In many ways...we never left (Lego Party)

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0:00 pepper. you guys gave me just enough time to finish my smoothie. that's perfect. nice breakfast. frozen fruit, a whole banana, two teaspoons of metamucil, whey protein, greek yogurt, almond milk. freak yogurt.
0:26 i'm the guy who these are booster juice. that's a smoothie is a fruit salad a roughy. they should the people who make like liquid death should make freaky yogurt. dude. okay, the obviously bonus breaks. yeah, 10 of them. 10 of them. seven more seems odd numbers are best in my opinion for stuff like this.
0:56 true, even though there's an odd number of players so it cancels out. you might want to check your math there, kimo sabe. aw shit, you're right.
1:12 okay, that one scared me cuz like there was no information whatsoever that i should think that there's only three people here. yeah at no point i don't like this crazy that's your brain on one week of world of warcraft that's true like the three worst games i
1:42 apollo the nba season sorry the nfl season quickly approaches defector is restarted there while your team sucks series which means the offseason is almost over? the hall of fame game is in like a week and a half or some shit. are you ready for some football? i've been so badly wanting football man. are you the kind of freak that watches the preseason? not really. i mean, i'll like crazy look if anything like interesting oh
2:08 i mean, i this is my ball. what are you doing? go get your ball. well, i gotta get at least two points. i think if you get yours in you'll get one point but if neither of us get him in we get zero point. well, well, this is fucked or is it?
2:31 will say that the second you start playing world of warcraft the second you start realizing that concern trolling still exists what is concern trolling? i'm very familiar with virtue signaling concern trolling is like when someone pretends like something just to be a little prick. oh are you okay? you're playing with work. are you okay? oh, so it isn't even a problem with the player base it's a problem with the audience. it's a problem with like you what the fuck?
2:58 what the fuck? concern trolling is like you look tired. yes. that was the original concern troll. yeah, it's like a soft concern troll.
3:13 concern troll insurance roll i don't know fucking man. what's going on? i'm fucking man. it's pretty easy in and out. i think i think it's just in and out for the most part i don't know to be honest your hands gotta do something let's just be honest if you're fucking a dude you're jerking along for the same time. i think right. no, that's gotta be my back hurts. oh
3:40 well you gotta, i don't know. wait you're gonna get the fuck? just go with the spoon pose or something like that. doesn't always have to be one person laying down one person standing up. like getting the arm like that far like i don't know i don't think i'm jerking them off on hooking them.
3:59 he's jerking him off but he's laying on your arm, your arm, because he's numb. you start giving him the stranger. anyway, why would you care about the stranger? i know that's part of the... it feels like someone else is doing it. yeah, well that's it. alright, so we get together. i sit on your hand, you sit on my hand. yes! oh, then you don't, then i don't have to feel the dick. oh, dude!
4:26 yeah, yeah, yeah. straight guys knock each other's hands. yeah, it's not gay if i don't feel the big god question market.
4:50 oh that one caught you there. yeah he's tried to use a jolly roger kind of guy. i asked about concern trolling because yesterday
5:04 people were talking about coffee in the peloton discord and i said, the less i know about espresso drinks, the more respect i have for baristas and i'm gonna keep it that way. i'm not gonna be making my own lattes and cappuccinos at home, i'm gonna continue to think that they're heroes at the coffee shop. and then someone said, well, i would just respect all service staff no matter what, but that's just me. and in my head, i imagined striking them with lightning bolts coming out of the sky.
5:30 and i said, every time i go to a coffee shop, i bring my cute kid, i tip well and i order an iced americano. i come into your coffee shop, i'm getting an extra cold shakerado with an alternative milk. i'm going to say i want it for here. right after you finish pouring it into the cup, i'm going to say, actually, can i get that to go?
5:51 and i'm gonna pay cash i'm gonna pay cash and you're gonna be like, we don't know where to put it into the ipad. where does the cash go into the ipad? china feed it in swiping the cash through the credit card reader attached to it. i am with you though on cash and john like i keep cash on me if anyone's trying to mug a guy yeah, i
6:20 i always have cash there's too many businesses around here that end up being cash only. i don't think i've seen a dollar bill in genuinely like a decade. do you think we've passed the probably not because you're so rich you only have twenties. hey oh hey
6:36 you haven't seen that dollar bill in a while, are your eyes okay? now that you've told me what concern trolling is, i'm gonna become perhaps even more annoying than i've already been. i wonder when we'll cross the threshold of more no cash allowed businesses versus cash only businesses. cuz we still got more cash only but it's the trend is going in one way.
7:02 i don't think that's gonna change until credit card fees go away, which they never will. china's doing it right. i don't even think you could use a credit card bro, they want it all on wechat. yeah it's like qr codes, yeah. no, yes no! we have friends who went to disneyland shanghai.
7:22 i can't believe i came last on that. that's crazy. they told me that outside of like the souvenir stores in disneyland shanghai, there are people that are like, tell me what you want to buy.
7:34 and we will give me the wechat, like the amount of money on wechat that it costs. i will go in and buy it for you so i can get loyalty points. like they will hang out at disneyland all day just being like a professional shopper to get loyalty points to then redeem at the store at disneyland shanghai. what's the benefit of the person?
7:57 like having them do that. that's a great question. i have no answer for that. you're probably just like, well, you were going to go buy it anyway. so help me out. i guess you get to enjoy the weather or something. you could have a drink outside while they go in. i'm helping you and you go shopping. i love loyalty points. oh yeah. they're so nice.
8:23 i feel like you guys have some good ones. enjoy the free studs. what do you mean that? well, like in the us you get better. not to say not to be the guy who suggests anything is better in america, but you guys do get better credit card rewards and loyalty rewards, i think. and when they walk on.
8:37 like whenever i hear about like an american on vacation they're always like i took my chase points and i brought them to hilton during a special week where they gave me 500 times more points and then i also have status with delta and those they see each other they communicate with each other so now i'm on vacation for free.
8:58 and everyone in canada is like, i saw dune part 2 in theaters and got a small popcorn for free thanks to my scene card. nice. i think the only time i interact with that system is just with dordai. i'll just be ordered from a random restaurant and they're like, do you want some free bread with this? oh, sure. okay.
9:18 that is the only place you spend money at. give me your fucking money. what the fuck? that's crazy. that's insane. god damn. i did take your brick. that's great. you got a brick? where'd you get a brick? i got a brick turn one because i won the first game. apollo, i know you're a doordash, but i got a bone to pick with uber. okay? i had to take an uber tuesday morning.
9:39 i have uber one because i did this is like the loyalty fuckery. the orgy of ouroboros just goes around forever. what is this fucking turn, man? okay. anyway, you sound like elon musk winning a board game. i get one for free from my bank, basically.
10:04 so i was gonna take an uber, i deliberately tried to buy the cheapest uber because they don't put you in the backseat of an electric car that accelerates at 150 miles per second and then slams on the brakes as soon as there's a red light. they said okay no problem.
10:18 three seconds later, congrats, we upgraded you to a fucking ev where you're gonna sit in the back. you're riding emissions free. so i literally went back inside and then grabbed two gravel and then went back outside to wait for the uber. i was pissed off. this bro's gravel. i've been taking a lot of herbal gravel lately. nice shot. nice shot. is that your nausea stuff for the motion sickness? it is, yeah. fucking fuck you.
10:47 that's the greatest part of my life. i'm gonna pin, sir, man. i got him, i got him, i got him. we gotta get rid of him. team, team, team, team, team, get green, get green. what do you mean team? okay, thanks. well, i've done my part. i literally just walked in front of your bullet head shot wall. incredible. while we podium some studs.
