Heartwarming...she's too locked in to die (Burger Bots Inc)

Name: Heartwarming...she's too locked in to die (Burger Bots Inc)
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0:02 i don't think this is working out so i think we might have to kill everyone. yeah, i think we might need to remake the lobby and start from zero but now that we know all the places we screwed up. well, the biggest thing was kate bought a thousand chairs. so i think we just she bought them and said i'm investing in our future. now i get it. just let me just one more spin.
0:30 ryan is so quiet. dude, i don't fucking know. oh really? ryan you're getting quieter and quieter. that's crazy because i'm getting louder and louder. he's really quiet right? oh wait you can choose roles to put next. like you can choose emojis and then things. what's this beeping?
1:00 oh wait that's cute! how do you do that? ohhhhhh! my beat for oshi mark just got crazy. how do i do this? ohhhhhh! i'm burger. i think i should be the mascot because i am a clown. what the?! why is he dead? clowns and burgers fit together. somebody hit me with something. i know it was one of yours. we didn't do anything. you fell.
1:37 he slipped on a really... my game style is like 100% only right. we have not moved over 60 or below 40 in a... what is that? i think we gotta die and then start the process over. mod. how do we die? jesus christ. now i got sh... and then they're shooting me with a damn laser too? enough's a fucking enough, man.
2:16 smart, smart that was good. it was a good try. what's happening? is it just like a matter of time or whatever?
3:10 we all die one by one? yep. best of luck. giggle right before death. it's just you. it's just you. oh no. can't believe we do it one by one. that is crazy. that is fucking hilarious. bro, 90% success though. zero customers lost their lives. are there no customers? zero customers lost their lives? what? we have to fight. that's pretty good.
3:50 that's as good as it gets unless someone's born in your restaurant. we died for them, which honestly that's big. that's huge. that's big. i will not buy the chairs. no chairs this time. i think that if you really want to buy the chairs, we should let you and we think it's work harder. no chairs, maybe we can't. wait, we start at quota? i guess it's because
4:23 she doesn't want to buy the chairs. this is miraculous. this has never happened before. no, she already decided on that. what are you talking about? this has never happened before. wait, raya, talk to me. am i still super quiet? no, you're in your normal now. oh, weird. wait, why were you so quiet? he was never quiet, to be honest. really? yeah, he was double volume for me. he was really quiet for me. i like doubled my own volume. like on my own end and tortured my chat by screaming. so like i... victimless crime, i suppose.
4:57 alright guys, emoji time. i am the delegate. i will make burgers. oh true, i gotta give myself a burger. the hell? motherfucker. what's up playa? oh yeah, oh they're cooked alright. i know what i must do, okay? day one is a big day. what do you do? you grab the light sword?
5:31 you need to get two spiders so we got burger patties for the future. fuck off. i'm fighting some spiders down here. i'm getting ahead of our meat problem. oh! got it, got it. that one was a little... that one didn't want to go. that one didn't want to go. oh, but they're so cute. it hurts. put them in the grinder! and grind their bodies into mush. it's always one thing in this...
6:07 fucked up workplace. i'm just so endeared to them called meechrs. they didn't ask for this life but neither did i. a soul for a soul. give me two of these. you can't carry two boxes at the same time? okay, osha. how are they already playing mcdonald's music? oh, i'll mop out. come on, kidding. order number four, one burger.
6:53 pickled tomato. i got number, i got it. okay, okay. see this damn minion ad one more time, i'm gonna lose it. bello! thank you america for making minions and monsters the number one movie at multiplexes this weekend. bello, wendy. i've never seen it because they stopped showing me the ad because i watched the movie. didn't you like it? i liked it more than i liked permanent vacation in the lawnmower, man.
7:32 you're welcome. you're welcome. welcome you are. i'll do the bullshit. i don't give a fuck. i'll bring the trays back. you know what you never hear? you never hear someone say i need more trays, right? yeah. because look at this.
8:08 cuz i'm doing that. whoa! what the you served him wrong and he punched me! rude ass customer. yeah. that shit is not okay, man. yeah, that's orson welles right there. oh, i thought he was the guy who wrote animal farm.
8:48 that's george orwell. i could see, honestly, orson welles, george orwell, a lot of the same sounds in there. i could understand that. exactly! the only reason i recognize him is because i recently watched the muppets movie for the first time with my community and everyone was like, oh that guy! so now i know him. yeah, yeah, orson welles. oh, that's the muppet guy. he's not really the muppet guy, but he was in the muppet movie.
