Just me and the boys throwing some discs (Disc Golf Masters)

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0:00 game but i i feel like we can get in before they get in yeah did i do if i could figure out how i had a game in my list and i just hit join i'm assuming it might have been yours but it might not be i think that is a random game oh fuck get me out get me out now i'm you though justin shit i'm all that were fucker man no i'm a back
0:30 also, i've made it so that you could have your personal bag in case you got some discs you particularly like. i don't got no discs yet. i've yet to find a disc allegiance. once you get down the reward tree, i forget what they call it in sweden, once you get down the reward tree, you'll figure it out. we can always reset up the lobby so people have time to unlock some things from the reward tree.
0:57 i chose the code in the lobby too so i'll wait till bear joins. i'm already in it and i'm showing it. who's that last person there? is that you, bear? uh, yes. your name is dash? no, it shouldn't be. i changed it back. hold on. my good friend dash. i'll just be dash. yeah, that's fine. you guys look like brothers. you guys look like you're related. i appreciate that you went with that shirt too, justin. ah, thank you. it was really nice.
1:30 how do you say no to that? it looks like the backdrop to a target. what do they have in the target? the fast food place that they always have in the target. but the walls back there, you know what i'm talking about? like it's real 90s. but that's why it's in the target restaurant. target, not the restaurant. i guess it's generous to call it a restaurant. it's a fast food place.
1:54 but i forget which fast food place is always inside a target. it's pizza hut. well, it used to be pizza hut. i think it is starbucks. yeah, yeah, yeah. you guys know in the real game you can't see your arc anymore. oh! i don't know why i landed into some deep brush. well, that's a big needle, dude. yeah, i didn't realize that was a thing. okay.
2:18 oh wow, i think the wind next to your disc in the bottom right it'll show its its curve when you throw it and then you kind of like eyeball it right okay uh interesting all right is there like uh is there like do i need to switch to like a higher to a higher power i mean guy who's converting oh my god it keeps hooking so far left into trees yeah well you because you got a little natural a little natural fade on it
2:49 you can always do, i don't know if you got to this point in the tutorial, but you can do a run up. yeah, i was gonna mention the run up. by setting up your shot with rb and then your dude will take a running start. but you gotta time your shot with the meter on the right side. you know, i didn't know about the run up. you can also do the angle on the shot to get it a nice curve value. oh, that's not good. that's not going to curve. raise the chains.
3:18 oh inbounds. okay, that was that was krillin throwing the destructive disk. no, you saw my throat. i did. i saw your pink disk go over the fence. get in there. oh, that's a tap in though. i was trying to throw it like gently look at this.
3:42 you look like the main what was with the uh what were you saying about it like a different stance on putting i think if you press r oh sorry x you're probably yeah you you can stance up so you're kind of just like i don't even know like lifting the frisbee into the chains that that is like changing forehand backhand oh my god
4:03 there's no reason to get upset. i mean, i pressed x and then i did the thing. i think if it says push, you're already doing it. if it says push in the bottom right, you're already doing it. oh, x? oh, so it'll say... is it telling me to push x to push? or is it saying i'm on push? if it's as push, you're already pushing. yeah, yeah, yeah. okay, i'm pushing.
4:27 my god, see, okay. you know what? i think that should count. i'm mad that that doesn't count. that's in the bath yeah, why didn't it count it's got to go into the chain basket at the bottom not on top of the chains at the top top oh, okay. i figured it was like a basket. what the hell is this man? so you're supposed to hit the chain. that's not a basket. okay. okay. i want to try run up yeah run up solid watch out though. there's like a lake in the middle of the course. oh
4:57 100% too late fumbled. oh no, i'm gonna go. i'm too good. no, too good man. i'm on the beach. i'm on the beach. what do i, if i'm just like in the trees, i'm not sure what i should do. you can move yourself a little bit with like a left trigger and right trigger. oh, okay. okay. all right. let's just see what happens. i'm feeling myself, man. yeah. okay. you know what's closer to the hole at least?
5:32 i'm on the shores of the lake. careful with your putt here though, cuz like i'd be going a little too far. it's over there. baby. okay, okay, okay. i could do this. i need a better run up than that. on top. wait, so does that count as an extra? it does, unfortunately. yeah, that's annoying. uh oh. dude, i didn't realize how much i was relying on the arc in the demo version. it takes some getting used to for sure. i spent like two hours getting waxed online on tuesday, so.
6:08 that's the most crazy shot, man. i don't know why i was running up on that one. why does it say i'm spectating? because you are. did it just tell me to like go to hell? did you get timed out maybe? oh, maybe. i don't know. i certainly didn't put it in. yeah, in golf as well, you're not allowed to keep trying forever. okay, so remind me, the numbers underneath the disc are the speed and then what are the other three? i don't remember the order of them.
6:43 okay, so i guess they're not that important. you haven't really been paying attention to those though when you're throwing? no, no, no. i think the glide is like how far it flies. i gotta figure out how to... fade is the curve. right. i gotta figure out how to not throw it so hard. fade and the first one is like if you throw it right
7:08 it's the tendency to go left and vice versa. and then fade is like the opposite. don't just stick back as well. yeah. if you just pull it back. well, the problem if i barely graze it, i'm at like 100%. yeah. you can only do like 40 to 100. i think i was trying to hit you. that should be it's like super battle golf, right? we can hit each other in the head. dude. i don't know. yeah. yeah. and you get a rocket launcher. i'm sure it happens.
7:39 in real for all of us. i get in a golf cart and run you over. that's that can jam game that justin was talking about. they're allowed to hit each other for real. he's allowed to hit. that's nice. 98 meters. so do you typically throw like about 100 at a full power? i look at it as like the the fairway discs are like 100 and then the mid ranges are like 75 and then the putter is like 60 something at 100.
