Is it good or is it a meme？ (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:00 hey NL, i'm your biggest fan in mount pleasant. that's unlikely. i have a fan in mount pleasant who they work at a cool bar and restaurant that i've never been to. but i remember them typing, hey, i'm in mount pleasant. have you ever been to this place? and i said, no, that looks too cool for me. and then they said it is. and then they got some kind of
0:21 not, um, wait, yes i've been there? vintage and something? wait, you might actually be my biggest fan of mount pleasant if you visited the restaurant that the other fan works at. wait a second. that might, you might have ticked over into biggest fan category then. that's kind of crazy. that's wild, man.
0:50 mmm. hey, i know i only watch on youtube, but i watched the 40 year old virgin recently didn't think it was that good thought you should know. oh, i'm fine. you must be the first gen z to not fuck with judd apatow. no, man it came for free with your fucking birth years starting with a two i already knew that you weren't there in oh five when it came out in theaters what do we take as the silent? what do we take? i think we take i
1:21 i mean a transformation to lose 12 max hp is pretty good. i also do like winged boots though. winged boots to fight more elites if you get strong is mighty nice. on the other hand, these could transform into something incredible. what does this say? whenever you draw a card this turn, apply two poison to all enemies. wait, wait. there might be a little bit of synergy there. when we upgraded, does it get retain?
1:59 i gotta record some slay the spire after the stream today too. i haven't really been slacking. i've been in administration hell, but the videos have appeared as if i've been slacking, that's for sure. czn season 3 will be interesting. listen, why are you talking about czn? we already have a czn that doesn't ask for your credit card number after you buy the game. we don't need to be talking about czn, man. we got slay the spire 2.
2:37 nah, i feel bad now because the whole chat kind of lighting you up. it's not your fault, sean. it's not your fault. dodge and roll. we really like stuff that gives us more block. i think it's been one week is pretty good too. good sean hunting? his name could be will sean. this could work, right? oh my god, i played it in the wrong order. you gotta play it first, dummy! mobile ad guy?
3:26 i wouldn't know. i got ad free globe and mail. how do you guys feel about mark carney's proposed sovereign wealth fund? you know what i'm talking about? you know, i wouldn't mind. actually, a well laid plans to hold the corrosives probably to play. i'm for it. i don't really know anything about it, but i'm just going to guess they in some way you just self reported. i'd really like to draw a defend even though this will only apply to poison. mission failed y'all.
4:00 how do you feel about the whitecaps getting kicked out? so honestly, i didn't really know that much about it. i knew there was scuttlebutt that the whitecaps might lose their team, like have it moved. but i didn't know how real it was until i went to the whitecaps subreddit and i saw that every single post was like, fuck all owners of this team forever. and then i was like, oh shit, they're actually losing it.
4:26 like it's actually like if it was just like i wish the media would stop reporting on the relocation rumor that would be one thing but they're literally like it looks like this shit is written in the stars which sucks ass because the white caps are apparently like awesome i can draw four cards and make sure you die. it's all about math, bro so i definitely i mean i feel for the white caps fans over that one because it's like the i mean a
4:55 they seem to have done very well for themselves in mls. i see people walking around like all the time in white caps gear, but also like b, it's the like one vancouver sports team that doesn't suck. so i mean there's a lot that stinks about it for sure. so can you explain to me why people like snakebite or is it a meme? it's a meme because it's trash. it's a little... it's good and a meme. the upgrade makes it good. i mean 10 poison on two.
5:35 for a long fight i could see it, but i think we need some kind of... we need to smoke some people. i almost bought into the meme because every time i see snakebite, everyone goes, snakebite my beloved. i love snakebite. i would like to... we need more discard for sure. retain two cards. two of cards? we don't need corrosive wave, i think, until the boss maybe. i can't just take raw damage. that's insane. snakebite solos every act one boss?
