We need more Millennial movies (Miscellaneous)

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0:00 by the way, i think this is obviously signs. this is the movie signs and i can say, that's the alien bro! enhance! no man, if they had one ring camera that movie would have been a lot shorter. yeah, i have no idea what this is. also from this shot, i can't tell what year this is from. but what's that movie where tom cruise is a pilot that smuggles drugs in from south america?
0:32 wait, this has a certain jourdan peele type cinematography to it. it has a certain nope quality, but obviously i don't think this is nope. i don't think it's field of dreams. wait, is this interstellar, bro? it's like a farm with matthew mcconaughey's truck and there's a modern avionic device. okay, it is. and then this is the sandstorm. okay, there you go.
0:58 ball knowledge zero? i mean, i got it in two. it's pretty good. you have to forgive me for not having seen this 25 times. i was like 30 when it came out. i think it's a great movie, by the way. you won't find me being cynical about chris nolan, although i haven't seen oppenheimer yet. oh wow, the astronaut's sad. can i say something? can we give this astronaut his flowers? he's trying to save the whole species.
1:28 he is trying to save the whole species. it's not... what do you want from him? i would be pretty fucking in my feelings too if i was matthew mcconaughey. i do think it's crazy, no disrespect, but also if you've not seen interstellar, like, spoilers, but it did come out like 12 years ago or whatever. it's crazy when at the end of the movie he comes back and like his daughter's a hundred years older than him and she tells him to fuck off. she's like, you don't need to come see me. bro, that's your fucking kid.
2:00 you a, first off, i'm your father. you don't tell me what to do. and b, i'll stay here for as long as it takes, which i don't, i don't think it's going to take very long judging from the looks of things. but anyway, she literally said like, don't wait here for another. you don't need to, you don't need to be here for 10 minutes. go back to take a 10,000 year journey through space to go find anne hathaway. like she can wait 10 minutes, bro.
2:33 she's out there like discovering more planets and shit or whatever. i don't remember. um, spent more time with the fuck ass robots. well, i mean he did spend like a hundred thousand years with the fuck ass robots or something. as the dad, what are you doing in that situation? honestly, probably...
2:54 not going to outer space, but also if the world is in such a fucked up place that they need me to go to outer space to save the human race, like it's over anyway, man. i might as well just enjoy what little time i have left. there's no shot. we need a man with your unique skills in the space shuttle. what the fuck am i going to do, man? i'll be like, oh, this is just like, have you guys seen john carpenter's dark star? this is just like dark star, man. you're the jester.
3:27 i wonder if we have any astronauts that watch the stream. there's only like 50 astronauts on earth, so i'm gonna guess we probably got a couple. there's a menacing beach ball? bro, that wasn't a beach ball. that was an alien played by a beach ball. mike lafleur is the new head coach of what nfc team? should be the saints because he has a french last name. donovan mitchell scored 50 plus points in multiple games. the jazz still blew a 3 1 lead to this team in 2020. oh, and the mickey mouse playoffs? anything could happen, bro.
4:00 the jazz blue ali, i don't know who donovan mitchell played for before he played for the cavs. i barely even know that he plays for the cavs. i don't know why i'm thinking as if it's gonna come to me somehow. let's go with the dallas mavericks. i don't know. a consensus all american, this north carolina big man averaged over 17 points. that's not even that much. they score like a hundred a game.
4:30 10 rebounds kind of impressive though. north carolina big man kevin, kevin, kevin love. i knew there was a couple famous kevin's in college. they only score like 70 they should they should pump those numbers. tim cook is the current ceo of what trillion dollar company? about as difficult as the college basketball question. okay, that is this is a really tough one. you are
5:08 um, uh, you're, you're a book smart book smart. lady's name is chloe. no. is your last name? fine men. what is, wait, i can do this. she's in, uh, she's in book smart. i know you. and then i think it's, i think it's paul mezcal. what is the name? what is your name? i have to like, i'm, i'm resetting.
5:55 it's getting further away. like the information is getting further away from me. i know your name. i need to let it simmer for a second. this hall of fame nba player has his own brand of xl gummies made in the shape of his face. i have absolutely no idea. let's guess that it's shaquille o'neal because he's involved with everything. ed o'neal played a crotch scratching women's shoe salesman. okay, you make him sound like a pervert, but the thing is if you've watched the show, he's literally ace. this is married, dot, dot, dot, with children.
6:27 they forgot about the dots, man. christian bale first played bruce wayne. i don't know why i thought that said bruce wayans. this is batman begins. very nolan heavy day so far. so what we get drunk? so what we smoke weed? we're just having fun. our lyrics from this 2011 wiz khalifa and snoop dogg song. i have no idea. party. get party. where are the party at?
6:58 your name is, is your name cleo? it's cleopatra maybe? it's cleopatra and richard feynman. does your name start with a c? i have to, i have to tap. i don't know her name. caitlyn deaver. caitlyn deaver. i know chloe. cleo. okay, 8%. i don't feel as bad about that. what is this song? young, wild and free. i'll be honest. i don't think i know that one, man. caitlyn deaver and paul mezcal.
7:48 you do know it? bro, in 2011 what was i listening to? shit, i was listening to some crazy stuff in 2011. prom night 2012? i... bro, i had my prom night in 2006. if they said some... they were like, hey, what song says, um, promiscuous girl, it's you that i want.
8:13 i'm all messed up and it's you that i want. it turns out i don't really know all the lyrics, but you know the deal. i was not listening to peter bjorn and john. i was listening to peter bjorn and john in 2007 when the fucking whistle song came out. for like a month you had a recurring bit of so what we stay sober, so what we smoke nothing. yeah, i stole it from chiblee's chat. the same way i steal, that's where i steal most of my good jokes. was i listening in 2011?
8:49 fuck man, a lot of park life by blur for sure and like best coast. i feel like i was getting into best coast around then. i was getting into like the world is lazy. i was listening to like uh women. i wish i had a boyfriend. i wish i had a loving man in my life. you know stuff like that. i was listening to uh surfer blood and uh like real estate
9:20 i was listening to a lot of stuff back then. i wasn't listening to wiz fucking khalifa. that's not women, that's girls? whatever, man. i don't know shit about lena dunham. although i did watch tiny furniture. no, thank you. why you hating on wiz khalifa? fear of the unknown. uh, okay. tan. so obviously i'm looking for cyan and kos. an appeal. you strike a match. i mean, dry, fold, wash. this is sort. this is tasks involved in doing the laundry. laundry day verbs.
