The shot got me talking like Netflix (Disc Golf Masters)

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0:00 what's i'm just staring out ready on the screen. yep. i'm gonna chroma key this out i have a bright green screen and that's it. i'm a reboot. oh wait, did that fix it? i mean i can't do anything. it's just a green screen there we go, i mean it's not supposed to be the same i guess i have to remake the lobby between each one to get a different course even though the course is on random and
0:32 oh, okay. random. just run it back. yeah, no, we'll do one more. i don't care. a hole's a hole. i'm chill with it. a hole is a hole. always saying that. alright, man. i hit the freaking monkey bars. candy bars. oh, too far, too far. justin knows. i know who's the motherfucker, man. this is not doable. come on now, buddy.
1:05 is that my first birdie? i love the sound of the chains is real satisfying. it is. oh! they should, they could put little motion sensors by on the baskets. so like if you whiz by it could say something funny. i like that. like taunt you? yeah. yeah. just like a fart sound maybe. watch this. that shit went crazy that way. watch this drive.
1:36 now watch this drive. like if the trees weren't there, this could so easily be holding one. but they put the trees there just to fuck with you. oh boy. more cartoon sound effects please. oh no! i don't even know who said that. what the heck?
2:00 i almost chained it from my car. that's literally what the experience is like though when like a thousand people tell you that an anime is good and then you turn it on and the main dude sounds like that and you're like i'm just not sure. this is crazy. i've been watching anime believe this? what you've been watching? what you've been watching? right now i'm watching uh a sentence of a bookworm which is very cute
2:24 it's nice. ascendance of a bookworm? yeah, yeah. a sentence of a bookworm. new pornographer's ass song title. ascendance of a bookworm. i like it because it's just like a nice story. a slice of life. yeah, it's kind of slice of life. whoa, there we go. nico case, baby. nico case. nico case, baby.
2:49 apparently the random setting randomizes it when the setting is selected not when the round starts which is not how that should work developers are you here? i got a bone to pick. you're gonna fix that. bone pick is ready. i'm in the tree. well good luck. like in my stream i'm in the tree. you're standing on top of the light post man. that's when i do this. dc man. yeah yeah, back and forth that's good. damn he's purged.
3:25 you know what i'm a man of honor so motherfuckers playing metric i truly did this end like a book yeah, they should have a tab for that yeah, i'm starting to i'm starting to feel it i
3:57 i hope somebody clip that ryan was talking about clips clip that was clippable first good clip of the stream so far jarvis all related the clip of the stream that good i'm a sucker it was a chair that i could for ceremony yeah they should have played for him for dude play it play the game in mecha chameleon and it's like just someone telling a joke yes yes
4:27 frank underwood to meet you meet you would you like to play some meet you chameleon with me? now i know you're saying didn't they come out with this game in 2001 when they called it prop hunt but they have done something different and reinvented the game by adding a paintbrush now i ask you if that's not american then what is i?
4:50 is this is this daniel craig's character in knives out pill? this is jason at least. conservative house whip majority leader frank underwood from the house of cards netflix show. oh, your favorite guy. bizarrely bisexual frank underwood. fucking new pornographer song. i thought you were doing, now i'm just a simple southern lawyer. it's the same voice. it's 100%. it's the same voice. yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:23 slightly different than y'all trying to call it golf when it's clearly using discs
5:33 watch this now you recognize me as a frother so i hope you don't mind if i speak to you discally as a frother does he's uh slightly different no he's daniel planes talk to you discly is crazy have you guys ever seen what daniel davis lewis like dresses like when he's not like acting or method acting he's a fucking popper dog not like an actor when he's not acting
6:00 it messes with me and then i see him as daniel blames you and i'm like that's just a guy it's so weird he's wearing like like is he ever not acting though. i don't know yeah, maybe that's the thing like i think he's just in him inhabiting a role of daniel day lewis he's wearing like all this like this hip clothing and stuff, and i'm like it doesn't make sense i've hit the weeping willow
6:28 ooh, i'm on the fairway. give me that fade. that was a fucking sexy shot, dude. that was a sexy ass shot. did you do it like under the legs or something? we like just barely missed the tree and curved around it. it was like it weaved through the forest a little bit. let's not do that again, bear. you're a disc bender. we've made this a mistake. twice in a row. let's not do it in a fair time.
6:55 it was uphill, i thought i needed more juice. oh no. i'm hitting that tree huh? oh yeah. 119. i gotta give it like... i gotta... what am i doing? can i do this? let's try this. fuck it. i think it's the same. oh! look at that cut the rim! i have to go as far as i thought it would. like if you're not going all in all the time, you're not living. yo. okay. pretty good. that's some crazy punch man. not for me.
7:30 the crazy putts. it's my new twitch persona. me as a stonk trader, crazy putts. yeah, yeah, yeah. i think if you land it on top of the thing and it rests beautifully, you should get like an extra point. i agree. you do. you do actually literally get an extra point. that's the problem. really? yeah, because it's like golf. you want to lower your score, not increase it. wow. right. yeah.
