It's always something in this place man (Burger Bots Inc)

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0:00 yeah
0:21 yeah. so, barry is the leader and we are the workers. i'm the general manager. what if i get a little crazy and i get a little purple? the hell is that? who is this guy? oh, you need computer? hello, general manager. i'm ready to work for you. hello! wait, wait. you can probably put your key into this slot here. dinky winky. what is that? the teletubby guy?
0:45 inky twinky? i only know tinky winky and po. inky twinky? la la, la la, tinky winky. well you're purple now, how do you change colors? yeah you can use the computer. whoa whoa whoa whoa. it's a roguelike. you can also buy your own face as well. you can get upgrades. this changes everything. this changes everything. do i have a party head now?
1:18 i do have a party hat now. i do have a party hat now. we got we got cheese in block form and we also we have every ingredient in block form here. i mean what else is a thug to do when you eat cheese from the government?
1:44 you know what i'm talking about? money trees by kendrick lamar. are you guys chinese smogging over here? no, i was talking about rap music. who's your favorite rapper? there's probably got to be drake ever since he won the beef.
2:10 he's been doing some good work lately. you know he came out with three albums this year. oh my god. yeah. the grind members. you can also draw your own face. i don't like dj khaled's music but i have an appreciation for him as a person. mm hmm. because we just be saying shit. yeah.
2:30 and you know what? he drew his own boundaries in the bedroom. and i don't necessarily have to agree with that one to one, but i mean everyone's got to know their limits. you woke up and you were like, where's the game? and it's like very, very, so smart of you. well it's because i was told it wasn't two. yeah, and it wasn't two. ryan, this is my vtuber group. we're blah. we're brat but blah. blah. okay. we're blah. is this why you were listening to brat yesterday?
3:02 yeah, i like it yeah, how are you dancing? how'd you do that? she's green for an amazing reason it's true anybody else perma spinning unplug the controller
3:36 alright y'all i'm gonna read out this email welcome to the kitchen. let's start simple today we are only serving burgers cook the patties assemble the burgers and get those orders to the customers before they lose their patience if you burn a patty if you burn a patty throw it in the trash customers don't pay for charcoal good luck you're gonna need it. oh, oh
4:01 okay, should we start? i'm gonna enact a policy that they do have to pay for charcoal. i heard that the game is hard. i mean certainly they've been to burger king before. it's not easy. wait, wait, do you still have your key? do you still have your key? no, the key needs a key right here. there's a spot to put a key right here. i don't care. i'm starting. okay, launch it. get to work. all right, i'll greet the customers. or maybe we don't need to. maybe you do. i have a customer. i have a customer.
4:33 new order make the order how do we know the order? we have a bottom bottom bun on a burger assembly station? i can double fist the patties. look at this. zoom to start order. what does that mean? burger not ready for wrapping y'all
5:04 oh yeah, use the middle mouse click. one patty, one pickle, one tomato. one patty, one pickle, one tomato. okay, we need one. so you can do left hand, right hand. pickle. oh! so you can like get real crazy with it. burger. how do you know the order? cooked patty. cooked patty. i got two cooked patties. and tomato. we got... and then a bun. one patty, one tomato, one pickle again. one patty, one tomato, one pickle. understood.
5:35 one patty. i got cooked patties on deck. this one's ready. i'm putting them down for you. one patty. two patties. i'll be the chef de cuisine here with the tomato. i've been shirking my duties. pickles. buns ready to go. cooked patty. yeah, i'm on the patties. i'm on the grill right now. wrap the burgers. oh, do you know when it's cooked?
6:03 it'll look real cooked. it'll see. did they hate it? table service and everything? finally, thank you. oh, there we go. oh, you need a tray? is that the problem? who's order number three? purchase table. what do you guys want? we have to clean up. how do you know what their order is though?
6:37 oh, okay, okay. i'm making two patties and cheese. also true.
7:05 order number five. six, three, four. what? finally, thank you. huge. is this like a place dirty tray? whoa! dude, wait, this might be awesome. oh yeah, they might get mad at you.
7:36 is anyone doing order seven any current orders i'm doing seven. i'm doing number seven yes, chef i made number seven
8:05 wait, our new objective is survive the rest of the day. you know what? we could take multiple orders out at the same time maybe. i don't know. perhaps. guys, number four is getting pissed off. i mean we just served number seven before him. that's like a faux pas in the restaurant business. i got nine. you haven't made a single burger?
