They added bonus bricks...this is not a drill (Lego Party)

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0:00 now where did you see controller? if you select your character there will then be four icons under the ready button one of which is a controller and then if you click that it'll put an a button on your screen that says pair and if you hit the button on your controller it should start working. there's three different versions of that word.
0:27 just enter? maybe i'll just start the yeah, maybe i'll just hang on, i'm gonna turn the controller off. hang on again. this game notoriously doesn't like controllers, so. yeah, i forgot that this game was really weird about a controller. i can always just like close the game and not touch my keyboard and maybe touch the controller instead. i do think it is the type of game where if the first thing you touch when you open it is the controller, it's like, oh, a controller. nice. huge.
0:54 also my character looks really cute. it's a good outfit. it's giving elizabeth sparkle. i know who that is. the substance? i think it's margaret qualley from the substance or maybe it's demi moore? i never saw the substance. freaky ass movie.
1:14 gross ass movie ass. it's it's basically a movie about how an old lady's mad that young people exist okay and because she's getting old she's like no one should be young and and hot everyone should be old and eat rotisserie chicken all day yeah, yeah. all right. i'm on board come we have it
1:38 i was told they updated how scoring and stuff works in this.
1:51 but i've also looked into nothing and i could have been lied to. so let's just hope. there are, there are, this is a game mode. we're going to the challenge zone, y'all. it would be very funny if you lied or if it's one of those things where like, yeah, they're gonna do that. yeah, it would be so funny, like, not to give anyone in my chat any ideas. oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
2:15 i feel like 10 bonus brick sounds really fun. i feel like five because sometimes we finish a game and someone will have like 10 so five seems like it could it could meaningfully change the game without invalidating the preceding 90 minutes. okay that's fair.
2:36 oh, thank you. sorry. this is my farming compliments day because i just walked in the door from a haircut. yeah, i knew it. well, i was saying it's still i'm okay. but yesterday i was like, y'all, tomorrow i got therapy and then a haircut and i need them to fix me. so it's going to be like a good day. and then i woke up today for therapy. my therapist was like, yeah, we don't have an appointment. no. all right. well, this haircut is going to do a lot of heavy lifting. your barber's always got you.
3:03 i don't think they should be allowed to do that. they should just have to do that. they should. ooh. you know, i don't want to. any advice on whether, okay, it looks like a very tall race is a good one. i'm terrible at it. i'll follow the route. i forgot what the buttons were. it should tell us the buttons. yeah, i was going to say, i may not have practiced at the start. we'll see. oh no, we're good. we're good. it gives us a little practice. so it's just.
3:28 who the fuck's right fuck you, robin.
3:35 okay, no, i always choke. i always choke at the end. i always. wow, this is so hard. yeah. so when i said it was easier than mario party, sometimes it's harder than mario. i don't know why you said no. well, the games are some of them. i disagree. i mean, the worst games are just variants on like walk around, pick up a ball and put it in your color goal. so like there's a lot of the camera.
4:02 i think it's okay. both bumpers ready. yeah. yeah. all right. i'm ready. i'm ready. it does feel a little bit like someone gave mom the weebo. i'm feeling right now.
4:17 my mom told my mom was a gamer on nintendo days, and i remember her waking me up because she beat zelda and she was very excited. oh, that's so cool. it's a very fond memory, but i remember her telling me at some point she was like once they added like a middle button to the controllers, i'm out. yeah. my mom played untitled goose game once and found it instantly charming and that was really nice. it was a good game. but, um, otherwise it wasn't for her. you guys just finish.
4:44 motherfucker. well thought well thought. mom was a beast on the other boy. mike was out. what the hell happened here? get out of here. i like hitting credit from the camera. it's nice.
5:08 yeah, you can use the trigger to do like some poses and stuff. you can bonk your head on the thigh. punch me. yeah, i punched you. i wanted my 15 minutes. that's mr. gold. that's mr. gold. oh, mr. gold. mm hmm. oh, okay. my cats walk in here and just start grooming each other. it's like, ah, he's gonna want to see this. oh, that's... that's very nice. i can't let digby in here while i'm streaming, which really sucks because...
5:34 lewis is doing his real job. like, a decade away, so i can't have the door open. that's fair. is he ever on like a like a serious zoom call while you're streaming at the same time? yeah. oh, that's so funny. i always think about that when corey's like crashing out in counter strike or something and then his partner is like on a serious work call right next door.
6:00 i know and i'm doing like ash ketchum voice or something. sorry let me just mute for a sec. yeah i'm really like i don't think i don't think i'll ever uh i would never adjust to like living with a person again i'm so used to having no judgment and it's like not ruining anyone's time. what's crazy is i can't even imagine what that would be like. i know.
6:25 it's crazy. it's got like three awesome positives and then like 47,000 negatives. there's some negatives for sure, i'm not gonna deny that. but those three positives are pretty cool! yeah, yeah!
6:39 it'd be nice to like watch a movie with someone i do find that like when lewis goes out of town i get really weird in ways that i sort of didn't anticipate you know it's not just like oh i'm gonna stay up a little bit late or whatever i'm just like not eating right and i'm sleeping in and stuff it's really strange yeah i do i think you get weird when you
7:00 are alone for the first time in a while. cause i've had that happen where i'm like, i think you build an immunity eventually you're just like, oh, i've been alone for like 900 years. it's fine. but when someone sits for like a week.
7:12 and then they leave your brain like resets and you're like, oh no, no, no wait come back i don't know what i would do man standing around i wouldn't i don't know what i would do if i didn't have like a little goblin who when i fall asleep for 15 minutes like smacks me in the neck to wake me up
7:32 and then says something like guilt trips me after after i woke it up guilt trips me and goes like i'm scared yes with just hearing that's what i'm saying this one simpler yeah, yeah, i said it last night and i it was insulting but in like a fun way where i was watching the golf kings
7:59 and there was just a lot going on and i typed in the chat. i was like, it's a good thing i'm like completely alone and single because like i think a partner would leave me if they heard me listening to this. are you yellow? i'm blue. the go off kings appreciating life especially is quite rare.
8:23 i mean, it was lewis that got me into them. i was like, when you first put them on, i was like, what the fuck is this? huge gambit to put on your favorite streamer or youtuber in front of your partner.
8:33 literally more stressful than meeting their parents. when i was last dating someone, i can't remember how it came up, but i was like, yeah, i usually listen to podcasts, like as i go to bed. and they're like, you can put on a podcast and like 10 minutes into it, she was like, you could turn off the podcast. i was like, okay, okay. you can turn off the podcast. hey, hey, you can't go wrong with that one, my friends.
8:59 i don't like that was a good line read from the hot dog. get used to it. i swapped. i used to be like, i could fall asleep with any noise like i would turn the tv on and now i'm the opposite. i'm like it needs to be literally the quietest it's ever been in the history of time. i'm very jealous of that. okay, i'm gonna hit you guys with an insane or a loss that i've been hesitant to even bring up to this point.
9:29 i, for probably 10 years, have been falling asleep with like one earbud in. but my little ear canals are too small, so they get clogged with wax that then gets impacted and i have to go to the audiologist and get it sucked out with like a vacuum that feels like it's sucking out a part of your brain.
9:48 so my wife, it does feel awesome, but i don't i just don't want to be going there all the time. so kate got me a speaker that's flat that goes into your pillowcase so now i when i go to sleep i have like a little dongle on my nightstand and i turn it on and then like it starts playing a history audiobook
10:12 in my pillow, but like i have to set it at just the right volume so it doesn't wake anybody else up but it's so though i can still hear it and get distracted and go to sleep it's like having orthopedic shoes basically, but like an orthopedic yeah
10:33 i think my relationship with lewis wouldn't work if he wasn't okay with any amount of noise basically. because i've had something playing out loud since i was like 18 or something.
10:49 yeah, that's probably fine, right? yeah, i used to fall asleep to dan aykroyd pretending to be this guy called elwood blues and he would do a radio show where he would just play blues music. it just happened to be on at my bedtime. if you didn't say that was dan aykroyd, i would think that was a radio show from like 1947. i used to be a tv on in the bedroom, and i don't even have a tv in the bedroom.
11:18 yeah. i've definitely found that it has to be iphone right next to me and it just has to be audible not video because i used to fall asleep to youtube videos with it in front of my face like an ipad baby. yeah.
11:34 i will say ryan, so i've got, i've also got tiny little ear canals. and so i got shox. dude, i got some too. but i can't wear them because of the way that i sleep. i can't wear them in bed though where they would like. oh, cause like it just pushes against your head. yeah. oh no. every morning, welcome to shox. battery high. yes. oh, it's instant serotonin.
12:04 they're really good. they're great for like, uh... so like my whole thing was whenever i tried to wear earbuds doing any amounts of activity. like even just going for a walk, it's like as soon as sweat starts those things are just flying out of my head. so these just rest, it's nice. i know jf uses or maybe used to use some kind of sleep mask that has bluetooth built into it.
12:26 i'm assuming that was him in chat who just said, elsie, go with the bluetooth sleep mask headphones. yep, there it is. it's not.
12:41 that was not stefan. it's hard to believe that round is actually based on a genuine forklift driving test. because it's not true? oh, god. but yeah, i'm back to being a podcast sleeper. for the several years i was sleeping next to someone, it was silent sleeping. and i just had to get used to it. yeah, that's tough. can i tell you the bane of a quiet sleeper's existence? huh? is it noise? well, thanks, man. i'm just going to guess that it's noise.
13:08 it is, but it's a specific type of noise. it's very specifically one cricket. not lots of crickets. oh yeah, a single cricket. oh yeah. it is the worst. because like lots of crickets is like a consistent background noise that like you can tune out eventually. it's kind of pleasant. it's one of the most studio things. one cricket you hear him start and stop over and over and over.
13:31 you know what that's basically like? it's like when you, you know like if you're hearing half of a phone conversation and that's more annoying than hearing an entire conversation? you are hearing half of a cricket's phone conversation. because he's destroyed. yeah, you're only hearing half of his song. he's lonely. it's so loud. there's like certain frequencies that just pierce through walls and windows and that's one of them. that right there is one of them.