7:56 yeah, you're saying you want an extra less point. yeah. yeah, i should take a point away. yeah take part there someone's gonna hit this man. it's gonna happen. it will be me watch this. that's me. okay. oh
8:23 all right it went the other way than i thought it was gonna go so i guess i don't understand anything again hit the tree sometimes like if you change it to a run up it can totally fuck the pattern yeah oh i hit the goddamn basket again i see that happen dude two baskets that's crazy i love the leg lift the leg lift is so good
8:52 this one is fucked up. this one's nasty. yeah, this one was very fucked up. honestly, i think there was something to the approach from the right. like, it's not that much better on the other side. i don't know the stones. i don't think i'm gonna do it again, yeah, but... red hot chili peppers would be like... oh, right in the center, jesus. i feel like the red hot chili peppers would disc golf. yep.
9:23 i think that's how they got their start. i think they were a pro team and then they moved into music. i think literally if we're listening to higher ground right now it would be very fitting. great song. it's like when the power rangers are rollerblading around the city and higher ground is playing. i was like, that is the life. motherfucker, man. and then they got a fight ooze. that must be from the movie then. yeah. ooh.
9:52 you've seen the movie, right? i have seen the movie. i saw the movie as like a 22 year old though. oh, that's messed up. i don't think i saw it as a kid. he's great as a kid because like all the episodes are the same. goddammit. they use the same stock footage of rita like throwing the spear from the moon or on the moon or something which like takes like 20 minutes. what the f that went a lot further than i thought it would. where the hell am i? samurai? oh my god.
10:25 i fell apart on this hole. brother, i am sniping these trees. i can't not hit a tree. oh what is that, shang? for double bogey, oh no way! dubsboogerson. what a disaster, man. but, oh no. now, malf hasn't failed. yeah, you can't be standing there, man. it's looking like the end of the virgin suicides.
10:54 that's got kirsten dunst in it, right? josh hart. yeah, i just finished up season two of fargo. what a show and what a season. i gotta see the fargo tv show. i love the movie. it's great. if you like the movie, then the show is is my love it goodness and it'll make you like leonardo dic. i mean billy bob thornton again. it's true. he plays a great villain. his lorne malvo is an all timer.
11:24 was he bad santa? he's bad santa, yeah. okay. he got battered too. oh fuck. or did they just call it bad santa too? it's bad santa too back in red. oh i thought it was badder santa. i mean that would have been the funniest joke in the whole movie to be honest.
11:45 yeah, i've seen that happen too. you think billy bob thornton appreciates that he's recognized probably the most as bad santa by the newer generation? yeah, yeah. generation x. i'm the new generation. yeah, justin's of the new generation. yeah, yeah. the hell was that? you know, that worked out. oh, come on. i went through the book. god damn.
12:13 laura hey, why is my guy just going i just pressed x and then he just threw it man i'm really bad at making the stick go straight back and then straight forward. that's something i'm learning from this little graphic gives me
12:26 what the fudge? nailed it. personally, my favorite billy bob thorton role is the cover of the magazines, cowboys and indians, where he's wearing a cowboy hat, a bandana, and then like an ascot and a jacket on top of a vest on top of no shirt. and then like 15 belts. oh, wow. it's to hide his, because he's just like, he's skinny. he's like a skeleton. he's a skinny guy for sure.
12:56 what's to hide his skeleton? billy bob. he is dressed a little like spel. billy bob. i like him in armageddon. as that bullshit mission director for nasa. yeah but then there's this time he's like, this is the wrong call and you freaking know he says he drops the f bomb. and i was like okay. that was a good f bomb. it made good use of their one. yeah that was their one. i never saw armageddon.
13:27 i didn't see it 15 times. no, zero times. i saw it on home video and then also every june in middle school through to like the ninth grade. they would always the teacher would always do a poll like what movie should we watch in armageddon one every single time. that's wild. i probably watched it like once a year still. i'm trying to remember what we were watching in school.
13:53 i remember i had a social studies class where we watched last of the moe khan's. oh, dan daniel day lewis, but uh what the moe khan's i said the moe he khan's that right is that how you say i've always heard him i've always said but uh
14:12 during the scalping scene. he stood in front of the tv. he was like, all right he was like an old southern guy, which is funny to be teaching in like a shitty new york school yeah, he's like we can't be watching this and everyone's like come on. come on. he's like, okay it was awesome that guy was crazy that was like a course. yeah i don't have to i don't have to remake actually i could just play a random course again nice our english teacher did that with when we watched the movie version of 1984
14:42 oh shit, can't be watching this. and she just like stood in front of it. i think we might have had different grade 10. did she understand the symbolism? wait, did you does your grade 10 teacher's last name rhyme with what you do when you're sleepy? quiet? what rhymes with nocturnal emissions? actually, i'm wondering we might have actually had a substitute during that class. i think it was the art teacher was the substitute or something.
