We are standing in ways that have never been thought of before (Disc Golf Masters)

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0:00 aka matt, watch out, okay? i'm coming for you on the daily challenge today. there i see you, matt! i see you with your minus 11 right there. manoka springs medium difficulty, let's lock in. 59 meters. damn, it's fucking sunny out there today. it must be in philadelphia. and with the wind blowing backwards so far, i honestly think this is a full force fucking shot with a mid range that could have gone off the rock and aced into the chain basket, bro.
0:42 search your feelings, you know it to be true. 63 meters in thick? okay, no problem. and the winds at our back? we want to throw forehand style over this with a 93 percenter. it actually banked the other direction a little bit. what discs are you getting? i don't want to tell you because they're going to tell me i'm a... you guys are going to tell me i'm a disc golf chud for buying the innova starter set with the shark, the leopard and then the putter, which i don't remember the name of.
1:20 wind blowing us to the damn side. i want a fortress. i want a fortress that banks that way, but first i want to bank it this way. this could be the craziest shot i've ever done. not in between the two trees, bro. they think i'm zach galifianakis. i don't want to putt. i want this to be a standstill backhand with a little bit of this, and then you really got to go light. you got to hit this at like the lightest they'll let you hit it. fucked it up. sorry, how we doing here? minus two after three. i can live with that.
2:16 75 meters, wind blowing that way with a fuse mid range. literally one perfect shot is all it takes. not the stream. ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh
3:09 now don't go all the way into the fucking stream. oh my god, it's the greatest shot of all time. it's actually the greatest drive in the history of disc golf. just make sure we're not getting any fuckery going on here. crazy eagle on that one. now watch this. didn't account for the wind at all. where's the fade, bro? i think this makes it because of the topography. flip the damn azaleas. now this, this could be worth a lot, man.
4:22 threw it way too fucking high. asshole. don't worry, the innova leopard is money is still in my rotation. what about the shark though? i mean the leopard has aura, but what about the shark man? shark's really good too. then why was my discord going when you go to the disc golf shop and they only have cheap ass innova discs and then they were putting like feels bad frog face.
4:59 they had me thinking that i wasted my money on some bullshit when it turns out even the pros are saying that it's awesome. crazy eagle, right? what a fucking shot. any percent branchless please? oh shit. a spirit took that one. and they won't go. but they might go. beards in their head and they might go. damn. swallow my damn soul. recovered.
6:08 i hate that song. yeah, it's one of the worst. i would vouch on that one. one of the worst songs for sure. unless you're the carolina hurricanes, in which case it propelled you to a stanley cup championship. motherfucker, man. literally, you have to go with the mid range to make up for the wind howling in your face and the smell of prickly pear. not too bad, not too bad. i mean, considering the
6:57 gale force wind conditions? i could settle for a minus six. you have advanced to tier pro from tier not set in the daily challenge. where are we sitting here? damn, not even close, man. on the bright side, i did get the enzo shirt and the men's long pants. anybody want to crash the lobby? anybody want to play a little random course with a personal disc bag? akronov!
7:59 what? is that no country for old men? oats mcgoats with the geezling fit. i don't know, man. i think this game sold a lot of copies. it's all over r slash disc golf, man. let's read the testimonials from r slash disc golf. people are saying, has anyone played this game? has anyone played disc golf masters yet? and the threads are getting up to eight comments in them.
8:33 that have such glowing praise as, whoa, a disc golf game? never thought i'd see the day. hey, totes my goats, can you ready up? thank you. i know it's fucked up to ask you to ready up when we don't even know what the course is. so how could you possibly know where to put in your disc bag when you don't even know what the course is? destination x, but once they get to the destination, they play frisbee golf? negan, are you listening? could be the wave for season three. don't hit the fucking tree, man. after everything we've been through,
9:24 it'd be worse. watch this. kiss me off, man. kiss me the fuck off. we're gonna go over top of this shit. and then we're gonna drop it right in the fucking cup. bro, where's my tailwind?! whatever, we chill on that. oh! huge, huge, huge, huge, huge. we're still there. i'm now spectating basket. oh, what have you done, man? what have you done? bite my swag, chip your tooth. what a name, man. that's... in the curious george shirt.
10:36 triple bogey on hole one. honestly, perfect time to buy though. they can make it back from that. wind's too damn gentle. i'm used to playing in much more rigorous wind. i'm used to playing in much windier conditions, which is why i'm throwing so hard here. let me get out cd one. sony could never. plus twos in the bag please. fade me bro. not under the staircase. i think i gotta go. i gotta go stand still. maybe peep it out this way.
11:37 peep it out this way. the light ass shot. i'll live with that. i'll live with that, honestly. i mean, the conditions have been tough today. even might be good enough, man. i could be a scratch disc golfer and feel alright about it. honestly, it's so much better if we curve it in this way. it's a hard shot. damn, we're all ass, huh? i know matt is watching and shaking his damn head right now. just tap it in. just... the branch almost put us in, bro.
