the shop nine times then complete a combat increase your team size by one legendary relic not quite, but there are leaderboards. that's that's competition in another way we got to climb the leaderboards you guys have a sam r disc golf with this game also known as matt i think we i think we go this we go this it's gonna take us a while to reroll the shop nine times because it costs us seven right off the bat you know what seven gold to get 20 frost on all enemies we take that how do i like it?
40:16 here's how i like it to be honest with you. i want my ganker ganking at the back, okay? and then everybody adjacent to kai gets a bonus. so we try to get everybody adjacent to kai and the ganker is going crazy! are you seeing that now we're finally using it the way it was intended! instead of just poking enemies and doing no damage, she's one tapping them! okay, easiest fight of my life. she literally did the most damage, oh my god.
40:52 total earned zero. oh, so we will not be rerolling. we will not be rerolling nine more times. i get it now. i get it. it's gonna have to be a little bit more complicated than that guys. we're gonna have to... we need a better class of enemy. let's put it that way. because right now this ain't nothing but a peanut. three dang gold on the ground and everything. epic item, max hp boost or epic relic. it's gotta be epic relic.
41:40 after stall 1530 and 45 heroes gain shields? holy cow. she is literally saying i can't let you get close, you're not wrong. damn, they're going belt to ass, man. still winning too fast. steak too rich, lobster too buttery, bro. quest completed? more mana regen. beautiful. you have a second to rant on non game stuff? if you got something for me, nolan, i would be happy to give it the time of day.
42:28 what's been bugging you? my dream as a kid was to have one of those call in shows where people would just call in and then i give my layman opinion on their issue and then everyone goes, oh wow this guy's got a lot of common sense. and maybe like eight people watch it on public access or something like that.
42:49 don't you think the pizza versus sushi argument is more a referendum on average appetite between the sexes? no, i don't think so. i'm not going to be getting into it during the sponsor stream because a lot of you don't understand sarcasm. you don't understand the framing of the bit and for some reason, and there's many things i think it's different for every single person. some people are, they find it difficult to interpret whether someone is being genuine or being sarcastic, especially online, especially when the tone has a certain affectation. and um,
43:18 other people just you know willfully will take it out of context. so i'm not i'm not gonna be getting into that i will say that everybody loves pizza and everybody loves sushi. it's that simple. i will permanently increase the hero's attack speed and it should be logan because he's got adamantium claws the salt sandwich superior to bagel sandwich. no, i
43:57 no, because the croissant is, as much as i love a croissant, in most situations i would rather just have a croissant than a bagel. i find the croissant substantially worse as a sandwich conduit because the bread is so soft. a bagel, it stands up to the rigor of putting wet toppings on much better than a croissant. now a ham and cheese croissant is classic, of course, a classic bakery staple, but any sandwich that's a little bit more hefty, i'd much rather have a
44:27 i'd much rather have a bagel, i think, than a croissant, to be honest. that's why montreal's on top. you guys love the poppy seeds and that's why i love you. we love you montreal, we love the poppy seeds. we used to love kettleman's in ottawa, but i hear it's not good anymore. it's still open 24 hours, still after a night walking across the bridge to hull, drinking at age 18, cuz it's 19 in ontario, 18 in quebec. on the way back, kettleman's bagels might save your life, but it's not as good as it used to be, jerry.
45:02 kettleman sucks now, breaking my heart. i believe it but it's breaking my heart. okay, you're right, i should increase my battle speed. i'm just wondering at this point on your first run, you can't just be like okay, that's good, let's run it back. we gotta see where we rank on the leaderboard so we can get a foothold. okay, now it's actually getting a little tough to be honest, we were kind of in stasis there. rare relic or we, it's definitely rare relic. heroes gain defense and magic per debuff.
45:50 for stall 15 whenever an enemy with poison is auto attacked, they take damage equal to their poison. yeah, okay. there were lots of stall triggers on the other one, but the poison might help kill him a little bit faster. losing on the first boss next round gonna go crazy. not gonna happen and even if it did, the rewind crystal would bring me back so i'm not sweating it. not even worried to be honest with you. i think we might, no, cuz we're still gonna win because my kai, my main guy is reflecting 33% of all damage done, bro. so when they hit me, they're only harming them.
46:35 nevermind. endless mode over 219th. okay. proceed, man. that's not too bad. the crusher, the damage dealer, the heavy, the slicer. okay. this is guild run. obviously we're going to run it back, but this time like dps focused, bro. this time dps focused, uh, exclamation point guild run. the demo came out within the last 24 hours.
47:06 thank you again to leyline for the sponsorship of having a great time at pve. oh hybrid! leaderboard style pvp from the designer of the bazaar and hearthstone. beating up on the ai just feels fun man, no sweaty uh
47:25 no going up against a mac with 17 pots right off the bat. and the what's the pay gets the palanquin not that probably during a sponsored game probably shouldn't be crapping on another game but i'm still i got a lot of trauma or don't even get me started on duly with the fire lasers coming out of it and then the hold and i get to go to work like balance is good but the whole team goes on christmas break when dualies broken and you guys just keep playing duly over and over and over. i feel like we owe it to ourselves to give
47:58 ming a try but i will also say i feel like gain an item which makes a hero count as a vanguard during combat doesn't seem that good now legacy charm heroes gain 1% basic stats every two victories permanently increase the amount of basic stats by because i mean if it's 2% that only takes 36 combats to double bro. it's the rule of 72
48:30 i'll join your little guild. yes, yes. it's germa, it's germa. active ability, gain 6 omnivamp, then deal a bunch of damage. on kill, gain 2 shards. okay. let's go turtle to vampire mode. didn't even get to do our ult, man. we're doing too much damage. now you are a lyrical spiritual, a shard crit omnivamp assassin. quest inflict 300 burn.
