Bet you never considered this argument (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 y'all, um, this is pacific rim. this is a category five kaiju that's coming out of the water in pacific rim 100%. oh shit. it's not dune. it's not dune. this looks like a fuck ass like michael bay like helicopter shot of some dudes on their way to subway or something like that. it's not dude. could you i don't think you're a star wars.
0:36 could you be like, i don't know, wrath of the titans, which i've never seen, but maybe that's like releasing the kraken. it is star wars! oh shit, this is a j.j. abrams joint. this is the force awakens, bro. never mind. this is my favorite one, the last jedi. never mind. this is the third one that i haven't seen, the rise of the skywalker. rise of skywalker. that's a good one, man.
1:10 can i say something before star wars fans get mad at me? well, i mean a little too late because i said the last jedi was my favorite and i wasn't being sarcastic. but when i said this can't be star wars, it's because it actually, this shot looks too bad. this shot looks too bad to fit into what i think star wars looks like.
1:32 so i was actually glazing all of the other star wars movies by saying that this could not possibly be it because these look like they come from spirit halloween. the costumes, that is. it also, to me, it doesn't really make sense that someone in star wars would be using a mace but it's got lasers on it. they need something. they got blasters that shoot a beam at light speed, bro.
2:11 rage baiting chatters are gonna be commenting for 20 minutes now. bro, if you're still fighting over the last jedi, i mean, don't you have bigger problems? can't you guys, like, do the thing where the crips and the bloods, like, tie the bandanas together and all hate all the disney plus shows except for andor? i thought that was what was supposed to bring us all together. they deliberately made, like, four bad disney plus shows so all the star wars fans on both sides could heal the divide. they're cracking out over the odyssey now?
2:54 i haven't seen it yet, no spoilers. 89 on metacritic, pretty fucking good. pretty fucking good. that's up there. i mean, it's eight points over obsession, no disrespect to my boy, curry barker. after totaling more than 11,000 regular season yards, stephen jackson scored his... so he had 11,000 yards in a season. that's like, it's the best season that's ever been done. stephen jackson
3:37 he scored his first and only postseason td while playing for the ravens. i have absolutely no idea. have you seen curry's horror shorts? is that what chiblee's laundry hamper looks like on saturday morning? for those of you who aren't chib heads, he spends the whole week looking forward to getting a curry on friday nights.
4:04 and we love him for it. we love him for it. he did show the picture. he ate all of the curry out of the curry container, and then he put the container back in the fridge with like, i would say,
4:18 12 milliliters of sauce in the container and i'm not being facetious. you can go watch his vod. it was not like a layer of sauce at the bottom. there was like some accumulated sauce in the corners and he put it, he was like, oh, i couldn't possibly eat anymore. i'll have to rest tomorrow, which is so funny. that's crazy. but he, you know what? he made it work. he made it work. this pid wide receiver finished 2003 heisman runner up.
4:49 i don't know, man. dante hall? maybe it's haha clinton dix. maybe it's dante stallworth. could be. after leading michigan to a national title and later coaching the fab five, steve fisher was the head coach of this mountain west school, which mountain west team that might be good at basketball. the oklahoma sooners. wrong.
5:22 most populated us state that begins and ends with a vowel? i don't see how it couldn't be ohio. you are jenna ortega and ben stiller? are you jenna ortega? are you jenna ortega or are you kate mara? i think you're jenna ortega. don't give me matt leblanc, don't give me knoxville. this is obviously ben stiller. oh, you're right, it is rachel bilson. what does goldfish call its variety with flavors like extra cheesy pizza and cheddar jacked?
6:08 those are flavor blasted, i believe. craig robinson, patrice o'neill and david denman played warehouse workers on, that's right man, the office. a man with amnesia, yeah that's gonna be memento, obviously. number one hit on the billboard end of year hot 100 of 2025, die with a smile. i actually know this one, that's lady gaga. that's bruno mars and lady gaga and bradley cooper. we take those.
6:43 now i don't know if i've ever heard this song but i do know that it's... is it from the joker soundtrack or is it just a coincidence that it's called die with a smile? great song, radio overplayed it. still listen to the radio? i turned that shit off after they lied about the alien invasion back then. but you know apata? yeah, yeah, i know apata. apata is inescapable but it's a pretty catchy song. tickets, crane game, tokens,
7:32 pinball, things you'd see in an arcade these days. tree trunk, things with a bark, a swan song. swan song, cardinal directions, robin hood. you think this is... i feel like this is a red herring as crazy as it sounds. can't find the last one. satires, an epilogue.
8:13 a last dance, a swan song, and a farewell. the last part of an era. the grand finale. classical elements. cardinal directions. sees things there are four of. four suits. i've never seen the show but that must be true. and then things that... i don't know. i don't know the last one, bro. ending in parts of a car.
8:56 spoiler hood, tires and a tree trunk. how clever. alice in wonderland prequel called suits. magresta, you would love the descendants. i just found out they made a fifth descendants movie. crazy for me is a guy who's only seen number three. i don't know anything else about the descendants. apparently they're on like a fifth zombies movie too? and i'm not talking about 28 years later. i'm talking about...
9:25 zombies, the one with the segregated high school where it's half humans, half zombies. and then in like the third, the second one they have like vampires too. and then what's crazy, the third one i think is aliens. so like the vampires, the zombies and the humans are all integrated now and they get invaded by aliens.
