world's number 1 class clown (Stick Scholars)

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0:00 yeah, what are the parkour difficulty options besides static? easy, medium, hard. okay, hard for sure. i didn't realize we were playing on static parkour. we can do dynamic if you want. what's the difference? oh, things will move, i guess. like things will move. yeah, for sure. oh, nice. how about just dynamic then? sure. i feel like we're just going to lose. that's good. i think that'll help the...
0:27 i don't think we need any platforming. and then only questions about internet culture. i'm scholar. i'm scholar. if i die, don't kill me. i'm so excited to see the class clown. my role is teacher. it's sad though. teacher. i think i get to pick the quizzes or something. i think i'm the mason. i get to see what's there. holy shit. w. oh, and there's win. there's win. there's win. that's actually gg. see you in hell guys. okay.
1:00 oh shit, what the hell is that? what the fuck is that? what is that? what is that? wait, it took too long. oh my god, i'm getting hit.
1:11 wait oh i made it i'm just stupid to under five i got frame traps dude i didn't know i thought it wouldn't go all the way out of all only me and jim made it yes it'll be family just to fail that's so funny okay that's gotta be an outlier
1:40 it was good and then the hands started coming from the ceiling and crazy. holy cow i'm just gonna speedrun cuz random shits about this happening. just too hard. it's too hard okay, okay. okay, we're chillin. i got motion. i got actual motion please wait out this easy with his way to go. oh
2:13 these are fake right? oh no what no no no no class clown behavior no pressure no pressure okay, the first block is real on that line every block is real oh my god
2:31 billy the boys want you and i need you to leave the pot. it's okay. it's okay. it's okay. just just chill it's okay, you got it you got it just jump jump jump jump. oh, he was trying to kill me by the platform. i will never see that i'm honest at the end of this and it's gonna make you feel bad for bullying me
2:54 this looks bad because i've gotten every other question right, but i seriously have no idea who this is. yeah, i have no idea. okay, we might need to go medium trivia knowledge. because what the hell? no, we got five. we got five. we can make it. well, i'll tell you mine is just a 25% chance because i guessed. i have no idea, man. no, right? yeah. okay. the boomer chili.
3:30 geyser. huge. nice. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. we got a couple of these here. what? boo, boo, chili. geysers for water. why the fuck is it that? is it dali? this feels like dali. yeah, yeah. really? i thought it would be back here. we got a chance. we got a chance. wait, do we? i thought we were... what the heck is this? it's a gap junction. it's a desmosome. fuck. little sus, little sus. sorry, i was... we're getting really a little sus on that one. isn't this impossible?
4:02 what? is it 50? woah! oh my god! yeah, is it possible to pass? yes. yeah, yeah. that's... it doesn't look like it's half as wide as it is long, bro. that's suspicious. do they mean football like soccer? i don't know. interesting. i don't even think we need to vote people on these ones, brah. then we can just play the game. yeah. yeah. oh! this again? okay, okay. no, no. mums and me down this route to get to school again.
4:36 yeah, this is how grandpa's like oh, i'm already pouting bro! it's like kate, no! you're up to the top of my head. what do you mean kate, no? sorry, i thought you were gonna die. just stay there, just stay there. i was concerned for my friend. just let it pass and then go. kate, no. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. wait, i'm sweating, i'm sweating in real life. i'm an adult and i'm sweating over there. what? oh.
5:06 dang it. it's gotta be this cuz it's ironic. it's like funny. i don't know. i think i got mine. i think i got mine. i knew which ones it wasn't. i think i got mine. what? what the fuck? it's not peeping the shirts. i'll tell you that much. i said white. what? yes. w scholars.
5:42 i just read the answers first. i'm like, that's what the snow white did. we did it. okay, so it doesn't even matter if i got it wrong. let's go. go, dude. wait, what the hell? you all did it. that's a profiterole. yeah, great job. okay. i knew it wasn't a macaron or a madeleine, but i didn't know what a financier is besides every i need a madeleine, bro. i need a madeleine. thank you. there's no way. nobody's sus, man.
6:16 i think we're all trying our best to win. even the class clown. what the hell? what is that? it's a w. that's war gone dude. chemical symbol 74. wait, how far does this go? are we dead? what does war gone do? there's a blocker. no, it's gonna get blocked by the triangle. we need help to push it as a team. i'm gonna hide under this triangle real quick. yeah, yeah. okay, don't go too fast. then we can push the war gone. okay, that's enough.