11:13 then the way back i had a honda crv and i was like no problem but then i got a little motion sick because because it was a crv i was looking at my phone the whole time. false sense of security. oh yeah, can't if i look at a phone in the car for more than like five seconds i am at f*** for about two hours. i just feel bad though like not
11:34 talking but also not looking at my phone like just sitting in the back staring out the window like sitting pleasantly yeah like like he's driving a pet to the vet or something
11:44 if you're solo though, if you get motion sickness, you just gotta sit in the front. i have done it before, but ever since i quit drinking i haven't sat in the front of an uber in a long time. it does feel weird to jump in the front. i feel like my motion sickness has evolved to where i'll get motion sickness even if i'm driving. oh that's really bad. that's horrible. it is horrible. it doesn't hit me like local driving, but
12:10 like i'm pissed off the one time i drove to uh like the mountains here. i was going to a cave. i had to pull over twice because i got motion sick on the little twisty roads. that's uh that sucks. that is really sad. heading back from a charity marathon it was me, taffy and noah and i was like guys i'm sorry i have to do this to you but i gotta pull over throw up and i gotta buy a pack of cigarettes because that's the only thing that's gonna stop this nausea.
12:37 oh, cigarettes help with nausea. motion sickness absolutely pisses me off because some people just seem completely immune to it. oh yeah. and then it's also like random what kind of motion sickness you get. yeah, yeah. like i don't really get motion sickness from most games, but like i'll get motion sickness from like a very specific game.
12:54 or boats, or a boat for some reason. yeah, i don't get seasick at all, but like if you want to play portal 2, no thanks man. oh, boats fuck me up. i will never go on a boat again as long as i live after what happened last time. well, to be fair, i did go on a boat a couple years ago, but it was just to go from like to an island and like we never left like the shallows.
13:15 the shot you know you know i've seen it can i afford that how much is a brick i think i've only gotten c sig on like a ferry ah shit it cost 50 bucks that's what i said
13:33 i didn't hear it. little boats haven't got me. i think if it's like a big motion, it doesn't get me as much as like an undulating motion. yeah, we went on a deep fishing trip and so we were out in the ocean and it was very choppy and we were on like a medium sized boat and it was just going, ooh, ooh, ooh, the whole time.
13:57 i don't know why it was weird. i don't need to tell the whole story i've told it before but my last time on a boat was still when i was living in florida and richard came down to go fishing with a bunch of folks from his chat and 20 minutes into the boat ride. i threw up all over myself and the whole boat and i had to pretty much strip in front of a bunch of richards chatter, oh
14:22 oh, that's right. you didn't make it off the side of the boat? no, no. i was sitting in the cabin and erupted. i'm just imagining. i fucking, i like, i like, there was like force. like i hit the edge of the boat and like, oh, come on, come on. come on, man. i can't get the throw up off the boat. and it's double stitch. so you know, they mean it. oh, fuck.
14:47 usually pretty good at this one, but not today i could go on like a like a yellow school bus. no problem those things like bounce you around like crazy if you put me on a coach bus i look down i'm cook. can i say something? i think it's the height of the seats. i think it's the air suspension
15:07 oh, maybe it's too smooth. you need a little bit of give a take. yeah, yeah, because my brain doesn't know like my inner ears. according to that bump in your eye. exactly. if they do, then i say they should get extra studs.
15:22 also yesterday i played some new first person friend slop with a lot of dithering so i knew i was gonna need a little support why okay, can i say something? oh fuck i'm not fucking yellow you were doing all the same inputs as me what the fuck you guys see my bingo crazy?
15:47 no. what the hell? i was gonna say, there's like an indie game thing going on right now where every indie game is doing the damn like crt interlaced effects. yes. yeah yeah yeah. like stop fucking stop, okay? no! that looked, that looked, uh, that looked like you had decided you had enough. oh man, that's funny.
16:12 you're behind the pins. but yeah, i get it, it's artsy. it's not fun to look at. it makes my eyes hurt. just stop doing it. yeah. a lot of them at least give the option to turn it off. a lot of them do. one of the recent ones i played did not. there's also the, like, i want my game to look like a ps1 aesthetic game. yeah.
16:30 that was because they had to look that way, man. step one of turning on any of these games is video settings, no head bobbing, raise field of view, 20 points if you can, motion blur off, no screen shake.
16:46 i'm like, i just can't take it. but then so i put the motion sickness patches on and i was fine. then later i picked up my kid from her camp and some of the other parents i knew were like, did you just get off the cruise? i was like, no, we were away for a couple of weeks. we've been back for a while. it's nice. you know, it's a pretty relaxing time. and then like six hours later, i realized i still had the motion sickness stickers on the side of my fucking head like an idiot.
17:15 so it patches work? i'm not calling it into question. i guess is what i'm saying. okay. okay. yeah, don't. yeah, it could be placebo, but don't think about it. some combination of me taking the gravel and putting the patches on is alleviating my symptoms. and i'm just gonna ride that as long as i can.
17:36 i bought this stuff called motion ease which is like it's like an essential oil that you like put behind your ears. that sounds like exactly the same thing. yeah and that it does work it does work i think it's like it's just like mint and like lavender. yeah yeah yeah you smell kind of like um like a crystal store. yes yeah yeah yeah yeah. happy landings! yeah the motion sickness shit is annoying and i never like had it when i was younger either.
18:05 it's like a new development in my life in the last couple years. i used to get it as a kid, but i would like tank it.
18:14 yeah, i sit in the back of the car and like stare at the dim gameboy screen and like feel like just absolute trash, but i really wanted to see what happened in like, you know the legend of zelda or some shit and then one time we were driving my mom's friends to the airport
18:36 and in the back of the car i was like, i don't feel good. and i leaned over and puked into her friend's purse. on the way to the airport to drop her off, i filled her purse with my puke. that's awesome. that's real. it's like the worst thing i could have done, man.
19:00 it sucks to have to puke and not have a place to puke. i had a place! now you have some sympathy for it, i see, but several years ago at pax east you were not as sympathetic?
19:14 honestly, like i wish i could have laughed and enjoyed that more at the time because now it's like that's funny but at the time i was like fucking stressing the fuck out for no reason. i was like, i'm never gonna be able to call an uber again, man. i'm so stupid, what do i do? it's crazy that like i'm at like the lowest anxiety level of my whole life and that's terrifying to me because like
19:40 we're still pretty up there that's a bomb hey guys don't hit that you got this og i like you know what you put a lot of hustle in on that one didn't even want to try for the plus 50 i didn't even see it no, no, there's not don't get it
20:08 i do, bro. you look like lucy from the lego movie. i told you not to hit the bomb. sorry, man. also, every time i played this game and i've gone for that plus 50, it just tells me no. oh, playing hard form a letter. it says it's in player one's term, but i was sitting in the damn bucket. yeah, there's a little bug. i think there's a bug. here's a little bug. i told you not to hit the bomb.
20:42 i think i'm gonna go for the plus 50. she's gonna beat me unless he misses. damn, he didn't miss. her name is wild style. she at the end of the movie she says her name is lucy. okay, you guys haven't seen the lego movie? no. how about the lego movie to the second part? dude, you can't touch those. why they even go there if you can't touch? why they put there if you can't touch? pretty good movie. second movie, not as good. it's got some fun stuff. not as good though. not as good.
21:12 arthur's arthur no what is it robin hood yeah arthur's the hard rock
21:19 i thought he was the king. whoa. you guys ever get like, speaking of things that happen when you're a kid but not anymore, did you guys ever get migraines? because i used to get migraines as a kid, but i don't anymore. i'm so happy. i've had one. don't say it. don't say it out loud. well, yeah, no, i mean, that'd be shit. but no, they happen for like flashing lights. like if i hung out like in an area with flashing lights, i'd get them. and the reason i know that is i was in a hallway.