6:15 i'm not even trying to be evil, but like are you telling me the seven poison for two energy solos any act one boss? yes. all right. i mean, you probably play more of the game than me. maybe i should just believe you. terror eel. i'm going to stop you right there, buddy. i don't know the names of any enemies yet. we're going to get there one day though. it's the fuck ass fish. okay. it's the one that the four, the four fish or the fish that's translucent big damage fish.
7:06 you're gonna need to be more specific or a guy like me dump this expertise sucker punch, but you're already weak i'm i love not taking damage and i have i have belief in my deck the wiggly one though so the one that's for like that's the obviously the the most emblematic feature of this boss is that it has forward no not the what they wiggly fish bro. oh the one that gets stunned why didn't you say okay? there's
7:38 this game's got a certain aquatic bend to it. we need that. we need this. one of these days i'm gonna be able to play corrosive wave and then you're all gonna be sorry, man. what did i tell ya? what did i tell ya? another corrosive wave? how come your mom lets you have two corrosive waves? is there any way i could kill ya this turn? you're taking 90 to do 10 damage. it literally can't be done. kind of embarrassing. maybe my deck actually sucks, man.
8:24 i am losing the two kids in a trench coat right now. a little embarrassing. on the other hand, suck brick. framed was free today. kind of insane to just assume that everybody on earth would have seen the most popular movie of the 2010s. little crazy, little crazy. i wouldn't be making an assumption like that. i still haven't seen it. onironically, you should see, you should see interstellar. it is a good movie, in my opinion at least. we dump reflex for sure, man.
9:12 and then i definitely feel like you just pop one of those out there and you're feeling pretty darn good about yourself. that seemed all right. you know what? we are gonna need better defense. i just don't want the deck to get too fat early. this is my first slave to spy run in like a week and a half. so i'm kind of remembering how to play the game. if we wanna do something like that, save the corrosive wave and expertise for a beautiful single turn combo. no, save reflex for a, okay, weaken.
10:03 play to defense, save corrosive wave and reflex and get calculated gamble on the same turn. oh shit. i'm not even going to weaken you bro. we immediately want to do that obviously. paul rudd's character kind of funny. oh are you talking about every movie ever made? that's my guy right there. i think i'm the only guy who's ever said that. if the enemy has
10:34 every three times you apply poison deal 11 damage to all enemies. we applied poison three times, like all the time, man. you a mac and me fan? i think it's the best episode of the jonah ray series of mystery science theater 3000, which by the way is highly underrated. and i understand the draw to be like only the joel and mike episodes are real, but that was a labor of love. and some of those jonah ray episodes are really good.
11:03 i thought that that was a loving tribute. now the felicia day, patton, oswald stuff, the skits... i'm not all about the skits, but if i may, the skits kind of sucked most of the time in the original run to begin with. i didn't give it the time of day. i mean, if you're a mystery science theater 3000 head,
11:30 i definitely think it's worth watching. but i also know how mystery science theater 3000 heads are. which means that if you want to watch mystery science theater 3000, you're not going to be like, oh boy, new episodes. you're going to be like, hey, play space mutiny. play mitchell. so i mean, honestly, i can't really be mad at you. how could i be mad at you for that? i like a joe don baker movie as much as the next guy. okay, don't wake him up.
11:59 we want to save a reflex and maybe a dagger throw and set up a good corrosive turn. i mean, you're definitely just going to do this. i've been betrayed. this is what we need. dump this, of course. i think you should still play corrosive wave. and we hit you for like 15 there because of outbreak, right? give me these. did you kill mr. new pc? people got mad at me for making ram so expensive, so i took it out of my title. corrosive wave. corrosive wave. magic missile.
13:09 ram actually is insane though. well, yeah, i know because like my my hvac guy was telling me ram was insane he says he shoots drone videos and then he brings the videos like into his pc to edit them and
13:26 but his ram got busted. if he ever imports a file over 400 megabytes, his computer blue screens and he's like saving up for new ram because ram is like $600 a stick or something like that right now. like he was losing his mind and honestly i think he was right to do so. 400 megabytes? yeah, i swear to you he said 400 megabytes and then i said that's not a lot and he went yeah i know especially when you're dealing with video.