6:44 that smoke is really gonna ruin our plans. who died? what's happening? ryan died? i don't want to talk about it. 1994? dude, these two states are both striking from the map. who cares? california and new york.
7:13 guys, i don't know any of the words in my answer or my question. gimme des moines! i don't know man. why didn't i get a question about des moines? i was barely alive. oh, w. stardew valley. oh, i'm the only person who didn't know this one. wait, really? you're not a stardew head? i thought it was the hardest question of all time.
7:40 no idea. this is a pure guess. yeah, literally not. okay. i don't know, but they're just guess missouri. one of the missouri river between iowa and nebraska. they got my ass. y'all get this one or what? that's torque, bro. i was thinking torque, bro. it's like this. it's the u.s.! it's the u.s.a. well, i was barely alive! i was barely alive. god dang.
8:07 guy that's like a little bit emotionally vulnerable. i thought it was 2026 right now. we're going to lose. we're going to lose. if we lock in, we have a chance. we just need all five people to make it. yeah. okay. a 33 mile per hour wind. careful. middle is safe. like in between the don't jump, don't jump, don't jump, don't jump. oh, saved.
8:40 wait you guys all have to live oh it is
9:01 wait, how did you sacrifice? oh yeah it's over we lost anyway. okay. what the fuck? i will say there was someone standing very still when the smoke bomb was being placed. yeah like everybody because we were all dead man! okay we gotta we just gotta win out. yeah we gotta win out. you still got clipped by laser? at the starting area? everyone was going and i wanted to join. even without the platform i don't think we can make it.
9:36 what the the quizzes? no, we can do we can do it. let's let's take our time okay, we do need keys this isn't that bad right whoa joe don't you be careful you slide on that. oh, you have to jump left. you're gonna go left. yeah, you have to go left. um okay pants we believe in you. okay. i think we're good. i think we're chilling. yeah. oh shit. oh shit you're good
10:12 nice. it's winnable. it's winnable. it's so winnable. what the hell is this? thumbs up. easiest question of all time. actually easy if you think about it. that's my goat right there. i'm guessing. does anyone know where they eat in jera? yeah, ethiopia. yes. what the hell?
10:43 the old words to me i was there when they were written. you see that photo with the tongue out? that's me right now. yeah. i see what you're doing. yeah. well, we make it easy. it was deep in my brain. so does anyone know the answer to this?
11:11 caliphate obviously his bag bed whatever the mask is all didn't even need me bro, don't say that yeah, okay y'all need me that's right. amen laser this doesn't seem bad at all one person job. no, like you just gotta get there and push that i'm a little weak, but i can make work. oh
11:48 easiest level of all oh my god. who fucking died? who died? who died? who died? who died? who died? who died? uh, w. easy. oh, i know this. i know this. if you don't get intimidated by the questions, they're easier. that doesn't mean anything, gusem. gotta calm down and remember your basic knowledge.
12:21 this one's easy for a monster like me. i don't know. i feel like it was either hardness or resilience. it could be either, i think. i didn't know this one. yeah, video game. i think we got saved on that one.
12:45 your english major, your english major, your doctor. wow. okay, we need one of these. guys, we're gonna make it. we're gonna make it today. we're gonna make it. what the hell is this? lady gaga. it's lady gaga, bro. angelina germanotta, you will not be famous. famous facebook page. german and chad? german? 985? puffness. we got there.
13:12 okay, okay, i'm not gonna die in the next one. i promise i really fucked up on that on their last one i'm just thinking about the ice latte. i'm gonna get up he's going for best sleuth. i see him ryan what the hell? wait, but you can just jump over the w. someone has to push the block right left i mean left so that so we can get the keys. otherwise, you can't get out. yeah i think you can walk left push the lock left
13:47 now they can get out, right? yeah. smart. there's no shot. that's real. a lot of people rush in here. this is easy one too. okay, wait, we can win. bernie could still win. what is this? i'm feeling good. this is not real. i'm feeling 70% right. free energy?
14:19 gibbs free energy. no, no, anything about the geometric distribution with a success probability of p w stands. yeah. i mean, hey dude, i love the pop culture questions. even if you got that one wrong, i would still be your friend. just setting that up for my question. yes. i actually would have guessed portugal with all my fricking heart. this means nothing to me.