13:54 i mean, i grew up in a very small village in the countryside and so i learned that the worst noise you can hear is a fox screaming. have you ever heard what that sounds like? i heard that for the first time recently and it really scared me. it just sounds like a woman being killed. yes. i assumed one of my neighbors was perishing when i heard it. well, thanks.
14:18 i stopped with you. you know what's a goated noise for a quiet sleeper? like a train whistle a few miles away. yeah. how do they do that? or train because i never hear a train in the day and then you hear. man just to let you know that like life is still going on somewhere out there. i know when a train driver is having a nice time. yeah. yeah. having fun. i'm gonna go this way.
14:48 i think that's actually one of the most soothing sleep memories i have, was camping at the salton sea in california, which is actually just like one of the worst places on earth. it was for coachella and hearing the train in the distance go past, that was really cool because it's totally silent otherwise. yeah, i have a train that occasionally passes through here but i only hear it sometimes at night. night's crazy.
15:15 crazy how they make the train sound at night, but not in day. no. justin, did you know in, so florida built a new train line in the last like 10 years called the bright line. it goes from like, i don't know, like orlando down to miami, fort lauderdale. and there people keep getting hit by the train.
15:38 i don't know. because they can't figure out, and i'm not saying this is all floridians, but they can't figure out how to stop floridians from trying to beat the train across the tracks when the arms go down. they literally like, they're like, we, it's unique to this state. people will just continually try to race the train and then get hit by the train.
15:59 that is really depressing also i i need you to not say justin with that because i've had several people be like oh, so you're from florida, right? no, i'm not fucking from florida. you're there for four years with florida. i live there for four fucking years don't put that on you. have you lived in virginia longer than you've lived in florida now? yes. yeah, i've crossed the threshold for five years now
16:26 and you joined the csa. yeah, i'm in the csa now. why don't you guys consider just, you know, living in the same state for your entire life? your whole life? it's too expensive. i do miss new york. okay, live in a bad state. oh yeah, this is the practice. i like virginia. i know. whatever, it's all about me. i'm the main character.
16:48 i'm the guy i will say i was talking about my csa and uh in the in the metro video and i wonder what people in the metro comments are saying and someone was like justin doesn't eat fruit or vegetables and username for like 30 minutes they are so lucky. they don't have an address attached to it. oh
17:11 you find anything good though? like, like i have noticed there was one guy who was talking shit and his youtube is like nine years of making animations of stick figures fighting which is really sad. oh wow. that is kind of awesome honestly. i don't mean to be blasting other people who watch you ryan. no trust me they're annoying me too. yeah that's fair. one dude came into the discord when you talk in the peloton discord people will ask you like how good you are at the peloton right?
17:38 i'm gonna try to sanitize the bit a little bit, but the dude came in and said, oh yeah, like i'm really good at riding the peloton. and then people said, really? like show us a picture or something. and then he was like, oh, actually i'm one third as good as i thought i was. he basically, he walked in and said, yeah, well i've never bench pressed, but if i had to guess, i would guess i bench about 500 pounds. and then people went dude, that's us with disc golf yesterday. okay, but i see.
18:06 i'm actually gonna get some disc golf discs, man. there's three courses in vancouver that apparently all suck ass in unique ways, but we're gonna give it a try.
18:16 i did notice that when i was there most recently i did notice a lot of disc golf and i was like, is that a thing here? is that particularly vancouver thing? i think you would think because we're kind of like a hippie town a little bit that we would have a good disc golf culture but i don't think we have like the infrastructure for whatever reason.
18:39 yeah, i'll tell you. so it's fine. i think i mentioned yesterday like, oh yeah, i'm in like a local, like a virginia server with a bunch of streamers and like, i don't really know them well, but they have a disc golf channel. and after disc golf, my chat was like, you should try it. like, if i can be like, hey, i'd like to play disc golf sometime. and i was like, i'm going to say it, but i don't think anyone's going to answer me. bro, nothing. no react, no response, nothing. stonewalled. sounds like streamers.
19:05 so what i'm saying is i'll fly out to vancouver to play disco. dude, let's go to kilcanna park which apparently fucking sucks! that's like a 1.7 out of 5 on the disc golf, radiar disc golf course website. yeah, yeah.
19:20 he's got comments like, too many people walking their dog. um, um, fucking excuse me? this is awesome. what do you mean you found a secret? this is awesome. on the space that i landed on. you didn't, it's always the last place you look. on the same turn. maybe the secret was you. it's always the last place you look. what the fuck? i love the slow roll. i fucked up! it was too slow! on one. off speed. oh, well that's nice. i wonder if i'll stop it in time.
19:51 the crazy thing is fucking it up so bad you hit the real skull and it hurts you. like you gotta be off by like a full second to get that. oh yeah. yeah, that would be embarrassing.
20:05 my family invited me to play disc golf once but they invited at me at like five in the morning so like i want to go before it gets too hot and i well good i would like to do an outside activity and they got to stop making summer so hot though great thing about this golf is that three disc golf discs is like
20:32 $30. a round of real golf is like $200. yeah. yeah. but a set of disc golf clubs is like the it's like lunch for two at a fast casual restaurant. like it's got a very low barrier to entry.
20:50 it's you and me, libby. you gotta... oh no. oh, this is that mario party. how does this work? are we just getting... do i have to get our color? okay. you hit the skull, man. i didn't know what i was... i got a little... you hit the skull, dude. i'm sorry. yeah. oh yeah, there are skulls, huh? wait, sorry, justin. what the fuck are we doing? you gotta just keep the light on me so i can go collect our little purple crystals. oh, i gotta keep the light on you. okay, cool. yeah, yeah.
21:20 it's disc golf. or just... is it?
21:24 this is what i think this is. and just to be clear, i am paying attention to the game, but which one are you? i'm the gross looking guy up on the top left. okay. you're slimer. i'm slimer. cool. oh? no, this is good. so like, why do you have like five crystals per area? and we'd have one every time. i think we're just really good at finding those. can we talk about... oh, that's because all of us are in the top left corner!
21:53 little skull it stopped me in my tracks. oh, that's big
21:59 we hit a vein. i hit a skull. i think we're dead. bro, we're gonna win! no. i don't blame you because they put all of our crystals in like a crazy spot. and we couldn't find it. i thought we were locked the fuck in, man. going crystal crazy here. what the fuck, they have 42 crystals. whoopsie. yeah, yeah, yeah. how many do y'all have? not that many. like 27 maybe? nice! alright, hell yeah, let's go.
22:28 was watching both of us and i was like man everywhere we go there's one and you guys get like five because all of ours were hidden. well, maybe get a brick so yeah endless opportunity this game to say i'm bricked up we're gonna kill this guy what me oh
22:50 mr. gold? oh, mr. gold. yeah, there shouldn't, uh, there should be no, uh, i don't know. i'm trying to do like a poll, like a no billionaire stat. i don't know. mr. gold does like 99% of the bricks or something.
23:05 mr. gold, yeah, i see what you're doing with that one. yeah, yeah. let your brain fill in the gaps. can you do the bunny voice? i can do it 99% of the time, i can do it 1% of the time. yes. okay. yeah, yeah. because the sultans are being released though. that's dharma gong's dark fortress, bro. shit. that's some shit you don't want to see.
23:30 yeah, they seem chill anyone can change something i've learned
23:42 well that's why you're trying to see the same thing. i love it because it's so bad. he's gonna fix the csa from the inside. it's gonna take him about 36 years. i wonder if this one's still... yeah, it's got the weirdest frame rate. okay. i have to collect ducks. and you have to not fall in the water. they should make the bathtub a jeep.
24:11 yep, that's right. i never knew about the jeep duck thing and then as soon as i learned about it now i see every jeep i've ever seen. they're everywhere. crazy for ducks. i love that shit.
24:24 i guess you gotta have something right? it's one of those things where i don't really know why i hate it, i just know that i hate it ever so much. yes, like i do feel irrational in my hatred of it but i also think that's okay. i think it's okay to be irrational about things as long as you acknowledge that you're being irrational. sure, yeah. we call that the woman's trick.
24:48 am i doing good? i was locked in at the end. i thought i was locked in, man. no! i was locked in. let me help. why did you have so many ducks is probably the type of shit. i thought i was doing amazing, man. i thought i was doing really good today. i had a crazy rhythm. that's right. he's got crazy rhythm. crazy rhythm. catch me on the floor and i'm trouble.
25:22 all right guys just thought it was going a little too fast at least hit the eight and i'm staying at the eight embarrassingly they took ten of my studs ten of my studs they said oh they don't go away they stay they stay there yeah, they're little little stud fuckers. no, not a battle. well, it's got to be a battle run. of course when they see it
25:49 does that just happen or do you have? alright now it's like a little power up you got. yeah. oh and then you get to skip the skulltans. so you get to preserve ten of your studs. yes sir. brick battle. brick up battle.
26:08 i actually think it would be easier to fight my driver irl. no, i'm fighting fire. am i driving? i'm driving. i'm driving. i'm driving. okay, you're shooting the one at a time my guy. who are we?
26:34 but the thing is like look at how far it swings like it only goes we have no water i can't oh you run out of water california be like okay
26:53 here's a tip for our budding firefighters. the bigger the building is that's on fire, the longer it will be. okay, so don't stray immediately. oh, justice, justice. it won't point that way! it won't point that way! oh, okay, they made that thing stupid. my bad. you know what? let's go to the new one. yeah, yeah, yeah. the pathing has been crazy so far. oh, huge, huge spawn. team 2 has extinguished a house and can move on to the next one. this thing is really... you're shooting water at a house that's not done. oh no, my water... i fucked up.
27:21 it's just going all over the place. i swear i'm not doing any of this badly. it's making me bad. it's making me bad. it's huge and then we go right back to the hive. dude, it's... i hate it. i hate it. well sometimes it stays still and sometimes it just flies all over. like if i push up it just goes away.
27:46 i can't get it to stay. i'm not even kidding. you see how much it's moving? that's me tapping the stick. bratwad. oh, i think we were doing pretty well. i think we were doing pretty well. i think we lost. yep. we were doing pretty good. open. look how close. oh, come on.