9:49 but like every single what i mean it's it all takes place basically in high school so it's like trying to the the aliens don't really fit in well in high school and eventually they do. eventually they do. it is jay z's dream verse. he's like what he's watching. uh huh where's godzilla? i don't know how to do the rest of a jay z impression to be honest with you. that's will smith that does that. okay jay z goes at the start of umbrella he goes uh huh
10:33 yeah, he does that. tell me i'm wrong. i can't play it because rihanna's got hands, but tell me i'm wrong. gaslighting definition of russell westbrook? got to be russell westbrook with exactly a million. plus you already searched that yesterday. you don't need to search it today. might sound crazy. i really feel like russell westbrook is going to clear this. yeah, i mean, i don't really buy the data in this game, but either way, tesco is going to have several million.
11:22 i'm gonna say tesco probably over terminal illness. crazy to search terminal illness and they spit out an image of a doctor opening your head to find there's nothing inside of your skull. i'd say nra is probably above terminal illness here. spotify streams. little mix or the police? is little mix the band that camila cabello was in and then is not in? i mean the police are... i feel like the police are still gonna clear, man.
11:57 no sir, not that. i'm thinking of fifth harmony as dave bro. police got a clear dave. kind of close. ahmet kaya? i mean, not familiar with either artist, but dave is apparently... we're glazing dave. i kind of love the collar of this denim shirt. i got to say, i feel like i would really be rocking this collarless denim shirt with the buttons. just for that, i got to give it to dave.
12:28 i'm gonna say gorillaz is possibly one of the top 20 most popular bands on spotify and they probably clear ken carson if i had to guess. isn't ken carson like a radio dj or am i freaking out? maybe that's kit carson. coco beats battleship, no offense rihanna. also beats aeon flux with no picture. i honestly feel like super mario bros beats aeon flux. this is crazy because aeon flux is beyond saving.
13:04 super mario bros at least has a little bit of like b movie char. i wouldn't say it's i mean 4.2 is is mighty low on imdb. john jacob astor's pocket watch or roger bannister's running shoes? i feel like titanic guys would be all over this man. and then obviously it's the watch because we had this the other day maltese falcon statuette from the film sure why not? whatsapp. gotta imagine that's like couple billy.
13:54 oh, maybe $22 billion. okay. probably more expensive than a pair of shoes guys. we're we're on one today. are we literally we're right now? we're on a 24 out of 25 potential. there's no shot. okay. well, this is tough for me. vatican city has like 800 people. the era's tour was not three years long. it's gotta be vatican city. i honestly, i could have thought that this would be like 300 legs on a centipede.
14:30 it's legs on a centipede, it's not a hundred. there can be like, it varies. there's levels to this shit. legs on a centipede over countries in the world. i feel like buckingham palace might have a thousand rooms. maybe there's 10,000 islands in the philippines, bro. damn, we are kind of locked in today. that's really good. that was a pretty good performance. except that the mario movie took our perfect, which is crazy to me.
15:12 okay, this literally looks like something you would sell in king of retail. crispy fries with the damn... like they just edited out the mcdonald's box? kadena crispy fries salted. 21 ounces. i feel like this is insNLy cheap, man. i feel like it might be $5.99. really? it's just a pound of french fries. they are crispy. $8.99? am i fucking stupid? this isn't that much, man!
15:54 is this like when they put out an i'm rich app on iphone and they charged $1,000 for it? $15.99? $11.99? $12.49? i don't know man, that seems crazy. i don't buy a lot of frozen french fries but that seems a little on the high side. oh wait, it has 10 individual bags. i didn't even see that. 10 individual bags? gluten free and vegan. price of the spud just went up.
16:34 apparently, apparently i missed that. you know what? tajikistan's been good to us. never mind. well, in a way 13,000 is really good because we know it's like on the opposite side of the earth. how about brazil? that's basically as distant. how about australia?
17:11 3,000 here we go to volu to volu a thousand kilometers from to volu could always be micronesia that's a little cooler could always be kiribati or fiji or well, you know what? does this seem like it would be new zealand here? it feels like it would be which one of you was to volu. anyway, it feels like it'd be the solomon islands
17:47 could be wallace and fatuna, could be... we do this every time man. tuvalu, vanuatu, samoa of course, samoa is warmer, american samoa of course a territory in globla. togo, not tuvalu, i'm thinking of tuvalu again. well there's always new zealand,
18:28 and then of course out here you've somewhere out here you've got christmas island. sure you know what? marshall islands. that's cooler. i feel like it's when when i see it in chat it's going to be like oh of course it's this place. we had them in trade all and 90% of their exports are cuttlefish. i don't know it. i don't know it right now. tonga. oh god i even said togo and then went no not togo. tonga. tonga. tonga. tonga.
19:16 and i even know all about the tonga toast, man. you gotta remember, it's tonga time? i don't know if i know that one. i'm gonna go to box office game. july 8th, 2016. 2016 with a big disney movie, two years after frozen, could easily be a marvel movie, could easily be an adventure movie called coco, could easily be
20:02 it's not toy story 4. that was like a couple of years later. could be inside out. inside out was making hella money at the box office. oh, it's finding fucking dory. albert brooks' top billing motherfucker. albert brooks' top billing over ellen degeneres in finding dory. we need to have a little bit of a conversation to be honest, because that's crazy. that was not moana. moana came out in the fall. they don't get it, man.
