They call me midrange Marty (Disc Golf Masters)

Name: They call me midrange Marty (Disc Golf Masters)
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0:02 it's a one on one. me against snooze. i don't think dan's loud, quiet quitting. i think his internet's just bad and it's really frustrating, which i can absolutely relate to. what a fucking putt. holy cow. i'm gonna go mid range, no run. i'm taking my life in my hands. i won't deny this. just make it across the pond. it did not make it across the pond. this one's making it across the—oh! into the hole, no less! that's big.
1:11 okay, we're probably not gonna beat this person. but that's like, i mean, let me say it. if you'll allow me to say it, that's par for the course. now on this, i think we want the disc that bites back. aim low, embrace your natural fade. lean into your natural fade and throw that shit right out onto park avenue. wait, i wanna see her shot though. that's crazy. 75 meters, crazy wind. the wind is gonna work with the fade.
2:03 love that approach though. love everything about that approach and then any putt from there. you just don't overthink it 140 meters i think we're gonna be looking at curving this way with a run up i think we want to get it past the tree and then have it curve in the other direction i trust this angle right now just the way we drew it up their shot was insane though their shot was even better that that was pretty good man
2:51 okay, now this is the kind of shot i've historically struggled with a lot. let's let the wind take this one. just getting the feel for it. under the picnic table, that's going to be a difficult lie. and then we dunk. oh! the wind ain't that strong. buddy, do you have ears? you have ears, right? it's a gale force wind. gentle breeze, my ass. absolutely textbook. i mean, they're locked in with the putts. there's not much i can do when their short game's that good, but still way hole in one potential.
3:55 pure putter. okay, i can't disagree. the putter seems pretty smart here. let's say the wind directly counteracts our natural fade and give me like a 87% straight ahead. ooh, but we got a tap in. that's good. four strokes back. 67 meters. how many disc golf courses are this? now on this one, 67 meters. still think you like the putter. i like the putter at 96.
4:44 slightly leaning into its natural fade and getting a beautiful curve. okay, we should have gotten a little bit more aggressive with it, but still. this looks like a nice fucking day. it does look, i mean this is a beautiful way to spend like a saturday or something. absolutely. 74 meters. we want, we want it curved the other direction. you have so many tools in your toolbox, man. different discs, different stances, different handedness. it's the most strategic game ever invented.
5:31 i like this at like a 90%. hoping for a little bit more bite, but you know what? not too bad. we should go fucking play around. yeah, i think this is a putter. a putter aiming here, trying to dodge as much of the wind as possible at 100%. akronov, you're... we're in for a fucking duel. i was gonna say you're in trouble, but actually you were playing really well. but now i feel like i know what's going on. but you may have also... i don't know, you may have refunded the game on steam. i don't know.
6:27 i think you should keep playing it because i'm this might be the only thing i play in july to be honest with you oh, no, are you saying oh no because they're taking too long to shoot or are you saying oh no because you want to see something else listen open up the dirty window they release up inhibitions so deep you can almost feel it hello, imagine imagine asia on audio surf. oh
7:23 are there videos of like 64 year old dudes playing deacon blues in beat saber in mixed reality? i gotta see that man. don't say it's on that churlish website. guys, i think our lobby crashed. i think i won the game because norway's internet just went out. now i'm playing against myself. in many ways i guess i always was. wind is gonna counter a bit of our natural fade.
8:14 aim low, sweet chariot. give me a run up here. that's gonna hit a tree. i had that 1.4 degrees changes everything. 99 though? 99 could be... no, i think we go... i think we stick with the explorer, because of its favorable natural fade. and just try to hit like a 90 percenter right through the fucking gap. motherfucker. spruce ass. we should just throw it. yeah, throw it 90 degrees straight ahead.
9:02 okay, crazy putt knocked me off the track. really thought the wind would bite it a little bit more, but you know what? we're learning, we're learning. got my disc stuck in a towering oak. that's pretty good. minus five is really good, man. we on that john woo stuff. bass off. no, fuck that. hard boiled.
9:41 i want to be a hipster, i want to be a hipster and say the killer. but i honestly, the killer is good but hard boiled is an all timer man. hard boiled, you got to show hard boiled to some motherfuckers who think terminator 2 is the best movie ever made. terminator 2 is obviously really good. i'm not trying to relitigate terminator 2. all i'm trying to say is that hard boiled is, it's up there. it's up there.