12:37 just hallucinated ludwig hair on you for like one second, genuinely freaked me out. librarian, pull up the image please, pull it up. the image that proves life is cruel for bald people. pull it up please. you know the... don't be like, which one? you know the one i'm talking about. the one with... it's me with the ludwig hair. and it's literally my same face. but when people see it, they go, whoa, this picture... in this picture, you look really handsome. fuck it, two strokes up. we gotta get the gardeners out on this course, man. this is crazy.
13:36 like i'm just trying to play some damn disc golf. the audacity of these branches. oh, that's tough, akronov. that's tough. three strokes down. motherfucker. and i'm tied with akronov, which is even more depressing. tbh. this is where we make it back. hit the tree and get a good bounce. okay, watch this. i thought the angle would make it dodge the tree, man. are you going analog or electric chair when x men starts filming? bro, okay, listen.
15:10 it's not called an electric chair, okay? it's called a powered wheelchair. electric chair is a different thing. an electric chair is like a, who made you got to say? i'll take your life from you, flash before my eyes. professor xavier does not sit in an electric chair, although he probably wishes that's how he went out if you've seen the multiverse of madness, bro. now that was a fucking drive, huge. is this better or worse than wii sports golf?
16:02 i mean it's worse than wii sports golf, but wii sports golf is pretty good man. and wii sports golf wasn't even the best game in wii sports. i'll say it, like it's 20 years since it came out, boxing was the worst game in wii sports. now what's the best game? i gotta think about it. because like bowling was really, i mean that was like a tech demo for the wii. bowling is pretty amazing. no it's not tennis, tennis didn't have enough nuance. that's a midbrain take, tennis, shut up.
16:42 but you know what i got to say? as much as i like wii sports, it's like a great example of the whole is worth more than the sum of its parts. because a lot of the games, like bowling was great, golf was pretty good, and then baseball was literally just like the home run derby, and tennis was just smashing the wiimote, like it was just breaking tvs. but the whole package, the whole package is a 10. and it was a damn pack in, it's true. guys, we're making our move. no boxing mentions? yeah, we fucking mentioned boxing, bro.
17:27 i said it was the worst of all the games by far. what am i thinking? wait, no, this could be good to be on top of the mesa. it's a hell of a shot but can't do a run up unfortunately, but let's see bro. that's true plus in boxing and needed the damn nunchuck. don't even get me started. embarrassing shot man.
18:26 why was it called a nunchuck? well, really because the thing didn't look like a nunchuck but both of them looked like a nunchuck when they were together. so i think they called it the nunchuck because of how it affected the form of the original concept. you can do it, akronov. he did it. no, i never really played wii sports resort. we were like 100% a rock band house by the time wii sports resort came out. one of my friends in college did own it and we played it a couple times. i remember very little
19:12 because by that point we were much more of a like get drunk and watch seinfeld on dvd type of vibe instead of like a get drunk and play wii sports type of vibe. which honestly we missed out because i could have seen those seinfeld episodes at any fucking point. they're literally in syndication forever, but the mental image made me insNLy depressed. it was literally like the peak of my life.
19:53 drink 12 to 14 james reddy 5.5s, walk down to princess and division, get a smoked poutine, walk back to my friend's apartment, two to eight episodes of seinfeld on dvd until enough people passed out that we called it. it's kind of a boys rock sort of moment in my life, man. only reason you should be depressed is because you weren't there. don't go out of bounds. it's such a perfect drive. ooh. way back when in 07.
20:46 that's perfect. that was actually might be the play of the game. they need to play it. are you watching disc golf masters? i know it's late in sweden right now. if you're watching, we need shot of the game. and you can literally just have the machine figure it out from like greatest distance to basket. but i wanna see it and i wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior. lend me some sugar, et cetera, et cetera. i'm gonna try a different approach on this one.
21:20 wanted to aim a little lower, then cut it through the forest. tough bounce, otherwise pretty good. wait, bro, we fucking clutched up. this shit adds so annoying, people walking their dogs and shit. i was looking at the reviews of vancouver disc golf courses, and there are people that are like leaving negative reviews and then going like, too many people walking their damn dogs. which i get, i mean, it impedes the golf. i can't deny that.
22:04 it does kind of feel a little fucked up to be getting mad at people for walking their dogs in a park though. damn, we got a hell of a bounce on that one. play of the game type shit? not quite, not quite. really good though. like this could be play of the game right here. so bite my swag, chip your tooth. you don't have to, uh, you don't have to throw 100% with the putter. you could throw at like 70% with the putter. you'll be okay. don't hit the ground.