20:34 $104 million opening feels a lot like this could be like jurassic world 2, which is called fallen kingdom. louis, starring louis c.k., it's the secret life of pets. stay away from her! it's crazy they made a sequel to this. who do, who, did patton oswalt, we already did this, right? patton oswalt took over the louis c.k. role. i think we've been down this road before. warner brothers, starring alexander skarsgard. i have a hard time believing that this could be the legend of tarzan.
21:16 i honestly just didn't think it had the legs to make it to 81 million by week two, but i guess so is wrong. can i say something with no ill will intended here? really disappointing filmography for a fellow who started as corporal hans landa.
21:42 now i'm not saying he has it because he's also been in django unchained, but like it used to be there was like five years where every time i saw christoph waltz was in a movie i was like oh so this movie is going to be good for sure and now whenever i see him i'm like this motherfucker again. this motherfucker again. here we go. he was in minions and monsters. yes he was. he played a guy with a german accent. how original. zac efron 2016. it could be neighbors 1. it's a comedy.
22:19 also starring anna kendrick. it's mike and dave need wedding dates? that's the one, man. they needed hot dates. they got hot messes. oh, man. universal. starring elizabeth mitchell. keep america great. this must be the purge election year. 72nd percentile. it's that easy, bro. starring frank grillo.
22:55 who is not jon bernthal? but imagine being me and looking up the cast of the odyssey for the first time and then realizing that they got jon bernthal playing menelaus. kind of, helm, helm, may i ask you something? may i ask you something, paris? does he say that? does he ever say that in the odyssey? nah. i mean, don't lie to me, hector. i need to ask you something. let me tell you something.
23:29 let me tell you something, helen. he says it in the trailer? shit. i know what kind of man you are. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! sounds like the french fried tater guy. you're talking about sling blade? that's more like a...mash taters.
23:59 french fried, potatoes. you know, there used to be a serious cottage industry doing a sling blade impression and now it's been like erased from the public consciousness. no one talks about sling blade anymore, man. sling blade was a cultural phenomenon. now nobody mentions it ever. look at what they took from us. i just want to see my boy billy bob back on top. what's a sling blade? i think he goes,
24:45 i'm to kill you with it. something like that. i've only, i literally saw it in like 1998 so i was like 10 years old. the movie must be good if that much of it sticks in my head because i saw it once 28 years ago and it's still there. new moana to the odyssey. you could see both of these this weekend if you wanted to and we got to go through calm fjor which is actually easy because he's in face off with john travolta who's in everything. we'll go jermaine clement
25:26 i feel like taking that back to men in black 3 is probably the move. and then, oh michael stuhlbarg, my goat. that's my goat, bro. and then you can't tell me you can't go michael stuhlbarg. wait a second. okay, the play is after the hunt julie roberts, matt damon, the odyssey, but since we have to do things a little bit different, or just maybe the instigators, matt damon, the odyssey, but nobody has ever seen this movie and i'm not convinced it really exists.
25:59 also scroll a little bit. you got tommy hanks, meryl streep, amy adams, jeremy renner, trumbo of course, steve jobs, pawn sacrifice looks to have tobey maguire, hitchcock, lincoln. i'm still trying to get to... oh wait, i can do it. seven psychopaths, sam rockwell, matchstick men, nicolas cage, face off, colm feore. then maybe you exit via
26:43 another column fiore movie to start building yourself back up. of course, you have to exit that way that's how the game is played now that i think about it how about paycheck 2003 and then ben affleck and then of course their best movie together the last duel with also the best haircuts and then the odyssey so much better than yesterday time 1 minute 49 seconds distance of 7 of course wayne johnson get smart and hathaway and hathaway and get smart, huh? who knew man who knew?
27:18 how'd we get settled on calm fior over swanky? no one in chat has a swanky as an aunt and we got someone in chat with calm fior as an uncle so we're it's now we're calm cool and collected bro. fuck they're discontinuing the nissan altima. ghibli you had a really bad take on stream yesterday and i want to hold your feet to the fucking fire because it's not okay for you to talk about shit that you don't have any experience in okay?
27:48 you said you rode a bike two times but you got pissed off because a car almost hit you. and then you said like, oh i don't understand why drivers are like, oh fuck there's a cyclist i guess i'll just almost crash into them. because you don't drive a car you don't know how bad it feels to slow down. when you're going the speed you want to go and then something impedes you from going the speed you want to go it causes serious psychic distress bro. you're like, oh i just want to go the speed i want to go.
28:19 i just, can you move out of the way so i can go the speed i want to go? cyclists don't understand, man. they don't understand, well they do understand because of how they treat stop signs but we don't need to get into all that. what we do need to get into, fuck doku. if i did this bit i'd get eight youtube comments saying i have a big ego and i started getting weird after quitting nicotine. i know you have it easier than me is what you're saying and i agree.
29:00 i did a bit, i forget, i was like satirically putting on airs and then i said, someone said, like i was like, you know what, we should just have everybody, oh no, you know what i said? i said if i could control the weather, i would make it rain at night.
29:16 so that during the day nobody's plans got impeded by the rain. and then someone in chat said, and they were being sarcastic and i thought it was very funny, they said, oh so fuck people that work third shift? and i said yeah you know what? fuck people that work third shift. fuck third shift nurses.
