Freaky ahhh clerks man (Shift At Midnight)

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0:00 jesus. is that normal here? ew! it's like the monster from majora's mask. oh wait, isn't that the guy that we cannot look over to speak but we have to run? that's the guy, that's the guy! don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot! no, no, he says displaying this corpse will help us ward off doppelgangers. oh. huge. well, maybe one of these real quick. we only have two coins left. oh my god, oh my god, we only have two coins.
0:35 cat ears holy shit spin of my fucking life excuse me it was my spin wow any last words what i got ratted minus 25 health by the way oh we have customers customers blood moon will offer entity guaranteed
1:09 that's bad. and if we let doppelgangers, it's gonna cause the energy to be stronger. okay, we gotta do a good job today. guys, should we buy a landmine or something? what's his name? a landmine? yeah, we should. that's a great idea. can you open that email? maintenance supervisor. guys, real question. should we buy flamethrower? might be the move. i think so. why not? we don't have any money though.
1:43 i think this guy's legit, right? wool sweater in the rain kinda fucked up though. oh! there's our landmine. and our minecraft painting. blood moon guaranteed. okay. understood. how do you let him uhh... go? uhh... you ring him up. cash register. oh, ring bell. oh. not literal ring bell. i ring the bell. not bad, bro. i ring the bell.
2:30 18 bucks a gas. we got a whale. can i gas him? can i gas him? sure. no, wait, wait, wait. first we got to look at what we got going. we got sports jerseys going on in the back. let me ask the driver about this. those are the junior bears jerseys. does it say junior bear? oh my god. she just left. she didn't pay. junior bears lineup. they got a blevins on the team. all right. i'll fill them up. seems good. just finished driving them all home. okay.
3:16 levens, hammer, galvin. all good in there? he's good. give me a dang second, okay? what is this? levens? honestly, i think he's good. i think he's good. the name's mitch. he checks out. huge. and that's a big ticket for us too. i think that thing is gonna come alive, guys. i think that thing is gonna come alive in the back. yeah, i think so too. like, there's no way they would just give this to us. suss ass. oh, i'm holding gas. where the hell did you come from? beth hv?
3:58 unemployed scar on her left cheek. can i get a check on this? yeah. scar on her left cheek. confirmed. not that cheek, squeaks. i didn't say that. i'm wiggling my fingers. i'll inspect. november 9th, 1963. sorry, it's actually september 11th, 1963. you gotta go. it's 11th?
4:31 damn, i like her. i'm just concerned that we're not killing anybody without we're going vibe bass. no, she answered the questions right away. what do you want me to say? she answered the whoa, this guy's sus. look, he's drifting. so he's sick if anything, he's cool. my tried to jump the line to roll bush.
5:06 you think it's just so he wants to board first on a united plate? cause i've been salty before. he seems alright to be honest with you. guys i'm buying a lot of stuff. let's freaking go. is it all product? no no no. i got medikit, i got extra health so everyone should have 125 instead of 100. oh yeah i do. yeah and i bought a sledgehammer.
5:38 yeah, i bought a sledge. how do i put it back? oh, geez. you're chill, bro. is that you're chill. wait, it grows. it grows. what do you mean? it's so huge. it's actually it's enormous. oh, wow. you took 50 of my hp. oops. oh, oh, oh, damn. mia cannon.
6:15 large tattoo on neck to arm. she has one. yep. confirming that she's born on the 18th of december. that's true. what year? every year she runs the comic book store. she seems nice. are we just missing something? because i feel like we're not no one's a double ganger. do you think that's bad? she doesn't even want to buy anything. whatever. she's good. i already backed her. i put all of her groceries.
6:49 oh no. i'll be right back. painting? it wasn't a painting, bro. that wasn't a painting, man. oh wait, what? there's a painting in there now. yeah? paint this. nice aim. you missed. i was trying to miss you. yeah, right. throw in a damn coffee cup on the ground.