23:23 never in danger, never in danger of hitting the ground. we do have ourselves a hell of a match here. this is where you find out if totes magotes is nowhere though, because this is 100% a mid range shot masquerading as a putt. because of the angle, because of the height difference, you gotta go mid range instead of putter on that one. we fucking locked in on the birdies bro. i think i got a stroke on him. i think i got a stroke on him. and what the hell? shit, i was looking at someone else.
24:12 oh, hole 15, wait, wait, wait, what a comeback bro. wait, maybe disc golf masters is game of the year. i'm entertaining the thought, sit and spin. wait, bite my swag, chip your tooth, did you put that in from like 100 meters away? the kilcanna park course was littered with pedestrians when i played, made it challenging. i've read that about, kilcanna has like a 1.7 out of 5 on the disc golf social media aggregator.
25:00 which is devastating. there's an out of bounds really close to the one side here, you gotta be careful. and then the jericho park one, people also say sucks because there's like a part of the course is like throwing over parked cars in a parking lot and there's no shot that i'm gonna be throwing as an amateur.
25:29 i'm gonna be throwing discs over a kitsilano parking lot, because i'm gonna hit like a lamborghini countach and do $108,000 worth of damage or something like that. like it's, it could be devastating. but then qe, qe seems like the best, but it also, it's the, it also seems like the busiest. so you take the good with the bad, i guess. when the good thing is also popular, shocked face. ace, ace? wait, i want straddle spin, bro. what a fucking putt, we're locked in.
26:15 you know, when i got the red shirt on and no shoes, you don't want to go up against me. wait, play of the game! off the ground, off the ground, ace. another crazy hole for out of bounds. you gotta be mighty careful with this one, bro. this is the hole that could change everything. don't curve to the fucking bunker. motherfucker, man. you know what? no, no, no. you gotta swing for the fences. they won't respect you if you don't swing for the fences. just get it into the sand pit. it bounced over and got into the sand pit, bro! jesus, what a throw, too.
27:31 okay, lock in. we still win. that's been, that was a good game man. that was a good game. gg totes my goats and also chip bite my swag chip your tooth and to a lesser extent acronoff. just kidding. we had w acronoff for being the liaison for the margin tournament on monday. i'm back in the margin tournament bro. i live till day three. can you believe it? and
28:24 when you go to every week that you survive, the scores get reset. so basically i'm in the same position as the pros again. you song out, stands out. origin doing really well actually. origin's doing really well. but all the other celebrity invites have been eliminated, bro. didn't you go negative? i did finish with like negative 6,000 points the last game, but somehow it was like two off the bubble or something like that.
29:04 giga, giga out. i think giga got out the first week. i think they also ended up in the game with the person who paused it for 45 minutes. so we gotta also give some dubs that were going to akronov. we gotta give those to giga as well cuz giga really clutched up to tolerate that. that felt good, man. if we hit a rock, we could get a second life here. that's not too bad. it's downhill. i think this could make it. float her down like that.
29:52 oh, i wanted to take a little off because i didn't want it to go out of bounds but i didn't. oh, i took just enough off. what a game man. why do you look pink? i'll tell you every time i leave my computer my light turns off. so watch this. this is what one minute before every stream this is what i go through. oh, it saved my settings that time.
30:26 so most of the time it doesn't save my settings and what ends up happening is i get the brightest light in the history of the earth just blinding me and leaving spots on my cornea like one second before i start the stream. which i think would be this button. no, this button turns it orange i guess. oh my good god! and now the light freaking fell off bro.
30:55 so yeah, every day i'm basically resetting the settings from zero. now you're blue? yeah, the light does look quite blue in honor of joni july. play of the weeds, kerplunk. that's bullshit, man. how about now? warm? i live with that. or did you say worm? horrible shot. unbelievably bad. embarrassingly bad shot. what am i doing over here? i mean, this
32:08 it ain't going down like this, man. it ain't going down like this. you got to get it around the tree. all right, peep this shit. we were experimenting with the form. this is a cd one. oh damn, this might be an escape type moment actually. at 100% that's an ace man. totes mcgoats, that was a crazy approach. it would be play of the game if it went in, but oh my.
32:59 three strokes back and we dropped i think we dropped achronov what happened to achronov can i say something by the way it's been bothering me all night it'll eat me up if i don't say this okay some things are more important than content last night someone in the peloton discord said they were part of a medical trial for uh
33:34 like listerine style strips of viagra medication. now before you start making fun of them, i don't think they needed it. i don't think they had erectile dysfunction. they literally got 500 bucks for trying it out. 500 bucks is 500 bucks, bro. now what i said is if you can't pop a pill, you aren't ready for pussy. put that on the fucking bottle. got a few plus twos, probably not as many as i thought it deserves, but i thought it did okay. then i realized, oh shit,
34:05 so i wrote, or ass. and then everyone went, yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
35:00 now, but this is serious play of the game potential. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. that was kind of awesome. apparently also i was, i was informed. i educated myself. it's not listerine style strips for people who can't swallow pills. it's because apparently it dissolves under your tongue faster and enters your bloodstream. and then i was going to say something glib like, if you can't, if you can't plan your life, you're not ready for pussy or ass.