13:58 damn, that sounds like it sucks ass, honestly. you're doing 16 damage. i think we gotta try to end your life, for sure. probably not on this turn, but on the next turn for sure. you're not killing me. yeah, look at this. you're not fucking killing me. you're done, bud. 35 poison on your forehead. do you like this game or is it washed? i think it's possibly the greatest game ever made. two inky shivs. plies weak.
14:52 if fatal gain an additional card reward, it's not that good? i think it's as good as the original. it's hard to say that because i have 3,000 hours in the original or something like that. i think it's the best game ever made. you said that about sap? sap's in the top 10, bro. you know what? tools of the trade enables our sly cards. the original was all right too. that's true. i'd say it's definitely true. too relaxed to your deck.
15:25 remove five cards, add them back upgraded. i certainly think we can take advantage of that now, but i also can't help but notice every time i take pale's tooth i'm like this is awesome and then i lose. it's like the worst kind of relic, it makes you feel like it's doing a lot but your results get worse. and then pale's legion i've literally never taken. doubles block from a card then goes to sleep for two turns. you know what man?
15:53 let's try it out. i've literally never, i haven't ever given it the time of day. just to be frank with you, that was begging for a daniel plainview. to be honest with you, i've never even given it the time of day. that may change right now. post haste, hw, draft a letter, take narration. i bet i can wipe you. we dump those. we'd like to get some, you know what? it's gonna give us ten block cuz we got the little fella in front of us.
16:32 but we don't really want to use the block if instead we could just guarantee that you die because that would give us seven block. i could also draw zero cards which is pretty valuable. all right, taking 15 kind of not ideal. and changing series name to hw is kind of type of thing that could be the play. nah man, i don't think we have enough enough block right now. add sly to a skill in your hand this turn. sly added to a backflip or something like that could go fucking crazy.
17:22 daniel plainview sounds like bane without the mask. fuck. they fucking figured out the... they figured out the fucking impression. no, no! oh! but the jack nicholson is singular. the jack nicholson is based on nothing but his spirit. why don't you show your piehole and give me an anchor relic?
17:49 there's certain things in there. there's elements of other characters. christian slater is certainly in there. maybe a few other individuals as well. i actually think we discard this, believe it or not. the reason is we want to make sure we play our corrosive wave. and then you play expertise, which then allows you to draw more cards, which kills them all. that was big. get a new jack nicholson quote? i mean, that's not even... the first quote isn't even jack nicholson, if i may.
18:29 first quote's just some shit that sounds like some shit that jack nicholson would say. other day i learned that as someone with a mole, i can do a de niro just by pulling a sad face. that's very valuable. i do want to say i had a de niro for a while, but i can only get my face to do it if i don't think about it. like if i try to think about getting that like the muppet face with like the upside down frown, i can't do it. i can't do it. i can't do it. this will probably work. outbreak?
19:13 corrosive wave, calculated gamble. i would say this worked. don't even play the well laid plans, it's not necessary. beaker from the muppets? well, that's kind of what i'm going for, but i can't get there, man. i can't get there. good colorless potion, please. i mean, zero cost card that creates three zero cost cards. discard two cards, add two shivs into your hand. i mean, i'm pretty sure you're gonna freaking die, man. kind of an insNLy great potion, to be honest.
19:58 we're not, we need force multipliers for poison, not linear multipliers. we need to change the slope, not the y intercept. i got called bald john cusack once and i've been riding that high for 10 years. wait, but what does bald john cusack mean? by the way, i also want to hear how, so a reference to, a reference to john cusack, kind of crazy in 2026. i feel like nobody respects the cusack anymore, man.
20:34 mowgavitch has definitely passed him in the john rankings. i don't think anybody would dispute that even in the slightest. wait, exposed could be huge here. all right, the whole run hinges on this fight as far as i'm concerned. obviously we want this. sure, why not? obviously we want this. see what kind of card we can get out of this. rolling boulder would definitely help, man. rolling boulder will speed this whole thing up.
