I didn't vote for Anubis bro (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 i watched the habs game yesterday. kind of crazy. they got as many shots as the colorado avalanche scored goals. hey, minnesota, maybe you need to trade for another defenseman. maybe, maybe just one more defenseman would really help you out. fuck off. i hope that it's the summer of humiliation for... well, i don't give a fuck about the timberwolves. they can win the chip for all i care, but i want nothing but misery for the wild.
0:42 alright guys, i got bomb. where we going? classic rush b. classic b rush with the technological 9. take 9? that's kind of what the minnesota wild did last night. got it! anyway, we're going man. we're going. guys, green has bomb. green has bomb. hold w. green has bomb, guys. fuck it. mogged. mogged once further. who's next, bro? did you see that? fuck it. that first headshot was fucking insane, bro. i got you covered, cat.
1:30 oh, okay. that was w game sense though. that was w game sense to be there, was it not? i thought so. mm hmm. these view models are so crazy, man. come on, come on, man! with the cz, the honey paisley cz. we take those. damn, that was like 200 damage, man. hey, n.l. my co workers made fun of me for using the word facade in conversation today. yeah, they we live in a culture of anti intellectualism.
2:14 people are literally gobbling up the the slurry of jason momoa and mark wahlberg movies that they put on prime video. they're literally like, i have no choice but to watch this to be part of the conversation. nah bro, you want to be part of the conversation? talk to gene hackman. bro, we dropped bomb and spawn, what are we doing? well, obviously i'm not fucking going down there. you have to be an idiot. i hear you moving. got one?
2:57 rare... he just making noise, you didn't take any damage! you can't be going ugh when you don't take any damage, bro. alright, what are we doing lads? holy... holy shit. i peek him. oh, this is a damn mess, man. holy fuck. i got jungle covered, brother? i think. oh, motherfucker. no! no, no, no! i knew, i knew, i knew, i knew! i just saw a second guy and went, maybe that was the first guy. mm hmm.
4:02 and now i watched francis hahn starship troopers over the weekend. none of my friends said they'd watch them. okay, what's the problem? did you watch them because you wanted to watch them? or did you watch them thinking that your friends would also watch them after you watch them? and then like because you said they were good or whatever. that seems crazy. what are we doing here lads? pistol round?
4:32 it's fun to discuss media with friends? okay, then fucking collude on that shit in advance. don't just give him an ultimatum. i mean, i like both of those movies, but that's like a... that's a crazy play to just watch some shit and then be like, you guys should watch this too. like, that's not really fair. you guys have to come to the conclusion of what film you're gonna watch in advance so that it's amenable for as many people as possible. i literally had him. i literally had him. i got him three times for sure.
5:09 why'd they have to pull that stunt at the end of singin' in the rain? i did think it was kind of crazy that like he's in love with debbie reynolds and then in order to get her career started, he tricks her into thinking that like he hates her. i don't think that's necessary. i don't think he had to do that. i don't think he had to
5:34 he had to resort to that but i don't know like romance was uh romance was different in 1952 or whatever. it's so crazy to think of like my my grandparents being like 16 and pogging the fuck up at singing in the rain. literally mocked him literally took out both of his knees. thanks for the cover yellow by the way. i'm literally in three book clubs just for the discussion. okay but do you go to the club and go here's what i read this week?
6:06 you guys should read it too? or do you have like a maybe a whatsapp group where they go, hey march's book is gonna be the old man and the sea and then everybody reads it with advance notice and then you you go and you talk about it. like that seems more seems more appropriate. i mean i'm gonna be honest i would be pretty pissed off if like my friend got mad at me for not watching a movie just because he watched it.
6:34 i would find that deeply annoying. i thought we were out here watching art for its own merits and then everything else is a bonus. i do like gene kelly in counter strike. we're also buffing singing in the rain because that's one of the least known songs from the... least known numbers from the movie.
6:58 i'm not insulting singin' in the rain, the song. i'm not insulting make em laugh or fit as a fiddle and ready for love or good morning. i should probably get some util, huh? 20 minute dance number at the end was dumb. i literally saw you saying, um, what happened to jackbox earlier. i think you might not be a consumer of art. get him. this is my time. mogged. confidence? did you see the way i planted my fucking feet?
7:45 i stood there and i planted my fucking feet. somebody cover spawn, please. mogged. literally wasn't even looking. wasn't even looking, man. wasn't even looking. two second delay? could be worse. a lot of people playing this game on 60 hertz. lads, that worked really well. where are we off to? it's literally not having a bad brain. it's focusing my brain on speech instead of like clicking on people's heads. watch this. bro, you don't want to be there!
