Thank you for the stimmy check Thunk (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 connections done pissed me off today. that's honestly great news. i always love when a dull is actually difficult. a lot of people hate it because the number one search trend worldwide is wordle hints, but i don't mind, man. this is obviously hacksaw ridge. oh, there's no dinosaurs in hacksaw ridge, i'm assuming. this is jurassic park, fallen kingdom. this is one of the jurassic world movies. dominion, okay.
0:33 i do... if i could go back to guess number one, i feel like... can i say, framed low key has the funniest player base of any of the dolls. people guessing cowboys and aliens is so funny. and you're gonna say that's stupid. bro, they know it's not an alien. they're guessing cowboys and aliens because it's funny to get the guess wrong. like, the land before time, dawn of the planet of the apes, they're just having fun with it, man. cowboys and aliens kind of good. libby, i have to ask you,
1:08 because i respect your taste because you actually put your money where your mouth is and went to chris angels. i'm doing the acronym in my head. chris angels, cab blip, chris angels, burgers, ah what's the what's the l in is not burgers chris angels breakfast lunch and pizza that's it breakfast lunch and pizza but when was the last time you saw cowboys and aliens and i'll i'll put my i'll put myself
1:44 unnoticed as well. i saw it once in theaters when it came out and i've, i mean that was 15 years ago. things have changed in my life. i thought back then it was bad. maybe it would have about two years ago. maybe it's time to go back and revisit cowboys and aliens. maybe there's something about it that in 2026 reads better than it would have read in 2011 when it came out. first half hour is really fun.
2:21 not to put my personal trauma on you, but i had to walk from my neighborhood in daegu to the gyeongsanbukdo home plus that had a movie theater in it. so that was like a two hour walk to go to the theater to see cowboys and aliens and then a two hour walk back. so for me, what's the bernie sanders ptsd tweet? it's like, for me, bernie's voice is the sound of my dad putting his key into the front door on the way home from work.
2:51 so for me, cowboys and aliens is me when bernie sanders yells, okay? which is to say it's not good, i think. but it's been a while since i've seen the tweet. nfl, bill belichick was an assistant coach for this team where he helped them to win two super bowls. could it be cowboys and aliens? maybe the 49ers? derek favors got drafted third overall by this eastern conference team.
3:36 who sucked in 2010, probably the raptors, bro. this predators defenseman had 73 assists in 2022. actually low key a difficult question, but not if you know hockey. now i understand how when i get like the nfl and the nba questions wrong, people are like, how did you get that? how did you not know that? bro, you don't know roman yossi, the one time norris trophy winner? damascus is the capital of syria. you are jessica chastain and michael fassbender.
4:10 or the dude who plays reacher, but i think you're michael fassbender. star pal's kids' meals are offered by, i'm gonna say carl's jr. because they have a star in their logo. last comic standing ran on what network? seems like an abc joint, never mind. lead role in lara croft tomb raider? yeah, that one's gonna be angelina jolie, bro.
4:37 along with hits like greedy and x's, this pop star has had notable relationships with nhl player cole sillinger and singer rapper the kid l'aquoir. i'm gonna say that's tate mcrae. that's correct. holy cow. i mean, not a difficult one, but we were kind of cooking today. it's on nb... oh, i should have known it was on nbc, bro. the kid l'aquoir. columbus blue jackets mentioned, there's a first time for everything.
5:22 to be honest with you. can you imagine kid lacroix? bro, they made it! it's called bubbly pop. it has 20 calories per can and actually tastes pretty good. but i mean, dr. pepper, zero, still zero calories per can. and san pellegrino, zero calories per... i don't even know what you... it's zero calories per lake, per ocean? i'm on that sparkling ice shit. go to someone's got to, okay?
6:04 i only see sparkling ice when i go to my parents' house. i think it's the number one beverage of adults who have a costco membership and don't want to drink their calories. but drinking the sparkling ice for me, you know when you would go to like a friend's house and they would offer you some juice and then you would
6:22 be drinking it and you're like, this isn't juice. this is like, i don't even know how to describe it. this is like some kind of, is this freshy or something like this is kool aid. that's how sparkling ice tastes to me. it's like, it's something, it came out of a laboratory. i'm sure a lot of them came out of a laboratory, but
6:42 i wanted a soda they gave me a fresca. well, here's the thing, i think fresca is a soda. but you know what's different? did anyone here ever have chubby soda that came in a tiny bottle and you could only buy it at the dollar store or like giant tiger and stuff like that? when your friend says, hey, i've got a pineapple soda, do you want to try? and you're like, yeah, that's awesome. and then it turns out he gives you a chubby instead of the crush, like a pineapple crush. stings, bro. my grandpa used to drink like
7:12 maybe like four chubbies an afternoon and it wasn't it was different back then it was the chubby didn't have the same connotation back then they're 40 cents but they're 50% sugar i'm hearing this is a bad thing and you're probably right. meadow characters from the sopranos alexa harold where's mod bro? motto sound menu icon menu link button elements of a web page
7:57 things to click. there you go. bubble tea. trumpet. let's think of things with a big straw. things with pearls. things with pearls, bro! bubble tea oyster. whiz the pearls of wisdom. pearls of bubble tea. pearls before swine. pearls and oysters. portobello. meadow. blair? i mean, it sounds crazy, but like, these are all... no, no, no. this is stupid.
8:34 trumpet, blair and sound are all... oh, these are associated. for some reason i was like, it's two real names and two things that sound like names. two homophonic words for names. trumpet, blair, sound and harold. this is to celebrate the arrival of something. to announce. saks portobello, meadow, alexa. starting with alcohol... ah!
9:07 ah, starting with alcoholic beverages. ale, mead, port and sake. it's literally like the, holy cow. it's like the, i don't know how to describe it without being rude, but like your most annoying friends, the first four alcohols that your most annoying friend would think of. ale, mead, port and sake. that's crazy. where's a beer, man?
9:40 they could have put vodka roni or something up there. they could have put ginuwine like the rapper. just give me a beer, something like that. whatever happened to beer? how fucked up is it that there's that bar in kingston? it's probably been out of business for like 15 years at this point. it was called the ale house go inside nightclub. whatever happened to truth in advertising? no ale? just vodka crayons? ale house is still around and it's popping? hey, if you... i don't know what
10:28 i was gonna say what age you are. i don't know how old you are or when you went to queens university or what you're doing in kingston. what's the hot bar in kingston? when i was in school, it was like, i mean, if you wanted to get crunk, you went to stages. it's still stages. the oral tradition lives on. damn greasy ass stages. and the grizz, grizz was like cougar central.
