Put the discs away man it's a dang hurricane (Disc Golf Masters)

Name: Put the discs away man it's a dang hurricane (Disc Golf Masters)
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0:00 i'm not worried about my save all that much. i'm just a little, you know, i took umbrage with it man. what the hell? oh man, we gotta get inside or at least put on some some rainwear or something like that. holy cow. 223 meters out that way, huh? honey, you got a big storm coming. damn. conditions kind of crazy today. 94 meters. i still think we want to run up at this one.
0:56 hey, enel, there's a great disc golf course in langley. it's called raptor park. that might be something that could get me out to langley. my chatters are always baiting me. langley is like a 45 minute drive from vancouver. but it's also... and they're going to hate me for saying it, but i have to say it, okay? it's a bad 45 minute drive because you're driving from the place that everybody drives to, to the place where everybody drives from.
1:22 if i may, if i may. so people are always, the reason i take issue with it is they're always trying to bait me. they're saying, oh what's your favorite vancouver restaurant? then i make the mistake of answering a restaurant that's in vancouver and they go, oh my favorite is this place. and then i go, oh i've never heard of it. and they go, it's in langley. it's actually in langley. so that's why i've been taking umbridge, but raptor park, the second best disc golf course in canada,
1:50 that might be enough to get me to go out there. just need to find the time. just need to find the... need to find the time. we want to spin putt on this though. huge. 104 meters. i bet the wind takes this, man. i bet the wind takes this and this is literally ace potential. well, the wind took it. off the tree, ace. have you seen the... seen the video of the rizzler saying he wants to be homeless for a day? that's why he's my goat. well, first off, rizzler, the term is unhoused, okay?
2:52 so let's start with one, the guy who's earnestly trying to educate the rizzler on his language. so we've established that i think the rizzler is 12, which means he's actually nine, right? he's nine years old because i went, come on, this guy, there's no way he was five during the costco guys, the height of their popularity up to this point. and then you went, no, no, no, he's actually five.
3:17 so it turns out i thought that the rizzler was like many, many eons older than he actually is. he said he would swap places with a homeless person so the homeless person could experience his life for a day. i'm trying to figure out... so listen, the kids too. so i'm not trying to cast any aspersions on him, but i'm trying to figure out if that's good or bad. i think it's coming from a good place. i think it's coming from a good place. but it does also sort of sound like he's saying
3:58 their life is so bad that it would be awesome for them to be me. and my life is so good i could tank their life for a day knowing that it was just temporary anyway. but i mean considering that he's literally nine years old or whatever, it's kind of crazy he didn't say like... i was gonna say jinxy. but it's kind of crazy he didn't say a streamer. i guess he is a streamer himself so... or yeah mr beast. it's kind of crazy he didn't say mr beast. more power to him.
4:38 more power to take this out. yeah, under the fence in the hudson river. that's tough. it's a tough shot now. tell you one thing, it's not an easy shot for double bogey. fuck this shit, man. we make it back here. tailwind ass, whatever. horses don't stop, they keep going. as someone who hasn't watched you play this yet, what makes it so fun? collectibles, epic moments, leaderboards, it's got everything.
5:59 costumes, character customization, soundtrack, extraction shooter where you try to throw as many discs as you can and then get to the exfil. could be a move. i'm loving these extraction shooters we've been subjected to lately. it could be worse, ubisoft could be making like their own peak or something like that. and then everyone at the stream that has the announcement trailer would be like, whoa, aaa peak, this could be awesome. and then when it comes out, nobody plays it.
6:43 i mean we've all been there before. that looks decent to me. pull it down, wind pull it down. good story, yeah, emergent gameplay. hey! fuck this bro, if i go outside and the weather's like this, i'm going home. i'm going home to play disc golf masters with calm wind. although maybe this is a peak time to actually play real disc golf.
7:34 because there would be no dog walkers in kilcanna. no, they're walking there. they got it. because you gotta walk your dog every day i'm hearing. i've never had a dog, but as i understand it, no walks equals like no poops, right? and they gotta poop. pretty much. check this out. you have a wife and a daughter, it's not that much different. it's actually the exact opposite because i'm the damn dog.
8:27 i'm going crazy if i don't get to go out of the house. if it's like 11 a.m. on a saturday and i haven't left the house yet, i am freaking the fuck out, man. i'm like, get me out of here. i want to go on a walk. i want to get an iced americano. i want to feel the sun on my skin or something like that. i want to go to the store and just walk down some aisles and go, hmm, maybe one day, like something like that.
