Oak, oak...Oaken Tower style (Oaken Tower)

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0:00 y'all we're back we're playing video games this is a solo dev developed auto battler that comes highly recommended from one mouth i saw mouth playing this and i said wait this might have the sauce uh he said it was inspired by backpack battles and super auto pets but you know what i like about it and this is no disrespect intended to backpack battles uh
0:19 i was in when i found out that it only had six inventory slots instead of 30,000. the fact that your inventory doesn't grow into like a path of exile skill tree but instead you have a backpack with six slots in it, that felt incredible to me. let's immediately jump into ranked. by the way, do i know what i'm doing? no, man, i have absolutely no idea whatsoever. yeah, man, i guess i'll start with the four perks that i have unlocked.
0:55 welcome to oak and tower. enter the shop. these are the items you can buy and put in your tower. you can reroll items or freeze them for the next round. training gives you xp to level up. you can right click to buy a full level. levels provide rarer items in the shop. hover here to see the rarities. i have 55 gold. tim robinson mentioned. i'm not going to spend 4 to gain experience bro. i'm not going to spend 52 to get a full level up. that would be insane.
1:32 how to grow. on trigger, give elven item to the right, plus 3 damage permanently? am i crazy? do my eyes deceive me? why don't we just take how to grow and then pop it on the refined spear? it's that simple. pop that right there and then pop a refined spear right here and i don't see how this could possibly go wrong. most common is neutral. this is pheasic.
2:05 he has this is uh i think it's like the bazaar in that you fight enemies and then in some rounds maybe you fight players. your tower fights automatically a win grants one trophy. you lose or maybe this is a real individual i don't know or a tutorial individual. you lose fewer hearts early game. okay i'm familiar with the concept. i'm familiar with like fucking dying to the tutorial enemy.
2:40 you're cooked? i'm literally not cooked because i start with a heal slot and my healing can crit for 2x heal. doesn't even matter because my shit scales anyway. defeat. we lose one heart. whatever, who cares man. 55 gold. we enter the shop.
3:05 any other ooh, the ruby knife. number one rule wait, three of the same item upgrades into a one star item. obtaining two one star items upgrades them into a two star item. there are also special ways to obtain powerful three star items. okay, good luck, oakling. crazy tutorial, man. this also inflicts some bleed, it looks like. a regular bow. a divine axe. a brass knife. on trigger gain five gold and reduce this amount by one?
3:40 snowflakes, okay, obviously we won't be buying that ice spear. on trigger, permanently gain plus two crit chance? i think you can see where i'm going with this one. this slot grants plus ten heal, plus five every three days. yo, we need a healing item in there, man. because actually healing item is very sensible because we want to make the fight last as long as possible so refined spear can pop off.
4:09 healing item? anybody? healing item? shield item? sturdy shield? no elven items? i think a neutral shield. i'll pop it in there. i don't think it's gonna heal, but that's fine. launch it up, bro. i leave the shop. reward? goblet. absolutely. i will fight blue ace. bro has two fire books and a goblet, and his perk is gain a burn slot. i gotta be honest with you, fella. i don't think you ever stood a chance on this one.
4:44 any item gets the heal ability in the slot. is yellow heal in this game? that's a very bold choice. we run this town. one trophy for me. what the hell? priest doing the pleading emoji. plus 100% max health or hp plus income, or both. increase your max hp by 100% and gain 10 gold, or gain 300 max hp and 10 income? give me that blessing.
5:29 elven spear! okay, useful tip. you can hold shift over items to see their next star tier. it literally gets 15 damage when it levels up. who cares, man? that being said, of course we will be buying it. guys, did i just... okay, i still have my old one. you need three of them? oh, so you can't just stack it and store the xp like bazaar style. understood, okay.
6:01 life goes on, life goes on. you do 50 damage. 50 damage is pretty solid, man. 50 damage every 3.9 seconds. i think i could live with this just being on the board. and then honestly, throw me a second shield. you don't do enough damage to matter. and then whatever goes the fastest should be here, but only... because you take 2.8, you take 2.0. yeah, yeah, yeah. genius. d'artagnage biroc.