15:20 did your substitute teacher rhyme with what james franco did in spider man 3 when he eats the pie? so good. am i broke or did none of you ready? only you and i have readied on my screen. we are stuck on green screen. oh shit. i fixed it. don't touch anything, i fixed it. i'm not touching nothing.
15:42 that was i'm qa right now. mrs. sleep farts. that's good. that's good. shit new course to this. this little creek at the end. i'm on the green. no, i'll give it a second. there's no justin in game. yes. well, i'm gonna practice throw this. remake lobby will probably let me restart my game.
16:08 perfect throw or perfect run up. you know, this gives me a moment to go buy a thing oh, you know what good point everybody equip yourself go to the reward track gonna have to get one of those for sure oh, i got it. i got it. should i buy a disc or just more clothing? why can't i quit? let me quit. oh, i've got two coins a bucket hat. are you serious? gotta get the bucket head it won't let me quit. oh the bucket hats locked. i think oh
16:41 bro, why can't i put... oh, never mind. i'm stupid. oh, damn, wade. i'm looking awesome now. do you have to buy a bunch of stuff on the first page to get to the next page? i honestly have no idea how it works at all. i'm gonna have to alt f4. they just got me spectating like you guys are finishing the hole. but you're not here. yeah, there's nobody there. relaunching. all right, there you go, guys. what's the order of the numbers again?
17:22 one, two, three, four. thank you. thank you. speed, glide, turn, and then fade. turn and fade are kind of like the same thing. it's just they're opposite. so if you throw right, turn is how much it'll go to the left and vice versa, i think. and then if you throw right, fade is how much it'll go right.
17:54 i was gonna buy a disc but instead i bought a bucket hat. that seems like the right decision to me. yeah, yeah. all right, let me get in there. i think i want to connect again. i made the game public like a damn fool. john, are you gonna remake it again? i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming. i'm just gonna try to beat the sweats. we got three, we just need justin. unable to join. all right, try now. unable to join. yeah, i'm stuck on connecting. i think you guys are in now. it still says connecting for me. same.
18:33 did you guys all have the same idea by the way? or do you? is this a bug? because otherwise i'm just gonna say great minds must think alike. unable to join. try again. yeah, connecting. baron justin are you in? unable to join. oh shit, okay try again. are you sure? you know i gotta remake the lobby because the sweats keep joining.
19:07 i have to wait for it to time out again because you told me to try it. motherfucker. i'm hiding my screen. i need the music. i don't know that i'm having fun. there's your code. here's your sign. you can't keep saying there's your code and not post a code. there's a code! oh, i put it in the private chat instead. my bad y'all. say it wrong. wrong chat y'all.
19:48 wrong chat y'all wrong chat y'all and then i'm gonna say i'm gonna put in the hak to a gif wrong chat y'all talk to uh i like my salmon colored shorts how do i cocktoes wins salmon colored shorts oh i see i found you cock to uh yes hey we're in there now watch it be the same course yeah 100
20:39 i'm ready. is it disc golf simulator if you're not drinking a microbrew? i mean, i've got a cold brew. does that count? non alcoholic. oh my god, it is a sick... wait, no, no, no. it's easier course. it's easier course. that's fine. same course, different layout. this might not be a run up, actually. this might just be ascended. if we were ever gonna hole in one, this is the time, man. yeah. yeah.
21:08 yeah wait oh oh no i should have powered it oh give me that i should have birdied got a little cooler fucking cool dude okay okay press x right yes
21:36 i'm going back into mode. wait, this looks beauty too. that didn't fade. careful, it doesn't fade as much as you think it would. that is a bad hook. i hit the tree and went back. i'm the picnic table. what a putt, man. see, this is more like it. this is a little friendly. friendly course. i didn't use 100% power because i had to go over rock. that almost went in. wow. i wonder when the first game of disc golf was ever played.
22:17 it feels like 1986. i was gonna say like 2007. okay, so this is the same area but it's just the holes are in different places. exactly, yeah. i feel like there were some hippies back then though or like back in the 70s that could have been disc golfing. i'm trying to do... all right, i'm dumb guy. okay, yeah, i did it right this time. yes. can you move please? i'm trying to shoot.
22:54 i was really kind of him to give me that one. rick, man. started in the 60s, formalized in the 70s. oh, so you mean ruined. ruined in the 70s. there you go. he's wild. i think there should be multiple baskets and like this, there's like a small one that if you hit, you get like extra point or extra minus points. i did too late fumbled. fumbled. oh, i fumbled.
23:28 okay, okay. that's... oh, yeah, i'll come back now. greasy roll, man. oh, bullshit! that was a mid range. what are you talking about, putter? that was a little gentler. oh, maybe not a mid range. okay, you were right, game. my bad. now watch this drive. amazing putt. incredible putt. oh, no. just went right into the water. good thing you got boats to yourself.
