Oh those halcyon days (Disc Golf Masters)

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0:00 i think so. i may be right next to you. the shutter may have been up, but there was like a... let's say the shutter was down. it was a frosted window. i didn't have cock out. i was just in my underwind. oh shit, it's the same hole. oh fuck, okay. i didn't have any kids ask me to do that, thankfully, in that school. i did have a kid epic prank me and pee all over the toilet paper on purpose.
0:32 that's like on the roll. you ruin the whole roll. he beat on the roll. that's crazy. that's a mess. it kind of is a good one though. so you grabbed it and you were like, no, i saw it was like a fucking leaky wet mess hanging on the wall. did y'all ever have a sink shitter? not a sink shitter. we had a sink shitter one year and it was like, like the principal came into the classroom. it was the principal.
1:01 the principal came to our classrooms to like grill everyone and be like who shit in the sink. that's a american. i need to see if you have a rectangle imprint. no one fessed up to it. when i was in the dorms in my first year of college, we did have two seniors come back to the dorms obviously like insNLy drunk.
1:24 and they were like, we used to live here, we used to live here. and we were like, wow, that's so cool, you guys are really cool. and then they got into the bathroom and stood on the sink and then just both pissed in two different sinks at exactly the same time. and everyone was like, what the fuck? what the fuck? i'll cop to it. i thought it was funny as fuck. i still think it's funny to this day.
1:51 you ever, uh, we used to go to a bar and the men's room had a toilet and a urinal and one of us would stand at the toilet pissing in the urinal and the other one would stand at the urinal pissing in the toilet. that's so cool. that shit was so funny. it was really cool. that's so good. and we'd all be quoting ghostbusters about crossing the streams. across the streams, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. the classic.
2:15 just like normal male bonding. yeah, try doing this. that's how i tried. ladies, ladies try doing that. always. they're gonna do it. they're gonna do it. they're gonna show you. oh shit. we're going. oh please. please don't show. oh yeah. this is a piss guy. alright, check this out. now this does nothing for me. i i'm telling you people who like shit like that have superpowers. i'll say it. it does less than nothing for me.
2:47 yeah, yeah. but imagine it did something for you? you just go find that shit off. go move to like new york city. you're gonna be fucking hard the whole time. i don't think it's like a puddle of piss does it for you. yeah, i guess i don't really understand it. i refuse to believe that. also, i guess it would kind of suck to just be hard the whole time. i don't really think much about it. until someone calls for it right now.
3:17 yeah, it's true. no one ever pulled out a hard one on wan's out. that would be crazy. that actually would be so odd. that would be fucking beast mode if you said wan's out and then you just pulled out his hard dick. i've seen so many dicks in my life, but i've seen so few hard dicks and i think that's good.
3:38 yeah i got i'm thankful for that justin the the the the number of dicks i have seen went up drastically after you told me about blue sky. people were i think it's not that way anymore because now now blue sky like marks.
3:57 accounts as adult and then like won't put it in the feed. oh, okay. but yeah, early blue sky was just... i remember i would play the game on stream right back. all right, i'm gonna scroll blue sky. let's see how many posts we can get without a cock and i'd never make it more than like two. if you went to like suggested or whatever it would just be cocks. all cocks, yeah. and a lot of, you know, i'm happy for people that are proud in their bodies.
4:22 couldn't be me because there were a lot of motherfuckers like looking like me or worse just with their shit out. i'm like damn you're just putting that whole thing out there. i am jealous of people's self confidence. it is really nice like it must be so nice. i remember the early days of like algorithmic twitter where it was still like 90 percent your followers and following
4:49 but then every once in a while they put in a dash cam video of someone getting decapitated or something. but every friday, fursuit friday would be trending. so it would be like, hey, my new indie game came out today, why don't you give it a try? and then we can't let this guy become president. and then the next one would just be a dude in a fursuit.
5:13 just on his bed like, do you like what you see? i am a 37 year old fox fur from bethesda, maryland. and i'm like, damn, oh man, we can't let this guy become president, man. we gotta, we gotta stop this. that's good stuff. i don't, i don't think i've, i'm thinking about your comment about how many dicks you've seen in your life. i don't, i don't think i've seen more than like 10. 10 penises. they're like, like irl. 10 irl penises.
5:52 i gotta be in maybe like the, i'd say probably under 100. are we like this is a, i'm being a little deliberate with my phrasing. because like in the locker room you just be, you could see like 10 per trip to the locker room. we didn't have no locker room. like you guys after gym class? you didn't? no, you just go to your next class. like in jeans or like? i mean there was like a changing area but there weren't like showers or anything.
6:25 you didn't have the prison shower where it was just i'll tell you that. people would like maybe swap their gym shorts for shorts. yeah, that was our situation. yeah, we had showers but no one would there use those, man. yeah, yeah. you would be murdered. really? not like actually murdered but you would be made fun of for the rest of the day. yeah, you would definitely with a mat and a log in. you would have got stirred relentlessly. yeah, yeah. see, it was the opposite at our school. the cool guys were using the showers.
6:52 and it was the nerds who were like, we're not gonna use the shower because like i don't want to get naked. did you go to the did you go to high school in the 1950s? i thought it was one of the kids who went to hockey, who had already been used to this like locker room culture. we're like, yeah, fuck it. we know what it's like. we'll just get naked and shower in the ninth grade gym class. yeah, we had no hockey either.