6:39 got a damn pedo staff, man. it can crit heal too? yeah, yeah, it might be a natural. guys, i mean, for a fellow like me, this is just like buying cows and selling milk. you know what pisses me off? everyone's saying you missed the bazaar. where's all the love for the og, man? super auto pets. the first auto battler that was ever made. we missed that too? you should miss it more than the bazaar. free rerolls and cloud vials or a weapon buff value potion?
7:26 a random weapon buff potion. yes please. use it to give an item negative 0.5 seconds cooldown. that's huge. that's huge on our scaler. perfect. 69 damage every 1.8 seconds. can i be so fucking for real? level me right now to get better items in the shop. every 2.9 seconds get 25 shield.
8:09 i think i could be persuaded. do we need that? we don't need to sell necessarily we could sell and it's a rare item i can't afford it. we do need to sell for eight gold. it's perfect chest in the bottom, right? oh shit. what is it man? a bulwark on trigger permanently gain one shield.
8:34 the start of combat permanently gained 5 damage per mace. start of combat permanently gained plus 4 damage per dark item. well we'll take this, sell this, get a more defensively minded build going, and then go fight jhin, who's also very shield heavy. but i mean, i don't really know what i'm doing to be honest. you can't stop me. i hope this fight goes on forever.
9:11 this is pve, right? i honestly think this is pvp. i think this is pvp and i'm going to actually have a higher elo in this after one game than i have after 100 hours of counter strike. i literally have full hp, bro. 68 gold. another refined spear! wait, it said there's special ways to get to level 3. i don't know, man. start of combat shield for 100? it is a rare item. what are you? you're a rare item too.
9:50 cost 44 to level up? level us up. i'm feeling fantastic about our current, the state of things. i am crew. damn, you got a lot of hp. on the other hand, i get a little bit stronger over time. on the other hand, i've caught up to you and will now outscale you severely. victory.
10:31 the enchanter. discover epic upgrade item, vitality slot and healing. bro, upgrade a common or rare item to a maximum of two stars? i mean, i feel like we would be a fool not to upgrade our book so that our spear scales faster. but i will say, i don't fully know what i'm doing.
11:03 on trigger permanently gain plus one poison per poison item. i guess i'm just i'm looking for elven stuff on trigger give adjacent items plus five percent crit chance permanently hang on bro is adjacent is adjacent everything like like to the the upper the lower the left or the right let's find out man take this out put this in
11:42 absolutely it is. give adjacent items plus 5% crit chance permanently and then sell this. level up costs 48. reroll me first. elven book. you apply burn gain that much shield. molten bow, the silver lance. elven shields? i want more how to grow. 48 to level up. we pass on that. let's fight domi202. the fuck? they got a damn planet on a stick, man!
12:25 4,000 hp! but wait, we're kind of hanging in there? and longer fights are good for us long term. please heal me. heal me better. i will be killed. it wasn't as much of a stomp as i thought. he scales too? yeah, but i'm never gonna see this motherfucker again. hopefully. we roll? no, first we level. level four. then we cost 64 to level up, we roll.
13:14 crystal moon items i do not care i do not leave the shop and i go fight disaster 2020 that reminds me of something but i can't think of what you're level 3 i'm level 4 ergo i win ah shit motherfucker 11 hp okay we're on lethal what do you have restore lives or gain max hp 2,000 max hp and two lives so we're no longer on lethal
13:53 spyglass me? am i just looking for the items that already exist? yes. yes, i'm just looking for the items we already have. ooooh! i can't afford it. i need one more gold. sorry to the spyglass. holy shit. start of combat permanently gained plus 12 damage. 14 gold remains. and we've got a treasure chest, good lord. what the hell is this?