11:02 when i went to school. i also, not to be honest with you, i was not qualified for the job that i got. i had an interview at the grizz once for a busboy position and they were like, yeah, you're hired, we'll call you. they fucking never called me. my ass was sitting at home waiting by the phone wondering when the fuck the call would come in. i'm still waiting, bro. that was 20 years ago. any damn day now.
11:41 you never know, they could still get to you. librarian, were you here for the start of the stream? i need your pronunciation help. this is how i'm going to introduce myself to people from now on. no pressure, but type fast. it's okay? i can live with that. i can live with it being okay. i am an electric influencer.
12:15 my teacher told me that tian dong is electric motion, which means video games in chinese. the direct translation, apparently it might be i am like an electrical movement influencer. sounds like you're an engineer. that would be better. that would be more aura for me for sure. nei jiad ras bula. i have no idea, man. i'm going to say ras bula? i would have thought this was pretty close to be honest. i'm going to say flowers.
13:10 i'm gonna say manchester united. that's gonna clear christianity. a lesser streamer would say... they would make a joke to draw some parallels between the two, but i'm not gonna do that. i'm not gonna do that. i am going to say that christianity gets way more searches. and i'm gonna continue my perfect run. jamie foxx or the game? jamie foxx been on some tracks. the game been on some tracks.
14:00 i mean, you got slow jams, you got hustle blood by big boi, probably some songs off the dreamgirls soundtrack. you got all the g units, well, maybe that's not the game. and then hated or love it, i always thought of it as the game featuring 50 cent, but it might be 50 cent featuring the game. or maybe they did like a little bit of both, like slow jams is on college dropout, but it's also on overnight celebrity, right? i still gotta go with that, oh, that's low, man. we still get there. green day will clear.
14:43 green day will clear steve martin. jimi hendrix probably clears steve martin, if i had to guess. acdc probably over jimi hendrix. lots of like high school baseball tournaments and stuff going on all the time. all the time. it's a wonderful life might be the highest rated movie on imdb. i don't know anything about ama, except i get it confused with ma and i also get it confused with the bong joon ho movie that
15:22 i can't remember, maybe it's just called mother? like i have three different movies that all get twisted up in my head. i don't get it confused with gummo. i don't see sandra oh eating spaghetti in the bathtub, so i don't get it confused with gummo. but i only see this in movie dolls. i do know that it's not good. nothing is more savage than civilization. when he turns into calm fjor. damn, this sucks too apparently. yeah, obviously we're not gonna get one shot by winnie the pooh, blood and honey.
16:01 pixels even is gonna make me double it easiest selection of my entire life. uh, let's say probably this diamond is more expensive than the oldest book don't think they were paying a hundred million dollars for john wayne's to pay you could buy ben affleck's ai company for that a alpha black lotus maybe i don't know either way. it's gonna be more than six grand. let's not go crazy here it's not get lost in the weeds lunch with warren buffett probably went for more than three million if i had to guess
16:48 the mark penthouse. no shot, it's 19 million dollars. people are spending a lot of money on travel. 19 million is, yeah it's ridiculous. i would have thought that the most expensive hotel room for a night could have been like half a million dollars. 120,000 obviously there's a lot of money. i'm kind of surprised it's that low though. letters in the longest word in the oxford english dictionary
17:18 days kim kardashian's marriage to kris humphries lasted. yeah, i don't know man. she had to stay married for at least a month, right? okay. okay, honestly, i didn't know the longest word was 45 letters. so that's crazy too. there's no way there's more than 45 time zones. i'm on a heater today, bro. we could actually get a perfect score. battles napoleon fought? i have to imagine that's at least 50. lairs in a baklava? less than 60.
18:07 henrik sedin. songs on spotify with over a billion streams? i feel like it could be 200 songs. it could be 500 songs, bro. literally perfect score. put me up at the top, bro! you placed in the top 0% of players today! now do i trust all the data that comes out of more or less? yes, unequivocally. today at least. today they gotta bang on, bro. ain't no foods org. keto crackers 16 ounce. gluten free keto crackers.
19:00 for when you want to eat carbs but you can't eat carbs, we've made a carbless carb so you can satisfy your carb craving without giving your body the carbs it needs. it's a million dollars. it's ten dollars for the ingredients and $999,990 for the r&d that went into
19:28 playing god basically, the transmuting a nutrient into a different nutrient that doesn't have the same impact on your body but has a similar mouthfeel, it's $12.99. that's a classic gluten free price. it's $7.99. you couldn't pay me to take this stuff. also, it's four grams of something. i don't know if it's four grams of fiber or if it's four grams of protein because i don't know if you can have four grams of fiber
20:01 because fiber is a carb, but i don't know if it's not keto friendly. so i don't know. i literally don't know. can you have fiber on keto? is chill on keto? that sounds, chill doesn't sound like it's allowed. it sounds like it's tolerated though. fiber doesn't count for keto? i've eaten hella metamucil on keto then. anyone ever thought of this?
20:37 maybe they're onto something though, not eating the damn taylor farms lettuce. you know what i'm... the guy who's catching up on the news from a week ago, did you hear about this stuff? did you hear about this, kevin? taylor farms says it wasn't them, but we caught you on the toilet. cheesy gordita on the counter. i don't know. does the cheesy gordita even have any lettuce in it? they did order it. hold the crunch style too. about georgia. wouldn't it be funny if today was tajikistan?
21:14 no, it's equidistant though. that's valuable intel man. how about sudan? somalia? somalia is adjacent to south sudan. oh, no, it's not. it is though to ethiopia. oh, no, no, no. oh, no, no, no, no, no. are you djibouti? oh, okay. so to be fair, let's take this as a learning opportunity. i thought you were djibouti. well, what is this?
21:50 is this malawi or eritrea? that's eritrea. okay, this is eritrea. okay. odds of me remembering 10 to 15 percent, but all that means is that i just have to learn it, i don't know, seven to ten times. if i learn it seven to ten times, we're okay. makes sense to me, man. yeti's alive. wait, you can see yeti's messages again. yeti broke. what did yeti say? oh, they can't... when they have...
22:42 they can get a message in the gen pop when they have a stream streak. they have a 45 stream streak so they can send out one message every time they get the notification. but i don't think you get the message every time. you don't get the streak anniversary. it's only every five days? that's crazy, man. i gotta stop popping it every time i get to day three then. i get one message a week this time. oh, that's so funny.
23:16 are you on summer vacation right now? just two fellas having a conversation. when are you going to let him out of the crystal? i can't let him out of the crystal. there's nothing i can do. that's on twitch's end. don't say thank you. it's not up to me. it's passive. twitch won't let him get close. mods can fix it. well, you better start being nice to magresta. i don't know. you might be cooked.
