Sorry to New Brunswick (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 we're back with the dulls y'all. i'll tell you, i don't think this is a very very rare dull, well very very rare framed in the sense that i believe that i know the movie and i believe that i know the movie despite having not seen this movie but there is a classic a farewell to arms sight gag in evil dead 2
0:26 when ash cuts his arm off and then it gets reanimated and he has to fight it. so i mean, i'm pretty sure that takes place in a kitchen. but i'm going to guess that maybe this is, okay, never, maybe this is, it's probably a horror comedy that is referencing, oh, you know, it's probably idle hands, bro. this looks so, oh, they don't have it. nevermind. chris tucker, older chris tucker, older chris tucker.
0:59 doesn't look like he's doing like a rush hour thing, right? it doesn't look like he's about to ask jackie chan if he understands the words that are coming out of his mouth. oh, it's the silver linings playbook! it has nothing to do with the evil dead, bro. has nothing to do with the evil dead at all. in the slightest. is david o. russell's best movie? so, so i heart huckab i heart huckabees is a joke to you. i heart huckabees is a joke to you?
1:30 yeah, it's not that good, but it's kind of like, i don't know, you won't want to fuck jason schwartzman. you should go watch i heart huckabees. i don't really, i'm not the kind of guy to be commenting on how fuckable jason schwartzman looks at i heart huckabees, but i mean jude law, naomi watts, isabelle huppert, dustin hoffman, lily tomlin, like it's a star studded cast, bro.
2:03 has anybody thought about american hustle since it came out? me, me! i played it yesterday in movie grid and said the same thing. i said, nobody talks, i said american hustle got nominated for 30 oscars and nobody knows that it exists and sicario got nominated for zero and didn't even make a hundred million dollars at the box office? but you know, i guess it's like one of those emily blunt, she wasn't a big star. she wasn't a big star.
2:29 when sicario came. i still don't know if she has box office draw. i mean is the concept of the traditional movie star, is that concept dead now? i don't know. does anyone go see a movie? well, i mean some of us because we know timmy and robbie, they got the sauce. but does anybody in gen pop go see a movie just because of a big name actor in it these days? i don't know man. i don't know. big director for sure. but anyway. adam driver? that's why i've been seeing all the star wars. i'm just a big fan of
3:07 lena dunham's directorial debut tiny furniture, primarily a backup. john skelton went 8 9 as a starting qb for this nfc team in 2000. okay, so he's like a nobody. nobody cares about him. 50 50 gets a coin flip whether or not he's going to win you the game. in the nfc, bro was playing for the tampa bay buccaneers, if i had to guess.
3:36 derek lowe was the opening day starting pitcher for three straight. okay, so he was pretty good and he was in the national league he's a pretty good pitcher in the sense that he was the the first pitcher off the bench in the starting rotation and that gives me no information at all because i don't know him but he was in the national league pitching for the cincinnati reds this is virginia forward was out due to injury when they got upset by 16 seed umbc and
4:07 all right, so he's got six years of nba experience. how about tyrese maxey? i have absolutely no idea. this military leader led china during world war ii when it was their president from 50 to 75. am i crazy? maybe it's... is it deng jia? am i insane? this military leader led china during world war ii, okay? it's not dr. drew pinsky.
4:52 this military... i feel like i'm going to... are you the emperor? are you carl's... carl's... lead china during world war ii, it was a president from 50 to 75. it's not mao and it's not deng xiaoping. i mean, i can't just be putting in random chinese names, bro. i don't know. cynthia nixon? who is it, man?
5:37 oh, jengaishek? that's like a convoluted question! that's a convoluted ass question! uh, that's celine dion and lil dicky. man, this... are you... are you not lil dicky? lilibetlilydianamountbottenwinser? you're definitely celine dion. i mean, that's a given. oh, it's just... oh, this is a mashup of lil dicky and who else?
6:13 alright. the signature whiskey glaze sampler, the frib sandwich and the million dollar cobb salad are offered by what sit down chain? let's call it fridays because maybe this is like friday's really rib sandwich. okay, we might not know who the leader of china was from 1950 to 1975 but sit down chain restaurants no problem bro.
6:42 following a second tier wall street trading firm in the years leading up to the 1987 stock market crash, don cheadle starred in the showtime dramedy from 2019 to 2021. i have absolutely no idea. is this house of lies? a modern day retelling of noah's ark? yeah, bro. i'm losing a lot of aura on the dolls today because i'm getting the absolute dumbest questions instantly. and any question that requires knowledge or thought, i'm like, i can't help you.
7:14 this swedish pop rock duo had two singles that became number one hits, the look and listen to your heart. are you roxette? oh, shit. hi yah! okay. i have no idea how that information got into my brain, but we've salvaged at least some pride out of this one. chiang kai shek, all right. black monday. and a piña colada, my friend.
7:46 stopping on the avenue by radio city and it... you know what i'm talking about? yes, yes. great lead into rose darlin with michael mcdonald's verdant harmony. orchestration. okay. teleprompter, telegram, telekinesis, television. that's not a worthy mariah. i did also think it could be teletubies. halter top, tube top, tank top, crop top kinds of tops.
8:41 orchestration, lyrics, music. okay, well an extension, a driver, an app and a plug in. these are all aspects of a software downloads. orchestration, book, lyrics and music. i mean that they're all related to a performance of music. elements of a musical. okay, a book, okay it makes sense. did i accidentally go to like the scholastic connections that they use for elementary school or what? they just didn't give a fuck today. yeah, they literally just put
9:19 12 things that neatly fit into four categories. like they basically put like apple, banana, orange, mango. and then i was like, i don't know, kinds of fruit. and they're like, yeah, you got it og. great work. kind of feel like, honestly, it's a, i feel stupider having gotten the perfect score on the connections. it's gotta be best buy bro. if you knew what the definition of woke is, you'd have to stop using it in every situation.
10:00 probably hasbula if i had to guess. i think it's hasbula, man. i think buzzfeed is washed. never mind. buzzfeed's still... probably people my age googling what character from sex and the city am i. probably banana if i had to guess is up there. cocaine? i think cocaine's gonna be behind banana. bad bunny versus flight. as i understand it, bad bunny is the most popular artist in the world. 98 million streams a month. flight's up there though. he's doing okay. carrie underwood probably clearing flight as well.
10:44 i'm gonna say carrie underwood beats seth macfarlane. every time i see it, man. i mean, they're all like, they're all mogging, but he's mewing. i feel like this is the picture that you can use to describe the difference between mogging and mewing. obviously, mogging. 100% mogging. look at the chin. actively mewing. the buccal fat has been like removed from his cheeks. i'm gonna say the police clear young thug, but i honestly have no idea. no concept, but sure.