24:02 i like that you can go to like the whole cam. yeah, i love the whole cam. and see it coming. love seeing it coming from the whole cam. her pov. you don't see that that much. it's an untapped market. that's a good idea, man. right to the pole. her point of view. i'm trying to just smash the chains, you know? judas priest, i'm going to break them.
24:34 is that like, has anybody ever done that? randy johnson like bursting up the bird when he's throwing it. has anybody ever bursted the chains? like they severed a chain with the speed of their disc? yeah, like every ghost come bursting through the wall, bursting the chains. i hope so. one of us is having a stroke for sure. it's been happening for a few years.
25:05 no, that's good, that's good cuz that means it's not just me. what the hell? i think one of you hit me with your disc. i think you struck my disc in mid air when i was shooting. he struck my disc, yeah. i bite my thumb at you and you struck me right in the disc. told me, shelby, he struck me in the disc. he did disc slab me. fudge. damn, you almost got minus extra points.
25:37 i'll take it from me. this is a this is a run up mid range or you want to do it where you want to do a fairway? with no run up and a little under full power so i did a i didn't i didn't run up with under full power and it it fucking suck fucking okay, i got some distance this is doable. they make a putt guy. oh, yeah, maybe can you play this vr? oh
26:06 people just fucking whizzing their controllers across the room. ooh, nice. chained it. oh yeah. pretty fucking good man, that's pretty fucking good. i bet metallica is out here doing frisbee golf. i bet dude. this would have been a sick wii game, you're absolutely right. we got crazy on the wii. but we got red steel instead. instead we got red steel. we be knocking red steel, dawg. red steel's alright, he's got a point. they were like, oh this is revolutionary.
26:41 what's red steel? for the time! one weemo was a sword and the other one was a gun. what? yeah, that's true. sword and gun? sword and gun at the same time. i would just rather have two guns. almost chopped your damn legs off. speaks for the gamers. what about a sword that shoots bullets? that's like a bayonet. damn, you guys are crushing it here. this one's going well. yeah, i'm starting to get, i feel like i'm getting the hang of it. this is fucking bullshit.
27:13 is this tell me there's no curve because i don't want to believe it. mediocre throw. i'm getting trees. yeah, i nailed the tree. yes. six seven. yeah, i got a grant. anybody else? seven meters away. well, i'm 55 meters away. 55 burgers. i'm 104 away. just just throw into the trees buddy. let's go over here. incredible throw. my god. incredible throw. the clips are going to be so worth it, man.
27:49 i'm losing my mind on this one. like, the trees are magnets. ooh, into the water. 69 meters! i loved it. there's a lot of funny numbers out there when you think about it. mm hmm. he has a handful. only time i'm pissed to see 69 is at bingo. i feel like i never have it on my cards, man. uh, i got kicked? no, no, no, no, no, no. i'm in the lobby, man! oh, shit.
28:25 you can snipe the bogey. you guys can keep playing the last hole anyway, right? yeah. is it last hole? it is. maybe i was so good they're like you don't need to just finish early. did they give you your points for the reward track at least? i didn't see any pop up so probably not. devastating. it's okay. i do want to buy this. don't hit that tree you son of a bitch. oh this is so doable. obstacle warning.
29:07 i don't know why i said it like that. i'm accounting for fade where there ain't no fade. oh get in there, get in there. obstacle morning review. yes dude. i told you i had to tell you when i got the rare mariachi chucky drop bro. i know. i was freaking the fuck out. i, i, i, i. it's so good. i was loving it man. did you redeem it? did you get it? no i wasn't. i dare not make my presence known in the chat.
29:40 someone did i got it. you got to just spit out a funny line here and there and then fade away into the night that's how i close the tab click the follow button then close the tab. that's a classic all right now if you can people jump back in mouth, okay, i will change the course i will hide the code. it's it's full blast on my screen. i didn't hide in time. you may hear him oh, he's in he's out. i'm connecting you change your mind like a girl changes clothes, man. i
30:25 hmm. hmm. katy perry. tell me more. huh. katy perry? katy perry, baby. what does she know? katy katy katy perry. kissin' dirt and kissin' trudeau. part of our royal family. hell yeah.
30:45 perry and trudeau mm hmm there they're dating i don't even know unable to join oh great and now we got some your disc golf in the game so i got a son here can you go like damn it walk into a fire here get out of the game man stay whatever the hell we're and then you're gonna laugh to your little friends about it while freaking sniffing your farts
31:13 he'll be doing that. i pressed the kick button, but he's not even in so i can't kick him yet. and if i press the kick button again, the next time mal joins is going to kick mal. it's true. oh my god. he kicked him and he's going to kick me too. oh my god. i'm sure i keep trying to join it keeps saying unable. so i'll just keep going. oh wait, it looks like you got this spot. i'll stop doing it. nope. oh my god. i think it would be just faster to remake honestly. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.
31:45 oh my god, but if i do squeak in just think of the box. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god that's true. oh my god. i thought we were clip farm and holes in one but oh wait, there's now a lobby. i'm gonna name i have a feeling that the like the fighting for joining is what's breaking it, you know? yeah, this is how it feels still says connecting. this is good news you definitely can't tell your viewers to walk into a fire. they're not my viewer. oh, you know what? checkmate.