49:14 you don't have a burn synergy right now. attack speed i could see being, i think this is a reroll situation bro, no synergies whatsoever. okay, a burn mage, a shield warrior, a shield mystic. no synergies bro, i'm rerolling for two. it stings but it's got to be done. a duelist? okay, you know what? there's a little hafu in my head right now and she's saying quantity over quality. you fill the board before you worry about the quality of the board. so you need to
49:52 you need to at least buy one hero and probably an item. give me a big shield. ross do i mean, i was gonna say shield there might be the move but let's throw funky into it man. starter kit. choose a shard starter kit until the act boss will gain one extra shard per surviving hero.
50:26 get a rare item which gives attack to the holder at the start of combat two and three heroes permanently gain mana regen huge absolutely huge absolutely enormous i'm going to omnivamp you and then i'm gonna get shards when you die now ming has a little fire synergy you have no class bro okay whenever this holder applies shields i don't i mean you're glowing and all that i do feel like there's a move here where it's okay so you're applying fire
51:11 if i buy this we won't be able to afford anything else and we're gonna want mana regen on everybody. we have to buy a hero bro. we reroll once and buy a hero. a b class hero with crit backup mage mystic potential? i mean that's a given. i don't really know what you do but that's a given. on kill permanently gain 20 magic on crit stun all enemies?
51:34 all other heroes gain 9 magic and 2 mana regen. backup only at the start of combat. mages and mystics gain mana regen. okay, i'm loving this squad. this is my ride or die now. special relicker item with offensive properties. rank up a hero at a price. strength at one later. i'll get paid tuesday for a hamburger today, bro. power crystal. when this item is destroyed, permanently give the holder a large amount of primary stats for each of their classes.
52:15 at the start of combat, give the holder and adjacent heroes 100 defense and 1000 max hp. at the end of combat, destroy it if it's been used three times. it's gotta be a power crystal, put it on our sexy ass mage, and then let the mage hang out at the back. so she survives combat and gets a staggering power bonus. not to mention, every time she gets a freaking kill, she gets a permanent magic increase. huge.
52:51 heroes gain 2 omni vamp on combat victory permanently increase the omni vamp insane literally needs to be purchased don't we have an on crit on crit stun all enemies boom 15 crit on our mage proceed it's it's a hundred percent a challenge encounter. we have the greatest squad you could ever ask for we're all right putting a lot of a lot of faith in our vampire, but you know what i believe comical literally comical and our mage is doing a ton of damage already
53:34 for rush 12, if an enemy would gain a debuff, they gain one more? nah, nah. shop rerolls cost less. i understand the value of this now. don't we want... we want more mages probably. mages gain 25 magic, bro. mages and mystics are two different things though, so just be aware. free reroll every single time? insane. a rank logan is already like... i mean, this is op, bro. is there a world in which you don't just swap out
54:09 are you a mage or are you a mystic? you're a mage, that's beautiful. i don't know if there's a world where you don't swap this fella out for an a rank logan right off the bat. might as well reroll, bro. might as well reroll. freeze him. first opportunity for a freeze, huge. quickly defeat a durable enemy to earn shards or choose a single hero. ami, i'm gonna level with you, bro. there's no shot logan's not winning the fight. holders rush abilities last longer. you have a rush ability?
54:58 you have a rush ability? you have a rush ability? no. an epic item. we might at some point, we might at some point have someone with a rush ability, so let's do it, man. and this is exactly what i want to see. you can do it, logan. don't let them tell you otherwise. i think we're getting way higher on the leaderboard on this one. i feel like i'm actually, like i'm understanding the way that the pixels are going together. i'm seeing through the matrix.
55:35 bro is also using the axe with one hand, which is crazy. and the longer the fight goes, literally the better it is for me because we're getting closer to him completing his quest. he's almost there. how about eight hexes in thick? you go here, you go here. you gotta stay back, but i'd love it if you did some attacking there. how have you chosen a single character to build around already? i didn't, i pivoted to logan.
56:16 you got me confused. i already i pivoted to logan already because he was the best player available. sure, well, i mean at this point we'll level up funky. that's no problem. go to b rank get a rush ability. on cast all enemies in range take 20 ticks of burn. in two attack range mages gain two magic whenever an enemy in their range takes burn damage. you can live with that. some slick style man. reroll for free?
56:51 you're a mystic not a mage and you're not your ranks don't appeal to me. wait, wait, wait somebody has a what was my rush ability? the holders rush abilities relic is not a rush ability. you know what though? i'd all but you know what freeze it on kill for rush we kill fast. you got to read that was a backup ability. backup means it works. there's forced backup and then there's real backup. okay, so there's two different
57:22 the backup will still work actively as well. the forced backup is the only one that only works when you're in reserve. you don't get it! exclamation point, guild run. you don't get it. when kill gained 3 shards plus 40 attack speed. for rush 8 gained 25 attack speed. wait, wait, wait. okay, i'm thinking of something. for rush 15 gained 25 attack speed seems crazy. watch this. assuming this is also a rush ability.
58:03 you should get plus 25 attack speed for 13 seconds at the start of battle. and i do want this as well, proceed me to the campfire. wait, wait, i'm receiving an important message here. turns out it's not that important. rank up a sea or lower hero, choose a hero and retrain. bro, you know what? i mean, is there anything i don't like that you have? your execution is going crazy. on crit, permanently gain 3 attack. you've gained 57 attack.
58:46 10% bonus stats next combat. i'll live with it. are you the boss? damn, i'm mr. too damn good. that definitely seems like he's getting some crazy attack speed buffs, bro. 21 seconds. and then we go to the auction house. oh, i want to see a good mage. heroes gain 8 mana regen whenever a mystic shields a hero. give that... i mean, 8 mana regen. 8 mana regen is mighty interesting. but also,
59:38 i mean you have to buy the team size increase. it's really hard for me to not just buy the other team size increase, but also rerolling the shop and buying a great hero that actually works with us would be awesome. not you bro, who cares about you? you're a mystic! you're a mystic. not a mage, a mystic. you know what? drag him here, go ahead man.