21:10 is john the most competitive first name leaderboard? nah, man. i mean, these days olivia's given it a run for his money. basically, long story short, if you don't have a child in your life, you may not know that every child on earth between the age of zero and nine is named olivia. discarded days. play an outbreak. you know what? play a well laid plans. i'm not even gonna play this and add two pieces of bullshit to my deck. let's keep this. this is what we want. okay.
21:56 i mean hand trick goes crazy but i think i'm just gonna kill you instead. confirmed. wait this crew is good man this crew is good! how old are the khaleesi girls now? can i say something? all the the hand ringing over i think i did this bit a while ago so i apologize. librarian can you back this up?
22:20 i find the khaleesi stuff, i find it virtue signaling. i think there's like nine to ten people on earth named khaleesi and a hundred thousand people that are like, i feel so bad for them. bro, it's okay. they'll be all right. like, can i get a little crazy and say it's kind of about as embarrassing to be named khaleesi even if the character ended as the good guy?
22:46 like it's bad enough to just be named khaleesi to start with. like it doesn't make it that much worse than in season 8 she kind of broke bad. everyone like they're leaving reddit comments like, oh rip to all the people who named their kid khaleesi now that she's a bad guy. bro they named their kid khaleesi they got bigger problems. but that's just my opinion. honestly i think you should hit me i should save calculated gamble. you dump defend this is so huge man. corrosive wave. i mean hand trick
23:32 on expertise and then draw like a million cards. that seemed pretty solid. and then, sure, an outbreak's good. oh, he hit you like a well laid plans back, of course. give me, actually give me some draw. anyone else go to school with an abcde? no, i didn't. and can i say something? if this is true, i apologize, but you didn't either. i don't believe that you did. not real. insubordinate and churlish.
24:18 that's the play. what about all the adults named quasimodo? okay, well listen, your parents named you quasimodo. it's kind of your fault for being an ugly baby. no disrespect. okay, hand trick, hand trick on an, how am i going to discard it? whatever. it's good anyway. hand trick on an expertise. save it and discard it in the future. in the year 2000. yeah, yeah, makes sense.
24:57 doesn't really make sense because you probably would rather keep this in your hand, but it'll come back around. it's for this turn only. they don't want you to win. they don't want you to get healthy. okay, huge mogging. make a defend, sly, and then discard it and have way more block than you could possibly need. my friend's mom is named karen. okay, that's one you can be a little sympathetic for, but like at the same time,
25:34 i don't feel sorry because people are judging them based on the name. i feel sorry because of the fact that probably every time they meet someone, they have to have endure some kind of comment that's like, oh, that's an unfortunate name. but it's really isn't it only unfortunate huge because of the fact that you're having the conversation about how unfortunate it is like being a karen doesn't innately mean that you complain to management. i'm pretty sure like the haircut is what makes you evil, not the name.
26:08 so i would blame the barber more than i would blame, you know, your parents on that one. chat, i've done a pretty good job of constructing this deck if i may say so myself. i think an outbreak in the hand is pretty important. you definitely know some people with the haircut. my toxic trait is that i think the cairn haircut looks good.
26:40 i actually think the karen haircut looks so now sometimes they go a little too far with it. they shave it a little too high up or something like that and they make it a little too angled. but there are there are good karen haircuts out there, man. but you're asking a bald guy for for hair opinions. this is the worst take you've ever had? nah, man. you ain't you've seen the haircut wear people. you haven't seen people wear the haircut like i have. you ever see kate gosselin? what's a bad haircut then? oh, i don't know.
27:14 i think the broccoli haircut is kind of fire too. i never, i don't think i ever had enough hair to even as a child to have done the broccoli haircut. well, i think if you're like 14, the broccoli haircut probably feels awesome, man. worst take was calling stretching fake. don't go to google scholar. there's horrible news for you at google scholar. okay, well another calculate, wait, we got so much money, i forgot. okay, we dump a strike. get ready for the royal stamp. know what i'm talking about?
