They're trolling me with this one (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 okay, guys, we're back with cs2. i'm jonesing. please don't tell my friends who are good at the game that i, this is what i want to ban. please don't tell my friends that are good at the game that i need to play solo because i need to play people that are at my level.
0:19 listen, it's understandable. just in that stream where we played like five hours, i think we won one match. and the match that we won, we had to come back from like seven rounds down. but the other four hours and 40 minutes was losing. it might have, it broke me in a serious way. okay, where are we starting y'all? ctt? i don't care. i'm the guy with the gun. that's two. why does it say competitive? why does it say competitive? it should be premier. why does it say competitive? okay, we run into it. we see how cool they are. i got to remember how to play the game.
1:04 librarian, ban all counter strike players in chat. i'm so tired of hearing play cash. it's been four seconds. type a about gameplay mechanics is one thing. type a about like which mode you should play is a new kind of degeneracy. okay, i cover long. i cover long and i blow them up with a high explosive grenade right off the bat. end of molly. move, move, move. you're literally slowing me down.
1:49 what the fuck? he bought one too? and there's one there! yeah, nice try bud. i saw blood. there's one on the fucking door, man! now we pull back. look at the screen. don't look at chat. look at the screen. don't look at chat. look at the screen. don't run out of ammo. oh shit, bombs on sight y'all. i've only got eight bullets left. i gotta be careful. can i have this clip? fuck. motherfucker. i gotta grab his pistol. where did his gun go? bro, where did his gun go? where the fuck is his gun? oh, i gotta make a move.
3:03 not my best round, y'all. what happened to his gun? if i had his gun, that's a different story. i have no sound. there's no sound in the game anymore. hello, can you still hear me? go to settings and change the input device back. oh my god. they broke the game by adding cache? yes, it's a bug right now. fuck it, bro. we play better def. okay, give me a second here. they broke the sound adding a new map.
4:09 but the thing is they have a very flat management structure, which is good. you can hear now, presumably. okay. now you can't, but that's to be expected. nope. because as soon as i have tabbed back in, it has now... oh, no, no, no. they're just being quiet. okay. everything's fine. no, no. i don't know. no, okay. it's working. there's no footsteps, but there's just gun sounds. there's no beeping.
5:00 maybe, maybe... oh, because nobody's planted the bomb. okay. no, everything's fine. has the d.e.a.c.l. always been this long? holy shit! he's a god! he's a god! okay, we're back. actually, my damage is not too bad. 50 damage. blue, get it together, bro. now it's over. look at this shit right here.
5:54 you're gonna pull a knife today? gambling's bad. that being said, i gotta take my angle. kate was like, she got interested in scratch tickets. she's never used a scratch ticket before. so we were at lunch on sunday and she was like, i'm gonna look up which ones have like the best odds. so she looked it up. and then after we went to the convenience store, she's like, i wanna try it out. what a smoke by the way. she's like, i wanna try it out. we got up to the cash register and she's like, i didn't bring my wallet.
6:33 so i bought three scratch cards for her. it came to $15. she won 20 bucks. and then she's talking, she's walking around talking like i turned 15 bucks into 20 bucks. what are you talking about? you turn, you did even better. you turned $0 into 20 bucks. the ev is off the charts, man. yeah, but y'all are married. that's true. i didn't think about it that way.
7:13 so really, we both turned seven and a half dollars into ten dollars each. what the fuck? they're fucking out here, bro. we got mine, got mine. and we got an assist. that was huge. damn, bro still got the damn mp7 too. this view model is taking me out. but it's working and i'm getting so many assists. now he's valid for that one. his gun model is kind of hurting my eyes though.
8:12 mp7's cracked, kind of a cheap rifle right now. i don't even think i have it on my loadout because i don't think i have a skin for it, man. bro is in spawn. disrespectful. wait, wait, wait, we could go third here. not quite. 5800. we had 232. not bad. not bad. imagine if we could rocket jump. nah, should we load up tfc and do some concussion jumps on 2 4, bro? it's literally free kills because everybody else just does sniper duels on the veranda. hey, you got to check your corners.
