When Rick Grimes is at the creamery (Disc Golf Masters)

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0:00 i know how to do it you on ion ready and then i ready and then you're ready. this will fix it. although 50% of the time it then crashes your game, so we'll see. hey, there we go. i might have put us on the same course thinking it was a new course but we'll see. now that happens. i'm gonna be bolder this time. guys, i screwed up the disks too. we don't have our personal disk bag. we all have the same disk bag. i'm okay with that. i got no disks.
0:35 that's good. i didn't make it over the hump though. you son of a bitch. that's fine. i did make it over the hump. i couldn't be closer to it. oh, that's much worse. one, two, three. wouldn't baldur's day be bald day? oh fudge. dude, i'm here to tell you. a guy who's learning a language and being annoying about it, chinese has the right idea with days. none of this monday, tuesday bullshit. literally day one through six and then a special day called sunday.
1:02 that's pretty sick. they got it all figured out over there, man. so what happens if i want to meet you not this day four, but next day four? do i say eight? i don't know what to do about that. you probably just say like next wednesday or whatever, but i'm not at that lesson yet, i'm afraid. okay. yeah, ryan can't use his modified illegal discs anymore. it's true. yeah, he drilled speed holes into them.
1:38 that just doesn't have regulation grooves. oh, you know what? i put razor blades on the edge of my frisbee so it cuts through the air that much easier. that's smart. and trees too. like a half hollow disc and then there's like a helium pocket on the inside of it. helium pocket? a helium pocket on the inside of it. so that it's like more buoyant. oh right. ooh, the backhand that time. there we go. oh my god. dude, these things curve crazy style. the fade, dude. you gotta account for it.
2:14 i never do. it's fading too goddamn much. it's fading time. i almost hit you. i hit your ankles. i landed right between your feet ryan. just chill man. i'm trying to line up my ankle. i was gonna throw that that way a little bit. i got some crazy joy conder if that's for sure. that's an all timer right there. i always overestimate. i overestimate the fade on the second shot every time. that's in there.
2:49 it's gonna skip the water. skip the skip? what? can it skip? i don't think so. i hope so dude. i need that to be functionality in this game. from a theoretical standpoint, it should be able to. like the physics do seem to reflect that of a real frisbee most of the time, so i'd imagine it's possible. god, you look so stupid with that fucking visor on, man. he's so pink. me? he's a pink boy.
3:20 beautiful shot. i'm a real redhead. it's okay. i don't know how that's not tapping. hey, that's pretty good. i'm a mitch, i'm a connell, i'm a trump, i'm a donald. oh, shoot. okay, okay. that is good. you should be proud of yourself if you made it up or stole it. i'm aiming lower. i heard it's the move, man. yeah, i'm gonna try it too. the thing is i hit the ground. maybe it was too fast. maybe there's one where there's a hill in front of it that's not so good.
3:58 oh, good curve, good curve, good bow. the bounce though, the bounce though. okay. the bounce accelerates the fade it turns out. and don't forget to counteract the natural fade on the shot if you want it to go straighter and further. all right, so when you're saying to counteract the fade. okay, so if your green line is going to the left. yeah. you could throw it with the left side slightly higher than the right side.
4:29 and it will fight against that natural curve to the left to hold it straighter and travel further. green line. okay, so let me, well, malf doesn't know about the green line. i don't see, oh, that green, oh. so the green line is pointing to the left. yeah, right? so then you. so i want the left side down a little bit, or i want the left side up a little bit. left side up. up a little bit, wait, wait, wait. yeah, up a little bit.
4:55 but not much, less is more. tapping off the drive dude. i promise i hit a tree when i did that. that will, i mean it's a complicated game. yeah, yeah. oh you fucker! that's rough. too much to the... but you know what? if you're within 15 meters you never adjust the putt man. that's a kind of bounce there, malfie. thank you, that's my first time looking at the green line.
5:28 the finn green one. oh i like that. tom hanks being like for me it's everyday bro.
5:35 i missed it. i missed it. sorry. it's a little cerebral. you got it. you got to connect the dots for me sometime. oh god, beauty sniping it. sometimes i just automatically connect the dots and they're like mouth having to explain the joke, but when i don't explain it, they don't get it. yeah. you're right. you're right.
5:59 that's a good point. see this one's fucked. i have no idea what you do for this one. yeah, ain't no solution here i don't think. i'll tell you what you do for this one. you land in the water. game low, dog. you go over the tree. i'm gonna counteract my natural fades somewhat. i tried to do that and it really didn't work out for me. ooh, that was pretty good. that was pretty good. stop curving. oh my fuck. oh, that's some dirty water. that's some dirty water. that's way too far. that's way too far. bear, bear, bear. no. no. what if i just go like this?
6:36 growing boy. oh wow the fence go through the fence i fucked it any any primo clips yet, we're gonna get there mo clips we're still warming up i mean mouth on the streetlight was pretty good. that was a good one. oh
7:05 you should be able, if you're in a situation like that, you should be able to dive from that position and take the frisbee with you into the basket. oh, dunk it. dive it. dunkaroos. dunkaroos, man. see, that one doesn't need explaining. i'm right there with you on dunkaroos. they're too sweet. i had one within the past few years for the first time in a few decades. the ice, i don't know if they just added more sugar or if it's different sugar, but it was so sweet.
7:36 you know what's interesting to me is that like i find myself comparing so many sweet flavors that i experience with dunkaroos. like there's something about the specific flavor profile of dunkaroos where i'm like oh that tastes like a dunkaroo. i got like curious. i don't know if i've ever talked about it. i feel like i've been like scarred for life by dunkaroos. really? so long story short my mom used to work as a you know people in the supermarket give out little samples of stuff. yeah.
8:06 she had to give out dunkaroos once and what they sent to my house was like 40 cases of dunkaroos. oh my god, and me like a like a fat little six year old was like okay, okay, justin going. okay, okay? okay man i went crazy on those and now just thinking about dunkaroos genuinely makes me kind of nauseous i can understand too many dunkaroos
8:37 what's a dunkaroo? it's like a cookie with an icing that you dip it into. it's a cookie shaped like a kangaroo. yeah. that you dip in like a vanilla cupcake icing. yeah. or the chocolate different ones. but if you were a real g unit, you save most of the icing until the end and then you stuck your finger in there and you licked it up. yes sir. don't hit that tree. fuck!