14:20 increase your critical strike damage from times two to times three on trigger if you only have unique bows trigger your other bows for maces wait wait, okay wait, we need this the legendary amulet increase your critical strike damage and then you you're doing 50 damage every four seconds we literally don't give a you know what man? we literally don't give a you know what i think well i can't replace the spyglass the spyglass is peak noble spear. you've been removed. i
14:58 it's just 2.4, 3.6. i mean, okay, i can live with that. i mean, i'm not sweating the heel at all. 27 gold, we leave. do peaks. level 4 versus level 5? you literally just have books. warriors don't read books. none of this matters because we scale. 141% crit chance? be soul for real with me? how did you know that? where did you get that information from? destroyed. on the screen? no shot, bro.
15:38 upgrade an epic? i don't think i have any epics bro. that's the one thing i don't have is an epic. freeze an enemy or a frosty gift? slot buffs? on the other hand, call me dude, librarian you here call me january the way i'm jonesing? frosty gift could be interesting. frosty gift could be interesting but on the other hand, fill your tower with random slot buffs? spells and magic here have 25% reduced cooldown. this slot grants plus one burn.
16:19 first three triggers healing here also grants max hp. this slot also grants heal. each day increase this item's sell value by 25. i think it was pure shit. i think it was god awful. now be so for real with me. we have a two star refined spear. can i make it... i know some of you watched mouth play this yesterday. can i make it into a three star by just buying more? or is there some kind of special trigger we need?
16:53 your start of combat effects trigger an extra time? then you would gain 24 damage at the start of combat every time. i feel like the ice spear is like completely irrelevant. it does crit heal which is nice but you can't upgrade from two to three just by buying. noted. noted. welcome to the squad. level me. 14 gold, leave the shop.
17:29 tixati at silver one. okay, we're fucked man. you have more hp than me and you have a sword that does 823 damage with multicasts. book his spell, put it in the top right. good idea! then every time it goes off it could give nothing plus six damage perfect, uh, permanently. that being said, you've illuminated something for me. plus six damage is now irrelevant. we need something better in this spot.
18:01 on trigger, if you only have unique item types, give 5 damage permanently. are you fucking joking with me bro? permanently does not matter right now. we need something right now to save our life. when you crit, gain a bonus multicast. i need an amulet that gives multicast. on trigger, trigger a crystal. i don't think that's it man. i don't think that's it. we could get a level 2 elven shield. you know what?
18:50 oh, it's gonna cost us 90 gold. i don't think so man on trigger remove one second current cooldown from the item below does this have the thing where the lowest you can get is one second? because if that's the case then i don't really want to take this and put it on it okay, one second is the lowest then i snooze you i snooze you on that then oh
19:24 remember i said we're definitely gonna win? i think we're certainly destined to die. well, on the other hand, look at this. reroll until you see more matches. we have four gold. gamma from bronze 1. don't fucking kill me. you have 10,000 hp and all of your shit is rainbows, man. wait, there's a... we're running just about even right here. we're literally going to win. the debuffs, bro?
20:08 i apply no debuffs and yet i'm outscaling them. make it make sense. end your level 7. honestly, no disrespect, that's a little embarrassing. the bishop. 500 max hp, 15 damage or 5,000 max hp and 3 guaranteed lucky rolls. yes! what is a lucky roll? gives you an item you already have maybe?
20:40 on trigger, give the item above plus one... okay, now here. it says, plus one bonus multicast. plus one bonus multicast. if you don't have multicast, can you get a bonus multicast? it's time to science the shit out of this. please don't say that in my chat. it is legendary. it has to be good, man. i mean, the multicast on that could go crazy. and then a lucky reroll?
21:23 all right, well that's a little tough to read, but everything's half price. you apply burn gain that much bonus damage. you will never move the spear. bro, what do you want me to move the spear for? explain what you want to move the spear for that's better than getting 2% bonus damage every time it goes off. you can move the book. the book only buffs things to the right. i'm gonna, sorry, this is, we're so back in 2024 bizarre chat immediately. it's so crazy. people are like, yeah, but you're, listen.
22:08 this is probably the optimal way to line up your items, but at the same time you are missing a bonus that would preclude you from getting all the synergies that you've built the run around. but you could you're missing a 4% damage bonus, bro. you could literally have your book go off more often and do zero damage every 3.8 seconds. and then buff fucking nothing. what are you talking about?