8:11 i like the little mushrooms in the forest here. ooh, there's a good one. nice little mushrooms. oh, right in the fade though, fuck. oh, it split the trees. so it's got me on the putter right there. no. i am fucking feeling myself today. i'm feeling like a different kind of beast early in the morning on the lynx here. oh, are you kidding me? the putter went fucking flying. i got golf nuts with the tips there. no golf nuts good for it. well that's just shit. he's gardening.
8:50 i'll get the hang of my disk. a little too much. i'm just literally the whole reason i'm playing this. someone is gonna hit a crazy hole in one today. we're cliff farming big time, yeah. i can't wait, man. i hit the post like under the basket off my tee shot. it was very nice. oh, left bumper gives you like an overhead, which is nice. yeah, very important.
9:18 we're in the content mines at the tail end of the california gold rush, but we know there's just one sweet piece of clip ore gun waiting for us. it's gonna happen. oh! he went in the water? he went in the water in a big way. everybody knows the best approach to throwing a frisbee is to throw it directly up. could be huge with the holes behind you. yeah, no, it's... you know what? here, actually, here, the next level approach.
9:53 i was wondering if you could do the thing where you throw it like exactly 90 degrees so it like slices through the air and then just rolls as far as possible. bro yeah, i'm a little mad that they don't let you tilt up more because i feel like that's the next level strat. ooh! ooh! oh that was so close. i'm getting there. whoa! this is the clip. oh shit. i hit the tree. tapping, they really let you tap it in from far away, huh? oh they let you tap it in, buddy.
10:30 i hate the white pine bitch. i hate the white pine bitch. they really got you throwing over like a luau or something. bro, i'm getting it.
11:03 what a throw. mm hmm. why fine everybody? all right, where are we going? let's see this. are you all doing like run ups on these? oh yeah, be a run up for me for sure. my god, i gotta start running up. you gotta start running up dog. so running up the hill. i see where i want it. ok, no perfect run up the bounce. you see it's a little london right? it's got a little london to it.
11:34 oh for sure. nice. oh yeah, yeah. i really like uh once they started adding the stick to sports games i was really happy like i think it was like nhl oh yeah maybe was like the first time they put the skill stick in. i love the skills. also the last time they added anything new to the franchise at all. yeah, yeah. oh baby. hit that tree it'll slow me down. all right. wait, wait. watch this. this could actually be legendary. how do i change to your perspective? can i do that?
12:06 have you sunk your putt already? nah, i guess not. ooh, you did get it. that was me, i was sunken putt. oh hell yeah. that was not bad considering where i was. oh behind the tree, can he do it? watch this. first off, to the left a little. the step, the step! and i gotta remember which way you actually throw the disc but i can't see the disc to see how my...
12:30 can you see my disc? can someone spectate my disc? will this go like it's in the, going, it'll cut to the hole or will it cut away? i think it'll cut into the hole based on the way you're holding it. now watch this drive. okay. okay, that was the right angle though. that was the right angle. yeah, yeah, the tilt on it. oh, did you see him put the foot up for that finish? i did. you can see some funny physics sometimes for sure. ooh.
13:10 where's where's that hole damn? i gotta find that hole damn shorty. okay, so how do i know like? like i know the whole throw an angle thing but will it always curve the way i want it to curve like how do i how do i ensure the curve? when you think it's pick your disc you can see that green line. i see the green okay it's always curving to the left and i'm gonna see your disc if you change the angle that you pull it back at and
13:43 you can see the discs change in the air where your reticle is. should have flipped a hand on that. well, the disc is like turning to the side when i do that. yeah, yeah. is that good? if you want it to turn that way. watch this. okay, i see, i see, i see, i see. hit a tree, but i see. you know what? have you thrown a frisbee before? probably not in like 30 years.
14:15 if it's your i'm trying to think if the left side of the frisbee if you're throwing with your right hand if the left side of the frisbee is higher than the right side, it will turn to the right yeah, if the right side is higher than the left side it will turn to the left. mm hmm you got this thing about like an airplane wing. okay, the lift under it will push it in the direction. it's leaning i love that was really juice. i love that your hairline is like the hairline of like a a ten year old boy
14:53 my options were no hair or this hair. the color of the hair is like that of a 55 year old man. yeah, the wellness billionaire, the one with the the aura cock ring. i'm the wellness billionaire. yes, brian johnson. brian johnson hair. you got a new autoimmune disease though. he did. he did indeed. i talk about this shot is for him actually.
15:27 taco keeps poking. oh, i did not mean to do that. whoops. oh and then it's just gonna approach let's do a run up. i thought i know i'd have to hold it. okay, that's dead on buddy send that i almost think your ankles right you ain't got no shoes on the grippers out on the course nice buddy i came to my rooms to a nice one there that was almost in that one so much shorter than i thought oh wait wait
16:04 fudge! i think if i just do the same exact thing i just did. the skill ceiling on this is crazy. i love your pose, malf. thank you. i should have changed my grip. nice putt. damn, what a throw. look at these putts. i gotta get me a birdie, dude. where the hell is it? over the bridge? jesus.
16:34 are you supposed to go down to the water you think and throw it over? no, you gotta swim across, dude. i'm going over the rock. i'm gonna give it a try. oh, you're crazy. yeah, you know, i'm gonna try too. what the hell just happened? hope you have fun, bear him off to play disc golf irl. fuck yeah. they won't let me do the run up the way i want to do the run up. oh, well, i guess we're doing it this way. oh, yeah. i didn't even clear the rocks and i went full power. okay, okay, okay. 69 meters, let's go.