9:12 i'm about to give you a clip. here comes the clip. boom here comes the boom ready or not. how you like my clip? it was almost a clip. it was almost a clip. i appear to be the rattle out dude. stings. probably the perfect. why did it beep it so hard? i didn't realize i was on a. jesus christ.
9:46 you're in the tree, you're in the tree, you're in the tree. i'm in the tree. it's crazy to think that this is like the angle people had as the last thing they saw before they died. that was a great shot man. thank you. bogey. it's cool. yeah, just surround us with trees man. big curve dude. holy hell. it's gonna have to be dead fucking on. don't hit that tree.
10:25 let's go 25 meters on that one. i've had some shots bounced all the way. think about that, yeah. oh, i kissed the leaf. the needles. oh. oh. oh, the clips. dude, wow. that's beautiful. that's close. shit, mine was not. mine was horrible. oh. nice. just drifted. i'm trying to not 100% it all the time now, except for this. oh.
11:10 rattle the cage. i gotta get back on the par man this bullshit again. i'm going where i'm supposed to go on this bridge out of bounds. do they let you play from the bridge tribe? i don't know. i'ma try there's no wind on this one. i know like no angle. it's just oh wait. there's no getting over there. never mind it's not gonna work great. i'm at the fucking the place in the christmas story where they get their tree there we go
11:46 oh, fuck you. oh no, that's terrible. just right into the closest tree. 16 meters. great. this shit is not naked, bro. just... alright, good. or is it? oops. oh, it's not. come on. beach me. beach me. oh no. i don't think i could make it across this water. you can. let's go. not from where i am though. that's playable. i'm like in a bush. i think it actually did make it.
12:29 unless it just hooks all the way back and goes back in the fucking... it is fucked up over here, man. i think this is the first sports game i played where i know i could do better irl. see, i've been saying that and then chat tells me i'm insane. i don't think so. i think it's... i mean, like, i think you're correct that you would be better irl. i think any of us would. i mean, i used to play frisbee a lot as a kid.
12:58 i'm telling you, i can throw the frisbee further than this guy. i don't know if i don't have enough points in my creative player or whatever, but i can throw a frisbee further than him. after this, let's all go outside and get video of ourselves hucking frisbees. we'll get proof. the trick is you throw it lower and it almost like it dips down to the earth and then it rises up. i think you can throw a frisbee at least 500 meters.
13:26 you got to throw a riser 500 meters is quite a bit. i don't think you could do that. oh, you think you could? no, that's why i don't think you could. check this out. damn.
13:44 although you remember the whistling nerf football thing. of course, man, of course. hot those things, dude. i actually have like a very traumatic memory. we were at my grandma's and she had this like her her backyard sloped down into a river and there's like a balcony or like a deck.
14:05 on the upper level. my... we were playing and my uncle is like, hey, mikey, you think i could throw this in the river? and i was like, please don't. and he launched... the river was still like...
14:17 it was like... 490 meters away. it was like 200 meters away and he just... he went in and i was on the verge of tears and so silent. and they ended up getting in the canoe and like traveled the river and they brought it back. that's crazy. i had a traumatic event with the whistler where...
14:38 i was at, at the time, believe it or not, i was on the volunteer firefighter drill squad. damn! i was 11 years old and an adult threw the whistle tip football at me from far away and i went to catch it and the plastic tip hit me in the finger and broke my finger. holy shit! wow. that's a john elway? it was crazy. was he giving it some gas? oh yeah, he was far away when he threw it. 100% he took that in the shotgun formation.
15:10 should have sued the nerf people. yeah, there you go. just hit the fire department. remember the the out of bounds on this one. oh, yeah how could i forget? remember the 5th of november? why would you like get a high profile actor to play a movie with a freaking mask the whole time? i know. who was it was the guy in the mask? hugo weaving. probably hugo weaving. most high profile actor of all time. also like does optimus prime and shit. oh, fuck you. terrible.
15:54 it's duncan. it's not duncan. longest throw i ever witnessed was 170 meters is by a pro. i think this whole sport's just, i mean, shaking waiting for us to show up. i'm telling you, 500 meters might be a little optimistic, but 300 meters is in the bag. we were doing it on the school yard, bro. we were throwing it 150 meters, like 60 degree angle into the air so that it would come back perfectly to your hand like a boomerang. and it would zzzzz.
16:28 it would come back perfectly, man. i don't know. everything was out of proportion and scale. i used to think big macs were big. that's a good point. didn't they shrink them? it's both. my little big mac? yeah, they call it the little mac now. yeah. watch this. this could actually do some damage, man. oh, this was gorgeous. that's a good throw. i like that one. fucking trees. holy, that was actually quite good. quite good. quite good, marfie. very good, sir.
17:06 what kind of milkshake do you think he would drink right up? i mean, this is like the late 1800s. there's no shot they had anything but like chocolate, right? chocolate sassafras or something? that's why he jumped right to it. it's just like it's a new thing. he's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. i'll drink your milkshake. that's how furious i am with it. it's a fad trend chasing sassafras. maybe like caramel.
17:38 because this is sugar. they were fucking with butterscotch bigly back then. i buy them. i still don't yuck that butterscotch is so good. i love those old english flavors man. yeah. butterscotch, caramel. being anti butterscotch is fucking crazy. i don't understand where you're getting off there justin. i'm shocked. you're the first people i've met who like butterscotch. such bullshit bro. what? that's insane. other than like my grandmother.
18:08 rick rhymes at the ice cream shop and they're asking what kind of syrup he wants. caramel! you might have to hold my hand here too. because it kind of sounds like carl. it kind of sounds like carl. carl! what do i think of a werther's? i hate a werther's. okay, we get there. snipe it? pull it. i was trying. give me that.
18:39 yeah, werther's are so good, man. i'm all about werther's, dean, absolutely. i know only old people like butterscotch, but old people are the foremost authorities on sweets, man. they don't got time to frick around with things they don't like. so that's anytime you see an old person, watch what they do and just do it. they've already figured it out. like, why am i doing it? they got the best way of doing things, man. bro, it's like a great depression flavor.
19:08 it's like sugar. oh man, you would love all these fucking vancouver ice cream places that don't have butterscotch anymore. they don't know how to make butterscotch. they only know how to make thai iced tea and mango sticky rice flavor and shit. oh shit. pissing me the fuck off. i'm also, i'm just not much of a candy guy either. i'll say give me a reese's peanut butter cup or nothing. wow. that is really good. fake chocolate and grainy peanut butter. delicious.