10:07 don't say it's one of your favorite john choi movies, chiblee viewer. okay, i get the joke. nobody gets a joke over on me. and papa jay, akernoff. this is a star studded lobby. samir, akernoff, you look like you got a guava shoved down the front of your shorts, man.
10:39 papa jay, i know papa jay. they're predominantly i associate them as a dan viewer, but they are in the discord and they do have the halo xbox 360 grunt as their profile pic straight from xbox live arcade. i honestly on this one you already know what i'm about to say. i like a mid range with a run. anyway, all i'm saying is papa jay, you know, all disc respects disc.
11:11 i see that retro avatar, i know i'm dealing with a real gamer. i've made a huge mistake. please just get over the rock. this is a push. with a push from this far away, you aim a little high. ooh, we were in the ballpark. no surprise there. okay, the three normies were right in the mixture. 192 meters. this one you got to watch out for. with the wind going that way, i don't mind the curve in this direction, but i also... this is a hard shot, man.
11:57 i feel like we want to counteract that natural curve just a little bit and take a run up. could be a little spicy boys. it doesn't seem that bad though. i think you aim low as fuck on this one. dodge the branches and let the disc bite back my man. bad throw, really bad throw. but you know what? kind of a sick roll. how's the disc flying today? we're doing alright. we're starting to piece it together at least.
12:48 this one you really just don't want to overshoot it. wow, that's a hell of a roll! i could absolutely live with that. huge. 80 meters. can i say something insane? full run up shot with the fucking putter and get it over the tree. did not get over the tree, but we had a good idea in there. oh shit. rattle this cage, rattle this cage. alright. yeah, but it's a tight game here. 111 meters.
14:01 let me take a look. you definitely don't want to hit it too hard. let me get a 90% angle. right there. should have hit 100. should have hit 100. now i'm out here in no man's land. disc nuke incoming! yeah! motherfucker. is there a reason not to always use the putter? yeah, man, because the putter doesn't go as far as your distance driver.
14:44 i'm pissed off i left the door open for akronov. damn, two strokes back now. out here in nomadland. so true. rancis type shit. why does this... now i have no fade on this disc. oh it just it was maybe bugged. um, right there. 100%. dead ahead. natural fade leaves you in a beautiful position. ahead of akronov kind of. only thing that matters. never mind. much further away. someone's in the fucking goo.
15:27 beautiful news for a guy like me. watch the branch, i'll live with that. stop fucking rolling you churlish frisbee! okay, me and akronov are tied. akronov, truce, okay? because we gotta get... you and me, we gotta catch papa jay. check this shit out. yeah, we're gonna curve it through the fucker. and i'll just say it, man. maybe straight in the fucking hole. can i say something? maybe the most tactical shot i've ever made in my entire life. fucked up the putt, but still.
16:24 akhernov missed the mandatory shot. no, no, no. then he's banging the chain box, bro. 90 meters. you don't want a driver for that one. that's crazy. you want to be running mid range with a run up? and then the natural fade is beautiful. let me see. it's right there, huh? give me something like this. hang on. we need our run up back. give me a 90%... oh, it's automatically 100% with the run up, huh? whatever. we take those. just aim low. beautiful.
17:10 oh, no, no, no, no, no. it has to be on the green. damn, acronov plus six. but wait, wait, wait. i'm in the mix again. 86 meters. follow me crazy if you must. i actually kind of like here, curve it around the tree with like an 80% shot.
17:51 natural fade takes us around the tree, gives us a perfect fucking lie on the green. no, that's... that would have been fucking cruel. given how quality that shot was, that roll would have been fucking cruel. we deserve that one for sure. damn, me and papa jay. final hole, stroke for stroke, with hole in one potential. on 83 meters, you're not gonna get it around that tree like that. you gotta put a little fade on it. no hoy this time, i'm afraid. me and akronov had the same idea.
18:45 dude we go again. oh wait we tied anyway, okay. we gotta go again, we gotta go again. join the disc golf masters discord if you haven't already. i'm gonna tell you devs don't take offense to this it's not your fault i'm 37 years old. i'm not joining a discord for any individual video game it's literally not gonna happen. i'm not in the slay the spy or discord.
19:20 we're publishing a game, me and off brand studios are publishing a game called demon bluff! demon bluff, add it to your wishlist on steam. right now, i'm not even in the discord for that. i'm in the discord where we talk about what we're gonna do, but i'm not in the discord for demon bluff. you should be, because it's apparently a very important metric, but you don't need me in there. where's my acronym, bro? we dodged that one. creating session.
