Team Vancouver is back y'all (Counter-Strike 2)

Name: Team Vancouver is back y'all (Counter-Strike 2)
Uploaded: 2026-05-09
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0:00 this is a dream come true. caffeine status? caffeinated. heart rate? you should be able to tell your blood pressure with your smartwatch. i don't care if the number's made up. i just want a baseline. i'm at 71 right now. watching nl while claude makes slides for me at work. can i say something? generative ai is a soulless tool to be using, but it's literally morally okay to use it. hey, don't kill me.
0:36 it's morally okay to use it to make slides because slides are not... it's not real. you were not put on this earth to make powerpoint pitch decks to try to solicit investment. you know how i know it's not real work? because i see motherfuckers doing it on airplanes all the time. the only people doing real work on airplanes are literally flight attendants and pilots, i said what i fucking said. okay? you've had it too good for too long.
1:10 now the flight attendants are working their asses off. mogs. guys, there b? there b? there b? guys, i still got some. sometimes it's good just to keep the heart rate up. now imagine how good that grenade would have been if it actually made it in, bro. oh shit, mvp! oh shit.
1:55 powerpoint is so effective at communication, imagine reading memos like it's 1970. dldlguiga, you probably put the cover sheet on your tps report every single time, right? literally, i'm so glad that only a couple of times a year do i have to sit in like a zoom call while someone puts slides on the screen and then reads all the text off the slides.
2:20 the only thing worse than it is when someone presenting the slides is like they think they're actually giving one second i need to concentrate. they think they're giving a ted talk and they start doing like hans rosling style like transitions and animations and stuff like that. i'm like bro what does this say about shareholder value? you guys got this right? i mean i did my part. bombs on the catwalk. i need to uh i need to zoom out my radar as people have been bullying me to do for
3:05 for years now. did you see my fucking reaction time bro? i'm fucking popping! this is crazy man! that felt so good! that felt amazing! holy shit! anyway... d.l. guigo, are you guys handling the spacex ipl? fuck it, we push. we got superior firepower. mogged. i ran out of ammo. they need to give this shit an extended mag.
4:06 it's finals week bro, chill. oh shit it fucking is finals week if you're in college. round lost huh? 99 and 3! 99 and 3. insane. it's finals week if you're not in college? no the fuck it isn't bro. if you're in like canadian high school this is just monday. you don't start your finals till like the first week of june. yeah nice one.
4:55 bro, why are you don't deagle over my shoulder when i got that fucking noob tube watch cat you piece. oh my god oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. nobody's watching cat i'm watching and then you fucking died. you had the audacity to die after oh my god. what are you doing? i'm bouncing on it because of your your misplays. i'm bouncing on it. good job orange. i trust you. come on you see him
5:53 honestly, i would have played that the same way. i can't be mad. i'm a little mad at what our orange was doing there, but... come on, guys. come on. literally, how can i lose with this thing in my hand? what the fuck? now they're gonna know where we are. no fear. that was a tight ass angle, bro. yeah, yeah, do it. yeah, i'm camping there. probably no one here. probably a ghost through the grenade.
6:54 i'm locked in. i'm manufacturing my own vyvanse inside of my own body. like isn't that all that shit is just harvested from like one motherfucker who like produces it naturally, right? like the same way in zombie movies they always find somebody who's like immune to the t virus or whatever. oh good. oh good, they're up cat. now it's my job to clean up the fucking garbage. oh good. oh good. mag 7 retake no armor? then it is a fair fight. embarrassing. embarrassing.
7:49 they extract it from a non binary individual named vincent. pulp fiction reference? imagine. how we doing this? yeah, sorry guys. i got no confidence in this one. i'm gonna buy an explosive grenade. time to check the scoreboard. yep, you got me. i've literally burned so much of their ammo. like ev wise, yeah, i spent 300 on a grenade. they use 90% of their ammo already on a $3,000 gun. did you hear that? we're fucked lads. it's me, huh?
9:29 yowch! whatever, got one. team, i'm gonna need you to fucking nut up. i'm gonna need you to nut up and hold sight, okay? you need a beast like me to hold cap with an awp? i mean, this is a little embarrassing, guys. where are you going? let's see where orange goes. as a bad player, i know bad players love to hold long. i thought for sure he was gonna go long. all right, yellow. get ready to take out the trash here.