1:00:14 gain the mage class! gain the mage class on cast! teleport behind the lowest health enemy on devour, gain 70 mana and stuff. that's huge! now he's welcomed back into the squad with open arms! and the rush abilities last five seconds longer? and freeze the shop. oh you can't freeze an auction house. devastating news but still. i think we're pogging. and now i think you can get up there man. focus.
1:00:53 teleports behind you, nothing personnel kid. i don't know what's happening but we're munching them up pretty good. this is what i wanted. on kill for rush 20 gain 12 shards. should be, we might as well reroll. that's a freeze if i've ever seen one. because now we kill enemies so fast we're gonna get tons of shards now. we're gonna get tons of shards. large power crystal. if you survive two combats it works. okay, large power crystal. honestly, it looks like dragomeir is going the distance so he gets it now.
1:01:38 literally doesn't even matter cuz dragomir is just gonna teleport behind you nothing personnel kid whenever his ability cast, huge. let's get some kills bro. cuz every time we get a kill in under 20 seconds we get shards. 28 seconds, are you trolling me? still, dragomir goes up to, he's rank a already. more mana regen, i want him teleporting across the screen like nightcrawler at the start of x2, x men united. i'm rerolling. i need to see, they gotta be a rank heroes, bro. if it's not a rank heroes, i don't care.
1:02:26 roll again. don't care. don't care. tank, i don't care. on rush, gain stealth. for rush, gain stealth. there's a part of me that says, you know what? you know what, bro? put this on dragomir. he's invisible and teleporting. he's literally, he's literally nightcrawler. reroll one more. you can reroll one more time. you're the frosted mage, bro. of course we gotta freeze this shop. we got a, we got a frost mage who's gonna replace our, this fella.
1:03:09 who is also b rank to be fair, but we're gonna buy you. we're gonna buy you right now and then proceed. heroes have decreased stats but you get a random epic relic. i mean we're not even close to being in danger of losing so i'm not sweating that. look at how fast he's teleporting though. he's literally, he's teleporting like once every five seconds. we're getting crazy shards because we're killing you in under 20 seconds. and this is with the stats debuffed and he's about to get a permanent stat increase because his gem just broke.
1:03:51 or rush, vanguards. i snooze. on crit, the hero that crits steals hp. that's what we're taking right there. heroes gain 6 magic. on combat victory, permanently increase the magic gained. we got a full mage team. of course this is what we're rocking. i see no mages. i see no mages. i don't care. better crit, better omnivamp. i care. and then we roll again. i don't see any mage. doesn't interest me.
1:04:23 this, the hero's rush abilities, last of them. proceed. no mages i sleep, exactly. and we're crafting a board. bro, we're about to win again! yes, give me a mage relic. mage frostbite, mage serenity. after mages gain mana, mage inferno. whenever a mage casts, they inflict burn on target equal to 100% of their mana spent. mages gain mana.
1:04:52 whenever a mage casts, they inflict frost equal to 66% of their mana. you know what? we already have some fire. let's get some frost going on. fire and ice, baby. give me some kills in under 20 seconds. that's what we like to see. this is way better than the last run. 122 shards were at the damn auction house. i think. i think. no, we're not. this is a regular shop! crazy. you are a mystic, not to be confused with a mage. every six casts are held by a mystic. ice noose. it's an s tier reo.
1:05:43 as an s tier aria. well obviously, fella, you're done. and i don't even think you should, we should not ever entertain the thought of even having you. what do you got? channel an energy beam for two and a half seconds. mages inflict more debuffs. after stall inflict burn on all enemies at the start of combat in the front row, you get more defense. do we care about that? hp's not looking too bad. poor ratna needs a little support here. roll me for zero.
1:06:19 you're a mist at your seat here. don't lie to me, walt. yeah, for ten, debuffs on all enemies please. and then roll me for one. ratna. this player counts as a mage during combat. if they were already a mage, they get a little extra. whenever a hero inflicts frost also inflicts a little bit as burn. at the start of combat, mages permanently gain magic. we're going long haul. this is a leaderboard run right here. pay attention, you get everything.
1:07:01 i do talk to guild run heads. wait, this guy's already a mage. he's already a mage giving him more magic. i don't know if he's the one but well, he is the one, the one. strange fruits. make logan a mage? i forgot logan isn't even a mage yet, bro. i'm a fool. i don't know. do you have a rush ability? yeah, you do, don't you? yeah, 11 seconds of stealth. it's gotta be one of three relics that'll increase his stat.
1:07:52 attack, defense or mana regen? it's mana regen by a mile bro. okay, go ahead stun me for six seconds at the start of gameplay. see if i care at all. now that i've got a five star aria on my team, you also gain defense if you're in the front row. so like send her out there. yeah, she's not dying bro. for a second it looked like she might die. ye of little faith. look at that. it's that simple. pay attention.
1:08:31 heroes gain one defense and one magic per, we don't, the fights don't last long enough for that to matter. we reroll. i snooze. b ranks, i snooze. i don't even think i inflict poison. whenever a hero inflicts frost, inflict more. boom, that's easy. roll again. we have 200 shards, bro. cuz every time we get a kill, we get six shards now. and then i don't even know what logan's got going on. what the heck did? my relics are doing more damage than my ratna, bro.
1:09:12 gustav! he's a mystic. i mean this is a given. 20 shards for 30 shards, that's a given. okay, here's the play. logan, you're done. logan, you're not doing enough for us anymore. sorry to say. logan's gone. gustav joins the squad. and guess what? gustav, you're a mage now. you were also... okay, so you're gaining... you're gaining attack speed and having it last longer. it's that simple. pay attention, you get everything. i'll reroll for four. we got 147 gold, bro.