19:40 i'm such a candy guy. i gotta not have it in my house or i would just fucking eat it all yes, sir. buy my kid jelly bellies and then eating like 30% of the bag on the first day i mean you've got right to number one on my list not like i used to fuck up an entire bag of jelly that's another one where it's like i could there's so you would have to pay me to eat a jelly bean man. no the texture it's it's got every texture i
20:11 it kind of does. it's crunchy on the outside, it's gooey on the inside. this is making me want some jelly bellies. dangerous. a guy like me that's mighty dangerous. to help myself to kind of justify it, i would walk to the winco when we lived in washington. it was like, i think, two and a half miles away or something like that. just nice long trip and then i'm just munching jelly bellies all the way back, dude.
20:43 ricky said i'd be beating your ass verbally if i was on this call right now. i'm just not fucking with the jellybean. i don't know. what's pissing me off the most is that you're like, your take on reese's is like so grounding and proving that you have taste buds. but then your take on everything else is so out of whack for me that it's calling the whole thing into question. just butterscotch and jellybeans. do you like candy corn?
21:13 i don't mind it, yeah. yeah, that's everything. no, see candy corn is actually not really good. yeah. if you don't like butterscotch or jelly beans but you like candy corn, i think i might like have you sent to like some kind of... i don't love the candy corn but i do really like the pumpkins. oh, i think the pumpkins are much worse. really? i don't know if i've ever seen the pumpkins.
21:42 yeah, i remember the pumpkin. i just, my dad, there were certain things that he just got carte blanche, candy corn, pumpkins. sometimes i give him a couple tootsie rolls even though i like those. i can't believe i'm not familiar with the pumpkins. it's the same as candy corn. it's like a halloween candy filled with wax. it's almost literally just like a candy corn but pumpkin shape.
22:10 it's like when you eat the baby bell. baby bell. yeah, and then you roll the wax into a ball and then they just paint it orange. god damn it. i often say i'm like, yeah, just kind of like all food and you guys are just like hammering through all the foods i don't like. what about certainly like food i bet. what was that? what about circus peanuts? the oh, horrific hate them. yeah, those are actually really bad. those are really bad. what about shark fin soup? never had it.
22:39 never had it, i'm afraid. probably shouldn't. i think it's pretty... yeah, it's a pretty cruel one, isn't it? isn't it like also just like not tasty but it's like more of like, oh look at them go eat that shark fin. look at them. look at those peanuts. like it's like a status suit. all in one coming. it's so doable on this one. oh dude. oh! i landed right next to the shit. not even near going in a hole in one but i did get to tap it. oh turn left now! turn left! oh my god. well it's too far. way too far. not even close. oh my god. nightmare.
23:21 i'm not going to say they're bad, but i'm not really rocking with like gummy bears. i think gummy bears are the most overrated candy. i mean everyone acts like a horrible gummy bear is like ambrosia, but i know you're right. i just find that they're okay. they're fine worms. they're fine. the sourgum. yes, the sourgummy worm is better. the texture is better.
23:44 it's, uh, if i mean like candy, candy like that, it's swedish berries. i'm a swedish berry lover as well, for sure. they're so much sweeter than swedish berries. i don't know if i've had a swedish berry. they're like canadian swedish fish. oh, okay. dude, swedish fish are so bad. no, dude. no, they're not. but like the berry is, it's shaped like a berry, so the center, it's thicker, so it's like moister. they don't get dried out. it's just a superior shape.
24:20 yeah, i'm not rocking with the swedish fish. brought the damn call to a standstill. i just keep going every time we're on this course, i go out of bounds at least three times. i'm on the fairway. this whole sucks. i was very bold in trying to get to the green on throw too. that was a bad play. oh yeah, that's right. the swedish fish, we have the big, the bigfoots. they've got some bigfoots. they're the same thing. they're just shaped like a, like a big, big, bigfoots, bigfoot. i don't know that i'm familiar with the bigfoots, to be honest.
24:53 it's it's the same same material same same. yeah get in there, dude all right drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop salt water taffy i'm not rocking with it, but i don't think it's like bad starting the thing. i don't like i don't like any chewy candy apparently yeah, how to balance my ass oh okay, i got one more one more round on me boys all right all right. oh
25:36 five hours might have been a little optimistic. i think yeah, i think i'm all about that. i'm like, i'm still trying to just get i'm like, i gotta get better at this. once you feel you feel the disc in your bones. it's like an extension of your body. yeah. what's the top five candy for you then? i mean reese's is at the top. kit kats are chill.
26:00 see i don't give a fuck about kit kats. i think they're overrated. chocolate on top of wafer. who gives a fuck? that's the thing, i'm still like, i'm not going down to my wafer kit kat, but like it's fine. snickers is good. snickers, yeah. what's the, where's the line being drawn there though? like why? simplicity in the design of candy i think should be lauded. kit kat seems like a chocolate bar you should get for free instead of paying for it. like a hershey's is like, that's just chocolate dog. like i don't even want that.
26:30 yeah, i could do without her. you give me a full hershey bar. i'm like, i'm good man. yeah. hershey bar. it's yeah, it's just like it's like a jersey milk. it's just chocolate. guys, we're doing cannon park and i want to see some trick shots. let's do it. these are the ones where i think like every single hole could be holding one. i am the green screen guy. no. so is bad. same. same. yeah. quick remake on cannon park quick remake.
26:56 let me let me hide this reboot. you can't skip because either party reflected on i have to restart the game oh, yeah, i got a f control left all to f4 monsters and reese's fast break is the best candy bar there is and i just have to agree. that's pretty good i love a hundred grand y'all like hundred grand canada
27:24 up here there's a $41,000 chocolate bar. i'm entering the code. i am hiding the code. we should laugh at the americans because they don't have eat more, right? they don't have eat more, they don't have o'henry. eat more, the chocolate bar that looks like you baked shit into a brick. my dad used to joke that it's the scraps from all the other
27:59 yeah, andy bars. they just sweep them off the factory floor and then press it. and i was like that time by me. do we not have a henry in america? i could have sworn we had a. i could have sworn we did. maybe you do. maybe you do. you don't have coffee. just don't anymore. yeah, i think we have coffee chris. oh man, this could be it. oh, i clipped a branch. is this a run up or is that you just send him this one? i ran up and only went 99 meters and i ran. i ran up.
28:36 i think i need to backhand it. whoppers now? i'm not fucking with whoppers. i love whoppers. oh here we go. the clip. put me in the clip. put me in the... oh i'm just slightly... don't worry you'll still be in the clip. someone's gonna... oh wait wait wait wait. someone's gonna do it man. how do we feel about the humble eminem?