23:58 are you... you look like an island in the northern hemisphere, but i don't know what kind of short ass island you would be. are you like, goatland? are you... i'll just be honest, i have no clue, man. maybe, maybe you're close to antarctica. isn't there one called like wellesley? wellesley island? it's not wallace and fortuna. now if i knew where that was, this would be a little helpful. you look like a damn seahorse, man. are you vanuatu? not even close, man.
24:37 are you malvinas? not even close? you are 10,000 kilometers to the northeast. you're jersey or something, bro! you're not jersey. are you mauritius? i don't know what i'm doing. you're close to mauritius, but i don't know where mauritius is. it's in the indian ocean. i honestly, with god as my witness, i have no idea. i'm thinking it would be south of
25:19 fuck it, just guess singapore because i was there and it'll look embarrassing if it's wrong. mayotte?! what's mayotte, bro? get fucked? i oh it even said it well not like i know that many territories. my ass would have said like nunavut or something probably. new island just dropped? new island just rose actually, isn't that how that works? french territory north of madagascar. we got to get bigger maps so i can see these smaller territories, man. oh wait wait wait let me think.
26:09 october 2nd, 2009. he was in my fourth year of university thinking that the rest of my life i would be an esl teacher in korea and feeling very positive about that for some naive reason. i was like, this is gonna be awesome. this is gonna, yeah, yeah, maybe this is who i am. and a sony movie.
26:38 from 2009 that opened to a modest 24 million with jesse eisenberg. in 2009 with jesse eisenberg? it's zombieland! of course! columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. tallahassee doesn't have fears. if he did, he'd kick their ever living ass. it's fine. zombieland's fine, man. sony pictures $81 million dollars week 3 starring bill hader.
27:17 starring bill hader in 2009. oh, it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs, the cloudy with a chance of meatballs the first. movie i've never seen all the way through, but i feel like 10 different times, picking my kid up from 10 different activities, they have been watching this movie. so i've definitely seen, i think i've almost watched it reverse engineered via youtube shorts in that sense.
27:57 i don't know what it's about. he's an inventor. bill hader's an inventor. he invents a weather machine that rains meatballs. at some point, they're in a volcano at some point. it's bad. there's lava. it's about all i know. walt disney opened to 12 million. it's been in theaters for 15 years. 15 years before that was 1994. i'm going to say re release of the lion king. i'm going to say re release of aladdin. i'm going to say
28:34 re release of the phantom menace? family? no, okay. re release of... hang on for the com... oh, it's the re release of fucking toy story, bro. hang on for the comedy that goes to infinity and beyond. 12 million dollars for the toy story re release. say what you will about the late 2000s. we were saying, get that old shit out of the theaters. give us some new shit. give us more original ips like zombieland.
29:13 i can't wait for the live action toy story remake bro. oh, as much as i hate it, as much as i hate the idea channing tatum would be a fucking sick buzz lightyear bro. channing tatum would be an awesome buzz lightyear. he's got like the exact right face and he's got the comic chops and he can play clueless so well. oh, maybe it would be good. maybe a channing tatum buzz lightyear would actually be good.
29:43 woody? woody's chris pratt, of course. woody's gonna be chris pratt. my name a buzz. i could picture him. i could picture him. appears to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere. touchstone pictures, starring bruce willie, 2009. it's a science fiction action thriller. i don't know when this came out. surrogates, maybe? yep, all right. how do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you? okay, this is funny. i don't know anything about surrogates, but...
30:24 set in a futuristic world where humans live in isolation and interact through surrogate robots, a cop is forced to leave his home for the first time in years. that's just... if they cut it right there, that would have been such a great description of the movie. warner brothers. ricky gervais. this has got to be the invention of lying. movie so bad, briefly considered renouncing my atheism and becoming like a born again christian.
30:59 kind of like, what if they made like, liar, what if reddit made liar liar? so the whole like, the last 45 minutes of the movie is just ricky gervais. he's unable to say that god exists because he can't tell a lie, which is... and even still, i was like, you know what? i'll give him another chance. i'll give him another shot. he was in ghost town, or whatever the movie is called that i keep forgetting the name. after, afterlife? i get it wrong every single time.
31:53 gran torino to a fish called hwanda. great movie, great movie. it's, listen, it's fine, it's fine. i mean, it's like, it's a little bit, and by a little bit boomer fantasy, it might be the most boomer fantasy movie i've ever seen. because the moral of gran torino is it's okay to be a little bit racist as long as you also don't let it cloud your sense of judgment.
32:27 the message of gran torino is you can be a little racist as long as you also still know right from wrong. as long as you recognize there's some things worse than racism and you get revenge on the people who have committed those crimes. we have to get to calm fjor. probably take john carroll lynch, take that back to zodiac. and i mean from this point it should be, should be automatic man.
33:01 at this point, it should be automatic. i mean, you go brian cox to adaptation, to nicolas cage to face off. that gets you to fiore. and then you exit fiore, whichever way you see fit, man. maybe you exit via greta and you take greta to isabelle hopper. then you go to i heart huckabees. and we're trying to, i would just call it like this. we want to get to rat race
33:26 or a lindsay lohan movie, or some shit that kevin kline's been in with will smith. aka wild wild west. john cleese is in rat race with everyone, which is cool. not really. kathy bates. kathy, wait, jason schwartzman. it struck me like a bolt of providence. funny people, adam sandler, anger management, jack nicholson, about schmidt, kathy bates, rat race, cleese,
34:10 wanda, the end. huge. william hilta, isn't she great? haven't seen william hill and stuff, but no swanky doesn't count. bro, you're on old meta. we're calm cool collected now. calm fiore's the new swanky, bro. oh, that's true. kathy bates is in waterboy. she plays mama boucher. what mama don't know won't hurt her. bunch of overgrown man children.
34:49 what's your... playing foosball? i don't let bobby boucher play no foosball. no son of mine's gonna play foosball. foosball is the devil! and then adam sandler, of course. oh, adam sandler. vicki bell, of course, said foosball isn't the devil, mama. she says i'm good at it. and she showed me her boobies and i like them too! hey, my kid was watching an episode of all that and the sketch was called like the masked dancer.
35:20 or something like that. so it's obviously a riff of the masked singer and then they're like, okay take off the mask and one of the kids was doing an adam sandler impression and i swear to god when he did the adam sandler impression he went, this is some information that would have been useful to me yesterday! and i went, first off that's awesome that the kids are still learning the old ways of making references to the wedding singer but i was also like isn't this show for like nine year old kids?