8:53 i do not want to just be sitting around here all day. i mean at the end of the day, of course, but all day? no, man. i wanna run through the halls of my high school. you're literally my exact opposite. i'll say... sorry, this is gonna be another guy with kids take. parenting, and every parent's different in this one. and i'm happy that my wife and i are kind of diametrically opposed on this because it makes the... the fuck is this? it makes the division easier.
9:31 but like parenting outside of the house, literally easy. i'm not going to say negative labor, but it's very close to neutral labor. you're out having an adventure, seeing new things, maybe you're getting some ice cream or something like that, walking through stores, she's showing you stuff and you're going, oh, that's cool. maybe you're at a bookstore, maybe she steals by like reading an entire book while you're in there.
10:01 and then you don't buy the book, but it's okay because it's indigo anyway and they're like a huge conglomerate so you don't stress out about it all that much. and it's like that's easy. but parenting in the house i find very difficult. i'm on top of the damn fountain, i can tell. because in the house, i think it depends on the age and the temperament of your child. but my child won't just play by herself at her present age. she...
10:38 wants to do whatever she wants to do, but she needs mommy or daddy to be there so she can go, hey mommy, hey daddy, look at this. that was not good. but my wife feels exactly the opposite, which is great, because i'll take her outside and then i come home maybe like five hours later and i'm like, oh, i'm a little tired. i'll just sit on the couch. and then my wife is like, it's time for me to tag in and we'll just play with some duplo or something like that.
11:15 guys, we gotta run this back. i can't be sitting on the daily challenge not even getting the bronze disc. solution is have another kid? yeah, no, you're just... you don't have two kids. you might have two dogs. that's a different story. two dogs is a different story. one hand holds two leashes, bro. two kids is a whole different ballgame. we won't be doing that. especially not on twitch chat's advice because i see the shit you type in here. yes, i do. like and subscribe. do you have two children? i have your entire chat history in front of me. you have two kids?
11:49 ages 6 and 7, fuck you buddy. fuck you. motherfucker. that's pretty good. you got me pretty good with that one. oh, thank you! eagle. 104 meters. we don't this is my problem. we want a cd 1 on this one, bro. i was using the fairway explorer like a damn fool. i got 4 under 6 and it's a new nightmare every day? that's crazy. why would you throw it so hard?
12:46 4 under 6 is like, you're a damn hero. chat will literally be mad at you for that, but wait until they're 70 years old and they need like a part time nurse to come to their house. you then, all of a sudden they're gonna be real quiet when it comes to casting aspersions on the guy who had four kids in the 2020s, okay? i think we want to do it like this. but first we want to bend it this way. 110 should be alright. it'll make it, it just needs to hit a thermal. what the fuck? i hit the damn garbage can? where am i?
13:44 this is fucked up man. great, great hit the tree. wind pulling me back this way, i got wind in my face and it does blow. breeze in my face and it's strong though. jokes on you, i'm going to the robot nursing home where they put you in the blowjob machine. no you're not bro, because they're gonna charge a monthly subscription. and the monthly subscription is probably like by the time we get to 2070 or whatever, the monthly subscription is probably gonna be like $3,000 a month.
14:47 and you're gonna be trying to finance that $3,000 with your like 2040 wages, okay? but there's a 30 year delta between them. best of luck, man. best of luck. you better start building your own blowjob machine right now. plan for the fucking future, bro. don't rely on private industry to supply your blowjobs in retirement, okay? don't be naive. calsheet parlay is gonna hit. i'm gonna say it, listen, don't take this advice.
15:32 this is literally satire and if you gamble you will lose all your money. that being said, some of those cauchy markets that are like, will the broadcasters say this during the world cup final? it's free money bro! it's free money! they're obviously gonna say messi during the world cup final man! he's in the world cup final! that's free money! it's 99.9 to 1 odds.
16:05 that's a 0.1% in one hour and a half, that's pretty good man. rip to all the people though that are like, yeah free money. and then they put their money on them saying metlife, they're literally leaving comments that are like, it's in the metlife stadium. of course they're gonna say it. bro, that's new york, new jersey stadium for the next four days, okay? i think you've lost your money. unless they slip up, it could happen.
16:51 this could be a fucking movie right here. pretty good actually. and then just a little... just a little bit. just a little bit of a curve for me. oh! oh my god. it's the greatest shot in disc golf masters history. for the damn birdie behind the rock in gale force winds. it's the flick of the disc and i'm on a ride. you're frothing, i'm slipping discs. shit.
17:58 i did like chatter, are you still here? the chatter who said, stop calling it disc golf, just start calling it golf and then call other golf ball golf. that's my kind of character. they were being... what's the word i'm looking for? disingenuous. they were being disingenuous, which i appreciate. but i think that would be a funny fucking character to become. just to be clear. make it through the trees. there's another fucking tree, bro. what are you doing? saved. damn, it's windy as fuck.