27:53 oh, it can't go on powers. dude, just put it on a calculated gamble then. and then, we have so much money, i think another gamble's awesome. and just in case, give me a meat on the bone just to keep me moving here. can be a little annoying. put your palms on the floor while standing up right now, buddy? yeah, but i don't necessarily think like that has any merit to it, you know? like i'm not saying it doesn't. all i'm saying is like, what if it doesn't?
28:41 i don't know what i've done. like this doesn't seem like the right way to yeah, this was not the right way to handle this turn. tools of detroit. we're going to be taking a lot of damage man. this went horribly. that didn't make it any better at all. if lebron stretches, i'm a stretch too. okay, listen. that's a logic that ends up with you watching tom and jerry before school, which actually in some circumstances might be the play, but i'm not going to die. i'm literally not going to die here. all we need is
29:53 corrosive wave, which we got. and then corrosive wave me. hand trick me on an expertise, which you then dump and wipe the whole boss. if he loses this fight, it invalidates all his takes. sorry, librarian. it was before the fall when they wrote it on the wall when there wasn't even any hollywood. you know what i'm talking about? no, it's the caves of altamira by steely dan. i'll give you a freebie.
30:43 this game stinks. it's like a deckload of cards! who made this? fred, fun? we literally don't want these cards. these cards are bad. we literally want this card. this card is good. bro, where's my fucking corrosive wave? oh, that was not smart. there's my fucking corrosive wave, but i haven't played a fucking calculated gamble. so i gotta drink my motherfucking potion, man. it's free to play this turn? bitch, he's crying!
31:31 are you kidding me? this is so easy. hand trick, put it on a splash. you dump a splash, give me a card to play for free. it's horrible. three damage for each energy you previously spent this turn. it's two times. whatever, you're dead anyway. have you seen the ai wwe voice gen freak out vid? chat, you tell me, have i seen that one? i've never played outbreak. what a disaster, man.
32:24 no? if it ain't cracked out uncle, it's a very serious chance that i've never seen it. it came out today, no shot. okay. well, i answer your question with another question, chad. have you ever seen cleo from five to seven? nah, it's on criterion channel. i don't think it's going anywhere though. corrosive wave me. corrosive... you don't need the corrosive wave. you're not drawing any cards this turn. but it doesn't... we don't have any kind of retain. it doesn't matter. fuck it, bro.
33:19 if you don't know a language, you can just kind of like fake it. i think i want this. no, no, no, no. we are not the sun, bro. you're talking like as my mistress's eyes or some shit like that. who do you think i am? shakespeare? i was watching chibilly's stream.
34:03 he did a myers briggs personality test. how the fuck does the myers briggs foundation know that william shakespeare was like, intf or something like that? how the fuck do they know that shakespeare he lived 600 years ago, bro. there's no shot they know that. they think we're stupid, man. wait, have we played we haven't played tools of the trade yet. i'm gonna fucking freak out. we have played not we have played tools of the trade and i was talking about well laid plans. my bad, y'all.
34:57 that's a status, that's not a skill. okay, this is a beautiful turn to extend weakness and also get further away from the fella. the chat debuff is real? well yeah, i'm mostly trying to have some fun with it. we're gonna... we should save calculate a gamble for the dream turn and reflex for the dream turn. take no damage, play a frantic escape and strike him.
35:36 i'm not blaming chat, i'm providing a series of constraints that lead to the situation where it's your fault. there's a subtle but very important difference. can i get corrosive wave please? okay, i extend your weakness for one more turn and then we store these two. we're gonna have a huge turn. we're gonna have a huge turn. oh, corrosive wave does exist. who would have freaking thought, man? okay, corrosive wave don't even neutralize because the poison is worth more to us. no reason to play that.
36:15 calculated gamble is going to ruin your life. it drew another corrosive wave. that's good because we want to retain. that's huge. and then you store these right here. dude, this deck is actually going to work. we don't need frantic escape on this turn. you play corrosive wave, you play a finesse, you play a dagger throw, dump a frantic escape, play an expertise, which has done even more damage to you. discard two frantic... no, no, no! save one frantic escape in case you need it and then play two shivs.