7:19 all the point dexter's like me were like i'll just not even put on any deodorant i'll just change my shorts for jeans and go to computer class the x ray was so huge the big sport at my school was lacrosse oh damn it's increasingly sounding like you went to like stanford preparatory high school big lacrosse team you failed if you got a c minus
7:43 i'm on green screen just so you know. no! i don't know what you were doing to fix that with last time. me too, me too. oh shit, okay i probably have to remake then. i will say you are giving me like fear flashbacks of like the rush of like trying to swap pants before anyone sees you dick. my dick was not out, i didn't change underpants. i think most of the kids in my gym class would just keep jeans on or shorts. or like even changing a shirt.
8:12 i don't want anyone to see my little my little chubby body. oh, i understand that. i remember getting like getting like body dysmorphia as a child in like elementary school because i was like really self conscious of wearing like a basketball jersey because i was a little chubby and like where my armpits met my chest i would get like a little pinch of flesh.
8:41 okay, yeah, the flesh and like that made me so on like so embarrassed. what do i have to do to get out of this? do i just have to close the game? i don't know screen. i don't to be honest. i don't know. what did you do justin? are you still on green? you know what's crazy is that like it's how do you know it's body dysmorphia because like isn't that where i mean, i guess it's not body dysmorphia, but it's just like very uncomfortable feeling about like my body because like body dysmorphia is like
9:16 my vision of my body is like getting distorted in my own brain. but what if you're the only person who's actually seeing yourself for what you are? can i tell you a crazy thing? i did have a therapist tell me once it was dysmorphia. but i was like, i think my brain just can't visualize some things right. but like, if i try to picture myself in my head, and this has gotten a little better now that i stare at myself on a camera every fucking day. but i...
9:44 i picture my head as like the size of a pinpoint and my body is like infinitely impossibly large. you know what i mean? like i cannot, i can't get the proportions right. like a, like a goomba from the super mario brothers movie? but a hundred times more exaggerated. like the dude in the waiting room in beetlejuice? yeah, even more than that. yeah. but like that's, that's like the right, that's the right ballpark. yeah. yeah.
10:12 like if you were to draw it on a piece of paper, you would do like a single dot with a pen and then the body would fill the rest of the page. really? yeah, yeah. okay, like baymax from big hero 6. is this dramatic for you that i keep bringing up fucked up fictional characters? i know that's not the case, but like if i just cannot picture my body in my head, it's weird. i just see a goblin when i picture myself. a goblin?
10:46 i'm picturing the cover art of goblin cock and that's what you're picturing. did you ever see goblin cock? goblin cock? i don't think so. i don't think so. it's like, i don't think it's a band i like would enjoy it all. all bands. there's a band called goblin cock and would you know it the cover of their record is a goblin with a big cock. that makes sense. yeah. i bet their music is really good. what the hell was i thinking? are they like grindcore or something? i truly have no idea. i think it might be like like just like metal.
11:17 classical no it's not like 12 second song just like no i don't think so i could be wrong though would they be invited to the head bangers ball probably i will say i'll reiterate i've not heard gothic i've only ever seen the album art much like that bear doing things never heard big bear doing things but i know it's a great album cover hey justin did you see how's game show stream last night
11:45 yeah, did you see when he watched the new british well for him new british game show from 1993? yeah with the impersonators. yeah that was what i saw yes the most caucasian man on earth being like today i'm gonna be michael jackson and then it was oh good him coming out and doing like a i mean like a six out of ten michael jackson impression. yeah. yeah, i
12:14 that was a that was a the lady who came out and cindy lauper fucking killed it. she was doing a great job. yeah. i know some of the people in chad. there's like an overlap. so i apologize if this is you. but there was somebody going in chat about how like girls just want to have fun is one of the best pop songs ever made. they said it like two or three times and i was like i agree with them. oh come on. one of the best pop songs ever made. girls just want to have fun.
12:42 it's one of the it's an all timer for sure. it's fun. i think it's written by a man as if that's like that's an own. i do think like i'm not really a fan of pop music but i like that song. i have a cute story about that song which is that as a in senior kindergarten it came on i think my parents had a cindy lauper listen we do think you were just saying don't bring up the schooling thing we do things differently
13:15 we do two years of kindergarten, you do one year of pre k and then one year of something called kindergarten. we do junior kindergarten and senior kindergarten. it's two different things, okay? junior and senior is so funny. well, what the fuck is pre k? that's before kindergarten. what's the difference between pre k and kindergarten? motherfucker, what's the difference? what makes it pre? what makes it pre? it's before kindergarten. yeah, but what's the functional difference between that and kindergarten?
13:41 i feel like in pre k we'd like just kind of played with toys and in kindergarten they tried to teach you something. bro, my kid is in kindergarten all they do is play with toys every once in a while they're like what happens if you have one toy and you want another one that's it they're like that's two toys. you gotta admit senior kindergarten is kind of funny. senior kindergarten sounds like like thinking like an old folks home.
14:09 i'm gonna fucking freak out. it's like a day at kindergarten. well at least at our schools we don't have police officers and metal detectors every day. you're gonna turn me into that motherfucker. fuck. you got me. you got me. oh man. well that's because i was bringing my gun to school. i forgot you grew up in philly. well, i grew up outside of philly. sometimes it might be worse actually in some ways. our town was like bought by like uh basically like
14:44 huge trump dude. ah, that sucks. oh my god. my my my disc is like just rolling down the hill like a fucking rubber tire that was amazing. you know that mcdonald's that he he like the drive thru ad or whatever. oh, yeah yeah, that was like 15 minutes from my house. that's so awesome. you know, none of those people got what they ordered that day. oh my god chicken nuggets and ketchup
15:17 am i standing on the bridge like on them you are you are standing on that little bridge that's so sick damn yeah, we didn't have metal detectors. what i wonder if they do now probably not though. i don't think mine i don't think mine does it's not easy to get a gun in new york like like i knew like one family that had a gun i think i just make an uzi on the island and your army jacket line and if i remember correctly what the fuck that's from?