10:13 just goes just literally goes somewhere else, man. you're not even looking at anything. you're following behind me like it's the start of enemy at the gates. but they're mollying so we can't get out long? basically, they're scared. okay, i'm gonna help the fella on cat. i got you, playa. yellow, you're my king. purple's also my king. plant your feet. fuck it, op rush. don't miss, don't miss!
11:19 oh, they saw a shadow. where you looking, perp? smart, smart play. enemy purple has killed yellow. i never zoomed out my radar, so i don't know where it is. i think i'm the type of beast that sits car looking here. invisible the cat. only got eight seconds, played the plant. motherfucker. okay, motherfucker. purple, my king. what?
12:16 he's literally moving different. he's literally moving more different than anybody in history. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. i fucked up. 93 in one. this is how we chill from 93 till man. i mean this is, this is really crazy. this is really crazy. you can pistol a guy in this situation. yeah, i hope somebody tells my teammate.
13:04 i already did my part. i think our green got killed tunnels, which means i don't want to peek tunnels. i want... yep. whoa! bombs long, y'all. shit. shit. let's take cat yellow. the double oppers. we win these. we literally win these. pretty much 100% a result of my behavior, if i might say so myself. huge.
14:14 almost killed yourself? nah, nah, i don't think so. not after a round like that. there's been, i mean, after that one one on inferno where i missed the awp point blank when he was defusing. that one maybe, but i think we did pretty well on that one to be honest with you. are you sniping mid or not? you sniping mid so i go.
14:48 i'm literally so fucking speedy. it might be like nine seconds before they get to tons. they crossed. oh! got him! bro died with his shoes on. just checking. bomb. bomb. bomb, bomb. bomb. bomb. is there a bomb? they're in tunnels, y'all. i just literally didn't think they could be there. i thought the bomb was in there. don't type girl... when i make a mistake. look, i got... i'm 12 and 2, man!
15:51 let my teammates get a kill for once. ron, sorry, i was all tapped into discord. glazing getting mvp again. there we go. deathmatch mentality? life's a deathmatch, bro. realizing the realism of life in actuality. fuck who's the baddest, that person's status depends on salary type shit. i'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it. that's all i'm trying to say. that's all i'm trying to say and you hate me for it?
16:59 how you doing, yellow? yellow still got the op. we love to see that. reference to reference? that was life's a bitch by nas. track 7 off of illmatic. it's literally track 3. i must have had a director's cut. i got it from a website that offers director's cuts. yellow! bello! they literally will never come b. i need to learn the last name of vasily from enemy at the gates so i can reference him. they will never come b because vasily is here.
17:52 zaytsev, so true. they planted a y'all. fuck it. they'll never expect this. we got to go fast. they got me. yep. thank you for the assist. what a shot! two more. holy shit, he's actually insane. oh my god. nicest try i've ever seen. literally the nicest try i've ever seen.
18:59 why do you play with bomb music turned off? i literally have bomb music on right now. can't you hear it? it's bell and sebastian's if you're feeling sinister. the album! not the track, the album. nah, we don't need it. nice miss. why don't we just call a time out in the hockey game because roberto luongo is gonna poop his pants. okay, nah bro. we got 20,000 fans here in the stadium. shake your pants and then lose 4 0. this is the way. i'm waiting.
19:52 okay, if you're gonna cover there, then i'll go die where yellow died. and then you're gonna abandon your post. i'm a genius. literally worth it. literally worth it. one on one. you can do this, purple. how many ops you got? bro, look at the... i'm sorry. don't mean to, you know, put this evil on anybody. interesting.
20:53 my king! well played, man. well played. they shall rue the day. t sided map, right? it's harder to op on t side though. where we going, y'all? b. let's go b. all flash. pool our money, let's get one galil. one's coming, but it don't matter.
21:58 put a dollar in the kitty. okay, can somebody explain to me how he's not dead? don't the room look pretty? tonight when we slay the dragon, when it's done we'll throw down a cherry sign. this is an nt situation. you'd kind of let green get a 4k. that's got to sting.
22:38 never mind, we won. mvp, gpv, gpv, is everybody ready to rock? you know what i'm talking about? six, seven, bro, what a great round. not really, you guys don't know propeller by guided by voices? yeah, let's go a. nah, you should, in my opinion, it's the best guided by voices album, to be honest with you.