17:07 good number, goodness. i'm just gonna throw it really high up there and see what happens. pretty anti american not to be measuring an imperial feat, justin. that really curved into the wall. it like, it went, it made like a u turn. i'm just gonna move to lie. that's where i lie about how good my shot was. kind of an op strategy and truth or dare too.
17:32 a lot of people be like, i'll do the dare because i don't want to tell the truth. buddy just say truth and then you can just lie. they don't know. it's a secret. what if i did this? i dare you to tell the truth. hey, buddy, i'm getting close on these approaches. no off the top. all right. he's just blown the meta wide open man. i love the idea of like streamer truth or dare.
18:02 it'd just be a call of people lying. yeah, i mean, what's the difference? well, it sounds normal. sounds normal to me. game's hard. i'm gonna get the hang of this. yeah, i like that. i like a hard game. it's just taking me a little getting used to not having the line, but i don't want the line. i think i prefer it, yeah. i'm glad it's not there. motherfucker. it feels so good when you don't have the line, but you lay the shot perfectly.
18:35 ooh, that was nice. is 111 meters good? i'm having a hard time telling if i'm doing a good job. i think that's a great drive, honestly. that's a solid drive. now watch this drive. remember that? no! top 10 george bush aura farming moments compilation. oh, that went left. i thought it was gonna go right. all right, maybe i don't know how lift works. i'm learning that. birdie. oh no. nice putts. i like it, matt, you're insulting me.
19:16 nice hot huts. you don't hear that too much anymore. i'm gonna bring that back up right now. yeah. you guys see larry david and obama have a new sketch comedy show together? really? yeah. bro, you went from putz to larry david in an instant. i felt like he would be one of the guys saying it for sure. yeah, he'd still be saying putz. what's the new show? tony stark to his wife in mcu. hey, putz. pepper putz, i get it. pepper putz. perfect run on. you love to hear that.
19:49 but it's going so far left! why? i'm gonna figure this out someday. it had like one inch of uh... like the line was dead straight except for a tiny little inch of it going left and it went like a thousand feet to the left. no, no, no, no, no, no, dude, no! i can't. well cancel this shot, are you crazy? yeah, i aimed at... okay. out of bounds again, that's not good. the hell was that? not again. also not the throw. now it's saying it's gonna hook that way. i feel like this isn't like a bad...
20:32 well, what the hell is that? also, what's going on in the damn water? yeah, that's a heck of a fountain out there, huh? jesus. it's a geyser. old faithful. y'all know about birds? mm hmm. a little bit. a few of them. very little. penguins. i saw, i tried to get a picture of it, but it flew way too fast. when it came out my back door, there was a bright yellow bird with black stripes. sounds like a warbler.
21:01 some kind of it was insNLy vibrant it was the yellowest bird i've ever seen was it tiny it's a big it was tiny it could have been a fish yeah was it hanging around some flowers and going it wasn't a bee it was it wasn't a gold finch there you go an eastern okay cool okay yeah i've never seen a gold finch before it was nice oh yeah they got some powerful fountains out here they do and in the middle of a water crisis pretty selfish you are telling me
21:36 wait on the run up. snipe it. there we go. we'll play in the rough. that's alright. i like playing in the rough. yes, sure. what tranquil do you? oh, come on! play with the pigs, we all get muddy. that's so true. what the fuck? oh, dude! some of these approaches. i'm gonna get one. gonna get that line. yeah. we're gonna go back to that well, i think once every five to ten minutes. i think that's the right ratio. this is the warm up game for sure.
22:19 we need it. it's just a... that's a curbo. these trees are crazy. so if the right side is above the left side, it's gonna hook further to the left. yes. is what you're telling me. yes, i would say that's true. what about when it says mediocre throw? oh bad. that's in god's hands. yeah. that's the joe guy from mad max truey road.
22:48 after you throw. mediocre! immortan joe, yeah. ultimate joe. i like it saying nice throw on the screen as i point blank hit a tree and it goes backwards. let's just throw that up there. i'm gonna cut through all these leaves. oh, the bounce. there we go. no.
23:12 ducks match the offer sheet for leo carlson. o m g. 15 million aav for five years walks right in the u f a. what the fudge? welcome to salary, cap hell. oh, i should have done that. i should have switched my putting technique there. lesson learned. hitting a couple trees. learn this. great news as well, malbius. the penguins might be trading for elias pettersson.
23:44 kind of wanted the jets to do it, but we got bjork. so he's just gonna slide into 2c and we're gonna work you got bjork. that's crazy overall he fell because he's always only five foot nine. oh, that's not gonna be good y'all should sign bjorn borg. yeah, you're in bork. you're tennis guy. yeah, maybe he was bjorn with it maybe he was that's a tenant. i don't know why i thought you were talking about the mountain. oh
24:13 what's that guy's name? fjords? oh! uh olafur half thorson? oh i thought you meant an actual mountain half thor bjornsson? no like the really big strong guy yeah that's something like that yeah no it's half thor bjornsson or something like that yeah i think you're close yeah he's definitely a full thorn or full whatever he is i think at times two
24:39 i'll take two multiplier. yeah. is there any penalty to like doing the tap in? no, well it's a stroke if it counts as a stroke. okay, okay. so if you actually landed in the basket it is still better. yeah, yeah. it'll be like one stroke instead of two. that's for birdie huh? all right. i mean with no meter nothing feels better than them suggesting a disc and then you going no, no, no this is actually like a mid range one.
25:14 this is actually a fairway disc at 70%. this isn't a mid range. i'm shaking, i'm shaking. you know what? bro, you're on the fence. he's actually on the fence. just walk more out of bounds. malf is always taking a both sides approach to things. it looked like he was trying to drop a deuce out there. these guys get low, man. they gotta be putting in the time at the squat rack.
