Nobody says wands out anymore (Disc Golf Masters)

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0:00 screen that's ever existed. oh that's so funny. i played this once. i will have completely forgotten how to play at this point. well you need any help, you just let me know. oh i've also, i threw one that was substantially worse than all of yours, my bad guys. you know what, i forgot that they traveled to the side. this tree may have saved my life. all right good. oh yeah it's going way left. calm ass breeze bro. i'm in some, dude there's funky mushrooms out here.
0:34 they got funky mushrooms out there? oh they got they got they got mushrooms. they got mario one up mushrooms over here. oh damn. it's so hard to play without the preview. oh my god. so i'm glad i didn't really do much tutorialing, thankfully. i was saying on chat like on stream that like when you when you're doing this in real life your brain sort of like... it knows.
0:58 yeah, you can like, you get like an intuition of like how this stuff works. i don't get that when i'm playing the game. i'm like 85% serious about flying out to play disc golf. bro, my starter just arrived yesterday. that's so good. i love that. i love that. just in time for it to be like 35 degrees for the next week. don't bother beasts like me. well, maybe a little. i'll just play in like november or something instead.
1:27 one of them has a shark on it, one of them has, i think the other one is the putter, it has like the basket on it. that's gonna tilt that way. and they're all cool. i'm gonna change my hand. oopsie. i remember how. you can do that? with the x button. with y. damn, i've been using one hand all this time.
1:56 it took away my thing that shows me the direction it's gonna hook though, and i don't know why. if you change discs, it'll usually come back. but it is is that the green line? yeah, the all important green line. what is the change disc button? that's left and right on the d pad or up and down to change like the caliber. i'm not making it over the water, bro. that was a crazy shot, man. i'm putting? no, i'm on distance. i'm sorry, why will change putt
2:28 to regular shot and x will change forehand to backhand. oh that hooked back in the other direction quite a bit. guys, i also learned something incredible. if you are putting from like really, really, really close, use the push. but if you are putting from even slightly far away, press the x button once to change from push to spin and your putt will actually go where you want it to go. yes. well, that's nice.
3:01 the putt, it won't tell you that your guy's just gonna throw it in the dirt. right? there's no warning. first time chatter from a holistic poop doctor. yeah, they're trying a new bit. i don't know what i'm saying. they already tried it over everywhere else. alright, i'm the last one available. but i mean if you really like it then
3:33 i mean who doesn't love them? don't let us stop you. whoa, that's some funky lag. whoever was yellow, that was an insane shot. i was looking good and it really curved way more than i thought it would again. i really got to get used to the whole curve. yeah, mine is curving. i feel like if you're a professional for all for you, you ain't curving your discs like this man. you're throwing straight discs. sometimes you want to throw the s curve because it gives you a little bit of, it gives you further carry.
4:05 it depends on the glide rating of your of your disc. i feel like no. i'm throwing fucking dookie discs here. i feel like you get way more you have way more control in real life than these motherfuckers. you think so? very nearly had it there. i've watched disc golf videos. okay, those guys are really insane. they're insane.
4:37 do they have like disc golf on tv? we talked about this like several years ago. i mean if you put youtube on your tv, sure. i joked about getting into this like several years ago. and i was probably like yeah that's stupid. probably. and now i'm like wait. it's very like hacky sack energy man. yes. it does have hacky sack energy. you know i feel like all the hacky sackers got replaced with spike ball players. i think it's been a net loss for the culture of the west.
5:14 no, no, i disagree. i don't think anybody who hacky sacked is playing spike ball. what is spires? what there's way too much cardio involved in spike ball spike ball is there's like a bunch of people stand around in a circle and in the middle of the circle is a trampoline and you hit like a volleyball into the trampoline and
5:39 okay, yeah, you have like you have like a little net in the middle like a trampoline and you're hitting a ball into it to like bounce it around and i guess make the other people miss. i don't know. i think maybe you want to make a miss. i think maybe you want to sometimes maybe you just play to bounce the ball around. i'm not 100% sure honestly. were you saying at a distance to switch to push or if you're close switch to push? you could honestly spin probably all the time.
6:06 it'll improve your putting. the only difference is like when you when you spin you might want to take a little power off of it. bro. it'll go pretty far. is spin push? no, push is push. spin is it might be saying stand still right now. stand still. yeah. yeah. stand still is yeah. stand still is like a long putter shot. okay. we do need to bring back wall. oh, that's going in the water. wall ball is really fun. like suey or you might call it red ass.
