the slay the spire effect - Bits and Banter [04⧸29⧸2026]

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0:00 bro, tell me how the fuck... so i have to buy oak and tower. malf gave it the seal of approval, i want to play it. why is oak and tower $10.39? but if i buy dungeons and degenerate gamblers plus oak and tower bundle, it's $8.31 because i own dungeons and degenerate gamblers? because you already own one?
0:28 yeah, okay one of us is fucking stupid here. and i'm just gonna say, i mean i'm biased, i don't think it's me. because i'm getting the same thing in either one. do you know how discounts work? buy oak and tower, 20% off, $10.39 canadian. buy dungeons and degenerate gamblers plus oak and tower bundle, minus 20%, $8.31 canadian.
0:55 nah man, gaben thinks this is itch.io, pay what you want? i'll be dead ass with you bro. i'm pretty sure that i have dungeons and degenerate gamblers because i got a steam code from the fucking developer when the game came out. so guess what motherfucker? i'm not taking $2.08 off of oakentower because i got a free code for the other game. i'm buying the fucking $10.39 version.
1:23 i can't tell why you're mad? well, because it reminds me of a friend of mine and he's right. but like when we go get a coffee, he doesn't order the coffee off the menu. he builds the coffee in the app and then shows it to the barista because he gets the same drink for a cheaper price by building it from its base elements in the app.
1:46 than actually ordering it off the menu. so i'm not mad at him, i'm mad at the system for not just offering it at the lowest price when you take it off the menu. my friend gave les bonheurs 3 out of 5, so why are you lying? that's crazy. honestly, i was crashing out
2:03 a, because les bonheurs is an incredible film. i think it's a very affecting piece of media. but then also reading all the comments on reddit and on letterboxd that are like, what an ambiguous film. i don't know what to think about it. did she or didn't she? i don't know. and what does it say that maybe their life just had too much beauty? maybe their life, maybe they were suffering from too much of a good thing. and i'm like, were we watching the same fucking movie?
2:32 she was married to the fucking anti christ, bro! and society did not give a fuck! that's what the was he hot? yes. yes, he was hot. and there's two takeaways from
2:46 agnes varda's 1965 film les bonheurs. okay? the first takeaway is we need to stop giving the french two hour lunch breaks until we can figure out what the fuck is going on. because if this dude had two 15 minute piss breaks and 30 minutes to eat a sandwich, none of this shit would have happened. and the second one is ladies!
3:05 this is what happens when you marry a guy this handsome. you should be marrying slightly uglier guys okay, this guy is too handsome. are you naive? you should have known something was gonna go down should have married a guy that's a little bit uglier letterbox users too uptight to make the obvious joke. no, bro. look at my fucking comments they all say lay boner which is funny and it's kind of like what the movies about anyway, but i
3:35 another misogyny supercut incoming? bro, what are you talking about? i gave les bonheurs five out of five. it's gonna be the first movie i put in my top four on letterboxd. in spite of myself, i'm literally the number one ally that women have. the only people who think i'm a misogynist are men. women love me, man! they love me. anna, we love you. we love your film takes. we love your nuanced takes on agnes vardis' feminist take on the french new wave.
4:04 hold on, buddy. who's your ally? chiblee? because he reads murakami and gave... he got cyberbullied into deleting his review of i saw the tv glow because he got drunk on an airplane watching it and gave it like two and a half stars or whatever. chiblee, that's your ally. that's your ally. murakami does not help your case? i know, that's why i brought it up. it's his case.
4:26 devil wears prada 2 this friday? you must consume. happy narwhal, don't take offense to this. you must consume. yes! get the girls together! watch the devil wears prada 2! pre order the blu ray! it's cheaper to pre order the blu ray when you get your movie ticket! if you want to buy the blu ray later, it'll be $40. if you buy it in a bundle with the movie ticket, it'll only be $32. you'd be stupid not to pre order the blu ray.
4:54 get the popcorn bucket, yes! meryl's back, queen meryl! c plus from indiewire, that's pretty good. 2.5 out of 4 from slant magazine. c's get degrees, that's true. your last 10 reviews have an average of 4.9 and a heart? okay, so let's take a look at these movies and let's see which one has to be sacrificed.
5:17 all right, so there's le bonheur, cleo from five to seven, david lean's brief encounter, lingua franca, the day trippers, festin, an autumn's tale, kurosawa's throne of blood, robocop, yojimbo, rashomon, and nirvana the band the show. so which one are we putting at a 2.5 so that people don't think our letterbox is performative, bro? you don't want to say it, but it's an autumn tale. low key, i could move throne of blood
5:44 down half a star. did you know that kevin hart has a movie called die hart where he plays kevin hart? can i fucking blow your mind? did you know they made a second one? did you know he's in another movie called die hart 2 that literally came out a year after die hart? that's crazy, man. that's insane. you do... i will admit you have to go back 11 movies to find a movie that i did not give like four and a half or higher.