8:43 i feel like i'm an undercover boss, okay guys? it's fine that i'm incompetent. number nine. i'm fucking zooming. they're throwing their shit around. they hate us. they should make this game but a subway, man.
9:11 i know some of the vtubers not be proofing the bread properly overnight then i come back and i gotta proof the bread and slice the ingredients. i don't think so man. anyone making burger number 10? barry, you're our general manager. you need to start delegating tasks. can you get the dirty plate please? that's how you do it. look at this. oh yes, i need the... couple of pickles.
9:41 watch and learn. top bun. two patties down. wrap the burger while it's wrapping. grab a tray. oh my gosh. put the wrapped burger on the tray. bring it out to the right number. i'm returning the clean bread. yeah, it's only spending it on the grill. boosh. number 10. sorry brother. leave low, bitch. leave low. leave low to you as well. and then can i... two trays at the same time? no, can't be done. oh! jesus christ!
10:11 there's a spill on the floor! somebody could have hurt themselves! oh my god, i lost hp! i lost hp! wait, how do you make them come and get their order? my suit's all cracked. did you drop? did you fall over? i fell over, my mask is cracked. that's the point of the mask use, bro. here, here, here. under 12, done. under 13,
10:47 you're doing 13? you're doing 13, okay. oh, geez, what's up? uh... i get it, man, i get it. oh! oh.
11:23 wait, no, it goes for three more minutes. you guys are doing a great job. pipe down, i hate unnecessary. they're at the bar. what are you doing over here? oh, nothing. spending all our money?
11:50 i've been winning though, i've been winning. you know what? well, in that case, in that case. dude, this is how you make money. what? i spent 10 and i won four. all three hit the same time? yeah, watch this. oh shit. well, no, that's pretty good. you got 10 back at least.
12:17 it literally seemed fine. i just want to see because i spotted this staircase earlier. what the hell's going on down here, man? i'm pressing it, but it's not doing anything. missing pressurize. oh my god! is everybody okay? the hell's going on down here? what the fuck? what the fuck?
13:03 oh my, oh my god don't get in that. insert meat to operate? do we have to get some spiders to make more burgers? oh my god. what? don't go in the cave. i promise you don't go in the cave. no? i just want to see where they make them. alright. what's here? what's here? what's going on? what's ohhh! i'm dead!
13:38 i died! they dropped me into the burger machine! my fucking head just came off the conveyor belt! wait, what the fuck was that? what happened? what'd you fucking get? you can't emote when you hold stuff. bring me back! bring me back! what does that machine do in the basement? i don't think that's what it does. it's funny that while this is going down, she's going, we need more buns.
14:12 thank you for bringing me back by the way, thank you for bringing me back. i'll be right back. i've had enough of this fucking bullshit. if it ain't one thing oh jesus christ! if it ain't one thing it's a fucking other man in this bitch of a world. who put that there?
14:44 fuck that. give it back. this fucking spider's about to pay, man. life's too fucking short for this bullshit, man. fuck you. man, go fuck yourself, motherfucker. pissing me off. now get your ass to the fucking grinder, man. getting on my damn nerves. that's right, new patties. fresh and fresh buns! that's right, man.
15:26 oooohhhh oooohhhh i gave myself a charlie horse! i gave myself a fucking charlie horse in real life! it's too scary! it's too scary man! ohhh... i'm just getting us some new patties. you okay? watch out for the boxes, you can trip on those.
16:09 what? whoa, whoa. dude, you attacked me. what's here? the ant lions. this is where i kill the monsters to make more meat for the burgers. oh my gosh. is this your official post? it's a whole world down here. oh my god. oh my god, there's a dead person. they have a key. it's todd cruz. oh my god. i got the key. hey, hey. why? oh my god, you're so lucky the shotgun's out of ammo.
16:43 why? who hit me? ashton hit me! guys! i'm going back in this bitch of a world. ashton hit me, i found the key and ashton hit me. it's uh... you can't trust anybody in this cruel motherfucker. what is that? uh, i'm gonna heal. cause somebody hit me with the... oh, i need to heal too. h or h r stands for hina risa. wait, kill! the actual couple in there together. there's two of them. wait, i don't think mine took.