22:37 move it to the bottom for a heal. wait, you might be spittin' on that one, but if it's on the bottom, i can't give it multicast via the lost fragment, bro! read the whole thing. increase its cooldown by four seconds. oh shit, you're right. it does fuckin' suck. wait, that's gotta go. that didn't seem like a lucky roll to me. give the sword below. when another elven item triggers, remove one second from this item's current cooldown. okay, that... it was increasing the cooldown on itself.
23:26 find this chatter. librarian, i want them banished. i want them banished immediately. does anyone in here want to be a randall and tell me which chatter it was that said read the whole item? i literally did so much better when i speed read it. not fair for them, you had free will. this is why people don't like backseat driving. the world is better when the people in economy are just watching a shitty movie with jason momoa in it and the pilot is flying the plane. okay, don't just... i know you have an axe to grind with some individuals.
24:04 don't just put their name in here thinking i won't check for it, okay? you gotta go. why do you have 11 multicast? why does this book have 11 multicast? it just does? that's awesome. well, you should fucking heal them, bro. i don't even think i need to reduce your cooldown because your cooldown is already going to get reduced like crazy from the spear. although, actually you getting buffed with more damage.
24:44 and then you... what is this? first three triggers healing here also grants max hp. this might be the move, man. this might be the move. this costs 45. i would like to freeze the shop. huge. silver one? how does that seem fair? they literally have a tesseract on their screen. get this multicast going. this multicast is gonna turn this whole thing around. there we go! get it going again! shit, they're scaling faster. we're cooked, i'm afraid, but oh no, we're on two hearts, we're fucking dead.
25:34 or are we? oh shit, muriel. revive with 2 lives, 16 xp and an epic chest. i think if anything we want extra gold. take a hail mary at the shop because we definitely want this. critical does more damage.
26:00 on trigger, permanently gain plus one per poison item. whenever you gain shield, do 50 damage. replenish one charge of the item on the right. replenish one charge? one charge? can we take an elven ring and sell it? looks like garbage. looks like grandma, the fucking thing. on trigger, give elven item above plus one multicast permanently. this can't get multicast. alright, fella. start of combat effects have gone too motherfucking far.
26:48 you multicast faster, which makes the razor leaf go off even faster. level me for some hp, reroll me. cost 76 to level up? bogus, should have been 67. here we fucking go. wait, i'm fucking dead! it wasn't even close! that's not elven? shit! for some reason i thought the spear was elven.
27:26 okay, well i think we did pretty good. we got 18 elo points even though the average enemy rating was literally like more than double ours. i guess i'm gonna fight the oak, whatever the hell that means. oh, it's a dps check. oh, i surrender? okay, cool. to the menu. we're gonna run it back, of course. we go back to ranked. we have unlocked absolutely nothing else. start it up. what's our buff? poison.
28:12 start with a refined spear day for gain a poison slot they literally i was like, i'm so excited to mix it up and then they gave us the item we already have man. also. the spear is elven new joker so they want me to run exactly the same build that i had last time and i gotta say it's very tempting we have 55 gold. i mean, i'm sorry to say that it just feels like it could get the job done man it just feels like this is perfect
28:54 a buff, a weapon, and the shield right off the bat. give the mace below multicast. alright, luxac. well, this is poor. this is not good. we will lose this one. or maybe we'll both die to sandstorm somehow. even though mathematically it makes less than zero sense. but it doesn't even matter because i literally got double damage because our fight was so long. our spear is literally good now. also, you got lucky. you got carried by your first shop.
29:43 the elven shield, which poisons i might add 25 gold. if you have 25 of a debuff, cleanse it and it also does a little damage. you're pretty nice at doing damage man. i think a bone club might be the play here. actually just does a decent amount of damage. all right this fella's got nothing. you're literally gonna die to poison. i don't care what your shield looks like.
30:23 anchoring your whole run off the free common? no, i'm anchoring my whole run off of this bone club that the npc beat me with on our first run. what's your perk? that's a personal question. you gotta buy me dinner first. i'll take... honestly, early on, that hp can make a big difference. give me the healing touch. okay, now don't just... don't be what you hate. don't anchor off of the items you started with, okay?