21:47 filming something for a high school presentation and it wasn't even mine it was a friend's presentation so we'd already finished ours um and the the fluorescent like rectangle light above where we were filming the entire time was just blinking
22:00 and at the time i was like, oh, it's nothing, you know, whatever. i get to the classroom after a break when we were filming and i go blind in my right eye, like just sitting in the classroom and i raise my hand and i go, can i go to the nurse? i'm like going blind. by any chance were you also revved up like a douche? maybe.
22:22 but i went to the nurse and then the blindness went away and then i had maybe like the worst headache i've ever experienced in my life and it was so bad i threw up. and then i was alright. but i was like, man, i used to get like a bad headache and be like, oh, i get migraines totally, yeah guys. and then after that i was like, no, no, no, that's a migraine. i didn't know it literally makes you go blind. i was getting bad. well, it can. it can. i was getting ice pick headaches is what my doctor said they were.
22:51 and then i kept going through tons of testing to get it figured out and they just stopped. there's like a specific term for that. cluster? cluster headache? yeah, yeah. every couple years i'll just get one. and then i'm like oh no. and then i don't get one again for a while.
23:09 i'll get a migraine every few years. it's usually sleep related, i think. but i had had a few like growing up and then, you know, yeah, one time i threw up and then like i was in a restaurant with alice and all of a sudden i'm like, why can't i read the menu? no, no, no. like, why is the center of my vision like gone?
23:37 and then like yeah, i was just like i ate then i ate my food and then like it was just like panicking and my is my brain melting and then yeah, i just had like a really bad headache turns out you can have what's called an aura migraine. oh
24:07 i literally killed everyone. i'm the best. that's about it. yeah, i feel blessed. i've only had one in my life, but it did. it was one of those where i was like, i was just cleaning my glasses like over and over. i was like, my vision is like not right. my glasses must be dirty.
24:24 and then like an hour later i was like, well this is the most pain i've ever felt in my head in my entire life. and then i ate like, i think i ate like maybe 700 calories of dried mangoes and then my body was like, you're good now. nice. interesting. interesting cure. something to do with my blood sugar. my blood sugar was like really messed up.
24:46 i don't know what was up with me at the time because there was another one that just kind of stopped happening but i remember uh and you might remember when i was i had an issue where uh when i would come i would get a crazy headache oh yes yeah of course i don't remember that really sucks to go to a doctor and be like hey so listen uh when i when i nut my head hurts like i'm gonna die
25:08 i'd love it if that's how you describe it to him. the doctor. it was fun. i remember too, i remember, so like it happened to me at a point then it stopped and then it happened again at another point and i remember telling the doctor and he was just like
25:24 well, uh, you know, yeah, like when you're masturbating i was like, hey, stop there. i was fucking. i fuck. you don't have to, i was not jacking off. that's awesome. oh, okay. one second. i'm being summoned. i, if it makes you feel better, i get fucking nauseous after i nut. not like crazy, but just like a little for like 10 minutes. and then it goes away. you look at it, you look at it, you're like, ugh.
25:53 i get nauseous not to because i'm just i'm full already. oh my god like that he would have left you would like that he would like that one. it is a cummy egg yeah, you're right now. i just come and i feel good but it's like the best the best descriptor it's just like ten minutes of like oh and then it's fine i
26:16 i think the last time i had a migraine was this time last year. oh, fuck. well, i was streaming and like all of a sudden i couldn't read chat. it's crazy how it affects your eyes. like mine, i don't know if anyone else experienced this, but i didn't just like suddenly not be able to see. i got those like little like blinky hexagons that appear sometimes, and they just slowly encroached and blurred the entirety of the vision. it was basically like, it was like someone lit like
26:43 like a movie screen on fire, you know, like from the back, you know, it's like slowly like spreading out from like a spot. it's kind of like, you know, if you stare at a light for too long and you get like the little, like, i don't know how to describe it, that spot you can't see in, you know, like the memory of the light that you're looking at. that's like what happens. but yeah, i never got, i didn't get a headache though, which is weird. i just felt like shit for the rest of the day.
27:14 i'm not a team and this fucking sucks stop stealing from the guy with the most angle no brick this brick guy is right behind me man crazy okay
27:33 that's pretty eyes like a plasma screen tune to cp 24 is really good, but it's very, very canadian coded. i don't even know if that's a bc thing. what's cp 24? it's like the toronto. oh my god. two times one, bro. it's the toronto channel that shows you like all of the information happening on earth at exactly the same time. it has like the weather, the traffic, any construction delays, sports scores.
28:03 present top breaking news stories and then also like someone doing a news segment at exactly the same time. okay. sounds like add. oh, so much for the most, son. eat your asses with some croissants or whatever that was. perfect. it's a great game. it's the one. god, i suck at it so much though. that's about as definitive a result as you could ask for.
28:38 we need to bring back speakers corner, man. speakers corner? i guess this whole website is kind of like speakers corner. there used to be a phone booth you could go into in toronto and for like a dollar a minute you could just rant into it and then they would play the best ones on tv. wow. speakers corner.
29:04 also known as the lying move. hoping you get on tv. oh **** i busted. oh, i busted dude. i, me and corey won? i don't know. did we die at the same time? maybe we died at exactly the same time. yeah. we did. let's go. so, i hope it's i hope it happens in real life.
29:32 winning or busting dying together oh dying if a 10 ton truck hits the both of us type shit i don't really care for his music, but it's politics i
29:54 6 7, justin 6 7. oh yeah man yes
30:09 it's so funny working with japanese students and they're doing 6 7 now. i thought the 6 7 stuff was gonna die because all the old people were doing it now and i was like, oh that's usually the sign, right? but then i saw all the steam comments for all the mecha chameleon maps and it was 90 pages of 6 7 and i was like, oh no this is a plague. i don't think we can get rid of this.
30:34 it's kind of also doing things like if you're in the ninth grade, it could be like part of your vocabulary for your entire high school career. yeah. they're also doing scuba. i don't know scuba yet scuba, but they're like a day and a half ahead of us. right? so like we can get on the ground floor. what is scuba? i think you do like you move your hand in front like
31:03 like a fish tail or something and you should just say scuba scuba like that i can't see you but sure not to talk about the game but i can either you plug your mouth to go in this door and lose five coins or i can go buy this gold brick to then lose it to the person who's gonna steal it on the crab and have no i just like no right answer man
31:32 and you also you plug your nose and you go, yeah, yeah. like that. isn't that just like wasn't it like the dance from like the 1960s or something? that's like a you dip low and you do your hand like that. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i know what you're talking about. what song they usually do that with? i don't remember. i would think there is a song like a like splish splash. i was taking a bath. something like wipeout, right? or wipeout.
32:03 god just once i'd like to do the twist on top of a fucking surfboard imagine the aura it's fucked up that like
32:17 sea creatures can't just like leave us alone and let us have like the point zero zero zero one percent of the ocean that we swim in. are you getting mad at like the three sharks? i think we're not leaving them alone anymore. i know that's it. i've never had a problem with the fish, fish never had a problem with me. i'm just saying you know like we don't go much further than that. we being me mainly like my my experience with oceans.