15:53 new york state of mind by nos. i let nos go a while ago, but it's it's yeah, that's fine. alright fast and the furious nice, but i uh, what's it called? yeah, so new york city is much harder than new york state is all. no i only knew one family that had guns and i remember this which is this is a psychotic memory.
16:18 and uh, it's probably good that i'm alive. because it was one of those friendships that i got like forced into it. oh yeah. just because my mom was friends with their mother. and like i, you know, we would go there to hang out and she'd be like, alright go play with him. and i'd be like, oh. and so i was playing with him, i'm probably like six. and he was like, i found the keys to my dad's gun safe. you want to see the guns? holy shit. and i was like, like not really. yes.
16:43 and then he pulled out a gun and got the gun and pointed it in my mouth. and i'm like really lucky it wasn't loaded. holy shit. crazy memory. it's like a commercial on tv man. what are they called? the psa.
17:04 my life like a movie! my life like a movie! my gruff crying dog says don't put a gun in your friend's mouth. yeah, yeah. that's a fucked up memory. i feel like if you were like 15 you might be like well so what he didn't shoot him but as someone who basically is like i have a six year old like yeah yeah i was like six and he was eight or nine. that could have gone really wrong. they don't know what they're doing at all.
17:36 i found the key to the gun safe immediate first thought is to put it in this kid's mouth. yeah, it was uh... he didn't pull the trigger did he? no he did. it was thanks to you. what? we pulled the trigger? yeah, immediately. holy fucking shit. yeah. did it go click? uh, no there was no click i don't think. did your head get smaller? yeah, no crazy shit.
18:07 that's that justin that might be the craziest story out of all your crazy stories i've ever your mom is just in the kitchen having like a cup of tea or something. yeah. yeah, they were just drinking coffee bro, yeah. yeah, that reminds me this time. i found my the key to my dad's gun. oh god
18:34 what happened to that guy? no clue. no clue. i think my mom stopped being friends with the mother when i was like 13. do you know his name? let's look him up. yeah, i'm probably trying to look him up. let's look him up right now. bro, i would definitely look him up because he's probably done some horrible things. i don't know.
18:54 that's like the story i told you about like a high school bully, right? that i told you and then i looked up his name and it was like yeah he was arrested for beating up a swan in a park in florida. jesus christ. i looked up when i saw on facebook i looked up a high school bully and uh and they were now a like prolific uh drag queen and i was like ah good for them. fuck it, i'll say it. yeah, they're probably going through some shit. people don't. they're probably repressing some shit. people don't forget. no excuse.
19:25 i wasn't really bullied. i was just witnessed to bullying by them. what? there was another kid, there was a... i see, i see, i see. one of the kids i went to school with who was a pants to the floor at the urinal pisser. and like would get relentlessly bullied. i remember looking him up once and be like, oh man, i wonder how that guy wound up. and his facebook was wedding photos.
19:49 except he was cosplaying as cloud from final fantasy. his wife was also cosplaying as someone. that's a great read though. and i was like awwww. it'd be so funny if he was doing great with his pants down. they both had their pants down.
20:06 i was very heart warmed to see that. yeah, but okay, but like we have to say that. but getting married in cloud strife cosplay is kind of fucking insane. it's really funny, but like this is only only tetsuya nomura knows the real me. like that's crazy. what if meanwhile i'm fucking 41 and single? make it make sense. you just haven't found your chifa yet, man. like on the wedding day, you're cloud?
20:36 it's just, i guess i just don't get it. maybe i'm close minded. maybe you were more of a riku guy. uh, well those are two different, two different games. oh, was that final fantasy 8? that's final fantasy 10, bro. 10? aw, they're all blend. that wasn't, that wasn't waka and blitzball. bro, that's 10. that's 10? that's 10, bro! waka? 8 is gunblade. 8 is the gunblade and the spherical card game. you saying waka unlocked another memory?
21:11 where this was the singer for my band, my buddy who lives here in richmond. he was living in brooklyn at the time above a tattoo shop and he went out to smoke a cigarette and waka flocka flame was there. and he was like, hey man, can i get a photo? and flocka's response was, hey if it helps you get pussy, man. all right, that's cool. i think that's a funny way to approach someone asking for your photo. we should try that. that's what i did wrong, maybe. using that as a response to can i get a photo, not trying to get pussy.
21:44 yeah, yeah. or we should try meeting waka waka. waka waka. wait, this is like an aussie bear, what the fuck? his name's not waka waka, this time for africa, the shakira song. waka waka. hard in the paint's a great song, i'm not gonna deny it. i don't think i know a waka a waka flame song, to be honest. oh man.
22:21 that's kind of the only one i know. i do know the phrase, i go hard in the motherfucking paint. i know that. yeah, stop there. of course. that's it. i was gonna say don't keep singing the next word in the song is a song. i didn't even know. you shouldn't be saying. dude, i had a crazy moment yesterday. i was talking and you could, librarian, go back and find the chat messages because this was crazy to me.
22:45 i was talking about like some shit about chappelle's show season two and then people were like you can't reference that guy anymore and i said okay but in 2004 we didn't know he was gonna say that shit i'm not saying you have to defend though i'm just saying we didn't know but then people started acting in chat like i was mad that dave chappelle was saying the n word
23:03 the realization dawned on me so slowly because it seemed so insane that i was like what? and they were like, he could say it, he could say it. then somebody was like, i'll say it. and then they typed like the aversion that was like close to it. but
23:23 not, oh, i'm getting so close to the edge and automod caught it. but i was like, are you guys like actually stupid? that's not why people are mad at dave chappelle, bro.