28:09 they were complaining the whole time. i know that's why i thought we were doing well because we weren't complaining we were just grinding. hey, the stick was not. i think it will work in the rest. stick bad. i think your controller might be bad. no! my controller is good! i've played the other end of that and i don't remember it going all over. i have two and it never did that either.
28:33 okay, so maybe the only thing that's changed since then is your controller. no, it's not the controller because it works with everything else i mean he was in some greasy highs or some disc golf masters yesterday. so obviously the controller works fine. look at my brick and then my coin is it 420? it is. ohhh. used to be the funniest number. 6 7 took it away from us. 6 7 did take it away.
29:01 the game sir is not betraying you. a game sir would never do that. i just don't have anything to say about that. yeah whatever. too early in the damn morning man. i was fun of a bitch. is this a two brick turn?
29:32 it's a fucking oh the skulkins oh no oh the skulkins how much does brick cost is it 50. 50. i feel like it's 50. why are you asking because i didn't look i i was so wealthy that i didn't care about how much money aim to please is so good
29:54 this is where lego party really innovated was the games where you watch everybody else go. it's time for play. there's like pressure. yeah, exactly. yeah. yeah. yeah. before he's gonna make who's gonna make go first. that's fine. i'll simply handle this perfectly. yeah. yeah. i think about the pressure. well, you get to go last. so you're in the best position. i was giving you the practice.
30:19 yay! i think libby might be the first one to go. i'm the first. it's only fair you get a practice run. okay, okay, um... having some inversion problems. i'm a... i'm a, uh, inversion sicko, unfortunately, so... alright, whatever, that makes sense. yeah, yeah. oh! alright, that's so much different than what they just showed. yeah, that was different. just when you thought you had it figured out. aw, shit. oh, you are first.
30:48 good luck asshole. i feel like i like the boy. yeah. yeah. look at the others. lock in bro. that was all right. that was all right. is it just gonna like
31:16 you know, you don't that's not me power that's not you i saw the slime guy sitting in the seat you're not supposed to get the bomb one shy
31:37 your one shot. it showed justin and then it was me. it's kind of fucked up that i thought you did a fucking horrible and i beat you by one. you flew into a bomb and everything. i really thought i was doing okay. well, excuse me for not being. he doesn't has no idea how to hit that job. yeah, i do. dang it. did well excuse me actually come from the cartoon or okay.
32:07 i love that cartoon. i was big on that. i don't know if we got it in england. i mean, i certainly didn't see it if we did. too busy watching postman pat. yeah, look. you don't know postman pat? don't. not postman pat. and his black and white cat.
32:27 it can, but we got a lot of the british shows. yeah, that makes sense. well, apparently you had art attack, which is, i mean, it's crazy to me. i thought i was the only one who watched that. art attack is why i wanted to be an artist when i was three years old.
32:41 i was like, this looks like a lot of fun. especially the part where you take over an entire room and make a mural on the floor out of old blankets and stuff like that. yeah, and straws and stuff like that. it was like the same shit for me except mr. wizard. it made me want to be a fucking wizard. mr. wizard? mr. wizard. i'm gonna have to go mr. wizard to see what he looks like. mr. wizard is, uh... wait, you guys didn't watch blue's clues?
33:05 bro, someone showed me i look like the original steve, uh, like two weeks ago. og steve? they were like, you look like steve from blue's clues. and then i took off my hat and said, i have his hairstyle too. and then they went, hmm, yeah. like, like, like i tried to match their freak and they went, what are you talking about? that's so cruel. it's pissing me off. it is.
33:27 i don't know are we on the same team? yes we're purple! oh yeah so one of us is doing it and one of us is fucking with.
33:53 do you wanna ride the thing with me? i literally have no idea what is happening. so you wanna land on the thing and you wanna stop the other team from landing on the next thing? i don't even know who i am, dude. you're the green one. you're the green one. i'm green, right, but... it is really unwieldy. okay. that's alright. well... yeah, we'll just try to have fun out there. same rules. have a nice time.
34:13 remember only one of the charging pad reminds me of stomping the other city kong racing with the volcano eggs. i know exactly what you're talking about no, you can't come back on this
34:34 no, get off! get off, you can't come! what? how'd that flip me around? uh, mate. i'm going mental. i'm going mental. no, no, i can't get... that's alright. we can't win them all. yeah, it's alright. it's alright.
35:03 that's probably fine. that's fine. yeah, mr. wizard was like bill nye before bill nye. i'm looking at pictures of him and he looks like ernest borgnine. okay. did he teach spell though? yeah. it's like merlin the magic guy. he would just do like little science things. i just don't think calling that wizardry is a good idea, a good message to the kids.
35:32 yeah, it was really old. son of a bitch. yeah, they should have called it mr. science. yeah, mr. science would have been better. or bill nye. they could have just called him that. the chinese bill nye intro is so good. i'm gonna take two eggs, bro. meet the fucking buffet? you have a nice day now. it's kind of crazy they had to import bill nye, bro. that's good. like one billion chinese people, they couldn't get their own science guy. they had to co opt americas.
36:04 yeah, but he was the best. they couldn't get like chung long, the science guy? careful. well maybe it doesn't really... that's jackie chan bro! that's jackie chan's chinese name! i didn't say that's bad, i said careful. i should be careful i'm bringing up jackie chan in 2026. you were listening to the rocks record too much man. i was listening to it to link it to you to make sure it was the right song.
36:28 it was really funny. in the song, as i'm listening to it, i'm like, this is crazy. then he talks about eating a grandma's pussy? yeah. and then he starts doing a chinese accent. yeah, yeah. i was like, oh, the rock was going crazy. he performs kind of lingus on a chinese lady and it makes him speak chinese. yes. what he thinks is chinese.
36:49 i like this one. we're playing with native. see what they should have done is give that song to john cena but then he really spoke chinese. yeah yeah then it would have been okay. then it would have been fine. then it would have been eminematic of hustle loyalty and respect. this is
37:09 this one is pretty crazy. i literally feel like i'm in a nightmare right now. no. so when justin said this one's easier, he just forgot about all the minigames. well it's simpler, except for some of the minigames. yeah, this one is just mario party is like one of the easiest games of all time, it's for babies. whee! i forgot. ryan remembers how to drive this, i don't remember how to drive this. whatever, man. i don't want to tell i don't want to say the trick out loud. say the trick out loud. say the trick, please.
37:38 it's just you just want to hold like two of them at the same time. that's the no. ok, well, that's really fucking good for you, huh? i was because, you know, i was explaining the trick instead of driving. but yeah, you either want to do y and b or x and a and you just like slam your thumb across the pole. oh, hello. oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
38:06 it's cuz over here we drive on the other side of the road. okay, right. yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean that is i do live over here, but that's okay. can you can you fuck off? that's not me. i'm stuck. you just need to get out of my way, bro. you need to get out of my way. you need to get out of my way. there goes our first woman. this sucks. no, let me get this. let me get this. let me get this. let me have this. i need this. no, no, no, no, no, no.
38:36 no, how do i always drive into the wall no matter where i am? no pressure. we got it. we're good. go and chill out. we gotta kill ryan. everyone kill ryan. what the fuck? you guys are gonna die yourselves trying to hit me.
38:51 don't waste your life. red, he's red. i see what justin means. yeah, no, that's not good. i passed on. it's so doable. no. do it like fall guys, you have to wait to deny ryan. how am i the dumbest person to ever exist, man? we're good. justin, do they have any mini games that are like sekiro or something?
39:26 they do have like a dancing game that's kind of like sekiro. okay. i should have said like bloodborne because actually the rhythm is maybe i'm in heaven with the fucking rhythm heaven groove. i got a bust out of mine. you sound like peter travers reviewing a movie. the critics are raving about rhythm heaven.
39:56 i'm in heaven with this rhythm heaven. yep. okay. okay. that was a good. okay, peter travel maybe that's what i'll do. i don't know what to do with my little bones. maybe that's what i'll do with my that does sound good you're only gonna be able to rate netflix movies from now on i
40:20 oh, yep. why is that though? is that true? netflix is in negotiations to purchase letterboxd. ew. hey, no problem because netflix movies are so good. they're so good. they're so good. it's fun watching them. i saw some, uh, i got advertised a netflix game. oh, yeah. it's just a choose your own adventure type thing maybe. like a banner. that's like, here comes our contestants.
40:49 i don't have enough money for a brick. i did hear once about like a friend of a friend in la who worked at netflix doing like their sort of like putting plants in the office kind of job she's getting paid like 140 000 or something to like take out the plants for the office which you know at netflix probably should be you know they've got a lot of money to
41:13 slosh around apparently. that's incredible. i really feel like i should have got in on something like that. you know, instead of trying to do real jobs for a while. i should have been working at netflix games or whatever. yeah, those would be nice.
41:32 doing some flights about how gaming is big now. gamers love this. just show a gamer. this one. okay, this is mario party. yeah, yeah. there were no other controls, right? was there jumping? just jump, yeah. i believe there's jump, yeah. oh, you jump forever! look at how long you jump. yeah, that's a big jumper.
42:03 i think i'm gonna do okay i was about to say i was gonna do jump oh you suck! why? he's talking to meeee. i like that there's multiple rounds in this game. yeah. like, in the mini games i think that's more fun than just one and done. i hope we get the ra uh, the rabbit. the frog one? the ribbit? i don't know man. i hate that one. that one actually makes me feel like i have some kind of degenerative neurological disease.
42:30 it is an insane one. i'm like, why can't i remember like eight steps? instead i have to tell myself a story like the frog went up, you know, three ribbit lane. oh no. oh, i was texting.
42:44 i beat you on both, i think it was a host advantage. yeah, there's a host advantage there for sure. no, you actually won. you won by a score of 350 to 340.
43:02 i got a message from cvs that just says all caps please respond and then when i open it they're like do you want us to refill this? yeah please respond hello i don't want to look at the map i'm sorry i'm just going let's go fuck you come on this way because you said that battle run
43:33 you know, i got two medications prescribed yesterday for my sickness and she was like, so yeah, don't take these until after your tests on tuesday. that's helpful. big ol' just in case, yeah. i mean, luckily they're free, right? because prescriptions are free. yeah, yeah. i recently, i was having issues when i went to the doctor and she was like, i think these pills will fix you, but
44:04 don't start taking them until you get us a fecal test. and i was like, hell yeah. i don't feel like pooping in a little jar. so i just started taking the pills and they fixed me. great. nice.