6:40 where you peg your friend with the ball. we were playing handball a lot, but i think it was like both of those things. well handball involves like a net. oh no he had no nets we just had a wall. a wall and like a tennis ball.
6:57 you might be playing like a wall and like a little blue ball, little blue like a like a squash ball. racquetball like a like a like a handball. that's not a handball. look up handball. handballs are like little soccer balls. well, we got to get into bandy. it's bandy winter. what's bandy? bandy is hockey, but it's played on an ice rink the size of a soccer field.
7:26 and the net is like the size of a soccer net, but the people are the same size as normal people, as you might expect. so it's like hockey soccer, and it's played by like five countries in the world. what am i gonna do here? wait, wait, wait, put me in the clip. what is corey standing on?
7:53 my frisbee went under the wooden fence and now i'm just stuck right behind the wooden fence. nah, we had it so we'd play handball mainly at high school because we had like the handball courts. it was just a big wall and one person would hit the ball with their hand and then the next person had to hit the ball with their hand. oh really? yeah. okay. it was like playing tennis but they're both on the same side.
8:18 and you're using your hand. it sounds like you're playing squash without rackets. might have been. i will say that was also the site of every bad fight i ever saw in high school. like it was like there were probably like five fights a day at the handball courts. i saw someone get absolutely wallops with a locker or a locker lock. like a combination lock? like a combination lock? yeah. that was a common weapon in high school. it doesn't even seem like you would get any any leverage with it but
8:51 i guess you kind of like put your finger through it and then like uh yeah like pawn it. cyclists used to be doing that with uh the the u locks. yeah yeah that's a good song called u lock justice. well you know that's where justin gets his name from oh i'm way over through that oh my god
9:17 yeah, the new yorkers in my chat know what i'm talking about. i guess it was a new york thing. people say you tie it to like a rope or the end of a washcloth and turn it into a flail. oh my god. i could see that doing something. that would kill people. yes, that's old. and they were doing this on the on the schoolyard. yeah, they were another big weapon was, you know, the grocery dividers.
9:47 yes. okay. yeah. yeah, it's beating the shit out someone one of those the grocery divider like the one you would use on the conveyor belt. yeah, yeah. oh, i just threw that right into the tree. wait, can i say something about young people that will piss you off? yeah, not the best generation at putting the divider down after they've loaded all their groceries.
10:10 oh yeah. i'm not going to say 100% but a lot of people be putting the last grocery down and then immediately looking at their phone without putting the divider right after the last thing. so maybe it's a canadian thing, but like i've never seen someone put the divider down. it's on you when you show up to the line to put the divider down. really? no, no, no, no, no, no. here you, you always put the divider on. i grew up putting the divider on at the end of my groceries.
10:41 that's crazy. i need to start over on this. oftentimes it means you're putting the divider on at the start because the person before you didn't put the divider on and you're putting the divider on at the end. so here i won't even like if there's a clear gap between my groceries and the person who's checking out i don't even put the divider. see that's crazy to me. i don't think i could do that. i so rarely see the divider used but i'm also doing self checkout most of the time now. well not all that so what pisses me off
11:11 this is a very old man yelling at cloud shit, but like most of the grocery stores here have self checkout, but they clearly state 15 items or less. yep. and you'll get motherfuckers getting on self checkout with like two carts full of groceries. mmm, yeah, that's rough. yep. piss me off. that is true. they do be doing that. now i gotta wait for them to check out like a fucking meal for seven. and the self checkout is for big orders is much slower.
11:40 you're trying to figure out the jenga of like where to put the shit and still have it be on the scale and now since everyone just steals from them are used to they all have scales so when you scan the thing, it'll be like place it in the bag place it in the bag place it in the bag unknown item detected
11:58 what's at kroger? it'll show you a little video if you don't put it in the bag. it'll pop a video up that's like did you place this in the bag? it'll show the item in your hands and what you did with it and then you got to wait for the staff to come over scan their card and type in one two, three four. yep. yep yeah, that's damn true pissing me off man. there's so much easier for people who aren't me to steal from those. yep.
12:24 the grocery store that we shop at was apparently built on swampland? no. i can't wait to hear how this is relevant to the self checkout. every now and then, the whole store just kind of shakes a little bit.
12:44 so when you put stuff on the self checkout, they may have figured it out now, but like you just put stuff down and be like error, error. i'm like what the fuck is going on?