23:15 i mean there's alien lanes and b thousand also up there, don't get me wrong. shut the fuck up about do the collapse. me next? alright we out here. move motherfucker! isn't the rule at gbv the worse recording the album is the better it is? yes. the lower the phi the higher the pods. i literally did my part. well, i gotta make a fucking move.
24:29 okay, yeah, just body block me when i'm crossing. i'm gonna do something i fucking regret. oh, why would you body block me while i'm crossing? fuck it, entry frag. literally left a piece of him in the sand. like lawrence of arabia. jesus christ. jesus christ.
25:19 ooh, get me away from here, i'm dying sing me a song to set me free nobody does it like they used to so it may as well be me here on my own now after hours they never love me till i write might as well be us! yep, you got me. it's called a wallbang, sweetheart. i literally your name disappeared with the sand. you're lucky you're not dead.
25:54 okay, my gun, obviously. i fucking earned that. who's next? yeah, obviously i'm not gonna push that. play bomb, bro. oh, there's only one fella. what do we care then? huge. and then steal us off. and then maybe buy armor and then get two picks mid. easy mode. the ev on that round went crazy. the gold graph's gonna be insane.
27:05 yep. yep. yeah, really, really crazy idea. bro, you might you might be... you might be on borrowed time. you might be cruisin' for a bruisin' on that one. thought i saw a fella right there. yeah, i'm not getting shot in the back. sorry. saw one? sike? alright. why are you entry op? it's all we got, man! there nobody else is doing anything! nobody else is doing anything!
27:53 they're just, they're running down mid blocking the awp angle and then winning the round single handedly. i'm literally buying awp. i'm buying awp and holding bomb. seems like they're doing stuff. yeah, yeah, they got a lot of gravity assists. don't. bro, bro. hey, hey. i'll take some responsibility for that one. that was really good shooting actually. they don't trust you with the awp? i mean just running down mid, smoking tons kind of crazy man. but you know what, maybe they're all in a discord call together.
29:01 talking about how much they love the newest jason momoa movie. which one's that? i don't know, but i can tell you where it is. that shit's got prime video written all over it. they're having more fun than you still? they literally have delusions that they're gonna go pro. they are having no fun. yeah, let's, now that nobody's got an op, let's not block mid. let's do this. literally, i've never seen anybody there. i applaud him for his ingenuity. what happened to purple?
30:17 why does prime video produce so much mid? can i say something controversial that reflects poorly on my fellow man? i think it's because people keep watching it. like the average letterboxed user's feed is like
30:37 20% the best movies ever made and then for some reason like 80% one and a half star out of five garbage that they're watching just to be part of the conversation even though the conversation is just this thing sucked like i sort of don't understand i don't understand the desire. shit we out here man. get the fella i'm dead. that was a really good grenade honestly.
31:16 we we had the sight! what happened? it all what happened, man? you wouldn't understand the experience of watching pure slop after work? buddy, i'm making pure slop during work! what am i doing here, man? orange, give me a gravity assist. watch tons? i need you to be watching the tunnels? we catch him on the lurk from cat to tons. he fell.
32:15 he fell so we push. yeah, i'm not doing that. nice try. can you move? i'm getting my steps in. let's make a move, brother. good shot, purple. shot a body. good shot, purple. we're gonna net bomb, y'all. the lurkler. the bait ler. what the fuck am i gonna do when i'm watching our hero balthazar? more moral ruminating? i mean, brother, you could at least be watching some peak slop. you could be watching point break. you don't have to watch, like, you know, balls deep or whatever the fuck that josh gad movie's called.
33:19 because if you keep watching it, they're going to keep making it, man. gross point blank. gross point blank pretty good. hell of a round. it's called the wrecking crew with dave bautista and jason momoa. i got to see that, man. i got to see that. let's do this, guys. let's do this, chums. what do you think? two flashbangs out long? follow me. go, go, go! literally peak flash. okay, now we're afraid. now we're afraid, so i flash again and it's pure chaos. let's go.
34:27 fantastic. what is this? somebody tell me what this is. i got a fucking kill. lose all your bullets. fireworks. only pitbull fans will understand. shit. oh, that's bad. that's worse. fair enough. good game guys. good game. let me never see you around here ever again. see you in... is kory live?
35:57 i never know because his title is always like, his discord status is always like, it's tuesday. he is? is he playing the last caretaker? the accounts with great top four and only slop recent reviews is that nine times out of ten they're film critics and have already watched most of the kino movies you're watching for the first time and just want to watch some stupid bullshit instead of sans soleil for the fifth time or they get paid to review slop. yeah bro, everybody on letterboxd who watches slop is a professional film critic. 100%.
36:47 alan, come on here. this is the it's the most cope i've ever seen in my entire life. i think the truth of the matter is that the median letterbox user looks at watching five star movies as eating their vegetables and after they finish eating their vegetables, they're like, oh good, now i've got a little bit of slack so i can watch five movies that are slop. i think they go, oh, i watched a movie that required a little bit of emotional work and introspection. now i can watch a bunch of shit where i can just turn my brain off.
37:20 a lovely momo. lovely momo, we love her. where's she? she's got a higher value net worth for counter strike inventory than the streamer known as northernlion for some reason. your sense of what's good is out of touch though. you're too reddit. bro, i haven't even seen project hail mary. you're the one telling me to see project hail mary. last movie i watched was permanent vacation by jim jarmusch. it was
38:05 a waste of your time. i know a lot of you watch movies because i have watched them and then you want to feel like you're going to get the references. do not watch permanent vacation by jim jarmusch. it is not worth your time. he gets, he makes movies that are worth your time. that one is not worth your time. go watch ghost dog, way of the samurai instead. the things that pass for knowledge i can't understand. yeah, phil, your steely dan posting.
38:39 are you reeling in the years? i still think it, imo, reeling in the years first rap song. first rap song ever made. what's new on the criterion collection this month? caribbean rebel cinema, 80s, wait, 60s movies and their 80s remakes. office romance films, three films by a japanese american filmmaker i can't remember the name of but one of them is on the watch list. k on, yes, k on the movie is on there as well.
39:39 have you watched secretary? my fiance wants to watch it tonight. i've never heard of it. ex saint jude, stay. i hope you're... start drinking your water right now. get... eat a big lunch. gotta have a couple glasses of water right now. because you and mj are gonna have a hell of a time! hello. hello. hello. as i'm booting the game. no warm up. favorite calm, feel or movie?
40:30 sorry? favorite movie starring colm feore? i'm gonna have to look up who that is. you're gonna, when you see him, you're gonna be like, oh that guy. colin, how do you spell feore? not colin. oh, sorry, colm? colm, see it's spelled the way it said. c o l m f e o r e, colm feore. who is this guy? hello! hello! hello. he looks like a guy who always plays a bad guy. well, he's very nuanced. he does play a bad guy in chronicles of riddick.
41:03 he plays the leader of the alien invaders. is glenn gould a bad guy in 32 short films about glenn gould? i have to think about it. oh damn, kate you joined the game and now your avatar is taking notes. that's the discord setting. i never turned it off but it was off when i was not in a discord call. that's crazy tech. yeah man, you can make it smaller. you can make it bigger. where are you seeing this?
41:38 oh, kory, kory, kory, my good old 40 year old friend. welcome to the new pick. kory, kory. where do you see it? kory's birth decade starts with an eight. we love him, but his birth decade starts with an eight. doesn't it, people? so does mine, but it's a bigger number. it's a bigger number. if you were to subtract my birth year from kory's birth year, you would end up with a negative number.
42:09 i'm looking at all the movies this guy's been in. you've never seen bonk hop bad cop 2? no, there's a couple in here i've definitely seen but i don't, i mean like face off but the insider, truman. comfior is in fucking, he's in face off? i've seen face off like five times. i guess all five times were before i knew that comfior was like an individual. yeah, he was in the wrong guy with uh
42:44 billy eilish dave foley i'm the wrong guy that's pretty good i didn't get any answer about where to see this kate taking notes icon by the way i saved you that's the discord link i think i linked it to you maybe last week and then you can it's a web source so you just need to copy the url onto the obs
43:13 and then you can see it. hey, can i get a large chrome with extra web source, please? you don't like that one? jesus christ. he's trying to get how to order subway as a broke person. and i think it's in the same theme of... i really like a guy with no money ordering subway. oh, he knows his smoke. good flash. thank you, sir. one's doors. he doinked me. i'm too doinked. you have the bomb, corey.