1:10:23 i'll reroll for five. mystics gain mana regen. i'll reroll for six. each second for rush 10 and flick burn, absolutely. i'll reroll for seven. i might reroll for... oh, the auction house is coming up, you're right. you know what? reroll for eight and then auction house. well, then we're not gonna buy anything. we gotta go to the campfire. okay. we're gonna retrain one of gustav's abilities that we don't care for. mystics gain one mana regen for each reroll of this game. holy cow. i can't retrain those. those are all good.
1:11:10 those are all good. what about you, aria? what do you got? we don't need this. we don't need mage armor. it almost got you killed. give me eight mana regen. and then you gotta, you gotta get back. you gotta get back. no, i don't want to fight. i want you to get back. you gotta get back. you gotta get back. you're going to the front. i don't have a tank anymore. i'm realizing battle mage, battle mage mode. set it up. here we go. doesn't even matter. we killed them. we killed them faster than the bosses. ed, are you here?
1:12:07 we killed the boss so fast, i think it was still flying at the end. gustav's your tank? is that true, gustav? gustav who did no damage? drag him here! we've reached the obvious conclusion. at the start of combat, if this hero's in the back row, they start in the back row, but they're gonna teleport immediately. holy cow. holy cow! remember when i was gonna sell this guy? what a world.
1:12:53 oh, team size relics? that's gonna be important bro. it'd be nice to buy someone to go in reserve. to be honest with you, give me this legendary relic. if there's a mage in combat, your hero's active abilities have 100 crit. yeah, we'll be rolling that. not quite my tempo. oh, win combat with four heroes in the same class. what's our current team size quest? i got so many relics i don't even remember anymore. and you can get to a max of five.
1:13:33 he's not gonna buy anyone? i have so many shards. i have so many shards your head is spinning. what is my quest that increases my team size? trigger, rush or stall 40 times? no, no. unity mandate's better. not a mage. not a mage, so i don't care. can i afford the roll? absolutely, i can afford the roll. can i afford the roll? i can afford the roll one more time. i get a mage. mystic and mage. b tier. b tier kinda snoozing me, but that's okay. but i'm stopping for flowers.
1:14:12 i don't want the rift storm to start sooner even if we do take less damage. okay, proceed. you got rid of logan for this? logan was not synergistic with the rest of the squad, i'm sorry to say. he had to go. now it's for leaderboard position. okay, nine seconds. that's pretty good. let's go to battle speed three. oh, that's true. dragomir has to start back here. everything else? oh, there's paulin. hi, paulin. okay, dragomir did 135,000 damage. he's doing all right.
1:15:05 epic item retrain, get an s rank hero from one of your most played classes. yeah, i'll take an s rank mage bro. funky. welcome back bro. the prodigal son. yeah, i don't know where you stand. it doesn't really matter because i think dragomir just does all the damage. eight seconds we're chilling. where do you think we're going on the leaderboard here? i'm gonna call it. i think we are gonna be.
1:15:52 50th on the leaderboard. i don't think we're gonna be the top, but i think we're gonna be 50th, which will be really good for me. on stalar rush, heroes get 10% max shield and 2 mana regen. i mean, it's something. the regen's nice. seems like we're getting faster. and there's no storm to kill us as long as we win fast. wait, funke almost did more damage there. crazy revelation. another epic relic, please. critical ascendancy.
1:16:41 each hero's first auto attack against each enemy gains 1500 crit and stuns them for 2.5 seconds will be insane. our money is also insane. the whole thing's insane. 8 seconds. i think two of our heroes died there, but it literally does not matter. our tank did 23 damage. i do think that we don't need our tank to be up at the front if he's just gonna die. someone's gotta take the hit, i don't know.
1:17:22 maybe we just move everybody to the back line so that it takes them longer to get to us. permanently increase a hero's attack by 100. yeah, obviously it's gonna be dragomir, bro. certainly not gonna be paulin. but here's what i'm thinking. maybe you just start everybody on the back line so it takes a little while for anyone to get to them. can you not have all your heroes? no, you can't. okay. and then just let dragomir teleport and get all the kills as soon as possible. it's still working. don't question it. pay attention.
1:18:09 okay, this might be the end for us, but never doubt dragomir, man. okay, doubt dragomir. still 156th, 156th. i don't think we threw. i think we just, i mean, they start doing a lot of damage. let's put it that way. the reluctant shield, the glacial wall. okay, we'll do one more. absolutely. by the way, this is guild run.
1:18:46 uh, exclamation point, guild run. check it out for yourself. go to steam, download the demo, add it to your wish list. i'm having a great time. exclamation point, guild run doesn't work. now you tell me. i'm sure you've been telling me for like an hour, but now you tell me. oh, you know, do it now. there, there you go. it's always something, man.
1:19:14 i mean, not to just run back the exact same style, but every two combat victories permanently increase the amount of basic stats by 1% is like, is really good. what's your thing? for rush, gain lots of attack. whenever you or an enemy adjacent to you drops below 50% max hp, refresh all the rush abilities. wait! we build rush and vanguard on him. it's the greatest day of my life. i'm still ugly.
1:19:53 on rush permanently gain max hp. oh back up only on the second one though enter a rage gaining 125 health and magic 125 max maybe it's based on our health or magic attack speed and omni vamp disability stacks so this would be if we're building crazy mana regen because you could just stay enraged forever, but you
1:20:24 even though this is backup only, i do kind of love the idea of you just stacking crazy max hp forever. and then we should buy one more hero. you are vanguard rush backup. i mean, you're basically like a huge freaking tank. let's just throw a mage into the mix. mix it up a bit. shard starter kit or item starter kit or 300 max hp. it's gonna be 300 max hp on rip, bro. this guy's our ride or die. he's going to the moon.