11:27 say my neighbor to toro over it chapter one. it chapter one's pretty good though. anyways, um probably say my neighbor to toro over new police story. oh, they said lucas cruikshank in it, huh? lucas cruikshank was in the fred movie. i say new police story over that i know like many of you were not of age or alive when fred was the most popular channel on youtube people wanted him dead and
12:03 people wanted him dead because he was, and i mean literally, like i was 20 years old, this was content for like 10 year olds. so it's not like i was like, leave fred alone. but they wanted him dead because he was doing like little skits or something like that. have you seen what people are doing on youtube these days, bro? we gotta get fred back. they were grading. grading is about as good as a youtube video gets these days, man. i'm gonna say it's the secret in their eyes over fred the movie.
12:42 and over mr. bean's holiday? you will never be inspector houlot? a patek philippe wristwatch? yeah, i'm gonna say linkedin. i got your software company on my wrist. the einstein sylard letter to roosevelt that triggered the manhattan project is... einstein is like, excuse me, mr. president, with no disrespect, have you ever considered building a really, really, really powerful bomb?
13:18 you ever consider building the craziest weapon of all time? i got your letter to the president on my wrist. now this is interesting, bro. i would think that buzz aldrin's apollo 11 jacket, i mean, that shit was on the moon, bro. okay, all right, guys, i was going to say i would pay more for that than for the einstein letter for sure.
13:51 putting that shit on and then farting. your fart is actually you shit a little bit and you shit in buzz aldrin's nasa suit. and he didn't even shit in it, even though he was going through like the scariest thing that any human being has ever been through. but then then you're like, well, yeah, but he didn't eat the taylor farms lettuce. so like, he doesn't know man. they did shit in them. there's a port or something, man. there's a port in it right there you open up.
14:25 i think a regular piano this big might be more than five grand, man. i'd probably rather have a piano than a mushroom anyway. yeah, tom cruise... well, this is interesting because i guess there's overseas territories, but many of them will be islands. tom cruise has probably been in 110 movies. damn, tom cruise has been in 47 movies? in 47 years? yeah, bill russell did not win the nba championship 47 times. octopus has three hearts.
15:08 now that's there's i find it hard to believe that roger federer could have won more than three grand slams. that's 12 majors just by itself. am i stupid? oh, the grand slam. this is a nomenclature issue that i'll take responsibility for. i thought a grand slam was when you win all four
15:39 in the same year or at least sequentially. like if you start by winning the french, then you can roll it over and win the australian the next year. but grand slam is the name of the tournament. so tennis or baseball, one of you has got to change, okay? because that's crazy. because baseball, a grand slam makes a ton of sense. it's the most runs you could get on a single swing. but a grand slam being one of the
16:13 four biggest tournaments is crazy. that's like calling a single in baseball a grand slam and then if you get all four which is the most you can get they call it a calendar grand slam okay, big fucking whoop man. they had to be married for two months right we had this yesterday just go to major the laver cup the laver cup is one of the grand slams only the first
16:52 no, that can't be too because i think that you got i think you got bad ai on that one. it's the australian the french wimbledon and then the us open. see, i know i got a little bit of knowledge about tennis. the labor cup there's no way it would be the labor cup because they had that shit in vancouver like two years ago. ah, the french orson wells dub.
17:29 hidden valley ranch dry dressing, man i love ranch. ranch dressing easily one of the foods i like the most that i eat the least and not for health reasons it just i just don't come across it in my day to day to be honest with you. i have to imagine 20 ounces, i mean this would probably make a lot of i guess this is a seasoning or a salad dressing mix. i imagine that's like $6.99. $8.99?
18:04 me going on streamr price is right and guessing that everything costs $2 so that people don't think i'm out of touch. that wouldn't work. well, if i looked at... if i went, oh, i love ranch dressing, i bet that one bottle's $200. you would be like, what's wrong with this guy? you would be like, we have to kill this guy. you might as well at least err on the other side. and also the reason i don't know how much ranch costs is not because i'm out of touch, it's because i've never bought ranch. if i'm at a
18:56 some kind of pub and someone orders chicken wings, i'll eat the ranch. sometimes if i'm in the us, i'll get ranch on a salad or something or ranch as a dipping sauce or something like that. i've never bought ranch at a grocery store. i've never bought it. i just feel like today sweden is speaking to me, man. ah, lizuto? oh, cooler. how about mongolia?
19:26 oh, okay. how about mexico over the arctic circle? what the fuck? where are you, bro? how about togo? ah, equidistant. equidistant across the prime meridian. mali is not found in the database. my bad, y'all. hit caps lock instead of a. mali is warmer. western sahara? okay, morocco. morocco is colder. algeria?
20:07 the gambia, gambia, senegal, nigeria, sierra leone. oh shit! oh, okay, okay, okay. i really did not expect that one to be correct. we take those. i got jump scared. the rock is still alive every time i rhyme. yes sir. you gonna catch nirvana the band the show when it comes to disney plus in two weeks? i caught it when it came to crave. i caught it when it came to crave.
20:59 four, three months, oh the show! the show, see those boys, they gotta change the name. how am i supposed to keep it straight between nirvana, nirvana the band the show, and nirvana the band the show the movie? it's like they're deliberately trying to confuse us man. rip t.vana, that's right, i don't fuck with david's t. actually, cold 911 is actually a go to for me when my throat's a little sore.
21:45 antigua and barbuda. this is micronesia. it looks like the most micronesian country it could possibly be. although this, it's got a pair of eyes on it, bro. the country's alive. could you be tuvalu? i mean, you know how this is going to go for the rest of this. can you get south? are you fiji? east? west of fiji. west of fiji. you're definitely not new zealand. could you be vanuatu? it is vanuatu. how about that?
22:45 who would have thought? i was racking my brain trying to think of yet another oceanic country, to be honest. give me a box office game for february 23, 1996. you misgifted subscriptions.
23:06 stop, stop typing then so i don't miss it. god, it's so hard to be a streamer. someone dropped 50 gifted subs but other people won't stop putting their little jokes in the chat and laughing at everything that i say. and now i'm rude because i missed the 50 bomb, man. and then i'm gonna ask you who it was and you're gonna all say me, me, me, me, me, so i'm not even gonna know who it was, man.
23:37 it was me, it was me, it was me. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. someone said, it was drawn! thank you, drawn, with three or four a's. thank you. thank you for the gifted subscriptions. look, we made it back. sorry i said all that shit, chat. you to goats. this is where i give you a... i glaze the chat. i couldn't have done this without you. i couldn't have guessed what new line cinema came out with on february 23rd, 1996 without you, starring jackie chan. 1996? that seems like rumble in the bronx, bro.