35:51 but i thought, you know what, the joke has already played itself out to be honest. but the blood in the mouth is further from the dick? mouth further from penis than stomach? well, my mouth. yeah, i don't know about yours. your mouth could be really close to it, i don't know. depends what you're into, i suppose.
36:30 hey, wait, totes mcgoats, totes mcgoats crash out top 10 totes mcgoats crash out moments. disturbed mental from totes mcgoats. we're back in this. and i've learned a lot about this hole. on this one you wanna go mighty low and then catch a fucking thermal. that's literate. what the fuck? it happened? i'll call it greatest shot i've made in disc golf masters history.
37:14 easiest birdie of all time. you will not make this putt, you jackass. has england scored some goals? i'm hearing that it's 0 0, but the most important thing, does jude bellingham have aura today? only answer if you're actually watching. because in the norway game, he had aura. i said it like two nights ago or two days ago, he sprinted to the locker room at half with like lebron's killer gaze.
37:49 there was no shot. after i saw that, i was like, there's no shot. england's losing this. it's just not going to happen. how does he look today? does he look like there's no shot? he's letting anybody get one over on him every single time, right into the christmas trees. only i didn't say fudge. this could be insane. i can't even see what i'm looking at. and it inverted my controls. whatever. we make it regardless. actually huge to make it over 40 meters later. i'll say it. that was kind of awesome.
39:02 that was less awesome. that was a lot less awesome, but it's a tough hole bro. rushmore banter, faint bunny, you're still on rushmore? i think it's a great movie man. are you taking the perfect attendance badge or what's the, oh fuck that's a great wes anderson trivia question. what are the two badges that jason schwartzman's max fisher offers bill murray? perfect attendance or what's the other one? punctuality?
39:44 true reality really doesn't sound right. maybe i watched it on youtube shorts, not to put too fine a point on it. this part is basically for the match. calm ass wind pissing me off. i feel like matt bro. damn three strokes. wait, we're only on hole 11. we can make it back. anyone can fuck up the out of bounds on this one. beautiful, beautiful drive mate. looking like jordan pickford with laying on messy on the penalty spot.
40:51 and then this is where you just want to drop it, just drop it right in the basket. drop it right in the hole. england, lad. i think this is gonna be for a stroke, unfortunately. yep, still three strokes down. tough, man. he's playing a very sturdy game this time. but that last hole is a doozy.
41:38 okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, wait. we're kind of golfing on levels. what they're saying we're going map mode a little bit in disc golf masters. two strokes, we can do it, man. hey, now just wanted to come by and say i agree with your take from two years ago. dishes is the op chore. just put your headphones on, don't have to think about anything else but the dishes.
42:12 thank you for saying that. i still think the dishes are the it's like close to pack one pick one of the of the draft of the chore draft. the only thing i will say is it's partially dependent on what kind of dish house you got by which i mean are you a house that reliably does the dishes every day in which case doing the dishes is not a problem at all.
42:38 that's our house. even yesterday, my day was fucked up yesterday. it reeked. got home, did the dishes. why? cuz when i do the dishes tomorrow, i don't wanna have to do two days worth of dishes. and also, day old dishes are so much worse than fresh dishes. cuz they got weird food on them and shit like that. the stains become part of the plate. you just don't wanna have to deal with it.
43:01 so i'm not going to say it never lapses a day, but in almost every situation, i'm really putting in an effort to get the dishes done every day and start from kitchen zero. honestly, god is my witness, i don't think i have a chore that i would take over doing the dishes in the dishes draft. a lot of people are saying vacuuming, but i don't really fuck with vacuuming. and there's a couple of reasons.
43:27 when you finish it, it feels like you've done nothing. whereas lots of other chores, when you finish them, you're like, oh wow, i really noticed a difference. also, it's loud, fucks up your headphones. you gotta crank your headphones up like crazy. i'm learning from my mistakes on this one last time. well, you can always make a different kind of mistake, i guess. what the fuck? oh, that's bad. well, which way are you holding the disc, bro? wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
44:35 totes mcgoats, i know it's only hole 15. i don't wanna get into any bm here. i think you probably got me cooked on this one though. well played. laundry is also good. definitely would not dispute laundry being good. cuz laundry is really like the least work of any chore. all the work comes with the folding. wow, that's really bad. literally we're gonna get one of those and it's gonna look so awesome. give me the fuse on distance going.