1:21:17 and then we need as many rush abilities on rip as possible. waste adults. i think we want more. do you have rush? rush? no rush. no rush. no rush. shop rerolls cost one less. easiest money i'll ever spend in my life. nicholas, you're a vanguard. welcome to the squad. you need 25 shards to buy this hero. freeze him up. strengthen a hero later. large power crystal. there must be some mistake. i ordered the large power crystal. you can't stop him, bro.
1:22:13 he's holding a turkey leg and wearing a kilt. that guy's not going down without a fight. crazy. i made my pasta sauce too freaking buttery? i think i said sauce by the way, so i apologize. that is, can i say that's a steak too fatty lobster too buttery moment. you're supposed to use a lot of salt in pasta.
1:22:45 have you ever seen the viral video of the food network chefs showing how much salt they add to the water? i was wondering, it literally, if i bought like a container of morton's salt, it would take me five years to get through all the salt. i saw one video where a food network chef shows that she pours in like, i don't even know how to describe it, it might be like 400 grams of salt into the water.
1:23:12 now i'm going through the the morden salt containers in like six months. but the pasta has never been better, man. the pasta has never been better. i want to see something that is a rush ability, please. you know what? i like it. omni vamp on punch. didn't even look at anything else available in the shop. and a challenge encounter is a given. get over here. she's a free spirit. she doesn't like to move where i wanted to move. why did you teleport to the back line? that didn't seem like the right move.
1:24:02 doesn't matter rip clears of the enemy pulled them forward we destroy you heroes in the backline gain attack speed and move speed if you trigger stall six times your stall abilities will trigger faster. we need rush triggers bro front row big lads it's gotta be big lads. you're a shielder. are you on this pudges shielder? he's a rush the rush backup vanguard we got vanguard synergies we roll
1:24:53 we do have a b rank mage. kind of something to that. wait, wait, wait. after stall 15 and 30 give heroes a 1% max hp shield for each time you've rerolled the shop this game. i like it. we roll it's one cost we reroll anyway. okay, proceed. the curse of the kiss. all heroes permanently lose attack speed. yikes! in shield generator a hero permanently loses four mana regen.
1:25:40 whenever an enemy damages a hero's shields. we're not a huge shield guy right now, but we might be at some point. unkill gain 3 shards. do we even have a b rank or higher hero? honestly, bro, i don't really give a crap about nicholas. i kind of feel like you could kiss nicholas's forehead and he can retrain his b rank specialization or whatever.
1:26:11 you trained him to have something that has a backup, bro. so now he's actually he's literally more powerful and i have this rare dagger that i can put on rip terrible news for you to be honest look what they took from us man. the twilight's used to be bearded you shaved your twilight wouldn't be me now. we are freaking talking if all heroes share a class and
1:26:55 gain 20% to their basic stats. 20% is flipping crazy. we'll buy that for the future. reroll for 0. i see no vanguards, so i reroll for 0. it's absolute cinema. this has changed the game for us. we freeze the shop. we have an a rank vanguard that's gonna come out here and everyone's gonna get a 25% stat bonus. a 20% stat bonus when they come out. and she has rush abilities. oh, you're so right. you're so right.
1:27:39 pudge, do we like your abilities? yeah, yeah, we like them. i'm gonna take my 10% then unless, do i like ability as a chance to... yeah, i think i like it. i think i'm gonna take 10% stats. why not train her? she's not part of the squad long term. she ain't gonna be in rush hour too. i know they say three, but next act is act two. so it just seems more appropriate. it doesn't even matter, probably. because surely we have some kind of persistent stat game that's gonna make us take you out.
1:28:30 omnivamp, save me, save me. we freaking died. you lost but your run continues. you only have one chance remaining. devastating, bro. we don't even get the team size reward? i fight for my friends, bro. okay, guaranteed crit. very important, i think. we're looking exclusively for vanguards. rain is gonna save it. you can recover. when they start saying you can recover, you know you're in trouble. maybe.
1:29:13 no, we can recover. we can recover instead of a new pb. that's easy. oh, we have to do the fight again. well, this should be interesting. i mean, we got 25% bonus. oh, we're beating his ass, man. it is like when they start saying your japanese is so good. go on. oh, because you said daijou budess in response to like, how's your day been so far? rush abilities last longer? on auto attack or when auto attack inflict burn?
1:29:56 first time you go below 50% max hp, you gain shields and deal a bunch of damage. i like this idea man. i like this idea. we really want something. i mean the max hp that we need to increase our team size, that's a given. let's just buy the easy one. a reroll costs 6. i wouldn't mind going all in.
1:30:25 heroes rush abilities last longer. very good on you, i think. plus 20 attack speed. very good on you, i think. you can't freeze, so we'll proceed. i think you just send it. oh, we screwed... we're actually maybe better off not even having the mage on the team because they have to be worth more than 20% stats on everybody else. on the bright side, though, she did do 201 damage, so whatever. we clear it. we need a vanguard.
1:31:08 2 rush triggers equals a shard. would be good, but more than anything else, we need a vanguard. that's gonna be you. welcome to the squad, rowan atkinson. roll for 1. what's your thing anyway? after stall game hp per second, you're kinda rush coded. i think i gotta put this on you and then give you another rush ability. i think. i don't know. your heroes have lower defense next combat.
1:32:08 we all have that they're all poison related. we don't care. trigger stall, mages gain magic, tanks gain defense. buddy, buddy, buddy, do we even have, do we have a stall item, right? not thrilled about it. i'm not feeling like we're gonna be moving above 150 on the leaderboard in this one, but you never know if we get some s rank heroes, anything can happen, bro. you have to keep feeding items to the sunglasses guy. what's his deal?