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15:28 really what the fuck because i didn't get the answer about what amount of energy do anything that sleuth no most of us voted for no one the entire time. yeah. yeah. okay. okay. we do we want medium
15:54 medium and hard? parkour should be hard for sure. yeah, medium slash hard is probably better than just hard. for trivia, for trivia. what is the advanced settings? what are they hiding in there? it's default, bro.
16:10 anonymous voting, same question for everyone extra credit, win extra slippery movement class clown items, suspensions, graduation requirement maybe there's more items for them to make it yeah yeah yeah yeah anonymous voting is also fine no, it's like giving the items or no items oh, i see i see i see dude, i don't think we want same questions
16:40 no, no, i think the like the difference different questions is good. all right medium and hard questions yes, okay. good luck gl scholar batman said i'm gonna save the city yeah, so fast no shit
17:20 oh my god, right? you almost burned to death. wait, the song is the wheels on the bus. yeah, yeah, yeah. kind of. copyright free, baby. huge. we're gonna win worlds. what? what's this question so creepy? i should have gotten rid of us geography. oh, is it this one? oh no. volunteer space. the liquid is this one. no, this one. this is hard. i think i got a hard one.
17:56 i don't know chemistry. i looked at my chat. what do you mean, stans? honestly, i'm more embarrassed if i do know chemistry. this one's easy. damn, squire. i wish i had that one. me too. me too. no idea. fuck, man. it was rick rubin. chiblee's a traitor, bro. oh, jeez. that's a kugelhof, man. i have no idea. probably. whoa! what? that's a bread? apparently. kugeldorf?
18:29 there's kugel off. kugel off. no, let's see if my roll is met. i actually looked up a chat. i did not know that one. huge. wked's chat. i'm voting for nobody. okay, i know it's not me so i can steal the sleuth rating. that's what i'm doing.
18:59 i think you're the class clown. yeah, i want you to think that so that i can be the best. next level. there's gonna be hands coming down. i just want to put the sherlock holmes hat in the thumbnail.
19:20 oh, dude w pop culture. oh, no, i got an english question
19:46 bro, how do y'all tip? if you're leaving a $20 tip, that's $75. how much do you do it? what term describes the grammar of a language as spoken by native speakers? i don't know. it's not og grammar, is it? yeah, the og. is it og grammar? no way, it ain't og grammar. that's too fake. sorry guys.
20:17 no idea. it's a good show. yeah, it's a great. it's neither of you have seen it. no, it kind of goes off the rails, but the first season is great.
20:29 damn straight. oh no wait. gold, gold. kinda sus how you song's been getting everything right so far. is that sus? i get it. oh? chibleeee. chibleeee. i got a rule, i don't tip over ten dollars. chibleeee. chibleeee. i don't know this one. nah, it's just a rule of mine. normative? oh fuck. yeah. oh, we got it wrong. it wasn't og grammar.
20:59 i know who i'm voting. i'm just gonna say that. i know who i'm voting. i'm just gonna say that. give me the music! i'm the music major! guys! the levels are so hard! i thought we were doing just letting everyone play it! you're telling me i gotta just eat cake for the next seven quizzes? it's not even me, guys! okay, that's why i was waiting for the...
21:30 admission of innocence. okay. oh, i don't i don't need just jump over here. you don't need the block. oh, i guess the no, i okay, i think it would have killed you for sure what the hell
22:11 what the hell? no shit. what the hell aren't they? no, this makes sense to me. this makes sense. i'm cheating again. my chat helped me. i'm gonna need a hard carry on this one. maybe i don't i don't know mexican sauce. i rarely eat mexican food mexican sauce. i'm always probably the
22:36 this is only a few mexican sauce, please, please, please, please my man no idea that looks good. i thought it was beside. yeah, isn't he the rose in the sea? yeah. yeah, he is but that's just the thing about him you got to know okay, i never had oh you got it. you got it. oh
23:04 yeah, i cheated. you're so good. mole. we can let him back. we can tank one. you don't fucking need me, asshole. wait, no one votes for him? i'm just doing it for the first time. he just wants the sleuth, man. i'm farming sleuth. wait, this game confuses me because like i want to play but i should just die? like, uh...