32:19 but where do you think the line is? do you think it's okay to say, i can't say what i think you should do, but you should do it? yeah. i didn't say anything because i say that shit all the time. really? that's far too vague to be problematic. all right, i'm going to make a new lobby because... yeah. yeah, nah, it's fair. but first i'm going to go into the multiplayer menu and block samir. yes. samir, you're over. yeah, you've been samir nuffed.
32:53 so do i have to equip my new disc if i buy a new disc? you gotta put them in your disc bag. bro, what's with the fucking gendered pants though? what are we doing here man? you can't wear these pants if you don't got that persuasion. okay, okay. let me wear some goddamn leggings. all right, where's my oh yeah, there's my disc bag. oh, i didn't buy a disc, whatever. and no one liked the hucktua gift so i'm just gonna go eat that.
33:32 you gave me long enough. yeah, we'll just pretend that wasn't in there. you go to this. this one's interesting because there's i was gonna say there's only three slots but a fourth one opened up huge. coming game is kind of a sigh because it has me wanting to play this golf irl
34:00 yeah, a little bit, a little bit. even like three days ago, i was like, why do you need more than one disk? why don't you just throw it harder or lighter? now i'm like, i know a place i could go to mac and get it, get a couple of starter disks like so easily. oh, i'm ready. you can't be showing the screen. i think until everyone's in. i'm not showing this screen ever. we were in it. we were readied up and the game was about to start. i'm unable to join.
34:26 motherfucker man, this can okay. i was connecting for so long and then freaking samir deb's shoot me at the end. i just want to how we get in though i thought you blocked him or something. well, i don't know if that's even possible to be honest with now that's where you find out that that's actually one of the devs here's your code now if he gets in is not my fault man, i wait until i see everyone's physical avatar, okay
35:12 i wait for the avatar to appear. yeah, i don't trust it without mouth actually being there. yeah, it's connecting. i'm gonna be playing in my goddamn nightmares, dude. dude is invisible, man. yeah, i don't see bear or mouth. i didn't see the names, but no... no beatings. i see bear, but no mouth. oh, mouth just left for me. it says unable to join. so... i'm... maybe because i got kicked, like... let me just quit the game again. yeah, maybe a close reopen situation. devs?
35:54 this whole time we thought samir was the enemy, but it's actually the netcode. you know what? i can even invite you. i seem to be struggling a bit. ooh. i heard a boop. so a real question then to the disc golfers. like, how fricked will i be if i just try to go to a course with a single disc? what am i... am i... i think i could still be fine, right? i think you'd be fine because it's like... it's like... unless you know, you know?
36:32 yeah, it's like going. it's like playing golf with a $5000 set of clubs versus like a $500 set. like it's not going to make a difference if you've never played before. that's fair. that's very fair. i don't know what if it has like a local grocery stores logo on it like you got it from a charity barbecue or something. oh yeah, then that's probably pretty bad. how does a putter work? is it like way heavier so it doesn't go as far?
37:01 that makes sense. umm... it's not that much heavier, i don't think. it's just flat. oh, it's flat. oh, buddy. it's denser, that's for sure. am i bold enough to try that left side? i don't know. why wouldn't you go left side? because the right side's just all fairway. these trees are scaring me, dude. i'm going this way. pass the trees, please. ohhh, i'm in the trees and the rocks. uh oh. i shanked it.
37:33 i'm gonna weave it right through this right through this gap. huba shank. my new favorite. i like that. i like that. well, got in there anyway. all right. buh stank. huba spank. no branches. nah, i like that one less. i don't, i don't, yeah, but it's like now you're like, well, what on the human body is a huba and why are you spanking it? what would be a huba? it sounds like the nose to me for some reason. that's my huba. sounds like a, like a booba. but you're like, who's booba? huba. huba?
38:09 uba the russian kids show on netflix. what the fudge? i don't know why i ran up on that. don't go out of bounds on such a beautiful approach. you are a cruel motherfucker, man. uba. okay. here we go. and the fucking extra minus stroke would have been huge there. motherfucker, man. i had a steak au poivre recently. am i orson welles coated? a steak au poivre? oh yeah. is that how you say it? yeah. ah shit. what if instead of saying rosebud he was saying blumpkin?
38:47 be a whole different course of history now if you know there's a i forgot the name of the movie. there's a citizen kane reference in the new minions movie you might want to see it. i did see the preview for that when i went to see supergirl oh yucky, i was super well though i thought it was pretty bad now like terrible bad but like not good either not good at all in it's really not good. i
39:30 son of a... yeah, on the malfy scale it's an f for forget about it. yeah. well, so is minions to be honest. you don't need to see minions and monsters. oh really? you see all the discourse about like the minions, like were they there? were they nazis? and then the guy who made... one of the minions people had to like clarify like the minions were not involved in that.