31:04 look, anchor instead off of the highest rarity item you get. yes, yes! perk. day 4 we get a poison slot. okay, so we get a poison slot tomorrow. i don't think we care. we want more poison if possible. another item heals trigger this. could go kind of crazy long term, man. also, what do you do? 8 damage every 3.9 seconds. anyone know what the fuck, uh... oh, that's multicast?
31:42 it does one... it does one multicast every time it goes off? or it just has two multicasts? it just has two multicasts. okay. okay, that's fine. that's true. if we want to stick with poison, we would probably rather buff this with some damage, assuming this actually works. you could also buff your multicaster, but i think long term we're going for like a poisoned build.
32:18 level up for 32. i wish man. i wish i think it's a leave shop situation. let me see how this goes man why not just play auto chess don't at me? i already know your top four movies on letterbox are shawshank 2001 a space odyssey spider verse and interstellar i can cut to the quick of your essence mocked now there is a problem. oh, no, you still do do poison. that's nice. okay, there is no problem. oh
32:59 gain a hook or a goblet, weapon loot or buff weapons. and you're doing poison. 3.9 seconds, 3.4 seconds. this slot grants plus one poison. okay. okay. well, buff my weapons. two random commons or give them six damage permanently. something. i mean, we have multicast. it seems like it could be all right. fuck this. we don't want the spear. start of combat shield for 100.
33:35 i'm not buying fucking commons, man. you're done. give me the devil's trident. level me up for 20, which has given us 272 max hp. you also inflict bleed. we have another shield. sell this. now we've got a pseudo bleed synergy. leave the shop. silver one? good, then it's a fair fight. fucking destroyed, bro. okin jockey! now you're fucking getting it.
34:26 ooh, on trigger permanently reduce the above's cooldown by 0.1 seconds. losing the spear is a tough call right now though. it is doing a little bit of damage for us. on the other hand, it is an epic. but we kill too fast. we kill too fast for this to really get to go off very often right now. i honestly think, crazy as it may sound, take a full level up and fucking live your life bro.
35:06 quite another silver one. the level up pays dividends forever. we win again. so did the item. nah, i probably would have sold it when i got to lethal just out of desperation. time pendant, time tonic or steal a potion permanently reduce the cooldown of an item by 0.5 seconds.
35:51 i mean, that's pretty fucking good. what the fuck is a time pendant, bro? does anybody know? i know that you can have it all back in a time trap, but i don't know what this does in the game. reduces cooldown of above item? fuck that. we recreated in aggregate. we can't sign giambi. we can recreate him with the amethyst bow.
36:22 we can get a better poison item to go here eventually. give it some support for now. save it. that's a really good idea. that's an insNLy good idea. damn, you kind of do a little bit of everything man. honestly, you've swayed me. silver one, don't say good then it's a fair fight. now you're in hell man. why am i getting zapped by lightning like an npc streamer on tiktok? we win again?
37:30 kind of sick with it, honestly. you are doing a decent amount of damage. it's making it harder to sell you, unfortunately. but we'll figure something out, man. start of combat permanently gained plus 30% crit chance. it is kind of insane. seems like it might be better than applying five bleed and then hitting for nothing. we'd love to have it.
38:15 other immune items get plus two damage. yeah, i miss the part where i'm supposed to care, i guess. crit chance only good till 100 though? yeah, but we only got a win till 10, man. you freeze this up. bronze one, now we're talking. i know you're in chat right now, be so fucking for real with me. shit, you have 4000 hp. how did that happen? how did you get 4000 hp?
38:53 permanently gain plus 50 max health. this can crit 50% crit chance give the item below plus a one bonus multicast. oh, it's a pig build! six life. i'll take the 500 hp at this stage of the game. honestly, i'd love to level up even if it precludes us from getting the next item.
39:26 i consider this content. you have zero scaling? um, okay. i literally give my elven item to the right plus three damage permanently now and then. i guess that's a joke to you or whatever. actually, you raise a good point. let's throw this bad boy back out there for now. combine shields? no, this is legally distinct from the bazaar. you can't do that yet. i knew we fucking had it, man. it did kind of steal my whole flow. upgrade an epic. we have to have an epic.