13:03 that's awesome and i was like why why is the scale like bugging out she's like yeah like this grocery store is built on like wetlands so like it just isn't stable like that's crazy that's crazy are you checking out at costco
13:18 no shot. never gonna happen. really? the costco staff are insNLy good at checking you out. they are. they're unbelievably efficient. like that would just be, i feel like i would be letting them down by willfully using self checkout. my, uh, the line is always psychotic for both, but it always, people move through the self checkout much quicker.
13:40 really? well, because there's like 12 of them and then there's only like two actual checkouts. what do you mean? yeah, this one's got fucked up out of bounds. this is like right in front of you is out of bounds? you got to be between the translucent white lines on the fairway. yeah, it's a weird one. i do like to self check out. i'm also like a pro
14:09 i'm like a pro costco guy now where i've got my own little collapsible bins i bring. oh, i got the same thing. yeah, it changes that shit. it's i don't know if you're allowed to say i'm a self checkout guy on twitch anymore. why? oh, check out. yeah, it sounds like you're checking yourself out. you're like from the hotel of being alive. uh huh. yeah, i think is what corey is saying.
14:39 oh. i would just say i'm gonna kill myself. damn. can he say that? well, i said i would. he said he would say it. he didn't say it. i didn't say it, yeah. oh, too early. bad run up.
15:00 or good run up it said, that was a lie. it's funny this we tried to self check out a few times, it just like, it doesn't costco just seems like a pain in the ass, cause like they already do it for you. yeah, they're really good man. i guess the only the real benefit is that you can bag it. but i don't want they'll bag it for you though. does your costco have bags? no, but we got the flaps covered. well, like whatever, you know like, yeah or like a box that you found on the floor. the hell is this, kory? i don't know, i'm fucked.
15:36 do they charge at certain grocery stores there for like if you don't bring your own bags? oh every grocery store. yeah. okay. yeah. yeah. yeah. if you have the bags, but not many. and sometimes you got to get aura checked because you're like, can i get a bag? and then they try to sell you like a $5 reusable toad that sucks. yeah. and then you gotta be like, nah, just give me the, give me the shitty bag. yeah. i ain't fucking with those totes. this is a disaster.
16:04 yeah wegmans you have to pay for your bags. nowhere else though. publix pisses me off because they'll insist that they want a bag for you but they'll put like two items per bag and you're leaving with like 40 bags if you have 50 items. oh okay. and like if you're like no i'll bag it myself they're like no.
16:23 i've got it. allow us, yeah. but they have like dedicated baggers, like that's their whole job. really? or is it just sit there and bag? yeah. yeah, i used to do that. they'll also walk it to your car and put it in your car for you, which i've always told them no. bridge too far. i've got this. there's a whole science.
16:41 there is, my wife taught me the science when we first went grocery shopping after living together. i was just putting my shit wherever on the conveyor belt like a fucking asshole. you got to put the boxy heavy shit on the conveyor first so that it provides, it comes out of the checkout first and then it gives you structure to your bags. yeah, you got to build a base. you got to build a base. exactly. you build a little base and you put all the stuff together. yep, absolutely. you got to build the corners out of your bag.
17:09 all i was doing, it wasn't completely haphazard. there was only one driving principle, which is that bread goes on top. but i think everybody knows crushable stuff goes on top. what i want to start doing, wegmans does it here. they have an app on the phone that you scan your items as you're shopping and then you just pay from your phone and leave. that's like amazon, whatever their grocery stores are. yeah, i've never done it. every time i think about it, i'm like, i got to download the app and there's like bad service here. yeah.
17:39 there is always bad service in grocery stores. you do get to like the frozen food section and then like you can't send a text. you're in like the faraday cage or something. they don't want you checking on like competitors. yeah exactly they don't want you price matching. wait maybe you're actually onto something. yeah i can see that. i can see that.
17:57 i'm pissed off because like when i lived in new york verizon was like the best cell service you can get and it worked everywhere and for some reason it just fucking eats shit here in richmond. bro, i have such a frustrating but funny cell phone story from yesterday. uh huh. so i took the c bus in vancouver so it takes you from... yeah, i c bused. downtown vancouver. you guys, you got to get out of each other's sight line.
18:26 to north vancouver and on the water you lose cell phone service. apparently there's a bug with rogers and the iphone that sometimes when that happens it just puts you in alberta for your location. oh, you were roaming. no, so i got to the other side and i'm looking up my schedule and i'm like, did i lose an hour? did i pass out? like what the fuck is happening? why isn't it 4.30?