20:17 i still get hard from kissing, is that weird? that's the most normal thing of all time bro. because you would think that as you got more well versed in the sexual arts, you would need like more and more to excite you. but the kiss indicates like a base level of desire beyond just, you know, performative function that demonstrates, you know, it's that the desire is reciprocated. of course it's going to increase your arousal. are you stupid?
20:49 hand holding? okay, if you're still getting hard from hand holding, you're... i mean, i'm a little jealous maybe, although that sounds inconvenient, but that's a little crazy. that's insane. it happens? not 100% sure about that. i might have actually been... i might have gotten the q dodge and now i'm banned. motherfucker. opinions on abery sushi? i think it's played out in vancouver. i think it's overplayed. now, that's not to say that i don't think it's good.
21:29 this is the law. no, i can't. that's okay. love the goatee, by the way. i think it's a little bit played out. you know what? i don't like anymore. i don't like to get a huge roll of a berry sushi that's been blowtorched. what i don't mind is when you get a combo and they like a berry style two pieces of the sushi. so you get a little taste of what the a berry is like, but you're not like overloading yourself with mayonnaise. okay, lock the fuck in.
21:59 the smell of prickly pear. i want the natural fade. we're going a little uphill. my two zents on this one, i don't want full power. oh, that was so close to being good. okay, well this is a little... this is gonna be a little touchy. this is gonna be a little touchy. i think he broke his wrist. let me aim it in such a way that the wind affects it. wait, we gotta get in there quick. absolutely beautiful lie on that one. i can't complain about that.
23:02 okay, 72 meters. love the mid range on this one. just skirted by the tree at like a 90%. i think that looks so good, man. actually should have taken a little bit off the top, but still. oh, the branches fucking fucked me! whatever, we're still in there. 181 meters. without a doubt, we're going to want to invert our natural fade. certainly a run up is going to be required.
23:50 oh, waited way too long. clipped at literally the same thing i did last time we had this hole. although the second shot ain't too bad. 95 meters with a light breeze. wait, this is actually... you're gonna think i'm crazy, but this is sinkable. well, that's not gonna do it, but it's gonna get us pretty close. oh, it's gonna get us very close!
24:22 wait, this golf masters is so peak, man. i can't believe... when i was crashing out of my controller, i didn't realize the treasure... i was literally almost the guy that was one swing away from the diamond and quit. i was almost that guy, that fool. 81 meters. perfect run up situation. no, you know what? let's cancel... oh, shit. well... well, you know what? just goes to show you, i don't know what's good for me.
24:58 well, that can happen. so, again, name that classic load bearing youtube clip. well, that can happen. so, are we done with that one? yeah, yeah, we're done with that one. that's not broken sword, but you're close. it's chris perillo on call for help. 77 meters, angling for like a beautiful curve right around here with the mid ranger. 77 kind of right in the wheelhouse for the mid range disc. oh, it didn't...
25:37 didn't fly the way i thought it would. i knew it was gonna hit the fucking branches, man. motherfucker! chris parillo mentioned is crazy. bro, what are you, you got a problem with locker gnome? that's my goat. i love this shot. exactly the way we drew it up. absolutely beautiful. 97 meters with a downhill. i'm the type of beast that plays this one a little mid range. and then it always flies straighter than you expect. and further, unfortunately.
26:46 not under hadrian, please. wait, this is actually very fucking doable. oh, dude, that was a that's our kobe hole! what do you mean obstacle warning, bro? it's clear blue skies as far as the eye can see. it's blue sky entertainment. oh! we need a pruner out here, stat. fuck you. it's unhittable. don't make me putt there. this is audible.
27:41 thoughts on belgium waxing the usa? well, here's what i would say. don't be sad, usa. you made it further than any concacaf team by virtue of being the last concacaf team to play in the round of 16. more power to you. we got a... dude, bro, a lot of people are saying some shit about the usa. didn't realize they literally did the best of all the host nations. they literally did the best. look it up. hole in one opportunity. fuck you. who put that there? ooh.
28:32 we came in last place. still pretty good though. sorry canada, scoring a goal in the round of 16 ain't for everybody. alright, but like, no hard feelings, but morocco waxes belgium. i'm sorry to tell you. also, your goal was literally on a set piece, which shouldn't be allowed. it was a beautiful free kick though, i can't deny that.