29:34 like keeping our hospitals running and keeping us healthy and then someone in my discord and i'm just like trying not to crash out on them because they do a job that makes them a hero but they're like a lot of people have sent me the clip of nl saying he hates third shift nurses. i'm a third shift nurse what the fuck and i'm like can we get some more nurses in chat to be like can you vouch for me on that one because if you see the bit in context
30:02 librarian clipped it out of context? i'm not even mad at librarian. that's what librarian does. it's like being mad at a frog for eating the fly. what i am mad at is a person who's so primed to get mad at clips, watching a clip that is obviously taken out of context and being like,
30:21 is there something deeper to this clip? yeah bro, it's the context. but i'm sure you're not keeping aware of how things are working in the world of streaming because you're literally like, incubating people and delivering medicine and shit like that. so like, you got more important things on the go, all i'm saying is stay in your lane, okay? stay in your damn lane. you let me do what i do and you do what you do, roy donk.
30:53 50 plus wins in their goalie career on florida. i mean, that's easy, bro. i'm going to say trevor kidd. i'm going to go a little different, a little out of the box, go trevor kidd on that one. really high save percentage in their career. jacob markstrom until last year. you know, i mean, the classic would just be luongo, but let me get a little john van beesbrook and then two plus shutouts in a season for florida. that'd be tough because it would require them to have some defense. there's no doubt, babrowski has done it.
31:28 you know what? i mean, jacob markstrom has done it, man. oh, but he must have played on the same team the season the stat was recorded. fuck it. get luongo out there. he's giving... i know i say this a lot. he's giving a little jerma. he's giving a little... he does look like he's from middle earth. trevor kidd looks a lot like he's from middle earth. and can i say, this sounds crazy, but john van beesbrook, he's kind of giving late 80s chow yun fat.
31:59 there's just the soft lighting and also the hair and the smile. obviously there's some differences, but it's kind of giving late 80s chow yun fat. as crazy as it sounds. pittsburgh 50 plus wins in his goalie career. two shutouts a season 89.9 save percentage. okay. 50 plus wins in his goalie career. i'm just, is this insane? jean sebastien aubin. he's trying to think of a third penguins goalie that could hit the spot here.
32:34 and then, i mean, you're playing flurry and you're playing barrasso. the only question is where and how do you spell barrasso? oh shit, i forgot he played in the 80s, man. now i'm typing bomb, tarasso. or damascus aura, bro. okay, give me, i don't know, flurry, he probably has over an 89 save percentage. maple leaves 50 plus wins in his goalie career. yeah, bro, i'm going to say turk broda. turk broda.
33:08 from 1936 to 1952. bro looks like he should have a light bulb lighting up in his mouth. you look like uncle fester bro. and then 89.9 plus save percentage. you know what i mean the give in for two plus shutouts is you go felix the cat. no no we're getting one. oh i didn't do the thing where i could keep playing. who would i? let's play curtis joseph in this middle spot here. you like lion cheesing? i like lion cheesing.
33:45 i like anytime you add a new piece of kite. it's like when i started learning mandarin and then all of a sudden every annoying person on earth was like, well why don't you learn korean instead? it's not when the whole time i was learning no languages nobody said, hey why don't you learn korean? but as soon as you start learning chinese everyone's like weird that you wouldn't pick korean. same thing whenever you add an emote. all of a sudden everyone becomes like an emote anthropologist.
34:08 i just don't understand how this has a different use case than i can't and to split the usage between i can't and lion cheesing is just created like... bro, i mean you gotta... do you ever take a step back? you ever go third person and look at the back of your fucking head? what the fuck are you doing? observe thyself, bro. it's a waste of your damn time. everyone was pretty stoked about i can't shit though. i can't shit is a good one and let's fucking shit.
34:40 your wife's korean though? yeah bro, we already got someone in the tandem that speaks english. we already got dps on the team. i'm gonna pick up some fucking support characters. are you stupid? i don't need to learn korean to speak to my wife. we both speak english bro. just think about it for half a second. they don't know anything about team comp bro. they don't know anything about team comp. i always assumed you spoke korean. yeah people assume that about me all the time. it's a common streamer myth i have to dispel.
35:34 people are always coming up to me saying, uh, shilla hamni da and i gotta go no, sorry sorry i forgot how to say i don't speak korean. i gotta think about it. i don't know how to say it, bro i know how to say honguk mao moteo. that's like i don't know. i don't know korean i think i used to say korean does not exist which i think is like honguk mao opsoyo, but anyway russell crowe in an oscar nominated film. well, it's got to be the pope's exorcist
36:21 and then 1990 to 2009. he's done movies in this period from 1990 to 2009. he's in some movies. oscar nominated, i mean there's a ton. you think american gangster must have been nominated for like most badass scene or something like that. and then trying to pick something that'll be a little lighter on the percentages. but my, what's this one? you know the one i'm talking about? he's like that on the cover. i can picture him but i can't remember.