45:48 91 straight ahead, no 3%. that's not where i thought that was gonna go, man. okay, cross the plane. kinda cooking with this game. i'm glad people like it, man. i really like b games. and this is with no insult, man. this is as b as it gets. one hour vacuuming or one diaper change? i'd definitely rather change one diaper. but it's not even close, to be honest with you.
46:40 changing a diaper is grosser, but like that's an hour you're not going to get back. what's the threshold? i mean, literally if my wife came to me years ago when our daughter was still pooping her pants and went, would you okay, we got a vacuum and we got to change the diaper. what would you rather do? regardless of the time involved with vacuuming, i volunteer to change the diaper. it's literally like a, i think it's mispriced. let me put it that way. as far as chores go, i think it's mispriced.
47:15 which is to say, you get the most credit for doing it even though it really isn't that bad. i would tank the hour vacuuming so my wife could have more free time. all right, all right, so you're operating on a different level at this point. i didn't think two steps ahead, i was only thinking one step ahead. i mean, there's a lot of chores that as a guy, i recommend that you take responsibility for it specifically because they're mispriced. and i'm gonna ruin this for a lot of us, so i'm not gonna lie to you, but like,
48:00 taking out the garbage is basically like a 30 second walk and you get the whole chores worth of credit for it. taking out the garbage is the freest chore in the chore draft. stop snitching. like if you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're the wife and your husband is like, well, why don't you vacuum and i'll take out the garbage? that might be an arrangement that works for you, but you're honestly, he needs to throw some goodwill on the balance sheet as well. breaking down the amazon boxes.
48:35 i don't have my life 100% together at all times. great game, great game, totes mcgoats. one thing i do do that i'm proud of, whenever we get a box, i can't stand to see the fucking, i hate this fucking box. i hate living in this cardboard hellhole. i break down the box immediately. it's on site. and for father's day one year, kate got me a little electric rotary saw that goes
49:02 into the cardboard box and then you hold the trigger down and it goes, so you just cut the box in like four places and then stack them up and then throw them in the recycling. hang on guys, i'm going to change the course. ghibli, you pulling up to the disc golf masters this weekend? sorry we lost someone. i'm sorry papa jay, we lost you. i'm trying to think of what the lowest, i really don't like vacuuming just because i'm like, i'm not 100% a believer it actually does anything to be honest with you.
49:58 it's like, unless you're like just constantly stepping on goldfish crackers, i just think it's kind of like dusting the floor. also keep in mind i'm from a civilized country where people don't wear shoes inside of their house. get a dog. i mean we got two cats and also i should add that we vacuum. i just like it's a i think it's a chore that feels bad to do because there's no visible proof that you've completed it. you'd be like oh there's a little less cat hair on the couch i guess whatever. carpets are hard floors. buddy we got carpets.
50:45 rugs, hardwood floors, tiles. we have the whole kid in caboodle. wait, this, sorry guys, i didn't give you your personal golf bag, so this game is now invalidated, unfortunately. this is ace potential, man. oh, not the stream! from the ace potential to the stream, to the caves, to the mine. i still got par. i have a diamond pick mining all i know.
51:31 i see my fortunes grow, i mined it and it froze. 40 some on diamond blocks or so i've been told. well, i fucked up. well, that ain't too bad. scooping the litter does suck pretty bad. can't disagree with you on that one.
52:19 plowing the snowfall. i can't honestly because i live in vancouver where it snows one to two times a year max. i can't say anything about that because i like shoveling snow the one time it accumulates enough but if i had to do that shit three times a week, oh hell no. life's too damn short. here we go again with this bull crap. really good approach man. 159 this one's tough you can easily end up in the drink. chiblee you gotta pull up man.
53:10 you gotta pull up to disc golf. it's the next wave. also, i went to steam's new releases today and it said 12,000 products match your search criteria. wait, that was so fucking lucky. nevermind. and i said, fuck that shit. you all right, playa? and we still doink it. look at that shit. oh shit, you're in the same spot, man. damn! wait, bite my swag chip. your tooth is kind of
54:09 kind of next level now. oh, you needed to go way less than that, man. we're in the grassy knoll. oh shit. what the, i hit the canopy and gave up a stroke to bite my swag? any aces yet? now i changed your message because you said holes in one. they're not called the holes in one in disc golf. they're called aces. educate yourself. but no, we're still, we're waiting for that first ace, but man oh man is it going to be sweet.
54:53 that first hole in one, i mean that first ace is gonna hit like a fucking dream. what have i done? it was perfect, never mind. did you actually buy discs? yeah, bro. yeah, yeah, i bought discs. i haven't had a chance to use them. any parents in the chat right now? any parents in the vc? but i bought some discs. check this out. this is the type of shit you just gotta say is all skill.