39:58 they've really, i find that they've started to shy away from associating the minions with real life monsters, real life villains let's say. and now they mostly have them working for the kraken or the abominable snowman or something like that.
40:15 probably to free them from this sort of prickly discourse that they've gotten themselves involved in. yeah, yeah. i can't stop thinking about stefan saying that the minions did 9 11 but they were the ones that crashed into a field. that's been on my mind for days. wait, i'm a damn genius? off the branch into the chains?
40:51 the minions are scum? no, they're lower than scums. they're lower than scum, yeah. and people keep talking about like, oh it's so cool, like minionese. bro, have you seen any minions movies? minionese is literally just like italian. it's just italian but when they see something cute they say like kawaii. that's it. oh what's that quote? get ready to learn minionese bud. get ready to learn minionese. yeah i like that. tap that in. i wish for a birdie.
41:27 i mean there's no such thing as a good minion. dead minion. it's inherently a bad name like you don't want to be a minion. yeah. or henchman. there is a lean actually. yeah i keep forgetting to do the lean. that would help me there. i forgot there was a lean and by that i mean i never knew there was a lean until just now. lean cuisine. left right straddle. oh my god. chad i've seen the movie they're not good guys.
41:54 bro, it's so funny. i have the ui for both keyboard and controller going simultaneously here. i don't understand how that's possible. i'm really happy with my new controller now that it works. the controller is so nice. i think it was windows' fault. into the water? i'm re throwing. oh, spaghettios. oh, come on. into different water? i'm moving to lie. if they took the water in the trees out of this, i mean, it would be huge for us. let's put it that way. oh yeah, big time. that would be gigantic.
42:37 i'm hitting some crazy shots. i'm hitting some crazy shots. i'm definitely improving which is nice to feel. it's nice to experience growth. experience tranquility. you guys want to become overwatch streamers? oh, i guess so. could be the move. you never know, you might be able to play with elon. wait, doesn't he play dota or something? he doesn't play anything but he's uh...
43:12 he's a fan of a lot of games though. dude you can get paid to play overwatch for elon. that's my retirement plan. low key kind of a dream job. cool boss, great game. free neural link. yeah my rates like a hundred million dollars. it'd be like oh yeah that makes sense. perfect throw. that's the straightest line ever. wow. except the frisbee still went to the left. they got cybertrucks in canada? yes unfortunately yeah.
43:52 i said it before but like it's funny that the stereotype in america is that it's always some like crypto bro podcast guy driving them in america because literally in vancouver it's 100% chinese grandpas. that rocks. i see him, i probably see a couple a day and it's 100% like 70 year old chinese dudes driving the cybertruck here. that is crazy.
44:19 there's one guy i see a cybertruck at the shooting range believe you're not and that's surprising it's it's a painted what the fuck it's painted to be like flat black and it's got a bunch of like tactical things on the roof that's so sick. it's really cool. i said split the split the fence post i feel like that's got to count for something. i tried a shortcut. i
44:46 this golf does suck when your frisbee bounces on the ground and then slides between like a razor thin gap in the fence and then shoots like 50 yards out of bounds. you've never wished for like a spherical ball more than a disc than in that moment. big time. ricky somehow just timed someone out it was confusing because all they said was yo but it reminds me how i was watching chiblee's stream the other day while doing the dishes
45:15 and a little bit of water splashed onto the screen and pulled up someone's name and hit ban on them. i was amazed at how that all happened. that's what i'm gonna say every time it happens from now on. yeah, i was just doing the dishes. see you in the clip. gimme. oh, he chained it, nice. ah, the fade. fuck. almost cool. i love the way he like flips the disc around in his hands before he throws it. dick chain. motherfucker. oh.
46:02 you think dick cheney puts his dick in these cheney's he's dead man. he died in hell. he's been with pinhead how did he die time? i? heard like the match game music in my head. oh okay, it's fucking bullshit man
46:37 don't hit the oh my god. i clipped a branch, but i'll take it. mother fudgin' tree trunk. thank you, rock. thank you, dwayne the rock johnson. you know what? we're going over the water. jesus christ. thank you, rock. i think i have to get closer to throw this over the water. i ain't gonna make it. i'm gonna try. double perfect. and yet, it's still go oh no. perfect run up. that ain't making it. ooh, there we go. no. there we go. move to lie.
47:15 that's pretty, that's on a, ooh birdhouse. oh here we go, the straddle. oh, couldn't get it. this thing really curves like crazy. wait. oh no, not the water. oh it was an all time legendary shot too. ooh. lost you. no pressure, no pressure, no pressure. watch this natural fade bro. it's like a red frisbee, what the heck? you're making fun of my felon?
47:58 he just wanted us to play this game so he could show off all the cool stuff he has that we know him. yeah, sean's watching frisbee. oh, don't roll out of the gap in range. ooh, this one, okay. just send it up. i'm gonna believe i'm doing a run up. i'm gonna kinda fuck with this one, but i think it's gonna work. i think there's gotta be a way for me to throw this thing further. yeah, this is like as far as we were throwing it in the fourth grade, man. yeah, yeah. we're missing a button that lets you use your arm.