23:36 they're mad at him for other reasons. his comedy sucks. i got a message for you from ricky, which is when i was streaming ocarina at a time to like 10ccv, wakaflocka's best friend came in the chat and said it was his and waka's favorite game of all time. that's so sweet. and that waka was trying to start a streamer agency and would bring me on. yo!
23:56 the guy sent me his instagram. it was all pictures of him and waka smoking weed and drinking lean. god, that rocks. that is so fucking awesome. rick. yeah. well, why the fuck aren't you on his agency, man? the waka flocka streamer agency. what could go wrong? i don't know anything about it. i don't even know what that guy looks like. he got my nfts shortly thereafter. that tracks. i would know waka flocka flame if i saw him.
24:30 but it would help me if he was wearing the same hat he's wearing in the gif where he goes. i know the gif. i know the gif. classic gif. i don't know if i'm making this one. i'm trying to gather cool people. i'm jealous. my mom met flavor flav several times and i never got through. that was upsetting to me. it's crazy that flavor flav is cool.
25:02 when there's so much that could be like working for him not to be cool. yeah. famous at a young age, pretty old, like, but he's he's was on flavor of love on vh1 famously. one of her coworkers was his niece and he would just stop by sometimes. but one of the best shows i ever saw was salt and pepper with public enemy because it was half a public enemy set and half just like flavor, flavor stand up.
25:34 he was just riffing. it was great. it was killing, dude. the audience was going nuts. that shit was so fun. check this shit out. he's the clock guy, right? he's the big clock guy. public enemy was sick. public enemy is still sick. yeah. yeah. this is like, i swear that this is not a lie. i was a huge nwa guy in college to the point where like for my birthday one year, my friends got me a poster of nwa and i put it in my room.
26:11 that's so, i mean i love it. but even i have to acknowledge. but it's very funny. that in, and i mean this was like 2008, it was not like right when they were popular. yeah, yeah. but even i will acknowledge that in 2026 all the nwa stuff reads like larping. like dr. dre and ice cube are not doing that shit. and all the public enemy stuff is aged like rage against the machine.
26:40 yes, 100%. i think a lot of public enemy, or not public, a lot of nwa was kind of warpy, no? yes, absolutely. i mean ice cube was saying he was going to eat the cops. he was saying that. i don't think he did it. he said he would mix them and cook them in a pot like gumbo. he wasn't just going to take them out. he was going to... but in the music video, they do have ak 47s. yes, ak 47 is the tool. it means nothing.
27:12 wait, justin has guns? oh man. we're gonna rethink his whole relationship. i say the wild wild west reference. i said he got mad weapons too? nice. oh, i don't want to see his hand. oh no, i got the rubber tire, justin. i got the rubber tire.
27:36 what a shot justin, what a shot. thank you, thank you. i know yeah don't show ice cube the clip i know he's gonna say oh hell no. nah he was like the only real guy in that crew i think. he was legit. who?
27:59 easy easy. yeah. okay. who's this? who's this? i think mc ren is like a he's like a pastor or something now. no shit. yeah, he used to be a sniper with a hell of a scope. that's crazy. don't want to see your hand where you're hip yet. all right. just keeps curving to the left and i don't really understand why because the little line wasn't going i guess me my me my whole life. yeah.
28:35 could be worse, could have no curve. you ever think about that? bet not. legit, i am not really, i don't really got much curve. no shame man. don't cock mog me. don't think that's bad. no it's a bad thing. why?
28:50 think the curve lets you access parts that you otherwise wouldn't be accessing all like the left and the right there's actually a piece of a heart canister in the left of the put dude i'm gonna get married as link imagimen yes, dude lincoln cargo shorts
29:17 i still can't get over them getting married as cloud strife. i hope that wasn't the way i hope that what they did like a photo shoot before the wedding and then they got married as their it i think it was like at the altar and memory serves this was a while ago, but i'm fucked up. that's the real me. i think if you're into that that's really cool more more power to him wouldn't be me dude. yeah, you know it's fair. it's such an app opportunity. oh muggle, but for cox. oh muggle.
29:55 it uses like an ai algorithm to like determine how handsome you are but like putting that on like your i wouldn't be winning anything on length, but i do think it's a nice looking dick. sorry. i don't feel you know i'm not gonna let you just hang there by yourself. there are times i look at mine and i go you know what it has its moments it not not impressive passively, but there are times where i'm like you're doing alright today. oh
30:25 the thing is like i like i said, i've seen like like roughly a hundred dicks in the wild there's some gnarly dicks out there in the wild there are absolute without a doubt justin what is your cock tattooed? no, no tattoos. no piercings on that thing tattooed cock would be kind of cool you think i am i rub off you just put like measuring lines on the side of it. oh
30:56 they're wrong. they're wrong. you put the centimeter markers would then have it say inches or something. now imagine this. that was horrible. that was horrible. that was mine. too far to the right. a grower who uses it to convert centimeters to inches. that's something. i like that.
31:32 i was imagining like you have a tattoo on your cock but like the middle of it's rubbed off from you jerking off too much. i feel like a tattoo wouldn't adhere great to a dick. adhere? well yeah like tattoos on your fingers and like a palm tattoo and lip tattoos they like fall out. well it's because yeah you replace the skin really fast right? yeah i just i have a feeling probably the same thing with the dick. maybe. i think it would look blurry.