35:49 nine year old kids are not gonna get that reference, bro. they might get a reference to, i don't know, like a hotel transylvania or something like that, but maybe that is one of the ones for the parents. so they can say, there's some stuff in there for grown ups too. but seeing like a kid born in the year 2000 and
36:19 i don't know 2012 or something like maybe even 2015. seeing a kid born in 2015 do an impression of adam sandler from the 90s was kind of like a jarring moment for a guy like me. it's easy bro. dallas stars stanley cup winner. yeah maybe you've heard of him. his name is sergei zubov. boom. washington capitals stanley cup winner. yeah maybe you've heard of him. his name is jaromir yager.
36:49 oh, he must have bought on with the team and have his name engraved on the cup to count. that's not fair. no, i got to say something like braden holtby or you know what? let's go a little esoteric. let's go jay beagle. and then a defenseman who's won the stanley cup? impossible. it's never happened. how about brett beddikin, who was actually named brett heddikin? huge, 0.2%. new jersey devils defenseman?
37:21 what the fuck is, i mean, obviously there's like a million we could get, but i'm trying to think of one guy. i believe he's russian. they're trying to drive him out of town. his name's not lukashenko. it's, uh, it's, uh, i don't remember it. so i'm going to type scott stevens and then you're going to tell me who i'm thinking of. not volchenkov, but that is, that's a really good one. no, i haven't seen it yet. so not malkovich. no one knows. maybe he's not even a defenseman, bro. i don't know.
38:03 i don't know. not kovalchuk. san jose sharks defenseman? that's got to be sanders ozelich, bro. and then the rest of them, i don't... to be honest with you, i don't really care. here, you know what? i have to default to google ai. i hope you're happy. russian guy who played for the new jersey devils in 2019. it's not gusev. it's not igor yakalev. maybe he doesn't exist. maybe i'm incorrect.
38:50 it's not shakir makhomedoulin. who is this guy? well, it doesn't, i mean, i don't really want to go too deep into the bit because it doesn't actually matter, but i'm not in a dream. now i have to, there's a why in it somewhere? new jersey devils 2021 roster. here i go, here i go looking through the whole roster. sharon goldvich! he's an ice hockey player.
39:28 he's a forward. okay, well you make one mistake and all of a sudden you guys didn't you didn't remember igor alexanderovich serengovich bro? not a defenseman like you knew that. come on, bro. john bernthal. jennifer lawrence, robert downey jr. robert downey jr. been in a lot of good stuff man. been in a lot of good iron man movies. jennifer lawrence. three or more word title. how about a three or less letter title? joy.
40:14 oh, so the exclamation mark means nothing to you, i guess? well, okay, let's think about this for a damn second. john berndtel, double letter word and title. punk plays agamemnon, as far as i know. and then john berndtel, he's also in sicario, which i think last time we did this, we found out it made like $99.9 million and was nominated for zero oscars.
40:44 benicio del toro obviously nominated for best badass at the mtv movie video awards but no oscars. a three or more word title? i honestly can't think of shit that jon bernthal's been in. what's the movie where he goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, wow, because there's one where he crashes out like on the stand, right? and then there's one where he crashes out at a dinner table.
41:12 i don't know if any of these punisher movies ever made it to theaters, man. maybe the punisher one. okay, that one. maybe it doesn't have to go to theaters to be a movie now that i think about it. and i'm going to just try sicario even though i feel like there's no shot, right? what's the movie? the trial's from the punisher and then the dinner is from something called the... it's from the bear tv show? oh, he is in the wolf of wall street. was john berthold crashing out because somebody ordered
41:51 a sandwich at his restaurant that only serves sandwiches? is that what happened? he is always going, let me ask you something. no, he was mentally ill. oh, yeah, what about now do this guy. now you're going to excuse the punisher's actions because he's mentally ill? didn't he have like a half a memory of john berndl saying something like the newest punisher is dedicated to like all of our law enforcement officers or something like that, which is a crazy, crazy sentence to say. but anyway,
42:26 yeah, he said that one. that's okay. i mean, it's not funny, but it's funny. it's one of those not funny, funny things. jennifer lawrence, $100 million plus at the box office. probably open movie grid in reading mode. i mean, there's a million movies that could work here, bro. let's take something that people keep forgetting about because it's not as good as they told us it was, like american hustle.
42:53 it's kind of crazy to think that american hustle made more money than sicario when everyone loves sicario and nobody says anything about american hustle, man. a double letter word in the title with jennifer lawrence. i mean, i don't necessarily want to play x men first class, but i'm gonna. yeah, she's in that, bro. and then a three or more word title is like a lot of movies that jennifer lawrence has done, but didn't she do one called no hard feelings?
43:27 okay, pretty low on the percentages for j law. i can live with that. then robert downey jr. you know, oh it's, do you play dolittle or kiss kiss bang bang? maybe try a little kiss kiss bang bang in there. and $100 million plus at the box office. is there any chance, man? now you know what? i bet, um, i bet due date crossed 100 million. yeah, it fucking did! it fucking did!
43:55 because these two guys could do no wrong. in 2009, that was your ticket to print money. zach galifianakis, a french bulldog, and robert downey jr. three or more were titled, lots of movies. a scanner darkly, and now i scan the darkness. know what i'm talking about? how'd we do today? top 48% because i literally whiffed one. poison ford versus ferrari, horse poisoned.
44:33 he's in gothica. for god. robert downey jr.'s in gothica. fuck yeah, bonnie prince billy. goated bobby prince billy quotes. i feel a lot better now. and then that's the end of the article. well, actually, i think... he's got a funny quote too. i'm being very delicate about this, but... someone asked him if he regretted working with r. kelly after all this shit came out, and he went like, well, i guess i should, but it's also part of the fabric of my life. and i was like, you know what?
45:04 i guess? they're kind of like a fucking... they asked bonnie prince billy a gotcha question, which is like, hey, fucking indie folk singer, one of the dudes you recorded a song with turns out he's a monster. so like, you want to apologize to all of your 70 year old fans that are pissed off at you? and he went, you know, no, he was basically said, poe but he's nerfect, bro. now he was talking about himself. he wasn't, he wasn't excusing r kelly, just to be clear.
45:38 and you know these artists, they all love to talk about themselves. is librarian the same age as nl? yep. yeah, yeah, yeah. librarian and i, we're the same age. we're both, we're both 41. wade, french john bernthal, be like bonjourntal. that's pretty good. at first, i will admit, i went, oh, how clever. you switched like the letters and the sounds. then i realized it also makes bonjour. you got a synergy with your joke. that is, what do you mean, man? meg ressler, that's pretty good.
46:15 when you switch the first phonemes of his first and last name, it sounds like bonjour. there's a second layer to the joke that's better than your average twitch chat joke. it's better than my average joke. it's better than, like, by a million than the average twitch chat joke. i stole it from reddit? okay, fucking don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, man. so they got some good jokes on reddit. certainly better than the average twitch chat joke, but they didn't make it. okay.