18:53 and i'm like, i'm like, where, what? i'm freaking out. because i'm like, did i just miss, like, did i like vaporize for an hour? like what the hell happened? and then i looked at my like, my time setting and it's like alberta. i'm like, what the fuck? so i turned it off and on and then i watched it like say vancouver and then take over to alberta again. so now i'm freefalling for the time. you're in calgary now. yeah, yeah.
19:27 and shit is gonna be two hours bro once we go through daylight savings again. well once they go through daylight savings again. oh yeah y'all got rid of that. someone asked if i got the new chicken strip basket from costco food court. when i say someone it was yeti. yeti's normal in my chat. oh did they? did you guys get that now? we've had that for years. i have not. really? i've only eaten at the costco food court one time. he's right. you've even gotten the chicken strips? you're a chicken strip guy. wait who me?
19:53 no, ryan. no, no, i completely forgot that we have it up here. and i think we've even talked about it. it kind of sucks up here because it's like, what are you talking about? bro, the chicken strips are the ones like the cheap chicken strips that they sell in the frozen food section. no, they're not. bro, they're like, they're air fried.
20:12 they're real tenders bro. they're deep fried. no they're not deep fried, they're fucking air fried bro. they deep fry him in the back bro. you think they got an industrial air fryer? this might be a difference between richmond and still creek. i don't know but in that the richmond costco those are like
20:26 air fried or microwaved chicken tenders 100%. what do you mean they don't have a fryer? we have fucking french fries. they're frozen french fries. they bake in a big oven. they do not. they don't have fryers in the costco. they're greasy as fuck, man. dude, they fry chicken wings. no, no, no, no, no. i don't think they have deep fryers back there, man.
20:54 i don't think i might listen. i'm not married to the idea that they don't have deep fryers back there, but i don't think they do. i'm pretty sure they do, man. i don't think it's insane to think they they're baking everything they have is fried. except for like the pizza and ice cream or the hot dogs, obviously, but i'm not trying to they come out of a weird pot of water for sure. it's the best. you're doing them dirty water style.
21:25 they are, well i don't know, they're definitely not grilling them, let's put it that way. i've seen them pull them out of like a little hot metal basin of water. yeah, yeah, there's some kind of like scientific, like a lab setup. yeah, we talked about it last time, i just don't really fuck with the costco food court because the line is always way longer than i'm willing to wait for a hot dog. it's literally too busy. like i hate to say it but it's true.
21:54 yeah. i also, and i feel like people got so mad at me last time i said this, the chicken bake's just a big fucking hot pocket. when i got it, i was pretty disappointed at how hyped up people made it to me.
22:06 it's just a hot pocket. i had one in korea and i was like, it's totally fine. i'm about to leave right now and go irl to the costco food court. bro, i want to know dude. i'm going to put my camera behind the fucking thing. everyone's like 100% certain that they're not deep fried as if they fucking investigated the food court. like they've gone into every costco food court and looked in and been like, yeah, no deep fryer confirmed. bro's going undercover.
22:29 i thought you were saying you're gonna leave because of what i said about the chicken bake. corey really likes the chicken bake. i should have said that. dude, i got the chicken bake, i think for the first time like three years ago.
22:45 and yeah, i was incredibly underwhelmed. yeah, i was not into it. it's very much not as good as the bulgogi bake they got over an age. i'd rather just get a rotisserie chicken man. almost everything they got at costco is like in the food court is basically just like a big ball of matter. like whenever even the hot dog it's like the hot dog is is fine but mostly the selling point is that it's a dollar fifty.
23:12 yeah, yeah. what is a hot dog if not a ball of matter, you know, or i guess a cone? yes cylinder of matter god, bro, and it is good for a no, listen, okay someone in chad said when i worked at a hot dog, we would all piss in a big metal tub we would all piss in a big metal tub and we would boil the hot dogs in that and
23:37 there's no way could you guys no matter there's a lot of people working on it. they're not that delicious. that's heidi loud. that's heidi loud. no, although you wouldn't even think in that kitchen, you would need 10,000 employees to piss enough to fill a tub big enough to boil the amount of hot dogs that they're serving. that is a lot of piss. hang on guys. i got to change the course layout.