8:46 literally, that would have been the first grenade headshot in counter strike history if my teammate didn't fuck it up. bye guys. we covered the mercado. guys, you can't leave yet. run! run! i'm alright. which cs map you prefer to live? thank you, sir. thank you, sir. probably say anubis. anubis seems nice. the fuck?
10:16 anubis? yeah, like amongst the arches and shit, you know? what are we doing guys? what am i doing? i don't know what i'm doing. apparently there's a motherfucker betwixt the smoke. news to me. deadass, if you don't want to get body blocked, don't walk in front of me. i hear him right here. we snap. oh, are you kidding me? but that was good. that was good. we planted our feet. most important thing is that you plant your feet.
11:04 donald o'connor was doing too much on make him laugh. low key controversial take, the soundtrack kind of sucks to listen to because it's all physical gags. in make him laugh, there's literally like a hundred seconds of straight silence when donald o'connor in the movie is doing stuff like... we take these. the capillary. oh, man. all right, we're back. round seven, it's awping time. then we awp all over them.
11:58 why is there always someone on your team with a fuck ass view model? people play too few games and watch too many videos. it's my controversial opinion on the current state of modern gaming. he got me, guys. he got me because the second awper body blocked me. can somebody pick up my awp and give it to me, please? okay. purple, i'm trusting you here. left handed ass shooter. come on, man. the gun's cursed. the gun's cursed. oh, no. oh, yes! all right, guys. clear comms.
13:10 buy like there ain't gonna be a next. where does the beautiful girls song fall for you on rankings? i think it's okay, but again, it's not good to listen to outside of the movie because there's like a three minute visual gag in it. if you must wear fox to the opera, dame fashion says, die it! i like... my imagination is pretty good. i can rotate like a damn apple in my head and stuff like that, but you're asking a lot of a fellow like me. alright, well we're all dead.
13:51 literally destroyed. i'm better than you in every conceivable domain. that was a hell of a shot. that was a hell of a shot. that's the power of the op, bro. yeah, i can rotate. i can rotate other fruits in my mind. i see you're setting me up. what are we doing here? you're setting me up for a yeah, i've rotated every fruit bit and i'm using restraint to not join you in this bit. love it. kory on the other team, hopping you.
14:37 my king would never. he considers, for some reason he considers using a bun, a bun? he considers using a gun that you buy in the game with money to be cheating. we all know it's the only gun that it's cheating to use is the auto sniper. the op is literally, i mean it's the right tool for the wrong job. no skin p90, let's go. scoreboard? ain't too bad considering the circumstances. 4.8, devito style, almost got him. let's go.
15:42 so i'm not saying i don't die like this ever, but the number of kill cams with the last man standing that is just like staring at nothing and getting tapped is crazy, man. you just died like that? literally did not. i was shooting a deagle at a guy who had an awp. i'm not saying it's smart. i'm not saying it's smart. wasn't exactly the shrewdest move i've ever done, but at least i'm not just going like that anymore. holy shit, two kills through the smoke.
16:28 this is where we lurk lower tons. oh, there's a guy there that looked like the fire starter music video. there was a man in the fumes. no assist. oh, no. yeah, i love it. i love it. aggressive flash. how did i not get an assist? i have 54 and two. can i have my assist back?
17:12 it's crazy seeing all the people from the bits in real time. are you saying, are you suggesting that i made chat? the subtext of that seems to be that i made chat. that the people from chat don't exist until i go live. so you're saying i made you. people from bits is crazy? this is a nation on cosplay, man. the large is the message. let's get a move on lads. let's get a move on. i'm flashing sill. i'm scared.
18:14 get him. not today, laddie. there's one. play bomb. i hear them in my head saying play bomb. what the fuck? single handedly won the match. single handedly won the match. two mvps. two mvps out of 12 rounds. ten people in the round. we're literally batting above our weight class. it's high explosive grenade. dual berettas never work, man. don't do it. thank you. hello.
19:17 what a perfect delivery. thank you. no, no, i'm good. i don't know where to cover. bro, they're in freaking palace, man. okay, that's 80 damage. okay, they're all out palace. suffice it to say, there's one. peek me, peek me, i'm hot right now. okay, i think i literally won that round for us. i'm not even joking. let me see this grenade.
20:17 holy shit, what an incredible grenade bro. what an incredible grenade, softened them up. are you with me, dr. woo? sing along if you know the words, dr. woo. are you really just a shadow of the man that i once knew? are you crazy? are you high? or just an ordinary guy? have you done all you can do?
20:51 you know what i'm talking about? katie lied, bro. she probably had her fucking reasons. you're on drugs. don't see me writing a song about it. what are you watching? so movement b, unk? hogged? reaction difference? helping b? helping b? i'm gonna take the long way? great round, guys. great rounds.