23:32 wait, wait, wait, i gotta get the key before he gets it and then we save push push that down and push it up twice push it down once and then yeah, i mean it doesn't actually matter oh, wait, wait, well, yeah. yeah, if you open it we get another we locked oh
24:00 cuz oh my bad. oh, wait it's actually gg. it seems to be a wall behind that lock. we shouldn't have pushed it down. oh shit. there seems to be a wall behind that lock as well. wait what if that block is no, the wall what if the black block is this doesn't matter, we're stuck. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
24:29 oh the wall didn't do anything. oh hell i know this one i have no idea on this one harming the other pair parasitism, i guess don't say capitalism that's a really good one though, i have no idea i have no idea i have no idea that's really good. it's been a minute
24:58 your social standing dependent on how many of these you got by the way. 100% i was never getting posted. neither was i. what the heck is a friendster? parasitism, kate. it's parasitism. nice. don't talk to me about conventionalism. my chest said it was capitalism. please be group one.
25:23 because group two is the rare earth metals, right? group two is rare earth metals. wait, isn't that illegal legends legend? yeah, she's a midlane assassin. i wouldn't know this one either. you have no excuse. yeah, sorry that i didn't know mississippi was the magnolia state. magnolia state. this school loki like has no direction in their teaching. i don't think they really know what they're trying to teach.
25:53 yeah, it's a big blind spot. state nicknames. what the heck? okay, wait, wait, wait. let's make sure we don't lock here. we have to push first right no matter what. yeah, yeah, yeah. first right and then we push it all the way back left. no? wait. smart. yes. yeah, yeah, yeah. w, w, w, w, w. wait, don't, don't. go hurry, chiblee. oh. oh. oh, i have... what? okay, pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing.
26:19 let's go! you can take a little bit of a laser beam irl. oh, we can't switch his dead body for the meme. i was trying to get it in so i could squash y'all. don't push at all. don't push at all. don't push at all. no, no, you have to hit it below. oh, watch out for the rubber hands. i'm gonna make it easier for us. thank you. oh, it's getting blocked! go, go, stands! right now! no! i had to stand here and get pulled. oh, a canadian question. come on, man. what the hell is this? oh, god.
26:50 i'm getting like the dumbest easiest questions guys don't be mad at me for this one. this one is really hard come on you got a question in biology wait until you see mine oh
27:31 i think that's right. yeah, nice. nice. nevermind. i don't even know where the mackenzie river is. we might be fucked guys. i think i got wrong. yeah, okay. well, i mean we're triple fucked then. and then this softball. college. it is college. ryan, you're a biology major. you should know this. i mean, i should have known this at one point, but i definitely do not know it now and probably didn't know it then either.
28:03 damn, ghibli wasn't the problem. let him back in. let me back in guys. he wasn't! i'm letting him back in, i'll tell you that much. i'm just trying to make it in this world just like y'all. i'm trying to get up and do my college and get a little job. they're farming sleuths on my ass, chat. i'm trying to get a little job. i think it's easy to push right. i don't think we have to go over. i think you can... but we could. i think we can squeeze out here.
28:34 oh no we can't. where is the w? i'm hiding oh we missed the we missed the w. i actually don't know where to land. it's really scary. at least survive so we can play the quiz part. yeah yeah yeah i want to answer questions.
29:04 my name is johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass! that was what i was meant to say before i jumped into the cactus. well my entire life has led to this question. okay. friends to lovers, slow burn baby. which state shares a land border with only one other u.s. state? tough ass question. tough to uff. i think it's delaware or maine. maine?
29:35 is it delaware? no, i think it's not del oh maybe actually. i was mixing up delaware and new hampshire in my head. gotta be australia. oh easy, no idea. um, england. oh, not bad guys. i was prepping the um, in case i was roxas exclamaté times deliver slow burn. oh one true pairing. lemon one shot, let's go. damn, i would have got that wrong. holy.
30:04 you didn't have your awakening to fanfiction? no, i'm still waiting for it. oh, no, it's all on me you can do it. i believe you can do it. you can do it. you can do it i don't even know what i answer ever guys. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
30:33 people were saying road island oh sorry keep forgetting the brisk continue no uh okay i'm gonna not die this time i'm gonna answer a question salutes maxing farming sleuths being the clown's awesome because you can just play like shit and you say it's on purpose oh wait just ignore everything ignore everything before the smoke bomb comes out
30:58 the laser doesn't even move. yeah, i didn't want chiblee to get the key just in case. no, you i think oh, yeah, you're i thought you were stuck. you're good. are you okay down there? he might be. no, he can get out. stick on that. he was deciding which side of platform he wants to do. you're stealing school property, bro.
