A quick one till he's away (Lego Party)

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0:00 crazy. that's why you joined the csa. we skip, we skip, we skip. we go to... you know what? we go to the pirate zone. didn't we just do the pirate zone? no, we went to the ninja zone. pirates vs ninja, that classic. oh! yeah, that's pretty epic. this is great. this is great.
0:23 i'm sure i've told you guys this before, but i went to high school with a guy who all senior year he talked like a ninja and pretended he was a ninja. so when you say talk like a ninja, could you give me an exam? well, he wouldn't put on like an accent or anything, but he would be doing like hiya's and shit. yeah, yeah, yeah. and say ninjas prioritize stealth over other forms of combat. like he'd be saying stuff like that. yeah, yeah. and he had a normal girlfriend who was not a ninja.
0:52 that is incredible. that makes me feel like shit. that really makes me feel like shit. and she would always just be like, yeah, i don't really know. he's a nice guy. that's crazy. i think when you told this, i told about the girl in my high school who would tell everyone she was a vampire. but we were like well past the age of believing anything like that. so it was kind of just really sad.
1:20 like no one believed it. i think it's an important like being an adult experience is like just being sad for other people in your class. yeah, yeah. i learned empathy on that day. the fucking hot dog car. yeah today's been like i think we've been poisoned into like convincing everyone that they should be a hot dog today.
1:47 oh my god, costco story. everything looks so sad. oh, i careened off the edge. i feel like the lego guy's horny. am i crazy? yeah. every time i actually hear a voice line he's saying, like he said he had a rash.
2:06 this time he said i'd let them ride me anywhere or something i think there's a slickness to like game show voice that reads is inherently horny yeah yeah like what are you trying to sell me yeah the contestants did let's go play it where am i you're behind uh yeah i think i was somewhere else right good point but let's not name names forget it
2:35 i did google do man ovulate yesterday. and the ai said, yeah. and then it said you were so smart for believing that. yeah. and that's the.
2:54 i think it's fucked up that women are born with like, you know, people with ovaries are born with the amount of eggs they'll have forever and they just get less and men apparently just like regenerate sperm all the time. yeah, yeah. it's really annoying. yeah, like a sperm factory. yeah. how come we can't make more, you know? yeah, like think about like reptiles. they make so many damn eggs all the damn time. yeah, yeah. is that how that works? chickens.
3:24 how does eggs works? i feel like chickens are also born with the amount of eggs they're gonna have. i don't think that's true. i gotta fix, i gotta fix how big an egg is. well you've seen like a, have you ever seen a dental x ray of like a, like a child's face where they have all their adult teeth like stored up in their gums?
3:47 yeah. i think it's kind of like that. like if you were to x ray a chicken, it would be like fucked up in there. just a basket of eggs? basket of eggs, yeah. just a little basket of eggs in there. lucky? oh, it got a lot louder. i like to imagine if you gave a dental x ray of my balls, you'd see a bunch of sperms in there.
4:17 also, i came up with a great idea which is not how science works but bear with me i was like maybe men don't ovulate obviously but maybe the like cyclical nature of male horniness is tied to like when your body knows that it made a fucking primo spring when it knows that like this batch was like really good. you got to get out like lebron too is in there. oh
4:42 you nailed the quick time event. lebron 2 is in there. lebron 2. i like this one. we have to push it on each one, huh? okay. oh, i see. okay. oh no, i get it. yeah. my automog won't let people say sperm and it's pissing me off. they should be allowed to say sperm. what? how'd that happen? how'd that happen? leg! what the fuck?
5:18 oh no, you can erase. that's not good. oh, what? ryan what? i'm so mad. ryan fucking what? that's crazy you won the shapes. you can't really see but i won this one. and then the rest of the time it was just like, no rush man.