21:47 sing along if you know the words. he came from somewhere back in her long ago. imagine if that was the stream today. trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created. could be awesome. could be the move, man. could be the move. he's trying to distract from the movement. i'm literally top fragging, which by the way is nothing new these days. literally that was down the gullet. straight down the gullet.
22:33 bucket all all rome. is that what they call it? b 52 style? yowch! he's in florist. he's in flower shop. he's drop dog steps behind me brother. not with the mac 10 pro, baby. not with the mac 10 pro. wait, well, you need we need to hit um. taking it to the streets. we're taking it to the streets. we do need to
23:43 well, i was gonna say we need more of the doobie brothers, but these days i'm not 100% sure about that, man. seems like all of my brothers are on doobie. whoa, you sent the message to my brother. he is sitting at the triple box. uh oh. no, he wasn't. never mind. don't send a message to my brother.
24:16 i literally thought i saw his fucking foot, man. i mean, you guys backseating my teammate about where the plant was and where it should have been, literally is like alcoholics at professional hockey games shit talking the timbits that are playing during the second intermission.
24:45 like, we can barely skate, bro. and you're saying some shit like, oh, you gotta you're supposed to be covering the open man. in a two on one, the last man back is always supposed to be covering the pass. like, what are you talking about? also, beers are 21 bucks a pop, bro. like, if anything, it's just impressive. impressive you were able to get that tanked. yeah, i don't think so, kid. welcome to palace. more like tomb for that guy. whatchu drinking over there? iced americano, no room.
25:41 literally should have had him. i'm gonna type it. that's the first anybody has communicated the entire time. that's gonna bring the team back. timbits is the kid from the christmas carol. tiny timbits? i see what you're saying. tiny timbits. i asked the coffee shop yesterday if they have cold brew. they said no, but we have iced americanos, three question marks. why? i don't understand why this story is remarkable to you, i guess is what i'm trying to say.
26:30 that seems like a it seems like they had your best interest in mind. you asked if they had a certain drink, they said no but we got something like it? why are you upset? okay, that's a crazy round, man. i'll take the p90. a real boss says yeah, i guess. iced americano and cold brew? i mean, they're more similar than different, let's put it that way. sorry, but coffee people are some of the most annoying people on the planet? wrong! espresso people are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
27:18 coffee drinkers are alright. they're always like, i'll take a large coffee. espresso drinkers are always like, who the fuck wants to drink extra hot? like what's wrong with you bro? it's already boiling. it's already boiling. the fuck do you mean extra hot? it's the hottest that the matter can get before it turns into a different state. literally shot, it's like bowling. if i had moved two boards to the left, he's dead.
27:58 hmm. nah, we did alright. 30 and 2. extra hot, dumbest request possible. i might not be a perfect person, but you'll never catch me ordering a hot beverage extra hot. that's literally like asking the barista to burn themselves. for what? to make my drink less drinkable? i literally look at it like the way that you should look at a malevolent mad king torturing their people just because they have the power to do so. i look at it as an act of
28:29 hubris and malevolence. alright orange, let's do this. no, smoke mist bro. smoke mist. all we gotta do is lock in. oh! who's next? induce living hell, taking it to the streets. sorry, did that say bomb fucking planted? that must be a joke. did you see that? no need for running. there were some fucking crazy shots in there.
29:16 holy cow. ooh, the yacht rock gamer. yes, that's me, the yacht rock gamer. legit, that was a lesson in how proper util usage is important. i guess they fucked up the smoke by like three radians and then all of a sudden, like it fell apart, man. yeah, i'm gonna be there. i'm gonna be watching palace. that shit was surgical. dr. wu would be proud. bad smoke, bro. great smoke.
30:02 oh, they fuck they fucking got me with the smoke, guys. they got a good smoke this time. holy shit. i'm up in here! i'm pretty up in here! i can't crouch. my crouch button's been disabled. fuck the decoy, bro. i'm the real mccoy. come on, come on, breach this one degree angle of sight that i can see. sure, wipe my whole fucking team, see if i care. literally don't give a fuck. bombs been planted, y'all. okay? you say so?
31:05 yep, that's fair. i had no idea that i thought for sure i had died to the first dude that i saw. go again. he used to have a regular that ordered 100 and 100 degree chamomile citrus tea with milk added, burn the fuck out of me before i could even put the lid on it would curdle that shit would piss me off.