7:33 husband harold, huh? okay. i think we shoot her. one second, i'm just checking her out. i'm just ch what? she just shit all over their bathroom by the way. mother fucker. i'll clean it up. due to the calhoun. always spends exactly $13. okay, that checks out. okay, i'll clean the bathroom. lonely widow?! um, wait a second. wait just a minute here.
8:12 yes, i forgot my husband's actually dead i must be a bit tired silly me would you say shooter shooter shooter dead tired? that was awesome. look at that. look at that cleanup job to holy cow we killed some baddies while you were gone retired nurse
8:45 yeah, retired nurse and lonely widow so far is only been the two kills we got. holy cow. she seems nice. does she have silver hoop earrings? yeah. does she have a fading rose tattoo on her right thigh? no. no? no tattoo? no. no tattoo. oh, you've been looking closely, huh? okay. now we feel i feel like a freaking... wait, are you making that up? wait, no, no, she has she has she has a tattoo. she has a tattoo. she had...
9:25 23 looks pretty good on me, wouldn't you say? i thought ryan was making it up. she seems legit. well, she doesn't have a sad story enough for you to tell her. she's young and hot. she deserves to live. is that it? was that it? she's got something to live for. you know what? it didn't say we let doppelgangers through though, so that's a dub. yeah, yeah, dub, dub, dub. are you putting a trap down? where should we put the landmine?
10:00 anywhere, everywhere. wait, can we do a landmine as soon as we hear them, like while the entity is around? yeah. i just have it out. i'm sure they will just walk around anyway. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. the bathroom door still needs to be boarded up. wait, wait, where's our weapon? where's our weapon? the boss called and said it's gonna be late tonight. but surely one of you has a sledgehammer. i don't wanna use it. it's too much. someone else pick it up. i'm gonna fuck it up somehow.
10:34 wait, the thing is gone guys. we didn't board up the bathroom. i don't have wood. i don't have wood. i boarded up the front door. my god. and we're fucked. we're fucked. good luck y'all. it's the back door. it's the back door. they're in aisle two. someone just say joshua. kate, are you here? kate, why do i keep hearing our door open and close? the door to our house. the person had to use the bathroom. okay, that's no problem.
12:15 as long as it's not the entity come and get me you sack of shit yeah yeah come on over oh kill him kill him gun arsenal is open blast him holy shit
12:46 i burned myself. my god. put that thing away, man. that thing is powerful. how do i put it back on the wall? i don't think you can. oh, wow. it's burnt. it's burnt in here. nothing a little mop can't fix. how do we fix that? wait, i wonder if we did a... i think today was a perfect day. i don't think we let a single mistake out.
13:21 could be a little bit more perfect. spinning the jackpot real quick. oh, baby! no way. well, it's kind of the worst one though. what? we need that money for copernicus's medicine, bro. yeah, but i want hats. well, there you go. oh, let's fucking go. do you see? you closed the door on me. well, i don't want to get in trouble because like...
14:00 one of us has been like complaining about not putting things back, closing doors behind us. wait, wait, wait. why are you, why, why are you doing that ryan? this is awesome. you're burning our store. don't burn down the place. our freaking store. wait, wait, wait. i gotta check. oh, the poster's fireproof. okay. aren't we all? actually the mop does not work on the landmine explosion. yeah, we might need to get that resurfaced.
14:36 yeah, how are the pumps looking? oh, because there's just boards outside for some reason. i think while i was boarding the front door, you also boarded. where's our beers? oh, i didn't get... oh my god! get to the real bus! don't talk, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk! don't talk! real bus, please!
15:17 why did it take you so long to get to the bus? i was in the wrong bus. i was getting cozy. i was on a seat. took out my phone. i like the idea of you guys waiting for me. it felt nice. i told you that they would be hunting us. oh my, we're supposed to search the kids up in the database? i'm making minimum wage, bro.