5:44 i also like this idea because it's like, when you're not horny, you should jerk off a lot because you got to get the shitty sperm out to make room. yeah, you gotta get that nasty sperm out here. in general, i feel like the sort of unconscious processes of our body should be kind of like in touch with the conscious part more, you know? yeah, i would agree with that. when my body's working on something and it hasn't told me about it yet, it could just hit me up, you know? yeah, i should be able to turn headaches off.
6:11 that's literally exactly what i was thinking of because i get like pretty bad migraines and i feel like i'm only now starting to learn what the signs are but i feel like if my body's working on that it could at least tell me. i would like to like pause my fingernails and hair growth at like exactly the right amount and then you could i feel like it'd be awesome if you could just save the calories and do something else with it.
6:34 this is tentacle tickle in which our friendly friends make lebron twins maybe. is twin just twins starting to sprung? i don't think it does. two headed sperm maybe.
6:55 two headed. i actually have no idea what makes twins happen, which is maybe not good. a dad at my daughter's school had twins and i just found out the twins are like less than a year old but i just found out that one's a boy and one's a girl. and for a second i was like damn then i was like wait no that's like completely normal i think. yeah. i think that can happen like that might happen like 50% of the time.
7:22 not all the twins are like the twins from everybody loves raymond where it's like two boys who look exactly the same. also two headed sperm sung by jeff mancom. that was someone's name in my twitch chat for jeff mancom. good name. i hate already smarty because i'm not smarty or...
7:44 well, that makes me want to be... teetering tubs! teetering tubs!
7:54 the art one is just name this art piece. that sucks. yeah. i'm like easy that's people by people. of course i know that was the most expensive piece of art ever made. moon pay was it? my people on moon pay.
8:21 i thought i'd write it up apologies. no, no, no. oh, yeah, you're just seeding the bonus stars bonus bricks. oh, yeah, that's right i'm over i'm over i'm over
8:39 you were lucky there, player 3! they were mere inches from a catastrophic disaster! we're all very locked in. yeah, i literally am already dead. i can't even... this feels like a game that if it was just an entire game i could get addicted to. yeah. it's on a cell phone and you're tilting the cell phone. yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. yeah. i fucked up a little bit. imperfect granary. yep. left the door open. i went crazy! i missed the first one. 69! i missed the first one. they're just over here, man.
9:10 yeah, ted's a real piece of shit. fucking ted. i don't know if i've ever met a ted i liked. sorry if any of you in chat are ted. you could prove me wrong. ted sarandos from netflix. not good, yeah. ted bundy.
9:34 arguably worse? maybe even worse than the first guy. not a great ted. ted danson. alright, ted danson. except for that one thing you did with whoopi. other than that. i don't like how your lego guy was moving like half that speed. ted lasso? i would shoot him with a gun.
9:59 sorry, i might have been too much. it feels like if you shot him with a gun he would say like, well that's your truth. yeah, yeah. if that's your truth, you gotta live that truth. you have an obligation to the truth fairy to live your truth. yeah, and then someone in the room would go... don't take your truth tooth and put a truth dollar under your truth pillow. and then someone in the room would turn and go, um, that just happened.
10:25 never saw the show, but i assume that's what it's like. no, i've never seen it either. i think it's weird that a show about being like super nice and earnest is set in what i understand to be britain. mm hmm. yeah. yeah, that's the opposite of our thing. in the inclusive sport of soccer. yeah. i did see half of the first episode, and then i turned it off. mm hmm. well, that sucks. a lot of ted's on tv. ted mosby from how i met your mother.
10:55 i never saw that. great show. oh, and of course ted. oh, the bear. yeah. oh, the bear. yeah.
11:05 i saw ted because when i went to my friend's wedding several years ago, it was on the hotel tv and i didn't want to like turn the channel off. so i was like, yeah, i guess i guess it's time to see ted finally. is this a you do it in turn? oh, yeah. yeah. yeah. we have to watch everyone. and you're just doing that. that's ok. it also has phone game energy. really is very fun. it does. well, this reminds me of fly the helicopter, even though it's like not that.