32:03 get it get it get it pixelated i feel like i mean, i'll just say it. i think it would hurt a little bit i don't know if it would i feel like the shaft is pretty like it's it's there's no bone tattoos hurt against bone. oh, okay like my lip tattoo felt like nothing wouldn't you want to be erect when you get the tattoo? so that when you are erect, it looks good instead of like a
32:32 get it when you're flaccid, then when you're erect you'd be like, what the fuck is that? i gotta warm up for this real fast. getting tattooed in the porno world. that's true. it would bleed like crazy if you were hard. well, they're not tattooing the erectile tissue. i think you gotta get a little bit. i don't even know how tattoos work so i guess i shouldn't say anything. nah, that's fair. i would feel very weird having someone tattoo my hard dick. but also did you say
33:08 what if it felt awesome? did you say you had a lip tattoo? yeah, my inner lip. but it is completely faded out now. so it's faded out to the point now that it's just the letter k. oh no. what was it before? it said fuck. it said kiss here. it was just like a for fun... i was getting tattooed and the tattoo was quick and my friend was like, you want anything else? and i was like, yeah, throw some in my mouth.
33:38 crazy phrase stupid as a crazy. i had to i wasn't this is what a good friend i am and by good friend. i mean desperate it's my friend had a post on instagram today that she had a tattoo opening for friday at 3 and i was like that's usually prime gaming time. there might be gaming like i'm in no rush to get a tattoo you so you're desperate for tattoos and
34:05 i'm desperate to play games. i love oh, you're desperate to play better play mega chameleon. yeah, i get it. so i'll wait until she posts a different opening. where is there a friday metro lobby? i was just i had no idea but but that's usually that's that would when it that is when it would be usually i'll kill myself if i'm not invited. you can't say that. i was thinking back when when we were talking about using the self checkout
34:36 i think not to glaze us or say we're completely devoid of all sin. i do like that if you watch like any other streamer that's on the platform it seems like they gleefully love to be like well you can't say this word but i can say this word that sounds a lot like it and everybody knows what i mean but i can't get in trouble for it hehe and we're like man if i could get around tos i would threaten to kill myself every stream.
35:01 it would be so i would love to threaten to kill myself at least stream they would be so good and i'm with your brave he's like wait we could threaten to kill ourselves we're not invited i've wasted so much time i did i did play games with somebody who was very nice, but they did say heckin see that that is i
35:33 not as bad as the i wanted to die though. what's the term for a word you can't say, but you can say a word that sounds just like it and get away with it? i don't know. because there's got to be a word for it. it's not a dog whistle. it's like a... it's not a... well, i guess it's kind of a dog whistle. slur. it's like a cat whistle. cat whistle. how many euphemisms works? no, because a euphemism is like a phrase that implies something. yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:05 not a word that sounds like a word. yeah, i don't know. well anyway. yeah. oh, hi taco. sorry, i've got a cat on the desk. horrible putt. absolutely horrible putt. dude, you hit the very tip of that. that was crazy. pissing me off. buddy, you can't get... oh no. i've got... well, this is the true test of the attached to desk cat bed. both cats are in it and i can't see that it's gonna stay standing.
36:42 in my head i'm playing the 24 audio right now from the keep it sutherland show. yeah, yeah. beep. beep. hey guys. we bought a like a new cat tree tower thing from amazon during prime day and for some reason it got shipped via fedex which is kind of crazy for amazon like it's not how they operate normally and
37:14 within like three days jiro ripped part of it off and was like chewing on it and alice was like can i get a refund this thing kind of sucks they're like yeah but you're gonna have to pay for shipping to send it back and she's like what so she contacted the company and they're like send us pictures of it and they're like okay we'll give you twenty dollars if you keep it damn like i don't know if that's gonna what have you used the 20 bucks to send it back to amazon for the refund oh shit oh
37:43 they're grooming each other on the cat bed. it's very cute. and it hasn't broken yet. when they groom each other does it often lead to like violence? not intense violence usually. they will kind of like wrestle a bit, but then they just kind of alternate between wrestle and grooming. mmm. jirro loves doing that and then trying to sever ebby's spinal cord. yeah. just gnaws on like the neck.
38:16 god, it's been almost 10 seconds since i heard this song. music off, i guess i'll hear it. yeah. hey, i gotta unlock a new disc. yeah, your personal disc bag is probably like woefully unfilled. i only have like four in there. four discs. i haven't changed my discs once today. bless you, taka. i switched to my fuse mold on occasion. by the way, the discs that i bought,
38:53 they legit have the four stats on them printed onto the disk. really? that's a real thing. that's not just for this game apparently. that's so funny actually because i thought it would be like skill based not disk based. and i guess if you have a consistent throw you can just change those numbers. well i don't think the goal is to throw it straight necessarily. yeah, yeah, yeah. i think it varies. yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:25 can you do the forehand throw? i only got a backhand frisbee. honestly, with a frisbee it's hard, but when i picked these up i haven't really chucked them around yet. i felt like i could sling it forehand pretty good. they're a little different. they're not as wide as a frisbee and a lot softer. really? i still think i could throw at 500 meters to be honest.
39:48 chat did tell me that when i was playing and i did say you are fucking crazy. dude, it's like a ufo. ufos are shaped like frisbees. ufos have like engines or whatever. you don't know that. they could exist with some kind of superconductor. they're just catching wind under them the whole time. no, stop. out of bounds. and then i pulled out my air obi and i was like, you ain't throwing it unless you got one of these. is that the football with the
40:20 with the arrow tail on it? no, it's like the the like tron disc. oh! the guy same guy who made the coffee arrow press. i didn't know that. the arrow b. yeah, he made that for the the frisbee first. i think coffee percolator. those things go crazy man. still couldn't throw it 300 meters or whatever you said. that's three three football fields. that it doesn't seem i'm okay you might need favorable conditions.