15:49 oh my gosh. wait, wasn't the perf no, no, because the driver was a doppelganger. that's really hard. why? how do we look up the bus? you gotta look at the names that were in the roster and then go to the database. read the note on the counter. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, dude, ryan, ryan, it's dr. house. it's dr. house poster.
16:25 i did not fart. i did not fart. guys, right here. oh yeah. yeah, that's hugh laurie. it's dr. house. oh my god, it is. i cannot remove it. yeah, the boss said he put that there for us. really? yeah. i don't know why though. boss has a problem. boss is a freaking jerk. i'll say it. this person is feeling frustrated. ask why.
17:12 that's really good. stop moving. where did you get that? yeah. you're too busy here. check this out. you got one too. yeah, we can all have one. frustrated. why? confused. yep. you're confused. yep. that's right. how about this guy? hungry. i am hungry. i didn't read the note on the counter. damn. now try me. now try me. i think he made me hungry.
17:51 okay, you're confused confused about how hungry i am. oh, there's a new entity guys. it's extremely fast and strong, but looking at it will freeze it in place while frozen. it's invincible to damage. these creatures are only vulnerable. so you have to freeze them, put a trap in the way and then. okay. okay. we have a customer. oh, my bad. didn't i kill you yesterday?
18:27 wait, inventory slot is huge. she's hungry. that's what she says. let's question her on that. you're hungry so. she's confused. no, she's craving human flesh. oh shit. oh, kill her, kill her. no, wait, we didn't ask her why. well, she's bad either way. what if she just had like, what, you've never thought anything bad in your life? we're not all innocent. now we're freaking policing people's thoughts. craving human flesh.
19:05 there's so many customers. oh, yeah. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god demetri loose ass donuts in the car that's sus bro why are we destroying limbs now? yeah, okay that checks out black mark is on his right side of his face. i think he's good. oh
19:53 i trust him. he seems good to me. he's legit. we let him go. did you ask about his emotion? no, he's calm though. it says he's calm. i think he's cool. yeah, yeah. i think he's chill. do we still have the flamethrower?
20:26 it's only when the monsters attack us. yeah, it's part of our emergency system. holy shit! what the fuck? bro, i can't get back into the store! right, hello! oh, it's foe yuck, it's this fucking guy. classic norbert. you can't park here, norbert. let me see what his emotions are like. his emotion is muhahaha.
20:56 okay, can we shoot this guy? well, let me just run a gun. let me run his license plate real quick blue station wagon it's it's next year's model. he's gotta go maybe can we just kind of say you you can go? okay
21:37 that's not a station wagon. we already shot him in the head three times. what do you want me to do? impound his car too? we got a mouse, we got a mouse. i couldn't kill him. and we're just leaving the emotion scope all over, huh? all right, darla. so busy. my god, our product. i'll restock the shelves. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. somebody bought a lot of stuff. yeah, that's crazy. box empty. okay, i think we're good.
22:31 you're all right. lady, you're okay. yeah. okay, okay. perfect. yeah, wait, where are our pets? i think they got sick again. she ain't moving, right? probably eating all these human flesh. she ain't moving, right? oh my god, there's like a bunch of shit in here. she seems fine. oh, you know the chunky white belt?
23:02 why is she dressed like what was that? she's dressed like she's from 2004 and it's only 1993. she's dressed y2k in 1993, that's not sus to you? she's an innovator, okay, apparently it's not okay to be fashion forward. does she often repeat questions back when answering? so far so good. find a reason to kill her, i dare you. trust me, i'm looking. i'm looking, let's see how she's feeling. let's pull out the polygraph. she's insecure. she deserves death. she says she's not gonna answer that question.
23:43 well then i'm not gonna give you your shit. prove it. she bought a lot of stuff though. i think she's all right man. i think we're good to go. i can't see a reason to shoot her. i will leave the first aid kit next to the till just in case if anyone needs a heal. that's smart, that's smart. perfect, thank you. no one's calling. someone's calling me. customers have been complaining of a stink? wood behind the store. uh oh.