31:34 isn't it true that now that we... sorry, i'm gonna be late to sight because i'm getting chat to go again. isn't it true that now that the upside of us living in a much snobbier coffee era is that at many third wave coffee shops baristas are emboldened to actually tell the customer to fuck off? like, i'm not gonna make that. i think that's a huge plus for like society. kind of. they're calling him the knower because he orders a coffee drink occasionally. i hear steps all around me, man.
32:17 apparently i picked up a fucking smoke grenade. is that apartments? it's beast in apartments? damn, our purple's kind of popping off, huh? i just order shit that's on the menu. am i a crook? i'm gonna be honest with you, i think there's a few special orders at a coffee shop that are acceptable. like, extra shot i think is a totally expressible order, or acceptable order. probably if you're an espresso head ordering a longer pull or something like that,
33:01 that could be fine. half sweet? sure! i mean, honestly, i think it would do our nation good if we stopped calling 100% sugar at the bubble tea place 100% and started calling it 400%. yeah, let's all cover the same spot. just canada? yeah, i don't really give a fuck about like america or whatever right now. probably hard to hear because that's like 62% of y'all or whatever. yeah, i'm lit. guys, they're here? i shouldn't.
33:38 keep their heads ringin'. smoke this guy off. good job, guys. the fuck is that? damn nerf gun. found fellas clamshell e reader from id follows. hi ya! you like that one? most mind boggling one for me is a customer who wants to drink extra cold but no ice. now that's...that's very interesting. extra qua liquid nitrogen.
34:32 did you see that fucking bounce? what is what are we doing here guys? the double op mid. it's giving team fortress classic. it's giving 2 fort. you're fucked. watch out y'all. you're watching that. i'll back the fuck up. sheesh! the steppler. bomb is in sight. ah, motherfucker. well, time to clutch up. i should have been more aggressive. shouldn't be the last man back. shouldn't be running.
35:39 shouldn't be clomping around, bro. shouldn't be clomping around out there. what are you thinking? i don't think we're... i mean, for team purposes, i don't think we're an awper right now. we already got two awpers that love to play the awp. damn, i was top fragging like two rounds ago. we got to fucking clutch up, man. now they go triple awp and you win it back. probably true.
36:16 actually now we wait three seconds one two three drop that reach with it palace is clear orange in on the deep flank on the deep flank orange has been killed on the deep flank. they need our support at the site that was huge that literally that kill tip tips the scales may win us the game got him. there's two there's two there's two guys you got this the reverse. this is you don't go there. don't go there go the other way
37:13 go the other way. oh, he did everything right. wait, nevermind. he's better than me? he literally killed the dude as he was planting? oh! nice try. nice try.
37:42 thoughts on john chaka in toronto. you will enjoy sports more if you stop reading r slash hockey. that's just like i'm not saying that john chaka is a good general manager. obviously he fucked up arizona bigly before he got shit canned. but like the 28 year old software engineer who lives in etobicoke doesn't know shit about how to manage a hockey team either.
38:04 it literally doesn't matter. just like literally imagine that the people that are on the team are just like robots that are wearing uniforms that inspire a sense of civic pride. everything else is irrelevant. guys, they're killing me palace because nobody came to the a site! wait, that's kind of peak. help me see teas please. i've lost my sight to teas.
38:47 so you believe in the aquilini's? no, obviously francesco aquilini is like a huge scumbag and the canucks are incredibly dysfunctional. but like tim the hvac guy from abbotsford? i don't want him running the squad either. like they're literally out they the funniest and take it from somebody who's been a fan of like a really bad hockey team for quite some time. wait, this could be huge? yes!
39:18 they literally have opinions on who the canucks should draft when these are like 18 year old kids that are presently playing in sweden, finland and like czechia. and all they do is like they watch highlights on youtube
39:34 and then read scouting reports from like other scouts and they go, here's the dude that i think would be awesome on our team. and i'm like, you weren't at tom pare versus malmo, bro. like how would you know? like why do you have an opinion on a 16 year old czech hockey player?
39:58 you're literally coding the save on foods point of sale system right now. like it's nice to have a hobby, don't get me wrong. i'm just not putting that much stock in your professional opinion, i guess. also, why does that shit say unexpected item in bagging area so frequently? i honestly didn't think he saw me because he was looking the other way, but he had me cleared. probably damn near got caught because my beeper kept beeping. why push so far on defense? it's been working out pretty well for matthew boldy. who?
40:51 the minnesota wild defenseman who looks like the kid who was dancing to firework by katy perry on youtube 17 years ago. you're thinking of brock faber? oh, that's right, i'm thinking of brock faber. matthew boldy is the one. he looks like he's mike face from west side story. he lived like 20 times longer than i thought he would.