36:58 i can't remember what it's called. obviously he's in gladiator, a beautiful mind, la confidential. what else is russell crowe? oh, you know what? he's in the mummy, but that came out way later. i'll give you an la confidential. maybe it'll be a little lower in there. what's this one? i'm going to know it when i see it. not cinderella man, but that is another boxing movie he's in. he's on the poster looking like this. he's younger. he's on the
37:39 no, no, no, no. no, you guys don't know. it turns out you guys don't know. nobody knows. he's in multiple boxing movies. romper stomper! that freddie babe! sin a too noodle legend! everyone's like, you're thinking of cinderella, man. freddie babe like an angel from on high. yes, i'm thinking of romper stomper. he's on the cover going like this.
38:14 are you sure you're not thinking of cinderella man? bro, i know everything about cinderella man, the movie and the song by rush, okay? no, he's not. go get letterboxd, patron tier and then look at all the posters, bro. oscar nominated film with gwyneth paltrow, probably iron man 3. oscar nominated, okay, well, i mean, obviously shakespeare in love. i feel like marty supreme is going to be getting a ton of play right here. we got to try to dodge the marty supreme.
38:46 benicio 1990 to 2009. we played golden balls. that one that might be one of my deepest polls. thank you criterion channel. and then another benicio. there's no shot that sick. oh, you know what? traffic was nominated for 3000 oscars. and then sicario is also a classic benicio romp.
39:16 and then gwyneth, i mean we could fill it out very easily. she's not in keeping the faith, that's jenna elfman. not to be confused with jenna elfman. i mean what has gwyneth paltrow been in? i feel like, i mean is there a chance there's just a goop movie? a goopy movie? because i don't really want to play avengers.
39:52 but now in my head i can't not play endgame and the reason is i'm picturing the scene close to the end where she flies in in the in like the iron man suit and i'm picturing like her face green screened into the suit and i'm in my head i'm laughing, i'm laughing at it. i mean there's obviously there's like emma but you got to get the right emma and then she's in sliding doors which i guess is just my classic
40:22 1990s gwyneth paltrow play. i'll take it man. what are top 20%? that's ruthless. yeah, i really thought that golden balls might be the lowest. you're right. she is in shallow hal. shallow hal would have fit in nicely there. wait, who's in scary movie? gwyneth paltrow in scary movie 1? she is in gold member, that's right. she played in scary movie 1, man. at the very beginning. no, okay, gold member she's at the very beginning, but
41:15 nobody knows. nobody knows. i don't know why. freddy, freddy, are you here? you're the only reliable source here. freddy, save us. save us, freddy. maybe freddy hasn't seen scary movie in a while. cat tail. a noun meaning any of a genus. squee mish. an adjective meaning each. auction. a noun meaning a say blemish. a verb meaning to spoil. rescue. a verb mean... so far so good, man. ...inoculate. a verb meaning to...
42:04 inoculate i think it has two n's two c's because people are typing it in chat the same way i spelled it bro digression a noun meaning the act or an chancellor a noun meaning the secretary holy shit devious an adjective meaning a type of sinister an adjective dude we gotta go back to the summer of 2022. i honestly think we need to, chipley are you still here? we need to bring the 2022 summer culture back what do i mean by that?
42:51 it might be 2021. we need the milk crate challenge to come back. i need to be walking by jonathan rogers park in vancouver, british columbia and see people with milk crate challenges set up and then just post up and wait to see them fall on their fucking ass. and i need to get linked to videos of high school kids calling shit devious licks and it's just them like stealing the wall mounted hand dryer from the bathroom in the school.
43:19 that was a good summer for viral content, okay? people were cooking back then. not if you were a dorm ra, bro. it's so funny that it's justfin again. they got the trauma around the massages and the trauma around being an ra in the dorms. why do you keep saying justfin? that's their name! i'm not mispronouncing justin, that's their name! hummock. a noun meaning a rounded knoll or hillock. hummock. couldn't be anything else.
44:06 foley a noun meaning sound effects. colly calumny a noun meaning a misrepresentation intended to harm another's reputation calumny originates from middle english calumny sourced from middle french and latin calumny. okay a noun meaning a misrepresentation intended to harm another's reputation
44:30 piniont, a noun meaning the terminal section of a bird's wing including the carpus, metacarpus, piniont, cormorant, a noun meaning any... okay, cormorant, if you know pokemon, that's a joke. hello? we were so fucking close, bro. we were damn close. yeah, inoculate having one n seems fucked up because get innocuous by lcd sound system obviously has two ns.
45:08 how the hell does he know cramorant? give me an opportunity to tell the same joke anytime this comes up. you won't stop talking about pokemon. look at, there's someone in chat right now called fluffiest leafy on. like it's such a common special interest that i, of course you just pick up ambient information about shit. anytime there's something on the screen that has an analog in pokemon, like 5,000 people are like, that looks like cramorant.
45:38 you can't not know something about pokemon at this point. even my mom, who has never played pokemon, she doesn't call it pikachu anymore. in 1997, she was calling it pikachu. now she says that's pikachu. she knows 100%. don't pretend you don't know it from pokemon go. well, people are saying cramorant's obscure is literally one of the starting pokemon in pokemon unite, the moba that came out for switch. i thought you guys were real pokemon heads. turns out you don't know shit.
46:05 you don't know fucking anything about you know less than i do about pokemon. that's fucking crazy. embarrassing. okay, bro, you look like golem? i fucking wish, bro. i fucking wish. this is salami from hungary. when you go to the deli section at the grocery store, they really expect your ass to care where the salami's from, huh? oh, this shit's italian. this is hungarian. this is german. this is from genoa. like, i don't know, bro. just give me whatever's on sale. to the west of italy. spain?