25:49 huge putt. alright, now... y'all ready for this? that's gonna be a big drive. it's gotta be like this. what does this do for me? oh no, that was terrible. alright, i'm still not... i'm gonna understand sigrid. i know that much. he'll figure it out. yeah. oh, that's bad. that went way downhill. ooh, that's not good. uh oh. oh, maybe. maybe i'm amazing. it did sound like tezande in the vc.
26:30 oh! hit a damn picnic bench. that's not a tap in? i mean, you're this close. this might be the only time you ever get a chance to try this. this close? watch this. whoo, baby! this is how your guy will wind up. for some reason it made it look unfair. that's kind of awesome. i love that.
27:08 i have a weird mental on how chains are. for some reason, i can't help but be like, oh, this is like weird bdsm net. it just doesn't look right. all right, i don't know why i went out of bounds. this first game's a write off. there's a lot to learn, man. i got to keep my faith in mind, man. i'm forgetting about the faith.
27:35 really like easy tip if you're not already doing it if your line just looks fucked because of the trees press x and switch to your other hand yeah, and then i get another hand you get the natural fade in the other direction that sometimes just like perfectly yeah okay, okay. okay. that was terrible i'm just saying the the hole looks like a like a sex thing. it looks like some shit that vincent d'onofrio would have in the cell
28:07 yeah, like this would there be like someone's head upside down in that contraption oh, yeah on these you have to hit it to the right of that arrow. oh, i didn't even notice. yeah yeah, otherwise, they'll penalize you that's messed up. so i'm so not in the good way x and not everything's a sex thing. i see canopy. i guess so. thank you they're trying to they're trying to do that
28:37 perfect run. all right. why was that? so? oh, no, never mind. i was looking at your frisbee i was like, why is it showing why is it so far over there? are you kidding me? i was like perfect perfect it i went just to the left i was trying to wrap around the tree but it wrapped too soon junior getting to your dates apartment and being disappointed that they're crazy sex machine. it's just a disc golf hole. yeah andre the giants chastity belt
29:10 someone's putting their nuts in that thing and they love it. it would be great if they had a movie where there was like a ceo in his office and he's talking on the phone but then he has like one of these set up and he's practicing his disc golf flex. yeah, no, yeah instead of the mini pus thing. getting in the down stance just to miss the putt. that's one of my favorite things so far for sure. i love the look of that. this one calls for a damn explorer, man.
29:40 now what's the either? i don't think so. i have the 7502. is that the name of the frisbee? no. 7 and 3, 5 is your glide. oh my god. those are the stats. that's crazy. oh not the ocean! the ocean? ocean huh? alright. aww that's a shank.
30:13 run up. i'm on the shore what that's still out of bounds. oh come on. oh my god that's out of bounds. i thought the out of bounds was like in that other area. oh, they have white lines that's the thing i thought the white light like i thought outside of the white lines was inbounds it's all fucking politics man that's so true
30:40 no, no, no. oh, because you've got to get it on the green or something? is that out of bounds? yeah, it has to end up on the green to be in bounds. it's got the most goddamn out of bounds i've seen so far. it has to end up within like six meters of the green to be in bounds. that's crazy. move to lie sounds like something like a lawyer would say. that's a tap in? all right. like motion to lie? yeah. motion granted. yeah, yeah.
31:10 that should be a lot dude lawyers should get one lie per trial they really should it's like the rated r rule you get one fuck you get one lie per using it to say that my client did not commit the murder obviously, oh, it's pretty up definitely do not use it to say like you're in the car when you haven't even brushed your teeth yet. yeah, i
31:40 yes. mm. damn, man. alright, plus twenty nine. is that good? i mean, that was a **** up course, man. to be honest with you. i've got the hang of it now. we're we're gonna get into that. let's let's shoot for that sub ten or sub plus ten range. how about that? but your activity points are probably through the roof now, man. so, the new longest drive. i got 990 of them. do you think zooka is ever played at baldur dgc? hundred percent, man.
32:11 i mean it's the long shorts and then the short socks with the shoes that all of you guys have on. oh you can go barefoot. i'm gonna reboot real quick i don't want to be dash anymore i feel like i've lost my identity. i wish this music would play throughout the game. it's a banger. it's good for pump up vibes. yeah got me ready to go today. my vibes pumped. i do have some feedback for the devs.
32:45 the only reason i'm wearing shorts this yellow is because this is the closest thing they had to khaki. samir, disc golf, get out of the game, man! i need the spot! my code is hidden. samir! get out of here, samir. get out of there! get out of here, samir. that's my spot! i'm pressing the kick button on him, it's not working. get the frick out of here. can't join anymore. devs, the kick button doesn't work. get out of there, samir! dev, ban this guy.
33:23 yeah, i know i'm showing the code. same, i didn't think it would be a problem. yeah, people have been so cool. alright, go go go go go go go. i'm getting in. he's in. oh shit.
33:35 alright, we're ready. i thought my smirnoff joke was pretty good. he has no idea. i fucking have a very good idea that i'm showing the code. repeat your smirnoff joke, please, malf. i missed it. because his name was smir, i said, yeah, make like a smirnoff and get the frick out of here. okay. nice. nice. it works. it's real good. i don't have a country. i am stuck on connecting. bro, you're from krakow. nice to see you in the lobby.
34:02 kokosha. see me in the bottom. tom hanks, catherine zeta jones. i wonder if it's cuz i pressed the kick button on slot 4 like, oh it's starting to get, oh my god. i wonder if it's cuz i pressed the kick button on slot 4 like 30 times when uh, senior day. he just keeps kicking there. but she didn't the last man, i should've known. it's like it's buffering.