11:34 what's the button i'm paying 5.99 to unlock more gems so i can keep playing this generationally bad run oh i thought that was all right man and that's the distance the other players have to beat
12:02 god damn it. i think i maybe need to get rid of the desk cat bed. it just keeps it injures me several times a day because one of the cats will want to jump up it or so they climb me or they get scared by something so they tear across my body as fast as they can. oh right and then the raspberries yeah. you see my fucking raspberries? yeah the raspberries. i did. i landed in like quicksand or something.
12:31 oh, that's a nice move from them. oh, using the speed though. wait, wait. oh no. oh, my god. one more player to go.
12:57 wait... ohhhh! no, i got tired. i won't lie down. double map. yeah. i like how they just pile random shit on that screen now. like bowling pins, here's some flicks, i guess. sure, why not? yeah.
13:23 theodore from alvin and the chipmunks. roosevelt? him too. he's probably been on tv. i don't like him. oh, you don't like the national park service? interesting. i love the national park service. you don't like the rough riders? i love the rough riders. i don't know anything. i just know that was a thing. yeah, yeah. like dmx. yeah. dmx, teddy roosevelt.
13:53 i can't speak to dmx's character, but i did like the photo of him doing like 120 miles per hour through an airport. and the photo the camera took is just him looking higher than anyone's ever looked in a car that says dmx on it. i couldn't really deny that one.
14:17 has someone been playing magic at all? yeah, i'd be playing a little magic. you ever play against post malone? no, i never have. some fine day. this game's just a little jelly roll coded. way cooler than that. sorry. i just figured out that the thief talks like jason statham. yeah. i haven't been listening and he goes, oh, bloody lovely, i'm still there. that's really, really fun. i'm gonna send these monkeys to jack them off. jack them off? the monkeys show up and do that.
14:48 just a quick edit for you, justin. he probably say wank instead of jam. wank him off. yeah. it's just a little known british word that a lot of people don't know about. wow, automod is getting wanking too. this is crazy. something changed. family friendly change. it's probably because we're playing lego party so it's like any seven year old on the internet can watch the stream.
15:14 yeah, yeah. oh no. bullshit. oh man, it's just a wall of auto mod. i can't. you guys are inundating my mods in uh inundating. in wank and cum and all sorts of stuff. it's my turn! jack, can you stop cumming please? yeah, everyone please stop cumming and wank it. stop cumming! i'm not here at cum, mate. i'm here at wank.
15:46 the beatles talking to each other in that dark room. it's probably closer to the beatles. my beatles accent is more like this. it's a really hard one.
16:03 they all sort of talk like this. they all sort of talk up here. but then one of them talks up here. i'm gonna not on the biscuit. that's what he said. they were playing sake. and then, oh no, the rolling stones are here too, mate. it's impossible to tell who's speaking right now. is this ronnie wood? is this george harrison?
16:32 who's nutting on the biscuit? is it paul? wait, that's really good. that's nice. i mean, i ought to be able to do a much. you have a really good british accent. god imagine making it up this whole time. i love every tall race.
16:55 we already played it chill is kind of ass though your ass you were doing that i love very tall race. uh, uh, never mind thank you. that was the uh, yeah, you can say you can say swedish you could say like that was trying to riff trying to riff and not uh, and then getting scared. oh, i see this is um, this is where the last thing you want to do is make a big splash bounce around the ice
17:26 dutch guys when you have a coffee at their house but then don't pay the invoice they send you on venmo in the... within 90 days of consuming the coffee. i've heard, i think someone told me that like swedish people like hate hospitality or something. maybe they just hated swedish people? i don't know. i don't remember what i heard. well, they were being like damn you can't say that. there was like a social media moment
17:51 where it was like i was at my swedish friend's house and his parents, yeah exactly, his parents were like okay it's dinner time. and then he just went and ate dinner and like left the other kid in his room. and then half of the swedish people in my chat say that's not true. okay.