29:01 i like the variance better but i don't mind the m&m's. yeah, i'm definitely all, i would highly prefer a peanut m&m to a regular m&m. nah. i'm kinda rocking with all m&m's. they're all fine. reese's pieces are actually like crack cocaine. well those are just like better m&m's yeah. that's the only reese's i don't like. oh my f are you crazy? jesus christ. now you just sound insane. now you're just trying to piss me off. no i'm not. they just taste different than any other reese's. they like did something different to it. yeah better. they taste better.
29:30 no. you take a mouthful of... we would go to the frickin' bulk barn and load up on those and sneak them into the movie theater. huge. huge. get a big bag of swedish berries. maybe a numskull? yeah, always. well, not in the nappanema movie theater. oh yeah, well...
29:56 maybe a big crunch combo from the kfc pizza hut mr. sub across the street. oh, maybe, maybe. y'all got kfc mr. sub? the kfc and the pizza hut were affiliated and the mr. sub was an independent entity next door. i was gonna say, i never heard of mr. sub. they're just piggy... it's canadian subway that's somehow worse. it literally is worse. which sucks. canadians will try to tell you it's better, but it's just... it's worse, which is crazy. yeah, but who's their spokesman?
30:27 nobody. it's a talking sandwich. alright, you know what that is? it's jared. jerod. it's jerod mayo. oh man, that's so perfect. none of you know who that is, but that's it's he's a real person and that's the perfect name for that role. fuck. ceo of brickson. i'm in the fountain.
30:51 they're letting me play from in the fountain. that's not big newton's justin. no, absolutely not. see okay now now i can officially hate you and how could you hate fig newton's i just don't like the way they taste bullshit. no, that's bullshit. i really don't like like i just don't like a cookie with some shit like a preserve done like an oreo oreos are go to you're done
31:24 yeah, i feel like i want a glass of water thinking about it. it's not contrarian if you don't like fig newtons. well, yeah, it is in like 1902. you're just trying to get a rise. yeah, i'm just saying it to be cool. probably all the cool kids in school were eating fig newtons. yeah. they weren't fucking with you, so now you hate the fig newton by association. yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
31:58 the thing is you could there's other like it's not just figs either you can get like raspberry filled ones or blueberry strawberry they're all good, too okay, but i did eat so many nutri grain bars as a kid that like that flavor profile. i just never want to experience like the apple cinnamon nutri grain bar is like locked i can still dance that yeah i never want one again and like i liked them, but i just yeah, i just i
32:23 and they were always stale. like every once in a while you would get a fresh one that reminded you what they could be like, but they were so often stale. do you eat some kind of chocolate protein bar, right ryan? because i swear it was you that recommended them to me. i used to eat a lot of the builder's protein bar. yeah, that's been a while. i wonder where you got those from.
32:46 i started eating those because i thought they were good and then like i began to develop like a consistent strong pain in like the lower right part of my stomach. oh yeah yeah yeah it does that it does that. it does that even though i had to stop eating because i was like dude this is fucking me up. you say no to 27 grams of protein. 27 grams of protein in a bar. that's a deal dude. that's pretty good.
33:12 that doesn't taste like crap. i want to crash out every time shibley's talking about the fucking protein shakes he likes. i can't remember the name of them right now and it's killing me. i don't know how i lost it, but they taste horrible. they taste like fucking chemicals. is he talking about pure protein? premier protein. oh yeah yeah yeah. premier protein is so bad. but he actually did. but bear life mogs it in every way. bear life's good because it's got i think 22 grams of plastic in every bottle. yeah well that feeds the microplastic in my nuts which i need. anyone spectating?
33:54 yeah, i got you. is the disc going in the right way to curve? is the left side higher than the right side? well, it doesn't really... i just see your head. the right side is higher than the left. the flag is kind of covering you right now. that's bad, we want it like this then. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's a good lean. wow. well, that was the wrong way actually. that was the wrong way. you know what? oh, because you guys were watching me maybe from whole perspective. yeah, i think i did flip. it happens. sorry, i fucked you. no, no, no, no.
34:32 gamesmanship, what it's all about. i'm getting these double perfects man, that's feeling good. ooh, 6.9 degree shank? you don't want to see that. the waist, the waist. freaking willow. you do not want to see that. great, perfect drive and i'm in the fucking brush. oh, i guess it doesn't matter, you just stand up. it's not like regular golf. if you're in the tall grass, you're like, alright, i got pants on.
35:01 yeah. watch out for ticks i guess. yeah watch out for ticks though. see you know. dude i have a whole set of clothing that lives out in my shed now that i treated in... i can't remember the name of the chemical. permethrin maybe? in any palm? sounds right. but it's great for like making sure ticks don't jump on you but apparently it's also a nerve agent to cats. oh. you should probably just not use it because you have two cats. well everyone says that once it dries it's fine. but i was like i still don't trust that. i just leave the clothes outside.
35:31 they don't come into my house. yeah, i wouldn't risk it. would not. low key it would kind of suck to be a cat. you're allergic to basically everything. i don't know if allergic is the right word for something that is like poison, but... ooh, yeah, yeah. nice approach there pal, almost. when i mow the lawn or do any outdoor activities, i just go change... i change in my shed and pray that the ndi camera's not on. so i have...
36:03 sniff sniff hooray says they work in agriculture and they say don't use that and if someone who has a username of sniff sniff is saying to not use something you best listen because they're gonna you know, they're sniffing and they say don't wanna be scented are goated. yep it's true. also, it would be so sick to be a cat. you're crazy, bro. you can't eat anything that tastes good. oh
36:30 yeah, we just take little naps all day and shit. i would rather work and not have to eat the shit that comes out of the can two times a day. they seem to love it. yeah, but they don't know. they lick their own butts. they don't know. okay. that's disrespectful. cool bounce. oh, son of a... ooh. no, i went under the fence with the clutter. that was looking good. i am jealous that they lick their own butts, yeah. damn. brutal.
37:07 now i'm sorry the outside i'm looking in dude and that was almost i think if our cat i'd be the first one to figure out the days. so jinxy is just a joke to you. what's jinxy? jinxy? who's jinxy? streamer? meet the parents? i thought about the twitch stream. i was like what the fuck are you talking about? i've seen from meet the parents. yeah, you're right. i forgot. he knows how to use the toilet. he knows how to use the toilet, bro.