24:09 you are not wrong, us costco's baked canadian costco's fried. this is still sending me that someone is claiming to have this knowledge. ask chat gpt. can you guys ready up if you're in the lobby? i know sometimes it doesn't take you to the lobby. it doesn't look like it was
24:29 asking me to do this. sometimes it just leaves you at this brat screen for a long time. yeah, with the coat up there, which is awesome. why are you boiling hot? that's like a like if you get a street hot dog, it's always a dirty water dog that's just as boiled. it's literally fine. it's ok. you don't. yeah. you don't need to like do anything fancy with a hot dog. it's just a hot dog sausage of like, you know, carcinogens. yeah. yeah. that's right. man, are they good.
25:03 i made a very good carne asada yesterday and i made little carne asada tacos with it. mark carne asada? that's our prime minister bro. oh shit. that's our... that's right. who's the prime minister of england right now? he's not my prime minister. you're your banker or pm. i still stand for katy perry's boyfriend. yeah, you're your trudeau till death. i still think we gotta get paul martin a second shot.
25:32 it's like straight edge kids would say true till death. true dough to death. really good. i mean we can bring him back. he's only like 45. he's still really young. we could bring him back for three more terms. he did the damn grouse grind. doesn't surprise me. doesn't surprise me at all. oh this is a this is a real clippable hole here and i went in the water unfortunately. i'm gonna re throw it. i think i could do it. i mean the hole in one would be crazy. that's a bullshit fucker.
26:00 it's a bullshit fucker. i hate bullshit fuckers, man. well it hit the ground and then it caught like a oh, that was awesome! i'm gonna have to re throw one more time. i'm sad because now that glp1s exist, i'm thinking it's possible we may have seen like our last insNLy fat president.
26:24 hahahaha! oh, glp one is... okay. legos empic. i think you'll still get some fat presidents. you think so? you think we're gonna get one where like the political cartoons show him like guzzling something from a huge pipe or something like that? nah man, real eaters are just gonna eat right through that shit. especially if they got presidential power and they can just have whatever they want. they're sucking down those birds that are stuffed with other birds. ohhh. yeah, they're going turduckenmug. or whatever the frequency are called.
26:53 what's the thing you have to put a towel over your head to eat because it's too embarrassing? you never heard of that? i think it's european delicacy that you'd had to like... ordalon? ordalon, yeah.
27:14 like they would like put it like napkin over their head and like to eat it or some shit. oh damn it's a sin against god so you have to cover your face that's that's really intense. i don't care if i'm not hungry. i gotta eat this shit. what is it? i'm sorry. it's just so tasty i can't remember. oh guys a little songbird you eat whole that sounds terrible. i hate that i
27:45 i mean, this guy was just talking about a fucking eating a rotisserie chicken. what's the fucking difference? well, they don't sing nice songs. not to come across as like anti vegetarian at all, but like a chicken is basically like a plant.
28:00 that i a lot of people told me like chicken are pretty much like sent to bugs. yeah, i mean bugs, right? i mean they're alive too, i guess in a way but you probably still i met a chicken it was nice eating them but like yeah, i mean, yeah but that's cuz the human brain is like amazing at bonding like you could fall in love with the fucking like a doorknob if it looked like it was smiling at you, you know, like our brains got problems people are people are falling with damn chat box
28:25 love with anything people are give you ever see tlc. they're trying to like fuck roller coasters and shit it's a crazy world that low with a doorknob sounds like an excuse that like an abusive husband gives what why now she fell in love with the door people are trying to fuck a roller coaster yeah, yeah that was on tlc and then i thought there was some drama that like i
28:53 there were two people in like the two ladies in the roller coaster sexualization fetish but then like one of them started it like stole the roller coaster that the other girl had already publicly said she was attracted to. always drama, always drama. anyone remember that? i'm not making it up you can find it on tlc. sounds real. there was a guy who ate an airplane. i don't be watching tlc. oh this was like 20 years ago.
29:23 there's only one tlc for me and they sing scrubs and waterfalls. yeah, they actually sing no scrubs fine. i knew what you meant. not my version. corey's version is a i can't do this all on my own. i'm no superman. no, i just want some scrubs. scrubs is a show that can get some laughs from me. yeah, yours is much nicer.