40:56 i'll give you that. i do think you need to catch like a swell at some point but there's sometimes you would throw a frisbee and it would be like about to hit the ground and then it would just be like nah not today and it would catch like some air and it would be like a second throw like a double jump. i'm sorry i think you guys aren't real
41:24 aren't real throwers. i'm sorry i'm distracted my my cats are still grooming each other but boba's got his paws on my shoulder and like i'm just kind of sitting here like i i'm not gonna move because i'm gonna catch a claw. as a guy as a guy who's spent like a lot of time throwing frisbees not like not seriously or anything but i could never throw one even like the length of a football field. really? i think you could man. that's really far. when you get the perfect fucking throw though
41:56 when you get the perfect fucking throw. that's really far. no. i've never been on a football field. i've only seen them on tv. really? so i have no, i don't know what it would feel like to be inside of a football field. i bet, i bet i would feel really small would be my guess. you didn't have like a track around your football field at school. my high school didn't have a football team. we had a track around like the soccer pitch. around the hockey rink. we had a really short track around the hockey rink.
42:27 that's crazy. i was just like, because dan in dan's chat he was saying he used to be a gym teacher. i was trying to, i was trying to bait him into complaining about his former students. i was like being a freshman in high school was crazy because like we would be in gym class complaining about doing like eight push ups like what was wrong with us man?
42:57 teacher would write a day they'd be like what's your favorite number and some kid would say eight and we'd be like oh fuck and he'd be like okay eight laps around the gym eight sit ups eight jumping jacks eight push ups and we were like eight push ups what the fuck bro but once a year that we may be seals like what's going on
43:17 once a year they did unfurl like a massive climbing rope and be like, yeah, climb that. i'm like, what the fuck am i? that's an american thing, man. we didn't do that, but i'm glad we didn't do that because i don't have that kind of skill. he's like, oh yeah, just, you know, you gotta grab it with like one foot, wrap it around and then step on it and step up on that. i'm like, bro, what the... the kinematics don't make any sense to me. i don't think we had the rope in my school. that was part of the presidential fitness test or whatever.
43:45 yeah, we definitely weren't doing that shit. we just like hung on it for like 12 seconds. all i remember is we used to have to do the mile and almost everyone would just walk it because no one cared.
43:58 oh i ran it and hated it it'd be like almost throwing up after because we had to run the mile too it'd be like throwing up after running one mile but you wait wait in canada they made you run the mile yeah yeah i'm i'm not even fucking with you it's like you ran a kilometer in a bit you did like one that's one lap and then like 60 of the track again
44:19 that's funny. that's really well if we ever have to fucking go to war with america, bro i don't want my army trained running a kilometer. they're gonna be like point 60 less fit. oh, that's funny god we uh, i remember one year doing the mile someone was like because like there's the teacher at the start and it was you know football field so it was big so as soon as uh like one kid decided to just cross the football field halfway down because the teacher couldn't really see that far
44:52 and then everyone just crossed it halfway. oh yeah. everyone follows. you're like oh damn you guys ran like a four minute 45 second mile. to get you on the track team. i do think it's funny and i felt this way, i guess i should say i felt the opposite of this way when i was a kid. i think it's funny the way nerds feel resentment about like getting a b in gym class in high school.
45:22 let the jocks have one class man. if you we were nerds we had fucking we had math we had english we had all the sciences etc etc then you'd go to gym and be like i gotta be because the kids who can run faster than me like get better grades that's not fair, bro. you're smarter than the other kids. oh
45:44 you don't think that's how the kid who run fast feels in math class? that he's got like a headache trying to figure this shit out and you're already doing a word search because you finished your homework right after it got assigned? yeah, but back then, like everyone would have traded their smarts for like being able to like talk to a girl. like all the nerds at least. well yes, that's true. they didn't value that then. can i tell you the dumbest shit? my high school, we had to take a written final in gym class.
46:16 what was on the file? it was like how many yards of football? it was like volleyball rules. that's really funny. and like the whole time the teachers know it's dumb, we know it's dumb, but like for some reason it was mandated. like this is every class has to have a written and you know where we took it? the gym? on the gym floor.
46:45 i did an awful lot of hacky sack in gym. that's awesome. really? because like our gym class like almost every year of gym i had the gym it was just it was just another recess. like we were never doing an activity together or anything. it would just be go do something athletic and some people would go play basketball some people would play hacky sacks. that's kind of sick actually that's kind of sick. it's pretty nice. i had to take uh one year i think i was like sick on the day that we chose what we were going to take for gym class.
47:16 and i got stuck taking step aerobics. wait, your high school had step aerobics? yes, we did step aerobics. you know how many times i heard cotton eye joe against my will? oh my god, that sucks. that sucks so much. we didn't have a... i took a class one year that it wasn't... they didn't call it homac, but it taught us how to like balance a checkbook.
47:43 and like, shit like that. it was like life skills class. oh yeah. nice, actually. yeah, it was pretty nice. it is the kind of class that all the podcast guys are trying to get schools to recreate. actually, maybe my gym class just sucked because now i'm remembering i also had to take power walking. power walking? it really sounds like you went to high school with a bunch of ants. well, this gym teacher that i took both of these classes with is like...
48:12 ant. like prototypical ant. okay. yeah, like she had like the karen haircut. marcy darcy style. yeah, okay. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that rocks. i just remember like getting the worst shin splints i've ever had in my entire life. the whole thing is like, oh, you got to move your legs fast, but they like, you have to keep one foot on the floor at all times. oh, with the power walk. just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:43 did they have you doing the step aerobics on like the plastic risers? yes. my mom had those yeah. pretty sure my mom had that too she was doing that uh suzanne. yeah yeah bunz of steel or whatever. yeah yeah nice yeah doing some richard simmons shit. yeah exactly. went to the oldies.