55:56 show the discs, okay, but wait, wait, wait, wait, this is an 18 hole course, okay? i can't be leaving on a whole nine to go get my innova disc golf starter set. i'll show the disc, you want me to show the disc, i'll show the damn disc, it'll make you happy. not the tree, that's right into the tree, i think you're gonna love it. the thing for me, i really think my disc golf experience is 75% dependent on the first interaction i have with a disc golfer.
56:42 if a really nice old guy comes up to me and goes, hey you might wanna, hey let me show you something. when you're going forehand try putting your finger here instead of here. i'll be like wait this is the greatest hobby ever. but if they fucking, if i see anyone leave a beer can on the tee box i'm gonna freak the fuck out. i'm gonna freak the fuck out man. you ever think about training mma? you haven't been watching the stream lately. i'm literally making my power slap debut in september.
57:18 i've been training my obliques endlessly so i can absorb unbelievable amounts of power to my cheek and or jaw region. and power slapping is not a joke, it's a real sport. and honestly, you can do it safely as long as you take a deep breath in. right before the slap, you just take a deep breath in and then your body knows, like ignore any injuries that are about to come to pass here. what a fucking shot. what a guy. chilly, watch this shit.
58:07 i think the problem, chiblee's not sold on it because he hasn't seen a proper hyzer yet. bro has not seen a greasy s curve and he still hasn't. and i never fucking will. be honest, just quit nicotine. nothing excites me anymore. you met me two weeks too late. you're going to be fine, chiblee. it only takes a month, right? by the way, a month is fucking brutal, but you're through the worst of it at like two weeks, right? you're getting there, man. it's just one day at a time.
59:03 i started doing coffee enemas. i honestly think it's fine if you, probably people would tell you not to do this, but if you're quitting a vice, it's fine to replace it with another vice. and then you just have to, as long as it's a lesser vice. are you addicted to alcohol? start smoking weed and stop drinking. and then later, get off the weed. get off the weed with some candy bars or something like that. and then get off the candy bars with like, i don't know,
59:35 i have to think about after that. i don't know. i have to think about that. coffee? i reject the notion of coffee as a vice. motherfucker, the stripes caused an optical illusion. yeah, get off the candy bar with a couple of beers and then... whaaaaa it was playing the game! he even had he had fucking crazy aura off the throw too! it's not a putter. this is a mid range shot.
1:00:29 people in the audience pointing to their this is a mid range shot nl shirts because i'm their favorite disc golfer. i fucking told you, i fucking told you we almost got a rock ace bro. this hole is basically a joke. it's very down, can i hit you with something insane? this might be a damn mid ranger and i'm not just saying it because of the shirt. i honestly think that could have gone, that could have gone. no, i'm sorry stu, no aces on streamers yet today.
1:01:27 had some pretty good shots, of which that was not one of them. should have taken a little bit of heat off that one, but... tight ass match here, man. minus ten. this tree... pisses me off. i need a i need a mid range no, i need a fairway disc with considerable natural fade. and then we wanna go... we wanna go this way, we wanna curve it around the beast. like this. okay, maybe this is just a straight up tommy shop, bro. this is a damn tomahawk. what the fuck?
1:02:26 we done changed the game, man. now that i could position my feet differently and change up my type of shots, we're getting a little nuance in this. i love the idea of this shot. no, no, no, it can't be that. well, yeah, 99 meters straight up, it can be this, man. it fucking can be. tommy shelby, they need to fuck off with this tree shit, man. fuck you. we're getting really close. i mean, the game is, it's got a hell of a skill ceiling.
1:03:35 the skill floor is also like shooting minus 15 on an 18 hole course, but we love it for that, don't we? look at this. and then through the branches, absolutely beautiful. they should make a mario disc golf man. and this is such play of the game. it just floated right into the, did you hear it? it shook hands, it shook hands on the way by. it said hello, hello.
1:04:30 this is a big shot totes magotes. i mean this would be the greatest shot i've ever seen. it's a really good approach. didn't quite make it but a really good approach. who's your pick in nickelodeon all star disc golf? i honestly think i'd take sandy because i feel like sandy would have like a crazy spin stat. patrick is obviously gonna have like the longest drive or maybe heifer is gonna have longest drive or something like that. i feel like sandy would be like a technique golfer and that style appeals to me right now.
1:05:07 don't you do it, man. huge. give me my boy spongebob any day. you'd literally would take spongebob. spongebob is literally, he's gonna be a three out of five in every single category. that's who you'd play? this is not mid range. you've lost your mind. this is a fairway with lower power. aim for the bushes. that's bullshit. it would have hit a rock and bounced out. 6'7. w6'7. now this is a mid range and it's a play of the fucking game.