34:25 i'll try a new lobby maybe. sure, sure, sure. okay. not a bad idea. but you know, while you're here, you should go to the reward track and unlock some discs or some shirts, man. i got me sunglasses. i've got one point. what should i buy? i'm gonna buy mom. apparently, do i get a desk or do i get a visor? it's a real big question. oh, sun, come on. so i gotta equip this stuff as well. yeah, you have to go to your
34:55 just collection your disk collection and then add it to your slim shoulder bag done. oh, i don't know clothes my i don't put my distance in the bag. i put like chickpea salad and egg salad in there. hmm peak this golf. give me one second i'll hide the screen on the next one. so we're all in. all right. all right fine. we're doing different codes or i
35:23 yeah, let me i don't have it set up yet. give me one sec. no rational robbie. yeah, that's that's my look creates random course and private wins, you know, let's just go with calm wind today we're all getting used to it and then you can probably join on me, but i'll give you the code as well you are offline then here's your code. hey, i'm gonna hide it. oh
36:06 it's a secret. oh no, i'm getting, i'm getting copy pasted. it's honestly so fucked up you're using the vip prints against people that are new to the game. did you invite your friends just to beat them with obvious op strategies that the devs already apologized for? be better. oh fuck. are you talking to me or? no, i got a distance driver before you guys could unlock it.
36:26 i have a 13 distance disc when you guys have at maximum a 10 distance disc. no, i got the 13. oh, well, well, well. i forgot to equip it before. you made yourself at leah's pederson. no, i'm the one guy from the american version of shameless that's also a jedi eventually. jedi eventually. he plays the jedi in the jedi game.
36:57 he also plays the joker at some point. kyle connor. yeah, kyle connor. there's a character in one of the later seasons of the walking dead that actually does look like kyle connor and it kind of freaks me up a little bit. is he a zombie? no, no. not at the start i guess. he's a baddie. at least for a while. that's kind of how everybody is. they're like, oh they're good, are they bad? who knows?
37:30 it'll change. i'll take that first. i'm a real maverick. that first shot. i'll take it. i'm a felon. escape. maverick. i'm a felon right now. watch this. the names are so good, man. oh, i fucked it. okay, didn't matter. beautiful. oh yeah. starting with the birdie. kind of like justin's day.
38:03 mm hmm. maybe it ended with the birdie. i don't know. what's that? starting with a... oh, yeah, it started with a birdie. starting with a bee. oh, it's gotta be the captain. 125 meters. it's gotta be the captain for a situation. what the? oh, apparently i have a captain too. i didn't realize that once you do run up, you can't cancel run up. you can if you are holding shift and hit the button that lets you view the hole and then it should reset it. holy shit! i'm not ready for this much power.
38:35 was that you going way to the right? yeah yeah i ended up in the trees. alright i don't understand anything. i still understand nothing it turns out. i think i hit some leaves. that's not bad, that's not bad. yeah i love to view hole. anyone else? yeah yeah yeah. i'll view a hole every now and then.
39:00 joe butt! or one putt, i guess technically. joe butt. i'm gonna vote for him. joe butt. joe butt. joe butt in, more like. that's christopher walken and joe dirt. mm hmm. mm hmm. you guys figured it out quick. not really. game it. yep. it always falls apart. i'm gonna throw mine into the basketball hoop. oh, captain, my captain. bonus points. let's do this.
39:32 now why the hell did it go that way? okay but i literally did. oh okay it's floating back the right way though. almost landed it perfectly in that tree. oh yeah. there's the curve back. there we go. on the bench. oh that's out of bounds what the fuck.
39:57 i'm like right next to where i was. this should be like it's like a drone frisbee so you throw it you start like a frisbee but once it's in the air and it's going fast enough the drone activates and then you whip out you got like a little like joy con kind of controller thingy and then you can you can like sort of control it a little bit like it's got like thrusters yeah it's like a modern biathlon
40:21 if i see one more person tell me the green line indicates the direction it's going, i'm taking a gun out. i hate that hair man. because it looks like it's like a buzz cut but then when you see the back of your head it's like long. it's like long shaved hair. it is. that's disgusting man. i gotta unlock new hair.
40:54 it's all good to start though. oh, that's it. all right. it's time to master the captain. bro, this tree though. that's a big old willow. it's crazy. the weeping willow. it is a weeping willow. yeah. i know my trees. y'all know trees? that's a weeping willow. i've heard of them. i hit the weeping willow. that felt kind of perfect until i hit a rock.
41:25 although we think willow wouldn't have this large of a trunk, they don't tend to live like a crazy, crazy... i mean maybe, but probably not. i'm gonna do a little straddling here. was that a podracer? that was 100%. i'm telling you the clips that come out of this session are going to be legendary once we get it. perfect throw, perfect run. too much juice, too much juice.
41:57 don't get in the water buddy. there we go. you know what? the other thing i like about disc golf courses is that you, god that hair is just disgusting man. he's really not happy with it. it drew me off man. i threw it to the other side of the park. the other thing i love about the disc golf game is that like in golf when your shot sucks, you're like, oh, i'm in the rough. but in disc golf when it sucks, you're like, what the fuck? i'm like between the concession stand and the gazebo. you gotta stand on the fence. oh no, i'm just looking at the back of my own neck.
42:29 so they got courses for this stuff. people don't have to just like bring their own cage and stick. there's actually one close by to me that people frequent. yeah, they're kind of just popping up around. they're like pickleball courts. it's still crazy. i really thought can jam was disc golf. a rookie mistake, honestly. oh, how did i shank that much? i tried to cancel my run up by hitting the hole button, but he kept running and then i panicked. these water hazards are...