43:53 got one. no, i don't. oh, wait, that's blue. oh, still whatever, i got mine. tunnels, tunnels. what a shot, kory. we gotta get you on the op, brother. we gotta get him on the op. see, he's back to op again. and you know that he'll be back. return of the mac. return of the mac 10, baby. mac 10, baby. mac 10 pro, baby. let's go out a with a double flashbang.
44:39 long? yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. i mean obviously you first though. they smoked? crazy smoke. that's the weirdest smoke i've ever seen. i'm flashing over top. ones on site, yeah. car dead. elevator, elevator, cat. the hell is elevator, man? yeah. elevator, sorry, i'll i'm insane. let's plant. i'm watching cat. i'm watching the catwalk. elevator's right behind that middle set of boxes, like that little corner there. oh, like
45:34 to the right. yeah, yeah, that little cut out there with people standing in that corner. they call that elevator for some reason. how'd they get awp already, man? i bet that guy is just hiding. they had awp? nah, it's just scout. oh, oh, i was like... i don't wanna die. go in the pit. oh, you're too far away. you just run. knife out, run! oh shit, there's a guy. oh no, oh no, no! what the fuck? at least you died before the bomb.
46:14 you know what? i'm glad my wife got mvp for that one even though i got three kills. what was that bm? that's kind of bm. you probably scared him as much as he scared you. i don't get a lot of three kill rounds, so... oh, you're talking about i see kate. i see, i see. he was bming me as usual. i got scout doinked. hopefully smoked doors. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's not a great one.
46:50 oh, i almost had him too. there's that guy with a shotgun right outside, kate, by the blue barrel. oh my god. oh, fuck. i gotta lock in. i'm not paying attention. oh, he can do it. he can do it. the rare muffin man. he's on perennial. bro's on ficus. he's camping ficus. the way you said perennial made me think... i just thought like... perineal. the new millennium. oh, excuse me. perenium.
47:35 saving? yeah. yeah, but get my awp after i die mid. awping. oh shit! i'm doing zero buy. what the fuck? i'm doing zero buy. they gave me... don't body block me. ak? got him. oh my god. he flashed me. yeah, they flashed out doors, i think. two down. ooh! whack a mole. one cross to ct spawn. yeah, one's on a site. i think that's... he's in nutter. last one's on site, right?
48:35 good round. let's go. oh, i thought i could plant the bomb if i went fast. all right. wait, did you buy it? did you buy it, corey? no, i don't have money for that. ouch! ouch, my head. that really hurt. charlie, charlie headshot me. charlie headshot me. ouch, charlie. that smoke is not working for me. and you know that i'll be back. what a wacky smoke.
49:27 one more on site. how was my fire? how was my fire? good. oh, there's one more long one spawn to oh he got me he's coming up ramp. oh, he's like a little fish good shoot nice good shooting dude this mouse this mouse is good, right? it's good dude oh my gosh, i you know, honestly, i think that's for you the wife lottery honestly the bomb new mouse
50:17 sorry, kory. kory, you can't even buy this mouse even if you want to. it sold out everywhere. my mouse is sold out too. how does that make you feel? i got the bomb, yo. shit. kory tanked it like a champ. kory kind of runs these streets. one up here. hold on. oops. still one there. on site.
51:07 oh my god, you lit our guy on fire. well he fucking jumped like a psycho so... spawn spawn spawn spawn. i'll watch longa. you're watching cat, kate? yeah, i don't know what this is. this corner is cat or short. this one right here. yeah yeah, i'll watch ct. bombing those children! oh he's lit, he's lit. i'm gonna die right, it's gonna be funny.
51:57 oh no, i'll be fine. no, i'm not dead. he was right, it was funny. it was. 6 hp. one cross to the b side. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. oh no. scrotum, my awp is down. get purple, get my awp, kory, get my awp. you can be the king that is chosen. which way are we going, kory? we can go cat. or not. you got this, brother. i've never used this gun. you got this.
52:52 see? that's not your fault. that's not an awp situation. i shouldn't have pushed it, i guess. no, no, no. you had to do something, right? you're t side. you gotta do something. yeah, they'll probably come to you. you got this. they'll probably come to him. we at least got a kill to do with the scout. like, he's just pissing me off. it's like he's got safety scissors and he's doing laps around me in arts and crafts. every time i see this guy's name, i think it's rumble muffin.