29:55 mine bounced out. i was gonna sing like, scrub is the show. that is... oh, they force feed the bird and drown it in cognac by the way? i couldn't think of that. oh, that's that's that doesn't sound very nice. that's yeah, it's like more evil foie gras. yeah, i'm reminded of i went out to eat with apollo, bloody and chiblee. we got omakase and they they would bring stuff to the table and while we were eating it say what it is and while we're eating this stuff and going, this is amazing. they're like, oh, this is foie gras. and i was like, oh,
30:25 and then the lady who brought it like kind of shrugged and she was like well uh we don't torture ours she's like you didn't complain about the three courses of whale you just ate either apparently there's like one foie gras distributor in the world to uh claim they don't force feed them we just sprinkle the the soybeans with crack
30:58 they do you know what they should do double the torture but only use canada geese then people wouldn't complain. i'm a fan of canada. i like geese. i have complicated poop too much. yes, that's the poop is what bothers me not their general temperament, but the amount of infested poop they leave around is so crazy.
31:19 they are like crazy. they are crazy assholes. they're not assholes. they're literally like not, not to ruin anybody's life forever next time you see like a gaggle of geese, but the mortality rate of baby geese is like 94%. so if you had like a couple of fledglings that were still around and then someone got too close trying to take a picture or something, you'd probably be like, fuck off too. what if there's no baby geese and they're just like, and then bite the tip of your penis.
31:50 bobby bro people be doing that to each other for for less for laughs for life there was that video that dude in toronto throwing the baby geese off his balcony like see that that's fucked up though. yeah, someone should kill that guy was it drake? it's drake. yes. it was drake get him
32:10 that's what they had. he got a big head ever since he won the beef. he thinks he's invincible. we had tons of geese at my high school. i feel like every school, i don't know if this was like, i don't know if everyone's schools had this, but i feel like everyone's school had some animal that just overtook their campus. and at my first high school it was geese. second high school was rabbits.
32:29 but it would be it would be so funny to see like 60 geese just chasing a little child running with a really heavy backpack running for his fucking life. missed mandatory. or you gotta go through baldur's gate man. you see the big red arrows? well, i didn't know that. no fucking warning. i just threw it at the fucking net net. what else i call this thing? i feel like i did. it's a chain basket. it's the what do they call it when you put like one of those around your nuts?
33:01 a chastity belt? it's just a cage right? a cage? a chastity cage? i think they're calling this that. yeah my eyes i feel like i really fucked up high school experience in general but it also like my my high school was grade 7 through 12. we didn't have middle school. we also didn't have middle school. i'm told that's not normal. no ours was 9 to 12. yeah i think that's the normal one. i thought mine was the normal one.
33:32 and then i don't know if you have the same experience but if you ever talk to someone that didn't grow up in your state they act like you're stupid. like you didn't live your own life. you're like yeah i was in high school grade 7 to grade 12 and they're like no the f***ing words. no you weren't. yeah yeah. high school's grade 10, 11 and 12. no man high school's grade 9, 10, 11 and 12. don't get me started on grading.
33:56 oh, do you know i can't do this. i can't do this again. i can't do this every time. why was i now i got to know well in canada, at least in ontario. i don't know about bc the range for an a in school starts at 80 but god forbid anyone who went to an american public school hears that or they think it's like a it's a mickey mouse school.
34:25 just the way it works over here, man. they use percentages like in high school. so if you want to get into a good university, 20 years ago you needed like an 85 and now apparently you need like a 99.8 average to go to any school worth a damn. yeah. damn. or just a lot of money. money will do it. yeah. oh yeah. i think it'll do kind of anything. thank you. i did feel like it was a great shot. did ronnie miss the mandatory? yeah, i bounced off the side.
35:00 i don't know what a's, b's or c's were in my school but i know a fail was anything under a 65. 60, see that it makes it literally sound like you went to harvard like it's it which i guess harvard probably works the opposite way where once you're in you're probably just a okay but like it really sounds like you went to the hardest school that's ever existed. damn. because you could, the other thing is
35:26 like, i mean, you could pass with a 51 in canadian high school. but like, the one thing i will say is that all you do is you get like a piece of paper that says you pass. it's not like with a 51 in like grade nine english, you're going to be like, okay, time to go to yale. like it doesn't. yeah, you basically that your your reward is you get to take grade 10 english but like be starting way behind the eight ball.
35:57 okay, okay. yeah, i had an interesting school experience. i my the thing i cling to if any other olds from new yorker in the chat i'm told they got rid of the regents exam and now it's common core but i got the highest score on the sequential to math regents for my district what failed the class? because i missed too many days of school and missing too many days was a mandatory fail so you must be a huge fan of standardized testing and
36:27 uh, it's been a long time since i took any test really. how come i'm gonna aim at the net, he throws it six feet over the net. i aim two feet under the net, he throws it two feet under the net. i know. yeah, i had to go to summer school that year and they were like, well we just teach everyone to take the regents again and you don't have to. so they're like, just sit there. and i would just take a nap on the desk. kind of sick. ac?