9:21 w game sense. we go lower tons on these beasts. dude, you know he's up there. yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there. take a little souvenir for the road. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! mcdavid of cs? yo, did you see edmonton last night though? quite a game. i saw a bit of it because i was hoping to see the highlights of montreal versus tampa, the series that i actually want to watch, but it wasn't. that one, they take two days of travel now because the nhl has gone soft.
10:15 okay, fire this bro. i literally saw him get lit on fire. my bad y'all don't turn your back to the enemy. thoughts on the wild winning? it literally doesn't even matter. quinn hughes will experience nothing but misery in his life. even if they win this round, which they won't, he's gonna, he's cruising for a bruise and let's put it that way. guys, i literally got, if you had killed him, i would have gotten three assists there. so you really let me down. it is 4v1 though. i think we're chilling.
11:00 that was visceral, dude. i think because the gun is in your chest, it makes it feel that much worse when you get killed. it's like someone grabbed your brain and like pulled it through the back of your head. dude, i'm kind of popping off though. i am 2 4, but 475 damage in six rounds? like that's like 100 damage a round, man. and i know what you're gonna say. you're gonna say all of the damage is from grenades. no, it's not, bro. not all the damage is from grenades.
11:41 bro, get the cat. we've all got rolls. oh, motherfucker. that could still be good. denial space. w space denial. don't look at chat. they're all, they're all, they're all posting a smiley face. it says, what a great grenade. smiley. as long as green lives, i ain't sweating it. shit. green died, man. i'm the best. that was a crazy grenade. respect. i'm the best. oh, i ran out. i heard the clicks. i heard the clicks.
12:38 got my ohhh! ohhh! wait, we're actually kind of popping? are they gonna be mad if we play spawns and i go to tunnels now? i guess this is like when you'd want to have comms on maybe. not bad y'all. i need to change my name too, like it's been rashomon for too fucking long. that was swag. is that him? yes, reported.
13:46 okay, where's the best part to hold here? do you hold here because it's the deepest angle or do you hold here so you can shoot the top of his head when he comes through the door? a for the corner position, b for this position. the second one, imo, i literally kill him if i wasn't wounded. justin, i trust you, but i will say it's very funny that, i mean, we now have a, we have a compilation of justin gives me a tip and i die immediately after. and the thing that an idiot will say
14:17 yeah, but they're good tips. and a genius will say that's why the compilation is so funny. that's really what makes the compilation humorous is that it's just an endless parade of like getting good advice and then dying. i play spawns on this one, w crouch jump. what the fuck? you can get up there without a boost? who the fuck is wendy walk? i got no comment for that one.
15:09 wait, wait, they molly'd here. careful y'all. oh, you can't abandon tons like that. nah, bomb showing cat. get out of tons. throwing fire. thinks he's ronald jenkes. thinks he's mouth after casting a spell in far far west. it's not fart fart west. the game is like literally good. okay. it was literally fun.
15:54 and i thought it was going to be two hours. i was disappointed when after an hour and 15 minutes they were like, well, that's it for today. i was like, what do you mean that's it for today, man? that's literally the best grenade i've ever thrown. we're pushing tons in this beast. literally raise your heart rate. that's crazy. that's crazy. he had so much confidence, man. i did do one in one. what, like my body kind of like fell on his toe on the way down or something? nah, i ain't built for that. so it'd take me back to long.
16:59 your teammate got a 4k? damn shorty, blame it on blue man. 318 damage is positively anemic. that's literally a double kill. bro, don't push that. you can't push that, they're awping man. alright dingchavez, let's do this. we're farming utility, kat. what the fuck? bro, we gotta get in there. it's me and you, blue. molly the bomb real quick.
17:55 i thought i had him. i honestly thought i had him. but god is my witness. bro, what are you doing? no, no, no. he doesn't care. he doesn't care. if you get one, if you get one, i respect this. not even peeking. not even scoped in to take the shot. i'm gonna fucking freak out. oh my god. this is the last round. lou, you're fucking out, man. favorite cut of steak? can i say something? ribeye's obviously the king. but i like a fucking thin ass
18:38 strip loin or like a hanger steak sometimes as well. or a skirt steak, that's true. i like a really thin like over salted steak. especially now that and i'm swear i'm not trying to be performative. i don't buy beef because it's too expensive. i respect that like, you know, some of you out there are such beef enthusiasts, you're still out there like trying to make it work, but i'm not i'll buy ground beef. i'm not buying like steak. but as beef came up and up and up,
19:11 i would, the cuts that i would buy got worse and worse and worse and you learn how to make them work but i'm like man chicken, chicken ain't subject to the same kind of meteoric inflation. still more expensive but come on man. what's the going rate for ribeyes up there? i mean at the grocery store i'd be expecting 25 to 30 bucks for like a single man sized ribeye for sure. xbox or playstation? don't you have chat disabled? yeah yeah. what about in bellingham?
20:22 that's probably like 18 bucks if i had to guess, but it's still pretty expensive. need one of those. don't body block me. love that, love that play. my germs. get pumped, buddy. where are you going? sorry, fella. i think i just molly my teammate. i think, i think i just molly my teammate. one fella left. we close in. i like to play this kind of like duke nukem style. dominated. that's muscle memory.
21:42 dude, maybe? don't take the mask off. it's scaring me. we go long here. decoy over the top. buys us time to get out. an entry frag. all chat? yeah, yeah, it's called a decoy grenade. holy fuck, it worked. reload. get in there, guys. anyone have smoke for the cross? oh, jesus christ! purple, what are you doing playing picks, man? we were out long!
22:52 okay, good try. nice try. we go pistol around again. i'm hearing justin in my head. he's saying we go out tunnels, hold w, and then i say, what if we die? and he goes pistol around. that's right. pistol around. they ain't going this way, man. my bad. guys, they've closed in on us with an m4 behind us. he's got this. all right. that was some michael clayton shit. we buying y'all? orange, why do you have no money?
24:11 orange, you really, you think just because you got 1300 damage you can afford to fart around? oh fuck it bro. damn, look at this beast. okay, someone got awp'd right off the bat. fuck it, we ball. yeah, come on in. yeah, buddy. yeah, come on in. don't let me stop you. time to read chat. read this. just a little peek. little peek never hurt anybody. i think he saw me and took a shot at me. me against the world, y'all.
25:33 got mine, got mine. that's all that matters. got mine. okay, what are we doing, lads? we're winning by one. what happened? we gotta go long. this is a classic go long situation. this is a classic hide in the corners. no, wait, he's placing a mid smoke. got mine? all right, man. well, what do you think? who's next? where's green? oh, what a shot, though. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. we win these?
26:57 yeah, run and plant long. you can run and plant long. you can run and plant long. homeboy, home, home, homeboy. oh! i'm not mvp? did you see i single handedly blew that shit wide open? he planted though? oh, whatever. yeah, okay, fucking drycidal got the goal, but it was evan bouchard's slap pass that made the fucking play work. looks like we're going this way, y'all. never mind. i don't know.
27:52 get a pick. bro, why are you running a scout, man? it's round 16. motherfucker. what the fuck? well, what are we gonna do, bro? well, fuck it. we go out. blue, we go this way. blue, va boo! blinded. well blinded. or was that a no scope? that's a you can't even be mad about that one. blue didn't even fire a single shot. lookit. give your head a shake, man. that wasn't a panic flash. i i flashed behind me
28:54 so that the person looking at me would be flashed. we go long. what are you doing? blue with the damn scout, man. nah, i don't think so, kid. purple, you're gonna get capped, man. nah, nah, you're chill. i'll lurk. i'll play lurk on this one. i saw them tons! imagine. i know he's like, he would never be there. good job, team. and then as the lurker, i pick up this kill from the guy trying to flank.