10:14 to... i mean to dial, to call, to check, to screen, to check, to screen. wait, these are hockey terms, man. not really. a coupon. coupon. coup. coup starts with coup, ends with on. tan. tan. bid. like a call, a bid. these are like also stock market terms.
11:00 appeal, appeal, stamp. i mean, things you collect. collect call. okay. you collect a check. yeah, that didn't seem strong. collect call. stamp collector, collect call. collect coupons. collect screen, collect bid. collect tan. collect flowers.
11:39 oh my god, we got further away. check screen. you check so you screen something. guys, i think i might be cooked on this one. as soon as i hit the shuffle button, you should be feeling very bearish. this does say lower. on, lower. nah, that's too much. a check. things you sign. an appeal. an appeal is a request. things you turn.
12:34 you strike a match, you strike a dial. dial is also a soap spelled backwards. it's laid, that song from the american pie 2 soundtrack. this is pissing me off a little bit. what if you put eed at the end? stampede, that's about it. that's about it. you request something, you bid on something. you match, you check, you tan. you go to the beach to get tanned, scream.
13:28 squay screen dial things on a modern cars console. i've decided i think i have no functions on a phone dial call. they made a bid. they made an appeal. they made a request. they made a call. an entreaty. an entreaty. okay. uh, and we, what did we fail at before? it was like things you collect.
14:18 flower coupon stamp, but that was these were that was none check flower lower to tan sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sun sunscreen tan was everything cuz nothing else goes with tan coupon checks stamp match things that come in books
14:56 things that come in books. okay, that one i'm proud of myself even though it took like nine minutes or whatever to get there because a couple of years ago doing the dolls i would have just been like fuck that man. don't say i also do that book thing. took me 30 seconds because i'm stoned. wait that might be dude you know the same way like to do a magic eye it's you just need to cross your eyes or something like that maybe connections
15:29 the trick to connections is to like, you know, be a little bit off and edible or something like that. everybody must get stoned. i'm off the pen, don't tell her. jesus christ has more searches than leprechauns. this game is not real, man. they're making it up. selena gomez really popular, more popular than leprechauns.
16:00 probably more popular than john cena. i don't know. isn't this literally from the video where he's talking about how he orders a flat white at every coffee shop he goes to? no? honestly, librarian, i trust you. you would know. not quite, but he is dressed the same. i mean, there's no shot. typing it into google is crazy, man. probably go with that over pepsi. i think leonardo dicaprio's getting more search than pepsi.
16:40 heart disease? people don't google things that will kill them, which is how i know i'm not neurotypical. because i'll definitely be googling heart disease a hundred times more often than fucking leonardo dicaprio. who gives a shit, man? i mean, like, it's not who gives a shit about him necessarily, but it's like, what am i hoping to learn about leonardo dicaprio? i google heart disease because i'm like, what are the symptoms? black hole kind of interesting for sure.
17:06 limb lengthening. i have to imagine materialist just didn't have that much of an impact on the culture. so i stay with black hole on this one. home depot is going to be way up there. huge. next. dj khaled versus t pain. dj khaled is like the most popular artist in the world. oh shit, he's way less popular than i thought he was. t pain versus blur. blur will have more streams. blur over siza, who is just robert downey jr as dr. doom. radiohead.
17:47 so far so good, man. tayo cruz? i think he's getting mogged by radiohead. that's really, that's 13 million views just for dynamite, huh? i'm gonna say tayo cruz over lil' tejay. nevermind. every day there's a new most popular artist on earth that i have never heard of. that's okay. before sunrise mogs harry potter. harry potter mogs high school musical. beautiful mind mogs high school musical. it's the circle of life, bro. pulp fiction over a beautiful mind.
18:25 looks like she's got the gun from my island. hope fiction over shutter island. shutter island over the suicide squad. the king's man is really bad, so the suicide squad should be over that. probably say my neighbor totoro over the king's man. now this...
18:55 your name, also known as kimi no na wa, is awesome, especially if you go to the movie theater like 17 minutes in after the body swap stuff is done. it's a movie for real yearners, but the concept of it being over my neighbor tatoro is almost unfathomable to me, even though i think it should be in that like 8.1 range. you know what? fair enough. fair enough, man. i think it's peak, i'll say it. tatoro got robbed.
19:36 i know that toro's selling way more merch of like the cat bus for coin purses and shit like that. so you know what? miyazaki gonna be sleeping all right tonight. let's just put it that way. why did you see the kingsman? for a while, i was loathe to give up my status amongst millennials. and the only thing millennials love more than the office is like, hey, there's a new movie on that went direct to streaming. oh shit, mark wahlberg, jason momoa movie that went direct to amazon prime. this has gotta be good.
20:07 so basically i was just watching stuff because it was like, hey it's out now and i can watch it. now i'm becoming even more annoying. i'm becoming like a 22 year old gen z cinephile who is like, why the fuck are 22 year olds telling me like, oh if you like cleo from five to seven you got to watch this other agnes varda movie. your favorite movie is supposed to be daddy's home 2.
20:35 why the fuck are you in your second year of college telling me about like, oh, but what's your favorite jacques demi movie? is it the umbrellas of schoenberg or the young girls of rochefort? like it's so crazy, man. i mean, it's aspirational, don't get me wrong. but like, and i'll take it any day over the millennials that are like, hey, have you seen bro? don't look up. here's the thing. go into it like it's a satire. we're literally living it right now. it's literally good, but
21:09 truvia sweetener packets. naturally sweet, honestly sweet, calorie free sweetener from the stevia leaf. 400 packets of stevia? i have no idea, man. can't be that expensive, right? it's $9.99? what is that? like, that's 10 cents a packet? no, bro, that's like 2 cents a packet. that can't be 2 cents a packet. that's obscene.
21:44 oh my god, it's like four cents, three and a half cents a packet? holy shit. i own the agnes varada complete collection but never tapped in then i dropped the box and tore the cardboard. i hate myself. i'm fake. nick, you should tap in. clio from five to seven is only 90 minutes long. it's crazy, man. on ironically, clio from six to seven is the best part of the movie. every time i see nl log a movie, i check a runtime. bro, i'm only watching stuff that's over 100 minutes long on saturdays. i'll save you a click. r slash saved you a click.
22:33 the good news is like nowadays they don't make good movies that are 90 minutes long. they make decent movies that are 90 minutes long and bad movies that are two and a half hours long. but back in like the 60s and 70s, they were making good movies that were 90 minutes long. i don't know if it's because like film was expensive or some shit like that, but like they were working within their constraints back then, man. all i know, and i apologize because i've done this bit a lot, but
23:07 when you pick the movie on criterion channel and it starts with that janus films logo, you know you're in good hands. purge all of the anxiety from within yourself. you're gonna watch something it's at the very least worth having watched. azerbaijan, colombia, damn okay. costa rica? nah man, it ain't costa rica. bolivia? what the fuck? no, it's in the wedge antilles.