9:12 is he a singer? well, he's multi talented. he's a filmmaker and actor mostly. magician. i thought he was a singer the whole time. oh, sorry. why did i think he was an animal? well, george orwell or son wells. oh, the writer. yes, yeah.
9:36 we are all so fucking stupid. it's unbearable. i mean, orson welles did die like 50 years ago. i think it's okay to not know. he's the one who did the wine commercial where he was so blasted that they had to do 5,000 takes. that is right. he did also make citizen kane. he's very into his drunk wine commercial crash out in my opinion.
10:00 how do you know who citizen kate is, mary? i took a film class actually. could you believe that? we have not spent a single dime. hello. and we're at 32%. oh nice, 10 and 11 are equal. nah, i mean it's a slow start. there's not gonna be, there's not gonna be a spin. we need to be in the rush. i mean we got four minutes left. we just gotta, we gotta pump it. i'm feeling bullish this time guys. i would buy love.
10:32 can we put out like some ads to get more foot traffic in here? no, i think we live outside of america. maybe barry can go do some dancing. customers are lube's salamanders. i hate this damn job. i hate this damn hellhole of a restaurant.
11:06 i can't stand this fucking place man is that orson welles? similar, akin to orson welles would actually really like gobble glitch i got 14? well fun, gakan style
11:41 i'm actually culturally being logged right now. i can't be in this lobby. i've only seen one orson welles movie. it's okay. you know what? while we're here, let me get the damn key. fuck you. fuck you. motherfucker.
12:22 i can hear them singing gangnam style up there. why he doesn't have the key anymore? i'm down here for no reason. when your girl's got her friends over and you're holding the chip bowl and answering random actor questions. i do bring a certain, oh, you're talking about dorma moroni vibe. if you need a guy like that at the party, i would be happy to fulfill that role at basically any function. oh yeah, hamish linkletter. yeah, yeah. no, the guy who was in the big short, he was,
13:06 monsignor pruitt in midnight, yeah, you're talking about hamish linkletter. that doesn't sound right. he's got like a weird name. that's hamish linkletter, bro. more patties? everything's looking good, man.
13:42 i don't know if i should stand in that circle. what the? you rude motherfucker. get back here. fuck you, buddy. don't come back. i could just jump over. were you yapping? he's throwing his shit all over the ra he finished his food. he threw the tray like a hundred yards across the restaurant. i want that dude 86'd. we got more buns, guys. i bought more buns. because we needed to buy buns. oh.
14:18 bullshit input costs. he's having a mental health episode, man. the fuck just happened? damn. this is so real! you have one ice cream cone and the machine breaks?
14:51 that's it just okay though a key came out of it. oh it fell into the lock oh that's huge i
15:25 okay, so now we have sodas. sodas. okay, yeah, alright. pre poured from yesterday, those are gonna be good. oh yeah. we need to pressurize the soda machine. i'll go find it downstairs. oh, he doesn't have it in his hand anymore. i'm dead. he doesn't have it in his hand anymore, kate. oh, why? i think someone grabbed it already. okay, so it fucking was pressurized.
15:57 just to be clear, the ship was pressurized, obviously it was pressurized because i poured the damn soda. that's what i get for being a trusting person. lock in bro, lock in. oh sh oh shit. huge. you guys are doing awesome by the way.
16:40 you got it. you doing okay? yoo hoo! hello! excuse me. all right, all right. here's the meat.
17:17 hey, you know every once in a while you got to crash out in the walk in i understand yeah, you like that shit don't you playboy oh yeah, just fucking drip all over our restaurant no problem asshole
17:47 ew! this is why i said ban on green. oh! can't you just shut up? bro, he's leaking all over the damn restaurant! where's the freaking bottle? yeah, buddy, get fucked. your meat now! your meat! somebody clean that up. somebody clean that up. i'm getting burgers.
18:19 fucking dickhead coming to our restaurant, splashing all over the place trying to kill my wife. fuck you, buddy. you get in the damn grinder. what the hell's going on up there? it was funny to rez him. can i actually think this game is fucking awesome? the amount of shit going on, i think it's great. why is it so quiet up here? i'm gonna go buy something.
19:01 did anyone else hear that? is he here?
19:38 what the hell? i'm freaking out. i'm freaking the fuck out, man. 100%? 100%? we need this to be ready just in case. but the restaurant's not even full though.