17:18 oh. she stole my healing juice. oh, sorry. i should have got it. keep the patties coming. we're gonna need a lot of patties. we got another box of patties right here. so we got to... where do i... oh, hello. i think we gotta bring up the boxes. might be kind of peak, man. i just don't know if there's any more spiders down here. oh, you know what? you're right. i gotta do the stardew valley pressurizer down here.
18:03 missing pressurized container motherfucker. oh wait, wait, here we go. here we go. lock in. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. oh! oh, wait, we did it. we did it. what does it do? what does it do once it's done? fill it up. okay. it's full now?
18:55 no man, it says it's empty. oh! oh my god. we're missing a train. how do you know he's dead? oh, the skull!
19:23 yeah, they gotta get my head there it is is that him is that you ryan that's yeah, i can hear you i can hear you i why are you dead wait, can you hear me irl? yeah, look at that
19:58 oh my gosh. yay! why did you die? i did an elaborate mini game and then when i grabbed the thing that i made it blew up and knocked my body into the meat grinder through no fault of my own. that's no good. did you put your key in the key hole over here? i did. you did? oh damn. alright, you guys ready to start the next day? i am ready. hey, you busted it down.
20:34 wade, you guys preloaded the... the stations. that's genius. there's a dude here. oh, i know what to do. i know what to do. i'll be right back. you can trust me. okay, this...
21:21 a lot of ways this could go wrong. i'm pressurizing the gas canister for the soda. there we go. oh! i think once you do it, you're just supposed to leave it, bro. i thought we had to take it up to the soda stream. looks like we're going to figure this out. i'm going to be a fucking master at this, man. huge, huge. okay, i've done my part today. i don't talk to airheads.
22:13 yeah, it's ready to go. it should be good. okay, awesome. my god, we got five orders. 21 is. what did we do? 21 needs a cola. i got 24. take soda, take soda, take soda. okay. going up for order. a lot of, lot of, lot of orange.
22:42 oh, there's a rat in the kitchen! get the gun, get the gun! he's stealing our meat! there's a ghost in the kitchen, y'all! if it ain't one thing, it's a fucking other with this. yes, yes, do it. oh, no!
23:18 i'm gonna make someone else do! god bless. sorry, my green my green rodent. my brother's been around here. wait, hold on. is there somebody that oh my god. motherfucker. jesus christ, man. we need a damn mop or something. who even was this? 24? oh shit, we're fucked, man.
23:55 what happened here man? fossil aid. who ordered a damn fossil aid? twenty three. oh shit. mother fucker man! they're beating the shit out of me because i served them the wrong food!
24:34 ungrateful ass extraterrestrials 27 i got what the fuck why were we getting shot okay we gotta recharge this beast man
25:04 okay we have it we have a charge shotgun motherfucker, dude we got a charge shotgun right next to the deep fryer in case things pop off. i got 27
25:29 you just you took my bun you took my bun what the fuck? on the side among us fridays are finally back. oh do they want to drink too? okay 26 also wants a round cola should we clean up the blood on the thing? yeah, no time for that. yeah, i keep slipping on and dying. i'm in the weeds here and a fucking comic cola
26:11 i got twenty six. thirty seven. okay. what the fuck? why can't i grab my soda? wait, what's tom cruise doing up here? he's the mimic. oh, it needs a damn lid. one patty, two cheese, one lettuce, and a bomb cola? what order is this? what order is this one? i don't know. i've never heard of this. just what i asked for. you're goddamn right. i'm assuming this is twenty eight. where's the bomb? we're actually kind of doing it. oh, what the fuck?
26:59 okay, no, this is a good. we get like two burger people. there are burger patties. one's on odd. oh, genius. front of house. you know what i mean? i think i think i need to streamline this process. yeah. one patty, one lettuce, one. watch out. i think someone's about to get shot. it worked. okay. okay. wrong guy. he's looking at the wrong order.
27:34 what is this? everything's okay. i'll get 33. wait, you got 33?
28:07 yeah, giga has 33 so... i'll take 34. is it that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every day that we are getting further from the quota every
28:37 what is this? motherfucker. okay, take that to 33. you're good to go. 33, thank you. 33 going out. i got 36. okay, okay. he hated it. he hated it? okay. he's coming to fucking beat the fuck out of me. my god. refill pickles. that actually did happen when i messed up the order yesterday. it's just like working retail. okay, we got 32 handled. yes, no? no.
29:10 i'll do that. not me chef. i'll do 32 34. oh, that's a timer until they get sick of waiting.