1:32:48 when he survives combat, consume the item in the leftmost slot, gain its stats and shards equal to 80% of its value. wait, wait, you're absolutely right. i'm a fool. we should just get him munching, bro. munch the highest cost item first and then see if you have heroes. something about this. i don't think it's good enough though. something about this mystic sale. okay, proceed.
1:33:28 can i say i'm not sure that we were really built for a challenge encounter. i think we might just need a regular encounter, even as large as our kilted man gets. i think at least we need more damage. aria, right? we don't need to have you anymore. you got me excited for no reason. can i say why? why did you not eat the item? consume the item. did he not survive combat? son of a gun, man. he died even with the items that i gave him. tilly! oh, but she's not.
1:34:19 she's not the right class, mate. she's not the right class. but what if we get a relic or a crest that makes her the right class? that'd be big. okay, we go again. the guilds. gain a vanguard relic, please. for rush 10, vanguards gain one attack and one defense per max hp. vanguard's rush abilities last longer. some burn.
1:35:02 in one attack and defense per max, i mean max hp is our scaler. you need to live. everyone else get yourself to the front row. this fella is just here to generate some items for us. rip has like a trillion hp. he is up there. he does have eight like seven times more max hp than any other hero on the squad. okay, he lived and consumed an item huge.
1:35:43 it's a free roll. you're a vanguard, but you're a c rank, so i don't care. not a vanguard? i don't care. move this over. roll for one. no vanguard, no deal. roll for two. no fucking talking! vanguard's gained 100 attack and it works in backup. now it also works in foreskin, but it works in backup as well.
1:36:14 at the start of combat, the holder and adjacent heroes gain a shield equal to 10% of the holder's max hp. that's a freaking given on a beast like you. and then send it. trial rematch. defeat him with a challenging twist to earn a rare relic. i mean, a single hero is also going to go crazy. heroes in the front row gain more. yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean, we might already have this, but he's going to get even bigger, bro. not you! yeah, yeah, yeah. now we're freaking talking. i take a minute.
1:37:07 i take a while, stop stunning me. storm's about to start. when we get to 50% hp though, don't we gain like 100% of our max hp? yeah, i don't think that's gonna do it though. i lost. okay, not my finest moment. i gave you the adjacent, right? i think i want all of you to be adjacent then. it's jover? it's not jover, rip just needs to scale, bro. what the heck happened to him? we reroll. we have to level up our hero something fierce. not necessary.
1:38:07 not necessary, we're saving for the auction house. you don't give me what i want, we're saving for the auction house, huge. how is full vanguard strike gonna work? it seems to be working out just fine so far. if you don't think about it too hard. all heroes in the front two rows get a bunch of shields, absolutely. and we want you adjacent, okay, launch it, wait, wait, wait, we don't lose. bro's so big, i think he's hitting from like four tiles back. okay, boss easily dispatched.
1:39:11 don't even need to worry about this. she's chilling over there. don't worry about her. now this is where shit gets real. it's constant reroll. i'm really hoping i got one that was like become a, become a vanguard. is ming not goated? that's a thing. wouldn't have come out with 100 or more shots at the bank. you know what? maybe ming is goated here. maybe you've raised a good point. you are, fiona is also a vanguard. what are your, this fella's c rank, right?
1:39:53 he's b rank. rowan, you're done, bud. you stink. fiona's a b. ming's a b. that's a role situation then. heroes gain 50 attack. did we buy a team size relic? i have no idea. let's end it. roll one more time. whenever a vanguard attacks, you need both. you need both. we can't afford both. you need both. whenever a vanguard attacks, they gain 10 max hp. you have to take the vanguard's titanic engine. it has to be done.
1:40:44 they get bigger every time they attack. and i just wish i could, well you know what? you're done and then i, yeah! vanguard's gained 33 hp per second. and then we proceed. i don't know where you belong. just get yourself to the freaking front, bro. big ass squad. i guess our dude decided there's no way he could fit. he couldn't fit to the back to do some damage. damn, they're getting kind of huge. i still don't think we're beating our previous best on the leaderboard though.
1:41:52 bro's doing 4000 damage after i pogged up that hard. our team size... wait, we're almost there! okay, give us an s rank hero from the vanguard class. s rank rowan, dub, and then he'll join... or maybe we'll put him in there. we'll have ming rejoin once we get our previous skill handled. now, i can't put items on the item guy because i like all my items, i'm sorry to say. the item engine has fallen off, but the max health scaling engine continues to run.
1:42:35 back up on ming being used? they're obsessed with the back up, man. boy do i have an album for you. sir luscious left foot by big boi. that's right. the cruder half of outkast. it's got a song on it called the back up plan. ooh, i got a back up plan to the back up plan to back up my back up plan. that's right. the son of chico dusty type shit. you know, you know what i'm talking about. you know shine blockas. you know be still with jNLle monae. you know hustle blood.
1:43:08 you know shutterbug, i've never heard him say careful before. okay, it looks like we'll get our squad size increased after this huge, bro, he's freaking huge man. you're right, new item in my inventory too. put that right back in the machine. s rank hero. i mean, it's hard to believe that an s rank hero wouldn't improve upon
1:43:55 our a rank heroes, so yeah, they didn't give us a vanguard bro. i'm not replacing anybody with not a vanguard, it's just not gonna happen. you have all the vanguards? no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
1:44:36 you seem to be confused, bro. how far do we got 11 on our last run, right? i feel like there's no shot we cross 11 on this one, but i don't know. i mean the tank is tank and no doubt about that. downloaded demo game is gas. thank you for downloading the demo. hashtag add. yeah, hashtag adding this to my card. also, did you beat me on the leaderboards? be honest. oh my god. i don't know if he was having a bad time or the best time ever. i think i'll choose an epic item.