23:45 did you mean antique? i don't think i did mean antigua and barbuda. how about trinidad and tobago? oh, shit! holy fuck! can i say something? our average guesses have actually, we've pulled it down like 0.3 in the last six months or so. that's pretty good. like that's an improvement. that's like watching your resting heart rate dip under 60. as they, you know, it's a little up and down, don't get me wrong. i don't want to go to traveler, bro. i want to stay on
24:25 worldla. ah shit, this one's like impossible too. remember when i was doing the sponsored stream for people of note and my watch vibrated because my heart rate was like 44? i felt really sick. like i did not feel good in that moment. i thought there was a chance i could have had some kind of like pulmonary episode on stream for sure. but we make it back. we make it back. i felt like pierce brosnan in die another day.
25:04 well, at the start of the movie. at the start of the movie. i don't know what you are, man. maybe you are antigua and barbuda and all the rest. no, you are a pacific island. maybe this is what the federated states of micronesia look like. south of that, okay. micronesia is more like in asia. and so we're going to oceania. any chance you're like a tuvalu? well, now we're just sort of like
25:44 we're just sort of guessing, which is fine. vanuatu, the solomon islands, isn't there wellesley or something? not western sahara. i don't think you're samoa or american samoa. we do tuvalu, wallace. are you wallace and futuna? that's fiji, bro. that's where the water comes from. that makes a lot of sense to be honest with you. wallace and futuna pretty close though.
26:17 wallace wallace and big tuna bro david wallace and jim from the office. dude, we need that. we need that on paramount plus and peacock. too sweet. wallace and big tuna. silence millennial? i don't really mind being a millennial. i think it's okay. august 29th, 2003. so okay, one second. it's the ninth grade. the summer between ninth and tenth grade, but about to start the tenth grade.
26:58 starring travis shiffner. horror film starring travis shiffner. he can taste your fear. this was kind of like texas chainsaw massacre remake territory. ray, okay, ray wise. he could taste your fear? is this like um, like a house of a thousand corpses? there's victor salvia and jonathan. what the fuck is this?
27:30 when their bus is crippled on the side of a deserted road, a team of high school athletes discover an opponent they cannot defeat. jeepers creepers? jeepers creepers 2. jeepers creepers 2. jeepers creepers 2 was number one at the box office the last week of august of 2003. okay. walt disney in kind of like the dog days of the
28:04 disney shit a sance in the early 2000s. oh, no, no, you're post lilo and stitch. are you even animated? a fantasy comedy romance from 2003 star. oh, you are. yes. okay. now i know exactly where i was now. my uncle and aunt came to visit us right around this time because they went to the theater to watch freaky friday. and that was no joke. it was like a 40 minute drive. okay. so now that i'm back,
28:32 what else was... spy kids 2 came out right around this time, i think. samuel l. jackson in a crime action thriller. probably changing lanes. changing lanes kind of good as fuck. samuel l. jackson and colin farrell? wait a minute. i should know this. you're either shit or you're not. directed by clark johnson? you're either shit or you're not. michelle rodriguez.
29:10 hondo harrelson recruits jim street to join an elite unit. oh, it's i guess it's lapd bro. am i freaking out? oh, it's you're right. it's swat. i give up. it's not lapd. it's ll cool j. the team's first big assignment is to escort crime boss alex montel to prison. it's all names man. kind of the original john wick. this shit made $207 million worldwide. touchstone pictures.
29:50 a western ro okay, well this should be brokeback mountain. nevermind. starring kevin costner from 2003? and robert uhhhhhh. no place to just give it to me. a former gunslinger takes up arms again when his cattle crew open range. i was alive! i was alive back then! how do i not know any of these movies except freaky friday? this one, it made 272 million dollars, bro.
30:24 starring johnny depp. yeah, that's the first pirates movie. i saw that one in the theaters. it's a curse of the black pearl, homie. best start believing in ghost stories. you're in one. makes you feel any better? that was my junior year and all i remember is spider man 2. silence, millennials. spider man 2 came out may 2004. they will divide us. okay, lock in. lock in. yeah, bro, that's the same school year? sorry, my grass. the school starts the tuesday after labor day in canada.
31:13 sorry to inform you. as far as i'm concerned, that is not the same school year. okay, i have seen both of these. i will say that.
31:26 what is the family man? i think nicolas cage, i always get it confused with the weather man. i think nicolas cage is like really successful but he's single and then like it's a ghost of christmas past type situation that comes to visit him and show him like what his life could have looked like if he didn't break up with his high school sweetheart or something like that. it's been a long time. i saw it probably in like 1999 or something like that
31:53 so it's been a long ass time. i remember liking it alright though. the family guy. is that a muji shirt? i think i saw it there off robson. hard not, you fucking clocked me. i know you're in vancouver right now or at least were last week. yes, i bought seven of these shirts at muji on saturday. no one has ever clocked me harder than that in chat. i was muji maxing, yeah. the dry waffler.
32:37 but they even got the location right. it was the one off robson. libby, if you're here, no offense, i ain't going out to metro town just to go to muji. that's not when i could be down there in the west end amongst all the great restaurants, the great korean restaurants. i mean, i'm not waiting 80 minutes to get noodles at donbo. that's insane. but regardless, i'm going to try the daily challenge. and already i know something because in mockingjay, we have julianne moore. julianne moore can get you to
33:09 boogie nights. i know where i'm going. okay, i know where i'm going to start because it's gonna be julianne moore and then it's gonna be boogie nights, one of my many five stars from this year. that takes you to philip seymour hoffman. i'm so fucking stupid, man. no, you're not, man. you were living your truth or whatever. this takes you to lebowski, which takes you to bashimi, which takes you to
33:32 fargo, and all of a sudden you're at frances mcdormand nomad land swanky in like 22 seconds or something like that. you come out via strathairn and now you're looking for probably nicolas cage. you're probably not going to connect to teo leoni if we're being honest here. and then nicolas cage, he's been in movies with people. he's been in movies with individuals. wait, we are going to, we're going to go richard jenkins, shape of water.
34:00 michael fucking shannon, bad boys 2, teah leoni? no. martin lawrence, bad boys 1, teah leoni, the family man. that's fucking crazy! i'm in love with the shape of water. bro, you ain't in love with the shape of water, you're just in love with the shape of the container it's in. pissing me off. one minute, 61 seconds swanky percent is crazy though.