6:12 and that's tiny furniture, bro. i mean, i've been watching some peak shit. keep in mind, listen, i'm literally chad is a monolith to me. the same people who are mad that i've been watching too much kino cinema were also mad that i gave f1 two and a half when honestly it deserves a two.
6:30 the more i think about that movie and i know it's one of those movies it's not art it's product you're not meant to think about it but it does not deserve a two and a half a two and a half was like i don't know what i was thinking i was thinking i wonder like if i had i think what i'm gonna do is on stream when i get to a hundred movies i'm gonna do a letterbox list on stream ranking the 100 movies that i've seen so far in 2026 but the real sacred cow
6:57 is figuring out which of the five stars is the worst. what's the worst five star that i've seen in 2026, man? i'd have to like, something's got to be the worst. too difficult? well, we do, we like to do difficult things. that's why i chose this job. i will also, i think i might even have some four and a halfs that i could elevate over a five, but i'd have to think about it. some movies that have grown
7:24 in the rear view as opposed to when i watch them. and some movies that perhaps have diminished with the benefit of hindsight. it ain't gonna be boogie nights. boogie nights is not... that's not gonna end up on the bottom, that's for sure. i have to think about... i don't know, man. that's fucking hard.
7:46 haters will tell you dead ringer should have been a four and a half. no, man dead ringer should have been a fucking six you know what? i'll say it i'll say it dead ass over the five stars that i've here's here's the five stars that i've reviewed or the movies that i've given five stars from 2026. okay blue velvet there will be blood marty supreme bard and fink hard boiled dead ringers again
8:07 aghira, the wrath of god, the umbrellas of sherburg, boogie nights, i saw the tv glow, when harry met sally, the celebration, brief encounter, cleo from 5 to 7, and les bonheurs. the worst of all of them is marty supreme. i'm sorry to say it. i still think it's a five star. marty supreme is on the bottom of the list, not just because it's the newest. not just because of anti recency bias. it's the worst of the five stars that i've seen this year. now the real question, are there any four and a halfs that clear it?
8:39 oh, i'd have to figure out how to change the filter to...
8:44 show that well, let's see. what are the four and a half's from this year bob trevino likes it sentimental value splits view no other choice sorry, baby the green knight police story scanners ghost dog tokyo godfather's love in the afternoon in the mood for love silence chat silence francis hahn nirvana the band the show the movie robocop thrown to blood and autumns tale damn there's some fucking heat in here man. i
9:10 realest shit i ever said in chiblee's stream and i knew it was real because he couldn't reply and it's your fault chat by the way just so you know this it's literally your fault chiblee
9:20 watching nirvana the band, the show, the movie and only giving it a heart is your fault. because what that means to me, sometimes you say it best when you say nothing at all. he wanted to give it a four, but he didn't want to deal with all the comments that were like, why did you hate this movie so much? i know because i gave sinners a four and i'm still dealing with people calling me racist in the reviews.
9:42 he didn't want to deal with the backlash from giving a sacred cow a four instead of a four and a half or a five. so he said, you know what, fuck it. just give it a heart so i can signal that i've seen it and move on. feel the same way about speed racer? i haven't seen it yet. the world was a different place when it came out, to be honest. because when it came out, we didn't know it was good. we only figured out it was good like, i don't know, like six years after it came out or something like that.
10:06 speed racer in the theater changed my life. yeah, but did you see it in the theater in 2008 or did you see it in the theater in like 2024? like ben be so fucking for real with me right now. 2008? all right, well fair enough. so okay listen i'll look up the fucking box office for speed racer. box office, mojo, speed racer because i don't think all y'all saw speed racer in 2008. 120 million dollar budget
10:33 43 million dollar domestic gross? some of you are fucking lying! movie tickets are a million dollars each and 50 of you said you saw it. okay, whatever you say bro. they're showing it at the park theater next month? i probably can't go but it'd be nice to virtue signal and say i'm gonna pull up. so i'm seeing how it did. what was this 67% drop week one to week two? what were they smoking back then man?