37:43 my dad used to have a coworker that had a dog and they put a working toilet in the dog house outside and it would go and it knew how to flush it and everything. that's awesome, man. it was pretty sweet. that's crazy. the guy also made his own wine and he had a workout room with the walls were littered in cutouts from playboy. and i was like, your wife is just cool with this, man?
38:12 ladies aren't allowed in the garage, okay? yeah, that's the man cave. but she also put like a naked picture of him on the fridge, which is... it was just his butt and everything else, but like i was like, i don't feel comfortable being in this kitchen right now. my dad's co worker's naked. i can say that'd be a little weird. it was a little weird. jinxy cat, jinxy cat, i love you.
38:45 yes, i do. you guys excited for the new fokker's? spider man? new fokker's comes out, it's gotta be around christmas season i have to imagine. what's it called? fokker in law. it's called fokker in law. it's got ariana grande in it. does have ariana grande in it. i did definitely think it was called new fokker's for a second. yeah, i really thought so too for a second. that's why i was like, i had to clarify. they might as well, right? yeah.
39:21 what a, what a throw though. do they still lean into the fact that his name is gaylord? yeah, yeah, i mean like the title i think just gives that away. yeah, yeah. and that he's a nurse when it's like, dude. boys are doctors, bro. what a fucking nerd. like an idiot, greg, stupid ass. fucking hate that guy. ron.
39:57 the green line shows the thing. yeah, but i don't really know. you gotta shut the fuck up about the green line, okay? so you watch this. perfect throw. yeah, they wanted to hit a tree. riddle me this. got him. didn't look that perfect. this game needs an announcer going like, nice on. oh yeah. it needs john, yeah. yeah. that would do it. ooh. oh, i got excited too quickly. it didn't really go nearly all that close.
40:40 i ended the tree, yeah, but the green line was going to the side and everyone's been so fucking chatty about the goddamn green line. the leaves are crazy wild. i just realized you're minus five, man. who? you! really? yeah! what button shows score? look at that. we see you right now. my very first time playing this i was minus and i just keep getting worse.
41:06 too much green line. good round. good round. good round guys. we're gonna play this every day, right? yeah legit i fucking will man. we all love disc golf. i thought we were gonna go 18 piece there. i'd do another nine if you wanted to. oh shit oh shit oh shit okay okay send another nine. this time i'm gonna put us on cannon park bronze so the hole in one is like i mean it's there.
41:37 oh, we do actually have the dev in chat. hi charlie. charlie, i need sam r disc golf ip band from the premises. yeah, no that's priority number one for sure. the churlish lobby prankster must go. and then second, if we can add in an announcer that gives you encouraging feedback when you do well. nice toss. you know, stuff like that. yeah, nice toss. a nice toss would go crazy right about now. yeah, thank you, disc master devs. they sent me some keys. oh, that's kind.
42:16 worst shot of my fucking life, man. hello? i need this to be perfect. but i feel like full power is going to be a little too much, right? don't do a run up. full power i think is good, but don't do a run up on this one. oh yeah, hire me. i'll do it. i'll say nice shot. little too far to the left. no! alright, here we go. this is going in. beautiful. did i tell you guys my idea for how to fix emergency rooms? no. i don't think so.
43:03 it's legit so simple, so elegant, not even that expensive. when you go into the waiting room, there's a beer fridge full of dr. pepper zeros right there. okay. self serve. no fucking vending machines. obviously like your day's been fucked up enough. yeah. beer fridge full of dr. pepper zeros. i'm with it actually, yeah. i'm all about that. yeah, it does sound nice. what am i doing? i think that was gonna go. bounce plan. i haven't had to, thank goodness i haven't had to go to an emergency room in a very long time.
43:43 i have so much emergency room tech because when you have a kid, they just get sick and can't explain how sick they are. so you're like, well, i guess we're going to the hospital. great thing to do is go to the hospital waiting room and then call the nurses hotline from the waiting room.
44:01 because 95% of the time they go, well you should go to the er and then you get to go, great news, i'm already here. and then they actually get like a little offended which is crazy. they start to talk to you with a tone that's like, well why are you calling the nurses line? and the reason is because i've called it before and you guys are always telling me to go to the er. so i figured i might as well skip the extra step.
44:30 nice shot by the way. that was a crazy shot right? crazy shot. that was a nice shot. hit the damn pole. it's the same hole. healthy on the birdie pace dude. holy cow. you can't be going to the er here unless you're like got a limb falling off or something. yeah. that's what apollo was talking about right? like they got the open disdain for you if you're not really like deserving of it in their minds. how far away is this because i can't see the hole. 140. 140. 140? that's a big sucker. 140.
45:01 oh my god a rock saved me from going in the water. thank you rock. yeah, are 240 okay, i've been booted from my own lobby. sorry guys no priority number three don't boot ryan from his own lobbies oh, yeah, please come up with a way to not boo me for my own lobbies. so that's just sam r. did that shit? yep, please don't me from lobbies i'm gonna
45:34 you wanna like remake the shit or is she it's up to you guys honestly. you wanna remake it while i'm freaking winning it? that was i'm pretty sure that was a that was an intentional disconnect on his part he couldn't stand you. nah, that's fine. no, that's fine. no, we can remake it. well, i landed the greatest shot of my life. i would be i would be into a remake. yeah! dude, k&m park bronze is what it's all about, man. let me let me leave this place. leave the hell and never come.
46:09 i didn't hide in my legal talking to golem in the frickin pond. bro, they're acting like the ring corrupted smigiel bro drowned his friend before he even became golem bro. it just see that that that person was always inside him. you know what i mean? yeah, i knew he's legal bro. he was a bad dude. was it man that really made the call go silent. fuck. yeah, we're all reflecting also the ring. i'm just gonna say it doesn't seem that powerful.
46:50 makes you turn invisible, but the trade off is that the worst creatures in the world can see you and teleport to your location. great, great. yeah, that is a pretty bad trade. what else is the ring supposed to do besides make you turn invisible? does it got other abilities? is it just the one? i think sauron used it to like forge his his armies like munitions or whatever. with a ring? yes, it's like it amplifies your your
47:19 the magnitude of your power or something. gives you a plus five to persuasion. something like that. that's it? that's not very good. doesn't it only go up to 20? plus five seems pretty good. oh man, them orcs are tough to persuade. they got other shit to do. they got like whole lives. they all got like names. oh greasy. i'll take a tap in off the tea. that's no good. that's no good at all. you know what? what a freaking idiot. why didn't he have like nine more of them rings? dude for real.