48:38 let me spin and throw this shit like a like yeah, or not a shot. yeah, yeah oh, oh, oh that was a beautiful thing it got really close the bucket hat and shirt combo is really yeah it really is i was i was throwing a frisbee 90 meters in the fourth grade easy it's all about it's just knowing how to put spin on it bro. sit on it and spin
49:12 was throwing it in such a way that like when you grabbed it like when you caught it it was still spinning in your hand like a saw blade. i was throwing the types of lasers that would have people going like this after they caught it. i can't see it's an easy fan in the hand in front of what i am yeah, i figured he was doing like a jerk off motion they started jerking off because it was yeah, that's so hot there like it's so cool. yeah. yeah, don't be out of bounds you're out of bounds you piece of shit run it up. oh
49:50 dang it. i gotta go oh, come on. frick you and your stupid air physics. out of bounds? dude, i couldn't have aimed it any more to the right and it's fucking out of bounds again. like, i can't go far enough. oh, the only thing that's in bounds is the green, man. pretty much. like, how am i supposed to get there? oh, that's way too far. here we go. they'll just throw it over here. i'm just gonna aim completely this way, i guess, to make it go where i need it to go. oh my god, no! i'm pissed. i'm pissed.
50:31 sweet i need you to fall back a few strokes here this time. oh my miss at all yeah, watch this is getting dunked bro. are you kidding me? are you freaking here comes the dunk? it's getting there get in there get in there oh my fucking and it slides out of bounds. oh my god. it's gonna go out of bounds in the water, bro it's already out of bounds cuz the course is drawn so ridiculously. yeah triple bogey don't bounce don't ridiculous course man. it really is a little he works. oh
51:07 this one's going in that's in there dude oh my fucking god don't you do it to him again oh sorry 50 centimeters out of bounds actually whoever designed this course was like handed divorce papers on their way to work and meanwhile this goes here i'm just maybe i know nothing it is cool that the disc golf developers are called uh spin out or what does your shirt say
51:44 spin off? spin off whatever. oh, but i don't spin off. it's like crashing out, but you're you're spinning it it's like a super crash out. you're just like a tornado of fury. watch this. i've been feeling that way. yeah oh, oh, i almost threaded it. fucking fucked it. alright. it's really pretty good. okay. aim up here a little bit. i'm gonna give it like 75% juice. alright, that was the way too much juice it turns out. no, a little higher.
52:26 oh, what a birdie. here comes, here comes, here comes. here comes the disc. double bogey. this is catastrophic for my chances, man. rose playing like usa in the round of 16. someone in the peloton discord said their coworker posted a meme that said the usa beats belgium, five four, they found four.
52:56 right in goals at 3 a.m. and this shit got me laughing. i was yucking it up, man. i was yucking it up at the content of the meme. i was yucking it up at the... so the inappropriateness of someone sharing that in like a work slack or something like that. just fully yucks. fully yucks, man. i was gonna say, i'm so uh... i'm a little jealous that you get to avoid like so much discourse. oh yeah! it's been so badly.
53:30 and i don't even go seek it out really. it just keeps happening. i'm just trying to be on the right side of history. well wishes to my good friend mitch mcconnell. i heard he's going through something right now. he'll be 20 minutes. last night he's fine. he'll be fine. he'll bounce right back. that's actually great news, man. he'll bounce right back. that took that way too long. a young spry guy like that? he's got so much like... what's that?
54:01 no, i was gonna say dangly neck meat. that's honestly that's like a armor. it's like the nutrients are stored there. i work in a hospital we call that armor. you're actually unhealthy if you don't have that because that's the first thing your body needs when it enters a state of crisis. doesn't have everything the body needs. it can't be that serious right because i heard his wife like is in china or something like that.
54:29 so is justin. obviously like for her. she must be okay. he must have dropped her a text or something that was like don't worry about it. don't let it ruin your trip. she was going over there to get the michael jackson robot that they could just slap his skin on. you see that video? well i've seen a couple of michael jackson robot videos. this one where he's doing the moonwalk and then just eat shit and lays there while the song's playing for like another 20 seconds. yeah i've seen that one. i've seen that one. oh it's so good.
55:02 what the fuck? oh well. that shit went ding dong in there knocking. it did go ding dong. they're knocking after the ding dong immediately. they're knocking after the ding dong. that's not gonna be acceptable. you gotta run. run don't walk. that's a problem. what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna open up the camera and i'm gonna look. i'm gonna judge what they look like. mm hmm. nothing wrong with that. you got a clipboard i ain't answering. you got a clipboard, i'm not answering shit. no, that's not the number one sign you ain't answering that door. you got the most listening sign up justin?