11:01 6'7 yes, man. you should go. yeah, okay, maybe you think i'm francois from les bonheurs maybe i'll just drop my kid off with some random old lady next to a pond so i can handle some important business it ain't 1965 in vincent. actually that's a good point. i could see what i could probably see speed racer with my kid she might fuck it up for all of you in the audience though because she might be like making a bunch of noise
11:25 you're saying take your kid, but then like in 11 days when you see me at the park theater and some kids in the audience crashing the fuck out, you're gonna be like, why did i say that shit? is adhd the movie she'll enjoy it? what are you trying to say? what do you give fire walk with me? can i say something to farm minus twos, but over time this take is gonna age well. david lynch fans need to just chill just for like six months. i like david lynch. i watched blue velvet. i gave it a five.
11:54 i thought it was a seminal film, but every time you talk about any movie, it being looped back into david lynch or like, hey, this has the guy from twin peaks in it. oh, i remember i saw this guy. whoa, isn't that this guy from fire walk with me? isn't this one of the actors that was in twin peaks? you just got to chill a little bit because you're overexposing him, man. you got to just simmer on it just a little bit.
12:18 streams off to a horrible start. i like to tank the vibes and bring it back later. like yesterday when i said that i thought that the karen haircut actually looks kind of good, except i believe it. i don't know what you want me to say. sometimes you see a middle aged lady rocking the karen haircut and it kind of hits, man. it kind of hits. that's crazy and i like short hair on women. what is this fucking arkansas wokeness, bro? it's 2026. everyone likes short hair on women, bro. you ain't special.
12:46 you out here on the playground saying some shit like, i don't think there are such things as girl colors and boy colors. yeah bro, we know. how do you keep sniping me? well you keep typing the real thoughts that are in your head. what do you mean how do i keep sniping you? some fucking funny comment in 2026 to say i'm not like other guys, i like women with short hair. bro everyone likes women with short hair. leave us alone? you're the ones typing okay? that's all i'm saying.
13:13 y'all we're back, we're playing video games. this is a solo dev developed auto battler that comes highly recommended from one mouth. i saw mouth playing this and i said wait this might have the sauce. he said it was inspired by backpack battles and super auto pets but you know what i like about it and this is no disrespect intended to backpack battles.
13:33 i was in when i found out that it only had six inventory slots instead of 30,000. the fact that your inventory doesn't grow into like a path of exile skill tree but instead you have a backpack with six slots in it, that felt incredible to me. let's immediately jump into ranked. by the way, do i know what i'm doing? no, man, i have absolutely no idea whatsoever. these are the items you can buy and put in your tower.
14:00 you can reroll items or freeze them for the next round. training gives you xp to level up. you can right click to buy a full level. levels provide rarer items in the shop. hover here to see the rarities. you know what pisses me off? everyone's saying you missed the bazaar. where's all the love for the og, man? super auto pets. the first auto battler that was ever made. we missed that too? you should miss it more than the bazaar.
14:30 why not just play auto chess? don't at me. i already know your top four movies on letterboxd are shawshank, 2001, a space odyssey, spider verse and interstellar. i can cut to the quick of your essence. fuck is this, man? i have no idea what happened. level four? then we cost 64 to level up, we roll. crystal. moon items. i do not care. i do not. i leave the shop.
15:10 and i go fight disaster 2020. that reminds me of something but i can't think of what. you're level 3, i'm level 4. ergo, i win. ah shit. motherfucker, 11 hp. we will never move the spear? bro, what do you want me to move the spear for? you can move the book? the book only buffs things to the right. i'm gonna... sorry, this is... we're so back in 2024 bizarre chat immediately. it's so crazy. people are like, yeah, but you're... listen.
15:46 this is probably the optimal way to line up your items, but at the same time you are missing a bonus that would preclude you from getting all the synergies that you've built the run around. but you could you're missing a 4% damage bonus, bro. you could literally have your book go off more often and do zero damage every 3.8 seconds. and then buff fucking nothing. what are you talking about?
16:13 move it to the bottom for a heal? wait, you might be spitting on that one, but if it's on the bottom i can't give it multicast via the lost fragment, bro! read the whole thing? increase its cooldown by four seconds. oh shit, you're right. it does fucking suck. wait, that's gotta go. it was increasing the cooldown on itself. find this chatter. librarian, i want them banished. does anyone in here want to be a randall and tell me which chatter it was that said read the whole item? i literally did so much better when i speed read it.
16:42 not fair for them, you had free will. this is why people don't like backseat driving. the world is better when the people in economy are just watching a shitty movie with jason momoa and the pilot is flying the plane. okay, don't just... i know you have an axe to grind with some individuals. don't just put their name in here thinking i won't check for it, okay? bro hates using his slots, it's crazy. literally the dev wishes you would stop typing. you ever think about that? that's gotta be crazy to hear.
17:15 i don't give a fuck, it's still the best run we've ever had. please, doom book! hold, hold, it's going, it's gonna, we're gonna win! literally won easily, there's 10 wins. book only does 2k, i literally won and my average opponent was twice as highly rated as me. what the fuck are you, what do you want? what do you want? we want it like this because when this goes off, when this goes off, it'll do x14 multicast on this. now the one thing you need to know
17:51 sell shield? yeah, but selling shield doesn't give us enough to buy it, man. no, man. what are you talking about? oh, you lose the... oh, you're right. i lose the poison. that's why you never listen to chat until you... if you're going to listen to chat, you start by listening to chat, then you say, chat, here's why i'm listening to you, and then the actual smart people in chat go, wait, this is what we should do. okay. you can just move the pendant instead. that's smart. okay. because then this goes off two times and okay. yeah, yeah. okay. fantastic. better.
18:21 better, closer, warmer. now one thing you should know is that it doesn't matter because inevitably once you're like i'm one win away from my build popping off that's when you lose. tragic. it seems tragic that with this number of triggers we couldn't get the win but... didn't sell shield. i'm gonna ban you from my chat if we sold the shield we didn't have enough to purchase the dragon bow. if we sold the shield we still didn't have enough money to purchase the dragon bow. you have been removed from the chat.
18:55 permanently gain plus one poison per poison item. i presently have two poison items every time i mean, i guess we're gonna go all in on poison or are we if chat says instead go to something else maybe oh shit hundred guys were dead. this thing is 155 multicast. yeah, that'll do it but i can't stop winning fuck is this?
19:42 adjacent items get bonus damage equal to their crit chance? ah, man. nah, i'm pretty sure i'm i'm pretty sure i'm definitely dying. don't fucking fart on me. okay, well obviously we lost one round so we need to redo our entire board. whenever you gain 50 shield, whenever you wait. whenever you gain shield, do 50 damage, you are not doing anything for us anymore. throw another shield out there. this is the play.
20:20 this is the same person we fought earlier. this is a fucking travesty. this is not fair! this is the same person! fortnite was onto something. we need literally npc bots in every video game. now, puppy scares me. puppy is a serious discord kitten username and i will not elaborate further. as expected. as expected versus puppy.
20:48 sell your sword? it might be the only thing i have that does damage. i'm gonna be honest with you, this person is named after a pokemon and they're a patreon sub, there's no chance we make it through this one. get it twisted? what's in a name? uh, well, good thing they called it a rose instead of a fart, otherwise you wouldn't be getting the bouquet of them for your anniversary. let's just put it that way. you're right, 2x speed. never mind, we mog you. get it twisted? one thing you need to know about video games, the better you are at them, the worse you are at them.
21:17 dave's not here, man. now we're talking. cheech and chong reference? well, yeah, it's an auto battler, all right, because i have absolutely no idea why i'm doing so well. it wouldn't be an auto battler if my best runs were my most incoherent and my worst runs were my most synergistic. it's just science, man. all right, now come on. we fought some fucking... oh my god. oh my god. oh my god!
21:55 how is yours that much better than mine? what the fuck, man? alright. i mean, there's a case to be made, but i think we need something better. no, not the shark king. come on, man. not a fucking candle. that's the most dangerous item in any auto battler ever made! hard to balance an auto battler, man. because i think as soon as you put multipliers in it, i mean, you get two multipliers, you multiply a multiple by a multiple.
22:25 you got an exponent, kid. at that point you got a fucking exponent. doesn't the store page literally mention it as a feature? well i guess if the immutable truth of the store page mentions it then i can't even remark upon it as a balancing issue. i get now that i realize it's written in the sacred text i apologize for bringing it up. i didn't realize it was an objectively good thing because it's written on the page where they try to sell you the game. can i say something? justin i know you might be in the chat don't take this the wrong way.
22:56 i think it might be time to schism unk cs into two unk cs's a low elo unk cs and a high elo unk cs because i've been feeling the cs itch but i really can't be streaming five hours getting my fucking ass beat by people with like 11,000 elo but like a me dan
23:19 kait squad. meet dan and kait squad. with corey kind of as the unc that can... the do ee low unc that can play high or low. you know what i'm saying? kind of like the biracial corey.
23:33 he could join us in low elo, he could join us in high elo, or join them in high elo. tomodachi flushed. what do you want from me, motherfuckers? we played like a hundred hours in the last two weeks and nothing happens. i've tried my best to engineer drama on the island, nothing happens. i think the game's great, i just wish nintendo put a little gameplay in it, man. i push the dolls together and then people tell you you gotta take them apart, but if you take them apart you're just standing there watching them do nothing!