18:15 so i don't know if this was like just like a mall mode thing. this is like mall mode culture. i'm dead. and in uppsala, they're actually like very hospitable.
18:30 i do think it's one of those things largely where like every culture thinks that their culture is the one that's really hospitable you know like oh in my in my country like people really like to invite you in and do stuff and it's like i think that's basically everywhere except like i don't know england maybe
18:48 we have a special relationship with food in my culture. we really like to eat it. it's not just about eating. dinner time is also about speaking to your family. and family, yeah, and love. dinner time is also when your mom asks you what you learned at school that day and you say nothing. yeah, it's a little bit different than how you do it.
19:09 here's a damn shark or something? i don't know. i do think there is like an awkward thing as an adult where like if you make plans to hang out with someone in the evening but it's not a dinner plan you kind of have to be like okay so are we eating dinner on our own first or are we getting food at this place or what are we doing? i really hate that.
19:35 hanging out, it's funny to describe parenting as hanging out with your kid, but being around my five year old so much, it's so fucked up how easy life could be when it comes to making friends. cuz i see her do it every day. she just like goes up to another kid and then they're like, you wanna play? and then they play and then they're best friends. then as an adult, it's impossible.
20:03 yeah, if i walked up to an adult and said, do you want to play? they would fucking kill me. they'd freak out. they'd be like, i'm looking at my phone, asshole.
20:11 i'm already playing. yeah, and it's like you meet someone and you don't really know whether you're supposed to like, ask them... oh wait, what am i doing? we just gotta put shirts on the jumping people. can i shoot the shirt? you gotta aim the shirt. wait, so can i do up or down? no, no, i'm the up and down. okay, so i'm just left and right. alright, no problem. i'm the up and down.
20:43 yeah, meeting people as an adult unless you like going to bars is not easy. really tough if you don't like going to bars. yeah. yeah. i don't know how i keep missing these two. i hate them. yeah, no, they are awful. they look like they have bad vibes. put the fucking shirt on. don't take our shirt guy. put the shirt on. just took a stab at it. just took a stab at it. he wants an orange shirt, not some purple bullshit.
21:11 what a shot. oh, you can do multiple shirts. that's so cool. yeah, they just start going up as time goes on. i'm pre firing my shirts. well, it seems like if they all want shirts, they should just all jump up at the same time. they should just all be jumping, yeah. you know? and who doesn't want a shirt? oh, we own that side. we own it. yeah, that wasn't good for my side. i feel like we... i think we...
21:38 what is the difference? we're only down by four. i was looking like i had cuddles. yeah, i'm also good at striking up small talk with someone or like i have people come up to me and talk a little bit but then it's usually over very fast and it's weird to just be like, so uh, so like what's up?
22:05 it's hard to keep a conversation going with a stranger. yeah, until like, um, sort of a send above. yeah.
22:11 also sometimes i feel like i think i've said something, you know, i've done pretty well on a minor interaction and then i just haven't. like when i was at the grocery store and the woman was having trouble like separating the carts and i realized it was like, you know, something was tied around it so i helped her and i was she was like, oh we did it and i was like, wow i feel like a really smart chimp. and then she just walked away and i was like, oh. i don't know, i guess i like thinking about chimps but whatever. that would have killed with the right person though. yeah! yeah.
22:40 yeah, that is tom walker posting for sure. i also, i am a, i'm just a dumbass sometimes. and also, sometimes i get just like a little bit of the anxiety is just there. can't help it. of course. but, uh, i've had several times where i'm at the grocery store and i've had someone be like, why you have really nice tattoos? and i go, thanks and walk away like quickly where it's like, oh, that could have been a conversation instead of me being weird. yeah.