43:05 this is going this is going in not the willow not the will between the branches of the willow i just i have such a hard time judging how how much stick to put on this still i gotta i gotta get in the stick zone i just i do 100% all the time. yeah, i feel like almost every shot is 100 yeah, but this thing's 31 meters away and if i go full power it's gonna go flying past it if you're if you're in a push that might be right about
43:35 where you're supposed to be. if you're in a spin, it's going to go into outer space. what does that mean? it says standstill and backhand on the bottom right? and you're on a putter? yeah, that beast is going to go flying at 100. yeah, i don't look at those. whatever they give me is what i throw. i'm going to a push. i'm pushing. push that shit. here i go, i'm pushing.
44:03 that's very pushable. that fucking sucked. i'd probably still push that actually. i'm pushing now. now i'm definitely pushing. yeah, that's a push. that's a tap. that's a tap. latitude 64. it's not a tap? not a tap. not a tap. got bonked in there. oh, here we go. 223 meters. unleash the beast. big toss. okay. okay, okay. doing a run up.
44:38 send it for the most part here. i keep ignoring my shank new record drive 100% who it's not great. not great nevermind. sorry behind the tree. yeah, i should go i should unlock a more powerful disc my help come on now, yeah, she come back. oh
45:05 ooh, that really went left a lot. man, that's real far off. oh, imagine the eagle on this. oh, it's coming in so sweet! oh, it's not going but damn, that was looking beautiful too. oh, well, let me stand on these rocks at will. i'm gonna stand on the rocks throwing my shit. uh oh, that's not right. oh boy, that was real bad. oh no, oh no. i don't know what i was doing with that one.
45:38 there we go. oh no. i did a 64. oh wow. damn. i fucked this one up real bad dude. me too. he's on the boardwalk. alf has the putter power. my boom arm blocks my bottom right so any video game that puts anything in the bottom right of the screen it's over. it's over. i can't you know it's like you gotta move away from the mic to breathe. i gotta move away from the mic to see. yeah my boom covers like at least 10% of my left side monitor. yeah it's uh...
46:10 no pressure. this seems like hole in one potential. by the way, ignore your ears. the wind is as calm as it could be. okay. i do like the rustling though. it's pleasant. it is really pleasant rustles. oh no. just don't hit the tree. nice. not that tree. i hit the foot. i hit two trees. did y'all run up on this one? i'm playing pinball out here. i think i might. i might try a little run up. yeah. that went really far still at 60% turns out.
46:46 oh, yeah, alright. not to alarm you, justin, but i think if you were standing there irl you'd be dead? yeah. i saw the spike from the fence go through your throat. guy who dies playing disc golf. imagine. this is where chat turns on me because there's some beloved disc golfer who got impaled by a fence. and it's not okay to joke about. it was really recent. it was like last week.
47:18 2.22 holy shit. yeah this one's fucked up. man that shit's far. that's crazy. y'all wanna go right side? over the river? i'll go right side with you. let's go through the trees dog, fuck it. let's game. i'm gonna hit a big angle here. i'm just gonna aim right at this tree is what i'm gonna do. yeah the disc golf community is still healing i shouldn't be saying these things. oh give me that curve all the way back, all the way back. come on buddy. bounce it, bounce it, bounce it. up and in. damn it.
47:49 i'm moving to the light dude, i'm playing this. i feel like there's another tree there, but my heart was in the right place. nah, this is very playable. perfect throw. oh my god. oh! don't keep going into the water you piece of shit. up and over, we're going. i went into like a little brook. landed in a goddamn brook. perfect throw. i don't really even know where i am to be honest. i went over the brook. over the brook through the years.
48:25 i love just beaming a tree really hard. yeah, man. it rocks. how do i flip the forehand? that's not too bad, man. that's not too bad. oh, i got it in there. let's go. oh, damn. they put this one on a stump. yes. going in. this is fucking going in right here. i'll say like the 100 yard courses make this golf seem really fun. and then like the 300 yard courses make it seem like the most tedious sport in history.
48:54 i think what i would not like they don't give you golf carts for this. no, it's just that like at a park. yeah
49:06 is the car? oh no! also, i've been told disc golf courses are near fresh water disc golf courses near fresh water are frequently home to alligators and several serious attacks have occurred when players ventured into murky water or tall reeds to retrieve lost discs tragically a man was killed in 2022 while looking for discs. oh
49:27 rip rip rip, you're a fucking dickhead man. that's the first thing you should have learned when you were gonna play this today. i'm a real piece. oh man, so i went to the farmers market to get my little... i think i've talked about how i joined the csa. yeah, the confederate states of america. yeah, confederate states of america. and when i got there it was mobbed and there was a petting zoo?
49:59 and a booth with like 12 cops but like on the like as if they had like things for sale and when i looked it up it said it was family fun day and the things it listed were like petting zoo, fruits and vegetables, the chesterfield police department, uh bouncy castle! is it like a different font too? no it was just smack in the middle like oh yeah i love that for my family fun day. here we go.
50:31 i got donut peaches and i can't wait to try one. donut peaches. what is that? yeah, they're like weird flappable guys. i'm not going to say my opinion on them because i want you to try them with an open mind. fuck. so that means he doesn't like them. i didn't say that. maybe they're my favorite fruit and i don't want him to immediately assume they're gonna be awesome and then... i'm not buying it. yeah, i didn't like them as much as i thought i would but a lot of people seem to like them. like who? seems like they were, you know, they were popular. still are maybe.