36:58 it kind of sucked. no ac and that year of summer school we were at a... we were right next to belmont racetrack. downwind. so you were just huffing horse shit the whole time. it was horrible. it was real bad. that was a great hole. love that one. they call them holes? yeah, i do believe that they do. we do. we do. we do. we do. weee woo! ain't no hole i ever seen. getting all pissed off. did i grow up in nassau? yeah, yeah.
37:37 i grew up not far from uh okay track what bahamas? no, that's uh long island. nassau on the space coast of southeastern florida. i'm assuming. i've heard of that. no. they got all sorts of shit over there. cocoa beach maybe. cocoa beach sounds right. i lived in new york until i was 30. that's crazy. yeah yeah. i'm pissed off at all the ai summaries say i'm a floridian.
38:12 well, you really, it meshed with your vibe so much. come on. it pisses me off that all the ai summaries say i'm 5'10", bro. i've always laughed that shibley's bio on twitch says, like, if you're filling out a bio for me, please put i'm 6'2". that's a good bio. no, i am 5'10". i just thought ai was supposed to suck. you're 5'10"? i'm 5'10". how tall are you?
38:50 511. are you taller than me? that's why i'm saying i'm not i mean, i don't know if i've ever sounds like if i want i'm six to big boy. you're a tall guy. yeah. the only time i've said this a lot so i apologize but i don't really notice people's height unless they're insNLy tall or insNLy short. yeah, but like the only way that i'll find out that someone is like five eight is when they say that i'm six feet tall.
39:21 they'll be like, you're pretty tall. you must be about six feet. and i'm like, no, you got the wrong guy, man. that's when all of a sudden i started looking at them and going like, wait a second. hold on. i can sort of see the top of your head a little bit. i'm big everywhere except where it counts. it sucks. small hands. yeah. yeah. short tendons. what's i shoot you rocking? right. and right. crazy. did you say 15?
39:53 13. 13, okay i'm right there with you. it's like the cut. which is insane. it's really funny because people think you're lying if you say you have size 13 feet. i'm not trying especially if you're under six feet tall. if i had a fucking, if i had a huge cock, like justin said, you don't think i'd be starting every stream with like, well yeah, i lost this game but at least i got an eight incher, you know? i'd be saying that all the time. i'm not trying to make like a euphemism. i'd be posting that shit like crazy if i had a huge, if i had a heater down there, oh my god.
40:24 i just got large feet and it carries no benefit and only mild costs. 13 you can still find in a store. yes. that's the thing. like my buddy dave, one of my many daves but a friend who played bass in my band he's 6'7". hey!
40:43 and he had a size 15. and i heard about his plights on like having to just special order any shoe he's ever wanted to buy. that is great. 15 is too big. i'm only an 11. 13 for a size like a 5'10 guy? i don't know what i could compare that to. like what animal has that ratio? 11 to 13 doesn't seem that crazy. that's two inches from me. he had a big ass dick too. it wasn't fair.
41:12 that tall and a big dick. yeah, yeah. yeah. motherfucker man. good looking guy too. he watches stream sometimes and he's here. what's up dave? dude's about to get a crazy whispers. oh, this is it man. bronze level minoka springs. this is our cannon park. this is hole in one potential. oh yeah. big hole in one potential here. hole in one.
41:47 it's got my putter out. i don't think i agree. no, no, you want putter on this one for sure. yeah, putter for sure. 100%. putter with 95 to 100 will get you there. how high are you aiming it at that basket? well, i missed so don't take my advice. go more to the left than you think i think. what we learned. oh, it looks way too far. well, we suck. i like spectating the basket. what was that?
42:28 taffy says fun fact justin's pet name for me is dave you can't be stealing dave's big dick valor. yeah, they'll fucking take you brutal i almost aced on streamers, bro you could have made a little video. i went mad mode. i threw right into a fucking tree. oh then overshot it
43:03 you guys aren't just doing full power every time? maybe that's not most of the time. i would say most of the time, yeah. it's really hard to like not... you know, i hate to see the people in chat asking how does justin know how big his friend's dick is. back in the day... we were in a band together. yeah, you change together or sometimes you just whip it out like for just to be like surprise. we had a dick game. yeah.