44:16 have you ever done the fecal test? i did many years ago. so humiliating. it really is. oh, yes it is. they've never had you do the fecal test? they've never wanted to look at my poop a single time. that's crazy. i've been to three different doctors and not a single one has ever even asked to look at my poop. that's pretty insulting actually. i mean putting those saran hats between the toilet seat and the toilet and then clamping it down and then
44:45 well, they gave me like a big plastic thing to put between the toilet. maybe this is america vs canada difference. canada, they just give you a roll of cling film. pretty much. that's crazy. yeah, we get a whole like fake toilet. really? yeah, they gave me a little thing to attach to my toilet and then a little spoon. they gave me the spoon. i did get a little spoon and a cup. like the little ice cream sauce. yeah, like a little ice cream spoon.
45:12 i just, there's gotta be a way that's better than that when somebody comes in and says, i've had diarrhea for two weeks. and they go, well, okay, why don't you like poop on a sheet of plastic wrap and then put it in the cup? and i'm like, well, that's, you're not gonna believe this doc, that's part of the problem. yeah. i don't really like control where it goes to get it in the cup.
45:35 yeah, like if we had a good society they'd be like, sure, why don't you just chill out here for a day? you know, we've got sex, we've got netflix and stuff, and then when you need to go you can do it in our special bin, you know? yeah, we have a special toilet that collects the sample. yeah! yeah, and it's smart so it goes mmm. mmm, thank you, i'm a doctor by the way. chat gpt toilet?
46:03 think it's crazy. you guys would vote for this over there's a nice one over the grappling hook game though. i actually don't know what i'm supposed to be doing you just uh, you copy their shape. oh, okay. yeah. yeah, so you don't have to follow it even oh
46:18 okay, i'm laughing thinking about the chat gpt toilet that's like overly flattering yeah, that is such a good poop wow your shit. i've never thought of it like that. you're clearly i've never seen anyone shit like this i just want to kill the hosts that are talking. i think so. yeah. okay. i think i did really good 51. i
46:49 i'm gonna get like 62 40. oh shit. he was locked in 56 and here comes mom hey, what happened? what happened at the bottom there? i did terrible
47:04 fuck, advanced shapes. okay, okay, well, and then go anti clockwise to put it in your parlance.
47:22 is that what we say? is it? is it? yeah, it is. yeah, it is. okay. but i think what threw me is that we would say anti, not anti. oh, anti clockwise. anti clockwise? i'm anti clockwise. you and i, yeah. me anti clockwise. and what would she do? and what would anti clockwise do?
47:44 she wouldn't be like watchmaker. you know what i'm talking about every once in a while they get the overlap between what we're talking about in my very limited knowledge of mandarin chinese. i wonder what tricky track sneaky snail is drawing for the players. my god, it's the book. it doesn't. umbrella.
48:10 the squid game. oh, squid the dalgona. oh, i was looking at somebody else's awful thing. i'm gonna go back. michael jackson. i think i got this handle better. look at my awful face. i hate when people look at my awful thing. uh huh. the worst. oof, that left side, huh? okay. michael jackson on squid game could be good.
48:44 yeah? you like the red light or the greek heat? come on. i mean there's a very limited oeuvre of michael jackson references. ryan china wright fucking jokes for the next scary movie installment.
49:00 they can't go back to the well on mj man. they've already used mj like three times. they used him in the new one. no shah really? of course they did. oh big time yeah. i haven't seen it yet no spoilers please. i uh i don't i don't i guess i'll see it if someone ever makes me. that's where i'm at with that one.
49:24 like if marlon ryan is like, please go ahead. if i said that in the new scary movie they had a joke that was the substance makes you white, would you believe me? yeah, absolutely i would. that is true. but it's the only reason i wouldn't believe you is that many people have told me that apparently this movie is bad. whereas that sounds really good.
49:49 i know race humor is right up your alley ryan. it's not racism, it's a race related joke. i didn't say racism, i just said race humor. oh race humor, yes, yes, that's absolutely true. oh yes of course. when you're a nail everything looks like a hammer, okay? i've heard that. is that?
50:08 i inverted the malapropism the inverted. it was amusing. i'm going 16. my friend. that golden brick is having a nice time. the bonus breaks could change everything. yeah. so when you watch a little bit with us, i haven't watched like a non sports television program in a long time.
50:35 do you hate tv? it's not that i hate tv. i'm not trying to like min max content. because like literally today on the bike i just stared at the scene and can listen to music for 90 minutes. but like it's so hard to get me to start on a tv show when i realize that every season of tv is like eight movies.
50:54 mm hmm. that's true. i still can't believe you didn't finish the sopranos. i think that i suffered from success. i watched so much of the sopranos so fast that i convinced myself it was kind of boring. if i had watched one episode... oh, we have to paint the memes first. okay. cool. oh, no, wait, wait, we're on the same team. if i had been watching it in like the 2000s and could watch one episode a week for a summer and then not see it again,
51:22 i think i would be like, this is amazing. this is incredible. this is a huge conflict i have with my husband because he correctly says that that's the best way to watch movies. i mean, tv shows is at least not like more than one a day. but when i'm watching something, i'm like, i love this. i want to watch it all. right. and then i get sort of
51:41 you know, petulant and teary about it and i'm like but i want to know what happens next and he's like it was still going to be there tomorrow and it's a really hard like urge to resist but it does absolutely make the experience better. weirdly enough i feel like the worse a tv show is the better it is to watch it in a binge format.
52:02 yep, 100%. my wife was sick for a couple weeks and she started watching the kathy bates matlock reboot on paramount plus. and i was like, wait, this is actually kind of awesome. i was watching like two episodes a day of that. and i was at no point was i like, well, this is too much matlock because i was like, wow, there's going to be more for me there if i need it anyway. yeah, yeah, yeah. i do think that... sorry.
52:30 i started talking and my voice stopped working. i do think that is the only reason i liked lost, was that i had to watch it over the course of like seven, okay. interesting, because i would think lost is the perfect show to watch all at once and not give a fuck about. plus i think i gave a fuck because it took so long. i had to wait like a year and a half to be like, what are the numbers? what are the numbers?
52:52 no, i've been meaning to for so fucking long i
53:10 i remember our good friend mike super jazz telling me that it is a very depressing show and that means i would love it. and i'm like, yeah you're right, i love a sad show. yeah i would say so, yeah. it's not like sopranos depressing but it's... yeah, yeah. sopranos depressing? it sounded a little basement. you don't sing the sopranos? did you not get to season six? tony, well i'm on season five and have been for about a year. but tony sigma
53:39 tony just does whatever he wants and then whenever anybody pisses him off he just kills them and gets away with it. just breathes through his nose and then fucking feels with it. i mean i could see how it would be depressing if you were like a fan of the characters who are wrong with tony and thus got what they deserved but if you're a tony head like me then pretty much a laugh a minute.
54:04 yeah, i was really depressed because my favorite character was that guy brendan from the beginning who dies three episodes in. no, not brendan. killed in a bathtub. i was buying a lot of brendan stocks early. i was like, this guy's gonna be around for a minute.
54:21 it does make you feel really bad watching that show when you realize how much you want someone to die and be killed by tony and you're like, i'm one of those guys, right? i really wanted joe pintleon to get killed by tony. yeah. yeah. because you can't be doing that with the tv remote and not putting like a least a ziploc bag around it or something like that. like what if somebody comes over man?
54:49 what if somebody comes over to watch the game? the gladiator stuff, god it's so good. this is gonna go oh it's gonna fuck me! i'm trying to keep you guys trapped in here. no! yay! i just watched something that had joey pants in it. oh risky business, that was uh... i haven't seen it.
55:10 you know what, it wasn't what i thought it was gonna be. kind of a strange movie. i thought it was gonna be like, funny high school teen movie and instead it was like, like i feel like the log line for it was like, the high school pimp.
55:33 team pimp. yeah, team pimp was the pitch, the elevator pitch on that one. six, seven. six, seven. wow. a six on a high roller is a perfectly solid result. i mean, she's nagging me. she is. not even close. what if a pimp had mad homework, ricky? that's so good. now what will this player do?
56:01 what will this player do? look at that. it's the same. anyway, joey pants is in it and he's very young and like snatched in a way that makes it sort of confusing. what is so skinny? which person will be pinned into the air and dump elsewhere today. they're stirring things up. i still had hair as well in the in risky. big time has hair. yeah.
56:31 because i only really became familiar with him post the matrix with his iconic cypher look. he kind of looks a little bit like like lennon and the devil. cypher's a real f**ker man. like i don't like players be like he's literally sigma.
56:52 he's a piece of sh like, like you could still just go into the matrix and eat the steak. you don't have to like fuck everyone over again. couldn't you just sit in the chair and then have tank play like a steak eating program? yeah, load up fucking steak.exe. oh god that's so true. i never thought of that. they had a new battle mini games i think. yeah this used to be a single player thingy now it's a two player. realized i don't even know what team i was gonna be playing. yeah who's who my teammate? uh don't tell them.
57:21 it's me and libby. it's me and libby. we're the orange ball. yeah, we're orange. okay. orange? i'm just gonna... i'm gonna do blocking. okay? looks like you're doing it. i immediately got on blocking. yeah, i'll get on blocking. okay. stop! stop! don't touch my orange ball. stop! alright, here's the problem. i just keep... this is world cup. i keep putting it back in the start. what?! can you fuck off me? i'm gonna make an actionable threat. i'm gonna make an actionable threat.
57:52 god, this game is genius. i don't know what to do if you're there on the whole. and it didn't. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the tables are turning. fuck. the tables are back. the tables are back. go away. this actually. okay, i see why this wasn't a double mini game. guys, we're going to be stuck here forever. maybe they'll just end it. i think you and me are destined to do this forever. what are you? the joker? the joker, man.
58:23 that's what i thought. it sounded like you the joker me talking to a funny guy. yeah. oh no. that was almost the justin. okay. it's two v one and you're gaining ground on us. can we talk about the logistics of that? i think we were all perfectly angled that nothing was happening.