23:59 corey's bye? it's not for me to say. well, can i say something though? let me go to his letterbox. with god as my witness, i don't think i've ever seen this motherfucker give a movie five stars. okay, he's given like 30 movies five stars. iron man 2? okay, corey, i'm not trying to put you on there.
24:18 i genuinely didn't go here to put you on the spot for what movies you gave five stars. but iron man 2 being five stars is kind of insane. have we done, okay. there's some in here i 100% agree with.
24:30 adaptation, absolutely man. gremlins, ghostbusters, raiders of the lost ark, back to the future and ferris bueller's day off. is this how i find out my friend corey is gen x, man? and the empire strikes back? nah, he's chill because he gave the good, the bad, and the ugly five stars too. also, corey's a real one because he gave american beauty five stars. i think that movie is really good.
24:52 kevin spacey not a good guy. the movie's good. dude, the voice? what's what's my oh you're do you mean the frank underwood? he does talk to the camera in that movie too. he's kind of like a soliloquy merchant. hey, enel, apparently some random plus one at my wedding spent the whole time pitching herbalife to everybody. what are your thoughts on this? bro, that's not a random plus one. that's your brother's girlfriend. that's what they do. are people going to be mad at me for being in premiere with no comms? probably, right?
25:22 no, but it's not gonna matter because i'm gonna top frag and they're gonna be like, that's awesome. i have no sound. there's no sound in the game anymore. go to settings and change the input device back. oh my god. they broke the game by adding cache? nope. because as soon as i have tabbed back in, it has now... oh, no, no, no, no. they're just being quiet. okay. everything's fine. no, no, it's... i don't know. no, okay. it's working. there's no footsteps, but there's just gun sounds?
25:58 there's no beeping. oh, maybe, maybe not. oh, because nobody's planted the bomb. okay. no, everything's fine. has the deagle always been this long? holy shit. he's a god. he's a god. you're going to pull a knife today?
26:23 gambling's bad. that being said, kate was like, she got interested in scratch tickets. she's never used a scratch ticket before. so we were at lunch on sunday and she was like, i'm going to look up which ones have like the best odds. and then after we went to the convenience store, she's like, i want to try it out. what a smoke by the way, we got up to the cash register and she's like, i didn't bring my wallet. so i bought
26:49 three scratch cards for her. it came to $15. she won 20 bucks. and then she's talking, she's walking around talking like, i turned 15 bucks into 20 bucks. what are you talking about? you turn, you did even better. you turned $0 into 20 bucks. that's literally the best grenade i've ever thrown. we're pushing tons in this beast. literally raise your heart rate. that's crazy. that's crazy. he had so much confidence, man.
27:47 dude, maybe? don't take the mask off. it's scaring me. we go long here. all chat? yeah, yeah, it's called the decoy grenade. holy fuck, it worked. reload. get in there, guys. anyone have smoke for the cross? oh, jesus christ! purple, what are you doing playing picks, man? we were out long! fuck it, we ball. just a little peek. little peek never hurt anybody.
28:41 i think he saw me and took a shot at me. me against the world, y'all. got mine, got mine. that's all that matters. got mine. get a pick. bro, why are you running a scout, man? it's round 16. motherfucker. what the fuck? well, what are we gonna do, bro? well, fuck it. we go out. blue, we go this way. blue, fuck, oh! blinded. well blinded. or was that a no scope? that's a, you can't even be mad about that one.
29:40 that wasn't a panic flash. i flashed behind me so that the person looking at me would be flashed. i'm gonna pretend to be good. i'm gonna cosplay being good and it's gonna raise my elo by a thousand. wait out the util guys, wait out the util. okay, there we go. got him. oh motherfucker. i'm triangulating where they're standing from these blind shots. low heart rate. whoa! cortisol check.
30:39 heart rate 63. not too bad. vibrarians gonna get banned for cs backseating? no, because the ultimate own is that if they were good at cs, they'd be playing attorneys right now instead of making compilations of me talking about gregoraki movies. we take those. we take those! are they them to me again? i don't know. things change every day, man. i'm just trying to stay on the right side of history.
31:13 what do you think y'all? i'm thinking we flash long immediately. they throw a grenade in long, we swallow the grenade, it goes off in our tummy like the mask. literally works. got mine. not a 37 year old dad saying tummy. if i could see a clip of that. because for me, every single shot was on. every single shot was center of, not head, but center of mass.
32:21 the crosshair was but none of the bullets. clearly i don't understand guns. crush cat. i'm lurking. i lived bitch. distraction text. we eat up his ammo. one shot at a time we eat up his ammo. oh my head. my head snapped back so hard. it's like he shot me in the head but i died from the back of my head hitting the concrete. i know they're screaming in comms. bro scream in blue! they've had like 20 damage on t side.