1:45:50 do we have a duelist? we have none duelist. for me then, i think you gotta take the item that gives you poison. they're all rare. you gotta take the item that gives you poison, man. because then when we get hit, well, you know what? something like that. i can live with that. low key a throw? i don't think so. i don't think so. because now every time they hit me, they're gonna get poison on them. so if we get attacked a bunch, they're gonna get a ton of poison on them. i think we die here though.
1:46:51 but i think we die because the enemies are simply too strong. holy cow, 156. we were 13. holy cow. i'll proceed on this one. the walking furnace. bro did burn damage? i didn't even know he burned damaged. i didn't know what he did at any point. fewest ability, zero. i think we got time for one more of the fastest runbacks of all time. but this is exclamation point guild run. go check it out. i'm playing the demo.
1:47:33 i'm enjoying it. i'm having a great time. i'm really, i'm gonna try to build for dps so i can maybe get a little further. it's gonna have to be tilly, i'm afraid. a random rare that gives mana regen. you're a warrior duelist, but you might not be, you might not be a build around. six attack speed and five attack. every 25 auto attacks gain shards. she's econ posting. more attack speed? i mean, oh, you have to fill out your squad, bro. don't be a fool. you have to fill out your squad or your duelist.
1:48:19 your guild has attention. i accept your offer. you have a problem with me? shards, starter kits, seven shards, cheaper items or heroes. okay, it's seven shards right off the bat. i'll tell you one thing, nobody's stopping us, bro. and then we get tilly to generate a staggering amount of shards and then we go all in at the auction house. duelist, we are duelist coded, we're kind of warrior coded. i paid 11, sell you for nine, added duelist to the squad. don't win medals again for our guild.
1:49:07 20 times, 20 times. heroes gain attack speed in omnivamp. what is this? oh, this is our mana regen item. if held by a mystic, i'm not worried about all that, bro. reroll the shop for one. i don't see a duelist. no duelist, i sleep. patience ring. mana and defense. quest generate 20 shards. okay, we're fully shard coded, bro. absolutely.
1:49:55 because every like 25 times she attacks, she gets bonus shards as you can see right there. well, she has a little more range on her than i thought. and she's not gonna freaking die, so what do we care? we're already on 17 shards off of that. you're a vanguard. a b rank is pretty good, man. on auto attack gain max hp, more, honestly, more attack speed on the one that gives us shards for attacking. if we generate 20 shards, we get two shards per combat. that's huge.
1:50:31 i don't want you. i don't know what you're trolling me and i don't want you. we want nyx instead. every 12 auto attacks refresh all the rush abilities on nyx. that's the move, bro. and then even more attack speed. and then we save the shards because we're pogging up for the auction house. unkill gain 3 shards. oh my god. oh my god. launch it.
1:51:09 i still feel like we even though we're glass cannons, i feel like we win the challenge encounter low key. you can stand back a little more than i thought. guys, we're gonna lose. it's not even gonna be good. speed it up. speed up the battle. wasn't even close. tilly! for rush, warriors gain attack. gain an item slot on auto attack. deal bonus damage per shard generated this game. holy cow. actually outrageous. and then we fill it with more attack speed.
1:51:59 you're a mage duelist. we actually do have a duelist synergy, bro. you cost 35. that's a freeze in this house. and then we get sal on the squad. and look, she's attacking like freaking crazy. doesn't even matter. doesn't even matter. choose your reward. on rush trigger, heroes gain crit and attack speed. or longer rush abilities. on rush triggers, bro. the attack speed is gonna make us get so many more shards. you're cooked. you're on the squad. we roll it. guarding mana, who cares?
1:52:51 you know what? defense might be valuable. defense could do something for us. and then a little attack speed and we launch it. what's his global rank? don't talk to me. i'll be honest with you, i don't think we're surviving too long. i'm gonna say survive for 30 seconds to gain 10 shards. we're 156 in the world, but i honestly think even though this one looks like it's a little rough right now, i think we can do something with it. i think we can get there. guys, we're not gonna even survive for 30 seconds. hold on, tilly!
1:53:32 zero damage, they're immortal enemies, bro. try to keep up. look at this though. look at this. infinite money generation. quest completed. we now get two shards at the start of every battle. unbelievably huge for you. we have 32 gold. reroll for one. this is a duelist item. every 15 auto attacks if held by a duelist, this item gains one attack speed. oh! oh, baby. i'll reroll one more time. we got the shard base. move the mage item to your mage.
1:54:28 shit. by the way, can i say something? this is if held by a mystic. i was gonna, just because it was a lady with long hair, i was gonna say that's not necessarily a mage. she's literally a duelist, bro. turns out you were paying closer attention. literally you click this just because the rank up screen is cinema. more rush abilities. five hit combo, each counts as an auto attack. if the enemy dies, jump to the nearest enemy and redo it. way, assassins, a duelist instantly kill any enemies they damage below 25% max hp. our whole squad is duelists.
1:55:14 we make it through this. this is so bullish because we died on this last time and still end up having like a pretty decent run. i would like to increase my team size. all abilities trigger faster. gotta be a reroll. we need a duelist, bro. i mean, we're spending heavy, don't get me wrong. for rush, duelist gain attack speed? okay, it's gotta be that. and then you know what? i'll just fill out the squad with a tanky fellow for the moment. it's that simple. should help our dps actually survive.
1:56:09 but i will replace him with a duelist as soon as possible. are you seeing the freaking damage bro? no duelist, no deal. more attack is big and then we go again. the slumbering monster gain a belt or get a bunch of burn. rush abilities last three seconds longer, last five seconds longer. you gotta give it a try. you gotta give it a try.