37:01 we weaken. 14 damage is literally meaningless. confirmed. confirmed. you know what? i'm going to extend your weakness for one more turn so i don't have to worry about it. save that, save that. corrosive wave. i mean, literally we win now. it's that simple. you're going to get eaten. you don't know basic mathematics. even worse, even more embarrassing, it's not even basic mathematics. it's basic arithmetic. let's watch this. corrosive wave. finesse.
38:01 dagger throw. dump it, you're already dead. you're already dead. they're all ass. we don't want any of them. first card you play each combat is played an extra time. the first card you play each combat is played every four cards you play you may cook and rest and they're all good. they're all good, man. they're all good.
38:39 and then we want to go to as many rest sites as possible. there's one, there's two, there's three. well, it's going to be that then. unless we go to three that way too. and then we get up, but we go to one shop that sucks. yo, this psg versus bayern match is crazy. oh yeah, i'm hearing it's the most high scoring football game ever. the score is one nil. oh man, that means one to zero for those of you who don't know.
39:22 how droll? i felt it felt real nice. it felt real nice to say it is all i'm going to say man. somebody's got to somebody's got to make the bold joke and the thing about jokes is that there's always a little truth in them but someone's got to make the bold joke that they don't be scoring a lot of goals in football matches most of the time. what about brazil versus germany? okay that was literally 12 years ago.
39:53 also, i like soccer. we got to save the whitecaps chat. how can i save the whitecaps? i'm not buying the team. i'm pretty sure it's steve nash is one of the owners. he's got me cleared. well, we want tools in the trade. find someone to buy it. i was that some of the cope on the whitecap subreddit. like it's gallows humor, but it made me laugh. they were like, our only hope is to convince chip wilson's kids to get interested in soccer. so the lulu lemon guy
40:24 decides to buy the team as a vanity project and i'm like man if that's has anyone ever thought to ask chip wilson if he'll buy the wide i wonder if anyone's ever slid that across chip wilson's desk considering we have like i don't know two billionaires who live in our city wonder if anyone's ever been like hey chip. i got an idea for you we want a well laid plans and then just backflip and take the cards you like man. oh
40:59 give him better concession cuts at bc place. it is fucked up that the whole thing is going to fall apart because they only get like 10% of concession sales or something like that. like that's criminal, man. okay. this is good. you are going to want an outbreak at some point. i think this is good enough, man. corrosive wave hand trick on a finesse, even though it doesn't matter. discard the finesse, draw a card, get a neutralize. bob's your uncle. my caps are eight, oh and one.
41:40 they're really good man, that's the worst part. i would, i mean fuck it bro. i don't even watch soccer. i'd probably rather have the white caps than the canucks. it could change if we get the first pick in the draft. that would really help. yeah fuck it, we'll dump this one. no corrosive waves? sad. that could change man, that could change real quick.
42:15 they're not edmonton, no can do. bro, i added another team to the i'll be mad if they win the lottery list. obviously, toronto's on there. obviously, university of south florida's on there. but if the islanders win, i think i'm gonna be pissed too. not because i hate the islanders, but because they just got hunter schafer. they literally won the draft lottery to get hunter schafer. there's no shot they should be winning two draft lotteries with such low odds. we need to draw cards.
42:51 crazy play but hear me out ruin their life. any relation to matthew schaeffer? it's not for me to say. not for me to say. huge. oh, i never played corrosive wave. that makes sense. mostly because i didn't have it in my hand now that i think about it. okay, dump. don't well you should have done this in a different order but dump this and then literally just hold these. you need to be dead bro. admit it. can you just admit that you're going to be a little pissed off when this run works?