46:59 salchicon? of course i'd yum it. might kill you, but i'd yum it. this looks like, uh... this definitely looks like it's from china, bro. noodles with tomato egg sauce. they're not fucking around with the names. not fucking around with the names at all. sure, why not? that looks good as fuck. cinnamon almond calvados. calvados? sounds spanish. let's guess spain. borders to the northeast. let's guess france.
47:41 boom. it's that easy. gastronomical genius. i mean, we beat the average on this every day. everyone else is just telling me there's a pokemon named after salami. it's salumus and he's a sausage and he evolves into paparoni or something like that. don't even tell you it's salomens. salomens is based on some kind of... i don't even know what... he's based on a thermometer or something, that color scheme. he ain't looking right. that's what i'm trying to say. food guesser.
48:28 plate off. joll murray or popover? bread wins every battle and it should. guiabatta. some kind of jellied cake or an avocado soup? i have to go with the jelly cake man. you know what, fair enough. caraway seed cake or crochetta de caltenissetta. just don't see a way this couldn't be one of the best things you've ever eaten. bee sting. excuse me. get off the
49:12 oh my god, food guesser, what are you doing man? can i just say i'm glad they put food at the end of it. otherwise that would have been even worse, but that's really bad. it's called that. they could have put like a, they could have put a little warning over it first to say my heart rate got spiked man. let's go with a lemming. this looks really good. i don't want to eat the rice salad. cocoa bread versus jalebi.
49:53 i mean the bread looks a little basic, but bread is always good. this kind of looks like worms, but it also... i mean looking at the ingredients, it looks like it would taste amazing? maybe not? this is the shit that like hannibal's eating. this is like freddy lowns' femur or something like that. that's that i'm pretty sure at first they hit us with a word that they shouldn't be hitting us with and now it's a human femur.
50:27 versus a cake that looks really, i mean this looks good too, don't get me wrong, but we'll have to go with the cake on that one. cheddar cheese, phyllo dough, ricotta cheese, yeah man, yeah that's about as good as food can get. sweet potato soup with sweet potatoes, rock candy and ginger? yeah, we're gonna be taking anything else. this one's tough for me, because like i'm sure that the algerian biscotti is good, but coffee crisp is really, really good man.
51:06 coffee crisp is like a easy to eat tiramisu right off the shelf. listen, i'm not saying that's overrated, but they're heavily underrating the coffee crisp. it is crazy they just showed the wrapper. they should at least show like a cross section, man. they nerfed it. loaded crab fries or fritz's wiener? yeah, man, i'm not getting the 18 pound loaded crab fries at the mariners game. i don't care what big dumper just signed. he's not getting the dime off of me.
51:58 to go with fritz's wiener on that one. yorkshire pudding wrap versus sausages wrapped in a giant yorkshire pudding. so this is the same. it's can i say something? i think they stepped their game up. i don't know if maybe this is the same chef in 2023 and then two years later, but they've, they've really upped their game. what? okay. the bombay sandwich. it's the same price putting a pie and the samosa in a bun. like
52:38 a pie in a bun is, i've come to accept it as that's what they see as normal in england. but a pie and the samosa in the bun is just so crazy. but this obviously looks better. am i, is this, are they doing a thing where on fridays the one that looks worse gets the votes? this one is not even close. everything about this is better, including the price. a tray of 10 sausages or wild, it's a tray of 10 sausages by a mile.
53:15 the mark light shake special. a philly cheesesteak vanilla ice cream, vanilla syrup and a mini cheesesteak sandwich or pimento cheese milkshake? vanilla ice pimento cheese? i mean what one looks better? i guess this one looks a little better if i had to say. this is easy. which one looks better? the chicken balti pie in a roll on the left.
53:54 a tub of insects versus a tub of grasshoppers. they're really selling the tub of grasshoppers at the mariners game? i mean, i'll tell you that this tub looks less bad, but this is a lot cheaper. i think it has a better chance. cart on water. bottle of water without cap. three pounds twenty versus water in a box.
54:30 i have to go, it's not just because it's cheaper. this just seems, it seems more satisfying to drink from. end it as a cap. it's the right, don't overthink this one. homemade scone with jam and cream or homemade banana and chocolate cake. i feel like this one could go either way. they both look good but i'm gonna go with the cake on that one. fair enough, they were really close man. community average 5.9. i still think that the first two, they wired wrong.
55:08 the picture was like objectively better on the one that i picked. they put the wrong value in the back end or something for those. those were not set up properly. along with a few cameos, hbo's westworld and aussie soap opera neighbors are the primary acting credits of luke. kevin in the 2016... oh, it's a hemsworth. of course he's the... well, but dementis is not really... he is the villain.
55:45 but also, the crazy thing about furiosa is when you're watching it, you're like, i can't remember what happens in furiosa now that i think about it. he had some points. he needed resources. i remember he needed some resources and he and furiosa was stopping him from getting them, i think. you're like, i wish i was watching fury road. bro, i gave furiosa three and a half. people were basically, they stopped one step short of basically telling me to end my own life.
56:22 i gave it a three and a half, which by the way is a good score. people were like, it's one of those things where i think they wanted it to succeed at the box office and it didn't do well. so when i gave it a three and a half, eight months after it came out, they were like, you were the reason that it fucking failed. and we need more movies like this. we need more people like me that watched it for free, downloading it from the internet, but then gave it a five on letterboxd.