46:51 maybe leonardo da vinci didn't make that helicopter either, but we're still zipping around manhattan every day, landing on top of tall buildings and stuff like that. so you know what? this one's dedicated to ldv. what? leonardo da vinci made the helicopter, okay? did i stutter? we hold these truths to be self evident? that was dicaprio? not bad, y'all. thanks. a plural noun meaning kindly or great meaning kindly.
47:30 cooperate. a verb meaning to act or work with another or... epic. a noun mean... pedigree. a noun meaning... a dog food or what triple h finishes you with. spurs. a noun meaning... they're always trying to walk it in. psychoanalysis. a noun meaning a... cocoa.
47:55 a noun meaning powdered ground rosé. cocoa. acquiesce. a verb meaning to accept. we're not going to be getting that one wrong. that one's been a big part of my, it's kind of part of the fabric of my life. pobody's nerfect, man. tungsten. a noun meaning. sundering. a verb meaning. meiosis. a noun meaning the presentation. never living that one down if we get that wrong. and i did very nearly type m y o s i s. patois. a noun meaning.
48:26 i mean, i lived in the nation of rob ford. there's no shot i'm not getting that one. a daily, a noun meaning a small antarctic penguin, pygusculus adelia, called also a daily. a daily land antarctica is named after adelie, the wife of french explorer jules dumont d'urville. a daily, a noun meaning okay, just simply stop talking, stop talking. it's the penguin with the damn whiskers. a daily, motherfucker, man.
48:56 it's one of the penguin, maybe the rock hoppers, the one with the whiskers, but it's a certain kind of penguin. luddite, a noun meaning one of a group irreverent, an adjective meaning... 24 out of 24, 14 out of 15. easiest words i've ever seen. edelie is a tough word, okay? that's not an easy word, unless you're like a penguinologist. food, a banquet, that's an elaborate feast centered on rice.
49:57 meats fish pickles vegetables and condiments. fuck it, bro. i'll say it. maybe it's china south the west of china centered on rice. maybe it's indonesia. it's a rich doffel rice to interesting sure i mean, it's every food i guess so yeah, i'll i'll yum it. ooh wow, that looks good obviously we're guessing germany first here but i think that is the average meal of someone
50:41 when they say i think the taco bell's got me all fucked up. oh fuck bro, i never should have eaten that taco bell. i never should have gotten off the pretzels, pale sausages and shit diet. i never should have stopped eating the damn, the pale sausages man. it looks good as fuck. don't get me wrong. yeah man, of course i'd yell. i mean they could use a little, get a little color on the sausage maybe. whoa.
51:16 i'm gonna guess it's from india because it has ghee. all right, sure man, i give it a try. holy cow. back to home please. and then how about a plate off? i'm gonna have to say that, i mean this looks fine man, but this looks like one of the tastiest. if you ate this it would be the tastiest thing you ate that day without a doubt. the sausage picture is the average meal picture that yeti sends me. yeti, you gotta
51:57 if you're eating a big pretzel, two sausages and like some sauce for dinner, you gotta... hey, don't take a picture of it. that's something you should hide if possible. sure, there's not a lot of good restaurants in the crystal. you're not wrong, but we're working on it. we need to like get a chef shadow band or something like that so that they can help cook for yeti. it's a normal meal.
52:23 nah, i'm not gonna normalize the pretzel and two sausages dinner, man. i can't do it. you gotta put something... i was gonna say you gotta put some color on the plate, but then i saw your ass typing in chat that's what the sauce is for. okay? would be a good ass night at the ballpark. don't get me wrong. i mean, a sweet potato fritter... i bet it would be really fucking good. but this soup also looks pretty fucking good. but i'm gonna go with this. i have to go with the stew. two pigs sounds like a pokemon.
53:18 you know your cuisine is glazed because like if this said england instead of spain people would be like what is this dish but because it says spain and rightly so people are like i'll give it the benefit of the doubt. if it was england they would say it's just what are these microwave potatoes with like chili sauce on top? if it was in england it wouldn't have sauce okay you know what plus two plus two
53:48 yeah, we're just never gonna go with that. i would, this might be a dog toy, but i would rather have it to be honest. big ol' shrimp or a soup that looks pretty good, but i mean the shrimp is hard to argue with man. french fries and shawarma meat. we'll take that over the beans.
54:11 this one's tough because timbits, they've chosen the best possible thing that you can get at tim hortons and this is the best possible version of the best thing you can get. if you ever find, and do not go out of your way in canada to go to a tim hortons, but if you find yourself at a tim hortons
54:27 under duress, maybe you just got off like a greyhound or a megabus or something like that and it's the only place within walking distance. there's two things you need to know, okay? if you're getting a donut, get the sour cream glaze. if you're getting timbits, you want as many of the chocolate glazes as you can. you might think that the sour cream cream glaze, if it's the best donut, it'll be the best timbit. you're naive and juvenile and ignorant, okay? the sour cream glazes is the donut meta and the chocolate glaze is the timbit meta.
55:01 tell her in saltado or beef chow fun beef chinese noodles in the banyan trees i gotta go with chinese food from china chinese noodles in the bold kongi pick up my chopsticks let's eat tonight doo doo doo doo doodle oo
55:38 could work. doesn't rhyme at all. could work. asian food when all my... the tekadon or the tamenjin. yeah, i like a little shirashi don. why not? easiest game of my life. if japan wins, it's just better pr. i mean, sashimi is really good. the japanese and korean food takes that aggravate me is when there's like some fried shit.
56:21 that if it was served in america, people would be like, ho ho ho, look at these americans, the corn dog with the crinkle cut french fries and the cheese sauce on top. but then when they see that it has like a japanese or a korean flag on the food's picture, they go, whoa, this would be so, i would love to eat this. this would be the greatest thing i could possibly eat. that's what bothers me, man. not the sashimi, the sashimi's innocent. randall.
57:06 chicken mayo onigiri or pizza dog pizza dog. it's gonna be the onigiri for sure. pizza dog all right. i mean have some fun you're at a footy match bro. oh right it's that's our bonus guess. chicharrones at monterey stadium. monterey stadium? call me crazy. i don't feel like monterey stadium is in the u.s. isn't monterey stadium in mexico or
57:41 hot dog free with admission. now the hot dog is really not good looking. they're kind of done like a little... i like the tomato on the hot dog to be honest. it's a food for fuel, not for aesthetics. i can understand that. it's still got to be. but people are like, nobody hates the world cup more than people who love soccer.