53:38 rumble muffin kind of blew with it. rare muffin man. rare muffin man. always return to the scene of the crime. i wonder what his thoughts are right now. i imagine something like this. so in case that guy was around, was there, he would have shot him in the ankle. literally john wick actually does that in one of the john wick movies. yeah. yeah.
54:29 he shoots his toe and then the dude goes, oh! and when he bends over to grab his foot, then he shoots him in the top of the head. like the top through the bottom. head eyes. one crossed. how does that miss in today's world? in today's world, how does that miss? two crossed. oh, one cat. what? that crazy? goodnight, y'all. that guy likes cat. i do like cat. john wick. i'm checking how many bullets i have left in this.
55:21 the gun looks back the fuck? shooting gallery type shit? i don't like that. checking my bullets. six bullets. oh no. three bullets, three bullets. my dog, i gotta save my dog. oh! one bullet. one bullet, i gotta save my dog. oh two bullets. okay, here we go. coming this way. just kidding motherfucker. my dog. this is for my dog. ah shit. fuck it.
56:05 oh, i need a pirate coin. i need a pirate coin so i can go to the surgeon. i don't think john wick sounds like that at all. no, this is john wick getting back shots, i think. this is audible. that one's pretty good though. this is audible. anyone else get ptsd? no. was that like an ad? that's what they say when you start a book on audible. oh, that smoke did not work. what the fuck?
56:46 there's literally always a guy on cat now. okay, watch this. line this beast up. close your eyes. good trade, good trade. corey at catwalk. one on cat. yeah, one on cat. corey at catwalk. he grenade threw a damn... threw a copy of thriller at him. one's long. terrible shooting. good try. corey, that was good, man. ain't nothing wrong with that. oh my god, i think i hit him. oh, it says i hit him 34.
57:38 i got the morning nerves too. what is morning nerves? i'm like not warmed up. i'm still like scary. is that like what you get when you're 40 years old? kate, i'm literally like two years away. that's heart palpitations, i think. and like an increased risk for colorectal cancer, but the doctors don't take it seriously enough to actually like pay for your screening. correct. oh, i think they're pushing mid. oh shit. yeah, let's look then.
58:09 you know, squeaks and ludwig said they don't want to get that checked up because they don't want to turn gay. oh, yep, popping mid. i mean, that is what happened to me. damn. it didn't help that they described the sedative as like having a couple glasses of wine. the sedative's kind of like poppers.
58:42 uh, one's spawn, kate. like, go with it. oh, there's two! there's two! oh, shit, there's two. i really thought i had them. long, long, long. nice try. the other one's ct. long and ct, i guess. ct, okay. oh! n cat. i don't know where that guy came from. crazy crosshair placement, man. that was good. yeah, game over anyway they can't get it?
59:16 damn. what did i hit him with, man? wow wow wow real man. borat? yeah yeah yeah yeah. borat? no. borat. borat. what are we doing, playing picks again? i kind of like to go out mid and die immediately. or not mid, sorry, long. i like to swallow an incendiary grenade, go long, and then get headshot immediately.
59:55 bro, i am fucking these smokes up something fierce. did that land up there again? yeah, my god. quick claw up in, man. hey, can you watch behind us? i think there's gonna be a flank. kory, kory should watch. i'm watching. scout on sight. oh my god. oh no. that's really not ideal. 1v5? what the fuck happened? what the fuck? they ain't kory. oh shit. they ain't kory, dude. they ain't kory.
1:00:40 i'd love to know the reason for that. i think he's just mad that we all died and you lived. like you should have been there dying with us. holy shit. dude, you scared him so much you put his gun away. that's so funny. putting up the vote kick for... alright, i'm all in guys. i don't know what that like, what's that even? are you guys all broke as fuck? yeah, let's rush b. we did not do...
1:01:21 wonderful econ work this time. they know you're bald. they hate bald people. they do well. they've got to keep ryan be rush baby. no one's here door door. there's one here. there's one here. i lied on on site. yeah, i got overstimulated oh off outside plant money plant money, baby. he's in sight already oh
1:02:12 well, i planted. you sweats. we win pistol round and then it's 6 7. you ever think about that? actually, if anybody wins pistol round is 6 7, i guess. also, ct side is way easier. ct side is incentivized camping. alright, i'm gonna go b. i'll also go b with you, kory. i'm gonna throw a grenade down the tunnel and get 30 damage times 5. yes, sir.