34:44 you had bradley cooper, silver linings playbook, jennifer lawrence. okay, just one problem. where's swanky, bro? i didn't see swanky in there. william h. macy wasn't... oh shit, you're right. william h. macy wasn't boogie nights. he's the guy who correctly read the vibes at the party and made his escape in a matter of speaking. dallas stars 500 plus penalty minutes in his career. am i crazy to think we might have a mike ribeiro in here? that's a crazy poll, man.
35:20 no one has ever looked more like a disgraced new york city governor or state senator while being in the nhl. that's so crazy. oh, man. washington capitals, 500 plus penalty minutes in their career. so this is going to be like 80% tom wilson. almost feel like if we could pull like a darien hatcher or something like that. the other hatcher, the other hatcher who 100% looks like he's in the wwe.
35:53 new jersey devils? give me a ken danico. now that's a fucking old school hockey face, man. this is what 29 year old men were meant to look like, okay? we used to be a proper society, man. it does look a little bit like a me. it was a little bit like a me too, i wish. uh, capitals 20 plus assists in a season. yeah, i'm thinking joe junot. i'm thinking we're going joe i wanna wait there's a
36:29 is there like, am i crazy to type chris carter here? i haven't thought about, i haven't thought about that. this chris clark. that's a fucking, i have, i literally have not thought about this guy in 25 years, but i remember him being consistently considered one of the most underrated active nhlers. okay. new jersey devil's 20 plus assists in a season. bro, that's sergei breland. that's got sergei breland written all over it. he's the derek zoolander, blue steel.
37:00 20 plus assists in a season. you know what? throw me a little sergei zubov there. now this is where things get interesting, because i don't really give a fuck about this, man. kings and devils? am i crazy if i say something like j. pandolfo? yeah, apparently. problem is, there was like 20 years where i didn't give a fuck about who was on the kings. like basically from like 1995 till like 2009, he didn't really have that much going on.
37:38 stephane fizet might have played for the... alright, whatever. that's fine. that's fine, whatever. i do know trent clatt. what? he... hair is truly insane on trent clatt. corey perry, darcy kemper, oh yeah, ilya kovilchuk makes a lot of sense, but trent clatt is fucking crazy, man.
38:13 imagine nl's cam, but joe biden chilling in the background doing stuff. am i crazy to say like, and i don't mean this to, i understand he's going through some health concerns. has any president disappeared faster than joe biden? you think they'd at least be asking him questions or something like that and he'd be given some answers. okay, well apart from presidents who kind of had a william h. macy style event in office,
38:52 i'm surprised they would at least be like, you know, putting him on the news and being like, hey, what do you think about, have you seen project hail mary yet or something like that? he's sick? i know he said he's sick, but i thought they would at least be asking him some questions, like keeping him in the public eye to some degree. he's old as hell. he's not even that old in like a cosmic sense.
39:38 he's older than bob dylan. that is crazy, man. i was thinking, do you think we're just going to skip millennial presidents, man? were we talking about that on stream or was i talking about it in the discord? i think we might go straight from silent generation boomer presidents, like straight to gen z, man. we're skipping gen x. obama strikes me as kind of a gen x president. he's always saying stuff like,
40:09 they never thought we'd have a basketball playing president and stuff like that. he strikes me as a guy who would, you drank from the hose growing up. technically a boomer. borders on gen x, but also spiritually a millennial. okay, i could see that. oldest gen z's only 28. whatever. i'm sorry. i'm sick of hearing about it.
40:46 gen z? wake me up when the youngest gen z is 30. because that's when finally i can say some shit about gen z without people immediately going, some of gen z is still in the sixth grade right now. i will start blaming them for the climate crisis when the youngest gen z is 30, okay? it's the golden rule! i'm gonna treat them like they treat me! you brought it up? yeah, yeah, i'm the streamer. the rules are different for me. we didn't do anything? i know, bro. i know.
41:19 i was there, i saw an inconvenient truth at the screening room. and i was like, somebody's gotta do something about this. al gore, what do you want me to do? i'm 19. al gore! you're the one who's supposed to do something, man! you were the vice president! you were the vice president of the united states of america for eight years, man! what am i supposed to do? i mean, sophomore year of university. undergrad! anyway...
41:54 emily blunt character name and title. mmm. that's got to be mary poppins returns emily blunt title starts with a to h. give me an edge of tomorrow on that one emily blunt just be doing shit. what else is emily blunt in isn't she? she's in southpaw, maybe wrong. she's in the she's in one. no, she's in the smashing machine the sakurai documentary
42:30 jimon hounsou, starting with an a, will go amistad on that one. character name in title. well, okay, release 2010 to 2026. give me guardians of the galaxy. honestly, i don't know what the fuck jimon hounsou is in that has a character name in the title. i gotta think about that one. anne hathaway starts a to h. let me get joseph gordon levitt, all scenes from habit compilation. release 2010 to 2026.
43:07 i mean there's a lot, don't get me wrong. there's just so many springing to mind right now. but the real question is, what movie is she in? what character name and title, bro? the dark knight rises. did i really spell rises? r e s i s? i might be cooked, man. they should have made a dark knight rises though. oh shit, that would have been crazy around halloween.
43:38 i mean, she's definitely in les miserables, the story of jean valjean. i just don't know what the j'mon hounsou movie is, man. i've seen captain marvel. i didn't know j'mon hounsou was in captain marvel, bro. i didn't know he was in aragon. fuck you, man. i hate seeing this fucking poster. this poster pisses me off, man. gladiator? but his name is not gladiator, if i may. i don't know, did gladiator work for this?
44:20 his name is maximus. batman's name isn't the dark knight. it's just his name isn't batman either. but this shit is not going to be called bruce wayans. captain marvel's named carol danvers. you're a nerd. you're a nerd. you're a nerd for knowing that, just so you know. do you think the tiny man sold the ring to the soldier because the tiny man had already tried giving it to the woman and also got rejected when they were crouched in the corner when they were both thinking of forbidden love? no, i think that... i mean, i think the tiny man and the soldier had a
45:10 a moment of, you know, homosexual attraction. and then the soldier felt like his masculinity was threatened as a result of that and he overcompensated by trying to give the waitress the ring. and then the waitress said, my dollar and that just ain't enough for some shit like that. but the desk clerk says it happens every day. it hurts so bad to see spamming your shitty joke rewarded like this. literally, it's a funny question.