24:25 why did you do that? he left a shit stain on the fucking wall, bro. no, it's just the lids. there's rotting limbs in the back of the store. there's rotting limbs in the bathroom too. oh my god. bro, he shit on the floor. head to the forest in the back. oh guys, can we bring gun? i got one. i got one. that ain't gun dude, that's a toilet paper.
24:58 yeah, well, squeaks is coming, right? i wanted to make sure we were prepared. get rid of the lids. true, true. wait, wait, wait. we gotta have a garbage bag. do we have garbage bags? i have one. okay. i have a feeling something's gonna pop out here, so just stay fro oh. what the hell was that? i don't know. oh. push. oh, there's more here. wait, is this the part where we have to look at the guy? i don't have a oh, it must be. i don't have a flashlight. i'm kinda relying on yours. right here. right here. oh, perfect.
25:38 what's in here? six more, six more limbs. flesh, i can't find any. looking around. what's garbage? i don't see any limbs. someone's. yeah. i found three by me. let's freaking go. surely we're not getting robbed while we're doing this, right? is this can we get robbed? there's some trash over here you could pick up at least. right here. no, i can't. right here. yes. huge.
26:27 one more. maybe by the lava? why is there lava? oh, right here. here it is. let's freaking go. let's go. teamwork. wait, i thought for some reason that something was gonna pop out. nah, we're probably safe now. yeah, for sure. now i guess nothing bad is gonna happen. here we go. here we go. someone did come in though. yeah. she goes chill. elena park.
27:11 computer engineer. she's got a little she's got a little acne. yep. she's been staring at the monitor all day let me check her emotions. let me check her mental state. she's exhausted guys i hear stuff what do you mean? i i hear something outside of the i i heard like okay, i'll go check it out. what the fuck? 19 bucks. no, i don't get out of here
27:49 i heard it. german. they got german. yeah, they do. he's right here. holy shit. ricky lawson, rickatron 3000. all right, man. all right. wait, he's ricky's feeling smug and he's egotistical about two packs, usually buys two packs of cookies. switching it up tonight. gotta leave life interesting.
28:27 we shoot him then. he's not buying the right thing. wait, wait. you should ask about the eye. he got a weird eye. what the heck? sorry, i just killed a rat with a sledgehammer. oh, okay. that was that noise. i mean, he seems legit. i mean, just don't be gonna kill him because... did you watch a guy shitting? oh my god. fuck it. you're done, ricky. any last words?
29:01 he didn't buy two packs of cookies. that's it. that's why he died. no, no, no, no. my god. what the hell? we're four. where this entity is going to be so strong. i got the back door. what's that sound? i mean, i gotta take that away. what's the landmine? just a single use.
29:49 i think so. oh my gosh. it was expensive. what the hell? but how are we supposed to know they're doppelgangers if they don't tell any lies? yeah, apparently i let it doppelganger. maybe you need to look them up? yeah! there should be like a database. alright, here we go. do we instantly start firing or do we hide? let's light them up, man. let's fucking kill this guy. waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait. waitwait
30:29 oh guys, it's the one that we have to look at. it's the guy we have to look at. i got him. i got the one locked down. are we looking at the guy? yep. yeah. one person has to get the trap and then trap the guy. wait, that's huge. he's hurt. oh, i'm on fire. sorry, sorry. i wanted to feel like i was doing something. no, you're doing a good job by looking at that guy.
31:29 okay, now what do you want to do about this guy? we just run to the bus. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. okay, okay. back slowly while looking. okay. my god, it worked.
32:17 why am i on fire? what's happening? did you find me on fire? no, i was shooting in here. it hit me. what the fuck? why am i on fire too? that's awesome. dude, dude, dude, stop that. you're lighting me up. whoa, whoa. you're hurting us. something's not right out here. yeah, it's weird that when we collected all the trash, nothing popped out. it's weird that we haven't gambled on this.