1:56:48 i thought it was one of those things where like maybe having a burn that's 5% of your health is devastating because it might kill you in like eight seconds or something like that. but obviously it didn't go down like that. no duelist, no deal. you need that. very easy reroll for a guy like me. duelist gained 20 attack speed. roll one more. you can take a chance and roll one more time. if you're alone in the back row, triple the stats, huh? and then proceed.
1:57:31 i feel like our squad is actually kind of peak right now. i feel like we stand a very, very good chance of making this happen. they've teleported behind me. yo bro, but look at the attack speed man. rush 2 heroes are immune to damage. i mean, we don't really wanna be stalling too much, but immune to damage, kinda crazy. i think that's idiot proof, i think, i gotta take that.
1:58:17 roll me. we're really looking for hero matches. karsu at b, i mean they're a duelist. heroes get one attack speed per five shots you've generated this game. welcome to the bench for now. no duelists, no deal. shop rerolls are cheaper. easiest money ever made. how about on auto attack gain one attack or gain 10 max hp? i feel like that makes tilly like invincible bro. no duelists, no deal. and then give me a banner for my guild. give me a duelist relic.
1:59:06 when a duelist auto attacks, they gain attack speed and attack per type of debuff. we don't really debuff. when they auto attack, they inflict two frost or three burn. i mean, i definitely feel like we're looking at three burn here. and then this is the boss. no, this is not the boss yet. but i don't get do i not get it till the end of battle? where did it go? where did it go? she's gone. oh, it's a relic. that's even that's even better. look at the burn. i already have another duelist in reserve, i'm afraid.
2:00:02 i'm not taking irene just to take whenever an enemy dies transfer their burn to another enemy. oh, it is a dually build. oh yeah, yeah, do list gain and attack speed per rush trigger absolutely uh, but at the sort of combat if this hero is adjacent to only one other hero, they both permanently gain 20 attack speed it's backup. you need to educate yourself on backup. okay isn't this literally better though? no because it
2:00:47 they both gain, but this is high. this is way higher. it's simply much larger. okay, i freeze. this would actually be pretty good because aren't you an assassin too? yes, you are. i think this is a freeze if you want to buy that man. curse of the kiss. fuck up my tank bro. he's not even going to be on the squad. hero permanently loses four mana regen. whenever a hero inflicts burn they gain one magic and one attack per burn inflicted. yeah bro.
2:01:35 i mean, obviously that seems incredible because we inflict burn like crazy. in one magic per, i don't really care, yes man, two mana reach, it's a heavy price to pay, but we're inflicting crazy burn. i feel like in every single auto battler, attack speed is just broken and i'm loving every minute of it, bro. rest completed, yeah, that was fast. the s tier funky, i'll pay one, what do i care? older counts as a vanguard, i'll pay two, what do i care?
2:02:26 whatever, let's burn it more. oh, yes, bro. rank up my nicks, please. ten auto attacks gives you a shard. we're literally only getting like one more auto attack or one more auction house bucket. why that we could spend big at that auction house, man, too. i don't think it's too low. i might be wrong. ok. i mean, that's that's a given.
2:03:16 115. i honestly thought we'd have a lot more than this. irene's a duelist, but you're a duelist too. you need to increase the size of the squad. on shards generated, deal damage to all enemies equal to 10% of their max hp. wait, we generate shards constantly. attack speed plus 60, and they count as a duelist. okay. plus 20% attack speed is also crazy, but you also being a duelist is going to give you crazy stats. okay. okay, proceed.
2:04:00 so all enemies at this point we're thinking they get nuked just cuz we generate infinite shards. dude, this might have something to it. it's gotta be, obviously it's gotta be an s rank duelist. i'll win medals again. i'll win medals again. and then once we finally complete this quest, which is actually gonna take forever cuz we're just killing enemies too fast, then we can put her on the squad. fight five.
2:04:54 i just hope we get it like before we hit the double digit fights because those are gonna start to be pretty tough, man. one attack and eight max hp per rush? on auto attack inflict two frosts. we're just like we're reaching the point. zeus is thunder unique item to hold. there must be irene bro. wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
2:06:00 we're about to complete the quest and get him back in there. we want you. and then you actually can tank for us. okay, now we got a squad, bro. make him a duelist. that's right, he's not even a duelist right now, my bad. it's gotta be a relic. win combat with 66 or more shards in the bank. get four random crest items. i don't know if that's gonna help us out too much. all we wanna see, we wanna beat 13 fights so we can improve our position on the leaderboard.
2:06:54 and i can eat a sandwich guilt free. but it's getting a little tight. oh, that one was easier apparently. check your crest. we really need someone to be... plus 30 crit is pretty good. can at least put two items on you. you're already a vanguard. let's give you some armor. let's give you some attack. it might be happening. i mean, our relic is doing as much damage as our best hero, but it might be happening. rare relic, please.
2:07:55 when you inflict poison, inflict more, after stall give heroes a lasting shield for each time you've rerolled the shop in this game. you know what? i don't think it's that much, but i think it's something. the fact that we're killing the backliners... wait, we might be dead here. we're not doing any damage. please, you can do it! you did it! the fact that we're killing the backliners without even having to attack them is so huge. and then this is just, this is prayer ball. we pray.
2:08:36 prayers unanswered. prayers unanswered. 156 orson well's stakehold plobra. still, dude this is fun. we made it to endless number 13. tilly's a little crazy. the summary's a little crazy.
2:08:59 the demo's a little crazy. exclamation point, guild run. check it out for yourself. thank you again to leyline for the sponsorship. i had a great time. pve auto battling without all the nonsense, without getting beaten by people who spend their whole life on icy veins asking questions like what's the best meta build to have for mack and dooley right now? this is a game for true vanessa enjoyers, okay? go check it out. exclamation point, guild run. the demo's free. it's on steam.
2:09:27 go enjoy, go enjoy and check it out.