41:48 i think i gotta snipe mid. that's what this team needs. you're pissed about the grocery delivery message? i don't i didn't see it. i'd like to be pissed though. did you tell me what it said? well, that almost killed me, obviously. got one. got one. that's literally why you don't you really wanted to take the angle to snipe mid with the deagle. no fucking cohesion, bro. no fucking cohesion. no trust. no jobs. no hope. no cash. aight, tomo. great hold, guys.
42:45 if you don't mind, i'm going to play spawn because i'm scared about getting shot in the back. great rounds. yeah, sure. i'll be the mvp. tomo, you got to get away. there's a nice americano, tomo. you don't want that. hey. jody messina must love cal raleigh because of like a tails, california heads carolina. you thought i wasn't going to get that very obtuse seattle baseball plus
43:20 jody messina reference because she'd be getting the head carolina. i get it, i understand. she'd be getting what? heads carolina, bro. like shaggy. somebody dropped bomb mid. sorry, it's a chocolate muffin. hard to chew a chocolate muffin.
44:26 did you guys know in the united states the mythical tonka bean is illegal? the tonka bean. i had a drink with tonka bean tincture in it last weekend. i'm gonna say something, i don't want you to get mad. the best part about tonka bean is knowing that americans can't consume it. otherwise it just kind of tastes like regular chocolate. motherfucker. it ain't me, babe. i really thought that was gonna work, man.
45:37 in my... my heart of hearts. i got a muffin crumb in my vocal cords. okay, we're back, we're back. oh, i really thought that was gonna work. oops. you look like you're from getty prime. sing along if you know the words. have you heard about the words on lee's on five? people have to fight to stay alive.
46:32 they don't even have policemen, no one. doesn't matter where you've been or what you've done. two tapped him? how did that do six damage, man? that should have fucking ended my life supremely. holy cow. it did zero? i thought it was on 46. maybe it was on 67. it's a big round for a beast like me. smoke in jungle? covered your exfil? what the fuck?
47:29 i guess we better get over there. well, good game everybody. that's me, the valuable player. plus 59 points bro! my friend's got a lot of crumb man.
48:18 why do you have voice chat off? literally, like it's becoming illuminated to me mostly through seeing the conversations in the discord. about 80% of the human population is only concerned about the settings menu. i find it a very disappointing waste of your one trip on planet earth. it's just the frame rate, change your view model, change your resolution. buddy, you don't live your life under the cog, okay? get out there, experience the sun,
48:48 take a walk, have a conversation with your fellow man. st. peter don't give a fuck about your motherboard is what i'm trying to say. you're speedrunning the optimal way to have a 50% win rate, okay? you're a hamster on a wheel, whatever. you're conflating ambition with... i didn't really figure out how this sentence was gonna end to be honest with you. only settings i'm worried about are the settings on my chair to alleviate the bursitis in my right elbow.
49:29 you played at 60 hertz for months and it literally, you know what the end game was? we played at 60 hertz for months. i changed it to 144 hertz for one game. i was like, this is the best looking game that's ever existed. and now in my brain, it looks the same as it did at 60. the end result of changing it to 144 is that i can't go back to 60. it's the hedonic treadmill made manifest then go back. no, that's the one thing you can't change. i can't go back to a 60 now.
50:03 try going back. no, i can't go. it's like i said in the discord this weekend. this is why you have to be careful about lifestyle inflation, bro. i can't go back to not ordering appetizers. that's why you should never order appetizers because then if you order appetizers three times in a row, now you're an appetizer guy. every time you go out for dinner, you're going to be like, oh fuck, i really shouldn't get an appetizer, but i love appetizers. what do you mean? um, my model for human happiness is that essentially your happiness is
50:37 uh broadly like on a long scale your your happiness is essentially coded into you like a thermostat
50:44 maybe not necessarily like when you're born, but certainly by the time you're like 25, you're basically, your default happiness level is about the same as it's ever gonna be. there are things that adjust it like plus and minus, but mostly the human brain is like insNLy good at bringing you back down to that level. and sometimes that set point is higher for some people and sometimes the set point is lower. are you happy? as happy as i'll ever be, brother. i think that's the important thing.
51:30 let's roll. let's roll is a crazy line after that. this guy hasn't tried molly? well, i haven't tried molly, but i assume like, you know, 36 hours after you take molly you kind of pay the piper, right? a bit? yeah. yeah. yeah, you get all dopamine is exhausted from your brain. yeah. yeah, exactly. holy shit. you're right. i'm the highest rank in the room, bro. anubis! what have we done? holy fuck. my bad.
52:29 you said you wanted to live there? is this your first day on the internet bro? most places that people say they want to live they've never been to. your ass hasn't been to fucking finland. shut the fuck up. snakes on the other team man. nah, that's fair. i'm literally just gonna follow someone on our team. wait, no ct is awesome because i can probably just stand in the site, right?