58:13 so i feel like this, i mean, i'd rather have it in most other circumstances. this would win, i think. whereas i feel like this will, has a chance just because, i'm still going this.
58:30 kirby goat and chips. the hot dog looks absolutely whack. you know what? i was going to say heinous, but i was going to fall victim to my own fucked up logic. it looks better than your average hot dog. it just doesn't look like a hot dog. but if you gave me a picture of a hot dog and a picture of this, i'd probably rather eat this because the flatbread looks, i mean, i'm at least curious about it.
58:54 chicken tenders and fries or onion rings with ketchup and performative ass banana peppers. nanaimo, what are we doing? first off 265 or onion rings really cheap. don't get me wrong. what's what are the banana peppers doing in the onion rings man? they don't they don't cling. there's no there's no clinging. there's no tooth and groove system that's gonna keep them together nanaimo, i mean
59:25 kind of crazy to get duck confit at a columbus crew game, but it is ohio. i mean, it doesn't, it looks like it looks, man. seasoned curly fries. yes, bacon, chive aioli and a side of brisket marmalade that shit. tandoori chicken wrap with masala fries. literally just looks absolutely better. every part of this, this looks fine to be clear, but every part of this is better.
59:59 loaded crab fries at the mariners game. nah, man. give me some honest british scran over the loaded crab. i'm a little stunned to be honest with you. i won't be getting the crab fries. i won't be getting the lobster mac and cheese helmet nachos
1:00:21 watching from an airplane that's flying over shea stadium, i suppose. you're sitting in what looks to be the window seat in row 11 of a low flying airplane perhaps landing at one of the new york airports. the pizza looks pretty good, man. the renegade dog. so hot dog with pierogies on it. you know, i was just gonna say, unless this is pittsburgh, i can't forgive it. pittsburgh, i'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, man. but the baobans do look pretty good. i do feel like
1:00:59 i do feel like two of these is probably gonna be like 11 pounds but still... jeez louise, man. chicken katsu burger looks like absolute fucking shit. just absolutely disgusting, ill conceived and the actual execution of it is even worse somehow. but then the hot dog with the cheese pierogies at the saskatchewan rough riders game is... it's just unusual. cut up hot dog, like...
1:01:39 i just, i had to go with my gut man. i don't stand by what they're doing in saskatchewan. i don't know what they're doing over there. they're calling hoodies bunny hugs and they're growing a lot of canola and i'm sure, i mean i think that they made balotra there. balotra low key might be like, i don't know, maybe two percent of the saskatchewan economy. i'm trying to put a real
1:02:02 number on it. i think it's possible that i mean canola they're doing a big numbers and i'm sure there's some oil and gas and obviously, i mean people are still living so there's like real estate and groceries and stuff like that but i think ballot row the the year that ballot row came out it might have been 2% of the saskatchewan economy at least 2% of the tax revenue that the government is saskatchewan collected i mean the pie chips and gravy looks pretty good man. i think it looks like i just can't fuck with the bun. fuck you fuck you, man
1:02:44 get an 8 out of 10, average is 8 out of 10. oh, we do need to do a mouthful. thank you, thank you. primarily targeted at college frosh gym rats, we guess. oreo and nutter butter have whey protein collabs with what energy drink brand? celsius? patrick swayze never got the chance to try legend, the pre workout powder from what spoopy energy and hydration brand?
1:03:26 scary, is it liquid death? all i know is the sparkling water. oh, it's monster. i guess monster is spooky too. oh, whitley stryber invented anal probing in what book? bro, that's communion. did you think i don't know shit about getting abducted by aliens? it wasn't monster? what the fuck was it? it was ghost. oh, because demi moore is in ghost. that makes sense.
1:04:06 i've never even heard of ghosts, man. there's three spooky energy drink names. we got to figure this shit out. a guy falling on a dish rack of upturned knives was in the red band trailer. that's got to be evil dead. evil dead. but did he really... i haven't seen a lot of trailers unless they were in front of minions and monsters. he's falling on a dish rack of upturned knives. that's crazy. yeah, that would hurt, man. that would hurt.
1:04:45 hmg coa reductase inhibitors is a more technical name for what class of prescription drugs? i can't think of a medicine. let's call them... let's call them umm... painkillers. a torvalek and altro prev might give you muscle aches as their brand names of what ldl reducers? lipitor. lipitor. anti coagulants.
1:05:26 prestor and lipitor are other brands of what color? statins? statins, okay. so i don't know, i don't know these! i was just trying to think, there's painkillers, there's statins, there's antidepressants, there's boner pills, there's blood thinners, there's antipsychotics, and that's it, man! located in the transdanubian region near the resort towns of balatonfjord and chajvis, lake balitro is the largest lake in what central european country?
1:06:04 hungry. boom. you think i don't know shit about the damn danube, bro? now if only i knew energy drinks, but unfortunately i was born in 1988. so as a result of being born in 1988, i don't know shit about energy drinks. i know red bull. i've had five red bulls in my life. that's about it. i've had some coffee. what about five hour energy? i probably had 35 hour energies because they used to give them out for free at pax east. so sometimes age 24,
1:06:50 me and josh and our friends would just go to the five hour energy booth and get like three or four or five hour energies and then just drink them all and then make a joke that that's like oh two twenty hours of energy and then be like why does my stomach hurt? like why do oh why do i feel like i want to throw up off four or five hour energies while also hung over? didn't really wire you up it just makes you feel like you just don't feel like a like a healthy person. you feel like you have a headache and you're like nauseous
1:07:26 sort these artists from most to fewest grammys. dude, i have no idea. i'm gonna make a gut check that lil wayne probably has the fewest grammys, but it could be queen for all i know. and then i feel like i'm gonna move queen down. i do think these will be the top four and i think
1:07:51 adele is probably, listen, adele could be number two, but she's the only one of the four that i don't think has a shot at number one. stevie wonder been making music since the 1960s. you know, if you're 20 years old, he hasn't done that much significantly to the grammy since you've been alive, but he did inner visions, songs in the key of life, lots of movie soundtracks. he was doing shit. he did true to your heart on mulan. i don't know why i'm talking like a connections contestant right now. michael jackson,
1:08:19 from the 70s to the, well i don't know how much cachet he was getting from critics in the 90s, but the 70s and 80s was the biggest most glazed artist perhaps in pop music history. taylor swift, four albums a year. surely i remember that one of the albums, i think it was 1989, beat to pimp a butterfly for record of the year. so she has at least one grammy, but i'm going to assume that it's probably 20 times that. can i say something as well before i lock in here?