31:21 what? okay, this is a little... i got biology question. i have no idea, dude. easy. you know about long tail of plasma? oh my god. you're gonna love my question. that's just the ion tail. lysosome? is it andosome?
31:48 what the fuck, man? seems right. i mean, it feels better than the other ones. you know the eiffel tower gets larger in summer? i think i read that in the expansion of... yeah, yeah. huge. is it me next? oh, shit.
32:19 jesus. i got this. i think you're right. yeah. yeah. that's the gold g apparatus. no, no, no. it's the endo plasmic reticulum, whatever. always go with your first instinct. they're not even using the hands most rounds. oh, hands is a class clown ability?
32:50 yeah, i think so. oh! no, no, it's random. wait, how would you know, yusong? how would you know? i'm literally just guessing, but it seems like it. yeah, yusong, how did you know? i'm beginning to think you're the claws of a clown. yeah, can we jump over that? i don't think i can, right? i think you have to... you have to go under the ball. oh, crap. wait, i'm thinking it's an ability now. someone just remembered the hands because i said it.
33:21 wait, you seem to be able to activate the hands all of a sudden. this shit's hard. i'm actually too stupid. okay, there we go. you just go for all of them. are you sweating? i was sweating. every time i'm this, i'm sweating. that's a fake one, man. that's a fake one. no, no, no. you can get all the way, i promise. there you go, yeah. the block shouldn't be fake. it's gonna...
33:48 how the fuck would i know man? how would i know this? icosahedron? no, it's not this. how on earth would i know this? i think? does anyone know icosahedron is? icosahedron? oh, if only i had the icosahedron question. it's not that. i do but i can't tell you. it might be the top one. i don't know. i don't know anything about math. guys, if you pick one at random, don't say that and then if you get it right you look really smart, okay?
34:19 baldur's gate. my bad, that was jon the wizard. has a z in it, has a q in it. okay. that was my thing. yeah, this is the parallax shift. pretty easy. she's like a roach girl. rational. fuck. w stands. you know what? it didn't matter and i guessed.
34:56 apparently it's 20. that's right. yeah bro, i thought when it like a planet was in retrograde. it was like a hormonal cycle yeah, it's ovulating. yeah, like i thought it was like ovulating no, it's we're close though we just need one more whoever the class clown is they could still win really? how how do i do it? oh shit. i have to grab a key. he got good spawn too
35:29 don't worry guys. i got i got i got a platforming god platforming god platforming god i don't care about winning brah. i got my life is fulfilled in other ways. i
36:03 this is so specific. i feel like if i get this right, i'm not an ally, chat. this doesn't seem right. wait, you're not an ally if you get your question wrong? if i get it right... if you get it right, you're not an ally. if i get it right, i'm not an ally, bro. i don't know. oh, you should just get it wrong then. you're stuck in an awkward position. i am stuck in an awkward position. don't worry, guys. i got this. oh, okay. one down. nice. i'm johnny knoxville and welcome to night city!
36:38 i have absolutely no idea. i had no idea. oh staccato class oh ghibli why would you get that wrong piano? what the fuck? i knew the answer to is the crazy thing is louisiana y'all
37:10 oh shit. i love my mark and son, i still love my momma's style. have you all seen that one? oh no. mia mia mia mia, you're the apple of my eye. sorry, i'm tweaking. it all comes down to this. fuck it. we should have suspended shit for this one. that's okay. oh. yeah, it's 2 gs i think. okay, that block is real to be clear. yeah.
37:43 oh, no. i think you three genuinely have to make it. i think you can make it. you can make it make it too. wheels on the bus. so stupid. you can just make it if you stupid fucking mistakes. a two time. wait, i died. i died not on purpose. no, we got this. we got a chance. you have to go perfect here for us to win. oh, no. oh my god. yes. this is awesome.
38:17 you saw it? and now it's done. oh fuck no guys we lost. we lost. really? yeah yeah yeah. my name's zio and i'm in assassin's creed. my name's zio and i'm in prince of persia. why hasn't kate? i don't know it could be rags! dude it's ezio on a tour, bro. you've never played that? stans, don't judge me until you've seen my answer. yeah. i fucked it up. i said cyprus, it's crete.