58:49 you guys ever see the video of a kid in college painting his face like the joker and then he thinks he's alone in his dorm room but then his friends all come home at the same time? i should say his roommates all come home and ask him why he's painting his face like the joker. this is awesome. this rocks are both at the start again. this is awesome. and then they make him laugh like the joker. i don't think i saw that joker one. oh, it's really good if you have a high tolerance for like watching a guy get really embarrassed. my mental image now...
59:18 whenever i hear the joker now, i just picture fucking greg turkington i'm willing to concede this round. no, this is the rest of the stream. ah, and i'm okay no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
59:45 i'm trying to block him. no! no! how much do you want to bet there's another round? well, don't tell them they're still playing or they're going to... oh, we're still playing! we're still fucking! i didn't know it was going to let us still score. first round! what? bro. all right, we got this. all right, let's just focus on offense, i think. yeah. for the sake of content. no, no, no, no. they're not listening. no, no, no, no!
1:00:19 no! you pricks, you pricks. insane, insane, insane. oh, this is gonna be... we're actually doomed. we're actually doomed. nice one, justin. thank you. nice one. because it's gonna fucking go in now. it's gonna fucking go in now. it's gonna fucking go in now. it's gonna go in! you're gonna get out of the way! fuck off. fuck off. fuck off. nope. nope. nope. nope. no! oh my god.
1:00:46 i know where one of you live. yep. it doesn't matter. fuck this ball. they do ask him to laugh like the joker and then he's like, i don't want to do it. and then they're like, you should do it. and then he goes, that's so cool. it was a different time. oh, yeah. yeah. 2018.
1:01:21 was it really only then? no, i'm pretty sure this is from like 2009. no, but it's funny to think about it being in 2009. i do have a really humiliating photo of me dressed as sarah palin and my high school boyfriend dressed as the joker in halloween 2008. that's so fucking good. that is so good.
1:01:43 and i look sooo depressed. did you know she can see russia from her house? wait, i'm gonna post justin, i'm gonna post it in your facebook because i have it somewhere. i love that. oh man. i wish i hadn't painted this thing yellow. it's really not going to help with the resale value. that was a pointy end! nooo! what? just no mashing in this game, eh?
1:02:18 damn bro. they're treating you like woody treated buzz lightyear. did i get disconnected? where you put this photo? sorry, no, i was still on. you didn't say anything for like 50 seconds and then entered back in with that. so i'm trying to remember why. and i was on this. i mean, woody fucking hated buzz, bro. he did. yeah.
1:02:45 you tried to kill him. the thing is, by the end of the movie they were actually kind of like really tight. yeah. they need to stop making toy stories. new ones pretty good i gotta say. i heard but like we don't need more toy stories man.
1:03:01 yeah, but they need more money. it was pretty good though. i mean, it's better than the new minions movie, not that it's a high bar. random and fucking random. no. no. no. no, man. this is the next 20 minutes of our life. ok, not bad. so this is another one at a time game. oh, boy. you just have to hop the right path. it'll tell you the path you got to hop.
1:03:30 you live happily ever after i don't, i don't understand how you do it, but that's all right. it'll, it'll, it'll immediately clear. i'm sure there i go. y'all first.
1:03:45 i wonder if he'll remember the pattern. oh, it tells you what the path is. i see. don't worry. this game will make you feel dumber than any other game that's ever existed. eventually. at this you're like, who could possibly fail this? just you wait. just you. like that one was pretty tough. that's me? i thought it was you!
1:04:09 you're the blue brick! i thought you were the blue frog. this is bullshit. you shouldn't have been the blue brick lady. yeah, no, you should be the color that you are. i'm gonna leave. that was really easy. i can't believe anyone did that. the blue brick. i like how you are mad at me like this is my fault. you picked the blue lady, so i'm mad at you. i already drove the wrong truck in that first minigame and for the whole time, so i've been there.
1:04:35 oh, fuck. and i just don't even get to go anymore. i just get to take a break. this could be like six minutes. it feels a little bit like the trump out sign is test. oh, shit. no, that's easy. come on, man. oh, i live to be embarrassed on the next level. and who will come in last? but i won't mention who my pick is, so i don't inflate their ego. oh, yours is backwards. mickey mouse pattern. it's on my phone now.
1:05:08 maybe you should have done that. what's a good website? defector. general yahoo. i don't know. defector is pretty good. no, i was pressing up. i think it dropped my input actually. everyone shut up. everyone shut up. oh shit. oh, yours is so easy.
1:05:41 my instagram store nevermind
1:05:59 fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. it might somehow was easier than yours. my god. some of our players tied for first place. you know what? it's kind of nice that i didn't have to do this. i already forgot what yours was. i don't remember. cross the plane. oh, motherfucker. they might be in the pond, but the remaining player has to beat their distance to secure a win. come on. come on. we'll never make it to the gnomes, man. way off.
1:06:34 i want you to know you could put me in a fucking mri machine. it would show that i was rooting for you. i wanted you to do well. i thought i was cooking and then i fell in a drink. i mean a polygraph, that's right. i don't know. well, honestly, like doesn't that shit just like measure your heart rate anyway? an mri would probably be way better than a polygraph at telling whether or not you're lying.
1:07:01 they'd be like, shit, look, the lying part of his brain is working. don't need to fuck around with the needles and stuff like the seismograph. my lying center lit up. hey, hey, you can't go wrong with that one, my friend.
1:07:20 just random but i like when i was getting my haircut my my buddy was like i'm not doing the mustache anymore like it was really good on you and i was like, yeah some people online told me was like i'm like a hair professional and it looked good. oh shit i think the mustache is a little bit too big to be clear. i think it's gonna be what?
1:07:44 it's aura. i think it's aura. it's aura. yeah. thank you. enjoy the free studs. and here's our next point. i've been thinking about becoming one of those guys who like goes to the barbershop to get them to shave my whole head and face your head. yeah, i think that's chill. apparently it only takes like 20 minutes.
1:08:06 yeah. yeah. my, uh, my buddy was telling me that a mutual friend of ours still goes to him just to get the top of his head kind of shaved. and when he asked him about it, he's like, well, yeah, i like to talk to you.
1:08:17 that's nice! that's really nice! that seems to be the vibe. like sometimes when i go to get my hair cut there's like an older lady there who clearly goes every week and that seems to be the vibe i get is like, well it's also just part of her social routine and i think that's totally fine. that's nice. i love going to the barber, i just i yap a bit. i mean if i say the barber my friend cuts my hair. yeah i mean that's great. and he is a barber but uh it's not
1:08:41 it's nice to kind of shoot the shit with him and everyone else sitting in there. it's really great when everyone else getting their hair cut like doesn't want to talk. like it's just all people sitting there in dead silence so then i just start talking to their barbers. yeah, a little bit like the movie barbershop 2 back in business. with cedric the entertainer. i don't think it's like that. it actually might be. i never saw it. have you seen barbershop 1?
1:09:07 i have seen barbershop one. is it like that? it might be a little similar. oh, i see what's happening. oh, you don't want to put the bell in. okay. it's tumble time. i think we're timed to tumble.
1:09:31 unfortunately if i get a haircut it's uh really really expensive so i can't can't do it too much. it also gives me a headache because she has to like pull on my oh for fuck's sake just like pull on my hair to keep stuff to it. it's like the shoe is canal i got one wedge diagonally in there.
1:09:58 i'm feeling real good about myself right now with this. we're failing some really basic cognition tests here. don't you dare go in. i'm not winning? oh fuck. oh you can kind of like shoot the bombs off to the side. i didn't realize you could like... okay, yeah that makes way more sense. oh fuck.
1:10:26 can i get a bomb to fling hard enough that it goes into your hole? now that would be next level. that would be sick. motherfucker man. did i win?
1:10:39 the first time we ever played this, i swear i had an angle where it just spawned the scoring bottles exactly in a channel that tunneled them right to the end. i got like 30 bottles. he is going crazy.
1:10:59 yeah, my buddy who cuts my hair recently went back to school to finish his degree and accepted a job as a teacher. i'm very happy for him, but i'm also gonna have to find someone else to start cutting my hair. yeah, that sucks. and that's devastating. yeah. that sucks. what the fuck? if my lady moved, i don't know what i would do. i swear, i don't mean anything by this, but i thought, like, does he want to be a teacher?
1:11:25 yeah, yeah, cuz i thought that like a barber and a teacher that kind of like in the same ballpark in terms of salary he said he will be making less as a teacher. that's kind of what i was getting that without saying yeah but he but he wants to do what he considers a good thing. that's heroic extremely heroic. yeah
1:11:49 plus i'm sure you know getting the summers off, you know, i mean like i'm not saying he's not a hero, but yeah he did tell me that next sub a thon. he'll just come to my house and cut my hair on stream and then chat uh sends him enough money. he'll just fuck my head up and i was like, okay
1:12:05 i was like, that's fine, honestly. i did think that you were just going to say, oh, fuck my head. i'll just fuck my head. i would let it easy enough money. i'll just fuck his head. i would let him fuck my head. i was picturing the video at that party where all the dudes take turns showing what they fuck like with the couch cushion. yes. yes. we know this one. okay. oh yeah. i know that one. that's a classic.
1:12:31 alright, alright. and most of it's quite horrible i think. i keep landing on this. and i'm gonna keep taking it and swapping with someone at random. i forgot about that one. yeah, that's such a good video. i never felt compelled to show my friends how i fuck, so that video was really confusing for me. and now it's blair1's turn!
1:12:56 it'd be funny, we should recreate the same video, but i just awkwardly shake for two seconds and then lay down on the floor. or just lay down on the floor and put your hands behind your head. yeah, just laying there completely still. like arms by your side. yeah, yeah. but essentially planking.
1:13:22 okay, justin, i put the photo don't show this on stream, but i put the photo in your discord of me and sam. oh my god, that's so good! i know! that's so fucking good! holy shit. wait, wait, i'm on my way. it's in the general chat. wow!
1:13:41 crazy good joker costume as well. it is really good, yeah. listen, the sarah palin... you were both on point. the sarah palin, you can definitely tell that's sarah palin, but he was the joker. i think the load bearing part of the costume for me is like that address label that i wrote palin mccain on. that's good stuff. do you ever see cars with like really old political bumper stickers that they just decided to...