18:50 light work for a frolfer like me. ocularspliff, your message got caught by everybody so you should be embarrassed. or caught by automod i should say, so nobody sees it except for me and the mods. you have anything to say in your own defense? nygresta, are you here? that term... i'm pretty sure the term means the same thing everywhere. it might have a different usage pattern wherever you're from. deadass, i had no idea the word was that bad. alright, alright. you say so. not knowing every...
19:47 problematic word? yeah, okay. if you say so. by the way, w67. i'll settle for you showing humility, plus i know i spiked your heart rate. i know your heart rate is fucking... it thinks you're in zone 4. your samsung watch is saying like, good job, you still have time to close your rings. also, now i know you're from england. because the way you wrote it, you wrote it very britishly. can you confirm or deny that you reside within the nation of england?
20:33 oklahoma? okay, well then you... i'm not sure you have any excuse then. oklahoma, where the wind blows swiftly down the plains? it's 47th in education in the us? not last! not last! also, i don't know if any state has like a problematic language course. yeah, it's... we'll see how the midterms go. that's making it... oh, it took a little dip. your cursor's on the screen? my bum is on your lips. my bum is on your lips. remember that?
21:45 either eminem or tom green, i think. hell yes. we need a new tom green. i think the climate of the world is ready for a new tom green. no thank you. bro, undercutters is an all timer. i firmly believe undercutters is one of the strongest comedy bits that's ever been done. minus two. you don't think it's funny to follow a pizza delivery guy to his delivery and then like
22:35 try to sell a cheaper pizza to the guy who bought the pizza and hasn't paid for it yet. i think it's funny as fuck, bro. especially because the people wanted that they were like, we're going to kill you, tom green. wasting gas? motherfucker, man. i got time for one more quick one. put me on cannon park. put me on lebronze. let's hit some aces, bro.
23:12 eric andre is the current tom green is eric andre doing anything besides like trolls movie sequels or am i am i misjudging the over of his career ace me you don't like when tom green went to japan and then that dude fell down the stairs at the temple and he laughed uncontrollably like i comedy is about making people feel
23:53 unfamiliar. okay. it's about exploring the entire range of the human psyche. you don't like when he goes to japan and he puts a vibrator on the conveyor belt sushi conveyor, and then he turns it on and lets it go around. and then the sushi chef chases him out of the restaurant with like a cleaver. cause he's like, i think he's actually going to kill tom green. that's an ace bro.
24:46 kids these days don't get tom green. i'm seeing a lot of glens, i'm not seeing a lot of toms. it's a very glenn driven chat right now and glenn's got his charms, don't get me wrong. i mean, a lot of people would say there would be no tom without glenn, but we need to at least have a couple of toms. now that's a fucking drive, bro. we need a new jackass. we need a new version of everything from when i was 12 years old. fucking stat. get on it. figure it out.
25:39 you get nothing, pay attention. we need a new nl. ooh, with hype moments and aura. that's money. modern jackasses just people on the internet? no bro, because they're all doing skits. we had too many skits, not enough stunts. jumping over a car? stunt. everything else? the only content that exists is jumping over a car. everything else is a skit. just go on kick? you know what? that's the one place i haven't looked. they might have some tom greens on kick.
26:36 but at what cost? i want to throw this baby flat. this right here. oh! it was right in there. 152 meters. did you watch kenny vs. spanny back in the day? i would go to malf's college house, which literally was like a texas drive away. it was like a five hour drive away. so i'd go maybe once a month, once every two months, and get there late on a friday night, okay?
27:34 drink just a staggering amount of alcohol more than more than any human should drink but if you're ever gonna do it probably like when you're 19 is the right time wake up at 10 30 11 a.m the next day go get a huge fucking poutine take like two hours to eat it and just watch kenny vs. benny maybe like five episodes of kenny vs. benny until someone goes well, what do you think you guys want a beer and then kind of run it back the next day? it really it would it was
28:05 asher roth was telling no lies, let me just put it that way. it was a different era. so that's my way of saying i've seen lots of kenny versus spenny, but i don't have the most reliable memory for a lot of it. a lot of interesting people that way for sure. back then, ain't nobody on their phones. we'd be telling the dude with the iphone, we'd be like, hey, put that away. put that away, spenny's on. bro, we're watching spenny, put that away. guys, that was a great round of disc golf, what can i say?
29:05 minus 11, 11 under par. you made two eagle. you shot minus 11, which is 8.4 strokes better. but then why does it still say i'm even bro? cause i'm not eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee