That's a scary bury (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:01 curious what your win rates are? i don't know. let's fucking check the check the character stats man not too damn good 43 wins 32 losses on the ironclad. we're at 9 and 5 the silent were at 10 and 10 regent we're at well, i don't want to say it i really want to say it necro binder we're at 8 and 4 and then defect were at 7 and 2 man win rates actually pretty high might be the best ever they're saying
0:42 okay, we need to have a run that doesn't take more than 45 minutes. let's try a little necrobinder play. whenever you i don't want i don't want a stone humidifier bro, because we ain't resting. give me two transforms. holy fuck. wait, they synergize? maybe i am on the streamer client, bro. lose two strength, gain energy at the start of each turn. it's a little... it's a little outrageous, but...
1:15 could do the trick. that to me screams elite path. like fight this lad, fight this lad, fight this lad and take advantage of these awesome campfires early. you need borrow time for the juicer. actually, probably correct. i need borrow time for the juicer. i'm hearing. all right, might be the easiest deck of all time. gain 11 block next turn, gain one energy. it's kind of like borrow time in so many ways.
2:01 as long as you draw it at the appropriate time frame, which we exactly did by the way. this is awesome. first attack each turn does 50% additional damage. this is incredible, man. i'll take a clumsy for a random relic. oh, all of the attacks we add to our deck for the rest of the game are going to be upgraded? oh, shit. i thought the old lady threw it into the ocean at the end, man.
2:38 you telling me you went down and got it for you? this could still go wrong by the way. wait, as clumsy as you've been, there's no one laughing. you will be safe with me. yes, man. i don't know that one. i'm not surprised. it's our lady peace. kind of an etobicoke classic. oasty deals six damage whenever you play a card that costs two or more return this to your hand from the discard pile. yeah, i could be persuaded. take eight damage to save two.
3:15 can i tell you what happened? i wasn't paying attention because i thought my deck was too good to ever take damage. relatable maybe? origin, what happened? oh, i see. no self promo. i mean vulnerable could help us out a lot here. no doubt about it. now, any chance you cost three? no, you just do a fuckload more damage. i think i'd like to do that.
3:56 i'll be waving my hand watching you drown. yeah, yeah. a guy who references our lady peace but doesn't get the joke. mods? um, mods? this guy counters you? that would affect me if i knew how to read. i'm not even sweating that. counter that, bro. oh, i'll just play my cards, i suppose. bro's gonna lose this run? why are you talking like julie delpy at the end of before sunset? you ain't julie delpy. i am? oh my god, julie!
5:00 julie i loved you in um, but i'm a cheerleader. i didn't expect to see you there, but i loved you julie julie we loved you julie we did we love defy 15 seconds of screen time and she stole the show not really it's an ensemble cast why do you sound like trump? it's a coincidence julie. it's just mirrored his mere happenstance julie
5:35 they're saying don't play the card that makes you lose strength before you play your attacks. they're saying play the attacks first, julie. they don't love you like i love you, julie. so someone said, do you ever worry that your voice will get stuck in trump cadence and you'll never be able to get it back? yes. yes, 100%. i do worry about that. and it sometimes does go down like that, to be honest with you. there are times i find myself
6:14 i find myself talking with a little bit of a trump cadence without the impression but with the trump cadence which is a scary thought. so this is the fucked up fish you guys were telling me about earlier, right? this is fucked up fish. okay, huge. w comms. probably should have played my other attack, huh? i'd like to play. wait, this is good because next turn we're going to do like 90 damage to you. yeah, that's a lot of damage. not my tempo to be honest with you. not my tempo. anyone know if chiblee's streaming today?
7:15 are you seated right now? chiblee is not streaming today. and the reason i know that he's not streaming today is i was watching the end of his stream yesterday when he said he wouldn't be streaming today. if a streamer tells you something at the end of the stream, you should believe them because they waited till the end of the stream for a reason, man. fuck you, buddy. whatever. i'll play friend slop. see if i care, man. is this foreshadowing?
7:57 no, i'm very happy to not have any relevant announcements for quite some time. i've got none on the horizon as far as i know. and i think that's awesome. fuck you, motherfucker. should have hit you with it and then put up more block. now i have to lose all my money. not worth, not worth, man. i hold, because my deck is so good, i hold. fuck it, play the top three cards in my draw pile. it was actually kind of awesome. not these freaks. where's hot freaks guy?
8:50 god freaks! which one of these is on the house and which one of these do you think is better than ever? i don't know who to hit, i guess the vulnerable one makes a lot of sense. did you see project hail mary? i'm not saying this just to be an asshole. just is doing a little heavy lifting, i'll admit. but i will see it when it comes to the criterion channel. and it's not because it's on the criterion channel. it's because that's where i watch stuff. it has to be done, bro.
9:38 that's the easiest place for me to watch stuff because everything on it is good. if they do a collection and the collection is movies based on andy weir books, it'll probably be the first one that i would watch. you know why? because i've already seen the martian. i'm not virtue signaling. it's hard to get to the movie theater, man. i think another delay could go crazy.
10:09 that one dude who's making star citizen when figuring out what to announce about star citizen? you know what i'm talking about? what's his name? chris something, right? another delay could go crazy. it's literally just on amazon? i don't think so. is it? it's in theaters. also, i'm not paying $23 to watch it when i can pay 14 bucks a month to watch every jacques demis movie. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. someone has to say it. play that. play this.
11:04 i always think i'll just play all my cards now that i look at my hand here. is ludwig actually here? wouldn't that be something, man? but it was crazy when my wife pulled into chat yesterday and said, did you know ludwig is inbred? but then she was telling me about it last night at dinner, and i gotta say it put a lot of things in the perspective for me. have you seen his face? he's literally handsome. there are some thumbnails, i think, where it appears that
11:50 some malevolent individual has like photoshopped one eye to be smaller than the other one or like offset a little bit. he's handsome but his eyes are fucked. the asymmetry gives you something to look at. if you're too symmetrical, the human brain rejects it and goes, that's artifice. these fucked up turns ruining my life, man. he's intangible? can you just give me that card again, please? nah, nah, nah, we won't be losing this one. i don't think so, kid. just give me my good card, please.
12:49 i got my good card. i got my good card. mogged. you need to be locking in a bit more. nah, get it twisted. we're in the business of producing entertainment. what do we play here, man? lose two strength. the enemy loses two strength. good for defense. hang. deal 13. double the damage all hang cards do to this enemy. and it works with the kind of synergy that we got set up. yeah, i can see that.
13:21 all defends get goopy. at the start of your turn draw one additional card. actually insane. i mean, goopy defends could be kind of huge too. we only have three defends which actually makes goopy a little bit worse, i think. i'm gonna say that the draw is more valuable because really our wind condition is just drawing an attack that hurts really bad. like napoleon dynamite's lips.
13:49 and i'm gonna also say you make a choice here, not to draw like austin powers symbols on the board. make a choice here about whether you want to elite max or like campfire max. gwyneth paltrow on defense? nah man, the oilers could really use her right now. the oilers could really use gwyneth paltrow on d right now. fuck it, gotta use up potion. his parents are cousins? see that, no his grandparents. okay, we almost put out a hit on him there.
14:30 parents being cousins is crazy. grandparents is like, that might be the norm, man. give me back my delay. it caused zero of oste's attack this turn. i think it's still a skip for me, man. one set of your grandparents being first cousins doesn't even seem that bad to me. i mean, certainly it can't possibly be worse than like the microplastics rich world that we've grown up in. oh good, i got another curse. great. that's awesome. great, they ruined my fucking life.
15:15 okay, they gave me the two greatest potions you could ever ask for. i definitely think this would also be awesome. i definitely think this is irrelevant. anyone in chat ever kiss their cousin? chat, you don't have to answer that. i wish, man. that's so crazy. all i'm gonna say, well, no, i'm not gonna say this, but it would be funny to say the dude who literally created evolution said that it's okay. and i know that because he married his own cousin, bro.
16:18 we're literally not taking damage. just get a kill. john evolution? his name was like charles melton or some shit like that. i don't know, man. what's with all the fucking questions? how are you not dead? you should be dead like 10 times over. charles nelson reilly. peak millennial nick at nite is watching match game and pogging the fuck up whenever they go to charles nelson reilly even though you have no idea who the fuck he is, man.
17:10 like why was i also cheering whenever they get to charles nelson reilly? i'm like, i don't know. i've never seen a single show that he's on. he does have some trenchant observations though, i can't deny that. that retained to a card in your hands? i think there could be something there. why was roseanne on at 2 and 2.30 am every night and why was i watching it? bro, that's real though.
17:44 like, why the hell was i excited in high school to be like, oh, at 11 a.m. on tbs, saved by the bell comes on. like, who gives a fuck, man? that was peak, though. not for a guy like me, i think. let me see. i think i want to wisp. barry goes kind of crazy, even though i don't have hbo. and then probably we just go straight into a delay. this is retain anyway. would have been nice to have some lethality too.
18:26 but we can do... we don't have lethality, so you can do this. and then we have six energy, which is a lot, i've noticed. i don't know why we have six energy, but that's okay. ever start stream by eating a piece of fruit? vibranium? i don't know, but honestly, i mean, i'm pretty pro consuming fruits and vegetables anyway for the most part. if i've got good fruits in the house. has anyone ever thought of this before? insofar as?
19:23 wait, your ass is grass, man. stone fruit or berries? berries for my kids, stone fruits for me. and whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. deck's getting too fat, bro. oh, my lobster's too buttery. fuck you, man. okay, this is literally the craziest run of all time. are we willing? no, don't risk it. next turn gain two energy. you say that every time? yeah, but this one started like out of control. this one started crazy.
20:21 give me a friendship. friendship is more important. overall, we would love to have more energy, but friendship is the most important thing in this bitch of a world. literally, i'm just not going to take damage. i don't even know if i should play any attacks against you. i think i should try to draw to my good attacks as fast as possible. like hold this, hopefully play a lethality soon. applejack is my favorite pony.
20:57 i don't know about that, if i'm being honest with you. i'm not 100% sure about that. i only know rainbow dash is the one with the rainbow tail. lethality's ethereal? oh, so in that case we won't sweat it too much. that's still a big one. there's fluttershy. i feel like fluttershy might be orange. can i get a confirmation on that one way or the other? yellow? is there an orange one? does any pony know what i'm talking about when i say this?
21:43 that's applejack. okay. applejack is orange. unsettling. i don't think we need undeath, man. we definitely want to come here. why do so many chatters know this? i mean, don't make me back them up here because they were giving me hella grief on twitter in like 2013 for saying i think this brony thing is a fad. but it's because they were 14 in like 2012 or maybe they were 12 in 2012. like that's why they know
22:18 you guys, i know this is a recurring bit, but you guys were on my fucking ass for saying that shit. you were telling me, you were saying it's not a phase, mom. and i was like, this just seems no disrespect, because maybe you're right and i want to believe you. but i would be stunned if for most of you this wasn't a phase. it would be very surprising to me. okay, ruin your life. gain some energy, draw some cards, play some block, weaken you.
22:56 set us up. you're telling me bronies are still a thing? well, without ruining anybody's life. not only is it still like kind of a thing, kind of a thing, but the ones who are still doing it, i respect them more because they were obviously in it for the right reasons. they weren't just in it like because it was hip in the moment. they were in it because of the central tenants or whatever. so those are the
23:26 as far as i'm concerned, those are the true believers. now, debilitate could be kind of crazy, but i'm a big believer that in slay the spire, once you hit oil, you stop drilling. that's what the difference between me and daniel plainview, man. shout out john david washington. okay, for what? for what? have you seen the creator? no, man, i'm not. i'll give him a little tip of the hat for tenet, which i think i like more than the average person. but for what, man? for what? oh, because you said tenants. oh, okay. fair enough.
24:04 shout out john david washington. that's real. that's real. give me some of this. give me some of that. 24 damage? give me a power. kinda sucks ass, man, but i do think we have some ethereal cards. we have played lethality. holy shit, we're gonna ruin somebody's life, dude. let's ruin this motherfucker's life. 59 damage. right out of the gate. straight out the motherfucking dungeons of rap. you know what i'm talking about? horrible turn. holy cow. three block.