23:09 i have a really cool tie dye they live shirt. it's great, lewis got it for me. and i forgot that i was wearing it. and i was in trader joe's and a guy, i think i had my headphones in, and a guy kind of mimed pointing at his chest and then did like kind of thumbs up at me and i was like, what? and then i looked and i was wearing the cool shirt and i was like, okay, that's a lot better. yeah, that's way better.
23:37 i have a they live shirt from friends band. smelly cat? what? friends band? oh fuck. good job. that was a good one. rembrats? yep, yep. it's an iron sheik shirt that is they live and i was wearing it in a place and the guy started saying, as he's checking me out at the register, which i mean scanning my items, not looking at me. oh, okay. he goes, i got one that can see.
24:08 and i was like, what? and he was like, you're wearing a they live shirt. and i was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. they live. right. right. right. and i'm not thinking about my shirt right now. i'm thinking about that was the whole interaction. yeah. like there was nothing else after that. i felt bad. all right. sorry. what a good ass movie, though. yeah. i need to watch it again. i need to do some. it's been a minute. oh, jesus. rewatching. i saw fucking
24:40 jacob's ladder for the first time god, i love like a year or two ago. i was right or not jacob's ladder that is a great movie. what the fuck what movie my thinking a guy from jurassic park oh the mountains of madness or the mass into the mouth of madness. what a fucking movie great movie the mouth of madness him at the end of the movie was me watching minions and monsters that's great. i like that. yeah wonderful
25:14 jacob's ladder kind of pisses me off though. why? oh my girlfriend's the devil my life sucks so much yeah, we all wish we yeah, some of us wish we had a baddie, right? oh my hot girlfriend grew horns. oh am i in hell shut up, brother. everyone's got problems that's right. no
25:41 okay oh did i win one oh you did you did wow
25:54 i did shit. yeah, i gotta just like start watching movies again. i know, i'm so dumb about movies. same. most of the time i just wanna watch them. they should make better ones. they've made a staggering amount of masterpieces. they've made so many good ones, yeah. wow, i'm the horror fan. well, i mean, there's movies that didn't come out like this year too. there's movies from like last year and the year before that.
26:23 i think there's a... i never like any new movies. there's some. occasionally there's a new movie. that's really good. i was really smart in not watching movies for such a long time that when i did start watching movies, i had like so many good movies to watch. so i still got so many of the classics to watch. i was very similar. like when i finally... well, i like burned myself out on good movies. i think i talked about... how do i keep hitting ones?
26:50 it's an event! big chicken. oh, that's cool. yeah, it's just big chicken. big chicken. jesus. this is what sue was eating in the substance. oh! oh shit, i look like sue. chicken? she was eating chicken? she was eating a lot of rotisserie. oh, you did say that. she was eating rotisserie chicken and going, rarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar
27:17 i think there's a limit on good movies but i also feel like none of you are even coming close to hitting it. they'll be like, i don't want to watch too many great movies in a row and then i look at your letterbox and it's like 10, three stars in a row. i just watched like a string of amazing movies and i was like, i need to watch something that's kind of like, they got a lot of ideas. there are a lot of ideas.
27:50 some of them are even bad. no. surely you just the christmas one the christmas road trip movie i wasn't fucking with as much as as much as the one with eugene levy and denise richards that i can't remember the name of now. it's the flat. i can't remember either. you haven't seen that one. it sounds really
28:19 i'm not even paying attention at all. i'm paying attention to the bonus bricks. that's about it. that's a good point. i tried to do the last movie like the newest movie i saw that i liked.
28:43 use weapons one battle after another. one battle after another was my most recent until i saw the minions. come on. now it's i'm not even well, it came out last week and i saw it last week. it doesn't get any newer than that. it's just that i'm using doctor position ryan. think about it.
29:02 one battle after another and the minions? well, i mean... those are two very different movies. one battle after another. probably better. oh, i did see toy story 5 before that too. that's true. one minion after another, yeah. what's it called? nah, i haven't seen project hail mary yet.