38:49 i believe in peace
39:21 bro the tom and gary motherfucker that's my otp right there i feel amazing
39:47 now every time i look like a fool i can excuse it. i think the balance is pretty good on that one. oh there is a hide lobby code button in the options. yeah there's a streamer. scholar. dude finally class clown i'm excited. stans is class clown. sorry let me read the abilities real quick.
40:07 okay, so not class con you don't have to read the abilities that they're just a little thing on your screen. okay. well, that's i just i was just trying to double fake us out. it was aspirational. i'm gonna think for a second. i'm just running this one. oh my god i've just seen my goat burn in front of my eyes. it seems like dan is genuinely reading the items. i don't i okay. oh shit
40:33 have never been class clown so i don't even know how to fake it appropriately that was close yo, you know, i know i don't know what roman general crossed the rubicon river and can you please i think i am your friend now that shit was probably issues for lehoolius. you're my friend everybody is a friend
41:06 we love each other, we're friends nah i know that buddy who, who julius was doing, he was getting up to stuff oh my god tiger woods, there's no laser yeah, w oh, okay nice you see tiger woods crashed his car and then they said what are you doing and he said i was at the found with the president don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me nooooo someone isn't robespierre, pilled that's julius, bro 100%
41:42 nice. he was always crossing goddamn rivers and shit. i knew that. i see the answer. i could always say i knew that was the answer. i was gonna say the answer. oh, we did it. english majors can, baby. let's go. let's go. syntax. that's a grenade in call of duty modern warfare 2. i think i wasn't reading strunk and white. alright. what are the chances shipley got it three times in a row, you know? wait, wait, i want to take my vote back. he got the answer right.
42:11 i got the answer and i clutched up on the level. clutched up? i clutched up. i go and scratch his car and said i crashed it because i was talking to the president. i'm talking to the president right now on my phone. i hit the tree because i'm talking to the president. we need both keys. it is not necessarily safe. okay, it's obviously a fake block. oh, here, that platform moves. that platform moves. okay. hold on. oh my god.
42:41 okay. oh my god. oh shit class clown just saved us did they i'm gonna go? bro this fucking song was released a year before i was alive how am i supposed to know the code name bro?
43:14 no, neptune speaks to me. this one might be tough. this one is a little we can disable this. what kind of lentils used in dalmakani? that's insane. it's the one i wouldn't have guessed. crepe. w creping. you took a big crepe on the toilet.
43:42 dude this was a prize i wasn't even born i wasn't even no way to stay in his trial come on oh yeah i don't know that she would never emulate a game oh please you saw you got this oh
44:08 okay, i didn't know i didn't know i mean you did just see famous black american and went for it after i clutched up on the doll question to
44:25 the hell you can emulate we and gamecube i didn't even own gamecube bro. you can emulate the god dang ps6 and they can do it's crazy these days oh shit fuck okay. oh, you can either you can dodge the hands i mean you just catch the weenie hut junior side of the level my first time going lower path
45:03 dude what? oh, this is easy, bro. who who knows this? i got an easy question we just need two more. give me more earth science. i actually studied earth science it's in my university here actually, i think you get a 20 yard safety literally no idea great answer chiblee. oh, yeah, very nice. yeah, yeah, yeah for sure easy otherwise if they was sit monaco would be like a 20 minute race fin. oh
45:39 sure. easy peasy, easy cheesy. okay. just a couple of scholars i see. yeah. sure? lorde. lorde. yeah! 100%. am i gonna catch me getting that one wrong? oh, i thought i was one of the answer options. hey, does anyone actually know this? no, no idea. okay, thank you. okay. okay. it was 2010. that's pretty early. it says nothing about my character. i want you to know that. wu song. sorry, i'm just a joke. you know so much about football.
46:14 the size of the field, the rules. we had to take like quizzes and gym pass to prove that you knew the rules of whatever unit it was. that's the only reason i know that. i'm farming soon. i like to imagine it's not on random and kate's been bullying chiblee. way great video idea. no, there's no offshoot, i swear. i swear. oh, this is tough. 28 mile per hour wind. watch out for hands, late hands.
46:48 i'm still ah shit slippy bro. see you in hell. oh dude i got too much motion. yes easy second second class nobody else close our eyes. okay, you can take your time on this just relax just relax you got it. hey nice. oh
47:19 that's what the money is for. i don't even know what this means. this is like the guys from animal crossing. the only sin she's committed is being familiar. this means nothing to me. estrification? saphonification? saphonification! i'm sorry, i'm down voting every pop culture question is too easy. it's that simple. bro, this, yeah, yeah, yeah! you want more happiness.