48:04 should have just taken him to home depot dude make a few more of them imagine having one ring on every finger so invisible and else says he hates meagol but the analyst has episodes where he was a guest or still up dot dot that's good that's history okay i'm not gonna i'm not gonna erase history yeah you're not you don't like the revisionist history exactly it's not about oh i went through your neck
48:42 the line looks like meets back on the menu boys implies that mordor has restaurants. yes. yeah, they know what a menu is. oh, yeah. yeah, but they're struggling. well, they have taverns because they go to the the galloping pony or whatever to meet strider. yeah, i guess a menu is an exclusive to a restaurant. man, it's been too long since i've seen that shit. justin, you got a lot to learn. yeah. and i've seen them. he broke his fucking foot, man. he kicked the can.
49:10 he kept going. it's like when leo cut his hand in django unchained. that was real. he really did that shit. didn't he also like, um, oh no this is sean bean. sean bean refused to ride in the chopper to the top of the mountain so he had to like walk up the mountain every day. yeah that's wise of him. honestly i think that... i was getting that shit either. pretty smart idea honestly. bullshit. oh bear, i'll catch that now.
49:47 that's valid right? yeah you should be able to do that. oh maybe he'll be on top of the pole. i'm hoping. please. oh behind the pole. in the goddamn gazebo. blocking the entrance. block this. damn that was actually really good. dude i just don't remember a guy named shrider in the lord of the rings. i think it's been a long time.
50:21 oh, you should have said that. but he's not aragorn yet. i know that guy. they only know him as strider up to that point. i heard of that guy. what the fuck? cut my damn throat. my charge just stopped. that's weird. charge this. is it the gala? what is it called? it's freaking me out, man. the festive philly? what is the name of the pub? the prancing pony. the prancing. of course.
51:06 starting to get little hiccups for some reason. you guys getting that? you can get hiccups when you're hungry. it happens. like little lag hiccups? oh, i thought you meant like irl. oh. yeah, now i'm chilling. hmm. that's just me. i'm fine. fine. you know that? i i why don't you tell me, i'll know it. friends. that's from friends.
51:32 which character? which episode? ross? i don't know what episode. the one where he's fine? every show has gotten an i'm fine moment actually now that i think about it. friends guy, huh? oh, it's the best. ross is definitely... ross and phoebe are the best. what the fuck? my shit's busted. i don't know what's going on. can you also not see how far away the hole is now? no, but it's like my charge meter is getting interrupted by just random
52:06 yeah, whatever. doesn't matter. it's dark matter. ooh, 65, but it's uphill. this is a mid range for me. trust me, trust me. go mid range like 92%. get a hole in one, put me in the clip. now watch this. i'm gonna do putter, southpaw. i did mid range 92% perfectly. honestly, you weren't that far off. oh yeah, well we were kinda cooking with that. look at that. i think 100% night done it. okay, okay. even your disc even looks all fucked up there.
52:44 yeah, i don't know. it's literally only this match. it's been... i don't know. something's weird. yeah, it's not moving right. yeah, stop motion disc. do you hear that wind? oh, calm. one into one meter per second. sounds so nice. the smell of prickly pear. wowee! what a bounce, dude. oh my god. holy!
53:22 double perfect, double perk. no, it's going the wrong way. we were talking candy. i don't even know if like freak fruit opinions. okay. dury and legit bad. not just it's not hype. it's bad. i could see that. i could see that. i don't think that's that crazy. i think i've had durian. you would know it smells like rotten gasoline.
53:52 i can't think of a fruit. i mean, i haven't had durian so i don't get to put that on the list, but i can't think of a fruit i like don't like durian is a plant. i stand by that fruit is something that's edible. there's only two good kinds of apple honeycrisp and granny smith and then also that new variant of honey. do you make granny smith? you can cut them up and have some peanut butter with those. that's delicious. that's peanut butter carries though. i had this exact conversation on my discord today. the peanut butter is carrying there.
54:19 dude, by itself i'll have a granny smith slice. i'm happy with that. i don't hate a granny smith, but i'm not really rocking with it. pears are better than apples. fuck you. no they're not, man. give me a plate of sliced granny smith apples, cheese, and crackers and i'm happy. a fiji apple? i'm rocking with a fiji apple. a fuji apple? fuji apple. that's the one. fiji's the water in the place. fiji apple. that's correct, dude.
54:50 i love a plum yeah all about a plum oh yeah plum fucks put me in the motherfucking clue we are gonna have to keep playing this regularly until someone gets a sick yes uh basket in one absolutely i'll do it pairs if you get the perfect texture of pear they can be divine but the texture is so high variance that
55:20 i just i don't even fuck with them anymore. just canned pears. they slide right in. canned pears are really good. you're kind of spitting with that one. i think i'll be fine in the apocalypse. how do y'all feel about pickled beets? i like them. i like them. yeah, i'm a big fan. i don't like beets. in like a shawarma or something? yeah, in a shawarma bowl. i used to eat like jars of pickled beets. like i would just that'd be a snack. i love them. i could get on board with that.
55:48 think i like almost anything pickled. i haven't really had like i haven't fucked like a pickled pigs foot. yeah, that's crazy yeah, all right boys. that's i think i'm disc golfed out. well, thanks for rejoining. i got a personal best man that's one good game. good game. good game. good game. good game. good game all taking our leave here i guess so jokes on you guys, but you by the way, you're past the refund window i
56:17 i don't care. i'll play some more. yes, and gg's boys later. goodbye bear! gg! i'm gonna leave the code on the screen then so arundel can join us. okay, get smear in here. i'm gonna get a drink. i'll be back in like less than 15 seconds. less than three. less than 15 seconds. get a drink he's getting. i'm gonna guess a glass bottle perrier. yeah, yeah. that tracks.
56:45 perrier he's so fancy. oh, so there's really no good schwarmer places in rva. it makes me sad there's no amazing but like the fucks it called i found a good one i got to save i have to save this local dude whoo hoo rangers help i dealt this local get a good shawarma for reals apple cooler all right. goodbye place and you just got a ready up and if they're in here they're in let's land some fucking trick shots on minoka springs. yes, dude
57:24 elka springs straight out of the star wars galaxy. mmm. acronaut. yes! acronaut! oh no! it's basically halal. scott schwarma is good too. sorry, i was talking about schwarma. come on buddy. bro, i was on a disney cruise, okay? they have a chicken schwarma set up? no. i know. things no one would ever believe. they had a chicken schwarma set up, okay? listen to this. i go up to the guy,
57:57 i say, hey, can i get chicken shawarma, but can i get it served on top of the pita instead of inside? he gives me a blank look and then we're kind of like feeling each other out for a minute and he goes, oh, i was confused because that's how we always serve them. hey buddy, you're talking to the fucking expert here. no, you don't. you're stuffing the shit inside of the pita unless you say something on top of the pita. i go back to the chicken shawarma place. don't say anything the next day. they put the shit inside of the pita. then i'm the asshole and i'm the asshole for making a special request. damn. yeah, that's brutal.