20:15 one burger, two tomato, one lettuce. i got it. oh shit. there was a tree. one burger. okay, nina's on 20. two tomato, one lettuce. we cannot buy chairs because we have to buy ingredients. whatever, i'll get some more meat. did you buy chairs? yes, yes, yes, yes. you always need more meat. that's the only thing that's free at a restaurant, bro, is meat. where the fuck is my s— whoa! they were a little too late. huge. no, no, it's okay, look. i'll be on carrying duty.
20:55 holy pickled tomato. oh, it's a full delivery. okay. they ordered a burger box. yeah, we got a we got to help them out we got a haul those. oh man. i wish you could melee in this game 100% we could really burger box what the hell just happened? well help you ever play rimworld you always need someone to haul hauling is like the most oh shit. oh
21:33 who put that there? i was trying to do the milk crate challenge. okay, good enough. i just put the boxes. i don't know what happens with them. after that, that's between the chef and god.
22:08 i can hear something growling. yeah, you can do left, right? where is it? where is it? let me at him. okay, we need someone taking 32. all right. we're actually, why are we getting further away from the quota every day? every day that goes on, we get further from the quota. how does this, what are we running? like a subway? like we're just,
22:54 slowly going out of business? oh shit. where's the... oh, there it is. labor costs too damn high, man. fuck you, bud. time to take a dirt nap. gotta increase the footlong price? buddy, that's what got them into this mess to begin with. they'd still be making money hand over fist if the sandwiches were cheaper. somehow. everything okay up there?
23:45 more patties. where's the gun? where's the mop? bro, what happened to the mop? what the fuck? what happened to the damn mop?
24:30 he got me. i'm putting his body on the stairs. all right, thank you for the rez. i'm turning him into patties. huge. yeah, great idea. i ain't seen no mop. do we have to buy a new mop? like what's going on? i don't know. can it break?
25:23 let me check and see what's behind my camera. it acted during the fucking work day. oh, i bet it does. maybe it's at the bottom and you have to collect it? it was downstairs?
25:56 yeah, i actually paid to respawn the mob. oh, okay, okay. alright, well today we can make it. we just don't rez anybody. guys, do not buy more patties. i've got a so stocked
26:22 don't put any money into the patties. have you guys been buying patties? i've been, i've been grinding them downstairs for free. oh, that's right. we make a nevermind. okay. make a lot of patties, but sweet. we got boxes here. we have these are patties. open the freezer up. look at that. okay. if we revive, if we revive, do we lose money?
26:49 i think it costs to revive. yeah. yeah. how about healing? okay, so nobody died. i don't know if healing costs money but dying. 100% does, yeah. okay, okay. okay, so don't die, work fast. yup, yup, we got this. i'm gonna leave, you know what? i'm gonna bring both weapons upstairs.
27:15 and i'm gonna put one next to the fryer unless we're doing fries today, which we are. i'll put one yeah right there. security of the restaurant is my primary concern.
27:50 these ladies have been through enough, okay? this shit ain't happening on my watch. nah, not again. i promised myself we'd never have another day like that. fix that staircase. what happened to the gun, bro? motherfucker. they think it's a damn game.
28:28 he's got 39. what's up, playboy? now we're talking. that's big, that's big.
29:04 i'm just keeping my eyes peeled. i'm kind of the flex guy here in this situation. keep my eyes peeled for trouble. don't don't i don't trust this green guy. let me get the gun right in the kitchen rather than the kitchen. what the fuck is going the rats are stealing our food bro. right. right. you can't get the baddies. where do you think you're going? this is a one way trip buddy. put them in the garbage put them in the garbage can.
29:44 put him in the garbage. what the hell? no, i think he beat you put him in the garbage. not today motherfucker. i didn't that second shot was not me. i'm sorry i have to i killed them. i have to rest them. you're chill.
30:23 let me watch, run three oh eight, pop them in the machine. it didn't cost money, it didn't cost money to rez. this changes everything. it increased the quota. but it didn't cost money. okay, order's incoming. i got it y'all, i got it.
31:07 i got power, don't even worry about me. oh wait, you got power. that was good. that was really good. holy cow. but it didn't work though. oh shit, it didn't work. oh my god, i'm gonna die. now i can't even seem to get down the staircase. what the hell? i feel like i might have bugged, yeah.
31:47 so the power is on but we're just in darkness. i gotta go. i can't do that. oh jesus. oh it's anti grav now too. wait incredible. can you guys see? can you see up here? oh great and there's a fucking monster as well. blast him. jesus christ. i killed a monster.