47:52 good job, you son. thanks. no, i'm sorry. tough one guys. okay. i would have known. i'm actually glad because i'm pretty sure i got mine wrong. i don't even know what it means. oh wait, it's all pop culture except mine? nice! mine was not pop culture. i've not even seen this bro. oh, it's great. i've heard it's amazing. i don't know what a metalloid is. that's tough man.
48:17 that seems the most metallic i'll tell you getting my question is obviously hard and chat spamming question marks is insane there was a fortication looking a little sauce
48:36 a little sus on that one. who? who? who? you understand? who? i don't want to accuse you because you're my wife. easiest pop culture questions versus two people with the chemistry questions? you know what? i'll take big dogs leap. i can't do that. i can't do that.
48:56 wow. i've seen you picking me every god dang round. you got a bone? dude, i've been practicing fighting people in my mind. you might not want to mess with me. can we just go low on this one? yeah, i think this is when they go high, we go low. you can't make it to right. you can't jump that. now watch this. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
49:18 i made it, didn't i? wait, how do we block the... wait, wait, think before we drop this. no, no, no, no, no. do we have to... i think we have to make the far... push it a little bit more. we're going over the cactus. no, no, no. you push it down and then we go back to the beginning. don't push it down. just like one more tip. i trust you, kate. and then just make the jump? don't we push these both down and then go the bottom route? i told you. i told you.
49:43 you had a nail if you push it down you died a little oh then you go back left i see yeah, you know what your way is actually smart. oh, i died. i wish i fucking died okay, this is actually really tough even i know this despite never played minecraft before this will surely clear my name. i guess i don't know because this is only the part this could be this but i have absolutely no idea gotta go with your heart
50:17 yeah, literally the one i thought it couldn't be i thought for sure it was buckling yeah ampere oh, man, w me
50:50 oh, i hate that it comes out of this. it's so funny that that is the same w as kate's creeper. you're a creeper, believe in yourself! yay! damn!
51:01 just a great that was crazy. you're 25. yes. yeah, yeah chivoli is fucking fuming right now no, i'm still i'm not mad. you're mad. i'm not a clown bro, dude. who was the clowns doing a bad job? crazy man, can we get two w's for that? haha
51:28 and then push that one right that's the only way cuz it's got to block the laser so we can trampoline sorry for yelling yeah, just and is awfully smart i'm beginning to think guys wait for me ryan. it's good. oh
51:55 i i'm just getting a concussion. he just likes to be on the trampoline. oh, i just noticed the arms kind of wag when you're jumping. there's a cactus. there's a cactus. i don't know. nba draft? i collect this. oh, nba draft? what about it? i won't tell you the answer. in 2003? i think lebron james because that's the only one i know.
52:30 i'm going with the lebron james, the lebron james, please! i clutched this one. oh my god! i clutched this one! dang dude, let's go! i'm out of my i'm cracked out of my mind. yeah, disneyland is in california, chad. disney world's in florida. yes, yes man! no idea. oh, wait. wait, really? yeah. oh wow. okay, do the boat. okay. yeah! should we should we help him? nice.
53:05 we're just gonna win. i don't know about this one, is it lebron? it's gotta be lebron james. yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. well, which us general was defeated at the battle of the little bighorn in 1876, bro? that's philip sheridan. was that not custer's last stand? is that the, like, the... custer's what?
53:30 last stand like the the poem or novel or something? sounds like it should be called custer's last stand. ryan obviously you know what i need to do? he's gonna be imposter. matt talks about busters. ryan's legit throwing guys. what are you talking about? did you see all the questions like alright? okay, we need both but it's fast and scary. oh, it's windy too. it's windy. i got the easy one. i'll go for the other one. if you get close, can't you just dodge it? nice.
54:02 oh shit, it's hands! go fast! go fast! how did i live? i think i blocked for you. he finally clicked the hands button. yeah, they found the hands button. yeah, ryan, where was i couldn't see it when i did it. good luck y'all. classical mechanics. oh shit, i'm reading it like i hang on. wait, you saw that? currents are different than waves. yeah, i got hands. this has gotta be... gotta be abducted.