24:12 rumbling the bronx number one at the box office february 1996 in america. i would never have thought film the vancouver though so there is that 20th century fox making pretty good money john travolta. ooh, what kind of movie is it an action thriller? that's face off, bro no, it's broken arrow broken air with with me yeah, he already told you how about you get him his egg salad sandwich? oh
24:45 yeah, you can do something for me. you can get my friend jack nicholson his egg salad sandwich. it made that much money. i think broken arrow look at that certified blockbuster as long as you include whatever country this made an extra 80 million dollars in which i honestly have no idea absolutely no clue how they made up 80 million dollars more for the worldwide gross in 1996. beats me man. botswana. botswana was popping back then. walt disney
25:25 starring tim curry from 1996. it's muppet treasure island. i saw that shit in theaters, bro. i saw that and muppet christmas carol in theaters with my mom and my aunt. christmas carol clears. i mean, muppet treasure island is good, but fucking christmas carol is something. don't cry, children. life is a series of meetings and partings. fuck you! i didn't want to cry on christmas, kermit, you fucking dickhead!
26:03 1996 adam chandler. i'm gonna guess it's a comedy. it could be, i mean this is before he was pop, i feel like happy gilmore is like 97, so not billy madison. oh, it is happy gilmore, okay. happy gilmore came out in 1997, but it's hard to watch now. all you have to do is turn on the cbc in the summertime. am i right, fellow canadians? am i right? you know it's summer when cbc starts playing the happy gilmore trailer.
26:38 56, you know what they never show? i guess it's a rights issue. they never show cool runnings on cbc and i would fucking love to watch cool runnings again. i saw cool, this is how old i am. i saw cool runnings at a hotel with my grandparents on pay per view. so like a couple of months after it came to theaters or some shit like that.
26:59 they probably paid 20 bucks to watch it on pay per view in some shitty like howard johnson or something like that. but they don't ever have it on the cbc, man. hollywood pictures with richard dreyfuss, mr. holland's opus. yeah, 88th percentile. what's crazy to me is that i lived through all these movies. they did not come out at the same time. they think we're stupid. they rewrote the code. mr. holland's opus came out several years after muppet treasure island, obviously.
27:38 broken arrow is definitely from the early 90s, it's not from 1996. and happy gilmore, as we've established, is from 1997. is mr. holland's opus any good? it's a little treakly and sentimental, but it's all right.
27:59 there's a, i think in 1996 it hit okay, but in 2026 the scene where he's like destroyed the mr. holland himself of the opus is distraught and depressed because john lennon was killed is going to read as almost a parody in 2026 if i had to guess. it's like one of the pivotal moments of the film is that john lennon dies and then
28:24 mr. holland gets really sad and he's like rude to his son and then his son is like are you fucking stupid? you think i don't know who john lennon is and then he goes oh, sorry not to not to be glib. they treat it with a little bit more delic it's more delicate the way they treat it than that but what's better that or here comes the boom here comes the boom is is not worth watching. it's one of the
28:50 it's in the bottom 15% of comedies i've ever seen in my life. that's the one where kevin james becomes a ufc fighter for some reason. yeah, yeah, that one's not good. that one's really... i watched that on an airplane. for some reason he says, i don't really... because he wanted to marry salma hayek, right? he wanted to impress her. valid. she's married, bro. check the pinot. it's not hayek anymore. it's hayek pinot.
29:43 okay, to calm fjor. i feel like there's no connection that's obvious to me. i was thinking of just going straight to the chronicles of riddick, but you may know that the chronicles of riddick is not a star wars movie. alan rock, alan rock. oh, oppenheimer! oh, whoopi goldberg. oh yeah, whoopi goldberg's a bit of a star trek head. she's a bit of a trekkie. let me think about this for a second. i would like to get to calm fjor. how do we get to calm fjor?
30:22 it's literally easy, bro. did you know william shatner is 95 fucking years old? and he's still got the sauce. there's an interview where someone says, and it's the interview's old, it might be like 10 or 15 years old, but someone says, how do you hope that people talk about you in 25 years? and they're just like a whip smart. he goes, i hope they're saying, my god, how was he still alive? that's such a good line for like a man in his 80s to just come up with.
30:54 and then you know the thing he's literally almost a century old and people the first thing people say is he's had some work done bro he was fucking born in like 1929 show me some shit from 1929 that hasn't had some fucking work done show me some shit from 1929 half of that shit is that maybe like 90 percent of it is gone you understand that's crazy right
31:37 that's in many such things here in europe. okay, like a cathedral built of stone or something like that. this dude was like, he was getting his learner's permit when he got the news that hitler died. does that put it into perspective for you that this motherfucker is still alive? he's old, we get it. but you don't get it, it's a thread that connects the now to the then. you don't get it. he's older than biden? he's like 15 years older than biden. anyway, um...
32:22 fuck it, we'll connect through him just to say thanks man. getting bit on a lot of good stuff lately. let's go with miss congeniality. i'm trying to get the calm fjor. calm, the calm and the fjor. it's easy, you want to get the face off. i'm thinking, wait don't we have like a benjamin bratt to a catwoman, of course. lambert wilson, you motherfucker.
33:02 why am i scrolling man? i'm gonna scroll and be like, oh there he is. there he is. there's calm fior. um, how about trying to get the oh, how good would it be if john travolta was in the matrix, bro? i'm the one he said it like that because i'm the one baby. um, let's go with the matrix reloaded we're still trying to get to like a nicolas cage john travolta type situation here not making a lot of progress. um
33:46 but i think here's what i'll think about this. give me a momento off kerry and moss, take that to guy pearce. and now with guy pearce, you got la confidential. and from la confidential, there's every actor that's ever existed, including james cromwell, who's in, i think, star trek. he's in first contact. so we could have gotten... oh, now swanky sits right here, just saying, hey, did you miss me?
34:12 two clicks away and you could be at swanky, but we're not... we didn't start with swanky. we're not gonna end with swanky and we sure as shit aren't gonna do the swanky cul de sac. so instead, we're gonna go with guy pearce who of course is in prometheus. and then from prometheus, you just need to get to nicolas cage, bro. which is easy because nicolas... i thought his name was cc sniff, man. patrick wilson in prometheus? does he play... does he play ai or something like that?
34:52 is he the voice of somebody? there's no shot. he's the jockey? he's the space engineer? no, he's... okay, i bought that, which is so embarrassing. i see. it's numi repas's dad in a video message or something like that. okay. now i get it. and we're still on route to nicolas cage. charlize theron's been in a lot of movies. she's in this movie called young adult. also has patrick wilson in it, in case you didn't know that.