29:19 yeah, i do want to though but it's got to avail itself to me. that's a good one. i gotta see the invite too. yeah, as the only person who is like at least one of olivia wild's earlier directorial events. you guys know what i'm talking about? you guys fucking with book smart?
29:45 i like it man. i'm trying to remember how this works. you hit the button and then you slide. oh yeah, then you slide. i thought i had aimed. okay, whatever. ryan! oh, i already ducked in the nine. yeah, i don't think you should be able to unready him. okay. oh, whoa! huh.
30:12 what am i crazy? am i not moving? what? i went so much less than that. i just, yeah. i really felt like i went less than this. i literally didn't even have any color in my bar. we all got three separate the pack much. oh, i mean, it's a penguin. that's so nice. good boy. next round. it looks extra cold down there. oh, it's a snowflake ready for after this round.
30:37 what are you? i went way too hard. you killed me. you killed me. yeah. wow. wow. am i a curling champ? am i john cullen? i'm in a damn corner, man. i think i'm just gonna let it rip. it's a duck that has wheels. duck with wheels. i just let it rip.
31:05 oh well stop stop stop stop stop i would like seven and not zero that's a nine that's a nine it's a document riding a skateboard it's a duck and that was slide hustle people now let's go warm up in the results area
31:27 nicely done. good game, everybody. good game. good game. good game. good game. well, game. i do have to watch viva vendetta today because i'm going on a podcast to talk about it tomorrow. and i think i'm looking forward to it. yeah. yeah, i don't think it, uh, i think it really hit with me when i saw it because i was like 15.
31:52 i didn't say viva vendetta, don't post viva vendetta, i said v4 vendetta. viva vendetta. it's my accent, it's my accent, it's made me sound really weird. viva!
32:04 i think it's all right. it has a little of that like libertarian sort of street blood through it, but i would feel the same way if an adult told me they love the boondocks. yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. yeah. you would be like, buddy, just leave the groceries on the front step. come on. i'd have to do one every now and then.
32:33 just now, every now and then.
32:41 i'm just waiting for someone in chat to be like, what? i love the boondock saints so i could like judge them forever. i think i've only ordered groceries once and it was when i was really pissed off and on my period and so i ordered just a 12 pack of coke zero and like a big thing of tony's chocolonally and
33:08 and she had to come in and she was confused by the door so she had to hand it over and that was a little bit embarrassing as a stack. i was getting groceries during the subathon and i was like, oh toilet paper's on sale. and i didn't realize i got the world's biggest thing of toilet paper. but i also didn't get much stuff so i think they were just like, man this guy is fucking shitting.
33:31 this guy doesn't eat much and shits a ton, yeah. he's shitting like crazy. he's got like a whole bunch of chicken thighs. just chicken thighs and toilet paper. did you just use a brick one without enough money to buy a brick? last turn, bro. oh wow, we already lost that now. it's the second to last turn. aw shit. oh, i thought it was last turn. that's the only reason i used my item is because i don't know if we're gonna lose this turn.
33:57 anything cool i want to land on this little shit all sucks. that's seven i'll do seven not me when i'm trying to pick a movie to watch and i like don't that's a good one thanks
34:18 what's in the box? is he? yep. bunch of studs. bunch of studs. wait, did he freak out about that? yeah, yeah. is my tv still high up? yeah, i still haven't fucking taken it.
34:35 redditors tv is too high or you don't eat 275 grams of protein a day. that means even bigger losses on these spaces. even bigger. yeah, he's all right. yeah, i need to take the tv off the wall to bring them down a bit. but like i don't know how to get the tv off without probably hurting myself for breaking the tv and replacing them. and also the mount goes into like one inch holes. i have to find my one inch drill bit national fucking thing.