55:34 i gotta put one up. you gotta put one up, man. do people respect it? does that work? well, i just point at it now. yeah, that's... because they don't respect it, but then they, like, if you force them to acknowledge it, there's no getting around it. you know the little, like, the segues without the stick? yeah. yeah.
55:56 i had a guy come rolling up to my front door in one of those recently and then ring the bell and knock and i just stared at him on the camera for a while. literally the preferred method of transportation for guys handing out flyers for like getting you to be part of their landscaping business. he's fucking tearing ass away on the block on one right now. it's a different guy though. there he goes. what if on the clipboard were just a bunch of checks for 10 million dollars? fuck, i didn't think about that. you didn't want them to blow away.
56:30 mitch mcconnell's neck us see thank you for the gift sub oh no told you you have to be looking kind like a pussy a bit that joke was already done in gold member that's right
56:46 yeah, that's where marvel got the idea for end credits scenes. i don't think we've spoken ryan since they that since michael myers said he's gonna be doing a new austin powers movie. wait, really? because mal's been telling me about this for literally like 12 years. austin powers 4 since at least 2010 i think.
57:10 get samir in next round? no, samir's dead to us. bro, this motherfucker is trying to spam every chat i feel like. this is not y'all's time. get the fuck out of here. golfnet also was bragging about how far america made it in the world cup versus canada. bro, they literally made it two days further than us. they made it two days further than us. show some respect. they were the last standing concacaf team.
57:36 i don't really know anything about how the world cup went other than my croatian friends were flipping the fuck out and saying it was rigged. yeah, that's the new thing is if your team loses, it's always rigged but some of the games were some of the games are there some suspects call? well, the injury time went on for a really long time in the croatia portugal game that is a magnificent throw not great and then it ended it poorly. i
58:12 oh my god, that sucked. what a fucking troll. funk. i love hitting the chains. are they gaming? so satisfying, man. no one was saying canada vs. morocco was rigged. that's how you know it's rigged, man. morocco, one of the goated flags. oh, one of the best. how many guns are on it? none. big star though. then it's not good. yeah. yeah. who has the guns again? was it mozambique? there's a couple, i think. mozambique though, right? they got an ak, don't they? i think so.
58:51 that's the name of a gun in apex legends. that's true. mozambique? that's true. so that might be why. that could be why. that could be why. i'm suggesting that the country design their flag after the game apex legends. right. why is the gun so shitty though? right. that is the problem. oh. operator error. i'm into ak. it's funny that i got offended that you said an ak was shitty. what happened to me? you ever bring a mozambique to the range? i don't know, buddy.
59:21 yeah, showing up the range of my mozambique. yes, sir. let's try 59. too much. a little too much juice. i'm being spammed by people telling me to go lower on my shot. just so you know, on the drive. like lower angle? yeah, lower angle. people are saying lower angle on the drive will help you. does it have like a lift?
59:47 yeah, i think the higher you put it up there's more wind up there right? sure, yeah, honestly i should try that. that makes sense. this is the one with the wacky out of bounds isn't it? i don't know, i'm not one to be talking, i'm plus 13 so... it is the one with the wacky out of bounds. i'm aiming at the fountain. that's about it, yeah, i think you're right. i think he's right. come on wind, take it over, fairway. what if you hit the geyser though and then it launched you up and... oh my god, dude i landed in the fountain, how does that even happen?
1:00:21 they're also saying give it some tilt to the opposite of fade direction and that i'm just going to tell you i don't know what to do about that. yeah, i don't look at the numbers when they say opposite of fade direction. do they mean like if it's fading left? i want to give it a little to the right, i guess so that it's like make it go more left. well that you want it to it turns a little to the right so it counteracts the natural fade.
1:00:50 i'm so pissed off right now. i almost chained it. i can't stop going out of bounds, man. he almost hit the shot of a lifetime there. oh, you fucking asshole. it was actually a beautiful fucking shot too. i think there should be a motive. this is just whoever gets in the basket first. yeah, like a speed run. yeah. mario golf style. doesn't matter how long or how many. the green line is the fade. no kidding.
1:01:24 i wasn't going to mention it, but because you brought it up justin, like it's so funny to me that they are of the opinion that we would be willing to concede one of our slots so that their friend can come in and show off to us how good they are at this game. i was fucking with you on twitter. you're starting to piss me off a little bit. that's elite level putting. yes it is. thank you. i appreciate that game. you guys want to run another 19 on this? cause it's a gentle course.
1:01:51 easily. yeah. was this a general course? are there other courses we have to go to? justin and i are like fighting for our lives. yeah. well, you know, i changed the course up. let's see. i mean, baldr is all sorts of fucked up, but i guess we got no choice. let's do the easiest baldr. sure. why does thor have a day but baldr doesn't? i would love every i'd be walking into bald's day. like, it's like the opposite of wednesday.
1:02:30 yeah, yeah. like hey man today i'm gonna fall. you know? i'm going green again. yeah i'm green screened. i'm green. don't worry you can come back from green. you can come back. we've seen us. we've seen many green screen comebacks.