35:30 a lot of people in this movie, not 100% familiar with all their filmography, but you go to like patton oswalt or something like that. and of course, patton oswalt very famously in ratatouille with the goat, brad garrett, james remar dexter's dad, of course, thomas keller, the chef. guys, i'm lost. okay, brad garrett to the 30th anniversary reunion of everybody loves raymond. and then give me peter boyle and we'll take that to
36:18 monster's ball, of course billy bob thorton. sean combs is in this. i forgot about that until that exact moment. yeah, i kind of memory hold that one. okay, nicolas cage. well, let's go with heath ledger and then maybe like the imaginarium of dr. parnassus. and then verne troyer's in gold member with john travolta, who's in face off with comfior. we've entered calm through verne.
36:56 and then, i mean let's keep it fucking canadian bro. bonk kob bad kob, certified classic that i've never seen. rick mercer's in this. that makes sense. what are we even trying to get? jumanji the next level. okay. keeping up with kathy jones. well wait, wait, wait. are you? no, you're not drew carey's older brother from the drew carey show. andrew, young husband from canada's worst driver? holy cow, we're deep in fucking etobicoke right now.
37:40 he's in random passage, which also has colm meaney in it. and mary walsh, who's in deener 89, okay, that's with will sasso, who's in the three stooges. and you can't tell me that one of these three stooges was not involved in jumanji. someone here is involved in jumanji, there's no doubt about it. damn! they had mike sorrentino, snooki, jwoww, and the rest. how about skylar gisondo, a book smart.
38:15 to jason sudeikis, and then you can't tell me that he's not involved in something. like he and the rock are like, i mean, occupying the same space right now. you know what i mean? surely, wait, there's gotta be, there has to be a jack black, will ferrell movie, it's anchorman. will ferrell, anchorman, jack black, jumanji. all right, stopwatch, get ready. nine minutes, nine seconds, we made it. time, under 10, that's big.
39:06 prince of egypt, never seen it, i'm afraid, never seen it. thought i saw it once. i was just really high. it turns out what i watched was the road to eldorado. true story, by the way. by the way, i saw you say j wow was cool. the only j wow i know is japanese word of the week. and you know what? it is cool. i've been waiting for the next episode for quite some time. my japanese progress has stopped at four words. still waiting for the next one. talking. a verb meaning to express yourself.
39:48 a noun meaning any of numerous voracious elongate snake like bony fishes. okay. i'll help her out there. eel. fedora, a noun meaning a lot. something you wear on the train when you can't handle this tomfoolery anymore. eighth, a noun meaning one that is number eight in a series. eighth. she needs help, man. rhinestone, a noun meaning an imitation. anthropology, a noun meaning the science
40:18 phonics, a noun meaning the science of sound, acoustics. the word originates from new latin phonicus. phonicus. mummified. you know what? phonicus? that just entered the dad joke oeuvre. hey, why don't you tone down your screen time, phonicus, or something like that? hey, how's snapchat going, phonicus? and then they'll be like, phonicus isn't real. and i'll be like, oh, actually, it's a latin origin for phonics, the study of sound.
40:53 dumbass mummified a verb meaning to embalm and draw conference a noun nomenclature a noun meaning name not very smart she doesn't know she's read the way you know what that's that's that's very rude of me she's just read the words in her head like in books and stuff she's never said them out loud
41:15 she could have a good vocabulary, she just doesn't know how it's pronounced. that's fine. that doesn't mean she's stupid. that's not macropterous? oh, with an x makes so much more sense.
41:44 you ain't gonna get that pass to steve like me. profligacy. a noun meaning the quality or state of being profligate. profligacy. a noun meaning the quality or state of being profligate. profligacy. a noun meaning the quality or... profligacy. what does it mean to be profligate? abattoir. a noun meaning a place where animals... am i stupid? abattoirs? i've been spelling it wrong for years, bro!
42:20 it's 2b's 1t. it is a good ass vancouver restaurant. i haven't been there in 11 years or something, but by the way, i got even more pissed off because i actually read that full michael buble, ryan reynolds recommendation for minerva's and carrysdale. i don't want to put evil on this local business. i've eaten there. it's good, okay? i was mad enough when ryan reynolds said it was the best restaurant in vancouver or when i thought that's what he said. he actually said it's the best restaurant in the world. that's insane.
42:47 that's crazy. he's literally virtue signaling because he doesn't live here. so he's just naming a restaurant he used to go to for pizza with his parents or something like that. i mean, minerva, i know minerva. minerva's is fine. if you were asking me to rank the greek restaurants that i've been to in vancouver, it would be up there. it would be up there for sure. but the best restaurant in vancouver, man, much less the world. has he ever been to the first mcdonald's? that's on the bucket list.
43:42 these are eggplants? eggplant salad? i'm gonna say this is from greece, man. while we're on the subject, i'm gonna say this is from lebanon. badengin mikalu. it's from egypt? sure, man. yum. why not? buckwheat flour? a thin pancake like bread from buckwheat served with maple syrup or savory stews and beans or maybe like, i don't know if you can see this, i'm pretty sure this is like tuna salad. i mean, obviously,
44:26 maple syrup has me thinking canada. i guess you gotta try. yeah, that's ploy. traditional dish with origins in the matawaska region in northern new brunswick and maine. sure man, give it a try. next time i'm in new brunswick. no offense. no offense to people watching from sackville or moncton. one of the st. john's. i think it's st. john new brunswick, right? it's st. john and then in newfoundland it's st. john's.
45:06 i got it. see, i'm a new brunswick ally. plus, i didn't get robbed in new brunswick. i got robbed in nova scotia. now, obviously based on that, if i had to go back to one of them, which one would i go to? nova scotia. they got, i mean, i'd rather go to halifax, to be honest with you. or maybe go to like kejimkujik national park or something. but i'm sure new brunswick's got the sugar pie. new brunswick's got sugar pie for sure. kaffex, abbe.
45:42 a sweet rustic tart with a buttery short crust shell. sounds like, like i've just had a head injury and they're getting me to repeat after them. this, can you repeat after me? this dish is a sweet rustic tart with a buttery short crust shell. this dish is a sweet rustic tart with a buttery short crust shell. oh, he's fucked. he's fucked. euros on the menu, how about france? borders it to the southeast kind of italy.
46:16 sure, man. torta de la nona. grandma's pie? okay, dwayne, i already heard the song about that one. where in nova scotia did you get robbed? i got robbed at... i didn't get robbed at gunpoint. they broke into my grandparents' van when we were staying in a kitty inn overnight, like a motel style motor inn. they stole my game boy games. that's not robbed, that's burgled? whatever.