32:40 it's true you're like damn bro dive a little deeper yeah like go like five feet that way man i'm it's like it's like bugs it's like when the bugs are on you even though there's like all that space that isn't you for the bugs to be isn't the bottom of the ocean like further away than the moon like there's no reason we should be fighting i don't think that's true i thought i read that somewhere i think it's like my rear wheel will not touch the fucking ground bro
33:09 a lot of pressure down there. that's right. that's right. although it's easy to fall off them if you can't handle the tour. oh, shower thought pressure makes diamonds open a diamond mine at the bottom of the ocean. yeah. change it all. well done player for just split second reactions on display. time's up. i don't know.
33:38 also yes the japanese kids are not saying like roku shichi or roku nana they're just going six to seven six to seven. you can't do that you can't do that. he can do it he can do that. i got okay. it would be crazy if they were pulling up and they were going six seven six seven.
33:58 it's true they don't really have much need for this kind of like language enriched program, i think it sounds like they're already speaking like a native english speaker i could buy that for you, man
34:14 thank you. i just stole all your money. sorry, there's seven bonus bricks. that's true. sorry, i'm quiet because i'm talking to my cat. what kind of conversation you having?
34:36 i'm saying, hey, what's up, tacos? yeah, you pretty much only say like two things to your cat. you ever see the clip of the guy playing pubg squads and he says, uh, he thinks he's muted, but instead he says, good night, mr. wiggles. i love you. really good clip. really, really good clip. i talk. he's here.
34:59 i hope that's a real you can find it on our slash live stream fails if you sort by controversial. it has karma of zero and the top comment is, why am i watching this? this isn't one of the two streamers basically watch out everyone. there's high velocity vienna, headed your way.
35:22 i don't have anything man! come on! he doesn't even take them, they just go away. they just go away. not even free parking. i like to imagine you were holding your cat up to your face when you said that. that's why you sounded muffled. you are correct. talking into his belly? i'm talking into his ass kind of way. you'd like the leg over there, there's a cat in it.
35:56 princess unikitty voiced by alison brie. probably my favorite actor with a cheese in the name. now that's a good question. i gotta think about that one. i gotta think about that one during the brick battle. i'm a fan of johnny cheddar. johnny cheddar. gordon golden didn't really do it for me. there's gotta be one man herman munster maybe?
36:26 okay, okay, that is a character nothing yeah, but he's really good he's one of the best people to ever play frankenstein i'm very sorry whatever man
36:44 oh, excuse me. i sneeze. i sneeze. god bless. owning a cat also comes with the responsibility of being able to move them and be like, no, you can't be here right now. yeah, but i don't want i would rather give them that power. you become you become the owner. you become the pet. careful where you stick in the bricks, people. your partner's got to be able to make the jokes. our trailing team isn't going to catch up if they keep putting bricks so close together, ted.
37:10 wow, how'd i do that? i don't know i am and i immediately jumped in it's crazy how like oh fuck brie larson controversially brie larson a little bit better of an actor than alison brie. oh
37:36 i thought that they both breeze. well, is it? a lot of motherfuckers named kory out there. i guess we're like the two cheese actors that we can think of are both. i think it'd be more. stanley two cheese. stanley blue cheese. which means harsher penalties on these spaces.
38:06 so anyway like the new season comes out in like a couple weeks and the new raid comes out it's pretty fun wow of world of warcraft yeah no that's cool man
38:19 so many insulting things to know over the years that might have been the most honestly, i respect you because that was like
38:40 maybe like 30% of the people showing up. yeah, just like fuck you if you just show up ago why are you playing wow and then leaves like yeah, literally i was hello anymore
38:52 i felt bad because i was doing wow, the classic hardcore goo crew over the weekend for a touch of time. and by the weekend i think i mean yesterday, i don't know about time. but like 9 out of 10 chat messages were, you're playing with apollo?
39:10 and me going no no i'm actually playing a hardcore classic and then they wouldn't say another word well they didn't fucking come over here and watch me and i'll tell you that that's bullshit it gave that to you it should've been that to you that's bullshit it gave that to you it should've been that to you it's bullshit it gave that to you huge huge huge i need this! fuck! get out of my asshole!
39:38 right in the ship's asshole. it was nice, i logged into my level 15 mage and then died, and then everyone laughed at me. then i made a new guy, and then i logged out. it was nice. i've never played world of warcraft. same, but... what's annoying is that like... whatever. sorry. oh my god, i don't have enough of the brick! bye! all by three.
40:09 it's the brick leader blaster bro, it's the brick leader blaster someone's got to eat me let's go hit me with a fucking gun. i love the wheel on the stream on that oh
40:31 he just loaded into cigars. or dropped it on the ground. a bunch of little lego cigars popped out of him. that's why i chose this character. the kory cigar thing is really funny. i'm getting a lot of mileage out of it. is that an achievement for firing the mega cannon? damn, i don't have that one. wasn't it called the brick blaster? that's the brick leader blaster. it was called the brick leader blaster. choices, choices. which way to go? come on, man.
41:04 which way to go? come on, you're not gonna climb the mountain like you're returning the heart of te fiti? you guys haven't seen moana? wait, corey, you've seen moana. i know you've seen moana cuz you gave moana two the same score.
41:21 yep. have you seen them? did you watch the live action moana? absolutely not. okay, i will not see the live action. they made a live action with moana? yeah. isn't moana new? yes. yeah. this is part of the problem. the other problem is that they already made moana. yeah. yeah. and it's just like a scene for scene retelling, like the exact same movie, like all the live action disney movies.
41:51 and it has the same cast except they changed moana which is just like what they do to moana they went with the different moana and they fired moana. they fired moana realtor. thank you for gifting us up to cigars you already know bro the rock doesn't even have hair i
42:21 damn. they had him play the hairiest dude that's ever been existed in oceania. ninjago trainer? ninjago trainer? ninjano... no. ninjano. ninjano.
42:44 parmesan and injana rana padano clears man. i'm a young yet mcdonald clears man
42:52 low key actually does also i was gonna say when we were talking about loyalty programs not to sound like a total shill only loyalty program that doesn't suck in canada mcdonald's app pretty good pretty good every once in a while you get a free sandwich or something and you go you know what yeah yeah, even though like every time we go they're like oh you have enough points for a free egg mcmuffin. that's 12,000 point well, yeah can you suck on my fucking?
43:16 it sucks having a complete aversion to travel and flying and having a sky miles card because i do but once but bombs are a problem these bombs are a goddamn problem the ones you get over that you're gonna have a lot of sky miles. yes. i've got 300,000 at the moment that seems like a lot
43:39 i could know no. oh, no, i think yes. i think i have enough for like like 30 coach flights or like that's really for a last life. that's crazy that's a lot. how'd you get so many miles if you don't like brian? cuz when i use that credit card, yeah, oh, it's just on your credit card. i see. yeah. oh
44:06 he got miles in status confused. i don't fly like ever man. and when i fly i'm like what's the cheapest possible way to fly? i do have a new credit card i use mostly instead of that one now because i was like well i don't fly.
44:23 so now i just got those miles. they're just sitting there. you got the gun card. yeah, i got the gun card. no, you know what? some bullshit. speaking of the gun card. i'll tell... i'm mad. there's a place i shop at sometimes and they happen to sell guns and stuff. and they'll occasionally send me coupons and then in the fine print it says, cannot be used on guns. what's with that?
44:46 a discount on a gun with a coupon is so funny. well, i did get tripped into, uh, i was buying a gun safe. and they were like, you know if you buy a gun safe, you get 10% off a gun. and i was like, oh well. don't gotta twist my arm. and now we own a glock. and you stack that up with the coupon, and then there's also price matching, and all of a sudden you're one of those guys who's getting like 80 guns for $1.25 on tlc.
45:15 it did stack with my academy rewards credit card. which was an additional 5%. that's pretty good. academy awards credit card? it's a store called academy. oh. academy awards. my academy awards card. now you don't even realize what i'm saying.