53:08 you spam the same wasting your one time on earth ult once a week? bro, people stop. people never stop wasting their one time on earth though. every time i start the stream on monday they're asking me if i saw a new guy that got invented by ai over the weekend. oh shit, 5b? is this the meta? that's also a good point! librarian, you know too much about dota to be acting this ignorantly. is that not why it's called an ult, is because it's effective? imagine if we didn't use our ult.
53:43 people would be like, why didn't you use your ult? there's a spot there you can shoot from. oh, oh, oh, oh! 107, that's like the amount of goals the avalanche are going to score in their series probably in so many ways. real shit. i'm going boulevard. guys, where should i expect them to make contact? fucking through there, i guess. okay.
55:02 well obviously i have oh i'm on site okay, okay apparently i'm on fucking site i have no idea where i'm going because i'm a teammate for a new bitch i don't know where i'm going i don't know fucking him bro! i'm so pissed you're playing cs instead of deadlock, mhm deadlock kind of the vibe when you want to have six viewers who are all yelling at you. now what are we fucking i guess we take no armor mag seven. true true true true true play street brawl you there's one of the six we found one of the six.
55:58 it's so funny to me, you're right, librarian yells at me when i play cs. it's so funny to me that you're like pretending to be in touch with humanity by watching all these coriata movies and talking about how it's like impacting your ability to feel empathy and stuff like that. and then you come in here and you're like, you should put crouch on tap instead of toggle or something. bye guys. bye. flay their ass. i was just watching a lot of like sentimental movies.
56:37 all in a row. which is fine, don't get me wrong, but at some point you start to wonder if it's like a signal, you know? might be motivated from a place of authenticity. i don't know. alright guys, where are we going? mag 7 no armor, greater than sign. i literally have no idea where to go. like i guess maybe i could come this way. wait for them to push here and then kill them. nice bait, yellow. good bait, good trade. i mean i should have had him, don't get me wrong, but...
57:59 you think ralph siforetto had that shit done to pio, mind? i think if we were meant to have an opinion, chase would have shown us on the screen. i think we're meant to be in the same position as tony, which is like, the only thing that matters is that, does tony have a good reason to be suspicious? the answer is obviously yes. obviously tony has a good reason to be suspicious. i mean, ralph siforetto is like, he's a scumbag, obviously. he's literally the devil.
58:37 i mean, other people have to use that tv remote, man. like, you can't be doing all that. like, the killing and stuff like that, that's bad enough, man. but you can't be shoving that remote up your ass with, like, no covering or, like, envelope or anything. that's just disgusting, man. kind of a crazy, incendiary... i would obviously never stand there. has the bomb been planted at the other site? i think.
59:37 it'd go crazy if like i knew where to look when i entered the site at all. i didn't hit any degree. i didn't mean a paper envelope. the envelope can have multiple meanings, okay? an envelope can also be just a covering or something preventing an object from interacting with his medium, bro. i'm going rito. i'm going rito. bro, it's my spot. i literally called rito. motherfucker.
1:00:41 what the fuck? through the, through the cobblestone? what a kill. oh, ouch. you saw him? when i saw you. are you with me, dr. wu? great reference to katie lyd. honestly, i don't want to be controversial. probably my number one track on katie lyd. literally, i don't know if you're talking to me. you voted for anubis.
1:01:09 i don't know if this was like some kind of master plan, like this is when people don't know how to play chess so they just like learn a gambit and run that instead. but like i know i don't know how to fucking play the map bro. i don't know how to play the map so you voted for it so if this was your grand plan it's like it's fucking anubis accepted and now we're down material. so what's the fucking play bro? who's katie? i think katie's heroin man within the context of uh katie lied anyway or within the context of dr. wu.
1:01:44 i'm pretty sure, i'm pretty sure that katie's heroin. we got this. everyone's gone to the movies, not about heroin unfortunately. i wish it were.
1:02:45 any new novelty chatters? i haven't seen booger guy who now asked me if i sit down to pee and whenever a novelty chatter is like really active and then immediately disappears i do start to get worried. so i hope they're chilling out there. there is a blue chat name that sounds like a spell you cast in a video game that keeps asking why aren't you co streaming events. i'm still trying to figure out like internally
1:03:10 if this is an individual that's going to become the chatter who always asks why you don't co stream events or if it's just like they have twitch brain or something like that from i don't know a long weekend spent indoors, but we'll see. i fell off? you're okay jason. it's crazy to say that you're an accountant the first week of may though. it's kind of like stolen valor or maybe it's the best time to become an accountant. yep.