1:14:09 i saw a hillary tim cain sticker today. oh damn. do they know? and that was cool. what was that? do they know? i don't know if they know. no, i don't think they know. tim cain in the membrane. that's right.
1:14:32 fuck it, running back? i did see... sorry. no, that's okay. i did see a car recently, well this was last year i guess, in the whole foods parking lot here and it had both a bernie 2020 sticker and a warren 2020 sticker and the license plate was no to 5g. oh damn!
1:14:56 it's a really fascinating. really incredible person. i love it. ryan, come on. oh, perfect. i didn't even see perfect pillars. thank you. thank you. perfect pillars. it's time for perfect pillars. the game of quick construction and rapid reactions. this is the stack mini game from the arcade. you can just push. that's what i'm saying. where i'm like this game's just push. oh, it's just lego. that's so awesome. yeah.
1:15:30 ah, no two 5g is so fucking hard. no two 5g. oh! oh man, i'm i'm fucking it. i'm fucking it like, justin's barber and justin's uh, yeah, i'm i'm dead. i've exploded. did i win? ohhhh!
1:16:03 what the fuck you're like behind me. oh, you get to keep going. oh, i think that's crazy. i thought i finished i was like, yes, i did it you stack it on the two tappers is crazy man. oh my god am i seeing double or they're too i got passed out for a second there that's a relief because i hit my head quite hard this morning
1:16:27 i don't know, i'm just predicting. my kid was in ninjago for a minute, but i still don't know who that is. i mostly just get inundated with the theme song over and over. i never heard it. well, i don't know if it's a theme song, but it's called the weekend whip.
1:16:53 it's like got a really like pop punk. he's like just jumped up flipped and turn around and spin then we go back do it again ninja go ninja go i like other just like a cutscene of it
1:17:16 of a bunch of legos beating up an octopus. damn, this is making me want to buy some legos. yeah, i need this set. boy, do i have a store for you. oh? they have a bricks and minifigs here. i went in there once because i wanted to get a lego set and i was like damn this store is the size of my closet and they have like nothing. and then i left.
1:17:41 you gotta feel bad for the stores that are not part of the corporate umbrella. cuz you know, like no disrespect if you're watching this on youtube, but you know the intelligence of the average youtube watcher. so you've, like while this shit's going down in utah, i'm sure if you're running a store in like georgia or something like that, you're like, oh fuck.
1:18:04 yeah, motherfuckers in the triforce shirts and the khaki shorts coming into harass me every damn day telling me to get back some lego i don't even have. yep. 100% motherfucker. any average youtube broadcaster? sure, sure. yeah, i wouldn't disagree with that. yeah, i mean, youtube broadcast is still a youtube. very true. well, except for one exception.
1:18:32 i just mind if i take that short break after the next minigame the delivery driver left my food at the wrong house. oh no tough luck. yeah, i could do some more. i suppose that's okay. you can just like you just do it now. right? uh the minigame will happen. i guess i won't be ready for the minigame. i took a break to go get it and then when it wasn't there i had to come back and so i guess i could have just gone and got it but now it feels too late to do that. apollo i had a funny doordash story.
1:19:00 i went to my parents house and i used uber eats to buy lunch for everybody. but i was like, i'll just pick it up because the restaurants literally across the street from their house, like 25 feet away from their front door. and then i ordered it and i was like, wow, this is taking a long time to give me the notification that it's ready to pick up, ordered delivery.
1:19:21 so the poor guy pulled up to the restaurant and then grabbed the food and then walked across the street. that's tough. and you tipped him really well. of course, because i was embarrassed. you didn't go, oh well he barely had to do anything. that's why you didn't do anything. i could have done that. we sure have some adventurous contestants in today, huh? yeah, if anything, i feel like that sounds great for him. he probably saw where he had to bring it and he was like, oh, thank god. but there was a part of me that was kind of like,
1:19:46 if it had been me, i would be a lazy motherfucker. i have to look at the controller for this game, which is really sad.
1:19:58 especially now that i'm using an xbox based controller, so it's not triangle box circle. it's like... oh, and the letters that are on the screen? yeah, but so here's the problem. the controller i have barely shows the letters because i think they assume that i just know them. oh my god, i just hit xb like 12 times and it was xa. so why isn't a there? oh, i...
1:20:20 and i hate that it's gonna make me keep going while everyone watches. nintendo really fucked us with the different thing. because i play switch every day and then i come over here and i try to do this.
1:20:39 but yeah, i keep looking down at the controller, but i have to like tilt it at a certain angle to see the marking on the button. you know what i mean? like it's... that shit's hard. what? my turn and then be right back. okay. the playstation controller is circle box, cross, and square. or no. box and square, yep. circle box, cross, and uh... what's the other one? triangle? yeah.
1:21:08 i mean it's square, it's not box. it is square, i mean box is crazy. what's a square if not a box? could be a lot of things. justin, don't. hello? i guess i didn't call triangle up arrow, which i did think about selling. up arrow, yeah. it's box, cookie, two swords, and yield.
1:21:40 yield, yep. my damn brick. hakko! okay, thank you to the person in chat who said yoni. yoni is what i was thinking. it's a nice way of saying it. wait, what does yoni do? pussy! is it? yeah, yoni's pussy! where are they saying that? where are they saying yoni? yeah. like, um, like etsy stores a lot of the time, you know?
1:22:12 like gwyneth paltrow is saying yoni. oh wow, okay. what about every day you learn a new word for pussy? the guy's name is pussy wolf after all this time. you don't know uh, you don't know uh, yoni wolf? no. from y? no. anticon type shit? alopecia? i like yoni soprano. yoni soprano is really good. no, i did a um, i did an article once about all of the like
1:22:42 extremely bad for you. yoni cleanse products that are available on etsy. and some of them are like, yoni tightening products and things that you really should know. and it's just like one of them was literally like a wasps nest. oh no. like, there's like a dried up thing that comes from a wasps nest that they would sell and it's like, yeah, put this up your pussy. it'll make it good.
1:23:09 yeah, my advice is don't buy that stuff ever, but especially not from etsy. that is crazy. can apollo go near this food? i think so. okay, i'm gonna go if we're not playing in the game. i'm just gonna go fill my tea. i did ready up, but that's okay. ow! fuck. i really like this desk, or the cat bed i got that attaches to the desk next to it. but, uh, boy do the cats just really climb me to get into it sometimes.
1:23:39 and they forget they have claws, i think. no, that's true. but would you rather trim their claws or just get scratched now and then? uh, just get like scratched. life's too short, man. i agree. yeah. i mean, i'm sure i feel like even if i trim them, if they climb me, it's hurting. that's a good point. i mean, it just grows back, too. yeah. in this fucked up world. in this fucked up crazy world. oh boy. sorry, apollo's still trying to find his food, i think.
1:24:15 oh god a brick battle. a brick battle? what'd you get? what's uh what's for lunch? uh some onigiri. yoooo! yoni giri? yoni giri! yes dude. i'm not gonna make not gonna make any fish jokes. come on. but i guess i just kind of did. i guess i just kind of did. it is crass, it's horrible.
1:24:43 so i'm really trying to find a place to put these bricks for you, yeah, i fucked you
1:24:54 where do i put it? oh i could put it over there.
1:25:17 i just want to get have it. but how much do they win? it's got a classic nickelodeon guts. oh, my goodness. they've reached the top. i broke bread. let's head to the results. let's see with bonito flakes and free cocking. yeah. all right. that's a go off kings chatter name and giving them the.
1:25:39 it sounds like it i like earlier call me what i am assuming is a new like slur for people who order food. oh, no what is it? cuz i had to look it up because they asked if i was this thing and i looked it up and it was like this is a new slang term combining like a term for hitler and
1:26:05 yeah, i've seen this. and i was like, is it something like that? you're not a treatler at all. the hitler of treats. yeah. treatler is someone who like they make a post with no self awareness where they're like my doordash driver, like fuck me or something like that. oh, i feel like you're an ally of the doordash dasher. i wish they could read the numbers on the houses, but other than that, yeah.
1:26:35 i like this one cuz it's this one's insane. yeah.
1:26:52 so it's tagged, but you can only tag the person who has what you beat. and you can only get tagged by the person who beats you. yeah. so use your scissors, i run away from you. oh, i see. okay, so right. so i gotta run away from stone, but if i'm clawed, i gotta run towards paper. yup, yup. don't say libler is like hitler.
1:27:16 apollo is not a treatler. thank you for backing me up on this one. treatler is like, yeah, people who make posts that are like, i don't like when my doordash driver is a man.
1:27:28 yeah, or like, yeah, like my amazon fresh driver doesn't know that yogurt and sour cream aren't the same. oh! i've been smashed. i did get a instacart the other day. i've been doing the occasional grocery delivery still, and he must have been smoking a cigarette in the car because it reeked of cigarettes when i brought it in and i was like, man, that is so ballsy.
1:27:57 i still i was like, yeah, you know what? i got to smoke cigarettes. i'm not gonna like leave the banner. yeah. yeah. folks, we have got an exciting game. what the oh, i haven't had a chance to even touch the person. let me get you. then he wouldn't have gotten me on the fucking diagonal. no less. okay. hugely embarrassing thought. i just had. oh, i haven't gotten to be paper yet. it's fucking matters. what the fuck are you about?
1:28:26 oh i waited, i waited, i bided my time. that's so funny. so it said uh, i once got a doordash driver's rolling papers because they were attached to the drink cover tape. i assume they were in the other cup holder. that rocks.
1:28:45 yeah, i still i do still instacart sometimes i just i just do the guilt tip and i feel like that's everyone wins except me yeah, i've had a lot of friends who are instacart drivers like yeah, i'll deliver like $300 worth of groceries and get a $5 tip yeah, no, fuck that
1:29:12 you guys, i thought it was one and a half percent. i thought one and a half percent was what we already did. yeah, one and a half. that's, yeah. i'm hitting the, i'm hitting the 20 or 25 percent every time. i must do it. god, i gotta, i want to stream a long time today. i also want to go to costco before they close. why? and these are at odds with each other.