46:49 i'm not trying to be like i feared for my life. i was mostly just like, damn, i'm never going to get to finish toy story 1 on the game boy. grandma was pretty distraught, i'm not going to lie. i mean, she lost more than i did, let's put it that way. definitely, i feel like the hot dog is fine, man. that's a costco hot dog, it's just too expensive. but this, i don't know, they just, it don't look right to me. that's nothing, you should have seen what i lost to the bookie, yes, man.
47:27 who that say gonna rob them? there's nothing that really works. who that say gonna rob them? ontarians. who that say gonna rob them? what do people from the maritimes call people from ontario? there's gotta be like a slang term.
47:48 the same way on vancouver island they always go, yeah well no yeah it's beautiful it used to be better before all the mainlanders came here. where are you from? oh we moved we moved from vancouver eight years ago. so i think this is crazy but it at least it's it gets you a little bit more excited than the footlong dog cheese spitzel or you know what i mean this
48:26 spitzels really good, but i think it's got to be this just because this sort of looks like they cooked a bunch of like beans and bugs together, but i'm surprised at 41% i think it's very open minded. i've learned something in this game. don't vote mushy peas ever allowing yourself to vote mushy peas is just you're steering yourself in the wrong direction. they can double cheat bacon double story burger with stadium sauce.
48:59 or the vegan chipotle burger with beer. i feel like it's gotta be the meat burger minus the beer. chicago style hot dog that fell apart in their hands or hot dog loaded fries in a beer for 32 pounds 50. so there's a load of something on the fries. i wouldn't necessarily call them loaded. this actually looks really good if it wasn't destroyed.
49:36 i think people will be so offended by the price they'll go, never mind, never mind. beef with yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, green beans, salad and sprot free for event staff mate, it looks amazing. how is that at 73%? it's like a good honest meal with like six sides. that should be like, how could it not be at 100%? steak pie.
50:08 it's got to be pulled pork and chips for two pounds 50. gluten free burger with shredded meat. i'll say it, okay? and again, if you have dietary restrictions or you choose for whatever reason to be vegetarian or vegan, i'm not casting evil upon you. but on the waterfall, the cascading degradation from the original form of a burger or sandwich,
50:38 gluten free bun, real meat, clears, real bun, vegan style meat. now you could get like a vegetarian sandwich that's good, but the vegan imitation of the burger with a gluten free bun, well, that would be the worst of both worlds. i think i got to say gluten free bun, small, the chili fries are going to win. i'm just wasting your time. and the twist looks all right, but i think i got to go with the chimichurri. all right, i'll take it if you don't want it.
51:15 what happened to my woke streamer? i had like 10 beyond burgers and they were fine, but they stayed. i was waiting for them to come down in price. i can't be paying four bucks a patty for beyond burgers. it's just crazy. and at a restaurant the same price as the one that came from an animal is like, it's a little insulting. just give me, i'll take a chana masala or something like that and i'll be happy to have it. chips and gravy, it beats the katsu burger, bro, even though the gravy doesn't quite look right. but,
52:03 whose hair got in my mouth? one of my eyelashes. one of my own eyelashes got into my own mouth. it's the kind of thing that happens to a doll, bro. did you notice? no one said anything. i shaved. did you notice? no, you didn't fucking care at all? no? no, you didn't notice? what's fucked up is that you guys will be like, you look exactly the same. and meanwhile, yesterday i was like, i felt like alan parrish from jumanji, bro.
52:55 you look better with a beard? yeah, but i'm like way more comfortable with that one. so like fuck you basically is what i'm trying to say. how do you feel about that? look at that, i got you. sorry i don't uh, i don't doll myself up in the morning before i get on stream. sorry for the male gaze of twitch to come here and objectify me. you're going to objectify me? don't mention the facial hair. it's not okay to comment on the streamer's appearance. you can say you're looking skinny
53:34 you can say, nl, is that a whisper of a chin dimple that i see now that you've shaved? a chin dimple that we thought was dead and buried from 2005 onwards ever since you got to the queens university dining hall? i think, you know what? my eyes ain't so good, but if you say so, if you say so, i went to scrantle without doing the plate off. that's why i'm so confused. it's gyros. i was just going to say it should be the highest rated food we've ever seen.
54:08 i don't fuck with mate and i don't want to blame the mate drinkers for this. it's the people who go to south america on like a exchange student type thing and then come back and they're like, i don't drink coffee anymore. i only drink mate. i'm like, well you are fucked bro, cause we live in a town in canada of like a hundred thousand people. so you're not going to be able to get that that often. you're not going to be able to get it. the gourds you're not going to be able to get man.
54:36 not as easy. you better bring your own gourd. i mean a digestive biscuit is fine. i really like this kind of food to be honest. whatever. that's crazy. i'll take the sugared almonds. chicken breast. a chicken breast gyro bro? that sounds even better. i mean it's a... if i may, without becoming a caricature of myself, i actually think it might be better if they took a little bit of the chicken out but still it should be up there.
55:18 the soup does look like a clown as well. tambou, which is also a ramen restaurant, they don't serve this there. or testaroli. so i feel like testaroli is going to win because it's an italian pasta, which is fair. but i love a nordic cheese, man. never mind. one of the most underrated cheeses in my opinion? jarlsberg. it's mild, but something about the texture is just very nice. i love a jarlsberg, man.
55:54 greek cheese or the pimms cup greek cheese please. easter bond or bon ray. sweet potatoes. it's a sweet potato bread i suppose. it's bon. i really like. i'm so, i know that so many people look at this and are like damn. no, i'd rather have like a chicken katsu onigiri on the shinkansen. i would go fucking crazy, crazy for this. i would go insane for that. even the crinkle cut pickles man.
56:32 this is not losing to anything unless it's got like human meat in it it's not losing to anything wait you're a hairy guy my partner is pretty hairy so i want to confirm if this is normal do you have to wring water off from your arms and legs before getting out of the shower um like like taking the individual like almost like a cartoon like taking the individual hairs and going like that i don't have to do that and i'll i mean listen i'll give you a little
57:13 i'm not sure how well it comes across on the camera here, but like we got some hair going on. you might say that's not that much. okay, but then also check this out. it goes all the way up there. all the way up. you ever try kneading dough when you got hair like this on the sides of your fucking hands? so we got a lot of body hair, okay? i feel like i have to give it an extra once over with the towel when i get out of the shower, but that's about it.