1:05:57 to lose by one is crazy, but what a damn shot man! oh shit. all the adrenaline's leaving my body. minus 12 is one better than minus 11. there's some great insights in this. also love something you'll play like a short course and it'll be like, your average drive on this was 51 yards compared to your
1:06:41 personal average drive on other courses of 110 yards. the closer you get to the hole, the easier it is to putt. and you're like, buddy, the hole was 60 yards away. what do you want from me? steve o's wild ride? one of you's got to change, man. show us your discs. oh shit! motherfucker! here's this. this one's called the avr. this is what you use for banging the chain basket.
1:07:45 of course the yellow disc, that's the shark. look at this shit. oh, fuck. look at that shit right there. oh, damn. that's your mid range. and then don't forget about the beast, the leopard. the dis the fairway driver. i have no distance driver. i've only got a fairway driver. guys, guys, we got to ready up. might need to restart. the lobby's bugged. i mean, i like how every time i hit unready, there's a new person in the fourth slot. i got one more in me.
1:08:43 when are you getting a practice goal? i literally thought about it. i literally thought about it, but i don't want to be the guy carrying like a 10 kilogram chain basket to the park all the time. yard ain't big enough, that's for sure. i mean, i could make like a one meter putt.
1:09:24 this golf seems more like you than tennis did. bro, i love tennis. the only problem is all the fucking old people in vancouver clog the damn courts starting at sunrise and stay there until sunset. pain in the damn ass. we don't have enough courses, man. are they playing pickleball? no, they're playing tennis, but like i want to play tennis too. guys, like, oh, i thought i was bratted. my bad. the fuck was that? did you see their shot?
1:10:28 this is a touchy one. check this out though. watch this drive. and then we curve it right back down off a tree into the basket. that's pretty fucking good, man. that's pretty fucking good. i love the socks and no shoes look you got going on here. what a putt too. did you shoot that thing out of a cannon or something? where are you? i can't even spot you. damn, there you are. that's where you are. you're there. huge. great shot.
1:11:27 88 meters away. nah, it's gotta be a fairway, bro. not a cd. it's gotta be an escape. and then we're looking at that tree. i'm not liking that one. i'll take my chances with the rock. where is that rock? is the rock behind or in front of the chain basket, bro? behind it. okay, sorry, i'm taking too long. but i mean, this is ace potential. i'm licking my finger. i'm testing the wind. i'm on the hunt. i'm after you. that's the beast right there. oh! okay. okay. standstill shot.
1:12:21 slight angle to dodge the branch. i said slight angle to dodge the branch. huge, huge. then you go low on this one and you catch a thermal and you get pitted. you get so pitted. and you dodge the tree. that's one way to do it. and there's the thermal. bloop. and then the play of the game potential. it's gotta be a 96er. i didn't even see the percentage, man. it might not have even been close. all right, be consistent. we do need an irl disc golf tournament at kilcena park.
1:13:34 we need some security to keep the dog walkers out. everybody else can play. we'll have security on a rotational basis. first you're a bouncer, then you get to throw. tap it in. the dog walkers are part of the course. if i throw the disc and a dog catches the leopard, the beast, in his mouth and he carries it to the chain basket because i put a piece of pepperoni in the chain basket, that's an ace. as far as i'm concerned, that's an ace. as long as it never touches the ground in between my hand and the chain basket.
1:14:36 and i'm signing the damn basket afterwards. fuck that one up. honestly, i don't think you need to run on this one. the fade is gonna be insane though. i think you gotta go mighty low and then this is gonna curve it right into the ao, bro. motherfucker. and i fucked up the putt. jesus christ. check this out. slightly, slightly over the tree trunk. did i stutter? did i lie? i'll say this is play of the game potential.
1:16:01 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's still rolling. tight ass game, down by one. that's golf. that's why you don't putt rolls go crazy. maybe rolls are the move on something like what about this man? check this out. you think there's a chance this could be the move? shit, beautiful. you got to go to the underside for a roller. i don't think they have that technology in the game yet unfortunately.
1:17:12 i heard one second ago they're adding more shot types so could happen at some point. 111 meters on the prince? yeah don't mind if i do bro. and it's out of balance? no shot. what a fucking second shot though holy cow. the glue is becoming a horse thank you for saying that. i've been watching my sibling's dog for four days now and time has never moved so slow but like what are you
1:18:19 i don't have a dog, but what are you, what is the dog keeping you from doing that's making life move so slow? because i feel like dog sitting, it shouldn't cramp your style too much unless there's a couple of exceptions. maybe you're trying to go on vacation, then that's tough as next maybe just impossible. other one would be maybe you got to give it some medication every day or like
1:18:48 shove some medicine up his butt or something like that or clean up his poop? i guess you gotta clean up a dog's poop all the time, but... i'm not allowed to eat or drink or use the bathroom? this is not... this is not... this is bait. what do you mean you're not allowed to eat or drink or use the bathroom? are you, like, the dog? i sort of don't understand. motherfucker, man! shitty family? what do you mean shitty fam what kind of is it cujo? like, what answer the question!