29:04 and also, i mean if you want to like start hitting us with some cope, one of the goals shouldn't count. your goalie should literally get to hit the rewind button like in forza. because his brain just stopped working for like 15 seconds at a very pivotal moment. yeah, hey america, hey america, stick to hockey, okay? stick to a sport you're good at like ice hockey, foxcom, strong breeze.
29:46 fox commentator said the free kick was perfect height. it literally hit a defender. okay, buddy, but like, i mean, they lost, but it literally went in. so it was the perfect height to go in. like, i mean, we don't have to make stuff up to dunk on the team. like, did you watch the match? i love this. beautiful little roll on this would go crazy too. not too bad. trust, never seen a win that i can't handle. it's the same damn course, man. i still think we want to take it this side.
30:42 i think we want to adjust with this bad boy right here with this beast. i think we want to slightly counteract its natural hook. wait, wait, wait, we're saved? i mean we're with the squad over here. i could live with that. that's not bad man! it was strong breeze. definitely want it hooking the other way and then just fucking post it up bro. that's chill.
31:23 very g wha it caught a it caught a jet stream! it caught a jet stream! it was otherwise a perfect shot! motherfucker, man. i mean this one this one's gotta spin. we gotta do some crazy shit here. i'm so i wish it weren't like this. you gotta admit, that was pretty fucking good. and we're literally winning the lobby, holy shit. just by virtue of playing a little defensively, invert the spin. and then we're gonna send the beast for quite a distance. i'll tell you that.
32:36 little off on the angle. gravity had other plans. kind of forgot that was in play there. 46 meters behind the tree with the putter. this is an angle it in and lay it up type situation. royally fucked that one up. oh, okay, okay. still definitely in the mix. i mean, this is a complicated game here. winds going that way. i would be much more comfortable with our fade working against the wind.
33:29 and then aiming this way. literally everybody in the game felt the opposite. well, i'm in first, so who cares? science, bitch. we all ended up in like exactly the same spot. that's okay. i trust it. don't roll, don't roll. end over end like that. how we looking? oh! that's tough, man. that's tough. this is our first winnable lobby for sure.
34:15 anheuser and hyzer, please learn these terms. i'm not really that familiar with anheuser, but i've had a taste of bush. anheuser i'm not fucking with. bush, i would say i'm very... i don't want to really get a clip saying i'm pro bush, but you get the idea. you know what i was going for. 118 meters. i'm gonna keep it slightly lighter. rely on the roll to do some dirty work. what the fuck? i'm in outer space? not a big fan of this one. kind of like drape it in.
35:09 i really thought it was gonna fall a lot faster than that. horrible throw. it's falling apart. oh my god, are you trolling? are you fucking trolling? i didn't even see my score. plus one. three strokes back! and we gotta wait, you gotta go through the center this time. wait, am i gonna nut up and be the beast that i know i can be? like counteracting my natural fucking fade with a straight ass shot? oh, i am. i'm not!
36:18 what the fuck? strong breeze my ass. huge putt though, huge putt. someone else is gonna fuck it up harder. okay, we're only four strokes back with three holes to play. 169 meters, need a crazy shot on this one. that's a crazy shot right there. the wind is whoa, we got a little s curve going on there. ain't no party like an s curve party. you don't want no no no, i fucked it up!
37:06 i literally didn't even know what i was doing. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. i tried to hit the button to see the hole and i accidentally did a run up. i did a full speed run up with the fucking putter, bro. disaster. oh my god. no, no, no, no, no. we get dc'd? i don't know, we're just waiting for one person. what a putt. shit, we're even three strokes back of second place. play leb, lock the fuck in, man. no joke.
38:05 they're really out here doing the most. okay, imagine the aura when you nail this shot perfectly. it's literally harder to hit the tree than it is to get it in the hole, so i'm pretty impressed with myself. no shot, there's no chance. there's no chance. 110 meters through the fucking forest, huh? not end over end all the way down the hill. with the putter,
39:13 the putter and this kind of crazy wind, i want a hard shot. and then the wind pulls it back. dude, you can, i can land the shot with a real frisbee. that, that felt right. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. okay, we got one more. we got one more in us before we were in this massive mecha chameleon lobby. easily got one more in us. we started so strong too. aster! two of your three roller throws went ob this round. bro, i was not trying to throw a roller shot. 15 million copies on mecha, kind of crazy.
40:23 oh yeah? you call me unemployed? would an unemployed guy know how many games, uh, mecha chameleon is sold? sorry, i didn't honestly, if i if i stuck the landing on the joke a little bit better, it wouldn't have come across so offensive. it came across very offensive because i fumbled the joke.