33:16 just let me get a peek at him. oh! tagged? tagged one? oh! he's here. wait though, wait, one on one and it's all my fault? yes! bro, all we do, we win long. we win long. what are you doing? i was about to knife him and take the op, i'm not even lying. then i thought, nah man, he's gonna get a clutch pick. no! through the smoke, a little sus, how did he know i was there?
34:16 three on three, we got this. where's blue? i put a lot of faith in you, blue. huge. huge! and then you plant and we win. what the hell is black cow on the song black cow? i think it's a chocolate milk. to me, this is cinema. enemy green left the game, shutting down game. let's go, man! i was taking a lot of heat. a lot of heat that should have been reserved for blue, if i may.
35:01 use comms and you get better. literally, i played with my friends. we lost every game. i played by myself. i won 100% of the games that i played by myself so far. ergo, my friends are the problem. that's science. i am not a 1 1 token to get sacrificed to generate a 5 4 monster. that ain't me, bro. new record. new record. nah, man. i felt it. that was like scientology any pers oh, dometta!
35:28 every warm up is uh, is scientology any percent. we see how deep we can get into the enemy spawn without getting hit and try to drop a spray. i'm gonna run a smokescreen quick. it's in all chat. yeah, i know. that's why it's a smokescreen, bro. you gotta say move, i got a kit. oh wait, that's good, man. that is good. he's getting kicked. i'm literally third in dps. one damage. l. oh, what the fuck? that's the bomb, bro. oh, fuck!
36:10 jesus christ, it's a damn mess out here. oh, i got to kill blind. i got to kill blind. i really got to kill from six damage in one. what if we just... they'll never expect someone to be barb. shout out nicky. you don't have to. we could, you know, we kind of need... we need a bit of a vibes reset. maybe it's time to do the nicki minaj pose. you know what i'm talking about? i don't think we've done the nicki minaj pose in, if i had to guess, at least 18 months.
36:57 the what? you know the one where she kind of like she kind of turns her elbows out like this and goes, you know the one i'm talking about? fuck it, we ball. they say you don't you don't hear the one that gets you. oh shit. one damage per round. you got something to say? was walking up, can be got asked where broadway was nailed it and felt so much aura. yeah, bro. it's right there.
37:40 it's the one with all the traffic cones and construction fences on it. yeah. yeah, that's the one. honestly, i'm mad because that's like they gave you a freebie. you really want to farm some aura? next time they ask where west broadway is, you say, oh, you mean ninth? flash me out. thank you. pure luck. what do you mean pure luck? whatever. i got it down. bro, you let me down. you let me down. our whole team died.
38:18 first time in vancouver in two years, construction on canby looks exactly the same. i don't want to talk about it, it's kind of a sore spot for me. why are you playing by yourself? why are you playing by yourself? isn't this just a bazaar? isn't this just a rescan backpack battles? play cash! does it ever bother you that the only insight you ever have on anything is this is slightly different than i expected? does it ever make you question what kind of processor you got in your pc up here? that you had a model for something and then when you saw something that was slightly askew from the model your first thought is well we've got to rectify this.
38:48 does it ever make you think about what you were put on this planet to do? your appendix ever blow the fuck up? not yet, not yet, but it's just a matter of time, right? he's not gonna expect to. what, y'all? i'm dissociating. the edges of my vision are going dark. huge. mods. mvp probably. heart rate check. 62, it went down, it went down. what the fuck?
40:09 we actually did so much better, man. we did so much fucking better. and then fuck this, off inside. anyone watching ramp? the fella? mogged. definitely won't be expecting this. oh, shit! are you fucking kidding me, bro? i'm a barbarian. i'm conan, you know? she's always saying shit like that, bro. wait, that's pretty good. david byrne ordering breakfast.
40:55 scones is what i wanna eat so i'll guess that i'll order scones. okay, that was almost awesome though. i got scones. i will place some jam upon the scones. maybe he was right when he said the less we talk about it the better though.
41:22 i mean if macaulay culkin could do a velvet underground tribute group just based around pizza, surely we could do a talking heads tribute group based around british baked goods. jesus christ, jesus christ, i was looking at chat. bombs down trophy? no, no big deal. no big deal, y'all. got mine. they're gonna be like, don't go ramp, the demon's there. the demon and they're right. the demon's me. i'm over a 1.0 kdr! do not get the op?
42:13 too late brother, lime green like my sleep score. bombs down already? oh, so it's over. it's fucking over bro. we won again. we won again and i deserved it. what do you mean the mia? did you not see me clutch up? no, i'm sorry. most of the time i'd be playing it for laughs but i was not the mia. i went crazy.