32:59 why are we, headband. we gotta get every hat. that was you. good job. good job, man. all right. yeah, yeah, we'll clean. we'll clean. there's still blood here. i got it. i'll get the mop. there we go. did we pick up all the boards? yeah, didn't we? i only see two. we're missing one. it always ends up outside for some reason.
33:53 do you like it do you like the new hat that we've unlocked? you guys can lick each other okay, we check the boss. i'll check it. i'll check it. i'm not scared. oh, i have a gun we're good. we good
34:26 87 dollars. we're getting good at this, except we let four doppelgangers in. i think every transaction might have been fucked up today. yeah, and then you killed the guy who was shitting. yeah. well, he shit on the wall. like, what am i supposed to do? so he deserves death? yeah. okay, actually, that's fair. you should shit on your own wall if you're going to shit on anybody's wall. oh my gosh. i want to know who was the guy.
35:02 oh, his birthmark was different? i didn't want to be rude. like, what am i gonna say? oh, the vidolago was different. the birthmark and the travis? yeah, like, what? i didn't see the speech with a lisp. that was not there. that's a lie. yeah, no, this is bullshit. okay, it is bullshit. why would it be on ricky's profile that he gets two cookies when he didn't get two cookies?
35:34 that's why you killed him. come on. that's the one like we did. well, you can't be on the regular cookie guy. he didn't get to cookies because he ordered not his usual grocery tried to be healthy in his life calendar killer to strike tomorrow. that's messed up. yo, yo guys today's the eight today's the eighth in case they say something like well, it's the first of the month today. okay. oh, that's big.
36:05 let me get this straight. guys, mecha chameleon in here, in the side room, mecha chameleon here. see? i'm always looking out. okay, okay. she's looking at me. i'm shooting. i'm shooting her. my god. i shouldn't have done that. holy shit. that was crazy.
36:41 oh, some customers. bro, some customers steal. we gotta be ready. some customers steal. they walk in by nothing. catch them. don't shoot them. don't shoot them. okay. okay. what the hell? i told you she wasn't human. it wasn't my fault. what?
37:06 welcome to work, idiot. i'm ready to do the judgment hammer. i had the alt tab to mute something. i accidentally started playing the trailer for the game, but i thought it was in the game and i got scared shitless, bro. i'll be on loss prevention. okay, wait. no, no, that's me. that's me. i got the hammer. okay, okay, okay. he's really tall though. correct, right? he's just tall, yeah. kate, i think... make sure the birthmark is right. let me get this guy.
37:43 he shit out some the customers who just shit, doesn't buy anything? yeah, why not? human rights or whatever these days. but you're the one who shot the guy. well, then you got the one who got mad. i was asking. you need to get the damn product out here. i should have asked about his job. we have to buy more stuff. we have to buy more stuff. product? yeah. we have to buy more novelty hot sauces. i'll restock. i got it.
38:22 alright, darla. pattern checks out. pattern checks out. you have to click it. i think darla is...
38:54 she's clean. we let her doppelganger go yesterday. they never returned to the scene of the crime. yo, yo, yo, that lady's leg is weird. yo, yo, yo, that leg is weird. looks all right to me. maybe that's just... no way, man. no way, man. that ain't right. you got a shooter. well, let's see what she has to say in her own defense. maybe there's a story. ask about her limbs.
39:18 so she was born with a right leg shorter than left leg. can i get a check on that? i caught the guy who's stealing dude. right leg is definitely shorter than left leg. i don't think we could just barely community college student. i mean, okay, so now i feel like an idiot because i'm like, she checks out man.
39:41 she's been telling no human being's leg is like that. it says her right leg is shorter than her left leg. and she was born with it, ask her about it. well, can you change, can you check her emotion? the leg thing, yeah, i was born with it. no, no, we don't have emotions today. no emotions allowed. okay, i'm letting her go. yeah, that's fine. i mean, she's not a doppelganger.
40:10 right? she's drinking the gas! what the f you killed her? you're just gonna die anyway! i thought we were in america, what's wrong with that? she's made for it! she's not gonna do whatever she wants with our product. oh my god. big spender, man. guys, there's a lot of people in here. okay, this guy, this guy. okay, i caught the guy. okay, linda, linda, linda. i've...