40:29 i mean we do, i just don't really like it. copy item or upgrade item to 3 star? upgrade a 2 star item into a 3 star item in 2 days or gain 15 gold and a mirror elixir. a plain copy of an item. very interesting. oh it upgraded, okay i got scared that it disappeared.
41:07 the flame mace. start of combat, deal 250 damage and then 40 damage every 2 seconds. start of combat permanently? i mean, i don't know what you're you gotta be doing something! you're on the squad, you gotta be doing something! surely i bought you for a reason, right? oh shit. 2 star icy axe with 200% crit chance? the fuck is this? adjacent items get bonus damage equal to their crit chance?
41:44 ah man, i'm pretty sure i'm definitely dying. don't fucking fart on me, motherfucker. whenever you gain shield, do 50 damage. okay, well obviously we lost one round so we need to redo our entire board. whenever you gain 50 shield, whenever you gain shield, do 50 damage. you are not doing anything for us anymore. throw another shield out there.
42:27 you're hitting pretty hard. you're not doing enough. i don't know, i think... i think we gotta go all in just on poison. i don't see anything i already have so i pass. now we are fucking talking. wait, i already sold that shit. never mind. on trigger, remove one second. cool down from the item below. obviously we need that but... second cool down from the item below. just kill with poison, fuck the axe. wait, but this doesn't do any poison damage.
43:29 one second from the item below. so it gives a shield. so we're going to try to out shield them and kill them just with poison. this is my design. oh shit. this actually changes everything and it kind of ruins my life. permanently transform the item on the right into a plain item. if you only have, i don't know what unique item types are. so i don't really know what the fuck you're talking about.
43:58 on trigger give the item below one bonus multicast. you would have no poison, but you could shoot a lot and you only have one charge. that's the thing. okay, give me a fucking second. freeze this shit up. how much do you sell for? 20 gold, that takes us to 24. you would also dump this which sells for... you sell both of these, unfreeze the shop, throw a second shield out there that also poisons. and then don't freeze the shop, leave the shop.
45:00 unless this gives you a level, does not give you a level. this is the play. this is the same person we fought earlier. this is a fucking travesty. this is not fair! this is the same person! fortnite was onto something. we need literally npc bots in every video game. i need two lives and 16 xp stat, bro. i need as much max hp as i could conceivably get.
45:36 on trigger, permanently gain 50 max health. it's too late for that man. oh, the third perfect bow! on trigger, 10% chance to apply plus 12 bleed. okay, level. oh, and a chest. the time pendant. level up. let's reroll. i don't see anything i already have. can i say something? i know this is a solo dev, if i may. epic items should have a purple glow. rare items should have a blue glow.
46:16 legendary items should have a yellow glow. that way at a glance i can see more easily what they are instead of trying to just derive it based on the ornateness of their character. elvish orb. on trigger give the elven item above... we ain't really sweating all that to be honest. plus one multicast permanently. we roll again.
46:48 remove two seconds from the cooldown from the item below. and then we definitely want the warrior shield, man. oh, shit. then get this fucker out of here. put this bad boy up there. dunkey, dunkey, dunkey, dunkey, dunkey, dunkey, dunkey, dunkey, dunkey, dunkey. i leave the shop. you can turn on rarity glow in settings? yooooo! oh!
47:27 that changes everything, man! when another item applies bleed, trigger this. this can't get bleed. oh, we don't apply bleed fast enough. well, i mean it does have five multicast, but... zerica, don't kill me. this run is literally just starting to pop. wait, i have shield. shield's good against burn, right? uh, i have 700 burn. they got me, y'all. average enemy rating, 1157. seems about right. take me back to the menu. we go again.
48:11 oh shit. start with plus 10 gold and a random 15 gold item? wait, but a bone is crazy good. bone is awesome, man. rarities are all common. that seems to make sense. can i hit you with something insane, bro? literally start by leveling up and then just run a bone out there. i think they have an empty board, man. greatest day of my life. sean, what are you doing? sean's in chat 100%. speed it up. oh yeah. good boy. smogged.