56:52 because some of the people that read my five star review would then go pay for the movie and watch it, and then they would make more movies like that. but you're hurting the movie because you paid to watch the movie, and then you left a review that dampened the effect of the movie's virality for other people. capable of inhibiting the creation in cell walls and bacteria, what compound became the first known bactlactum? it's the type of shit that drummer was saying in the expanse.
57:25 you back to lack them. remember they were always saying some shit like, what were they calling people in the expanse? ben, you bento loada. they were, yeah, you belta loada. they were always saying stuff like that. maybe like ricin, i don't know. still used to treat syphilis. world war ii era scientists were able to mass produce what medicine? maybe penicillin. yeah, good luck getting it now though.
57:58 what title character of a frederick schiller play gets in trouble with the law for refusing to bow to the cap of the tyrant governor gessler? i don't know. the play that inspired what rossini opera whose jaunty overture was used as the theme music for both the lone ranger tv show and radio show? figaro? oh, it's william tell! why didn't you say that? shooting an apple? if they'd made that the first clue, i would have gotten it easily.
58:34 during the great depression, eight page comic strips with often raunchy content were slangily known as bibles from what city? it's gotta be chicago, man. never mind, it's baja california. tijuana bibles? that's kinda swag. need three names. a shaco, a red striped sleeping cap, and a chef's tuc are the traditional headgear of what group of siblings? oh my god, it's snap, crackle, and pop, man.
59:20 that's fucking crazy. a red striped sleeping cap? i don't even, i don't think i could picture them. i don't think i could picture snap, crackle and pop. and i certainly didn't know they were brothers, bro. co workers, sure. have you tried piggle? it's where you try to guess the weight of a pig. wait, wait, wait. dead ass though? piggle. having a hard time finding it. see the date? oh, wait.
1:00:01 oh, i see it's jenny's game. jenny, where are you? you're in accepting chatters to post this or was that you that posted about it? i'm not saying i won't play it. i'm not jenny, but i gave her the idea. jenny's web connects us all. we'll put that on the back burner for now. we'll go to what have we done? we've done everything. we've done nothing. there's no new disorderly today. i'm sorry to say, but of course we have everybody's favorite dull juxtapost that
1:00:52 what has a higher population weighted mean elevation? all these hard hitting questions. i'm assuming close to nepal has a higher population weighted mean elevation. old houses? tough for me. i'm going to say alabama. wrong. more people with a business degree has to be ontario. more people who have individual income under 50k? i don't think it...retirees, bro. it's got to be zero.
1:01:25 higher percentage of adults who don't sleep much? this one's tough for me. and i'll tell you why there's a couple of reasons why this is tough for me. alaska gets fucked up daylight patterns where they are dark almost all the time in the winter and light all the time in the summer. but i'm also like with i mean this as a compliment as a guy who's been to alaska a few times, i feel like there's not that much to do outside. i feel like it's a
1:01:55 maybe wake up early, get home early, go to bed angle. whereas in minnesota, there's maybe you can see some shows or something like that. so i feel like there might be, there's more like a nightlife here and here there's like, i feel like people be sleeping, man. well, didn't hold up to any kind of rigor at all, but do the accent. the minnesota accent, can i get a caesar salad? can i get a caesar salad?
1:02:32 yeah, i'm ready. excuse me, miss. i'm ready to order. can i get a chicken caesar salad? i'll take a chicken caesar salad, but can you replace the caesar with ranch? can you... can you replace the... can you replace the caesar dressing in my caesar salad with ranch dressing?
1:02:58 it's good to be... it's gotten better? honestly, probably learning the tones in mandarin has really helped out my caesar sialid bit. because i've unlocked like new muscles in my mouth that can make sounds i've never been able to make before. my caesar... my caesar... my caesar sialid. excuse me, waiter. my caesar salid doesn't have enough ranch on it. my caesar salid doesn't have enough ranch on it. i think it's pretty good. fuck you guys.
1:03:36 it's kind of jack nicholson. no, it's not. jack nicholson is more like, how about you get him his caesar salad and after that, how about you get me an egg salad sandwich? how about you get him his ranch caesar salad and you get me an egg salad sandwich? okay? something like that. that's just too much to read. british fantasy novels.
1:04:12 that depict julius caesar and descartes and aristotle. am i insane? was doctor who written in the 1720s, bro? it was set on an island. are you paradise lost? gulliver's travels, whatever. deaths by edged and blade weapons. translators from ancient greek. orators. this is socrates, bro. this is cicero. 1964 non fiction books.
1:04:51 i just don't know. that's quotations from chairman mao tse tung. just once i'd like a book with like a leather fucking... i don't even know what you call it, a leather sleeve like this? 1943 establishments in virginia. the pentagon? we're on the board, y'all. we're on the board. battles involving sparta and the achaemenid empire. encirclement's last stand. the battle of thermopylae, bro. yeah, i know the name. i'm not typing 300. i know the fucking name.
1:05:33 american male characters in sitcom. you're barney fife, bro. as played by don knotts. 1990s photographs of the sagittarius arm. i don't know the name of any space photographs except for like big blue marble or whatever it's called. oh yes, i know pillars of creation. of course i know pillars of creation, bro. portuguese traditions? never gonna get that right, but you do you.