1:02:43 my damage is 69. damn. or 600. i was gonna say, i hope it's more than that. we shouldn't count for the zeros. it's always gonna be zero at the end anyway. three, oh yeah. i think it's gonna be a. i'll rotate. i'll rotate. cat looks clean to me. i'm gonna try cat then. that's not clean. there was a fella there lurking. anticipating. good shooting, kade.
1:03:25 oh, one now ct. yeah, ct irl zoom. god damn it. they might go be but like, fuck it, bro. they might just not plant people with adhd sometimes have a disorganized sense of time. it's true. oh, they're in spawn kory careful. he's gonna do it.
1:04:25 my god, holy shit. he is the one he's the chosen one. i think you did it. that's actually huge man. that mug is not shaking. i swear when i took a sip from my coffee that mug wasn't shaking. dennis nedry. dennis nedry ass. guys, guys, i got my gun. always wussy pussy.
1:04:54 oh shit. okay, i'm gonna run a long. seems like they don't appreciate my gun. it's a great gun. one of the best. we love it. corey, holy. they are long. maybe still spawn side. holy shit. holy shit, man. i didn't do anything. i didn't even shoot. who's got the obama impression? anyone here got an obama impression? kate, let me be clear. that's not...
1:05:35 we love you barack. everybody loves you barack. you inspired me to get into politics. some people said i do it better. i don't believe them. it's hard to be better than the best. i'm gonna smoke. huge. yeah. that's terrible smoke. no, no, it's not because i can see over the top. faded too. are they all b? two dead b. it could be mid too. no one's looking mid. where are our other two guys?
1:06:25 the cross faded in tunnels the last two of the last ones are in the tunnels kate you're holding a beautiful angle corey's coming up from tunnels. they've taken the bomb back through the t site back through spawn rotated rotated 360 degrees and moonwalked today fuck the last one's cat kate above you yep, what? oh
1:07:16 your little toes. lethal shot in the knee. my toe, my toe. my toe, my toe. ninja turtles, turtles in time. cat is upstairs, right? yeah, directly above us. yep, yep, yep, yep. i'm going to op the mid. okay, i guess i'm gonna go b, because everybody went a. w corey, w rotate. mid is completely clean. they threw some util over b. oh, shit. i'll rotate.
1:07:54 they smoked one b. if you just keep watching mid though. oh, i think there's one long. one was like spawn. two a long for sure. i don't know what our two other guys are playing most of the time. oh shit, double doors. there's two double doors. literally this is my bad if i die so i'm clutching up. they got out there. kory watch double doors. you're in a world of hurt brother. huge. one at the cat. one at cat. bomb down up here. one is at a.
1:08:42 okay, he's gonna come to get bomb. they're one or two spawn. our spawn. ct spawn. yeah, ct spawn. no, that's good. it'll scare him away. they probably have a disorganized sense of time. good rotate. oh, i didn't see that. what the fuck? bro was hiding wicker. i swear i didn't hit my space bar. he's crouched wicker. my dude jumped. saving. we can. or buy for next. yeah, buy for next. alright, i'm a.
1:09:44 damn, your knife was like a fucking plutonium rod in your hands, man. yes, sir bro, what are you doing? muffin man's a fucking crazy individual dude. okay, he went all the way out. he went all the way out eight doors okay, cats clean for now. kate's clicking heads at b. oh, they're third third b third b alright, literally he's hit for 97 huge round guys huge round. oh
1:10:33 fuck, what'd i do? get my gun! get my gun, kory! get my gun behind you! on the left! yes! kory, that was kinda awesome. i think you kinda you scared him, you scared him. he was like, oh shit, this guy doesn't even need a gun. i thought i had u til. you were slicing the bullets out of the way, like a fucking blind swordsman zatoshi. i went to throw u til, realized i only had a knife. is that oichi? well, i was talking about a different guy.
1:11:09 bro this guy's a long play is fucking crazy. i saw one there, kate. no one saw that blue? very good incendiary. was that long? that wasn't our b boy, right? nah, b's okay. there's one in the corner of tunnels. the back left corner.