29:32 what what the fuck happened there's a box there's a boxer my food was what happened to my what happened to my cooked burger and it was dressed perfectly it became a cardboard box while i was pouring a drink motherfucker man
29:58 is it 32? i, i, this is, does, do you have an access ml? like, i feel like i've never heard it until this moment. i have a multi leg but i can still clean up the mess. if it ain't one thing it's another. patty. here you go, sir. 35 probably. order in, order in. patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty,
30:33 14% of the way to the quota we started at 16% we started at 16% oh my god it's because we eat the drinks we're making up for real investments it's all right see how do you get the drinks right how do you do the drinks you pick up a cup put it on the one you want fill it up and then grab a lid and put it on wow this is just like the wendy's training video
31:07 whoa! get the gun! get the gun! whoa, whoa! wait, why is your microphone so quiet, ryan? is it? yeah, it got quieter. turn me up. you're so quiet. you gotta turn yourself up. how's this? no, no, ryan. how's this? that's good. it's alright. how's this? this is alright.
31:47 am i too loud? no, no. you're like... it's okay. i'm okay? were you doing anything, ryan? on the day? are you kidding me? was i doing anything on the day? yeah, i didn't see you. i delivered multiple orders, i pressurized the drinks so we could serve drinks, i was grabbing the gun and shooting rats, i was doing everything! okay, okay. just checking. just checking. he's the hunter and the hunter gatherer.
32:20 turn myself back down check turn myself back down my bad one sec one sec oh my god, oh my god, they don't give a fuck about me. they don't care about me at all. oh
32:57 well, my subplot goes crazy man. my subplot goes insane. i'm playing a different game, man. i'm playing a different damn game. oh hello? i just got taken by a monster and i fought my way out everyone else is having a group meeting about how to divide the labor. i'm in the catacombs. oh my god
33:29 all right, what's up? so we're going to delegate the works and you got is the grill kina is the drink ryan is the ant and all the monster killer. okay. okay and
33:53 barry is going to be the server, cleaner, and taking order. wait, wait. the accident i will make the burger. you work the lobby. okay, okay. i'll be front of house. where's the mop as well? where's the mop? just so i know. everyone knows they put the cutest girl in front of house. oh my god. okay. so true. they're playing a different damn game. i better heal up. this shit's about to get real. this is not osha compliant.
34:27 alright, i'm ready. security. they're coming for our asses, bro. wait, whoa, french fries. take a bag of fries from the freezer and place them in the deep fryer. we need to re delegate. oh. momma, we have french fries. she's cooking. okay, how about, how about, do you gotta do the patty and french fries? ooh, i can provide. i can provide. okay. here, i can help with, with fryer goods, cause i'm doing the drinks and they're like right next to each other.
34:59 i gotta see this. here's the burger! oh. yeah. i have to be the customer of the rats. do we have to put oil in or? oh no, the oil's just good to go. i'm gonna assume we just put the fries in the thing. guys, we own 87% of our profits. i'm feeling pretty bullish. oh, we can we can
35:32 we got the buns, we got the ingredients. we got buns, i'm pre loading the fryers. look there, this is... what is this? if the building's on fire... the building's on fire... two pressurized canister... i don't know, man. we're gonna make burgers today, together. do we need to refreshurize the soda?
36:05 all right, all right, everyone ready? let's send it. let's go. i got my head on a damn swivel. what? whoa, whoa, whoa. no, man, no.
36:39 yeah, it's probably in the basement somewhere. i got you covered. do we have to hit the buttons maybe? maybe there's like a password. boop, boop, boop. it's simon says. is there a resident in the puzzle? anything over here? empty gas container. come on, come on man. this is for the drinks. there we go, we're back. okay, we're coming back. all right, back to the fryers.
37:23 what is that? drop that shit. i bleed for the team. team needs me to bleed, i bleed. nobody's slipping on my watch, man. not the customers, no barefoot customers are slipping on my watch.
37:58 to you as well, sir. to you as well. everything okay over here? keeping the peace? just keeping the peace. they have a point. wait, did you hear that? the impossible whopper?
38:30 i already made 41. i already made 41. okay, i'll make 42. the guy walking. it sort of sounds like the percolator. they really saw my performance yesterday and said, okay, you just stand in the corner. we gotta streamline the process like the fan. we need to start making calls about. yes, chef. yes, chef. i got 43.