45:40 it's a academy sports sporting goods. academy sports and outdoors. the right stuff, the low prices every day. academy! yeah, yeah. wait, that's...
45:54 for a second it sounded like an anime intro song. did anyone else get, just for a split second i got a little vibe of like, i heard like the scream of an electric guitar. fuck man, next time i go there i'm gonna say i'd like to thank the academy. that would be so good. no one will laugh.
46:19 actually, it was a when i was there and doing this whole thing and i was like, oh yeah i guess i could you know, i guess i could get something and he's like, oh well we have a single we have a single one of these left and when the other guys work in the gun counter was like, oh man yeah, like i was i was hoping to buy that and i was like, i'm sorry man. i'm gonna buy it he's like man what the fuck like like shuffled away you buy that i'm gonna shoot you he was chill
46:49 generational game so far. i hope there's a real big help for ya. you have a nice day, al. damn, we only have six turns left. it said it was gonna take two hours. it's taking like 40 minutes. yeah, it's uh, this game go quick. what excitement will this round bring? there is only one way to find out. that's true. you could get your disc golf discs there. yeah, well i have a fucking huge coupon for them right now that they specified. you can't use it on a gun, but you could use it on ammo.
47:20 i'm gonna get ammo in a bunch of discs and they're gonna be like, what's this guy doing? he's gonna shoot the frisbees man. i'll turn i'll go and i'll do like clay shoot. yeah pull at the disc golf course. yeah, great jackass bit. is this me? no. oh thank god. who am i? you're blue.
47:47 my god, i wasn't looking because you said the words of me. thank you. oh holy shit, huh? this game takes forever man. it takes a minute. yeah, you were saying we weren't gonna have it's gone too fast that's why they put this that's true. that's true or your green. yeah, i realized that after i was like why the fuck is this guy going? kind of crazy frogs can be like all these colors. oh
48:18 that's what's so fucking crazy about frogs. imagine you saw like a blue elephant or something like that. you'd be like damn, you see a blue frog? you're like that's cute. they got blue frogs. yeah, yeah, 100%. i've heard a crazy frog but this is ridiculous. we made it y'all. well done. i wish i had never seen that crazy frog's little penis. yeah, he does have that little fang hanging out. i still always get him confused with hamtaro.
48:51 i think it's just the neurons are never gonna get untangled on that one. that's funny because they're both again. i don't even think that's hamtaro hamster dance is pre hamtaro. no, no, no, i'm pretty sure hamtaro was made in like 1972 in japan or something like that for real. yeah, it was an anime.
49:16 damn. that's hampton? fuck, man. when i was a kid, that was the funniest website ever. i was going crazy about the hamster dance as a kid. man, pressure's on. it sucks that there's like... in like elementary school with a dance. that, like, with cod and i joe back to back. oh yeah. oh god.
49:48 this one's going to take a certain number to remember the route across. they added like a crazy techno version of cotton night joe eventually. i don't know when that change happened. that's like the only version i remember. yeah. i'm gonna fucking do it. on the second row. sorry, sorry. the second column. and they give you this easy shit. come on. they did give me that easy shit. this one's fucked up, man. i don't think i'd get this.
50:19 literally just change direction every time. yeah, there's four directions numb nuts. you got to be more specific there's only one way you gotta go is it gonna go down it's gonna go up oh shit. oh shit. it's too good. he's too good this is a big moment for you. so it's like this cotton eyed joe like did he like like fuck his girlfriend or something? oh
50:54 cotton eye joe, his eyes are cotton because they fell out because he has syphilis. but why did that keep him from getting married? well, the cotton eye joe isn't the guy who didn't get married. it's the singer of the song who's saying, if i hadn't met him i'd be married a long time ago. yeah, but why does cotton eye joe have a fucked up vision affect his marriage? because he's friends with cotton eye joe, he's getting too much pussy bro. oh, okay, okay.
51:17 i actually remembered kory's pattern. never mind, i also would have gone that way, my bad. i thought you were right. he's the ass pat.
51:35 it's so embarrassing that this is so hard
51:54 i really thought i had it. oh, we tied! excuse me, third place? all of that just to get five studs less, huh? or ten, i guess. whatever. it sucks there's no good websites no more. like, we need a new hamster game.
52:24 just some shitty you can't even see it in the world, man. where's the new hamster dance at? i'm gonna fuck up on that, man. scooba! i know i'm like the probably the one billionth guy to say this, but i'm so sick of the apps, man.
52:40 bought yeah replacement blades for my phillips one blade personal electric razor they said i want to know when to change your blades download the easy phillips. no apparently you download the app and scan the blade and then it like starts a countdown which isn't even the blade, you know, i
53:00 when it's when you have to change it you have to change it when it gets dull which in a twist of fate actually happens before they tell you to change it for a guy like me so it's just an app that gives you a time yeah it's like a stopwatch basically that that would trick you into shaving with a dull blade for like an extra three weeks or something like that
53:24 that's like, that's built into the sonicare toothbrushes where they'd be like, you're gonna need to change your toothbrush. i'm like, i ain't changing this shit. i hear that. that buzzes at me. what the fuck is this? pucky, man. oh, it's the pucks. okay, i thought we were dancing or something. we could. i won't stop you. i like how they just don't give you a puck in the warmup. like, you can just skate around. there was a puck, man. there was a puck. i didn't see the puck.
53:50 y'all gotta fuck me. just go to hell. you didn't see the fuck. i do, i don't see the puck. really? yeah, there's no puck still. well, you're doing pretty well, honestly. alright, so it wasn't me. you might just want to... oh my god, he's in... wait, no! oh, i see the puck now! i see the puck now! oh shit! i fucked up, i fucked up. yeah, i take top.
54:22 i scored a match winning goal against our opponents. i like that. why did it go so slow? i didn't have my feet planted. we hit the puck, it goes two miles an hour late. the puck goes 100. i was using my arms instead of rotating. it's because i pinched it. i pinched the puck.
54:45 yeah, they like it when i'm i don't want to be like nightcrawler in x men 2 like i can't predict and is lagging all over the fucking screen i'm glad that would nightcrawler do i figured he was like a bug he's glitching and he glitches his movement. oh he like turns into a shot that went so fast so so fast so fast and so fast that went yes
55:14 you guys built like a wall. it's kind of dumb they made a guy named nightcrawler and he wasn't moving like a bug. i mean he is like a... he's a creature. he doesn't climb on like the walls and stuff. yeah. i would, i don't know what you would call him. he's kind of like the phantom from slay the spire 2. okay. like maybe he's like a mammalian insect.
55:43 i don't know the names of the guys in the spy or two. there's just like bug with a toupee. bug with a toupee. there's bug with a toupee. there's the bug that makes you small. i'm talking about the boss of the first act that has slippery. so you have to hit him like 12 times before he takes any damage. i hate that motherfucker. that's nightcrawler, bro. the real piece. after your trip, remember to rate them five stars. a gift.
56:17 this song's gonna get stuck inside your head, you know that one from the lego movie to this original songs by jean lajoie man
56:39 it's the best game in the bowling. i'm gonna kill you guys. he's right, he's right. so easily manipulated. no, this is the bowling game. i was just telling the truth. i honestly needed the win which is why i wanted to go for the one where half of the players never know what the buttons are. you are with me and justin.
57:06 damn! oh my god. damn! what the fuck? holy shit. okay, he's kinda whiffing on this though. oh, he's whiffing so hard on this part. i whiffed so hard. he has 62 points. that's crazy. i think he got the double taps. oh my god! 116. that seems high. okay, so if i don't leave the start with like 30 points, it's over. you can do it!