43:29 yeah i feel like every band i know had some kind of game and usually was a dick game but i'll just i'll long story short it we are game was called ones out harry and if someone said ones out harry you had to pull out your dick was there like a punishment for the last person to pull it out.
43:52 nope. that's so awesome. no punishments. wands out harry is so good. i also have it on good authority. a friend of mine was friends with a couple of broadway actors and they thought us having a game called wands out harry was so funny because they were friends with daniel radcliffe. oh shit. and then i heard like a year or two later that they had told him and he just said, that's fucking awful. no!
44:22 he's got a tiny dick confirmed is what you're learning right there. no, no. that one friend who never wants to play wands out harry? we retired the game when i like it was usually in like you know in environments where it was appropriate to be playing it and then in a very crowded coffee house someone called it out and then a buddy of mine went to go pull his thing out we were like no no no no no no no no this is public not here not here and then it got retired
44:55 you know the only dick pics i've ever sent in my life were to people in my band. sometimes you get a text that says one's out every. that's so awesome. yeah that's and nowadays the gen z they're not putting the dividers on the conveyor belt and they're running like 10k on the treadmill at the gym and then getting on the bus and going home and showering. this is look at what we've lost in just one generation. i know we used to have we used to be a society
45:23 thank god. oh, well you know what landed on top i'll take it. i don't think this is like a possible throw. my favorite one i ever had was back when everyone was using the whole snapchat singer for my band. just had a story about how he was just having like a rough day at work and i wrote like a really nice letter in cursive that was like, like, dear jr, i'm sorry to hear about your rough day. just know that like i really cherish our friendship and like i really leaned into it
45:51 but in the corner of the photo was just my dick. i made it like i wrote this and then was standing up nude to take the picture of it. oh, and he got a kick out of it. i gotta be like 100% honest. i don't think i've ever pointed a camera at my dick. i haven't in a very long time. on purpose or by accident? like either. it's just not. i've never had my dick filmed. on accident all the time. i'm going to fuck up someday. like i've got the ndi camera in my shed and it's just
46:22 it's just power over ethernet so if it's get if it's accessed it just turns on and like i get changed in there so when i'm getting changed i was looking at the camera like man i hope that light don't turn on it's like if somebody went to the source it would turn on yeah yeah that's crazy that's that's giving me flashbacks to the time uh when i was teaching and i had i rode my bike through a snowstorm and got absolutely soaking wet
46:54 like it was the kind of snow that like stuck to your legs. it's made of water, yeah. right, so i was, thanks. and then i got to the classroom and i took off my pants and i was just in the classroom. what the fuck?
47:11 with my pants off and then i'm just like paranoid. like there was you were by yourself in the classroom. yes, yes, yes, yes. it's necessary. it sounds like the class started and you went to the desk and then just took your pants off. no, no, no, no. it was before like the students arrived and i was just like playing like a game basically. like i really hope no one shows up early. i really hope no one shows up early. i really hope no one shows up early. a dangerous game.
47:40 also, i get changed in my shed because there's bad ticks in virginia and i've got clothing treated in... i can't remember the name of the chemical, but it's bad for cats and i don't trust bringing that clothing in the house. so i just have a like an outfit for when i'm doing like mowing the lawn or doing yard work and stuff and it lives in my shed. it seems prudent. i don't want the cats to get a hold of it. people in chat that have never lived a day in their life.
48:11 also, i like it's an exercise shed. so i'm getting sweaty in there. yeah air it out. you are right though kory like some of those i would have just sat there freezing cold and wet the whole time and gotten sick instead you took your i like your voice for annoying chatter. it's a good annoying chatter voice. oh
48:38 well, like did you have a teacher's bathroom in your school or did you just have to go this was in the site? my school was i'm not calling you out. i'm segueing to a little kid asked me to wipe his butt and i was like i'm not gonna do that and then i went and got another teacher. yeah, yeah, cuz we well, we had the shit in the stalls that like the kids also used so i was like pooping and then one of the other kids was like
49:02 ryan teacher can you help me and i said, oh, i'll be right back and i went and i got one of the kindergarten teachers we we were like a street front classroom like it wasn't there was nobody else there it was just me it's i was alone i misunderstood what you were saying. i was like so what like you sold the drugs no, it was like a like a retail shop basically, right? it was just like in the front of like a building and like it was just me. i
49:32 i just had the shutter down. oh, you even had a sh that's even better! you had a shutter. so it wasn't even like someone could get in. worst case scenario, they would knock on the shutter. yes.