32:40 i hate this fucking job, man. can't even see the damn stains on the ground so i'm just mopping blind. motherfucker. well, it's on, just all our textures are bugged.
33:09 yeah. okay, where's the spill? spills right? i don't know. i can't see the floor. i think we got one there. there is there is okay. nice. i think you're free. okay. okay. huge.
33:45 guys, i have a mystery tray of food and i don't know. i have no clue what this is. putting it on the side. oh, someone's dead. i mean, we're not going to make it through today. i think it's good for the vibes to bring you back. i didn't mean to get in the pot with you. well, i guess i'll just chill. i don't think we can find... oh, oh! i sort of see the lights come on occasionally. yeah, depending on where you stand, you can like almost get some textures.
34:28 hey shithead, pick it up. where did the tray go?
35:04 she wasn't even fucking charged up man, what the hell german blast them
35:50 they're making a damn mess. i don't know what to do. i'm shrouded in darkness. that sounds bad. oh, stop shooting the customers, hey? stop shooting the customers. motherfucker. jesus christ. what are you talking about? this guy was a monster. this guy, mr. strank.
36:38 didn't like the look of him to be honest. you'd understand if you've been doing this job as long as i have. just gotta make it down the stairs. make it down the stairs. wait, maybe this guy becomes buns when he dies. come to think of it, that wouldn't really make any sense. jesus. he did? patty box? bro, patties aren't buns though. patties ain't buns. patties are patties.
37:41 cola fries wrapped burger for 53. there's only one way out. y'all just hit the jackpot. wait, wait, wait, wait. we're so close. we're so close.
38:26 maybe just double or nothing. if it's three planets we're going to the, it's okay, lock it, lock it, lock it and send it again cuz if this becomes three planets we're hitting another jackpot. please, please, please, please, please. scans, we go again, we go again, it's that simple. send them. wait, wait, this is big. no way, aliens kinda suck, never mind.
39:04 we're gonna have to send him again. if you get galaxies, you gotta save them. moons, moons. what the hell? is he in there for luck or something? no! wait, yeah, yeah, i was on it, but i'm on a heater. i have three moons. i have a three moon line. wait, wait, i can see the spill. it's not a spill, it's gold.
39:43 either way, i can see the floor again! wait, wait, wait. okay, spin it. spin it, boys. triple moons? what the hell? that was nothing. wait, wait, wait. save the seven, take a stab. it's our only path. bullshit.
40:33 oh wait, this could be big this could be big it didn't work always helps we need to if we couldn't just lock the two sevens, but they can't be locked because it already paid out with burgers scammed moons moons moons
41:07 that was the planets that we're going for. we're gonna make it. alright, a lot of planets. okay, okay, somebody else fixed the lights. oh my god. i'm gonna break it. i'm gonna break it. i almost had triple planet. oh my god. thirty nine percent quota. this is what it feels like when you like take the ipad away from the ipad. the screen leaves their eyes. what the hell? and better slot machines!
41:44 wait, there's even like an animatronic! sans? wait, he's angry. what do you mean get him? i'm going on the new machines. bullshit. fucking bullshit. save one and spin it. sit and spin.
42:31 fuck that. bullshit. i have to pick up all my winnings. it's fucking me out of spending more time gambling. i'm like, fuck it, man. there's only one way. why is it? i don't like to gamble while this guy's saying, kill them all next to me. he's harshing my vibes.
43:09 that's why they have a two drink minimum. oh shit. oh shit. this could be big. huge useless payout. i literally think i'm up by the way. is anyone here? am i talking to myself? grandpa's entranced by the slobs again. i literally think i'm up. you got the jackpot.
43:45 i got triple planet not triple sevens. sad to say. triple planet. triple planet. triple planet. triple moon. yes. that'll buy us a little bit more time to gamble. don't that's my money. don't take it. don't my money. my machine. these are my machines. you need to start scraping the slots.
44:22 please put oh burger. we can make it, we just need one whoa! three minutes, three minutes, three minutes. fuck this.
45:01 galaxies, galaxies ooh! ooh! ooh! wait, wait, wait. why can i all hands on deck. all hands on deck. ready? oooh! we fucking did it! i don't believe it! it's still spitting them out! just when they said it couldn't be done! oh... oh...