49:07 and now we scale even better forever. on scale, on trigger, give your axes plus three damage per unique axe permanently. that's a mace, i'm afraid. this is an axe though. per axe? sells for eight? wait, bro. okay, so obviously you should fill your board before you like optimize. can you just chill, man?
49:38 you should fill your board before you optimize your board, but this synergy will benefit us in the future. we'll just... it's so easy to pilot, all we have to do is add as many axes as possible. we will lose this one, and i think that's probably a good thing. i'm gonna spin that as a good thing somehow. you're dead? care to wage your friend though? as much max hp as possible. axes. axes. i see none axes, but we can really only afford two things.
50:19 let me get a shield just to keep us in the game. and when you apply a debuff, gets plus two bonus damage. little multi caster on trigger. give your burn items plus one bonus burn. sure, man. there's a little synergy there. you can reroll. bro, i need to buy two items and fill my board. i've onto my board. we can win this. we will win this.
50:59 quantity over quality? yeah, but honestly, i think that's the play, man. wait, weapon buff, value potion, buff, we want weapon buff or buff weapons? you want weapon buff or buff weapons, man? weapon buff or buff weapons? weapon loot for sure. no, i'd rather buy axes than roll the dice to be honest. weapon buff, random weapon buff. use on an item to give it plus three shock. there you go, brother. what's shock?
51:36 20 damage per second ticks down, holy cow. not an axe. i'm literally just gonna look at axes, okay? that's all you need to know. we could put a goblet on the board just for sell value. reroll once and look for an axe. seeing none axes, i place a second shield on the board and walk away. what is this? on trigger gain two random vials. anytime i see some wick and shit, i know i'm in trouble, man. fair enough.
52:23 you're literally just lucky that i haven't gotten any axes, so don't even sweat it. they don't make axes in the game, that's the interesting part. level me, roll me. surely one of these must be an axe. they really want us to run... maces. instead we're gonna take the dreamcatcher to lower... to lower the cooldown of our cleaver to stack as many debuffs as possible. will it work? i have no idea. ah shit.
53:10 on trigger, permanently gain plus 50 max health. get ready, man. they're gonna... yep, that's 2000 hp. we're lucky we got to them early. there's hope. there's hope yet. shields don't fail me now! time tonic time pendant. items on sale, cheaper rerolls. bro. time tonic. absolutely huge. an axe. holy fuck. start of combat, give your axes plus 4 damage permanently.
54:00 on trigger, trigger your item's start of combat effects. i mean, you take nine seconds to go off, so i don't think that's gonna be too relevant, man. roll me. none axes, roll me. the fuck is this? on trigger, remove one second cooldown from the item below. wait, i got plays.
54:47 that's not the right one, man. there you go. give your axes plus three damage per unique axe permanently. and then roll to try to get... wait, you should probably go to be honest. but roll to try to get one more unique axe or just maybe buy a shitload of potions. holy cow. use on an item to set its cooldown to 100 seconds. wait, this is the ideal shot, man. take two seconds to go. permanently reduces cooldown. okay, i...
55:24 you go every 5.2 seconds? nah, i don't think so, kid. nah, here's the thing is i don't think you do. you go every 4.5 seconds. we freeze the fuck out of this shop. mr. vendetta? what in the park chan wook? ah shit. wait, wait, we're pogging! we're doing so much damage! how did we do that? i froze oh, it did freeze, it did freeze. it froze.
56:04 wait, is that another time tonic? what are you go 4.1 seconds? nah bro, i don't think so. oh shit. oh shit, man. being a plain copy of a spear below. honestly, i leave the shop. you don't have anything good for me? i leave the shop. we're going up against someone who has fremen in their name. it's over for me, but that's okay. or is it over for me? they're getting stung by lightning. i literally don't know what we're doing, but that's okay.
56:42 i would like as much max hp as possible, of course. trash. we could use a better shield for sure. that's trash. you know what? you level up then and roll. that looks like a better shield. holy shit.