1:19:38 why you acted so nervous around the damn dog? we had a dog for some reason and she didn't consult us at all, but she was she just kind of liked that. one of our housemates in university when we lived in a house with seven people just brought home a dog one day and said yeah i'm dog sitting for my friend. so we had like a big fucking dog in what was basically like our frat house. you know what? everything was totally fine.
1:20:10 all we did was like, you know, make sure you don't leave the door open so the dog doesn't get out. and then like sometimes you go to the kitchen, there'd be a dog there. you'd be like, what's up buddy? that's about it. she was handling the feeding and stuff, but like i mostly, i just lived my life. incoming ace. ace nuke incoming. desire is better than blood on the tracks. yeti's right. you literally just don't get it. you just don't get it.
1:20:54 and that's fine. hopefully you never get it. hopefully you never get why blood on the tracks is a seminal album and desire is merely really good. you're getting it twisted. i'm rooting for you. that could work. now this would be a fucking crazy shot. how did it get so far from the hole, man? desire clears easy? what's it like to have no interiority? what's it like to put an album that has mozambique above an album that has simple twists of fate?
1:22:02 come on bro. and you're talking to the motherfucker who i actually like black diamond bay, okay? out on the white veranda she wears a necktie and a panama hat her passport shows her face from another time and place she looks nothing like that blood on the tracks doesn't have joey? okay, that's real talk. joey sucks but i fucking love it. you're talking about the king of the streets type shit? child of pain type shit?
1:22:43 i think by the way, bob dylan might be stupid because he's always asking what made them want to come and blow you away. bro, listen to the rest of your fucking song, bro. he's in the mob. that's why they want to come and blow him away. joey's in the damn mob. they call him crazy. the baby they call kid blast. i did for a second when everyone was freaking out. i thought i was like, oh, they love that last shot. will, we loved your last hit.
1:23:25 good one. classic putt right there in between the reeds. just woke up glad we're talking about my goat. well, i mean, it doesn't piss me off that much when yeti says desire is better than blood on the tracks because yeti is like 19. you shouldn't be fucking with blood on the tracks at age 19 unless you're larping. you probably shouldn't be fucking with desire either. you should be listening to like, i don't know calvin harris or something but you know, one thing at a time.
1:24:28 this is the hardest course in the game, man. unless if you could thread the needle right here.
1:24:34 i like nashville sky the most. okay, first off, the album's called nashville skyline. you're a larper. he has a kermit the frog voice on an album. it's not even his best version of the girl from the north country. now, it has a couple of bangers, okay? tonight i'll be staying here with you is a banger, but that's not even the best version of tonight i'll be staying here with you. that's track one off of bootleg series volume 5, the rolling thunder revue.
1:25:00 so that as far as i'm concerned every single thing about your statement was wrong and rage bait. sink, sink, sink. oh shit. can you hammer throw in this game? it's time to fucking find out man. that could have gone better. the fuck? after you throw this how are you supposed to find it man? don't be out of bounds motherfucker. motherfucker man. jesus christ that's out of bounds dude.
1:26:18 what the fuck? it's piloted by a little green alien or something. where are you going, man? but that is a damn shot. branch or no branch? justin timberlake from trolls hearing this? what do you mean no branch? oh shi okay, i lost focus, man. at least we hit the board. stroke nine. no, no, no. what's your ranking for blonde on blonde? second favorite. second favorite bobby dee. blood on the tracks number one, blonde on blonde, very close number two.
1:27:28 not out of bounds again, i beg you. sugar, how'd you get so washed? we gotta throw like one of these. even that's gonna go too far? the branch, save me branches. 79. let's go for a swag shot to recover some of our devastating oral loss. this is for all the swag. this should be, this is for five strokes. this is for five strokes. oh shit. okay, sprinting putt, this is for two strokes. put a little bit of an angle on it, i'm afraid.
1:28:54 i feel like nl's biggest vice is talking about bob dylan. unfortunately, it's endemic to suburban white millennials. no, bro, i don't know if you looked at the calendar recently, it's 2026, it's not like 1978. when you bring up bob dylan, everybody just goes, the old motherfucker with the horrible voice? it's really just me, yeti and spinny boy that are putting some respect on it. good game, guys, good game. now the endemic to suburban millennials, imagine dragons.
1:29:30 journey. millennials were bumping arcade fire, sipping on the neutral milk. you, i mean, you might have been there, but if you were there, don't be dishonest. the average millennial was not doing that. the average millennial was bumping coldplay and ciara. three to five millennials per high school class was bumping arcade fire. fourteen of them were playing, i'm coming up so you better get this party started.