45:44 maybe just one more real quick. let another one go, let's send another one. holy cow. what a thrill. people in chat who have played this game when you leave does it save automatically? i don't think so. well we met the quota so we can just keep going in this lobby.
46:27 well, it's just because like there we have no light. yeah, yeah, yeah. i've been gambling in darkness for like 25 minutes. yep. i can't see the spill so i keep dying to slipping. yeah. i fall in like home. the lights are on for me. they're on for you. lights are on for you. they are. oh, that was freaking huge. never stop gambling. never stop gambling. are you going? but if i leave, won't that close the whole thing?
47:16 yeah, if you leave, but everyone else can rejoin. did it fix it? oh, okay. you guys can keep it running, but i gotta go in ten minutes, so i'm probably... i'm tapped either way. but i feel like i did my part with the jackpot at the end. well, you can rejoin and then do ten minutes. we're gonna do another day. okay, i can do one more day. okay, i'll rejoin. okay, we got ice cream. i'm gonna heal. i will sacrifice my vision for you. sorry, i understand. okay.
47:54 i understand the restaurant can't run without me even for a single day the restaurant they need me whatever team needs me to bleed i'll bleed are you are you guys all bleeped? are you guys all fixed up? it fixed it i think so i just need to come back up here so you guys can see the sound oh are you i'm sorry i'm bad
48:22 i was waiting a while so i thought i would boot up my favorite song. i felt like i heard morgan freeman at the start of that. fucking bro, i think i just found our first customer.
49:04 yeah, they don't they don't come back i'm afraid that's true that's true
49:31 also like, you know, eyeless, featureless, smooth skinned, green creatures. they're not looking good. plus they're in a fencing pose, which is indicative of like a cognitive injury. motherfucker. who put that there? fencing pose, you mean like they're in rigor mortis? oh yeah, yeah, yeah. i see. they got some sort of concussion. that's fucked up. they ain't looking so good.
50:02 that's like an incredibly morbid visual. hopefully they look better coming out than they do going in. buns, y'all. okay, i got 56. i don't know. motherfucker. there ain't no damn shotgun in this thing, man. i was just getting used to it. he should become lettuce when you grind him up. oh, he's chasing the high of when i cobied him in there.
50:59 are you kidding me? i gotta stand on the yellow paint? patties, patties, patties, patties. we don't need those. we need cups. hey, my more cups. oh yeah, i'll bring the cups up from downstairs. oh shit. cup box. they really do need me, man. i'll do order, take the cup. we need more drinker. motherfucker. it's burger, two tomato, two lettuce. burger, two tomato. cups? there's cups. there's order.
51:50 that sounds bad there's no gun there, there's no gun there there's a there's a lightsaber! stunned, he's stunned, he's only stunned! fucking bro, i ain't going out like this jeez, what if he slips?
52:34 jesus christ is slippery in here she's really earning the shit out of nine dollars per hour. damn giga is working hard 58
53:13 i think we're all done y'all. i'm just
53:42 i'm getting attacked and i'm getting healed at the same time! he healed at the same time! mop him up! mop him up! oh my god! i can't get out of the healing pod! i'm banging on the glass like an android's infecting people with alien embryos!
54:11 let's at least bring giga back for the send off here
54:46 she was the only one doing anything. oh, true. finally. hey, man, you know, hina also does stuff sometimes. okay, okay. i just, we all died and you were literally, you were in the kitchen just going, okay, order 51, two patties, a lettuce, a tomato. jesus. what do you mean? the day is still going?
55:25 jesus christ. fuck this. there's another shotgun down here, man. yeah, i got it. got his ass. torched his ass. that's cool that every time you use the shotgun, you have to buy another one because when you put it in this thing, it disappears.
56:09 yeah, it just gets yeah well might as well buy buy another one the hell is this he's surfing man. are you seeing this? oh shit
56:43 than i don't get. order 66, i'll take 66. that's crazy. kate, they did you dirty on that one. i think you got shot by two turrets at the same time. oh my gosh. no mob? oh, never mind. that's just a problem. oh, one of the customers was trying to mob. that's how you know your restaurant's fucked up. okay.
57:22 they're going to sacrifice. okay, i'll do 6 8. okay, i'm putting more burgers up. the hell is this? oh, he's so creepy. hi.
57:50 oh no, is everyone dead? uh oh. wait, everyone's dead? this might be it for our intrepid heroes. oh my god. it's over. damn. wait, so is there some sort of tell that we need to look for? oh, it's you fucking it's me.