1:08:52 i don't know that much about taylor swift. every once in a while on my daughter's girl power playlist, a taylor swift song will come on. i haven't listened to the whole album. people are really, they're not fucking with the fate of ophelia. i think there's some catchy tunes on the fate of ophelia. the title track, i forget about the other one there, but the title, it's got some, the meter of it has got some, it's got some hook to it. it's ass? you literally can't say that. opalite, opalite's all right.
1:09:27 she fell off. i'm gonna get myself in trouble. some of the songs that i hear off the fate of ophelia, i'm like, that's about as good as the songs i've been hearing for the last 15 years. didn't really notice like a market difference. and by the way, before you want me to, before you come to my house and chop my head off or something like that, i'm banging some of those in the car too. so i don't know. i don't, you roll the dice. that's where i stand. it's called the life of a showgirl. oh, whatever, purple phil. you're, that's my way of saying you're right.
1:10:14 they probably, can i, the other thing i want to say, they probably give out more grammys now if i had to guess. like how the world cup every year they add two more matches to it. i feel like when michael jackson was winning grammys, they were probably giving out like 10 grammys a year and now they're probably giving out like 40. so i honestly, i call it right there. a lot of you would have been questioning that by the way. let's flip this. lil wayne not at the bottom seems insane to me. it has to be that then.
1:10:47 of all these, i'm most surprised to see adele with more wins than taylor swift. but i guess taylor swift having double the nominations. okay, she's just honestly, when she gets nominated she wins. it's that simple. queen zero wins? i know bro, it's crazy. how did they lose best pump up song? the grammys doesn't have a category for best songs to play in the locker room before your seventh grade hockey tournament. they would win. first off,
1:11:18 it's not even fair because they bundled, we are the champions with we will rock you. there's no nobody else would stand a fucking chance in that category in that year. which has a higher population weighted pm 2.5 pollution. the town's called 12th division. that's like sector seven of midgar or something man. thank you for referencing it as i referenced it. where are you? central china, northern china.
1:12:12 probably you. higher population. i have to imagine it's tehran. higher percentage of people with no intranet. jackson, mississippi. higher percentage of people with a fair or poor. fair is bad. if you're an esl student and you're watching this, fair is, it's got to be one of the hardest english words because it either means good in service of equivalent outcomes to promote justice or mediocre.
1:12:44 fair is like a tofu word. you have to look at the context of the rest of the sentence to figure out how it is. you would be like, how are you feeling today? if someone said fair, you would be like, that's good because yesterday you said you were dying. but if out of no way, if an acquaintance of yours said, i'm feeling fairly good, you would be like, oh, some shit went down. it's all fucking bullshit, man. it's all fucking bullshit. we need to go back to grunts, grunts and postures, man.
1:13:18 like if a friend of mine ever asked me how i was and i said, oh, i'm fairly good, i'm basically saying, please ask me what's wrong because i'm having the worst day of my life. because you can't say, oh, i'm bad. at worst, you could say, i've been better or not so good. i'm not so good today. why can't you say i'm bad? because it's too honest.
1:13:57 when you ask a dad how he's doing and he hits you with the live in the dream stare, only mj, yeah michael jackson, i'm bad, i'm bad. he's really, really bad. and then i can never complete the rest of the song in my head because it always goes, don't you call me pudgy portly or stout? won't you tell me once again who's bad? it just goes straight into weird al, man. don't you call me pudgy portly or stout? like it's just the way that it rolls off of his tongue, man. it's gotta be texas, right?
1:14:40 hire mean daily temperature in the fall. i feel like georgia might have like snow peak mountains and shit, so let's go with dominican republic. haters will say that was a softball juxtapostat. michael douglas in fatal attraction, i can't let you glenn close. but there's one problem with the joke. i understand the joke, obviously. i understand everything about it. he let her get close. he let her glenn close. i haven't seen the movie, but even i know he let her glenn close.
1:15:24 and i'm assuming that's why she went so crazy. which ladies, bad look, bad look. threatening, again i haven't seen the movie, threatening to kill him probably is what i had because there's, it's a thriller so somebody's life has to be threatened at some point in the movie. not a good look. obviously shows you're more invested than he is. he's gonna lose respect for you. she's old, i shouldn't have to be telling her this stuff. skyscrapers in koala lampur? yeah, that's petronas towers, bro.
1:16:05 american sandwiches? yeah, it's the filet o fish. we spell it with an apostrophe here, like it's an irish sandwich. is it really with dashes? it's a halloween, not like patio houlihans? okay, like a halloween.
1:16:31 1999 crime films set in venice in 1959 about con artist murderers the talented mr. ripley 1985 neologisms from happy days this is jump the shark 1950s fans and trends working class culture in canada is this i'm gonna say is as greaser
1:17:06 okay? as not a fad, people are still dressing like it now. you can see them down in the legion all the time. bodies of water everywhere. seas of greece. it's the mediterranean sea. guys, we're kind of popping today. 13th century inventions. maritime culture, painting materials, woven fabrics. i'm going to assume they didn't invent sails in the 13th century. i assume they had those for a time.
1:17:43 woven fabrics though? i have no id say, ah, it can't be sales, man. it can't be sales! painting materials. i have no id i'm gonna pass. oh, canvas. can oh, canvas. that makes a lot of sense. 20th century american male photographers. i have absolutely no idea. robert capa. 1991 manga about astrology.
1:18:24 adapted into, oh, it's sailor moon, of course. 2020 slang, gen alpha slang. i mean, this is 6 7, of course. and there's halloween and also the dash. i mean, we were doing well today, top 7%. really, really one of those times i think i could have gotten myself there, but still, that's pretty good. hey, enel, i really value your opinion on this hair gel or pomade.
1:19:04 you know, you brought me back to a simpler time in my life. as a high school student with bad hair, which now we all understand the reason why, but like back then i didn't have access to that kind of perspective, i really thought that just the right hair gel could fix me. i really thought, i think i thought the problem was that i was using the wrong sort of hair gel that was making my hair like too wet or something, but if i just got a waxier hair gel and went and then like
1:19:38 extremely relatable. i'm not, i'm literally not balding. i'm 16. i'm not balding. people don't bald at 16. i just have naturally thin hair and i was born with a widow's peak, bro. my hair is literally going to be like this until i'm old, until i'm like 29. wait, is today the fucking day? guys, i'm going 10 toes down on this one. that's 90. it might be, i know you don't see the square, so you're thinking that can't be 90. i think that to me, that's 90. i'm willing to bet on the 90. oh,
1:20:15 really 91 is it really 92 92 i would hope that they would put the square if it was 90 just because that would be like a funny joke but i mean a 90 degree angle it hits you in the head differently like your brain goes like your brain is primed to look for squares. what do you mean by that? there's like an oh what the fuck kind of hard pachinko plinko not pachinko. yeah. yeah, what's plinko based off? oh
1:21:22 that's pretty good, bro. top 4%. golf? i think you have it confused with hole in one or two. you guys are not real sports heads and you don't know shit about the fucking prices, right? is what i'm learning. you gave me a fucking softball on that one. the only way it could have been softer is if somehow you gave me access to the one that goes, yodel a hee, yodel a hee, yodel a hee hoo.