35:04 shut your pants. i'm really sorry that's really really hurts i know it's okay you had to do it, but i didn't have it in me weird that all the guys and got really quiet all the guys in the call that's the most
35:31 you know what's demoralizing? pee uh, penile wise more than anything else? is when you're... flaccid? so like, your i mean your cock is like, looking as bad as it's ever looked. but then you're like, you have to go pee or something? so you grab it and you're like, what the fuck? it's like hard to? it's like hard soft?
35:51 you know what i'm talking about when you're like damn, how are you hard but you're still like small. like what are you doing? yes, cuz there's sometimes that it's flaccid and it's kind of like flopping. but then there's sometimes it's flaccid and it's just sort of like not rigid. that wouldn't be the word but it's got a little bit like an old piece of celery or something like that. that's the worst.
36:18 cuz when it's totally soft, you're like, well, we don't know what this thing could be like if it was chock full of blood right now. but when it's still got the celery snap, you're like, stop saying that, why? i'm giving away our secrets?
36:33 i don't snapping off the sun. come on. it's so very like i feel like so many other parts like body parts outside of like hair is like so similar like everyone's hand looks like a damn hand. there's not a lot of differences in the hand or the feet. but man penises dude they go crazy. so many different. i've seen some gnarly dicks. yeah. that's fucked up.
36:57 snapping off the end of my dick like asparagus. you gotta snap the bad part off. yeah, this is the bad this is the woody part. we don't want this. yeah, the woody part. damn, i got my fucking ass kicked, man. vaccines, probably? yeah, yeah, i believe it. i do be getting i do be getting poked.
37:16 now that's all the microplastics. could be. that's what made my shit all fucked up. it's all the microplastics. i low key think like the ancient greeks were kind of cooking. not all diseases are caused by like an imbalance of blood, but i do think like any variation day to day in your body and how you feel is like you got too much blood in one spot and not enough in another. like anytime you're like damn why is it so hard to climb the stairs today? you got like too much blood in your legs and not enough in your heart or whatever. yeah.
37:49 i do actually i don't know if there's any science to back it up. there are some times where i'm like damn, draining like half a pint of blood right now would probably, tomorrow i would probably feel so much better.
38:03 i've been thinking about like, is there any way i can put a bet on something about like leeches being the next maha like thing. yeah. yeah. so just think your golf ball as fast as you can. is this because i said it or were you thinking that before? i promise i was thinking that literally yesterday. and that's just how we like i wish i could, i think, but we can split the money as well. okay.
38:30 and then also start an account. i was gonna say it's not even legal here. so i it's not you guys live in communism or something. yeah, we can only bet on fanduel betry 365 draft games. yeah. yeah. yeah. play now. bc sports interaction. tony. sports interaction is very real. look, i just you guys have funny names for stuff. 100%. you really do.
39:03 we got a motherfucker named mike myers up here. now, that guy i bet is really funny with a name like that. yeah, yeah. you in particular would probably really like him because he does a lot of british humor. yeah, yeah, sure, sure. bro. we actually did do an actual i'm keeping you away. i'm keeping you away. i hate this game. yes, yes. god, i'm really kid with a not plugged in controller vibes in my mind.
39:38 they were not cooking at in this one dude. i think it's good because how fucked it is. thanks, bud. thanks. no, no, i'm fucking us. i'm fucking us literally we already won. yeah, i don't think we can play with our fucked up dicks for the i think we tie if we don't put this in no you got five every round. i guess we'll never know so, let's go check out the results before anyone calls a mulligan feeling golfy
40:11 that was the name of that game is feeling golf. that was like a 4.45pm on a friday name. yeah, feeling golf. i'm gonna keep it going until minecraft two comes out. they're making another minecraft game. kristen dunst is alex. wow.
40:39 the minecraft with the orange hair. i played it once for a sponsored stream and it was... sucks. game sucks. yes, really bad. one of the worst games ever made. but i do like kokopia and that's like, you know, a little bit more... i still haven't checked that one out. i think it's for girls. apollo? not good.