43:57 can you just admit that you're gonna say some shit like, why do his runs always work and mine fall apart even though yours are obviously better and mine's are obviously worse? mines? i think i said mines, man. kinda ruined the bit when i said mines. you have a swag deficiency? i do not have a swag deficiency. i put 14 poison on all these enemies in a single turn. how could that be a swag deficiency? how could anyone possibly call this deficient? i can get out of this without taking damage. w potion.
44:44 oh, the most w of all potions, man. and then just a single attack? oh, the best way to finish it off, man! okay, you've convinced me by the way. we'll add sly to bouncing flast so we can play it for free. hold this. hold that. weaken you. you're doing seven damage. sick joke. two shivs. doesn't bother me in the slightest.
45:25 habs versus bolts is sick. it's literally, it's one of the best play well, i was gonna say let's not go crazy, but i was gonna say it's one of the best playoff series i've ever seen, but i think it's just i'm blinded by the youthful swag on the montreal canadiens. and the fact like my whole life until i moved to vancouver, i was a canadiens fan, and even the teams that were pretty good were full of like old motherfuckers, and they never had like exciting young players.
45:52 the most exciting player they had was like saku koivu and then, and i mean he's the goat don't get me wrong, but also alexei kovalev who like two out of three nights would not do anything and then one out of three nights would get like five points. so the fact that they have like, i don't know, at least three young players who are like under the age of 24 and are actually good and exciting is kind of mind blowing for me to be honest.
46:25 wild versus stars too? yeah, i hope i hope quinn hughes experience is like nothing but misery for the rest of his life in all i said to you last i was gonna say in all domains even beyond the professional i do i do hope his heart is broken in the first in his first series here. and then i also hope that the same thing happens next year and
46:53 and then he leaves minnesota. i hope that he leaves minnesota having never accomplished anything in the wild. i hope their subreddit for the rest of my life is just full of people being like the quinn hughes trade was like the beginning of the end. that's pretty much, that would be like a dream come true for me. i did play a corrosive wave. i don't mind taking two damage. go ahead, man. bro, we already have nothing? you should have less.
47:33 you should have even less than that. did you ever have him on the nlss? quinn, get in touch. have your people get in touch with my people. it might be a play. could be a play. a card that exhausts doesn't exhaust! yes! dude! oh my god! i didn't say i wanted to erase his existence. i said i wanted him to suffer. like, i don't want him to get physically hurt, but i want him to be in a psychological bind, for sure.
48:17 i don't think there's anything wrong with that. i'm gonna make a little bet, by the way. i'm gonna make a bet that one of these question marks is a damn shop. what the fuck is this luck? here it comes. how come your runs always look like this and mine are so jacked up? must be something to do with the game. true change comes from within, buddy. oh. what the fuck? yo, what just happened?
48:56 it finally ha this is the fake merchant?! i didn't check. huge. whatever. real fake? i'm the one with the motherfucking gun. you hear ugh! whatever, man. okay, first off, you need that. little hand trick on bouncing flask. dump it. quick backflip, we're taking no damage. oh, you are. you're in a world of hurt, man. you're in a world of hurt. thinking... corrosive wave.
49:56 calculate a gamble that doesn't get exhausted into another corrosive wave into discarding two cards and then playing those cards and then expertise and you're dead. holy fuck. wait, wait, wait. we got to think about this. merchants rug? i've never had it and i've never had it. oh, you get all of his shit, but don't take snekowai. don't take snekowai. okay, huge. they're all question marks. yeah, yeah, because they're like the worst version of the relics, but
50:44 wait, that was huge. but then what are we gonna do with this shit, man? i mean, maybe one of the other ones will be a merchant, i guess. you guys are not hitting me. you are not... it is not clocking to you that i'm standing on business. i do like a well laid plans. i do also like playing better cards than the cards you've given me, which are cards that are bad. like now, now we can have a fucking conversation, okay? now we can talk as human beings, because your life is over. shout out justin bieber.
51:45 you know, my mom told me she got embarrassed because she was listening to the radio and she was like, this song sounds really nice. and then she found out it was a justin bieber song. it happens, man. i remember i should have slide that for sure, man. i remember my uncle, who was a huge fan of kiss and also the glam rock band t rex. he was so excited because he found a new song that he liked and then he showed it to us and it was by hanson. it was like hanson's post.