45:44 it's literally not my fault that both yeti and i are the only people who respect bob dylan's 1976 album desire. everybody else, you know, add clavicular to your island. when are you going to add clavicular to your island? you guys are so... you got a real problem with yeti, i don't understand why. what's your problem with yeti?
46:10 this isn't even gay bob dylan! in the song, there they the soldier and the the tiny man and the soldier was how's about a day in love? the desk clerk says it happens every you can take your money but i don't know how you'll spend it in the tomb. and the butter in the basement blue. you don't fucking get it, man. soldiers can be ladies too. yeah, not on black diamond bay, bro. not on black diamond bay. they're way behind the times over there.
46:46 on black diamond bay, the only thing that women can do is stand on the veranda with the panama hat and then have a passport that shows a face from another time and place but she looks nothing like that. she does try to save the greek guy from killing himself though. just help this danger near! something like that.
47:10 durophy, a noun meaning something gained or given in victory or conquest, especially when preserved or mounted as a memorial. trophy comes from greek tropaion, meaning turn or route, through latin and french. durophy, a noun meaning a deep, carefully, an adjective meaning marked by
47:42 certainly a blase, pedestrian style round of easy spelled words. sanctimonious, an adjective meaning hypocritically pious or devout. courage, a noun meaning men crustaceans. a noun meaning any crustaceans. a fontina, a noun meaning a cheese that is yeah okay. turpentine, a noun meaning now we're getting into something a little spicy.
48:10 jicama a noun meaning an edible starchy to really said jicama you know you're getting cooked with the ai vocal vocalizer is worse at pronouncing words than the tomodachi life synthesizer peregrination a verb meaning to travel especially on foot walk peregrination okay haudi an adjective meaning blatantly and just haudi intriguing an adjective meaning engage
48:43 proscenium, a noun meaning the stage of an ancient greek or roman theater. oh, it's an s before the c, isn't it? proscenium? proscenium, because it's a scene. that makes sense. makes a lot of motherfucking sense. wait, she doesn't try to save him, bro. she didn't know that he was about to kill himself, even though she passed him in the hallway.
49:19 i don't know how you see a guy with a rope and think, oh yeah, that's the soviet ambassador. she was just trying to get the higher ground. she knew that he was trying to kill himself because he asked for a rope and a pen that will write. then she said, the desk hook said, am i hearing you right? and the boiler in the basement blew. i think she knew him. what are you saying? rem poster, i got baited into thinking you weren't posting lyrics.
49:54 i door dashed some shake shack for lunch on my company's dime. the shit was $58 and $20 of fees and tip. how do people live like this? bro, they show you the price on the app before you click confirm order, just so you know. you don't have to do this like a moralizing thing where like when the food arrives, you look at the receipt and go, wait, it was this expensive? like when you're about to click it, you can go, wait, this is too expensive. i'm just going to go to the store.
50:25 it's on the company dime? yeah, i'm just saying, but why are you surprised by the price after it arrives instead of when you order it? that's insane. you know what i find? i find it sanctimonious and disingenuous, quite frankly, because you're like, you want to feel like you're being crushed under the boot of doordash even though you didn't actually... well, you know what? you did kind of pay for it because it's priced in.
50:48 that's the thing, like when you're on your company's card, i mean your company's paying for it. that's money that could have gone to you instead, but i get it feels different. i understand that. but at least can i say something? at least you ordered some real fucking food on your company's dime. i hate when you're at like an event or something and they're like, hey, we got a catered lunch and it's all sandwiches that are like this big. like you couldn't, and it's not like they'd have, there's no problem with like eating nine different sandwiches. don't get me wrong. but like, it's not real food. that's not real food.
51:30 pizza dough and clams pecorino romano one of the most underrated cheeses. i gotta say this is from italy wait, it's probably from the united states. this is probably from like kohag or something white clam pie yes yes, what the fuck is your problem man? it looks good penis diameter. that's way too personal i'll give you the radius little little math joke for you cabbage rolls these are from
52:07 these are from... cabbage rolls are from poland. they're from a lot of countries, but i'm still proud of myself. black forest cake? i mean it's got fucking kirsch in it, man. ooh! we'll jog with show... then this one isn't for you, yeti. we'll jog with show folks on the sand. drink kirksvasser from a shell.
52:37 san francisco show and tell you know what i'm talking about? this is no one night stand it's a real occasion it was black forest cake less and less these days. i mean gaucho's been out for like literally dead ass 50 years man like you had time to catch up don't be mad at me for surfacing it to the zeitgeist of public consciousness okay, i gotta say
53:19 i forgot, play it off. we'll go back for play it off. don't blame me. my gresta didn't remind me. i am a katsu chicken curry eater, but i do think that in a lot of scrando games, it looks like shit. this one looks pretty peak, if i'm being honest with you. so i'm going to go ahead and give that a vote. not that this is... i mean, this is just personal preference, but...
53:45 both look really bad, but this one looks charred beyond belie i mean this one they tore a hot dog in half which is insane. no, bro, it's not look at the fucking look at the caramelization. hot filled bun of the week. maple syrup and roasted ham loins, sage and onion stuffing, tomato reli that pepsi looks good as fuck, man. looks good as fuck. i mean this is this looks fine. i'm not gonna be sanctimonious.
54:18 the pepsi looks so fucking good, man. it's like the beer or whatever, but look at the bubbles on the outside of that soda. it looks so fucking good. it's not gonna win, because whatever. probably take hawaiian loaded fries. i guess it's like hawaiian because it has pork in it, which is a little specious at the end of the day, but you know, looks alright.
54:54 donor meat chips and cheese pie versus turkey bacon and stuffing roll. it looks like the kind of sandwich that would give you hiccups. not that i'm against it, but i'm kind of stunned if i'm being honest. i'll take a mars duo on that one.
55:18 so i do see that it's 10 cents, but just the physical sensation of reaching your hand into that sticky plastic bag to retrieve the sausage is unacceptable to me. that's not an appropriate way to serve that. i do not want to put my hand in there to grab that. i thought it would win because it was 10 cents though. holy cow! micheladas from mexico.
55:47 beer with lime, hot sauce and chili salt, price for one, four pounds twenty. jerk chicken looks okay, but i mean, alright, never mind. i forgot it has tomato sauce. they were drinking kashasa from a shell. no, they weren't. they were drinking kirkschwasser from a shell. they were not drinking kashasa from a shell. go look up the lyrics to babylon sisters. they were not drinking kashasha from a shell. they were drinking kirkschwasser from a shell.