1:29:37 okay, what about costco stream? you just point the camera directly at the cart so people see what you're putting in your cart but not other people at costco. i genuinely have wanted to do this but i so i need another thing i need to do that i've been meaning to for a month now is go to an at&t store to switch off verizon.
1:29:57 everywhere else i've been in the in the world verizon is awesome and works but in my town it's always on lte and i like can barely do anything. that fucking sucks. hear me out. at&t here is good. let's go to the costco and stream
1:30:13 but just hang out near the tvs so that we can watch the world cup game on your street. okay. okay. today is spain and belgium. that's a big one. that's a big one. who all still in it other than them?
1:30:32 france won yesterday spain and belgium
1:30:46 argentina, switzerland, england, norway. everyone loves the norway guy. holland, yeah, he's crazy. oh, this one, okay. oh, this is gta. no, no, this is trials. oh, trials, what a game. i miss it. we should play trials one day. someone please free...
1:31:16 red links from ubisoft's collections. yeah. right, did you know we were playing? you guys all accelerated in a way that i didn't and i could never recover. you're too good for me.
1:31:30 can my back tire make us easy now? you're not so slick i'm just trying to do the sickest jumps actually yeah, i think you would actually be such a cool biker i think i think i would be able to pull it off but like i would never wanna be sorry
1:31:56 just promise me you would have one of the you'd have like a bucket helmet instead of like the you know the one of the instead of like the ninja helmet you would have like a bucket. yeah i know what you're talking about. i was just thinking about a bucket hat. do you mean like a bucket hat? and i was picturing bucket head. can't do that, it's not safe. it's not safe.
1:32:19 i don't i i wouldn't be i feel like if i was on a motorcycle i would look racist i can't really explain what i mean by that but it makes sense biker culture is very interesting because it is like half of it is like
1:32:34 it would be nice to have a place where i could be open with a bunch of other men. and then the other half of it is like, if a little bit of fentanyl manages to make it through the port, well, who's to say, right? it'd sort of sound like something you would say if you were at a biker bar trying not to get killed. i think your culture's actually really interesting.
1:33:01 it's like it's mostly just like a cool club where we hang out and shoot pool, but occasionally we do get asked to do favors for certain entities. that's kind of like the mafia in the sopranos as well. it's like a lot of hanging out, needing, you know, very true. you have some gabagool, you play a little poker, kill a guy. they literally like one of the things they do the least is kill people. they only kill guys now and then.
1:33:27 i would love to sit in front of the port store. he's so nice. i know. what is this? yeah, until richie aprile gets sprung out the damn joint, then you're like, oh, fuck. i was just thinking about, i want to say, i think debbie said it, riding on a motorcycle alone with a shirt that says, if you can read this, the me fell on or something like that. i can't remember exactly what it was. whatever her joke was, it was good. yes. if you can read this, the me fell on.
1:33:55 something like that. yeah, instead of the bitch fell off the mee foe. yeah, the bitch fell off the mee foe. no, i actually hate that. i'm not one of these bitches. rapid rocket rescue. if you can read this, i am on a motorcycle. smiley face. that's really nice. yeah, that's really nice. oh, this one is just land on the frame. yep. and then land on... there's like a little flashing. i see that, yeah.
1:34:24 and then when someone lands on it, it goes to a new place. whatever. i'm just having a nice time. yeah. yeah. a little bit of an advantage for blue. watch this. well, it didn't really fucking do much for me, did it? why is my thing flipping around? am i able to? this was my plan. i was camping. is it because everyone is flying their ships? okay, that doesn't make any fun. that's fine. that one actually. no one's getting there.
1:34:51 there's no astronaut. i mean, they definitely don't like to think it in case you crash into a head first. cool. no, you got to like sit on it. no, no, no, no, no. if you could read this, i forgot my backpack. that's really nice. that is nice.
1:35:09 fucking sips sent me a picture today of a car with a bumper sticker that said, let me merge my dad is dead. it really got really, it's really fucking funny. i was like, i gotta send this to kimberly. i mean, it's gotta be done, man. it's gotta be done. at this point in the game, three turns left. and then ignore the results.
1:35:38 i'm making my move. i'm not trying to get taken to the final three as a damn goat. you know what i'm talking about? huh survivor you ever watch survivor no, okay the goat is always the guy that gets taken to the final three because they know he can't win the jury at the end i see i see, you know, i uh
1:36:00 i feel like i could enjoy watching reality tv from the angle of i'm making fun of how bad it is. but i'd rather still do anything else. i don't. i'm telling you, i understand where you're coming from, but it's antiquated wisdom. there is so much worse reality tv than survivor. oh yeah, no, it's only gotten worse over time for sure. but i don't think it really, i don't think any of it's really worth watching. survivor's got a certain...
1:36:30 it's got a certain je ne sais quoi. it's like watching a dude who's starving to death try to solve like an eight piece puzzle for a hundred thousand dollars is kind of awesome. i guess. i do remember my friend chris showed me the guy who
1:36:51 he was like, like winning, but then he ate three feet of beef and went, oh, my prostate. and then they had to like fly him home. three feet of beef? yeah, he ate three feet of beef. i've never, i'm from britain and i've never heard someone measure meat in distance. i was very perplexed by it, but apparently he just had some like big, he just like went crazy on them. i think the show said like, yeah, yeah, yeah. he ate three feet of beef. that's just really fucking good. subway's got footlong hot dogs now.
1:37:20 that's not surprising but really funny. getting a lot of mileage out of those big ovens. i still think often about how the subway by where i lived in new york was just really mean and if you didn't know what you wanted immediately they would like skip you. doing the soup nazi thing as subway is really funny. but for subway it's really funny. i went with my mom once and when she walked out she went, i'll have uhhhh and the guy went um um next and uh
1:37:48 and then sometime in the future from then, like i don't remember how long past this was, maybe like a year or two later, like a significant amount of time later, there was a news, it was in the newspaper that they got robbed and all the employees got tied up and left in the fridge. oh, but the roof man, the roof man was there. and my mom said, good. oh, i love her. that's great.
1:38:16 that is awesome. she had her revenge. okay, this guy's got three golden bricks in one turn. can we kill this guy? i think like one golden brick is the right amount. yeah. it's like golf, right? you're supposed to have computers? yeah, i thought so. damn, they're giving me bricks like crazy.
1:38:41 free studs! free studs! i wish! free studs, i get those on hal's stream on monday night. am i right? yes, yes. am i right? i love hal and i love game show stream, but i do purposely stay up later than i should. at least once a week, because i need to at least see studs. studs is so funny, man. it's so fucking funny. it was a slow burn for me, but it's so crazy. is studs like one of the shows that comes on after
1:39:09 the british one? yes. okay. i'm always asleep. that's in your sleep.
1:39:17 studs is wonderful, especially when like, you know, you've got like a couple arrogant guys and they went on dates with girls but then they are slowly realizing that the girls hated them and are just gonna make fun of them for the next half hour on tv. yeah. you can see the light leave their eyes. oh, it's so nice. and also, yeah, like maybe two thirds of the time, uh, the man is just like utterly loathsome.
1:39:39 who's the host of studs
1:40:02 it's just some like nothing guy. oh wait, i've seen yes, i have seen one episode of studs. i think it rocks. it's the host is like a guy who would you would really expect it to have read art of the deal like before like when it came out. yeah, like he wears the blue shirt with the white cuffs that reminds me that tracks what a show my god. beautiful. this is it. the final stretch. the final stretch.
1:40:33 nice. well, he's not really stuck in the 80s. i think the show is from like the maybe the ladies or the early 90s. i think it was. yeah, that sounds right somewhere. that sounds right. and i also think if i were to meet him today, he would be still stuck in the 80s. yeah, he was exactly the same. what a shot. holy shit. oh, damn.
1:41:05 split the wickets. i thought that was a god run. didn't i get like 150? you did! i'm so confused! did i hit one pin like 20 times? you hit like no pins on the way there and suddenly your final score was like a million. i think you get more points if you hit stuff with a pin. that is true. i was doing that, man. that's true.
1:41:34 i think they might have broken some of them. damn, what a shot. oh yeah, i didn't even notice the little pins on the edge. fuck! wait, ryan missed those too and still won. i'm showing everyone my whole ass. yeah, didn't you say you were going to do that yesterday? i was watching the stream. i did, i did. you did. damn, you guys wanted any tips?
1:41:58 yeah, 154 is crazy. that is insane. we all were within a point. i don't know what happened. so we can use sniffer dogs to find them when they fall off the track. you hit a pin that was already hit. so instead of giving you one, it gave you four. and then maybe maybe a little 50. apparently. well, hey, listen, i probably got we all hate the big group of pinless guys. i might have hit them with the one that i built the combo off.
1:42:25 i might just be a little bit better. damn. he really said he's built different. wayne gretzky didn't know why he was good at hockey either. doesn't mean he wasn't good, probably.
1:42:44 oh boy. i will say costco delivery is kind of where it's at, justin. yeah, i've never done costco delivery. it's any other grocery store, it's worth like the surcharge to just go to the store, but not having to drive the costco deal with the parking lot deal with like...
1:43:01 humanity inside of the store. see, i don't know if i'm just a freak, i really like walking around costco. i bet your costco's different too. yeah. i mean, for, it sounds like for ryan as well, the experience in, like in la costco, it's just wall to wall people and none of them know how to push a card out of the way. every day is black friday. mine isn't that terrible.
1:43:22 every day is black friday, right? that does sound terrible. i mean, i have been to mine at the wrong time. like, i think i went like the day before memorial day on accident once, and that was a nightmare. yeah, that's what it's always like here, i feel like. i went at maybe like 10, 10am on a tuesday. that's crazy. yeah.
1:43:45 see i also don't, like anytime i talk to people about costco they're like, oh man, like enjoy your chicken bacon hot dog and like i never get the food there. like i'm just there to buy my stuff and leave. yeah you can't, i don't know what animal census is but it sounds fucked up so i want to vote for it. fostered award.