30:05 we run this time. guys, i was holding long. what the fuck? what are you gonna do, big fella? he's not even gonna try. walk backwards. he was saving his awp 100%. cs is turning me into type a? no, it's not. if you were type a, you would have typed some shit like, raise your fov by two. green? do i... yeah, i trust green. i trust green.
31:22 i'm gonna pretend to be good. i'm gonna cosplay being good and it's gonna raise my elo by a thousand. wait out the util guys, wait out the util. okay, there we go. got him. oh motherfucker. how did he peek so fast man? wait, cray is that is that smoke the cross? oh man.
32:32 that was literally a nice try. i put it in all chat so they know we're not losing morale. if you smoke at the tooth that smokes the cross, i'm on a level with you, i have no idea what that means at all. you smoke the tooth that smokes the cross? okay, i'll pick one on site and then you guys rush in. all yours, brother. i'm triangulating where they're standing from these blind shots. low heart rate. whoa!
33:51 probably do that one in team chat. my ops down tons, y'all. cortisol check. heart rate 63. not too bad. vibrarians gonna get banned for cs backseating? no, because the ultimate own is that if they were good at cs, they'd be playing attorneys right now instead of making compilations of me talking about gregoraki movies. we take those. we take those!
34:47 he day them'd me again. i don't know, things change every day, man. i'm just trying to stay on the right side of history. what do you think, y'all? i'm thinking we flash long immediately. they throw a grenade in long, we swallow the grenade, it goes off in our tummy like the mask. literally works. got mine. not a 37 year old dad saying tummy. so if i can see a clip of that,
36:06 because for me, every single shot was on. every single shot was center of not head, but center of mass. oh shit. i did do 54 in two. the crosshair was, but none of the bullets. clearly, i don't understand guns. it's a save round, y'all. someone buy for me? blue, buy for me? blue, can you buy for me? trade guns, anybody? just for fun? rushcat. i'm lurking. i lived, bitch.
37:27 distraction text? we eat up his ammo. one shot at a time, we eat up his ammo. oh, my head. my head snapped back so hard. it's like he shot me in the head, but i died from the back of my head hitting the concrete. i know they're screaming in comms. bro, scream in blue! they've had like 20 damage on t side. no, that was bullshit. no, that's a little sus, man. you too?
38:17 alright, but what does bono have to do with this shit? nah, that's real though. guy who killed me literally did 8 in 1, big deal. what do you think, y'all? can you buy for me? blue, buy for me? it's not like you're doing anything with it anyway. buy for me? fuck it, bro. helmet scout it is. it blooms? we shoot. bro. damn, you move fast as fuck with this, huh? bro, bro, walk him back. walk him back. just let me get a peek at him. oh! tagged?
39:37 tagged one. oh! then one comes cat. let me peek long, brother. let me peek long. he's here. wait, though. wait. one on one and it's all my fault? yes! wait, wait, wait. that means at a minimum we're taking this to ot, right? holy, brother. bro, all we do, we win long. we win long. what are you doing? i was about to knife him and take the op. i'm not even lying. then i thought, nah, man. he's going to get a clutch pick.
41:04 no! through the smoke, a little sus. how did he know i was there? three on three, we got this. where's blue? i put a lot of faith in you, blue. just gave him bomb? yeah, yeah, but green's good. gordon gekko. huge. huge! and then you plant and we win. what the hell is black cow on the song black cow? i think it's a chocolate milk. to me, this is cinema. enemy green left the game, shutting down game. let's go!