1:06:10 18th century english painters. william hogarth. bro, that is john malkovich. 100% john malkovich. 19th century revolutions in france. it's the hardest catfishing i've ever seen in my life, man. i have absolutely no idea. the paris commune. i got three? absolutely no... i could have gotten pillars of creation and ended up here. i'm a little upset with myself for that one.
1:06:58 bro missed my suggestion? was your suggestion just the answer in chat? that's kind of the point, man. yeah? alright, well, you know, bro doesn't know the french revolution. savage animal, the french revolution is from the 18th century, okay? thank you for putting some bait in chat that i could respond to. find someone even less knowledgeable about this stuff than me. you don't know shit about robespierre that you didn't see on tv, okay? 138 degree angle. 146. 144.
1:07:49 that would have been devastating to my chances. oooooooh! we get those. and a two streak on the angle is so huge. i like that. if it hadn't been for thermopylae joe, i'd survive that battle a long time ago. persians are coming, spartans will go, where did you come from, thermopylae joe? that that yeah, okay, okay. did you guys know cod and eye joe has been popular again for like maybe two or three years at this point? all the kids at my daughter's camp know cod and eye joe.
1:08:36 did it ever leave? i mean it left if you didn't grow up in a place that like did square dancing. because i was around, believe it or not, when it first hit man. we were dancing to that shit in gym class like the year it came out. and having our minds blown by like mental floss telling us that it was some swedish band who made it. what a fucking shot dude. this one's got to be something like that. lay it up. i mean this, just a feather touch man.
1:09:29 he is on one today. and then just a feather touch. that's all right, we can two stroke that one. i don't want to three stroke him. actually this is i would have had the two stroke from this position maybe anyway. focus on the positives bro. nice little layup. take the shot if you have to. that one's gonna cost us a couple percent. okay, now hold on hope. i mean there's some serious shots that went into that.
1:10:27 did you know that cod and i, joe is not just the rednecks version? it's an original song that predates the american civil war. nah, man, i don't watch youtube, okay? but that's interesting. i'm gonna bring that up next time i hear this song to everybody that's around me. i'll let you know what they say. fuck me, i guess? i didn't say fuck you. i just responded the way that my heart told me to. i responded in a way that was honest to my... to my... the way that the information met me. and now they're saying fuck me. they're saying fuck me for being honest.
1:11:14 they said, tell me sweet little lies. try a mountler. guess the number of things in a jar. that actually sounds awesome. that sounds incredible. i will never change my stream title, by the way, because i watched a youtube short that told me the more chat messages you get, the better discoverability you get in the twitch algorithm. and you posting the message once every 30 seconds telling me the emojis in the title are breaking your tv. i mean, i'm moving, i'm climbing the directories.
1:11:55 i don't know, it's gonna take a while to get to the top of just chatting. i should put myself in disc golf masters real quick, but male gaze plus runtime exceeding two hours plus slightly brown tinted color grading equals academy award for best picture release year. okay? i'm just thinking you have like a beautiful mind, titanic. you would imagine this would probably be the 2000s or the 2010s. you think this could possibly be green book? the low scores and the fact that it won best pick, okay, no.
1:12:39 quintessential oscar bait. period piece. character with a disability. long portion of time in old age makeup. repends a lot. utilizes a maximalist score. moral of the story. don't marry your professor. is this...um...oh it's a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...
1:13:21 release year had fellowship of the ring and this one best picture. is this really a beautiful mind? did i really say it right off the bat and then it... can i say something? i didn't know motherfuckers hated a beautiful mind this much. i saw it 2006 i'm gonna say and i thought it was pretty good. i didn't realize that maybe i haven't seen it with 2026 eyes. all i remember is adam smith was... adam smith was wrong. adam smith was wrong.
1:14:04 i mean of all the things that you could accuse of being oscar bait, a beautiful mind is like... i mean there's no crash. let's put it that way. in my opinion anyway. cut... cut the shape perfectly in half. oh my god. is crash the most overrated movie of all time? no bro, everyone hates it. most overrated movie of all time? there's probably minions and monsters based on the delta between how the movie actually is and how people are talking about it. you don't need to save the image, that's fine.
1:15:07 that's it right there, man. oh, we were right on the cusp too. i think i'm 51 49, like i counted as a win. it's not an epic win, but it's a win. and then amount le, amount le. i don't want amount left, i want amount le. amount le, we gotta stop just making the website le at the end. it makes it impossible to search, bro. amount le daily game.
1:15:54 it's a mountlet.dev. okay, thank you for that. how many are inside? count as they drop. objects are filling the container. try to keep track. well, obviously that's not going to happen. yeah, yeah, i'd say there's 28 of them. i can live with that. absolutely, i can live with that. okay, so that was the tutorial. well, that's insane. that's...
1:16:41 that's 71 capsules. damn, wasn't even close. that's 39 rhombuses. now we're fucking cooking. that's a ton, man. that's like, i'll say that's 145 in the ballpark. i can live with that. 79. what the fuck?
1:17:37 are you troll? no, it wasn't. that was not 150. this one to me, this one seems easy, bro. it's going to be less than you think. 31. i always think there's less things in the jar, man. i always think this is a great game, but i always think there's less things in the jar that can make the rotation for sure. oh shit. it's 202 time for bandle.