1:44:01 yeah, i try not to get the costco food court food unless, like, lewis and i are doing it as like, i don't want to say like, date night, but a kind of like, you know, thing we're doing together, you know? hmm. that's like the saddest thing ever. do you want it in your space? no. i don't know. keep the saucer in your zone, yes. in your zone? yes, you do want it in your space. damn it. you a liar. yeah, you lied. three, two, one.
1:44:33 okay, who's red? why would you do that? i wanted in my space. you put it in their space on purpose!
1:44:40 no game ain't over yet. no, don't let him get any points. he doesn't deserve it after that play. you're only thinking one. we're just keeping it in yellow and that can't happen. you got to think about the whole game plan. it's going exactly as i imagined. yes. green. yes. yes. this is great. let's just keep doing this. what are you doing? trying to keep it in the blue zone for some reason. you were pushing it further into the corner of blue because i wanted to go to red, which is further that way.
1:45:08 let's just get that up there for a little bit. did you see that fucking steal? oh, what was that physics bullshit, bro? it was sick as it was. it was awesome. no. oh, yellow. why do you guys hit it into red, man? because you're almost done. let's check out the results. bullshit. absolute fucking bull. well, you guys were pushing into red. he was about to win.
1:45:31 i'm red whatever fuck you. you lied you lied at the start of the game. that's true.
1:45:44 i have the moral victory. it's fucked up that like so the costco food court is so cheap but when we were still bringing ourselves to the store there's times we would look at the food court and be like this ain't fucking worth it. we'll like leave the costco after. that's the thing, it's never been worth it while i've been there. the lines are always crazy. yeah it goes pretty quick. i would rather... i don't really want to eat like a foot long hot dog in my car like yeah all the tables are taken up in the store.
1:46:10 i could just make a hot dog at home if i really want a hot dog. i feel like, you know? yeah, hot dog is like the easiest thing to make and still like be fine. you can literally microwave a hot dog. okay, but it is a dollar fifty which is nice. but is that word standing on the line for like 40 minutes? no. no. well, i would get like a whole pack of hot dogs for like three bucks. you can. this is the one food you can't do the frugality argument on.
1:46:37 it's a foot long hot dog and a fountain drink. but it also does not take 40 minutes. i just don't want to be standing there with like my cart full of groceries and then also like a drink and a hot dog.
1:46:51 every time i'm at my shit, the line... you're on a line of like 40 people just to get to the kiosk to order the fucking thing. that's crazy. yeah, it's really bad at my costco as well. i mean, i think the thing about costco delivery is like, the reason i don't want to get regular groceries delivered is that i know they're gonna pick up the fucked up looking zucchini or whatever, but with costco i'm getting like a big sack of, i don't know, rice or something. i mean, i'm not getting a big sack of rice, i'm not crazy.
1:47:18 that's too much rice. but yeah, it's not like produce most of the time. come on, man. i want to look at the map and i don't know why it didn't show it to me. it says x map and then it does this. you got to press y. oh my god. the x, the y. okay. who am i? what direction do i go down? i need money. that's 15 away. i'm going down. man, all of these are shit and i hate them. what do you mean? brick battle shit.
1:47:51 i guess it's fine. i think he tricked you into not using your brick run. well, i can't use my brick run. i got no money. oh, that's right. he tricked me into thinking he tricked you. well, spending money is a good idea. did i just buy something? yes. i was just mashing a, if i'm being honest. at the shop. well, i mean, i didn't know i was gonna land on a shop. i was mashing a. what battle? it's turn 19. you've passed that shop like six times. i've been mashing a the whole time we've been here.
1:48:23 i'll bring it to the... this is what i do the whole time we play this game. this one is good.
1:48:31 you're the light of my life, ryan. yep. i'm good at this one. we gotta get started. i need a dr. pepper zero stat, man. howell said, who am i? what direction do i go? justin's about to sing his big hero song. let's see. snooch.
1:49:01 oh i just dodged clutch uh sorry that's fine that's not your fault they put all those skulls there well both teams have been searching for treasure for i i can't see over the text there is that yeah oh there's one behind that little pillar there yeah you got it yeah not that we didn't plan on having any that's right
1:49:28 i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming. oh, oh, oh. i hit them all. it's hard to not hit a spell. i thought we did pretty well, honestly. i think we did.
1:49:45 46 to 42 pasco canada poutine kind of crazy though when you want like literally like 3,000 calories for yeah, probably five bucks if i had to guess i still never had like a legit poutine. oh
1:50:08 no, me neither. pull up after 54 holes of disc golf that poutine is gonna hit like crack. if i come up there i want to get some dim sum. lots of good stuff. dim sum definitely got to get some sushi. costco poutine.
1:50:30 am i crazy for thinking that like, i've gotten very good at existing alone, which is a little bit of a sad thing to say. but there was a time where i was like, i don't want to go out to eat alone. that's weird. i could do that now. i don't care. but going out to get dim sum alone? i don't know. i just feel like that's a little weird. that feels like a communal thing to do.
1:50:51 you could always just go out to dim sum alone, but when they come around with a card, here's all you have to say. and then they'll be like, i get it now. maybe they'll even give you some free food. that'd be so nice. i'll say exactly that. i go in there and do that and i do it all wrong and they're like, racist guys here. it's not racist to say, you literally just said i don't have friends.
1:51:18 oh, so they might feel bad for you. i hate reading the instructions. what's this one? oh, this one's fun. i have done hot pot. so here's the big difference. i have done hot pot alone, but the hot pot place is gigantic. the dim sum place really small. and if i'm taking up a table of four by myself, i think they're going to hate my guts.
1:51:44 because there is usually a wait. it is the only dim sum place around here. wait this one's alright. oh shit. i'll tell you the secret libby because i think these two are easy. where you make little footsteps in the slime. so if you just hang out by the slime...
1:52:03 you can kind of judge it by the end of it. and you can still see your feet if you don't move, which is crazy. oh my god, you can. ooh! damn! damn! i never realized you could still see your fucking feet. bro, i'm just gonna hang out standing still. alright, guess you have to be in slime. you gotta be in the slime, bro.
1:52:33 although i wish i'd known that before i showed them a weird rash i found this morning so hey have you ever oh what the fuck what the hell no the barrels are waiting to seek urgent medical attention if it's accidentally ingested wait does there was one set of footsteps in the slime it was then i carried
1:53:07 oh, my god. i was just emotionally overwhelmed. i wanted to be alone. that's fair. that's fair. shockingly accurate. not to be yks posting, but i was listening to yks and they were listening to jelly roll. yeah. and hearing jelly roll for the first time was shocking. he sounds nothing like i thought. you expected him to be like, oh,
1:53:36 yes, yes and instead he just sounds like fucking shit and really like like not anywhere near the pitch i was expecting yes, it was insane is he the guy that goes
1:54:04 some people like the beer so is he that guy i don't know i'm on
1:54:09 i've never heard a jelly roll song until today. i did love when they listened to the one that's, what is it? like drink goldfish beer or something? some shit like that. yeah. luke bryan, like drink goldfish beer, beer fish, drink gold, something like that. chat knows. come on. it gives you the brick for free on brick, right? no, it's cause you went, it took you to a free brick place.
1:54:36 i put on the ground because i rolled a fucking one. oh, thank you! and ryan also gets another one too because i rolled a one. it's like the worst one ever rolled, man. wait, i fucking do. 6 7. or are you golden brick? 7.
1:55:02 so i don't know any of jelly roll's music. i do find it hard to believe he could be any worse than the guy that i haven't confused with. no, that's what's so funny is i already expected him to be horrible and then hearing it i was like this is even worse worse than i thought it was gonna be. really? it was incredible.
1:55:21 i locked the fuck in. i locked the fuck in on that one. ridiculous. yeah, yeah, yeah, because i do feel like rag and bone man is kind of like stepdad music.
1:55:34 like when you would do it stuff you you when you don't want to pick up your step kids from school, but you have to so you put on like, you know, some people gotta do this. so other people get to live like it's music like that. like a begrudging hero. should we head back to the studio and share the final results? yes, please. yeah, astonishingly bad.
1:56:01 bonus bricks bonus bricks and i wonder how they do this damn they took us to like fucking titan or something oh and they're gonna give us five bricks look at the plethora of bricks that are that are falling from the sky right now they've got so many bricks do we have to vote oh
1:56:24 i think this is a marathon. i'm going where i rolled the most balls. no, i rolled literally like five ones. i used a lot of 2x dice. this is a really fun mechanic though. yes! what the fuck is this man? nice one. 58 is crazy. alright, let's see. this is cool.
1:56:47 ten spins on the results screen? okay. twenty seconds, is that a long time? i think it's almost the whole time. yeah. rolled the most threes. oh! what the fuck? god damn! that's a lot of threes. it's gotta be random. see now, i feel like... oh, you know what? how about most places backwards, guys? oh. i almost picked it. i was tramp, just saying.
1:57:23 oh, we both set one. you should have had this. you should have had half bricks. you should have had half bricks. guys, please, i beg of you. i beg of you. least times visiting mr. gold. mr. gold is such a i'm okay with that. i never fucking saw mr. gold like a single time. he's playing us like a fool. oh my god. wanna come up?
1:57:58 there's just one more to give out hmm. oh, i know at least you know it doesn't go to apollo on this one i'm going random. i want to i need to play what it does this is me because i always vote for the unpopular one
1:58:15 wow i'm sorry taco you could eat taco just jumped on me and thought i was yelling no at him. no, i don't know very close wow
1:58:42 that's awesome dude. that's a cool mechanic at the end. that is nice. you gotta set it to 10 next time. set it to 10. it might invalidate the whole game but it is funny. i think i have time for like the fastest lego party game of all time. really? yeah. you got one hour? i could. 53 minutes. it's up to you guys. i'm down. yeah, i got nothing on. i'm just waiting until fleet starts. oh. no, it's fair. what time does fleet start? is it five?
1:59:14 um, it's like usually one 130 to two pacific time. so yeah, like once it i'm ready i've hit the awesome button a bunch of times. yeah, that's awesome. awesome. awesome. awesome. awesome. awesome awesome. why did you say kick? i don't want to kick. well, justin's not ready. that's your home. i was i just want to be a new guy i know you said a really fast game. i'm i don't want to be corny guy who's corn i wanted to be the lego cop. you want to be a cop right? yes. yeah. yeah