40:49 okay, i caught i caught two people who was who were stealing okay two different eye colors green right eye. yeah, does she have green right eye? yeah does she have a red eye tattoo on her hand yes on the right hand chill bro, you're chill as fuck 1968
41:21 i mean she's good red eye tattoo on her left hand. no, no right hand right hand. she's a monster killer killer killer lid no. oh shit. i think we did good here. wait. we should have taken her money first. i screwed up. yeah, yeah there's a person sliding there's a person stealing she's like maybe it's just because it's an early access game. oh
41:59 she's stealing. she's stealing stealing. how do i stop her? how do i stop her? oh, maybe she put your tongue away you fucking pervert. oh, no it's my mask should we stop her? like she just got away with it. she must have been okay, right? she just go i should have killed her. oh my god. whoa. hey, don't come back what happened?
42:32 i just got sick of looking at him to be honest. oh shit, okay. maybe we are the monsters at the end of the day. keep your eyes peeled, a lot of thieves. that's right. i already caught three. i like you pre mopping the guy. i'm pre firing. got him. pre fired. like i think we should kill him for that. did they tell us that a lady was coming today? right leg shorter than left leg? is this the same lady with the leg?
43:13 that even the, this lady's leg is shorter. yeah, but so was the last lady. so was the last lady. yeah, but then you let the leg lady go. how do you know which one's the doppelganger? no, no, no, she's leaning and she's leaning. look at the heels. she's just pointing her toe out. i think she's a doppelganger. that leg is fucked up, bro. no, no, no. she's just doing it. she's just doing a bit. look, she's just on her tippy toes on one.
43:43 wait, wait. right leg shorter than the left leg. yeah, but she's on her tippy toes. i think she's a monster. doesn't it look short? it looks short. it looks like it's... she's doing a bit. it's like clearly a bit. i think we have to kill her. right? i could do that. i could stand like that and it looks shorter. like, look, her knee is pointing out too. look her up. look her up. i have my own method. okay, fine. you know what? oh my god! what? what?
44:21 the kitty's gotta eat. i was looking around! i think it's a gotcha. they want you to think that the one with the really long leg is the doppelganger. how do you stop them? she stole! i can kill her! how? should i shoot her? i'll shoot her. oh my god, oh my god, you guys are killing customers! yeah, i got it. wait, wait, wait, stop that guy, stop this guy. this guy was stealing. wait, he just wants something to eat.
44:53 okay, okay. no, no, i don't know. eat a burger buddy. you got a 12 pack. i guess this is how we're running our store now. no humanity. balding. interesting. he's balding? oh, then we should kill him. yeah, yeah, he's done. well, no, no, no. let him go home and maybe he'll kill himself. i think this guy checks out. ray alive. wait, wait, wait, but isn't this ray? wait, ray. who? who's ray? yeah, this is ray.
45:31 ray roland. that guy's not different guy. seems all right to me. i think he checks out. he said he's on a great ship supervisor, but he has like a really long neck. ryan. he does have a really long neck. like really long. oh wait, yeah, you're right. he did that himself.
46:09 he walked away. your hat doesn't look right, buddy. my god, there's a mouse. the music stopped. i got my gun pointed at this guy. damn. yeah, no one's gonna make a freaking movie out of this game, but save the fucking lore, victor. his id has no picture, man. yeah, ask about it. he says he doesn't trust the cops. that's a little sus.
46:46 yeah, what's there not to trust? should we shoot him? he seems good. let's let him go. someone's shitting. yep, yep, you're right. it's always these guys in suits who shit the biggest. that's true. that's true. didn't you? well, you let that guy go? he was all right. but he didn't have the id. what am i, the cops? he didn't have photo id. how'd you know? just got a good feeling about him. where the hell did she go?