58:27 and i had to make the special request because i mean some of them are great at stuff in the peta but some of them are just not. they're leaving it all right at the entrance. or they just tear it up. yeah, yeah, yeah. like some of them are good at it but you know some of them they didn't. i mean they haven't had peta class which is fine. i mean i don't know how to set it up that's why i'm at the restaurant. peta! yeah. hey peta. hey peta. you should have walked up saying that. i should have.
58:54 and they would have thrown you overboard because that's not a disney property. well, i think it's a fox property and disney owns that now so i think it's okay. hey, peter, put your chicken in me and roll me up. it's not like if you mentioned shrek. if you mentioned shrek, they make you walk the plank. shrek's not disney. dreamworks. dreamplace. dreamworks. i thought it was pixar. oh, come on. pixar is disney. come on, justin. first you don't have big news. now you think pixar and disney. i've never seen shrek.
59:24 it doesn't have a pixar. it's a little edgy for pixar, i'm gonna be honest with you. it's not like other animated movies, it's a little twisted. yeah. yeah, it's a little dark. goes to a different school in canada. yep. son of a... also got laughing because we were playing pixar trivia on the disney cruise. and then you gotta trade forms to mark someone else's, because otherwise his motherfuckers will cheat.
59:55 and one of the questions was how much did disney buy pixar for and their answer was $500,000 and i was oh my god. i think the real answer is like $9 billion or something like that.
1:00:12 i was at my brother's on the weekend or yeah and anyways he's just like rolling through random youtube clips and it's like worst price is right contestant ever. oh dude is it joy? is it who? joy? joy? joy! he viewed the one twice. no it's a guy in his sailor outfit against this lady and she passed on this like it was like two motorcycles a dining room set and something else right
1:00:43 she's like, i'll pass. and then he, this guy guesses, his first guess is $250,000. and then bob is like, are you sure about that? and then he's like,
1:00:58 $60,000 and then bob was just like, all right. and then she bids $1 because she knew she would win. because like, i guess typically the stuff is like 30,000 ish range. yeah. or whatever. yeah. his thing ended up being worth 28,000 and his first guess was 250,000. that's so fucking fun. that's really good.
1:01:27 poor guy. i was thinking of the other worst prices right contestant where it's like you get the five numbers and you have to rearrange them to make the price of a car.
1:01:42 but every time she rearranges it, she keeps using one of the numbers twice and then like looking at the audience and the audience is like screaming at her. they're like, oh, she like scratches it out and then thinks for a second and then writes the same number down again. right after that. oh, and it goes on for like it's like five minutes long. it's so good. you put the nine first.
1:02:10 who the hell is this guy? one of us get a sick shot. i could, i could, you know. dude, it's garen fucking tead. controversy here. i'm not using putter. i'm going mid range on this one. oh my god. if i did putter with whatever the default one they gave you there, if it was like a little bit shorter. dang, i was hoping to skim, but i bit my butt.
1:02:52 i don't know what a spin putt is. fuck that shit man. you guys are like you just threw it over mal's shoulder for me. it's a trick shot. yeah yeah. guys i was reading about do you know terra australis? the hypothesized super continent in the southern hemisphere before motherfuckers got smart enough to just sail their boats south until they hit antarctica. i'm unfamiliar. yeah i'm unfamiliar with that. i was reading about that on the toilet this morning. shit is fucking funny man. they were literally stupid.
1:03:33 they were there. they were writing a scott. the smartest people on earth were writing shit that was like, i'm hypothesizing. there must be a super continent with at least 50 million people there. that's twice the size of europe and africa put together. like they had no idea what, why didn't they just sail south? like i don't understand. yeah. they had boats.
1:03:56 but why did they think there was 50 million people? they literally thought that because the northern hemisphere had so much land, the southern hemisphere must have an equal amount of land otherwise like the earth wouldn't work. yeah, that makes sense. i mean i think i'm with back in the day i guess you didn't you were kind of just working off guesses and stuff but yeah yeah and they would keep like land they would land in like
1:04:22 papua new guinea and be like, oh shit. this is it. terra australis and they would draw a map where it like literally like just south of asia would be like a supercontinent the size of the entire southern hemisphere they were saying shit like it goes all the way to the equator and it's incredible i don't get i don't get why they were so stupid this time or back then like they didn't know what they were fucking doing, bro and
1:04:50 yeah, i like the people who think that if you like go far enough into the north pole there's like another continent that they're keeping from us. yeah. yeah, i think that shit's really funny that's where they got the flying cars. yeah. yeah, i don't believe it but i hope the hollow earth theory is true and there's just like a whole nother world of people down there now we pretty sick cuz then you'd be like, oh man, what kind of games you got? tupac and mj are chopping it up down there right now. i
1:05:23 going into the hollow earth and showing them fortnite and they just fucking explode. they can't fathom it. can you imagine showing someone like a video of homer simpson and fortnite and them going, who's this? oh man, that would be so crazy. that would be nuts. oh my god, i've landed in hell. i hit a leaf. it was perfect perfect and i hit a leaf. oh lizard people, that's right. it's one of peter parker's enemies. yeah, it's not a lizard. oh no, the lizard is uh,
1:06:01 uh what's his fucking name danny deck chair that's right dude don't listen to me i forgot i forgot watch this oh man yeah we need we need conspiracies with like more whimsy yeah what's an example uh like birds aren't real
1:06:32 yeah, i agree with that. that's okay. that was too much whimsy because it like took over reddit and people were talking about finland not existing and shit like that annoying. every once in a while, i still walk past like anti covid vaccine propaganda and it just makes me wonder like what their what that person's life must look like in in 2026. they're still going around like putting up flyers that are like don't get the covid vaccine bro.
1:07:03 yeah, i think that would still go hard in a lot of places in america. really? i thought nobody was getting them. we've got an awesome clip for people who think i'm an anti vaxxer.