49:14 hey, did you guys have like did your gym teacher have to teach you sex ed too? is that how they do it down there? yep. yeah. yeah. yep. i always felt for my ninth grade gym teacher teaching a class full of 13 year old boys. how to put a condom on. it's like that's so weird. all the kids are like this is awkward bro. how do you think he felt? he was like 58 years old.
49:39 i might have just not been there for condom day but i remember them showing us how to do it. i was good at it, yeah he's like oh fuck i've never used one of these. we also had like we didn't separate uh like our yeah our sex ed was just everyone.
49:58 damn, that's crazy. but they also didn't teach you about putting condoms on either. it was, i'm pretty sure it was like abstinence. oh, okay. yeah. the only way not to have a kid. and you didn't even go to like a, like a catholic school, right? no, that's just how they're doing it. man. i remember we had to watch the miracle of childbirth. yep. oh yeah. well, i don't want to watch this. you could miracle of life. everyone left. everyone left. yes. we talked to everybody left.
50:26 that gigantic blue baby. and everyone absolutely laughed. you get told, oh you can just go outside and hang out. like yeah, i'd much rather do that than anything. they never gave us the option man, we watched it. yeah we did not have to. my teacher made us watch in reverse. they made you watch it so it looks like the baby's going like it's crying because it's gonna get put back in.
50:53 it's going back in through the torrential downpour of liquid that came out. good lord. i remember, so like we had the first semester and then the second semester were separated by like six months. so all the kids who took ninth grade biology were like, you guys are going to have to watch this crazy video. it built up like a stigma to it. and other stuff comes out. it's not just a baby. like other stuff comes out too. a lot.
51:23 we did have one separated, they separated the boys from the girls when i was in fourth grade to do like a... it was, they made us watch a, i know i've talked about this because when i mentioned it someone found it on youtube but it was a very misinformed aids psa video. oh no. okay yeah that that. this is the 90s for sure yeah. yeah and it was like a bunch of guys dressed up like. were they rapping?
51:46 no, they were like running around chasing... so it was like guys who look like the current depiction of the covid virus. okay. like guys in costumes, like actual people. and they were chasing around guys in big white tea costumes because they were chasing the tea cells around.
52:01 but uh, and it was like a it was like a fucking it was the dumbest shit in the world but then the teacher was like, all right, anyone else? yeah. yeah, anyone have any questions? and uh, the first question some guy said like a guy a child in the class goes like if you have sex could your dick blow up and then the whole class went nuts and he was like if you guys can't take this seriously, we're done and that was the end of the class oh new york, but it can it can though
52:32 probably. that's what happened to the fucking lindsey graham. god bless. it glued up. i remember the miracle of life. it also had that scene where like they put the camera inside the people's mouths while they were kissing. oh god. and it was incredibly weird. not a good wands out hairy moment. or the best. or the best. i think i may have told this story before but in like i think 11th grade
53:08 i had health class and it was like me and all my friends, like all like the little like punk rock kids were in this class and before
53:17 class we would purposefully like eat like two bowls of raisin bran because it was like first thing in the morning and we would just rip farts the whole class like sitting in the back of class just just letting them go insane to the point where one day one day the teacher sat with us because he was getting sick of us as if that was gonna stop us that's we kept ripping parts of the teacher right there it's still funny thinking back man it's still funny thinking back to it
53:48 i think it's really funny. he's not like that. i think it's really funny. motherfucker. we all found out that like simultaneous we're like yeah dude raisin bran makes me fart like crazy and we're like yes. i had a friend who would uh if he had to fart he would take a running start and jump with his ass right in front of your face. that's insane. that shit was so fucking funny it killed me every time. dude that's crazy the control. people only dream of that level of control.
54:30 i feel like i would do that and then end up flying past the person and when my first foot hit the ground i would fart. you'd be looking like conor mcgregor in this comeback fight. he was insNLy good at it. deadly accurate. what the fuck? i landed on top. i fucking suck. i fuck and suck. is that what your tattoo used to say? yeah, yeah. and a big arrow.
55:04 i like every now and then i hear the sounds of you guys doing some shit behind me. it just sounds like you're you're like ruffling through your pants pockets. bro, that's the moderate breeze. 48 meters per second. really nice breeze. sounds lovely. uh, justin's a big moderate fan. nice i don't get it. breeze? drew breeze? whoa! oh, cause moderate. cause moderate is like in the middle. yeah, yeah. yeah, i'm the enlightened centrist. yeah, yeah. we all know that about justin. yeah, yeah.
55:44 you think progressiveness is good? wait till you hear about geico ness. yeah, i was waiting for that. what do you think would win in a cage match? the geico gecko or flow? oh, flow would just stomp on that thing. damn. i hate that my immediate next thought was, ah, flow could stomp on me. someone's got to hit me with a rolled up newspaper. one's out. no, no. it's like that kylie minogue ad where she's riding the mechanical bull and then she asks all the men in the audience to stand up. you know that one?
56:24 no. no, no. you don't and then the old lady laughs at you for having a boner? no, what? you don't know that one? no. i thought corey would have known that one for sure. is this a commercial? what are you talking about? it's a commercial for perfume. what's a commercial for what? perfume? i also, or lingerie maybe. and in my head when she's riding the mechanical bullets playing that 2000s rock song that goes out. get what i want cause i do what i don't because i wanna.
56:56 oh, the hives? yeah, i believe in my head is playing that. that record's fucking good. that's on the peloton playlist. love that. i do always get it confused with the vines though. is there anything new you've gotten into since like your fugazi awakener? um, i've been listening to a lot of joni mitchell lately. oh, fuck that up real bad. joni? yeah, the fugazi joni mitchell. the fugazi joni mitchell pipeline. yeah, it's joni january.