1:21:57 that's cliffhangers? i literally forgot the name. in my head i was going, oh mountain climbers. and you're like, yeah, he's gonna fall on the mountain! how could you think that lipton's nor sides are $4.60 per pack? they're a $1.69! he's gonna get hurt! oh, it's critical season. cliffhangers isn't a grocery game. okay, okay, guy. okay, guy.
1:22:40 kate said, how do you feel about ludwig calling you a comfort streamer? honestly i meant to send ludwig a message this weekend but i actually, you know what, i should send it today because he was in the dorms right until yesterday he was in the dorms. i was gonna say hey i saw some of the clips thank you for saying those nice things because it really was, i mean
1:23:00 he didn't have to say, he didn't have to use me as an example, but i appreciate, i think that his, the way he was phrasing and using me as an example demonstrated that he has a lot of respect for me, which i really appreciate to be honest. now, i will say i don't want to talk too much about streamer university and the reason is it's, i'm doing my own little protest
1:23:25 for the industry slowly collapsing into... like the snake has eaten its own tail 20 or 30,000 times and the snake is getting so so so dense that it's... i'm worried that it's in danger of becoming a black hole and sucking in the entire universe. because now we've got the streamer university which is like the an event where streamers are clip farming but they're also learning how to become
1:23:56 you know more professional streamers and then we've got streamers watching the streamer university and commenting on the streamer university and now i'm
1:24:04 watching the streamer watching the streamer university and then people are like did you watch the streamer watch the streamer watch the streamer university have you seen the clip of the reacting to the streamer university reacting to what happened at streamer university at streamer university and it's just like it's just it's just a click you know what it is like that when you copy the jpeg and eventually someone reposted on r slash sips t and it's just artifacts it's just artifacts that's what we're getting to is like there's there was one nugget of content
1:24:32 and it was in a little terracotta pot and it was sprouting a little bit. and then now that one little seed of content is just being obliterated because it loses a piece of its essence every single time.
1:24:50 and it's derivatives. it's like the derivative market is crazy. there's no more original ideas. it's just a reaction to a reaction to a reaction. i didn't even see this. i saw this out of context. here's my reaction immediately. there's the long form video. i'm going to react to it. can you react to the reaction? can you react to what this guy said in his react video? instead, we're just going to play sine noodle critical because it's all fucking bullshit, man. it's all fucking bullshit. we're going to play a mouthful too. okay, relax.
1:25:25 a lot of dudes that spend years with identifying with character sure are upset about property damage now. i assume this is fight club and they're talking about tyler durden. oh, english isn't a tonal language? okay, then why does it sound wrong when i say tyler durden, motherfucker? don't say it like that. tyler durden.
1:25:58 boys will be boys. two and a half for fight club? i mean, listen, i'm not, i probably give fight club like a four and a half. i'm not one of those guys who's like, what's your favorite movie? but a two and a half. also, i don't know, it took me until two years ago to realize that is, he's not there, man. they did not pose for this photo. that is a composite. we can't see it. you know what, at least he's holding the soap, okay? movie meant a lot to me when i was 14. it's literally still good, by the way. it's still a good movie.
1:26:48 in fact, the movie is so good it's taken us almost 30 years since its release to actually be able to appraise the movie. because when it came out everyone was just blown away. it was like shock and awe. they're like, this is clearly one of the best movies i've ever seen. and then we had like 15 years of, it's one of those movies that my ex boyfriend loved and thus it's really bad. and now finally, like almost three decades after its release, we can look at it and say, you know what?
1:27:18 the movie's actually pretty good. holy shit. 32 cubes. could be worse. that's a ton, man. that's at least 157 dodecahedrons. holy shit. 75. we're getting a lot better.
1:28:15 big ass cubes, man. i think there's 38 of those big ass cubes in there. that one was not as good. 141. that's 38 percent, bro! yeah! yes! do the fill mode? oh shit. i'm insane. i'm actually insane. 60.
1:29:26 wait, filling is so much easier, bro. filling is... filling is a joke! this is comical, man. 56 of these. kind of fucked up on that one, guys. enjoy the double pour on me. zero points on that one, huh? 71 cubes. i mean, the damn thing was overflowing. i did what i could, okay? i did what i could.
1:30:17 imagine if we fucking got it because of the last couple. oh, you got a swag farm every time. even if you think you've got enough, you gotta just add like three more so in the clip you would look awesome. oh man, top best 31%. pretty good. i don't drink anymore but like pouring a beer, it does feel awesome. also, your brain is so amazing.
1:30:55 you know how heavy a glass of water is going to be just by looking at it. how crazy is that, man? that means that somewhere inside of your brain you're either doing a calculation or there's like some stored data or there's stored data used as seed for a calculation. the only thing that could fuck you up when you look at a glass
1:31:19 and you go, oh well that's going to be this heavy. if there's less water in it because your brain has already sent a message that's like activate eight percent of the muscle in your forearm and then if it's like if it's emptier than you thought you're like whoa like you you pick it up like you put twice as much power as you needed to. that's crazy. i still think i mean i think about it basically every time i throw or catch a ball
1:31:50 it's so insane that you could be playing like center field and then you see the pitcher throws a pitch, the batter swings the bat within a quarter of the second of it leaving the bat you are within maybe two meters of where it's going to land.
1:32:10 despite the amount of variables that are going into it, the power involved, the launch angle, how high it went. i guess that's launch angle, but you get the idea. like you, your brain instantly goes, well, okay, i need to be in this circle. i need to be in a circle that's about this big. and then it's gonna come down like slightly to the right or left of me maybe, but still. the speed at which your brain makes the calculation is so crazy. anyway.
1:32:48 not for all of us? well, i mean it comes with practice. you got something like you you probably be you'd be better than maybe not a dog because they got something naturally going on in there. but anyway, i have to think about it. you see cam scatterbow do the backflip and then eat it. and then he said, i'm never going to stop. i don't give a shit if my coach tells me to stop. i'm going to keep living my life. people say i'm already brain dead anyway. so who gives a fuck? it's funny right now, but
1:33:30 you see the guy doing the backflip off the roof for a dollar? thank you for calling him a guy because last time that video was described they said you got to look up crackhead does backflip off roof for a dollar so i appreciate you just describing him as a person.