57:36 well that would be weird damn can you not fall off of this? i don't know actually you should try it paul what a shot i suck shit in fucking gum ass for this fucking game man you got him right? you got him by a little? no we only got one thirty you got one twenty nevermind nevermind oh shoot that's pretty good stuff
58:08 kicking that one down the it's from double if you hit the pin a second time it does so much more yeah, oh, that's crazy damn
58:24 new meta, he's got a juggle one pin all the way down last to knock down some pins. it's player two so how do you feel this game's going strange? it's over. he already lost his first. oh, it didn't fucking hit me there. oh fuck well, you know whatever possibility that i might actually i'm gonna fucking cry you're gonna feel really bad for me when i'm crying oh
58:55 don't think you guys should get any bricks. oh, i don't yeah, i think i'd 116 you got one. well, i thought you'd won 36 my bad. i think no one gets birds, right? you just get studs. oh, that's right. that's right kind of cooked me with that one. yep player one has me. where's the brick? oh, it's a long way away geez
59:28 and then this is what it's all a fucking bout. please don't hit the one space of the shortcut that gives you two free golden bricks i might fucking cry. oh my god, that's actually crazy. i'll actually cry. one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one! i'm gonna fuck you up. whatcha! it's my golden brick! only one of them, it's free. the other one costs money. everyone has like a billion dollars, it might as well be free. i got zero fucking bricks, man. i
59:57 that's why i keep all mine in the safe. it's gonna be so funny when apollo gets all seven bonuses. you vote for the golden bricks. you better vote for my bricks or you're gonna fucking lose. i like everyone vote random on the bonus bricks. oh. but i'm a crazy guy. i did do that. i think we did that last time. we did do that. how about i vote for the ones i think i'm gonna win and if there's none of them that i think i'm gonna win, i vote random. that is the true way. clever. what a tricky guy.
1:00:30 hmm one one one one one one one guys his one one one metas. oh shit here comes our next contestant wanna now wanna know no, i can't let you get close yeah, i can't let you go close i
1:01:06 i'll be honest, i uhh... video didn't really do much. really? yeah. you don't like the line read, man? i mean he says it like it's the start of a fight in a video game and the camera even zooms out. like as if the cutscene ended. yeah.
1:01:27 the way he says it is so funny. i can't let you get close. now let's see how this player's turn goes. okay, maybe he's right. maybe it's not funny. i think one of the issues is the video takes a long time to get there, but... yeah, no, i would agree. well, they're just kind of like, uh, like arguing and then maybe they're fighting. i don't really remember a lot of it either. well, that's not really... they're two just really, really good guys.
1:01:53 that's not what makes it funny. yeah, wait, how do you feel about pennywise versus joker? this caused a serious debate on the stream earlier this week. did he really? i thought pennywise joker was pretty funny. all right, all right. you're all right. whatever. i'm gonna. we're uncovering new wrinkles in pennywise versus joker because there's one dude on the train that is just on his phone the whole time. and it just like, what could you be watching on your phone that's
1:02:21 that's more interesting than taking 30 seconds to see joker and pennywise dance battle on the train? i don't know. like, i like to feel like if i was on the train and that was happening, i'd be on my phone and i'd be writing in a discord server like, there's these two fucking idiots. okay, i win. on my train right now.
1:02:39 yeah, they interrupted the last pennywise joker video they were watching i love that video and i think i agree that if you were there in person it would just not even remotely be i'd be i'd be irritated i would be oh, yeah. oh, yeah, man. are you crazy? i would be i would feel so blessed to be in that one place on earth that's experiencing that
1:03:04 i don't know if i've like, i don't know if streaming has made this a stronger feeling but like if i see people out in the world trying to make like a funny little tiktok or something, i don't think there's any more like disdain i could have in me for like, like it reaches a critical level.
1:03:21 as long as they're not like bothering other people, i don't care. and that's never gonna happen. they're always bothering other people. so, already no, no. i mean, the crux of their bit is to annoy other people. okay, but you like jackass though? you like jackass though? where he poops yeah, because it's not happening to me. well, yeah, that's true. well, what about when he poops in the toilet in the hardware store that's not hooked up to anything?
1:03:45 that is really funny. if i had to clean the toilet, i'd hate it. but since i don't, it's really funny. if i was there in the store, i would give him an eye for sure. oh, okay. i don't agree with this. i don't like this. i'd sneer. bricknado is actually good. we sleep on bricknado.
1:04:11 i'm allowed to have little streaks of hate. sure, yeah. personally, i'd respect everybody at all times. it sucks too because i really... what the fuck? oh my god! yeah, i guess if you all just kind of ram yourselves in the center it doesn't know what to do for a while. can you still move or is it just... oh, that's funny.
1:04:42 oh jesus if i just stand in front of my i'm gonna do that i'm gonna rev it up dude give me let me increase the speed not gonna be here i thought that was gonna hit ryan it like so slow no no no no no no no we can pass it back and forth
1:05:07 it is like the ball from lethal company
1:05:23 oh yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. you guys are talking some serious shit about my comfort nuisance by the way. huh? what? gavin? no, pennywise versus joker. i wasn't talking shit about him. that's right, you guys are chill. i guess i'll give you my brick. i guess i'll give up all the bricks i've ever had to this fucking crab. he looks so sad he had to do that to you too. he regretted it. yeah, i just uh, i don't know.
1:05:53 i do prefer the guy, the henchman guy who walks around with his eyebrows cocked and does pull ups on the subway to the matrix music. that one is still, i think it's better than pennywise versus joker. yeah, i think i've seen that guy. i think, and i mean this without any judgment whatsoever, i think you would absolutely hate him. okay, no that's fair. i take no offense to that.
1:06:19 have you seen the guy that dresses up like joker and goes to home depot? no, i would like to though. he's really annoying. a one? alright. does he taunt like the joker as well? he does a voice. okay, i can remember between the lines on that one.
1:06:48 this could be uh... it'd be funny if this was like someone in the chat but uh twitchcon long beach. so like 2017 i think was that one? i remember walking up to the convention center with everyone. i think you were there, paul. i don't know if you would remember this but there was some guy playing an acoustic guitar. i think he might have been playing like... in my mind he was playing santeria. i remember the guy with the guitar, yeah. i remember scowling and a bunch of people i was with were like, man he's just a guy playing the guitar.
1:07:15 i was like, i know, but he's like, you don't have to fucking do that here, man. like, i don't want to hear this. that's what i was like, man, maybe i'm kind of a grub. and it was the fact that it was santeri. fucking, what a fucking horrible song. i'll judge anyone who loves santeri. i don't even feel that. corey, any thoughts? i know it's your favorite song. i hope our contestants are ready because here comes the next round. you got that, you heard that shiver on that one.
1:07:50 congratulations
1:08:04 don't know that much about painting to be honest. you're the asshole, but i supported thank you. i'll take it i just can't get the memory of that twitchcon going into the bathroom and seeing all the bugs yeah, that was that was a nightmare like an asshole bro ted talker
1:08:32 i voted for the joke answer man. fuck ages ago. i'm beginning to think i might not be cut out to be a museum tour guide. hopefully not. they were wearing like yeah, i'm a bit. oh, this is a tough one. my favorite kind of dinosaur.
1:08:58 3000 1234 is that it's not about getting the answer why are there two of me on that oh shit i shouldn't believe you guys is that pan that shit like almost the last century that's crazy i really thought it was from like the 1600s vince mango yeah
1:09:22 and here's our first thing. anything's pretty cool. i just don't know anything about it to be honest. kind of crazy to think that he was like alive at the same time as abraham lincoln. double digits. well, they've got to pick one of the and corey.