1:03:44 yep, you spotted me. that's for sure. guys, the bombs are a site for once. hard to believe. you're all right, green. love this hold. there's only one gamer left, man. we can go 2 5 here. oh, motherfucker. oh, you don't have to chase? we don't have to save screenshots to desktop? literally, literally, you don't have to chase. you don't have to chase. get your teammates off. i don't know where to look anyway. oh, shit. i'm top fragging.
1:05:04 yeti that you're putting on airs yet, yeti yeti, yeti? why do i know a yeti and an edi man? i guess that one motherfucker knew like three of them. so i shouldn't be complaining. stop chatting. i need to focus right now. i need to dial in. streamer brain is cooked. no, it's 100% true. to be honest. i'm waiting for the chocolate to hit the bloodstream. it is bad for your brain.
1:05:47 i'm not gonna donate my brain to science because it's my brain, but another streamer should donate their brain to science. because my theory is that probably... it doesn't matter if you're a small streamer, it doesn't matter because it's chat that's actually the worst part of it. mogged.
1:06:09 yet another reason why it's harder to be a big streamer than a small streamer. but i literally think that obviously playing nfl football and getting hit a lot is worse for your brain than streaming. but i think every hour streamed to every 5,000 viewers is the equivalent of getting sacked one time in the nfl.
1:06:37 so i mean, i'm double in and i'm thinking i'm taking 10 sacks a day right now. only five days a week. but i mean, 10 sacks a day can't be good for you. by who though? motherfucker, why'd you ask me to pull? there's one sack right there. i mean, not every sack is created equal. sometimes they just grab your toe when you fall over. but like, 10 sacks a day is crazy. it's literally like i'm should do it right now. streaming the hardest job.
1:07:26 well, if you're streaming to a lot of people, yeah. if you're streaming to a lot of people, because you have like a heavy moral responsibility and then also, i mean, there's the physical toll that it takes. i'm with you, brother. i don't know where you're getting shot from. i don't think you should be too upset about that. holy shit, he's gonna do it with 2hp. guy who buys op despite not knowing where to look.
1:08:12 wait, surgeon that live streams his operations. move please. surgeon that live streams... wait, let me correct it. surgeon that live streams their operations could be peak. okay. i got mine. can i say we literally easily get a double there if my teammate doesn't body block me at the start of the round for absolutely no reason. pushing with awp is insane. that's not pushing. that's where you hold on a site, bro.
1:09:01 source, i'm on my tenth round of anubis. lifetime. the surgeon was he him. yeah, but that one friend who's too woke. the surgeon was only he him because surgery as a profession has a higher incidence of psychopathy, which is a male associated trait. and his name was dr. wu? psychopathy. i'm making it. i'm making it.
1:10:06 same guy who complains about anti intellectualism. tell me why everybody's four favorite movies are like japanese kino and then the last four movies they've all watched have dave bautista in them. like why the fuck are you caping for stuber bro? your favorite movie is rann. pissing me off. okay, okay motherfucker. the motherfucker with the curved eyeballs. chill on bautista. he's done a lot of bullshit. i was taking some heat. well actually i think they left a nice comment but i take that as heat in its own way.
1:10:45 i was taking some heat from someone in the comments. we'll go to their top four. guardians of the galaxy 2 is in there. nah, man, i can't be interfacing with that. i can't be... oh, shit. i can't be replying to that. it's gonna get us both in trouble, obviously. it's aug season, bro. first util buy? it's going to be way worse to play t side because i don't know where i'm going, man.
1:11:28 favorite movie is repo the genetic opera, how old am i? 41 and a huge buffy the vampire slayer poster in your room. that's my bet. that's not an insult by the way. unless you happen to be joss whedon. there's ghosts. there's an invisible person on the enemy team. missed by three years and not a fan of buffy. more of an angel head, okay.
1:12:14 by the way, can i say missed by three years when i accuse you of being 41 means i was right. you can't be off by three years on someone that's 38 to 44 years old. that means i got a bang on. huge, huge, huge. right in their fucking face, bro.
1:12:50 holy shit! he even got stabbed and he just stuck it! that's my king right there. and i say nice try to the enemy. okay, i'm gonna hold bomb, because it's gonna teach me where to go. kind of gotta get drunk at karaoke and sing the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald. actually, i try to pick exclusively like pop songs with broad appeal that don't have long instrumentals. and also, yeah, i was drunk. i was drunk in a few diet cokes maybe. not alcohol. have you seen
1:13:31 bloody nose empty pockets? it's bad for you is what i'm trying to say. what the fuck? how many different angles are there? what a shot man. by the way, i only have nine comments on my bloody nose empty pockets review and one of them is if you like this you should watch this movie. but that means that nobody appreciates my joke about how the movie is about above all things, above all else i should say, making sure that you exit the bar by 2 p.m at all costs.