42:18 oh, man! not to put you on the fucking spot, blue. i was taking a lot of heat. a lot of heat that should have been reserved for blue, if i may. promo game next? i'm so ready, man. it does feel kind of weird playing this just at a solo screen, though. it's a chocolate milk and a coke? wait, that could be the greatest drink ever made. ew, no? well, can i say something? chocolate milk plus coke might be
43:23 the coldest drink ever made. doesn't it curdle the milk instantly? yeah, whatever. you've never played kings. excuse me, what am i doing in here with the 10,000 elo? now, i'm opening myself up to disrepute here, but eventually we have to have a game where we're not the lowest elo on the team, right? like obviously, i'm like 94th percentile. that means 6% of the game
44:02 is like at my level or lower, isn't the point of matchmaking to sort that 6% so they play against each other? use comms and you get better. literally, i played with my friends, we lost every game. i played by myself. i won 100% of the games that i played by myself so far. ergo, my friends are the problem. that's science. that's science. truth nuke. sorry, sorry justin if you're still here.
44:50 i am not a 1 1 token to get sacrificed to generate a 5 4 monster. that ain't me, bro. why? why? i had my knife out. why would you do that? new record? new record? nah, man, i felt it. that was like scientology any pers oh, dumeda! every warmup is uh, is scientology any percent. we see how deep we can get into the enemy spawn without getting hit and try to drop a spray. wait, what do we do, guys?
45:34 no, no, no, yeah, vest, vest and under. we go lower ramp, lower ramp, yeah, yeah, sign language, lower ramp. yeah, let's do it. yeah, yeah, blue nose was so you don't have to look back man. i'll be here. i'll be first man out. i don't give a fuck. why are they? they're going squeaky. well, they fucked me. great. we take these two before we take these double your shots. it helped that the enemy blue didn't shoot back.
46:21 i'm gonna run the smoke screen quick. it's in all chat. yeah, i know it's why it's a smoke screen bro. what do you mean it didn't work? it probably bought us a little time. you gotta say move i got a kit. oh wait, that's good man. that is good. type in all chat move i got a kit. guys i have to go pee. holy shit. damn.
47:33 nice try, nice try. there we go. now we wait. we're buying, right y'all? he's getting kicked? i'm literally third in dps. i'll hold outside. one damage. l. oh, what the fuck? that's the bomb, bro. oh, fuck! jesus christ! it's a damn mess out here! oh, i got a kill blind. i got a kill blind. what are you doing? what are you looking at? i wasn't suggesting my teammates worse. i was just wondering why they were looking at the wall.
49:05 as if there was a person behind it. if you... alright, never mind. i think they're above suspicion. i really got a kill from six damage in one. alright, what's the play y'all? what's the play? i'm thinking this might be the round where i get a hundred on the galil. what if we just... they'll never expect someone to beat barb. one, uh, squeaky. shout out nicky. you don't have to.
50:14 we could, we kind of need a bit of a vibes reset. maybe it's time to do the nicki minaj pose. you know what i'm talking about? i don't think we've done the nicki minaj pose in, if i had to guess, at least 18 months. the what? you know the one where she kind of turns her elbows out like this and goes, you know the one i'm talking about? yes, bro.
50:47 when she inverts her elbows, you know the one i'm talking about? yeah, i told you it would work! i'll take that. nah, man. that ain't me. run. nicki minaj in the press room for the 2010 mtv video music awards. yes. that's the one. youch, bro! what the fuck? that shit was like in my fucking mouth, man. i want the spot! i want the spot!
51:45 anyone covering flank? fuck it, we ball. they say you don't hear the one that gets ya. oh shit. alright guys, what do you think? can we go ramp? i got six damage on round five, y'all. can we go ramp? fellas, can we go ramp? one damage per round? you got something to say? somebody's covering outside, huh? no, that's okay. i got it. i shot from the back outside.
53:00 wait, maybe yellow's onto something, man. they always rush us. i take a shotgun, lurk and get a 5k. it's the most incredible flash i've ever seen in my entire life. old. play bomb. play bomb, guys. lock in. lower heart rate. manually lower heart rate. slower exhales. slower exhales. orange. orange is mini. slower exhales. orange lock in.