1:09:51 i guess i won. when did the last person from the 1800s die? i'd say... maybe like... probably not that long ago, right? you'd think it would be the late 2010s or the early 2020s, maybe. you think 100, 120 years old? yeah, isn't that like the world record? i don't know, actually. i think it's... i think it's like a little lower than that. you can't trust old people though, they lie. they do.
1:10:22 remember that one? there was some lady who lied about being like 160. remember that? nope. i mean, you can't say that i do. you can't say that i do.
1:10:34 yeah, i can't remember it was 2017 they probably lived in like japan or france now that i think about it italian
1:10:57 ugh, not playing. i'm playing, i'm italian, i'm italian. well that's why he doesn't like stantoria because it sounds italian. it is an italian sounding word. i'm italian. i can't remember what, it must have been like a metric chameleon video but someone replied to the video going why is justin racist? i don't understand why justin's racist towards italians and i just replied i'm italian. and they were like oh i get it now. yeah i wasn't even like implying it that way.
1:11:26 no italians are chill, they're the best. i go like, hardly in the direction. anybody who isn't italian can get fucked. anyone who's not italian, yeah, fuck them. i have lots of friends who are italian. that's anti italian discrimination. anti italian. columbus day episode of the sopranos mentions. yeah, classic. classic episode. second only to the trying to find the russian guy in the forest episode. pine barrens.
1:11:56 yeah pine barons by barons me when i'm looking for mankrik in the pine barons i'm sorry guys did a wow reference i require more mana i can't afford to go in the fucking i need a crazy one i need i'd like to think that what justin said was also a voice i can't get in the fucking gate i can't afford to go in the gate i don't have enough studs to go in the gate
1:12:26 you were supposed to get land on corey's trap. i don't have any yeah, i don't fucking want to lose my studs it's an all timer they say it's crazy how the first like 13 turns took an hour and 10 minutes and the last three turns have taken wait
1:12:57 i said the numbers wrong. whatever you say is right. i reversed the bit. it's fucking friday, man. think about it. yeah, i gotta decide if i'm going to play friday night magic. the thing i've been trying to do is your friday night magic standard or standard. friday night magic that's draft. that's kind of swell.
1:13:27 everyone that i went last friday and everyone was very it was a very chill pod everyone was very i hate like i went once and my opponents either didn't want to talk or were children and i was like this sucks but this last one everyone was nice and chatty a lot of shooting the shit. it's great yeah, everyone's chill at friday night magic till some new takes the full art land out of the pack during the battle for zendikar expansion and fucking heated fucking debate arises why would have taken that on the seventh on the seventh wheel and
1:13:57 i did have a guy, i did a draft last year and every time he got past a pack he'd go, whoa!
1:14:02 why would someone pass this? and like look around the room for someone to agree with and everyone's just looking down. i can like, it's crazy how vivid i can see this happening. like you've just perfectly described a real person that exists. as soon as those motherfuckers started reconstructing the draft order from memory, i was like, wait, why would i pay $15 to play magic against these guys? like i'm just throwing my money away.
1:14:33 i didn't realize there were three others in the hall. just saying that when you get the last card out of the pack. yeah, who the fuck would pass this token? because the first slug to fill the shell meter takes the card. nah, i got yelled at, but i didn't realize you're supposed to take the token out of the first pack. you're not supposed to pass it.
1:14:55 later broke all our ankles someone was like oh you're supposed to keep this i'm like i don't care about this goblin oh like guys i can somebody help me i drafted the thing that makes tokens but i didn't get any tokens please i need you leave
1:15:15 i was gonna go goblins but then nobody left any goblin tokens in the pack. the meta now is dry erase tokens. everyone uses that shit.
1:15:25 oh come on! if i'm making a token for a goblin then i'm drawing a little goblin on it and he's got a smiley face. love that. bro, i've touched the person with the shell like eight times. yeesh, too complicated. how about we settle on four? i've got nothing. can y'all just chill and let me have this? oh, i really thought they might go the distance with that.
1:15:50 oh, i played a fucking legendary game on that one. a legendary game. no big tell'em. oh rats, rats!
1:16:03 can't you just make your dry erase token like a 99.99 and then when you tap it like do 20 damage to all enemy partners? i think that's cheating. yeah, i don't think they like you better than that. i got some folks told me there was a pre release for the league of legends card game this saturday and i might just do it for the fuck of it.
1:16:28 come on no big random big random. it's no steal from one of the bastards. i got it. i mean you have the most i choose between kory and justin so i chose me you chose me what i chose random i chose random i thought it looked like it was on me i
1:16:56 now let's see how this contestant's turn goes. yeah, it's goated to like go out is the thing i've been feeling lately. i'm like, yeah, whatever. i can go play league of legends card game, i guess. why not? he gives a shit. good way to kill seven hours. yeah, it is sealed. i like that. i like playing sealed in any game. yeah, it's sealed. it's like we're all just getting random shit. yeah. league of legends? yeah, they got a game now called rift bounds that's quite popular. i have a real job, huh? good. anyway. good work.
1:17:29 you stole my fucking brick! you play lorkana yet? i have not played lorkana. i draw the line. is there a big lorkana? you don't feel like an old play, mike. what's funny? captain hook! when i go play commander at this place, it's usually on lorkana night. and it's just exclusively adults who i don't even think care about any... like they're just like, i just want to play a card game. okay!
1:17:57 there'll be maybe like one guy in like a like a fucking disney shirt of sorts. i was trying to think of a disney property. yeah, it's called the spirit jersey with the the name of the property on the back. the secret is you wear the spirit jersey and then the shortest shorts you have and then the tiniest backpack that's ever been manufactured and it ties the whole look together. nice, nice.
1:18:21 what are they called? what are those backpacks called? lounge flies. yes. it's time to jump on them as fast as they can. i got like a couple jump there. sometimes i go crazy.
1:18:44 not bad, y'all. i don't know how you made that. the trust slur. fuck! dude, am i down? oh, fuck. i like your you're freaking me out, man. fuck, fuck, fuck.
1:19:12 that's lateral movement. yeah, it wouldn't fit. that was like two bricks as well. yeah, that was huge. but it was good. i think if we went to practice mode, we could figure out the brick boost. i think you could honestly make it in like five jumps if you just got brick boosted five times in a row.
1:19:39 what's a brick boost? if you shoot the brick like right as they're landing, it gives them like a triple jump. really? but you guys got to be simpatico. rise of the brick just went up. what the fuck's simpatico? i think it was like an internet service provider or something. okay. i think it means you're in sync. breeze in the air. in sync. mm hm. you guys see trolls band together yet?
1:20:13 no, not yet. i did watch nirvana the band's the show the movie. oh, yeah. yeah, but you think it was really good really good. i enjoyed it quite a bit where do the wise don't give it a four and a half on letterboxd or a bunch of kids from etobicoke will want you dead. i gotta watch that that odd scene movie. i don't want to go to the movie theater. i
1:20:45 i know christopher probably thinks i should die but... nah yeah i said the same thing earlier and people were like, what you're crazy and i was like, how do you steal these buckets of video? i want to see the 70 mil imax. as soon as it's on someone's plex server and not recorded off someone's cell phone i will watch it. but that's illegal. i don't know what this odyssey movie is, i typed it into google and all came up was odd pussy.
1:21:10 i haven't seen the odyssey yet, but i ought to see you on the morning rides. and i have in a while. so i don't know if this is a crazy question. what's it about? that means even bigger road trip. yeah, it's a little bit like road trip. okay. to ones which give you studs.