41:05 oh, you got it. i'm a girl and i love it. you know what? yeah, no brick battle. i can get a dr. pepper zero before the next segment of my stream. oh, never mind. i'm a genius. i want one.
41:21 yeah dr pepper zero sounds nice it's so good it's actually it's actually crazy how good it is actually dr pepper too yeah yeah i haven't had any kind of soda in so long i mean you should probably keep it rolling but yeah yeah but it would still be nice to have a little treat it's definitely good i just bought some mini diet coke for the fridge and uh i shouldn't have done that but i will occasionally get diet chia wine
41:48 that's just nice. yeah, we don't have that up here. southernist fuck, dude. is it like a walking taco? what?
41:55 cheerwine? is it like a walking taco? cheerwine. cheerwine? it's like a cherry soda. there's a barbecue place in dc i used to go to that would have the real sugar. cheerwine. oh, that rocks. was it the one i went to you with? yes! we did federalist pig. yes. is it the one that frank underwood went to in house of cards?
42:21 whether that's where the guy talks like this... no, i... what are you doing here, frank? my brain's not working. we did get i know we got ethiopian food. no, we went to ethiopian food together, but i told you to go to federalist. you told me to go to federalist. and i went with jesse dbj. that's right. i'm not dbj. most turkeys launched howard hessman? okay. did i launch a turkey? i did. this music kinda goes. it's nice.
42:56 what was the ethiopian place? i don't remember what it was called, i just remember it was in adamus morgan. i lost the most bricks. i definitely lost a brick. what does two spins on the result screen mean? i don't know. guys, i lost the most bricks. oh, you lost hella bricks, damn! damn, you lost three bricks? i lost a lot of bricks. you got turqueed twice. and you went to the crab. god, ten of these is so funny to do. shhh!
43:27 who knows who rolled the most? yeah, let god sort it out. oh, most messages of the technical transport. there's all of us. oh, never mind. okay. fuck me. i guess it was only you have zero. no ryan's club. i like the idea of just standing on the question mark for every single one. yeah. yeah. my crazy. the most prime numbers. prime numbers. hell yeah, dude. i think this is me.
43:56 i'm going with this one. oh! wow. punished for being prompt, dude. i figured that it was showing the longest one. i didn't realize it was just picking one in the middle. build space. i didn't use the build space. going random. come on, guys. i'm just really random. come on, guys.
44:26 those studs, ernst, that's gotta be me. holy shit! that's you? i have the least studs. it's nice to see what all the categories are. i didn't remember what the times are. no, don't give me a follow! guys, come on! i don't know what the hell this is even is. that was not me. i'm officer lego.
45:01 they got a lot of these, huh? i like to invent a person who's mad at me for playing the cop in lego party because i'm doing cop a game. like i don't think that person exists, but i like to imagine. i think that person exists. they might exist. what's great is that the person you have invented is real and they're typing right now, they're typing nice straw man.
45:41 they're going that guy doesn't exist. they're backspacing the message where they were about to say. yeah, they're holding backspace. yeah. there's ones on a lucky eight least times. i don't think i ever saw mr. gold, did i? or maybe i did. i don't care. he definitely rolled a one on a lucky eight, but he didn't remember. what? that's gonna be me, guys. oh, wow. that's gonna be me.
46:11 good work. good work. you don't have to cry. not that big of a deal. the final one. three jumps. what does it mean? i don't know what that means. oh, the result screen of the mini game. i don't think i hit jump one time. i didn't know you could. oh, my god. wow. okay. that's one. you come back at the end of steal it. steal it. okay. democratically elected. okay.
46:42 you may never know until now. no, no, man. i still came in last by a damn mile. i think i had recency bias on that one. yeah. yeah. yeah. well, hell good game. good games. well, thank you so much. it is. but lego parties better now. it was already good. they made it a little bit better.
47:16 they did make it a little bit better. awesome. i'm gonna freaking leave. bye. bye.