51:07 i had a hot start to this course, man. i'm cool. now a white peach, man. a white peach. oh. i think the, so i think i got six white peaches and uh six donut peaches. you should do a blind taste test. and two clam shells or strawberries. that does sound pretty fucking good. i'm really, i joined in that thing was like
51:30 well my best decision this year so far. fruit is open for sure. was it you that was saying that like the best strawberries are the strawberries that don't look like strawberries? or just like this mutated freakish shit you've ever seen? they're always so delicious. the best ones are the ones you pick ripe off the vine or off the plant and eat those ones.
51:54 nice deep red. just forget to get in there. i was a bit of a strawberry hater until i joined this thing because i finally had good strawberries. the imported grocery store strawberries basically taste like a cherry tomato. when you get a good strawberry batch, you finally start to understand. yeah. yeah. 100%. that's because grocery stores, they breed for shipability and last ability. flavor is the last
52:21 yo what are they putting in the deli meat by the way y'all were talking about that the other day yeah apparently like any kind of preserved meat even consuming like an atom of it raises your colon cancer risk by like 25 not not like from 0 to 25 but 25 more than the so like if i'm getting like the the package kirkland shit from costco that's got all that's got a little bit nastiness in it yeah it does got some nastiness in it yeah this has been known for years no
52:50 i thought there was like a bombshell. yeah bear get with the fucking time. oh wait wait wait. it's like when uh gmail was like free and then like it took a decade for some article to come out be like they're reading your emails. it's like yeah. bro you look like you're playing bully. i fucked it up. you do look like bully. you look like you're playing bully right now. i am bully.
53:17 bitch. off the tree? off the tree, yeah. that was intended. that was planned. the good news about the study is that it said that there's no safe amount to consume. which means no matter how much you're eating... i'm already eating a shitload, i'm good then. yes, you're basically just as bad off as like a dude who ate one piece of salami a year. so like, it's like an event horizon. once you go over, you can't... something like that, yeah, yeah. there's no coming back, you're over. the deli meat event horizon.
53:49 yeah i was eating a lot of sandwiches there for a bit i bro i don't know still can i don't really fuck with sandwiches unfortunately yeah yeah you know what goes crazy i bond me 100 percent oh big time dude i had my first bond me this year oh my god i love his i think i gotta up my sandwich game a little bit honestly i keep uh keeping pretty basic
54:14 that was just really low. but you know what? i get to tap that shit in. the trick to a good homemade sandwich? don't be afraid to get the broiler going. i'm not that guy. i know we circle this conversation every time. if i'm making a sandwich, i want it.
54:30 assembled and the first bite within two and a half minutes of the thought. oh no. no. oh dude i'm like the i'm the opposite i'm like if i last night i was playing magic the gathering with friends and i went all right y'all i'm gonna go home because i haven't had dinner yet it's eight o'clock dinner was done at 11. oh my god i could never man. i'm not quite that guy but i had to go to the gro of the grocery store to get jalapenos
54:56 respect that a lot like being willing to put in the work for yourself to make a nice meal. that's i respect i love it i'm very big on yeah, i take the time on a nice meal, you know, i deserve the nice meal i'm gonna show you guys my curry and you know, what's in balance? let's go all of the chips in the sandwich do big time. i'm all about. yeah, that was my dinner i made chips on the sandwich. it took you three hours but the bigger in discord
55:32 looks very good. like tickled the chain. thank you. it's like a like a thai... yeah, it's like a thai coconut curry. but i do all the shit from uh like i don't use like a curry paste or anything. i'm making it all from the ground up. almost got the curve on that one man. i'm gonna hit one of these eagles. it's gonna feel so good. it's not a slop bowl. it's not a slop bowl. it's uh noodles and sauce.
55:59 slop them up ain't nothing wrong with a slop bowl. anyway now and then i i respect a good slop bowl sometimes you just got to do a big old breakfast scramble. yes, sir. yeah, i've been doing a lot of breakfast lately i'm the breakfast respect me brother so what if i did a little bit of this would you still love me in the morning? yeah, i
56:37 don't say that's out of bounds. i can pick it up out of the water. oh huge the rocks getting better drowning. oh, dwayne johnson seems like a nice guy. i don't know if here's recent stand up. we need to protest. wait, really? yeah, he was at the i don't know who's roast it was but oh, kevin hart. yeah, he's like, oh, we're allowed to use the slur again. let's go home. well, you've heard the rap song he did for the wwe album and like
57:10 maybe 2006. you know, i don't think i did. it's got some. i mean, i don't think he wrote it. i'm not trying to put that on him. but it's very funny. is it anything? is it anything like? be a man hogan. he's bragging about his is, again, he's writing it in character as the rock the wrestler.
57:36 yeah, yeah, not as the guy who's dwayne the rock johnson, but he's bragging about his sexual conquests. i believe he sleeps with a middle aged chinese neighbor of his and he let me just say he had her saying some crazy things.
57:54 oh wow. name a thing for a dollar. luke said the rock's pr team doing the math on, well shane gillis is here so i could say it exactly five times. that's good. did you see the video of the rock talking about the new hierarchy of power?
58:18 i have seen that one yeah in the dc universe. it's really bad because he just says it about 10 times in a row. well the hierarchy of power was about to change. it was about to change. and a lot of people weren't aware of that. is he talking about... wait. he made a movie in the dcverse called black adam. yeah. oh yeah yeah.
58:42 and he was trying to basically like take over dc and be like i'm gonna save dc and you know black adam is gonna be the new superman kind of like blah blah blah. which is fucked up because black adam will always be rowan atkinson to me.
59:00 alright, whatever, whatever. i was trying to think of the right joke to make but none of them were really passing the sniff test. dude, i did the exact same thing on this hole i did last time. i never... what are they gonna say with making a joke about black adam? oh my god. michael, it's floating. buddy. bear. come on now. y'all come back now. come on back now here. that was cool. thanks. you look cool.