1:21:35 yeah, i know i haven't read it nobody has wet out american summer is gonna be back in years i need to not be on social media that much anymore. it was like you get jump scared by drama you didn't know existed. mm hmm. i was watching a damn football show. that's about football. oh
1:21:57 and bro was like i'm so sick of people being mad about the odyssey and i was like people are mad about the odyssey like oh god about what bro out of my uh quarterback room in fantasy football last year i was starting shadur sanders and uh bryce young in week 15
1:22:25 it's not good. it's not good. people are asking if i've seen where brother o'arthax is. that's the odyssey, but i've not seen that. that's a good one. what the fuck? i don't know what the fuck is that? i'm fucking dead. can you guys die? this is where i pass away now. we would die at the same time. yippee! nice. but it fucked me and didn't fuck you. that's weird. it gave me three points and i have one point. a whole lot more, ted.
1:22:53 i don't like that it forces you to go once in the direction, you know? why, why did it go? it's facing down! it was facing down! i was facing right and it, it tell me now. well, i guess we go way low. well, never mind. sometimes it just says no when you turn directions.
1:23:16 it is interesting trying to do the vibe check and figuring out if someone doesn't fuck with the odyssey because they think like chris nolan is kind of like a tentpole blockbuster sentimentality merchant or if they don't fuck with it because like they recently became well versed in the greek classics even though you know he graduated high school with them when mostly they were just smoking weed all day.
1:23:38 all of a sudden they're like really really concerned about whether this cues exactly to the origin story that it's based on. was nolan the memento guy? yeah he is, he is. okay. all of a sudden like damn bro i didn't know you were greek. this whole time we grew up together i had no idea you were greek. and then he goes
1:24:11 he goes, i am greek. i am greek. you wanna do it greek style and then you guys fuck each other in the butt. with no lettuce. with olives? yeah, with no lettuce, i think is the thing. that sounds nice. when the greek salad got lettuce, i'm holding up my hand to pass on it because i don't wanna get explosive diarrhea. final turn. yeah, that's fair. i haven't fucked with any lettuce in a minute now.
1:24:45 you know now there's a new guy just dropped. it's the guy who says it's not the lettuce, it's the water they wash the lettuce in. the guy who's worried that lettuce is getting a bad reputation from all this parasite stuff. so now the lettuce is getting a bad rap. oh, okay. yeah. damn. that's right. i will say when i was in costco, i did not buy the taylor farm salad.
1:25:13 that's my that's a prime smile. i look i feel like i'm hacking because i got rock joy i was like if i need a leafy green, i'll get one i can cook you beat
1:25:33 i just bought this random. no, i clicked. did you? wow. it was random. we're all out of it today. i don't feel right. i don't feel quite right. it took my **** away. i have one of those days i checked my data when i woke up, said like 80. i said woke up to what the **** man. he's all woke up. i woke up on a friday afternoon. 85 energy scored 93 sleep score and i was like, that ain't right. i don't feel right today.
1:26:01 something ain't right with that. i want to watch that'll tell me my sleep score. i think that'd be fun i gotta be like, what's the load? hell no, i'm going this way now the lowest i've ever gotten is 23 and the 23 basically does they start sending you notices that are like sleep is good for you
1:26:19 yeah, yeah, yeah. the overall picture of your general health if you get sleep. should we head back to the studio? open up this morning. yes, please. yes, okay. don't believe what i saw? i was in a different song. i said i gotta get some gabagool.
1:26:44 woke up with a bad bonus break with a blue chew in your eye. won't you tell him now? this looks a lot like how we vote for minigames. one spins on the results screen. i don't know what i'm in question mark. did you not vote for one or something? i don't think it's me. that's it. oh, it's me. i was going to say apollo's way faster, but he was. i'll slow as shit.
1:27:14 last time there was a 20 second time on that which is crazy. guys i think this will be fun because it's fair. no that would not be fun. i think it would be fun to vote for this one because it's fair. whoever lost the most will now get one in return. isn't that apollo? it's obviously me man. what?!
1:27:34 i thought i had to lose in the first place. that's a rumor. corey just handed that one to you. oh shut up. go random on this one. at least i'm winning a brick battle. look at me. good to be me. i definitely only won one brick battle. and so did justin. that's cool. justin's winning! stupid ass first pass the post.
1:28:06 there's still more to be ranked choice. we need ranked choice. i think it should be stole the most bricks maybe most times landed on an event space most times hit by turkey. so the award goes to uh the post in the world cup
1:28:19 stop voting for random you're giving your life away. well, i wasn't gonna win any of those ones. i don't know what any of this is. so vote for one that he's not gonna win. oh, you want me to win? vote for this one. this is me. i only roll odd numbers. so you guys are gonna hang fucking justin again somehow because you guys don't know how to play the game. i literally only roll odd.
1:28:45 you stupid you stupid it's a real did you roll five odd numbers in 16 rolls? like, this doesn't check out. cause i'm odd like that, man. he's a freak. most time using thief. okay, well now i don't know any of this. we should go with this one cause it's best voter. oh, i've been blocked. i've been i've been harangued into voting for this. one of the most even numbers. watch that also be justin somehow. oh come on! i got fucking pranked! this shit makes no sense, man.
1:29:16 yeah, why did we all roll so many more even than i guess like the six seven and eight? i don't think i jumped a single damn time on the results. i'd like to get the technical transport, please tenen pages favorite player congrats justin
1:29:45 you won fair and square. am i the winner? yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's nice. i better be. if i'm not, i'm gonna be so mad. i think you'll be really funny. yeah. i did it. it was almost two hours. it was almost two hours. i like lego parties. lego parties nice. you know what's nice is that they made it and then they
1:30:11 added some more quality of life shit to it instead of mario party where they make it and then like forget that it came out for like a decade yeah, cuz they're making they start making the fucking next one. yeah. yeah, then they give you a deal seems like you want to buy buy it for like buy like 20 more levels for and they're all like motion control minigames or whatever a camera. yeah. yeah. yeah, you gotta use your camera. yeah, yeah, gents, man they're split to in merchants now. that's okay. we get the i
1:30:41 they were re releasing ocarina of time again, man. that's gonna be just gonna do numbers. that is crazy. oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man! oh man!
1:31:05 okay. smoke arena of time. when the remake comes out, every piece of the triforce you get, you smoke a bowl.
1:31:13 you only get one. what don't you get nine pieces of the triforce? best fucking wind waker man. okay, well okay the first three things you get is perfect. the first three things you get that allow you to get to the temple of time. the spiritual stone. the spiritual that's what you smoke a fucking spiritual bowl for each one. spiritual stone dude, spiritual stone. see spiritual stone, yes.
1:31:37 i'm spiritually stoned. and then you go to the fucking temple of time to smoke a bowl. okay, okay. and then, i don't know how many other temples are in the game. uh, five? five more bowls, bro. it's that simple. damn, ryan, you gotta start smoking weed. it'd be so funny for ryan to become a pothead now. that would just be so funny. my kid's old enough, she can turn the ipad on herself.
1:32:11 my usefulness is quickly becoming quite vestigial. i was on the train the other day and a dude started rolling a blunt like right behind me on the train. it stunk so bad. yes, man. that's the best kind. he was the dude with like the jbl speaker hanging off his backpacks. yes. was he playing some good shit? luckily he wasn't playing anything, thank god.
1:32:41 probably forgot he had it but he was rapping at the door before it opened oh all right well well gaming well games later y'all bye i love lego let's play some spelunky okay oh bye bye he was supposed to hang up i could drink a case of poop
1:33:24 and i would still be on my seat. you know what i'm talking about? joni shitschel?