56:18 san francisco show and tell. chili cheese roast potatoes versus, yeah, i'm not buying the steak from wrestlemania vegas, obviously. go look it up, man. carolina pulled chicken nachos versus bratwurst in a baguette. i bet that's good as fuck. i'm sorry, that's better, man. your thumb, your thumb is, i don't think there's anything wrong with it, but i'm not sure there's that much right about it either. hot dog for $5.55? no comment.
57:04 probably take the beet marinated chicken gyro. chicken gyro. five out of ten is pretty crazy, but it's literally society that's wrong. so you know, take it up with our sick ass world. it's gonna be yolu tortu. this is just a plate. this is what's left on the plate after you eat your food. this, i mean this looks like a classic sundae roast, man. it lost. zrezi, some kind of minced meat log versus
58:00 chickpeas built from base principles? no? okay, i'm getting fucked up, man. sweet dough with flour, eggs, sugar and milk? desserts haven't come up lately. the monaco from france? that's confusing. give me beef jerky. palafo versus chili cheese fries? now this is like a classic don't pit my goats against each other. if i may say something,
58:33 at the risk of farming negative 2's that will then turn into plus 2's by the time i finish my sentence, falafel is one of the best foods that usually tastes pretty bad. just because so many, at least in north america, so many outlets are not doing the falafel. they're not giving it the respect it deserves. they're making the falafel
58:54 and then reheating it at the point of ordering so that it can be done quick serve and then it comes out dry and gummy instead of frying it to order. which is fair because when you go into like a falafel store you don't necessarily want to wait like 15 minutes for your wrap to come out or whatever but like i'd say at least like 70% of the time i order falafel i'm like man why didn't i just get like the shawarma it just holds up better to this maladroit
59:27 preparatory routine. i'm still gonna pick it. that's, you know, it's a fair battle though. hupem loco versus lulata. it looks like it's being served with a glass of salsa. mashed lulo fruit with ice and plenty of lime. yeah, that sounds better than rye bread dough stored in a wooden sourdough pot. bulgogi versus cheese roll. i'd take either or, yes please.
1:00:06 i really like canaca, bro. don't get me wrong. but what is alborajados de platano maduro? ripe plantain, sliced, fried and stuffed with cheese. sorry, sweden. that's going to clear. beijing kowda? i mean, can i say something? i've never had my caucacity more validated than when i saw the video of ludwig eating peking duck from one of the best peking duck restaurants and going like, it's all right, but it's a little greasy for me. we had it in singapore.
1:00:38 twice i think and both times i was like it's it's fine like i can eat it and be reasonably pleased to eat it but i do find it really really greasy that's good though well you know for a couple pieces but they're they're cutting up a whole duck for two people man like that's a that's a lot of meat he did keep calling the crepes tortillas but like i mean he was actually at the restaurant you were watching it from ohio so i'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on that one
1:01:11 what is the bun though? it's a bun. it's a donut. i'll take the beijing cow on that one. that's fine. just means that i'm more woke because i chose the one that wasn't a donut. it's that simple. did you play it out? i was a pilot people pleaser on that one. we need to get more woke. i'm not anti woke. i'm pro woke. let's start right there.
1:01:46 i was talking about it in the discord today. i always think about my ninth grade english teacher who was like proto woke in 2002 and she railed on our whole english class because we were taught to use they them when we didn't know the gender of the subject in the sentence
1:02:03 and then she was like, you do not use they them according to the english style guide, which she pulled out like a fucking fat ass reference book. she was like, if you don't know the gender of the subject, the default to use is he slash him. and i'm, i, i think about her all the time because she was woke.
1:02:23 back in 2002, she wore like chunky ass turquoise necklaces and long art teacher style dresses with overalls, okay? but she didn't, society turned and now all of a sudden she looks evil! she also taught us to use two spaces after a period but like, you know, i mean she was born in like 1940 or something like that so... what do you mean? we don't use the oxford space anymore, man.
1:02:57 you know what's annoying as fuck? it's trying to figure out where to put the punctuation when you're using quotation marks. because it sucks to like put the punctuation in the quotation mark, close the quotation and then put another punctuation mark at the end. like that that feels inelegant man. i love to do my favorite type of sentence to write with like dialogue or a quote is like start the sentence with the quote, end it with a comma, close the quotes
1:03:27 subject exclaimed comma reopen the quotation to finish the sentence with the rest of the quote like a little blerump like you have a little dip in the sentence and you come back up at the end it has a great rhythm to it man why are your fingers so curvy you got a problem with this doesn't this look like this would this will fuck up a bongo man doesn't this look like this and get a serious slap out of a fucking bongo the gnome kingdom
1:04:17 and boboland border, the gnome kingdom and boboland border what matriarchal country? matriarchal country. am i crazy if i put some insane answers here because i don't know if this is real or it's like from a comic book. i have no idea.
1:04:54 the practice of wearing tinted glasses in the capital was eventually discontinued in what nation containing quaddling and winky country? is my ass really gonna write panem or something like that? matriarchal country, the gnome kingdom and boboland, wearing tinted glasses in the capital?
1:05:14 oh, it's fucking oz, bro. after crashing her house in munchkinland, dorothy must travel to the capital of what two letter nation? that's fucking crazy. that's really hard, man. it's named after queen ozma. i actually haven't seen wicked. i got to see the play and then maybe the first movie. ai researcher dag klitlis named what famous piece of software after a norwegian coworker? i mean, i'm going to guess that's cloud.
1:05:48 this siri, siri, there you go. i said what i said, chad. i said what i said. clarence oddbody is rewarded with the power of flight for aiding the father of zuzu in what 1946 film? probably uncle boonme who remembers past lives. bro, i remember past lives. you'll hear me making a movie about it. i watched it like two years ago. what jimmy stewart movie was once accused of being communist propaganda? it's a wonderful life.
1:06:30 how is it a communist propaganda when like doesn't it literally teach you how banking works? the bank doesn't have your money bro. the bank doesn't have your money. they took it. they don't have it anymore. they gave it to some other motherfucker. and you know what's crazy? that dude doesn't have it either.
1:06:50 that dude doesn't have it either man. he gave it to another motherfucker. you know what's crazy is that some of it probably made its way back to you in a fraction of what you originally gave to them. because it's all spread. you know how you got some atoms from like tyrannosaurus rex inside of your body right now? you got some money that you deposited in your savings account circa like, you know, 1992. ain't nothing to take out man. it's all just items on a ledger.
1:07:22 touching on her bronx childhood and time at yale my beloved world was a 2013 memoir hit for what legal eagle i don't know maybe sotomayor. oh the only species naturally occurring outside of the americas i don't think that i think there's other species that are outside of the americas to be honest like what about hippos and shit bro? rip solace bassa farah is also known as the mistletoe what?