39:04 so do you guys another order? and somehow it's smoother. did you not see who got the power back on? i do what needs to be done. i'm the glue man. you know what? at some point you're gonna need one of everything. reloading the soda.
39:59 you guys are doing great, keep it up. i can bust some tables, i don't mind. think i just heard someone scream? wait, wait, we have no patties? fuck it. i'm on it. i'm on the case. what the fuck was that, man?
40:50 tripped on my own damn gun. huge. then we run it back for the squad. five minutes remain, no problem. patties y'all. patties. useless, am i? useless, they said. yeah? let's see how fucking useless i am. let's see how f
41:39 see how fucking useless i am. that's right motherfucker. oh, chill! always playing some bullshit? bro, this is peak! this is peak! it's got everything. it's it's lethal company. it's uh... overcooked. it's a little peak. it's a little peak as well. i got more patties. oh, he's gonna hate you if you drop some oh, patties.
42:34 more patties and then i heal up and then we go back down into the basement. so you're cooking the aliens? bro, i'm feeding the aliens to the aliens. sounds fucked up until you realize there's a lot of different kinds of aliens out there. what the fuck? father fucker! if it ain't one thing it's a fucking other man. everything okay up here? i came as soon as i could.
43:28 dude, the tripping is peak humor. i hate this house. god damn it, i hate this house. i hate this hellhole. guys, i'm floating. am i okay? zero g? there's got to be a gravity generator or something down here, right? maybe... oh, never mind. we're back.
44:05 how we doing out here? i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry. good job. good job.
44:35 i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it. don't worry about it, i got it. oh. man. man, take this guy down to the patties. i just, i don't know what happened, man. i got a nerve, a nerve fire that wasn't supposed to fire. it works!
45:20 guys, there's a man, i hear him. that's crazy. he fully ran. what the hell just happened? dude. what the fuck? what are those footsteps, man? huge. what the hell is going on? i'm dead. the day is over, y'all.
46:12 whoa! there's still a monster! blast his ass. then watch this, then watch this. you put him in the healer and you bring him back.
46:54 got him! hey wait, wait, wait, we got lots of people to bring back. you're alive now, you're alive. we gotta bring giga back, we gotta get giga's body. this would be giga i think right here.
47:25 and we just got it. oh, my bad y'all. a lot of bodies here. you're back. i brought you back. oh, god. oh, barry. i think they're already back. they just said for some reason there's another body left. there's a laser. there's a laser. motherfucker, man.
48:01 let me at it. that's right, you piece of shit. it is always something in this place. it's always something. but we're all about to be killed because we didn't make quota, right? i don't have the heart to break it to him. oh my fucking god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god.
48:47 oh great, and i fell in the grinder. we all fell in the grinder. somebody spilled something on the damn stairs. whoever has been leaving boxes on the spiral staircase is gonna get us. motherf i can do it, i can do it. jesus christ. i don't know where i fucking am anymore. we make it here. oh great, and now the power's out.
49:35 and now i gotta go turn the power on to make the health station work to bring them back to life. be careful on the stairs, okay? somebody spilled something on the stairs, it's a damn death trap down there. my god. the death trap. yeah, you go in first. okay, this is gonna be actually huge. okay.
50:08 my god, what happened? the stairs are slippery and people would fall and then their body would tumble all the way into the meat grinder. like a charlie chaplin. i need to stay down here. all right. then like, i think you can trip over the body too. oh, mother fucker. i think there was like an invisible stain there or something.
50:40 it's fixed now. motherfucker. jesus christ. am i dead? great, i'm dead. nice. why are you doing these extra heads and stuff? that's past you. what the fuck? you can do it. i genuinely can't see if i'm mopping. oh wait, flashlight actually helps me. why are you still mopping?
51:16 they don't understand. they don't understand that the mop is key to all of this. the mop is key to everything. wait, wait, gambling's the only way we can make it because quotas do today. we have to hit a jackpot. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. a gold bar just got pooped out there.
51:52 oh sweet, this was a genius idea. it seems like we're losing more money than winning. unlock the reel? wait what? oh i can save a reel? that's a lot of pressure. whoa whoa! wait what? wait what? the laser. why did you die? you can't roll so hard you died. i'm a genius. but what happened here? i think the idea was there. i think we might have blown our book way too much.
52:30 we literally could actually make it. i'm actually amazing at this. get the power, the damn slot machines are off.