25:19 don't lose the run. don't lose the run. this retains anyway, this is huge. ruin your life. also weaken you. also play this to make oh my god, could you have hit anything fucking worse than that, you fucking troll? i'm not fucking dead! first off, i know i'm not fucking dead, because this guy's fucking dead. i mean, obviously it's tempting to fucking kill you. there's gotta be a better way to play this turn.
26:17 than getting them playing this and getting fucking killed, man. i'm pissed off. i do think it's delay delay. but not playing a single attack is kind of crazy. maybe it's not delay delay. no, i think it's delay delay, bro. and then at least i can take advantage of having done some damage. and then this turn... wait, this has literally saved my life. there's nothing to upgrade back there. motherfucker, man. this guy doesn't do any damage, though, so we have nothing to worry about.
27:19 keep the change. oh shit. mmkay. but there's nothing, really nothing to turn off! so true. visions of, you think i don't know visions of johanna when i see it? ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so motherfucking quiet. i'll take any card that transforms something into a card that exhausts, man. enchant all card rewards with glam. max hp by 31. all potion slots with empty potions. i'm taking the pussy way out. and then...
28:08 no end. you're right. no end then. you're right on that one. when you're right, you're right, man. no end then. need some more fucking energy, dude. should have played right hand first. should have done a lot of things. give me a seance then. how smooth brained am i if black diamond bay is my favorite bob dylan song? i think there's multiple different ways to play this. one is... well, i'd say for certain you're either an absolute moron
28:45 or alternatively, you're the smartest bob dylan fan of all time. it depends on, did you arrive on that after listening to thousands and thousands of hours of bob dylan? if so, i think you're the smartest bob dylan fan that's ever existed. if you heard five songs and that's just the one that you went, oh this one's, this is the cutest one, then i think that you've got some work to do.
29:12 the bar isn't high. the bar is never higher. he's the greatest songwriter in the united states of america. now in japan, i don't know because i don't speak japanese. but they're probably doing some good stuff over there too if i had to guess. not a great singer though? yeah, but who cares? this ain't american idol, bro. he's making art. grave horton could still hit. we do need something that blocks. hell yeah, slept in and saved my watch streak.
29:52 w chiblee? can i get w chiblee in chat, everybody? chiblee, the streets want to know when are you gonna sacrifice a thousand viewers and go live playing slay the spire again instead of tomodachi life? also chiblee, i'm mad at you. why are your islanders fighting? and my islanders don't fight. my islanders all get along. pissing me off. pissing me way the fuck off. i mean it does 6 7 damage, man. how could you not? how could you not play a card that has 6 7 right there?
30:34 can i hit you? hit you? hit you? gain some energy? i'm not playing a defense. hit you with one of those. i do like that you kind of have an islander that's just like sequestered on an island. also, it turns out that this has made him very unhappy. which seems to make a lot of sense to be honest. because he's in like a game... he's in a dollhouse but he's kind of like sequestered.
31:16 he's in ponderosa like mike white. you know what i'm talking about, vip daniel? upvotes in the chat. he does eight damage. whenever he hits an enemy this turn, summon two? i mean, summoning two is irrelevant, bro. mike white didn't go to ponderosa. he got his own private area to ride white lotus season 4. you must think it's my first day on the internet if you think i'm going to get rage baited by something like that. there's no shot, bro. didn't go to ponderosa. he's playing for the love of the game at this point. ponderosa is part of that.
31:57 honestly find it embarrassing that you thought i would be the type of fellow that would fall for that. nah, that's true. he went home early. that's fucked up. still, stream the d train on netflix. it's a hell of a mike white movie. 33 damage, huh? 33 damage kind of a lot. 33 damage kind of nothing. d train's an insane movie, but i kind of like it. you should kind of like it because it's actually good. this, this. three energy remains. it also is one of the reasons, one of the many movies
32:59 that solidifies why i will never sell my jack black stock. he has that dog in him, man. we gotta get him off the fucking minecraft teat. i'm not paying 53 to heal for seven. that's crazy. every five turns gain some energy. i can live with that.