1:08:04 what do we got a lot of in north america that maybe they don't have elsewhere? fucking beavers and shit, maybe. peyote or not, legend has it an eagle carrying a snake landed atop what plant and that's where mexico... maybe a cactus, bro? that makes more sense. 10 points. good flag. it was one of the best flags. i'll be honest, north american standards, canada, usa and mexico all got peak flags.
1:08:45 i know it hurts to hear if you're from one of the 48 european countries whose flag is just three different colors of stripes, but like we got some serious... our flag game is really strong up here in northern north america. listen, i hate america as much as anybody else, okay? maybe even more. the only reason i feel comfortable even saying that is there's so many americans here who are like, no, that's valid. but like the flag and the anthem are really good.
1:09:18 i do find it to be virtue signaling when people say the us anthem is bad. i think it like, oh canada is fine. it's kind of, it's a little, you know, it kind of wafts over you. it spires a little bit of national pride now and then, but like they were cooking with the star spangled banner, man. they were absolutely cooking with that one. or the ramparts type shit. the fucking rockets red glare.
1:09:46 the bombs burst, the syllabic element of it, the meter gets a little fucked up. the bombs bursting in air. are you being dead ass? i think o'canada is fine, but come on, can you really with a straight face look here and tell me that o'canada mogs the star spangled banner? they planted a couple feet in the ground to sing the star spangled banner. i'll give them credit for that one. o'canada's far better, your virtue signaling. i'm sorry, because you disagree with me, your virtue signaling.
1:10:29 o'canada's fight? i don't dislike o'canada. i think o'canada is a serviceable to good national anthem. but now the mexican national anthem, i don't know because i have to wait until they win a gold medal in ice hockey or curling to know what it sounds like. so it's going to be a minute, i think. i'm not saying they can't do it. i'm just saying they got a long road.
1:10:58 i do like, dude, the bell center, les centre belles has been fucking rocking lately, man. i love when they sing the anthem in french. you know why? because fuck you, man. why shouldn't they? it's quebec. you're watching the fucking montreal team play hockey. learn french or fucking tolerate it. the end. i'm tolerating it. do i know french? i watched clio from five to seven today, so i'd say petite peux, sans trois type shit.
1:11:29 okay, oh animated movies the year they were released starting with the latest. okay, starting with the latest. the oldest movie here is toy story 2 which came out in 1999. shrek 2 came out in 2004. incredibles 2 is after finding dory. now here's where, monsters university is pre finding dory. the question is kung fu panda 2. i have absolutely no idea. i'm gonna leave it right there. we're playing the hits man. it's that simple. how many of these have you seen? four. i've seen four of these.
1:12:11 top three build actors of each. i couldn't tell you top three build for animated movies, but i could certainly tell you top build, craig t. nelson, ellen degeneres, billy crystal, jack black, mike myers, tom hanks. it's that simple. john goodman, bro. no shot billy crystal's not getting top billing in monsters university. i'm sorry. no shot. no shot tom hanks or no shot billy crystal's not getting top billing. it's mike wazowski 1a, sully 1b.
1:12:52 need to stand on business for o canada? are you not clocking that i'm standing on business right now? yoooo! vancouver mentioned, oh it's is it not clocking to you that i'm standing on business right now? higher percentage of people who are catholic, easiest question of all time, montreal. higher population, marrakesh, safia, rangpur, bangladesh. i mean both got a lot of people i'm assuming.
1:13:25 i do feel like bangladesh, i mean, has an enormous population but it might be one of those countries where it's like predominantly in a few cities. but i mean this is like kind of also the, well i guess it's not the desert man, it's fucking marrakesh still. we go bangladesh. higher percentage of people who work in repairs just that don't really have anything to base it on.
1:13:50 less access to hospitals. i would have to imagine that profit motive would lead to a lot of healthcare facilities opening up in florida, the oldest state on average outside of arizona. higher percentage of households with at least one vehicle. crazy fucking district, man. i feel like it's still gotta be louisville. just because in pittsburgh, like, i mean, gotta be able to get a... 95% of households have at least one vehicle?
1:14:26 19 out of 20, that's crazy. how do you even say pittsburgh with the pittsburgh accent? that's a trick you don't have to say, you're already there. 17th century french cardinals, okay? but also french male non fiction authors, foreign minut are you cardinal richelieu, who i do not know? you're also an al are you cardinal richelieu? yeah, sure man. also, i don't know who that is, but i did get sick on a
1:15:17 channel steamer named cardinal richelieu. so let's go with the other one. what the fuck were they saying in? in brief encounter, they make a reference to cardinal richelieu in brief encounter how do you know it because i watched a lean night bro two nights ago or two mornings ago i watched brief encounter david lean they talk about cardinal richelieu free meals punjabi cuisine seek practices. i know this all
1:15:46 oh, vegetarian dishes of india, free meals, punjabi words and phrases, sikh practices. i know this. is it like, skip me, langar? that's what i thought it was. i don't know langar. gurdwara is the temple. i got to get up on my sikh practices, man. 1871 british novels adapted in a television shows that are cultural depictions of william iv. pictional populated places in england.
1:16:33 darbisher, fountain abbey, 1971 british novels. what's the...bride's head? bride's head? middlemarch. okay, i had no chance. i don't know what that is. 1848 introductions, amateur radio, american invention, scout craft, ham radio, morse code. that makes way more sense. guys, i'm getting my ass beat. 20th century african american painters, born in 60, died in 88, basquiat,
1:17:13 20th century african american sportsmen in the 3030 club. they're baseball coaches, left fielders with retired numbers. they're, wait, okay, hang on. 1964, so you're 62 years old. you played for the pirates. national league, wait, are you, why are islanders players? a national league all star?
1:17:44 it's barry bonds, bro. san francisco giants players won the gold glove. american sports people in doping cases. yeah. okay. barry bonds. are you not clogging that i'm standing on business? i lost all respect for barry bonds, not for the drug stuff, but when i found out he sleeps 12 hours a night. literally none of us know what we're capable of if we just slept 12 hours a night. it's literally not fair.
1:18:12 i thought it was an apples to apples comparison. i thought we were comparing ourselves to somebody who sleeps six to nine hours a night, but no, he sleeps 12 hours a night. wait, 2,000 hong kong films set in shanghai and singapore? bro, that's in the mood for love. yeah, it's 100% in the mood for... it couldn't be anything else. akio faith, chiyoda, tokyo, electronics districts, otaku, that's akihabara. come on, bro. you know who you're talking to right now? do you know who you're talking to right now?