47:28 how did she evade me? martha... ducking up for my two little ones. okay, now here we go. mother of two. lee and ken. mother of two. saw like a little sob story. i'm not gonna see her for very long. what's her last name? colleen. oh, colleen. ooh, there's only one though. there's only one. i don't think she is a mother of two.
48:03 i'll ask her about it. she's getting the names wrong. she's getting the names wrong. she stole this person stole. what the fuck was to do? okay. well, okay. here's the thing. you can stop them. she's definitely a doppelganger, but let's try something. okay. bring her up. take her money. then when she walks out, bam. okay. interesting. let's see if it works. so we're willing to take money from evil people.
48:40 yeah, they completed their transactions, but then they died. i just think that's interesting. i think we should just kill everyone. this is the best stuff. and now the kick. let's light him up. let's light him up. oh, he's up. oh, weapons are open. he got uzi. yeah, yeah, yeah. i got you. it's a p. oh, perfect. dream more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more. you're gambling.
49:23 of course i'm gambling. we have to do it now before the x, i saw that. $10. you see that? you see that? that was me. that was me. that was me. that was me. these are the land mines. yeah, i bought one. let's freaking go. i've never felt more ready. are we gonna kill him or? yeah, let's let him know. why am i on fire? why am i on fire? why am i on fire? it's the looking guy looking. sorry for copernicus.
50:23 i'm down guys. i got down. okay. okay. where are you? find a beer. oh my god. i got him. i got him. thank you. i'm down. you lit him up. i just went fucking crazy there. hey, good job. maybe not. we owned them.
51:03 do we have to kill the viewing entities anyway? yeah. okay. my god. where did he go man? they're gone. i don't. does the trap kill you guys? no, i lit myself on fire 100 times. i think we're done right? yeah. don't we need to mop? yeah, i'll mop.
51:39 copernicus took out the trash for us. i kind of pre fired the mopping. smart though. so you lose 30 cents. it adds up. i thought that was, i thought we were gonna all die. i was scared. jackpot! so he's really cleaning it up. yeah, i'm cleaning up at the casino is what i'm cleaning up. i mean, what do you mean? i just turned one coin to ten. it's actually five? oh, bus is here. bus is here.
52:19 i saw that ryan, i saw you losing money. generational loss. there is no bus driver, is that okay? is that normal? it's a tunnel. should we call it here? we should. it is 2 11. i do want to see how we screwed this up though. what do you mean? you literally went out and just killed so many people.
52:57 yeah, we were yeah that says i we all shot just like some people for no reason. i feel like no shit or die though. we let everyone shit in our place. human beings shit, aliens don't shit. alien shit? everybody shits. not brown!
53:16 you mean aliens can shit brown? i told you her left leg was extremely elongated beyond anything. okay, so they're asking me to be ableist. they're basically asking me to be ableist. and i told you the other person was human. wait, screech was right. his neck was abnormally long. i told you.
53:41 he was a freak of nature. it was like so slightly longer than the average person's neck. i mean, it would be so crazy if we killed him, but we didn't kill the abnormally long leg, by the way. our philosophy is so flimsy by the way. it's just how we're feeling. wait, wait, wait. is it because the first doppelganger was a lady?
54:05 and the other guy was a bald male. all it said in her profile is right leg is shorter than left leg. it checked out. it didn't say by agreed. two feet. it didn't say by two centimeters. agreed. like, what are you supposed to do? and they didn't even talk about ray's neck by the way. the other guy didn't even have anything about the long neck. no, i was just staring him down. he got the heebie jeebies. he gave me the egg. i got the egg from him.
54:35 all right, co workers. never mind. it's saved next day. there you go. it's a new night. we almost beat the game. we do. it's like five nights left. is that a zombie? i think that's it. did i get you? did i scare you? you should play the barking game. i think you'd be freaking out.
55:14 you're already pre gaming. oh damn. one thing they're missing, there should be like an emo wheel. well, i guess you kind of got it already. with my taunts. yeah, with the outfits. or dances.