42:54 vip daniel, tim hortons has been pissing me off for a long time, but they're really starting to piss me off with their new model of just constantly doing a collaboration at all times and every single collaboration is with ryan reynolds. even mcdonald's, it takes a lot for me to say this, even mcdonald's is pissing me off.
43:14 because it's like it used to be, hey there's a bts meal and then there's no collab and then a few months later it's the grimace shake. now it's just i go to mcdonald's they got 18 different collabs going at the same time man. you may not know but what's the vancouver meta for hotels that are under 400 bucks? i have some horrible news.
43:35 guy who's from vancouver. i read an article that vancouver has the same number of hotel rooms in 2026 that it did in 2002. basically, hotel rooms are insNLy expensive here. and if you find one that is like, i don't know, like 200 bucks or less, be very suspicious. because like, there's some busted hotels in vancouver. i had a friend come to vancouver. he stayed in a chain hotel that was on granville street.
44:05 i went to his room and i was like with the whole hotel it smelled so bad the second i walked into the lobby of the hotel that i instantly got a headache. like it was it was just crazy. like i was so moldy and mildewy like through they permeated the entire building. why is water so goated? it isn't even that good. wrong? it's fine like it's it's it's not bad like i wouldn't go that crazy.
44:34 but it's like it's not, it's certainly not the best tasting beverage. that's insane. not that good until 10.32pm on a tuesday evening after you've been on the couch for three hours? sorry, chiblee. i wouldn't know what that's like. i have a child. kind of just won the argument by reproducing, huh? even a man who shares a world of differences may find common ground among the plains. oh shit. you're kind of talking like liv schreiber in the day trippers, chiblee. op no armor greater than sign? wait for it. wait for it.
45:27 he reloads and i kill him? what? okay, well obviously we don't go that way. we wait for them to cross and we kill them. thus letting our bomb get deeper and deeper into a. i have 100% belief this plan is going to work. they're gonna be like, he moved. but maybe they moved. bombs down. it's our time to peek. i just go back to spawn, y'all. i'm getting pretty good. i'm getting pretty good. i'm getting pretty good at the game. getting pretty good at the game.
46:18 i don't know where to look, man. play bomb. it's that simple. play bomb. dude, getting an early op kind of like getting brimstone on the basement too. bad plant. bad plant spot, honestly. kind of a bad planting spot. why didn't you scope? i'm a listerine guy. oops. wait, wait, wait. maybe corey's right. maybe the op is unfair. you literally just shoot them and they die. there's only one.
47:15 oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. alright, that was awesome. at first i love how everybody got the awp. they saw that round and they went, wait a second. give me that. there's a gun that kills in one shot in this game? wait, we might be unstoppable. w is spray control. what the why would you kill him? my germs.
48:15 motherfucker, man. take the awp! it's the mids op! i got you, orange. making noise at banana? molly ing patio? squeaks jumping apartments? my team didn't tell me i'm last man standing. signs? fucking signs type shot. just saw the corner of his leg disappear behind a fucking stalk of corn.
49:19 you said shot instead of shit? because it was a fucking shot bro! like from m night shyamalan signs! or i lost. sorry. loud walking because i wanted to check the scoreboard. i'm looking left out of mid. let's do this green. three, two, one. he's there. dude what happened? they clutched up. we were up like 5 1. you stopped buying op? i'm penny smart and dollar dumb bro. i'm broke. dude worst case scenario 7 5 ain't that bad.
50:03 it's kind of a loser way to start thinking about the game, but love that. love that. okay, i've been killed. i jumped without bending my knees. strong alphabet earnings report. i mean, it's been a good month on youtube because you slay the spire too. so that's probably a big part of it. i'd have to say honestly, i don't want to get accused of insider trading, but the slay the spire 2 videos have been doing pretty well. i don't think they went this way, man. why am i playing this like it's halo? i thought that was the one.
50:59 see, if you ever do this, you ever lean back and massage your eyebrows, it kind of feels good as fuck. it's kind of a very neurotypical thing to do. especially if when you do this, a little bit of like, you had like some dried skin or something in there, and it kind of like pops out, and you get like a sense of relief from it. it's kind of awesome. i actually do do that, lamau. it feels so fucking good. especially, i mean, i don't have hair, man. i don't have hair. i think this is as good as it gets for me.
51:31 that was a that was actually a great try. you inspired me to reinstall counter strike then i realized i'm on the same skill level as you? it literally doesn't matter. have you ever seen like your mom play video games? she'll just play like purble place, man. just needs a little break from the day to day fucking drudgery, man. librarian, thank you for saying la maude out of that comment. i was laughing my ass off. i wasn't gonna get baited into replying but for a first time chat message,
52:00 nah, man, they're calling my mom rich because she played purble place. i mean, she was doing pretty well. it's not because of purble place. oh shit. assist! who did that? pidget toy down? how did you know it was my kirkland signature sparkling style water? you're so brave for solo queuing? bro, you know who's brave? our nation's firefighters.