57:46 how often were you kneading dough? my dad used to make his own bread. i would go over and help him out. but then i was oftentimes like, all the dough is sticking to my hair and he's like, yeah, you got to shave that before you knead the dough. and i was like, ah, so now i'm catch me two weeks after i visited my parents and all of a sudden i got, i got stubble on my hands, man. but the trade off by the way, for taking longer to dry off the rest of your body is it takes like two seconds to dry off my head because i don't have any hair. so you take the good with the bad. we already did scramble.
58:32 in statistics, what greek letter reps the level of significance? sigma, sigma, sigma. sigma is something to do with statistical significance. most of earth's helium comes from this type of radioactive decay. yeah, alpha makes a lot more sense. what the hell is sigma, bro? i mean, i wrote delta first. sigma is the standard deviation. oh, brother. i'll say it. standard, sorry if you're in science, plug your ears.
59:20 standard deviation is a fucking joke, man. what do you mean put the deviation bars on the graph? i just gave you the graph all the informations in the graph professor why would you want me to put fake information on the graph when i gave you the graph has all the concrete information? stupid ass don't say professor like that. okay, joe show me sure joe show ma gender ma joe jincha neither to shung bing and
1:00:09 because i'm not putting the damn bars on the graphs, okay? it's that simple. also, i don't know how anymore. why are you learning mandarin again? what do you mean again? did i forget it at some point? your dirt is sick. okay, i was trying to say his head is sick, okay? i said, call the police, your head is sick. that was what i was trying to say at least. in 1899, philippe, my chinese teacher has not told me yet how to say you're stupid. so i have to come up with it myself by saying some shit like,
1:00:45 need a toe, chong bing. oh, it's bandon. that's right. it's bandon. you should bend on jack. that's right. yeah, the stroke order is pretty easy. it's up and down. philippe waquette filed the first british patent for a typewriter laid out in the alphabet of what language? fuck it, bro. take a flyer.
1:01:20 mohar and muzlin made their way into english usage via french and italian translations of words in arabic? okay. when fishing for sharks stabbed them in the eye, so goes some survival advice from what 2002 novel? i'll tell you it's not hatchet because i was reading that shit in like the fourth grade which was not 2002. i have no idea man. dorados change color rapidly when they're dying according to what? oh it's the life of pi?
1:01:53 life of pi, okay. gary paulson, no. you know, they're still selling hatchet, man. it actually makes me feel a little bad because when i go into the bookstore, the kids bookstore, they're still selling like all the books from when i was a kid. they're just also awash with like other books that are like, how to talk to your kid about ai or like the budding bitcoin investor and shit like that. so, you know, you take again, you take the good with the bad, i suppose.
1:02:30 or like the the unsubtle art of not giving a fuck junior edition like shit like that it felt like something was happening that was the beginning of it all so said dave grohl about what perry farrell founded music fest lola palooza according to their house mascot rexy the dinosaur was once in the macy's day thanksgiving parade repping what new york leather goods brand dkny
1:03:04 tom landry almost interlocking c monogram's feature on chNL bags. the old school horse and buggy logo is probably the most enduring look for what? oh, it's coach. why would chNL be based in new york? it sounds french as fuck, bro. of course it's coach. it's because you know why? because i got it fucking confused with chNL west coast from ridiculousness.
1:03:44 has anyone checked on her, by the way, since it got... since the show got canceled? is she okay? let me check. okay, they're literally like, this is a joke. and you know what? it's timely, so i'll give them that. but, i mean, i'm a little ins... don't let it happen again, is what i'm trying to say. sort these movies directed by christopher nolan by their release date starting with the latest. okay. prestige is before the dark knight. it's before inception, interstellar, dunkirk, tenet. i mean, you don't even have to think... you don't even have to give it a second glance. that's easy.
1:04:29 if you are 20, you could be forgiven for maybe getting the order of these mixed up because you weren't there. you weren't there. also, if you were born the year the prestige came out, so to you, the prestige is an old movie. that's fucking funny. that's funny as fuck. now, i could be talking to an adult and they'd be like, yeah, the prestige is pretty old, but it's still good. that's fucking funny, bro. hugh jackman looks the same. he looks better. he looks better now. now he's had some work done, but he's also done some work. so done some work.
1:05:10 prestige is as old for an 18 year old as top gun is for you. yes, but top gun doesn't strike me as an old movie. what's an old movie? what's the movie that came out before the lady in the moon got hit by a rocket in her eyeball? the fuck ass train, lumiere brothers shit. yeah, the fuck ass train. that one's pretty old, pretty good though. they should remake. we need a live action remake. higher percentage of cheap rents, say outside of cleveland versus outside of chicago.
1:05:53 more graduate degrees? i'll say outside of denver. that was a coin flip for me though. more transit? i don't know, i'm assuming cleveland because it's bigger. more people who have a stem degree. surrey or saskatoon? i'm gonna assume surrey. there will be a lot of healthcare. and in saskatoon, a much higher percentage of like oil, gas and agriculture i would expect. wrong! higher median commute time.
1:06:30 it's got to be pennsylvania because of the traffic, right? 16% holy cow. also, i just realized when i said oil and gas in my head i was like that's not stem but obviously that's stem. for some reason i was like you would go to oil school to get a degree that allows you to work in oil and gas. whatever, three out of five. ain't bad. meatloaf said that i think.
1:07:11 you think they play the video of them at the mud factory where they got no shirts on? you know the one i'm talking about. queens engineers making concrete canoes. concrete? concrete canoes, so probably. they love dude. i mean you went to queens. is the culture the same where if you talk to an engineer for five seconds there's a 98% chance they bring up how their graduating class solved the grease pole during their frosh week?
1:07:49 they fucking love to talk about how they climb that grease pole bro. first we started we had all the big guys on the bottom and we tried to make like a human pyramid and send smaller people up. then we decided we were going to do it a little differently. we were going to use like the heaviest people as ballast and then it's a bonding exercise. what's a grease pole? it's like a 30 foot tall pole covered in grease and it's like in a pit of mud and they take all the first year engineering students out there
1:08:18 and all they have to do is get someone to grab the flag on the top of the grease pole. i'm also realizing it might not be 30 feet because as soon as i said 30 feet everyone went 30 feet? it's, i don't know, i'm gonna say five average individuals tall?
1:08:40 i remember being told how they dump horse guts in the grease pole pit and guys had to wear condoms in the 80s it was so foul no doubt they were bullshitting but it's believable. i don't think that they love to talk like that i don't think they were dumping animal corpses in the in the grease pit and then people had to wear condoms. it actually is 30 feet wait i'm a genius bro they were
1:09:06 i don't think they were doing i don't think they were dumping animal corpses into the grease pit man they knew about like germ theory and shit like that. those are victims then those are victims man what about the condoms part? well, i assume they didn't want to catch like a disease that's why they shouldn't have been in the pit to begin with to be honest. that's how frats work. it's not a frat it's the engine is a class of queens engineering 1987
1:09:43 i don't think, yeah, like how would they, i'm just trying to imagine the dean of the engineering school, the engineering department at queens being like, oh yeah, oh one last thing, sorry honey, i'm going to be late tonight. i forgot to order the horse guts to dump in the grease pit to give all of our engineering students like some kind of communicable disease. like it just doesn't, just think about it for a second, it doesn't make any sense.