57:08 and no axes still. trust me, you don't have to tell me i got no axes, man. but look at this, this does a little bit of everything. plus it has a multicast on it. and once this gets to one second, we can just reconfigure the items so that this gets the cooldown reduction. not a crystal confirmed.
57:34 i mean, i don't know how relevant that's going to be, but we'll take it for now. honestly, i love everything that we got out here. i don't think you move anything to get one more axe out there as of right now. i think you love where you're at. wait, the runic shield literally carries? random blessing. freeze enemy frosty gift.
58:05 gain a treasure chest, 28 gold, 2 goblets. pay the king 20 gold to choose between two random blessings. the fuck is a doom guide with 500 burn, bro? i mean, it sounds pretty nice. 500 burn sounds really good. do some science? that's a good point. okay, it takes 18 seconds to go off. let's do 2000 damage. but wait a sec, because
58:49 now i'm like, obviously both time reducers going off on this is is huge but i gotta think about oh a fucking x man okay, this axe is not that good you can be sold but that means you probably get rid of this because who gives a fuck about plus three damage at this stage when we have 2,000 damage we could get out there so easily. maybe you rework the whole run.
59:31 to fit the doom guide. and then... on trigger, replenish the charges. i think we just need a better shield. now is that gonna happen? i don't know. we could have a shield. which is better than nothing. rework for wrecking ball yet again. literally wrecking ball is like the... it's an s tier item. or at least it was when i was playing the bazaar. it worked every single time. can you guys apologize to me?
1:00:22 will you will you apologize to me for your words and your deeds that we just fucked this dude up and he's like a patreon tier 3 subscriber to this game? i didn't say shit. don't lie to me, walt. on trigger permanently give the arcane item below one random debuff? the thing is, you don't need one random debuff this late in the game. we just need this shit to go off as often as possible. i really don't think we need that elven shield.
1:01:01 we level up and oh, yes man. you just have to live long enough for the doom generation to go off. that was really close though. i can't be too upset about that. the bishop more max hp. well, i mean, i don't give a fuck about the damage. maybe it would be, nah, you want 500 extra health. that would have made all the difference there. are you an axe? you're a magical moon item.
1:01:42 okay, well obviously you're a little bit better as a shield. you don't need axes. well, it's just a matter of taking a peek. an interesting idea is taking the wardbinder and just not even running the arcane cleaver, even though it does stack debuffs like crazy, and then just using this to trigger as many shields as possible.
1:02:27 i'm at least gonna... let me see what we're going up against. we're going up against a book user. i feel like in that case, if your best item is a sword, you're probably gonna hit hard, which means we'll try to outlive you. and then just let the burn do the damage. hopefully. little more juice would be nice. it literally worked. sixty shield, outlive, green text arrows, fuck you, i fucking won.
1:03:04 whenever you gain a shield, deal 50 damage. that's not the play. that ain't the play. level up to 48. i think we gotta simmer on that. we'd really like to get some... some items we already have. every three triggers gain two gold. don't make me laugh, man. we should do a cooking competition. kate, it's a great idea, honestly. wait, a fucking potion... potion shop. i bet there's like some commercial kitchens in vancouver that you can film on.
1:03:55 i would be stunned if there weren't. okay, this is awesome. the idea that these could give a tag to an item that's otherwise asynergistic. unfortunately, like none of them matter to us at all. but in the future, man. in the future, who knows? fuck it, i'm rolling down. come on. come on. come on. freeze me. lemow, what are you laughing about? the ugliga?
1:04:52 did have 151 multicast on it. when you apply burn gain that much bonus shield, wait, that seems like that might be a little bit better. i'm all in. that's not what i want to see. remake shield, that is what i want to see. i can't afford it. you go every 16.4 seconds. i'm still a believer. roll me. this is, this is what we want.
1:05:34 freeze it i don't give a fuck it's still the best run we've ever had please doom book hold hold it's going it's gonna we're gonna win literally one easily there's 10 wins book only does 2k i literally won and my average opponent was twice as highly rated as me what the fuck are you what do you want what do you want okay slash marker call that uh oak in two i'll do