59:32 i told you my you look cool story. i'm pretty sure i don't think so. that phrase is ruined for me long story short a friend of mine many years ago got like blackout drunk and everyone put like cocks all over his face which oh that's right. yeah scribbled and his little sister in the morning goes you look cool devastating devastating
59:56 now if you remember when our mutual friend came over when we filmed dragon slayer doppelganger? i guess you came over because it was like my house. but yeah, i was there. and then he ate like 12 hard boiled eggs and then fell asleep with the eggshells all over him in his bed. well yeah, we put the... we kept putting the eggshells in his hands and he was so drunk he just kind of kept his hands cupped for several hours. disgusting man. and then we started piling like rock band instruments on top of them. that was a great secret. see that was the kind of shit... that's what i always do. like i wasn't like...
1:00:25 like putting my nuts on anyone's forehead or any of that kind of like degenerate shit i was just piling things on people if they passed out yeah and then you just put like every couch cushion on them you already feel bad when you wake up and then you're just like oh what's all this shit you don't have to go to the bathroom and like scrub your face with nail polish remover or anything like that yeah yeah i didn't feel bad i wrote a part of that guy in the movie and he bailed at the last second who is he gonna be me he was gonna be on
1:00:53 because he had slightly longer hair, bro this is like when will smith was gonna be neo in the matrix and then he was like, ah that would have changed everything change this. yeah way. it was at those beautiful daisies wreck your beautiful shirt. i grew up mormon so we didn't really go to a lot of parties but i
1:01:22 i also had a lot of female friends and did your female friends ever want to doll you up? like put a bunch of makeup on you and make you look pretty? oh yeah. yeah, 100%. yeah. yeah. okay. yeah. that happened a lot to me. and i was getting dolled up and i looked fucking good. yeah man, i liked it. that was terrible. then it cuts back this way. yeah. yeah. i had an older sister so i was getting... oh sure. yeah. you got no choice in that one.
1:01:49 yeah, yeah. farah, as the only mormon, not to say you're still mormon, the only mormon who's ever been associated with mormonism in my life, do you have any thoughts on the bricks and minifigs controversy? bro, i have steered clear. yeah, that's some shit. anytime it's come up, i've had people in chat... i actively do not want to be interested in this because just, it just, i have
1:02:11 i don't get the well, i don't even want to dive into it honestly because it's all it just seems like a complete mess. i've avoided having to know anything about that shit. yeah. i don't know what you're talking about so that's good i guess. oh, it's a whole can of worms. it's like a lego thing? it's a rabbit hole though. yeah. it's a lego drama.
1:02:32 is lego drama. storm might have stolen $200,000 of a dude's lego and also inadvertently revealed that the united states of america is controlled by the church of latter day saints. well, that part i believe. wait, wait, wait. so he was mormon? oh, it's a whole thing. oh, watch out. boink. oh. oh, heartbreak. it was teetering. he was teetering.
1:03:06 i think i just send this. i didn't go to i didn't go this way the whole last time. just send um, i just realized you got the shades too. gotta get the shades on. oh, i didn't put my shades on! i got the i got the the randy savage ones with the reflective glass. oh nice, yeah yeah yeah. the the cool guy glasses. hey man and i watch this drive. that's a nice one. wait, that was actually oh, buddy! that was very good. that was beautiful. i'm gonna stop fucking around and get good now. yeah, me too. are we done?
1:03:39 that was his joke this whole time. yeah man. i was being comic relief. comic this. what? oh terrible. oh no. come on back. my ass cannot stop hitting trees. there's too many. guy who spends too much weed. oh my god. turn. he's turning. yes. me to a turncoat. he's turning. is that what they did? yeah, that's why they called him that.
1:04:14 they're just rotating a bunch. yeah, yeah. yeah, they wear their coats backwards like crisscross with their pants. you remember that? the original rotisserie chicken. house of bears macho man randy savage impression? dog, read the room. we're disc golfing. i ain't bringing randy savage to disc golf. i got this disc for 300 meters!
1:04:39 you're going somewhere i guess it is randy savage territory apparently that's actually bonesaw get it. oh my god. i got it twisted. oh shit sandy rap that's not going anywhere the worst performance i've ever seen man yeah, that's true. peter parker does say nice suit. did your husband knit it for you? which is wow wow peter parker not cool, man. oh
1:05:16 what are you more afraid of when peter parker is silent or when batman starts smiling and laughing? i mean if there's a tear running down peter parker's cheek you're in a lot of trouble. yeah. no one's ever made it back from that. he's not pulling those punches. i still can't believe they fired uh toby. what do you mean they fired him? he's not spider man anymore. i mean he's like 45 years old. he's probably like 51 years old. they fired him.
1:05:46 well, they actually they hired him. they brought him back in the last one. he's he's in doomsday. they brought him back. yeah, they brought him back to be redemption art. what's his name? uh, i kept thinking toby keith and i'm like, i know that ain't right. well, he got fired too for other reasons. oh, he fucking died. what? toby keith died like two years ago. god fired him. god's like a country singer. yeah, that's why it hurts so much. too many bud lights.
1:06:16 i had no idea toby keith died. i think he was the guy i saw. was he the guy i saw? i went to a filming at a comedy festival and uh some country singer kept raging on stage and making them refilm his song. it was really awkward. could be toby keith. i think it might have been him. no it was uh it was a different guy. hold on i'm gonna find out that guy. i just really like all the photos of uh
1:06:46 billy ray cyrus on like the tabloids where he has this like the long hair weird sad thousand miles stare look on his face. it was tim mcgraw. tim mcgraw was a guy raging. did tim mcgraw not ready up?