53:50 w, you're welcome. was walking up cambie, got asked where broadway was, nailed it and felt so much aura. yeah bro, it's right there. it's the one with all the traffic cones and construction fences on it. yeah, yeah that's the one. honestly, i'm mad because that's like they gave you a freebie. you really want to farm some aura? next time they ask where west broadway is, you say, oh you mean 9th?
54:32 flash me out, thank you. pure luck, what do you mean pure luck? whatever, i got it down. bro, you let me down, you let me down. our whole team died. best things, man. first time in vancouver in two years, construction on canby looks exactly the same. i don't wanna talk about it, it's kind of a sore spot for me. stand mode. sweats.
55:39 is dan mode putting a hat on? no, it's buying the m4 with the scope and then getting op'd outside. red guns anyone? mogged. flashing over top. sorry y'all. yeah! yeah! yo, but did you see me drop that flash on top of red bro? that was crazy. what do you mean ct technical timeout bro? what are we on now? three kills!
56:53 buy decoy? watch this. how do you change hands again? h, right? is this crumping? why are you playing by yourself? why are you playing by yourself? isn't this just a bazaar? isn't this just a rescan backpack battles? play cash. does it ever bother you that the only insight you ever have on anything is this is slightly different than i expected? does it ever make you question what kind of processor you got in your pc up here? that you had a model for something and then when you saw something that was slightly askew from the model, your first thought is, well, we've got to rectify this.
57:46 does it ever make you think about what you were put on this planet to do? oh shit. the woke ak 47? your appendix ever blow the fuck up? not yet, not yet, but you know it's just a matter of time, right? where we going y'all? he's not gonna expect to. hut y'all. i'm dissociating. the edges of my vision are going dark. huge. mods. mvp probably.
59:45 we will dance on your graves. and this map is so ct sided, holy cow. heart rate check, 62, it went down, it went down. shock and awe, baby. shock and awe. i go heaven. don't check corners, there might be a guy there. that would be scary. what the fuck? good job, blue. swing away, blue, swing away.
1:01:41 holy shit, we fucking pulled it off, man. we pulled it off. my god, why would i have done three fun that kevlar where we are 92. we're okay. holy shit. what do you mean we bro? did you not see me get that fucking awesome kill? no, i can't really blame you for not looking at the screen and i haven't done much of value in a minute but why? i got a feeling. gross creep and that back here.
1:02:29 that lets me out here to get a position on ramp. what the frick did i tell you? duck yellow! who got the damn bomb, man? it ain't me, babe. huge. wsmoke. molly heaven. literally, i run this town. did you hear the size of that fucking explosion, bro? another one. whatever. wbait. wbait. that means you put it down the ladder. too high to get over, too low to get under, bro.
1:03:27 fuck it, fuck it, we ball. we actually did so much better, man. we did so much fucking better. and then fuck this, op inside. you'll never see it coming. anyone watching ramp? the fella? mogged. you know what? here's one for your little friend. shock and awe, baby. shock and awe. motherfucker, man. damn, he's fucking quick with it too. i don't know where to go, man.
1:05:01 definitely won't be expecting this. oh shit! are you fucking kidding me bro? i'm a barbarian, i'm conan, you know? she's always saying shit like that bro. she's always saying shit like that. no, no, no. i know exactly what we do here. that was actually kind of crazy. i mean i had six damage after five rounds.
1:05:42 chibaly, we need to bring back low rank unc cs. you just gotta tank your elo a little bit more. i know you've been trying. literally that's probably like 20 damage to five individuals in there. rush them. fence. folded. one shot, one kill. fence, yo. oh, but i was feeling myself. i was moving a little different than i've been. i was moving with no trepidation. i was moving with no trepidation. sounds broke, guys. one second. w team.
1:07:15 chibilly, did you see they added a new bug that causes your game to lose audio? yes, it's so crazy to me. honestly, i think i might... well hang on. nah, dude, let's go beast mode and use augs outside. hey, purple, i got this, man. oh shit. that went bad. what the hell happened? 55 in 2, not too bad though.