1:14:22 that movie is a party from about 10 a.m until just after lunch and then the vibes really shift. don't spoil it, they get drunk. fading, fading, good tracking. hope that was a typo. no man at 2 a.m the vibes are fucked up. everyone's trying to fight each other. why would you leave at 2 p.m? because that's before, it's before everybody's shit house drunk bro. i say a lot of words wrong but that one was right.
1:15:14 that's every bar at closing time? yes, that's why i left the story. that's why i left the review that says you have to leave the bar by 2pm! 100 kills on this beast, here we go. motherfucker. what do you think y'all? we take him? i saw his head. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. look at him mvp, i'm mvp. guys, you voted in nubus, so i really need you to carry.
1:16:18 you miss the camaraderie if you leave before midnight. literally, the best vibes that you can have at a bar is one drink with brunch when you're hungover with a bunch of other people who are hungover. the best vibes are not at midnight. the best vibes are when you're halfway through the beer that is saving your hangover. i saw him. dropped. oh, you gotta leave before two? yes. yes, yes, you do. motherfucker, man. motherfucker, bro.
1:17:01 he's coming this way. oh shit. almost had him. best vibes are when the server's bringing your second drink over to the table. could be, could be. you know what the best vibes are? when you spy the server about to come over to you so you drink a bunch of your drink really fast so that they ask if you want another one and you can then go nonchalantly, yeah, yeah, you know what, i will have another one. even though...
1:18:13 hey, where was that guy that killed you? he was right there. that's me with water? that's aspirational, man. that's aspirational. all right, what are we doing here, lads? i mean, you're the fucking anubis experts. you voted for it. now the tigers are eating your fucking face, so what's the big idea? wait, this looks upon that? wait, this is where i got fucking killed from, bro. got him. made him rethink his choices. i'm planting the bomb.
1:19:21 he's planting the bob. you hear that? we fucking won. oh, i guess i should take the ak over the galil, huh? nah, i got three extra kills on this beast, man! holy cow. 3d printer, baby! i can't stop laughing at this looks upon that. why don't that's the type of shit you'd be saying when you play anubis for the first time, like, what the fuck, man? it's the gen x bar?
1:20:20 nah man, goofy ass stream. oh! nah, i don't think so kid, watch this. push with it. literally use it to push. got him. he had to reload guys, he had to reload. i think, was he, he was holding the op like this. like fucking bonnie and clyde type shit. he was holding the op down here. he was, he was doing say hello to my little friend type shit.
1:21:06 muji looking clean. i'm on ironically, i have actually improved my quality of life so much by buying seven copies of the same shirt in different colors. and then just literally, i wear them seven days in a row and then i wash all seven shirts and then i just wear them again. i put them on the drying rack and in my head i hear suburban dogs buy real estate.
1:21:28 i kind of feel like i'm living like a patterson slash old joy style life right now. got him. you're not getting away from that, obviously. i have 30 uniqlo shirts for that exact same reason. why you got 30 shirts, bro? you only got one torso.
1:22:04 fuck off, jim jarmusch. librarian, if that shit had japanese in it, you would be like, oh, this movie's speed. what a perfect slice of life. but because it's american, you think that you're separated from your fellow man. jim jarmusch is coriata. jim jarmusch fucking is terry gilliam. jim jarmusch is jacques demy. is new one so bad? is that the dead don't die or am i like nine years behind the meta? i haven't seen that one. in fact, i think i've seen one jim jarmusch movie in my life and it's ghost dog way of the samurai.
1:22:47 what a shot. it's father, mother, sister, brother? was it like a dr. seuss adaptation? oh shit. follow this guy and take his op. you guys see an enemy at the gates? i'm literally not the only other person that's seen ghost dog. justin has also seen ghost dog and also anybody who watched toonami from like 1999 to 2001 has seen it 50 times.
1:23:31 cuz they were recommended by some like 70 year old dude on a forum to watch it. guaranteed. yeah, bro, someone's got a cover, rito. that's all right. it's probably my bad for being so tall. bro, we saw him. we saw him here. i told you. not him. you flashed me. take the long way home. it's the most you ever lost on a coin toss, buddy. give me the galil. i prefer it. i prefer the galil. heart rate check.
1:25:12 oh, i gotta log in. i don't know. anyone buy op? hard server's offline today. it just defaults to max heart rate. that's bad. that's really bad. good shooting, purple. he saw his shot and he took it. nice try, y'all. never vote anubis again. the workhorse!