54:33 i don't know. i actually don't i was trying to intuit this one and i don't think i got it i'm just picking the largest option. no, the moon isn't currents right? that's phases moons in this luteal phase bro chill on it i thought it was i thought it was like temperature the determinants. am i crazy? actually guess title
54:59 i have no idea. it was anyone? rbg? sandra day, conner, bro. dude, rbg, man. oh, fuck. nailed it. i was right! i was right. suck on these!
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55:37 i've literally gotten every answer right so far except no you did it you mean kernel mustard i got kernel mustard rock oh why am i like socially distanced over here i stink bad spawn wait what do we do uh well let me think of here uh push that no no we're gonna push we're in a double stack we'll push oh wait for me hang on not yet wait wait don't push it don't push it on my head yeah
56:04 i'm dead. i'm so waiting you can't get under you can't get on wait. can i can i can you push it to the right a little bit? can you push your lower? your bodies at it move you so no we can't oh yeah, you can't move
56:23 you saw it. i was choking you. okay. now moving. i have a strategy. we're out of time. it's gotta be double stack. we got to push. no. oh, gg. gg. oh no. it's smoking. we not literally just push that one yet. just push that one and we can make it your blood. your body. everyone is body blocking. i'm losing it. your song is the, is the imposter.
56:52 everyone was the smartest person in the game when it comes to platforming. that's crazy! it was really emotionally intense, i got scared, i wanted to help but i couldn't. no vote?! yeah, leave him alone. i just, i communicate better when everyone's calm and everyone says it's really... you know what, you're right, that's my bad. you don't even need to do anything on this one. there's no floor, by the way, there's no floor. uh... oh. there's no floor there, guys. you suck, i wish you would be. do not open the right, do not open the right, do not open the right. it has to open the top, it has to open the top. where the fuck am i?
57:22 there we go. w. see that? what a fucking traitor, do that? wait, who said there's no floor and then insta died? i said there's no floor, jim insta died. oh. that's an interesting question. i would say so. they got that wrong. i have no idea. i don't know. that's the only place i know. no idea. i only know rome.
57:52 cuz i think some could be discovered without a telescope. is that a meme? yeah, the long ones. mike wazowski. ice age. hashtag mike wazowski. shrek. what? shrek? yeah. that's insane. is that insane? idiom? idiom. wow. english. ryan is actually a clown. oh, rome? okay.
58:26 oh, he's carrying us. well, i got the hardest question of all time. i got it wrong. people are like this. are we forgetting that this guy didn't get the spice girls? he didn't he didn't know that the spice girls didn't want to be one of the most popular songs of human history. we have to bear ryan. it all comes down to this. i do think they're saving it all.
58:50 saving it all for the final round. i can't! i get oh my god, okay. i mean we should be voting for you, zog, probably. i think he was voting right so he could in the fucking final hour, uh, reveal his machinations. okay, we push it right. that's it. it's simple. it's simple. we push the block right. why not just get on this shit and ride it to the moon, bro? because i don't think it doesn't go far enough, does it? wait, does it? i'll make it go far enough. oh, it doesn't go far enough. i'm silly. let's go.
59:23 see ya! as far as it stands, you got a lot of time. thank you. oh, you can't push right, those are fake blocks from fucking nl. can't upload a notice that's really easy to communicate when everyone's not super angry and yelling at you song all the time. yeah... i never yelled at you, saw. i did. bro, i'm getting flamed for not making the level harder. what am i supposed to do? it's a platform that carries you to the end.
59:54 please no questions. who's the main character of red dead redemption 2? but i think i threw i just picked this one because it's a character from another piece of media that i thought and kate cheated
1:00:20 b? nice. nice. we just need that's right. two more! two more! it's amelia clark. fucking morpheus, bro. i think it is morpheus, man. wait, is it actually? that's why he's morp oh. no! no, it's him, man. i thought that's why he's morpheus. i thought i was gonna pick, but morpheus made me laugh. i don't know, man. i don't know! i don't know this one! i don't know this one! oh, morpheus is the god of dreams. that's ah! that's just the guy that's on the that fucking crashed out of my mind!
1:00:50 oh, this is easy, k, come on. what? what is it? what is it? what is it? i have no idea. yeah! yeah! yeah! motherfucker. i told you ryan was the freaking clown. okay, but this guy really doesn't know the spice girls did wannabe. that's stunning. that is crazy. bro, i don't... how does the song go? oh, interesting.
1:01:16 i know