1:10:09 where were they getting horse guts and why would they dump them into the pit and get everybody insNLy sick? it sounds like they would get so sick from just... because i've seen them in the grease pit, they're getting mud all over their faces and stuff, man. no, i don't buy it. they're kind of crazy, but they're not that crazy. that being said, my roommate did...
1:10:48 to become a frosh leader, like a leader of orientation week, at the end of your first year you apply and then you do like a little audition to see if you've got the the right kind of school spirit to lead freshmen in the grease pit. and
1:11:02 two of my friends did the audition together and what they did was chug an entire bottle of maple syrup. and what's so fucked up is that one of them got the... it's not even a job, it's like a volunteer position. one of them got a volunteer position and the other one didn't. so he chugged all the syrup for no reason. he was throwing up for like two hours in the bathroom. i have to imagine throwing up maple syrup probably feels pretty bad.
1:11:35 anyway, ancient astronomy, early scientific cosmologies, esoteric cosmology, concepts in... i have absolutely no... i'm going to type something crazy, resonance. musicala, that's not what that says. musica universalis. it regards proportions in the movements of celestial bodies as a form of music. all right. a chief freck in 1984... wait, wait, wait. i got to read this.
1:12:12 orders the inclusion of urine vomit cow heads animal guts and rotten tomatoes in the grease pulpit 25 students are taken to hospital as a result. okay, so can i can i say something that sounds like one guy got over his skis and poisoned 25 people the way that the engineer was relaying the story to the chatter so it sounded like on an institutional level there was a tradition of poisoning everybody in the grease pit
1:12:44 that guy is insane. that guy's obviously crazy. i'm sure because, listen, i was alive for part of the 80s. i was like one and a half at the end of it, but still i was alive for the 90s. it wasn't like there was an instant culture shift in the 80s. they were like only 25 people went to the hospital, double the horse guts. right? like they were still like trying to make sure kids didn't just fucking like
1:13:08 get diseases and die in their first year of university. i know the 80s see... one thing i've learned from reading your comments on the internet is that if you're like 21 years old, you think that everybody on earth was on cocaine all of the time for the entire 1980s. anything that happened in the 1980s, every comment is like, well, there was lots of cocaine back then. people doing cocaine now because of the dark web and stuff like that, if i had to guess. i mean, you guys are all on ketamine.
1:13:37 when did that start? and then at no point do people go, oh, well, actually there's one very specific scenario where people blame ketamine these days. but for the most part, they don't do that. there's one very, very specific situation where people go, i think we can probably attribute that one to the ketamine, but apparently it's bigger than ever. drug usage is at an all time high right now. thank you, fent123. perfect example of nominative determinism right there. i appreciate that.
1:14:18 20th century italian economists. i'm just not gonna know. i don't know mario draghi and i apologize to you. 20th century american naturalist and biologist. now this one i probably should know. it's a non fiction environmental writer who's a woman zoologist. boy died in 1967. okay, maybe i will not know you. i don't know you, rachel carlson. i apologize. 1947 comics debuts in finland.
1:14:55 this is tin tin or draw 25. it's the... oh my god, it's moomins. tin tin is not from finland. tin tin is belgian. the charge of the light brigade. i don't even know what this is, but i needed a win there. i saw cavalry charges and in my head i just... honestly, until two minutes ago, i might have thought that this was a piece of music. i might have thought that the charge of the light brigade was like something written by wagner or something like that, but we take those.
1:15:37 20th century actor and rapper who is a sports executive who's polyamorous. he's an east coast hip hop musician who's one best actor. okay, he's a singer songwriter from pennsylvania and he owns part of the philadelphia 76ers. 1968 births and he's a singer and he's a rapper and he's an actor.
1:16:14 he's a television actor, he's a voice actor, and he's a philanthropist. he won best actor at the academy awards. okay, it's jamie foxx. it's will smith. i had it in my head, okay? i had it in my head. i was like, it's will smith or it's jamie foxx. and then i read that he won best actor and i went, oh, it's jamie foxx. will smith never won best actor. and then i went, oh.
1:16:52 oh, there was that one, that one fateful night. has jamie foxx ever won any awards? brought best actor for ray in 2004! obviously. songs from top gun by jessica simpson. synth pop ballads? this has got to be take my breath away. japanese martial arts? the warrior code of the samurai? this bushido. that's right, we still got that one. british gothic novels?
1:17:45 that are dark fantasy. they're about gay topics, they're lgbtq related, they're irish, they were published by oscar wilde, they're lgbtq related, they're british, they're irish, it's gay literature. wait, this is dorian gray, the portrait of dorian gray. i saw immortality in there. of course, famously published in lippincott's monthly magazine. i don't know anything about dorian gray except for stuart townsend's
1:18:21 portrayal of dorian gray in the amazing film lxg the league of extraordinary gentlemen. it's gay, it's british, it's irish. lxg, yeah i saw lxg in theaters at the napanee movie theater. really, really bad movie. but also like changed my life obviously. emergency management, first aid, french medical phrases, intensive medical care. tourniquet, triage.
1:19:11 okay, wait, wait, wait. let me take a peep at this queen's journal article here. i got my ass beat. i'm scrolling down. i mean, queen's a little crazy for sure. especially back then in the 80s when i was there.
1:19:40 he added that the unsavory things like throwing frozen tomatoes at frosh or putting rotten food in the pit have been dealt with extensively. he added stating that the engineering society holds a safety and risk assessment meeting about the grease pole every year and the water is freshly poured by the department of health and safety before students can enter. so they've gone woke. they've gone damn woke with clean water and you can't hit people with frozen fruit anymore.
1:20:14 we're dealing with the attitudes of the frecks. we're trying to make them more accessible. they can't be yelling at frosh nonstop. but the frosh yelled at us. when we were frosh, we got yelled at. we can't perpetuate the cycle of hazing by then yelling at next year's frosh when we're frecks. we can't even tell them to sizzle like bacon and get on the floor and go, you can't do anything anymore, man.