52:31 i'm just the guy playing a video game, man. the others no other streamer would tell you this. you know who's brave? that guy in chat earlier who said, i know it's a little weird but i like girls with short hair. that guy's brave for saying that shit. i'm scared. maybe i am brave because i'm a little scared. oh! motherfucker! whatever, got mine. are you kidding me, yellow? you cemented your place in the basement, man!
53:10 caught looking at chat it really isn't fair that the other people playing this game don't have like a distraction on the other monitor at all times they have netflix up nah man tell me why i'm watching le bonheur and then my friend from college is like have you seen the jake jill and hall remake of roadhouse like what are we doing here man no
53:38 the quad killer. i once had a friend that said the white remake of old boys better than the korean one. it's kind of, i don't know if this was engineered in a lab to be the funniest comment of all time. calling the american old boy, the white remake is really funny. it was workshop for a long time. kudos to you. cause that, that is a really good one. amadeus. those chairs fucking stink like jeffrey jones, butthole.
54:08 100% amadeus. that's the easiest one i've ever seen in my entire life. we go to the daily dozen. boom. lipscomb, belmont, austin, p. state and union. are universities residing in this u.s. state? i have absolutely no... that's the hardest geography question i've ever heard in my entire life. that's insane. the average geography question is like the united states of blank. what the hell is this? geography was 43%.
54:41 you know, americans, they love a few things. one of those things is college football. so i'm not surprised that an american college question got such a high percentage. they should put some canadian college questions in here. have some motherfuckers say them, what the fuck is dalhousie university? that could have been worse. okay, 1980s mockumentaries. i can do this. this is spinal tap. and by the way, if you wrote spinal tap, i want you to take zero points on that.
55:17 17th century inventions that were english inventions that were analog computers that with logarithms, mechanical calculators invented in 1622. that's not obsolete, people still use it! probably. 16th century executions by italian states. people executed for heresy. italian occult writers dante alighieri giordano bruno
55:52 they killed him. they killed him because he wasn't giordano borret. obviously not that, but why? that's pretty fucking good. and bandle. all right, you've been good. i'll give you bandle too. i need more, but i feel like it's got a... it's got something like that going on.
57:01 i mean the bass is doing something. give me some more man. what the fuck did i tell you?
57:32 yeah i think i'm gonna know it but i don't know it i ain't coming back
58:04 miss arquette's first name. patricia. patricia. roseanne. toto roseanne. oh, it's toto. i think i only know one toto song, bro. it's africa. i'm sorry to say. but did i clock it or did i not clock it at this part?
58:38 how'd you manage to get it right? bro, i know who rosanna arquette is. what about hold the line? that's true. i do know hold the line. so surprised you don't know that? you sound like the dude in my discord who's trying to convince me that can't buy a thrill is better than asia. bro, listen. for having a couple of beers with the boys? yeah, maybe you wanna get jack black and do it again. if you're chilling in your fucking room crying,
59:10 it's a little bit of a different story, okay? it's a little bit of a different story. is there a number two biggest single? sorry to inform you, i wasn't alive in 1982 and i think the song fucking sucks.
59:22 well, i don't know about the song. i've never heard it, but i think the band sucks ass. and i will never willfully hear another toto song. i will never go to youtube and be like, oh, i gotta learn more about this band because everything i know about toto has been forced upon me against my will because of the cultural preponderance of africa. and i've sat here for three fucking decades having to listen to people have a conversation about how awesome the song is. and while even the weezer cover, the interesting thing is it might be even better. nah, man.
59:49 but i do have to say it's a little hooky. i like this. i really like the full house ness of this. i really like that. that's the kind of shit they play right before they say, like, filmed in front of a live studio audience. i really like that. lead singer's dad is john williams. oh cool, so they're also nepple babies. okay, so there's that too.
1:00:25 anyway, it was a fun stream today. i'll send you over to my wife's dream and i'll be back tomorrow later y'all doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
1:00:54 that whole thing just didn't go well at all. the pick was good but you didn't have much to prove. the venom then could reach your ass through a tube. i was glad that it didn't destroy you. how sad that would be.
1:01:31 he's crazy for this one man. you were listening to fruit salad yummy yummy or some shit like that and i was going like... two scientists are racing for the cure for all mankind both of them side by side so determined they're a little dramatic don't get me wrong