1:18:54 20th century french male artists. 20th century french painters who are russian. who are ballet designers. you have absolutely no idea. i don't know marc chagall, sorry to say. fear in the czech republic is pilsner, bro. you don't even need to read the rest. you don't even need to read the rest. scored six? i was gonna say, can i say, i thought today's was kind of tough. so i felt like by getting six we were crushing it today.
1:19:29 that's a great part of the tale to be in. fonz on base percentage is crazy. well, it was fucking like all he did was hit home runs and walk, man. and sleep, yeah, that's right. oh, sub me out, coach. sub me out. i gotta go home and get my 14 hours. fuck off, man. 123 degree angle. 110. 117. 119. i thought i had one more guess. they need a dark theme. silence gen z.
1:20:28 your eyes will literally be fine. they literally have one anyway. yeah, there you go. see? owned. no, please. i need dark mode. literally the first thing you look at when you wake up is your phone. the brightest object that's ever been invented by mankind. so i apologize if i find it a little bit disingenuous. okay, i find it a little bit disingenuous. what a beautiful lie. gui barato mentioned. no! bro, is 8 p.m. here? you live in tom per? you live in malmo?
1:21:30 motherfucker, you can live at the mall. it counts. is rotdal in the rotation? i don't know what rotdal is, but it sounds awesome. because to me it kind of sounds like you look at like a piece of moldy food and guess how many days it's been sitting out on the counter. is that what it is? why does he have jaundice right now? sometimes my lighting gets all screwed up from the camera. i assure you, i actually look pretty alive right now.
1:22:21 i got some sun on the weekend so i got a little color in my cheeks, believe it or not. i'm telling you, tip color? normal, but i can't tell you what normal is because everyone goes, it's not purple. bro, i don't know what to tell you, it's a little purple. i didn't fucking invent it, so don't take it up with me. i know i ask this like once a year, can we be honest? it's a little purple. not everybody's i'm sure, but it's a little purple.
1:22:55 yeah, undertones, it's mostly like the color of a number two pencil eraser, i guess, but there's a little purple in it. because of you, i'm insecure about my penis. i wouldn't really, i mean that seems invalid to me. i shouldn't really be making anybody feel insecure about their own penis. ain't working with anything too spectacular here. it's been a while since we've done this.
1:23:35 stretch opposite spring taught to avoid starter humming on and off. i want to say it's summer opposite spring. can i hit you with something? how about winter? sorry all new keyboard stretch opposite spring taught to avoid starter humming on and off scribble space two of the clues indicators are to
1:24:14 avoid starter and on and off. two of these are selection indicators. one directs us to take every second letter and the other points us to the first letter of a word. our third indicator is a deletion indicator. can somebody just tell me the answer? i really prefer, no disrespect to corey, you might be a wizard. i kind of get lost on the cryptic, the minute cryptic when the sentence doesn't make sense.
1:24:52 like when i have to spend all of my brain power just to parse what the actual meaning of the sentence is, stretch opposite spring taught to avoid starter humming on and off. like this one to me seems like the words were placed there with an air of artifice and i find it disrespectful. no disrespect, kory, no disrespect. this took me two seconds after checking the indicators. okay bro, you got it after you cheated. congratulations. you're smarter than me. cut the shape perfectly in half. excuse me, wait, i
1:25:40 i haven't done anything yet. i just right clicked by accident while looking. way off, way off, way off, way off. okay, fuck you. you don't know how to divide shit in half. buba or kiki? part of it was buba, part of it is kiki. they say way off, man. dr. ortle, don't bum me out today. yeah, nobody cares about 55 year old men, so this one should be fine, even if he's got the black plague or whatever.
1:26:21 55 year old man prevents with several months of chronic diarrhea, cough and unintentional weight loss. salmonella, typhi. he reports occasional abdominal pain and worsening arthral geos. i'm going to say campylobacter, campylobacteriosis.
1:26:44 physical exam reveals hyperpigmentation of the skin and mild abdominal tenderness. i got horrible news for you, bro. you have cirrhosis of the liver. you have liver failure, man. you got chinese liver fluke. you have a pyogenic liver abscess, man. laboratories studies show iron deficiency anemia and hypoalbuminemia. shout out to all the doctors out there.
1:27:17 i think you got alcoholic cirrhosis, man. neurologic findings include rhythmic eye oscillations with synchronized jaw contractions characteristic of oculomasticatory myorrhythmia. you got coronary heart failure, man. small bowel biopsy demonstrates foamy macrophages in the lamina proporia that are pas positive and diastase resistant. you literally have like, you got jardia lambolia, whipple disease.
1:27:49 can i say something? he got some kind of gastrointestinal infection. who cares? this guy's toast. literally what's crazy is that if you're a 55 year old man, your doctor will look at this and go, yeah, you got whipple disease. go home, get some sleep. go home, get some... make sure you drink a lot of water. make sure you drink a lot of water. you know you're fucked when they bust out the kirkland signature bottle of ibuprofen.
1:28:30 this is what women experience at all times regardless of their age? i guess that we should all be satisfied with our standard of care then. shout out to all the doctors in the chat. you guys, i wasn't talking about you, i was talking about other doctors. i'm talking about other doctors, not you. they will do critical.
1:28:57 you think vgh would have offered you made? i don't think vgh would have. i also, if i may, first off, i'm not necessarily anti made, but i definitely just needed some antibiotics. i don't think my doctor is one of the doctors that would have offered made because then i would have had to have actually seen them for an examination, i think. instead, basically they were like, you're dying, come back in six weeks.
1:29:27 recently brought back, does anyone give a fuck about me? does anyone care if i live or die amongst the buds and it's going very hard? completely like fucking up a bit and then saying, does anyone care if i live or die actually goes crazy. it's literally like when you get hit in super smash bros, but you press the button right when you land so your character gets right back up. you tech the fall. it almost like it turns the negative of the bit into a positive.
1:29:54 this is just how southern people act. deliverance, 1972. how bad do you think the characters in this smell? this is just how southern people act. how bad do you think the characters in this smell? oh actor, not the livestock. don't ask me to explain but over the garden wall vibes. man i hate... oh brother where art thou? yes! huge. great movie. i saw it in 2000. i ain't seen it since man.
1:30:41 put that on the watch list. let me get a slash marker. by the way, in 13 minutes we're doing a sponsored segment with bear, mouth and apollo. we're playing a game called far far west. it's a cooperative multiplayer pve shooting