1:20:46 artsci used to have this thing where they'd put people in the dark and make them crawl through rotten food, cold pasta, fish heads, and cat food. one year, the transition manual for chief freck had where to get a cow's head as a heading. the chief freck transition manual suggested other frecks vomit and urinate into the pit before filling it with assorted animal guts to assure that the grease pull wasn't too tame. they were just giving people horrible zoonotic diseases, man.
1:21:17 the world used to be a fun place, you're right. holy cow. yep. guy who went to school 20 years after that? yep. that's what the world was like back then. they made a guy... is this real? because your name makes me think it's not real, but they made a guy at my school hike up a mountain, then they beat him with cactuses and he died, then they banned hazing. they beat him... i mean, that's a horrible story. they made him climb a mountain and then beat him to death with cactuses. i'll go ahead and say it. that's not okay.
1:22:09 it was me and celine song and elon musk were all in the pit together and then we'd be like, every once in a while a fucking cow's head would float by with its tongue sticking out. oh shit. it was fucked up back then, man. that actually happened at uc riverside? you made them climb a mountain, they beat them to death with cactuses. oh, i'll say it. that's not okay.
1:22:52 here they tied a guy to the train tracks. he died from a heart attack when he heard a train come. the train, the track was not connected to the actual train tracks. oh my god, that's fucking horrible, bro. they made him think he was going to die and then he died because he got so scared that he was going to die. but you know that the people who tied him up were like, but like rip and we shouldn't have done that. but it would have been so, we would have been bonded forever over that, man.
1:23:30 we would have joked about that for years. it is the type of shit if they did it on jackass i would be like that was awesome. think about all the michelob ultras afterwards. don't do that to me. that's the worst thing of all. are you telling me that college students are drinking michelob ultras? a beer that's not even the cheapest beer that's available but then also is advertised as being low carbohydrate and tastes like absolute shit is the other thing as many people are mentioning right now.
1:24:15 you can't be drinking michelob. i mean, you could, you're going to drink whatever, but like you can't be wasting your money on michelob ultra in college, man. you should drink whatever's cheapest that's not, i mean, it's all poison, but like that's not like the kind of poison that kills you now instead of later. i think this is like a 290 degree angle, man. let's go with what the fuck? oh, getting hot is colder than hot. that's right.
1:24:56 all right, so well, you know what? let's just take a stab at it, man. boy, the 296. oh, i'm out. oh, beautiful amount. it started too fast. i didn't even see how many there were. 9090. i think there's like 91. it's crazy that that was not that much different than like my other guesses to be on a six seven. i'm running it back. i think it was 91.
1:25:54 more surprising to me. that's low 35 67. okay. that's a lot. that's a lot of spheres man is in the low 100 and high 120s 128.
1:26:40 oh, we were knocking on the door. hey john, thank you for the gifted subscriptions. thank you. much appreciated. get ready for this. so this one's for you. okay, phil, we're going to fill it to 51. the perfect pint. 51 for you right there. oh, i'm going to get you. i'm going to get you. the little, the aura that i put in at the end actually put us a little bit over unfortunately.
1:27:35 55. i'm gonna get that fucking 55. i'm gonna fucking get it. 93 of these. oh, the little salt bae would have taken us to the top, man. the salt bae would have taken us to the top. beat 63%? beat 63% of 40 players? there's only 40 people playing this? this is so good, man. this is a great doll.
1:28:26 i was almost on the leaderboards today. but now you've already seen the answers, so you can't do it. it's too loud. it literally sounds comforting. that logic doesn't work on me anymore. i didn't do golf today yet, did i? fuck, it's like a destroyed cell. no, man, we don't like to see that. we don't like to see that at all. nobody wants to see that. let's play some golf. beautiful placement. beautiful placement.
1:29:39 you're a dazzling picture, beautiful place. i had a dream last night. here's how much singing in the rain affected me. i had a dream last night that i watched singing in the rain. notice i didn't say nightmare. the movie is good as fuck, man. cinema. also dreamt that i was back. i have dreams where i'm like back in school all the time. but not, some of them are nightmares like, yeah, like the, oh, welcome back to class. here's your final exam. only i didn't do the final exam and i'm like, what?
1:30:16 but then this one was just like, i was just in a french class. i was just in a class learning french. and then for some reason, like one of my best friends from like the sixth grade was there. and we were just learning french. but it was one of those colleges, i guess, where you take a one hour class a couple times a day or a couple times a week. and then you live in the dorms for some reason. oh, they call it university when you're getting a biology degree. dron, thank you. thank you again. are you of sound mind right now?
1:30:59 i appreciate the support. also, when this happens, i do like to make sure that the person on the other end of it is okay. never saying her? all right. that's not really the test, i think. again, i'm not saying i don't appreciate it. i'm just making sure everything's okay. now, i hate the logic. fuck this ramp, bro. i hate the logic.
1:31:36 that people always say, well, like that's what someone who's not sane would say. because it's also what someone who's of sound mind would say. because if someone of sound mind said, i'm crazy, you would be like, well, at least they finally admitted it, right? but then they would be like, i'm not crazy. you wouldn't know. they're going to say it no matter. exactly. it's a twitch 22. but that does sound like something a crazy person would say. do you know about the danish hazing ritual?
1:32:20 if an unmarried man turns 30, we blast him with cinnamon from a fire extinguisher. hazy danish cinnamon? hazy cinnamon danish? that sounds good as fuck, bro. i'm hungry. i think i could have hit the word order a little bit better, but it sounds tasty, bro. it sounds like some shit you get at small victories. come on, man. how do you get the cinnamon in there? i assume you just buy one preloaded at the hazing store or whatever. 25 is cinnamon. we use black pepper at 30, so it just keeps getting...
1:33:17 the hell do you use at 35, man? carolina reaper? mmm, male bonding with a little propose to your girlfriend motivation powder? what a shot. sell it next to the horse guts. yes, dude.
1:34:00 i mean, all this hazing stuff, like, i mean, there's a trade off with everything. some people get sick and maybe even die. yeah, yeah, yeah, but like a couple of dudes became really good friends for like four years and then never spoke again. so like, i just don't like that you guys are acting like it's all bad. you just, you hesitate to see the bigger picture. top 63%, huh? have you heard the jon hamm hazing story? hazed ham, that sounds fucking good, man.
1:34:45 that sounds pretty fucking good. with the cinnamon danish on the side? he lit the dude's penis on fire, right? didn't he light his... he lit his cock on fire? or maybe he... let's maybe phrase it a little more indelicately. he lit him on fire via the penis. he was beaten with a paddle, dragged around a room by his genitals and had his pants set on fire
1:35:23 of which jon hamm was the ringleader. okay, but that's obviously really bad, but at first i was stunned, because i dead ass thought that said mark sanchez, and i was like, is he using that as his excuse in his defense?