1:07:22 i think the problem is that it's free if they charged a bit of money there'd be people it's like anytime someone's trying to give something away for free. you're like, well, what's the catch? right? yeah, right so they got to start charging a couple bucks for the vaccine and then anti vaxxers would be like, oh you charge your money for it must be good. i want it wait, wait, i know guys guys i saw it too. i'm knocking
1:07:56 i'm pissed off too. i found out they don't sell the prescription patches for motion sickness in canada anymore. probably too many damn side effects or maybe the medicines just actually it actually works so they don't want to sell it anymore. well what is it? maybe we'll make some. i forget what scopalamine patches or something like that. meanwhile just to check i called the nurses hotline and went hey can i get a maid cocktail? i have trouble sleeping sometimes and they went sure bro just pull up pull up to the drive through pharmacy we'll hook you up with the maid cocktail.
1:08:25 scope 8, i mean. let's just get some scope mouthwash and mix it with something that's got an amine on the end. paint it onto some painter's tape. brush it on. bob's your uncle. there you go. there's a lot of amines out there too. so instead i had to get the homeopathic motion sickness patches. so next time we play mecha chameleon i'm gonna be strapped up. double patched. nice dude, let's go. i feel like i could fix you. how do you think you would fix me?
1:09:04 i don't know. i just like several, uh, like i'm trying, i was trying to picture like how could this game make someone motion sick? so i get a lot of motion sickness. like i can't pick, i have to like watch your body back. all right. what is he doing with his camera? i think so. there's the one, it doesn't give me emotion sickness by default. if i hide and then put myself as a security camera in the room as a fixed point, i do not get motion sickness.
1:09:39 but as the hunter where you would think i would get motion sickness, i'm usually alright. but as the free cam, as a hider, it's really bad. i feel like you don't want the free cam. you just want to like flip through people. something about like looking at them, like looking at their face or like the third person camera like doesn't look right or something like that.
1:10:06 like even just thinking about it has me feeling weirdly nauseous which is like, i don't know, kind of crazy. don't get me wrong. i'm not saying that's normal. yeah the free cam has a mild fisheye thing going on. yeah, you know i never really realized that.
1:10:23 but i usually just like click through people and it's usually like pretty zoomed in on them. but you could roll with the mouse wheel to zoom it out. like one of those gotta help. there's something about it man. and then i played a game yesterday that was even worse because it's like all these well the game itself is actually kind of peak to be honest but uh all these indie like friend slop games they just put your
1:10:45 your camera on like a rag doll and then when you get shot you just like teleport across the room and like your head is just jerking around constantly and i'm like oh i like i've been feeling fucked up and like a baby because why you really look a little sleepy you look sick what's wrong i was playing a video game today i was playing burger bots inc on steam oh man
1:11:14 yeah it's weird certain games get me real bad and then other games are fine and i usually can't put my finger on it. like i was playing uh... uh... prattfall. oh yeah yeah yeah. digging down. that one didn't make me sick and i really thought it would. oh that was another one. yeah like when you... for sure. like when you fall your camera's going all over the place. you're a ragdoll. but it doesn't uh... it just doesn't get me that way. like peek... peek fucked with me. yeah peek didn't get me bad either. guys this one's legit so makeable. oh i... you know if i put a little less
1:11:50 sloth's on that thing. he's going in. i don't know what the fuck i was thinking. where am i? a lot of the friend sloth games have it for some i don't know if they all have like the same like i don't mean this as like a pejorative. they have the same like camera controller like middleware you can get on the unity asset store or something. you okay, malf? yeah, i'm just uh oh, okay. i just made sure i'm getting green bar lectured again. oh yeah, yeah, yeah. oh yeah, look at that.
1:12:33 oh yeah. really flung that thing. yeah, i aim pretty high too. i'm just gonna ignore chat. like can you guys play portal? like portal makes me want to spew in like two minutes. i was at the time. but i think i might have changed the fov. it helps. the fov helps. it doesn't make it perfect for me but it helps a lot. i can't deny that. but like in portal, like for some first person shooters don't usually give it to me.
1:13:03 but first person puzzle games give it to me like crazy. like it's like tickling a different part of my brain. and then, i mean once you go through a portal it's over. because they're flipping your perspective around like crazy. yeah, yeah. also i used to get crazy motion sickness like in cars as a kid so i think i'm just predisposed. something happened to me in my life where like i used to not get motion sickness that badly but like
1:13:31 i'll hear people be like, oh well if you're the driver it's not as bad. it's like no, i still get motion sickness as the driver. really? that's a curse man. it's horrible man. and it's only in certain like, like it's killing me because i want to go to the mountains here more. like i, like there's a lot of beautiful nature in virginia but as soon as i'm on a windy road i'm fucking done. that sucks. yeah. it is awful.
1:13:58 it kicked you? kicked me? how many holes you got left? oh that was the last one? that was 18. oh. huh. let's get him back in here. minus 10 actually. do we? that minus 10, that's pretty good. i'm feeling better. that's my personal best and my personal best drive. you know what? that's my personal best too. oh dang look at that. yeah i also i can't drive the way i used to. i think this is just being old.
1:14:29 but like, i used to be able to drive for hours and hours and now i could do like 90 minutes before i'm like, i gotta get out of this fucking car. i feel like i'm gonna fall asleep. connecting unable to join. i think it might be one of those things where like when too many people are trying to join at the same time it just like won't let anyone in. yeah, i think this is a remake situation for sure. yeah, yeah. i'm gonna do some quick shopping. i got five coins to spend. oh shit, really? yeah.
1:15:05 i'm buying discs. i'm going crazy. the vip prince? that's what they're calling it. okay, i'm putting this on. oh no, this is the... they need some more courses in this beast man, i'll say it. that cost two? fuck. i'm a little sad they weren't giving me different hair yet. they have a dynamic hair system so the more you play the more it just naturally grows. it just grows? that's smart. it's like red dead redemption.
1:15:46 yes, your hair has grown three hours in length. oh, i was disconnected from my own lobby, man. dang. i don't know. before it was even set up. can you just bring all your d— wow, your disc bag is so big. you can put nine discs in there. fuck it, i gotta get into real disc golf, man. yeah. i'm in a discord server of like local twitch folks and they're always playing disc golf. really? yeah, yeah, they're very about it. it would be so... do people play disc golf in like
1:16:28 quarter after seven in the morning it would be so awesome. i don't know if i want to get up that early. it would be funny to just show up one day. jinxy has you on stream. jinxy the cat, the cat from meet the parents. the cat from meet the parents. jinxy cat, jinxy cat.