1:08:23 and we're back. i'm literally top fragging if you average it over the last three rounds. i mean, bro's on our team at 8700 elo and i'm mogging him. you ever think about that? i'm the guy who goes heaven though. okay. all right. you know what? you're rushing. i understand. fellas, they've opened squeaky. i don't believe that they went down. what the hell? screenshot saved? did i tell it to do that? sneezed halfway through there. xbox shut down.
1:09:34 imagine, please land some shots. i literally did, i bet i did 30 and 2. you landed a screenshot. nice try. 16 and 1, aka 32 and 2. i'm thinking it's mag 7 ramp season. imagine if that guy didn't ruin my life by standing still for 0.01 seconds at the start of the match. this is literally my spot, bro. that's the spot i picked in my head without telling anybody. okay, fine.
1:10:45 yeah, sure. go ahead. you take the gun. you earned it. fuck was that? yeah, i don't think so, kid. grab his gun. there was an ogg. i didn't want the ogg. i wanted green's galil ar connexion. did you see that mag 7 shot? that was easy. he got slumped, man, but it was merciful because it was like before his brain could tell his body there was somebody there. watch this. you think i got time to pee before this round ends? probably not if i sit down.
1:12:00 damn, he had no idea, man. he's a jolly roger until he answers for his crimes. another disaster class? i'm literally at 100% win rate and having fun, which is the true endgame of video games. you ever think about that? oh, shit. oh, that would have been awesome though. that would have been awesome. wait, that's pretty good. david byrne ordering breakfast. scones is what i wanna eat.
1:13:13 so i'll guess that i'll order scones. okay, that was almost awesome though. i got scones. i will place some jam upon the scones. maybe he was right when he said the less we talk about it the better though.
1:13:40 could be good, man. i mean, if macaulay culkin could do a velvet underground tribute group just based around pizza, surely we could do a talking heads tribute group based around british baked goods. yeah, it's all right, bro. take your time. i hear steps behind me. they're going to ramp. that was aura, obviously. fast peak from a distance. false sense of security. oh, yeah, i'll swap for that any day of the week. heart rate's lower than it's ever been.
1:15:03 this time i'm going ramp. i'm gonna hit that headshot ramp. we're gonna win. i'm going matt hasselbeck. stop making fun of my username. i have to change it. textbook. that's mouse line. jesus christ! jesus christ! i was looking at chat. we push these. push the advantage. bombs down trophy? no, no big deal. no big deal, y'all. got mine.
1:16:06 they're gonna be like, don't go ramp, the demon's there. the demon and they're right. the demon's me. damn, over a 1.0 kdr! have one on me, brother. weeee. joanna newsom mentioned. it's kind of pissing me off woah! let's table this conversation for now. you're chill, bro. only two fellas remain. i love this. we hold the angle. nah, we push.
1:17:11 obviously we push, bro. bombs down somewhere. do i look like i fucking give a fuck? these are video games, bro. not school. oh shit! anyway, long story short, when did we decide that have one on me was a more important album than eaze, man? i'm an eaze fella. i'm an eaze man.
1:17:47 as an easeman, i hope you don't mind if i wax cosmere to you as an easeman would. i hope you don't mind that i quote emily. reference the melancholy friendship and platonic love of a song such as monkey and bear. can you get the fuck out of the way? i'm clutching up, bro. abandon ship, y'all. really? i don't even know where to go, man. this shit open? yep. what the fuck? got him? i got an idea.
1:18:58 can i say at least i had the fucking nuts to get in there, bro? we're popping off. purple, get your head in the fucking game. oh my god. do not get the op. too late, brother. lime green like my sleep score. bombs down already? oh, so it's over. it's fucking over, bro. we won again.
1:19:53 we won again! and i deserved it! what do you mean the mia? did you not see me clutch up? no, i'm sorry. most of the time i'd be playing it for laps, but i was not the mia! i went crazy! zero assists? alright, no one got matted like maurice richard for that kind of statline. i gotta go pee so bad. i'll be right back.