1:11:43 they've thrown an incendiary. i think he just had $600 too many. he didn't really know what to do with his cash. they've crossed back. they're crossing back and forth. they're trolling, which is understandable. okay, that's why you don't just cross back and forth. i literally was looking at chad while i headshot you. let's go through the tunnel and then to the mid. i'm gonna go through spawn, but i like the... one on cat, he's dinked. two cat. oh, fuck! cat with an op. yeah.
1:12:21 and i think he's on the catwalk. let's let's crouch walk and i'm gonna wide swing it by planting out. he's wicker. he's wicker basket right there. good try. good try. good try. really good try planted your feet. wicker man. well, we can can we buy or should we buy for next? i literally don't. i think money management at my rank is fake. i buy the best gun i can afford every round. i even replace my op sometimes.
1:13:10 okay, i bounced a grenade off of a man's head in the long doors. you should get a bonus. i have the first recorded grenade headshot in counter strike history. oh, he's awping somewhere. okay, killed awp and died immediately and that guy probably has awp now. i don't know. you're basically at the top of long or top of spawn. i think you can just run, kate. you said at the spawn. yeah, like to your left here. you might be going through long doors or up cat now.
1:14:11 so i would say cat, yeah. he didn't pick up op. he could go b too honestly. you hear him? i heard he was crunching. he was eating like, shit he's b. someone was eating sunflower seeds. he's window, window. can i get a check on that one? can i get a sound check on that one? i think someone was eating sun chips. it went off his trapezius muscle. it went off of what? it went off his trapezius muscle, like his collarbone.
1:15:01 oh my god. went off his collarbone. yeah, that's the trapezius muscle. more or less. what do you want me to say? went off his collarbone? i didn't. the bro's been doing hella shrugs, man. sounds like a long joint. nah, nah, nah. i was just shooting. there's a person here at b. smoke. he's coming out. it's gonna be scary for him. oh, he's going to the mid. op suicide. oh, fuck. i put the team on my back. he's going to mid. yeah. i think we have to rotate to a.
1:15:54 i got long covered. we could use some help cat. i'm sure. oh, still op cat. good kate. they're planting. they're planting. watch wicker. okay. i think you can defuse. what's the key? i'll make noise. the noise is too quiet. the noise is too quiet. yes. oh my god. oh my god. he's going to be mad. we often. okay. if you hit e on the gun, you'll pick it up to.
1:16:48 hopping mid hopping mid i'll be hopping mid sure let's have four people go the same way was i'm just playing spawns whoa see i'm back to up the me i'm gonna pull off one should stay just in case yeah kate said i got you go you go. i'll say iron joe long
1:17:36 and cat. oh shit. i don't know one of our dudes just runs out every round and dies. there's two at least. yep. one car, one planting. i gotta go up through cat but i'm probably gonna die. i'm peeking wicker instantly. oh god he was below wicker. oh what the fuck is that? they were two of them. he was below wicker. smart play on his part yeah i can't really be mad. oh my god.
1:18:20 yeah, we're broke as fuck. this is a full save. finally they gave me the good spawn. let's see if our guy dies up long again. i'm just running at him, kate. easiest kill in history. no one's beat. fuck is that, man? i'll go through their spawn. one cat. one blue. get him. i killed him with a pistol. there's too long. there's too long. bomb down. bomb down. bomb down. oh, it's kate. the bomb's down right in front of you. huge. huge.
1:19:15 they were long, so yeah, right there, careful. huge. there were two as well, so i think he's, yeah, i would check the doors too. in front of you, in front of you. i damaged him 39. he damaged me six but i died. you were carrying this tough one y'all. okay, i'm watching where people go this time. okay, we got to be he's going up here. i'm literally gonna camp double doors with a shotgun.
1:20:06 i sounds like long ones cat. good anymore. and blues up cat man. yeah, dude every round this guy just like it worked that time but he's been like, i guess they were on econ to somehow. okay, i got i got full on be spawn here. i got the greatest long spawn of all time. we're pushing long. okay, they smoked be to you want to anchor they just flashed out.
1:21:13 another one more come on. be forced to go long for some reason. all right, kate, you watch that. what? that's through the wall. would you die? mid doors. all a everywhere on a nice try. nice try. it's so crazy when you go around the corner and all the dudes appear at the same time.
1:22:14 yeah. you breach at exactly the wrong angle and you're like, your brain just gets overloaded. yep. literally, blue's fault.