57:22 she's really ripping it up on that fucking guitar. you're big into protest music this year. it's not really protest music. mostly it's just songs about how she's like kind of depressed. i thought that was like her whole thing was like protest music. well if you listen to the shitty ones. they're not shitty because they're protest songs. i just don't give a fuck about the ones that are like about butterflies most of the time. but that's fair. yeah joan baez. damn joan baez fucking hated bob dylan man. like chill out. lady the best revenge is living well okay?
57:53 oh motherfucker. i was hoping you would say yeah and then like name a band. yeah then we would talk about it and then. so i got kind of nothing right now. yeah i understand you're not a big jonny head. well he found international noise conspiracy and the hives and the vines. i don't know if i ever actually heard international noise conspiracy. the vuvuzela? was that the guy from refused? yeah yeah yeah. okay. you mean the guy from cyberpunk?
58:34 he was in cyberpunk? he's the band and cyberpunk is refused. that's funny, i did not know that. i remember being more excited than i'd ever been when they reunited to play shows and then they wrote new records and i was like yeah i'm off this bus. oh no. yeah their new stuff is not great but they had one amazing album. yeah. and the one before i saw them a couple oh yeah yeah yeah. guys i took my kid to a bouncy castle like an indoor playground with bouncy castles this weekend.
59:07 they were playing wolf parade. i was kind of, i was a little flabbergasted that i realized or i read about. apparently wolf parade is popular with gen z now because they had a song in heated rivalry, the hockey show. is it the... that's the one. it's a krug jam. it's exactly that one. i don't know if i've ever heard wolf mother. i think that's the... no, no, no, don't put that evil on me. okay, wolf mother and wolf parade are two different things.
59:34 oh, i don't think i've ever heard wolf parade then. you've probably heard wolf mother because they do the... woman, you got to be a woman. or the woman singing... tell you about a story about a joker and the thief in the night. from the hangover. why'd you bark? because it's bad. it could be worse. it could be the band that everybody likes just because they kind of sound like led zeppelin.
1:00:06 oh god. yeah that hurt. no what's your... gretta turnt? gretta turnt? gretta gretta tunberg? is that what he said? i was gonna say gretta turnt. smoking on that shit that made gretta turnt. yeah i really don't like the uh... like uh let's just sound like a 70s band thing you know? yeah 100%. and like dress like them too. i don't know.
1:00:35 i don't know. i mean, it's not that big of a deal, but also basically when people are like, you shouldn't hate this music. okay. so you're asking me to lie is what you're doing. like let's just, let's just tell it down. you're saying like, i should betray my true feelings and instead be like, no, this thing's probably cool. even if when i hear it, i'm like every sense in my body is going to sucks. yeah. yeah. you're saying i should protect your feelings. okay. it's like, it's fun to lie.
1:01:01 and it's, uh... i mean, that's separate actually. people don't realize, like, it's fun to hate some shit. that's what i meant to say. but also, as like a streamer, like, you gotta hate stuff because you need something to talk about. that's true, you can't just be like, well that's, if you like it, that's good. you can't just like everything. well yeah, that's good. no, i haven't seen that yet. no, i saw that, that was good. like normal people, i think, keep it to themselves. but like... juan's out, ringo!
1:01:27 it's like it's fun for us to talk about it. you know? and also when people are like, oh in real life when they're like that's my favorite band i'm not like whoa you're fucking stupid. yeah. i don't even think you're fucking stupid. i'm like okay that's fine but this that's a situation where the two people in the conversation are like equals. this is a situation where people are like what's your true unfiltered opinion on this? that's a different story. yeah yeah. or i don't uh... land the arrow on this one by the way.
1:02:00 what arrow? oh wait, maybe that's for another course. that's a different course i think. he's fucking with me. my bad, my bad. justin is making a huge comeback by the way. am i? i gotta look at the score. is there a score button? mine's just always up. yeah it's in the top left. i guess you already got your your your disc in. yeah i've already i've already put the disc in. sony wants to know your location. okay something i don't know i don't even know the news but they were doing something
1:02:34 they're not selling games anymore? they said we're not selling games, we're only selling tvs? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, some shit like that. who's this? only digital games from here on. oh yeah, i heard about that. sony's doing some... they're only selling 3d tvs now. 3d tvs, damn. it's the future, bro. it's crazy how those flop though. it was for a little while, that's for sure. i hate this course, because i'm not good at it. it's a good reason to hate. watch this though. yeah, you hate it? try hating this.
1:03:11 don't go in the... fuck you. i'm definitely gonna overthrow it. oh no! why'd they put a wood barrier there? i know, i hit the wood barrier and bounced into the fucking out of bounds, i'm mad. ditto. please get across. motherfucker, man! motherfucker. this is the course that sinks us all. why is there like a downward push right as you get near the net, man? heavy ass air, bro. yeah. is my mouth somewhere?
1:03:47 i'm trying to hide it under my camera because the mouse does just sit on the screen. oh, so yeah fucking tailwind yeah, damn blue blue course blue. that's joni mitchell album. nice. did you know that? no, i didn't know that i didn't many people consider it her best i'm still working my way through the catalog that felt like i don't know if you ever watch go off kings but they found new guys to watch who they do a podcast that really feels like they're being like forced to do it. i
1:04:25 and it's just two guys who all this, you know, i'll just say they seem kind of dumb and it's one guy who would be like, hey, did you know? did you know you ever hear about this? and the other one goes, no, i didn't know that. and then they just moved to the next topic. that's the whole podcast. it's great. oh, because up until that point, you were describing the joe rogan podcast.
1:04:46 it is so fucking funny. more people subscribe to a blue sky bot that reposts their stuff than actual them.