33:29 clearly you didn't watch anaconda. that's literally like a cell phone to waste your time or money watching anaconda. i'm not gonna take any responsibility for that. like, does he do some movies for the money? yeah, bro. obviously he does some movies for the money. replay? i mean, adding a replay could go kind of insane. that's an extra energy. yeah, but it's gonna do so much extra damage, man.
34:11 like play a lethality, play transfigure on reap and then give yourself a fuckload of energy next turn. and this guy's toast man. he's not toast but he's fucking... he's taking some damage. i don't think anybody would deny that he took a lot of damage there. didn't put vuln on? yeah broca's vuln would have ruined my fucking lethality trigger! retain... i don't know if we're gonna be able to play it but retain it either way.
34:55 still more damage in the end? yeah, i mean i definitely don't think that that's fucking true. ah, i definitely think that's false. how about you give me a big block? you have nine... wait, one, two, three, four, five, seven, eight. say that again. one, two, three. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. i didn't even have shit in my draw pile, man. oh wait, you're dead anyway.
35:58 that wasn't even bad. interesting. i think this being innate could be huge for us. i didn't even read it. i literally just clicked it. i meant to read it, but i sent a message. this is why i don't stream after two, man. would i rather have two potions or an upgraded card? i'd rather have two potions. holy fuck, yeah, i would. that's way better. it's been one minute. you ever see cinderella, young pup? ain't no
36:45 like a gradual change from the carriage into the pumpkin that bitch becomes a thumbnail right at the stroke of midnight you definitely want friendship. we definitely want mad science 97 damage right to the dumb you can only play one of the first three cards. i really literally don't give a fuck add replay to friendship i'll have zero strength. do i look like the kind of guy who gives a damn six energy? we need to play defy
37:43 we're not playing a buffer on that. give me my cards that do damage, please. we have one of my cards that does damage. nah, man, i might eat dirt on this one. nice order. have lethality. i have to... i know you're saying, play the zero cost o'snee card because then it cycles back into your hand. i would rather it do 75% more damage on my card that does 60 damage, but maybe i'm a different kind of beast. you're trolling me with this bullshit. fuck it, bro. exhaust two strikes. see if i give a fuck. defy? no defy.
38:41 to save the intangible for lethal or until a nasty turn bumps me off the track. definitely want that. would rather have eight block or four block in a week. we'd rather have four block in a week. i think it's gonna remain bound but it doesn't! okay these are big plays. this is what you need. it'd be nice to not be weakened for like 94 turns but maybe we just outlast it. start of your turn apply doom
39:17 it's something. you're retained anyway, so i'll hold you. 50 damage. 50 damage. not exactly ideal. reap only doing 36 damage is so depressing, man. and fear only applies vulnerable for one turn. it also does 2 damage. probably rather have that. you would rather play that regardless. seems like a pretty good turn for this. and then honestly, hold the fear.
40:03 yeah, one buffer doesn't do what i thought it did there. for some reason i thought it would be like you're intangible for one turn. that's not what it was. not what it was at all. okay, this would be a great turn to do a lot of damage. we've drawn nothing of... wait! okay, we've drawn nothing of value officially now. we're definitely going to die. 65 damage. imagine though, all i need to do is draw five cards and then play eidolon.
41:11 transfigure on barry would have gone crazy. yeah, what did i what happened to transfigure, man? is there i should be able to click on it and see where i fucked up. i put it on friendship like a fucking idiot, man! what was i thinking? i don't need 8 energy! tell me why someone on my friends list named choochoo just went live playing deadlock and their avatar is the nlss splash screen, man. what the fuck are we doing here? who are you, man? i don't know you. hell of a shot.
41:53 that's bear. okay, never mind. never mind. i do know him. i do know him. w queen, you got me. anyway, um, well there's still a good run regardless. i should have played transfigure properly. for now though, slash marker slay the spire, i'm gonna send you over to my wife's dream. i hope you've enjoyed yourself.