52:31 post mmbop song, but like several years later and he himself felt like he could not recover from the generational aura loss. which to be honest, i mean, i can understand it, man. certainly, who among us couldn't? it stings. i mean, kiss weren't really winners. he was a big fan of kiss. he was a huge kiss head. he still probably is, i just haven't talked to him in a bit. but he's cool in my books.
53:12 sly bouncing flask and then watch this. oh, you gotta lose your mind. detroit. i mean even myself, i have detroit rock city on my peloton playlist. every time it comes on, i skip it. i'm like, why is this shit on the playlist, man? ain't no need for that. wait, don't discard this. yes, discard that. that doesn't seem like the right move. he's dead anyway. shop? not a shop. lose three hp. lose four hp. i can live with expertise being gone. it's an edge case scenario.
53:59 and then honestly, brother, i mean, this has been, it's been a pleasure. lick it up is kind of goated. i like that it goes, lick it up. oh, i like that part of it. it's this straight into that. i recognize you're getting stronger. don't get me wrong. for some reason, i thought that would make you sly, which is obviously nonsensical. we're gonna play two shivs on your forehead, back flip.
54:46 probably just a bouncing flask i suppose. this ain't that bad. 10 damage? i can live with 10 damage. 4 2 for psg. okay wait, i apologize for my words and my deeds. actually like that does seem like a very high scoring, uh, very high scoring football match. i think i would simmer on you, raiden. oh actually let's see if we can get something a little better. no reason really, just hold these. kiss kind of ripped off and saying clown posse's whole thing. sources are, sources are saying man.
55:31 gene wilder, kind of the original violent j. his name is not gene wilder. certainly not gene wilder, now that i think about it. did not play corrosive wave this turn, but this doesn't exhaust me. it doesn't matter. you've made that mistake before? i just know so many genes, man. i feel like gregor mendel. how about a discard? they gave me a discard! you're fools! now i'm gonna win the game! i would like to only have one wound added into my deck. that seems smart.
56:27 do you know blue jeans? like the pant or the k pop band? i think we want to dump and dump the denim. i feel like it's like what kind of pants, go with me on this one, what kind of pants does the pink panther wear? denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim. it's kind of a riff on an old classic, but he doesn't wear any, he has slacks. can i get a check on that? i haven't actually, i've never seen a pink panther movie. i should probably get on that.
57:21 i can't stop doing the hand thing. save both of those. okay. chad, be honest. i know you're mad. i know you're mad that i'm standing on business on this run. it's okay. you can be mad. i'm so fucking mad. i watched to see you win. oh, don't. it's beneath you to just tell lies. no need to go in chad and tell lies. misrepresent the whole situation.
58:05 i guess we could still lose. nah. should we just apply like a shitload of poison to you? seems sensible, man. two week, yes. yeah, bare naked ladies, are you listening? what about it's been two weeks and then you could call, you could do it in fortnite, bro. it's been two weeks and then just get tim sweeney on the phone. you are fucked, lad.
58:54 i root for you in all other games, but in this one i want you to fail. that's fair, because it means, you know why? because the videos are so good, it means you get more of them. the more i lose, the more videos you get.
59:06 i am 100% convinced that mega crit gives streamers a different experience from the rest of us despite having a deck 50% larger than mine with half as many block cards you still manage to draw them exactly when you need well i will go multiple hands in a row without seeing one and this isn't even far fetched as you can actually put in a special code that i'm sure they gave you to promote the game play the game as the rest of us do and see if you can win without cheating not sorry nephew i'm sorry to say first thought that's w bait but also
59:30 what can i say? honestly, it's just the 3,000 hours difference, man. i know a lot of people just got into slay the spire 2 because it just came out, but playing a little slay the spire, you know, playing it for eight years gives you some pretty good habits. and also, if i may say so, some pretty bad ones.