I may have gone a little overboard here (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 part of the stream anyway and then i was surprised to see that it got copyrighted yesterday when i didn't sing a song and i was like wait what and then it was just uh like the mvp music. it's funny because like singing literally like
0:20 is part of the thing that like you can do right like you can do covers and stuff yeah yeah but you cannot make um you cannot monetize your videos uh and um also depends on the music it blocks like the people in certain areas cannot watch my video i literally thought parro not parody but i thought covers were not covered by fair use i'm i may pivot my whole channel there is a scuba diver
0:52 in our team. what the fuck? dude. scoobasteve! wait, this is philipa soo. this is philipa soo, bro! look at his knife. this is eliza schuyler! the hip hop's bigger on this person because they got an oxygen tank on the back. bro, why aren't you freaking out? that's eliza schuyler from hamilton!
1:15 eliza! i don't know who you're talking about so i can't. why? you know he never watched hamilton? that's true. corey, you would love it. you have a cup of this sin. okay, let's doo doo doo. how does a bastard orphan democrat from puerto rico go on to win a duel against a guy who is not throwing away my shot? shot. i'm not throwing away my shot. i don't have a dollar in my name, an acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame.
1:44 holy shit. he spit it dude! let's go! i hate musicals so much. i forgot we were playing video games. i was actually, so i was just vibing. i used to think that i hated musicals and then i realized that every single one i watch i'm like what the fuck this is awesome. someone squeaky? he fucking closed squeaky on me bro. he dead? oh, mini? faded. kidney shot? headshot? who's next? he's come, he's fragging.
2:22 i heard him step on top of me. he's stepping on top of me. okay. we go. never mind. there be, there be, there be. they must have gotten ramped. you go that way. i'm breaching other side. oh damn, that was a good shot. one's ramped. oh, he's boxed! can we do? oh, he's rafters above you, kate. oh shit. yes! there it is. yes! she fucking got it. she fucking got it. let's go. sigby hamilton! sigby hamilton!
3:04 i was trying to think of something was it hamilton's like everybody loved it and now everyone hates it everybody like us still love it online people who have not seen it think it sucks now. i will acknowledge it is corny. it's obviously corn yeah, but it is awesome. it's so awesome. i love it. i'm not i'm not scared to say it. i
3:31 i was like every time i watch a musical i'm like damn this is like the best movie i've ever seen. there's like some shit outside one came through squeaky already. how expensive is this scuba diver? too dead squeaky. outside heavy i think. we're flanking. one mini. i'm playing a hyper aggressive style. yeah one mini. you guys are awesome you guys are actually awesome. perfect shot. anyway, corey have you seen chicago? uh no.
4:18 i don't like most musicals. there's a few. it just doesn't appeal to me. i don't like the music. you don't like music and you listen to perry songs about like cock and balls and boobs? huh?
4:44 actually most of kory's media share is buddy holly by weezer, but shifted by like four bars so that the music and the lyrics are not lining up right. i think they're going lower again. i feel like none of our team is watching lower. no, i was! i was at the ramp. where was that ryan? that was secret. he got me on secret stairs. oh shit. you got this kate. teammates on single door. oh shit, that's gonna hit.
5:33 nice, nice kill. there was one back. yep. yep. might be left as well. literally you suffered because your vision was too good. if your eyes were worse, you wouldn't have been flashed on your peripheral vision like that. i'm literally opting outside. he's a wife guy. lin manuel miranda or me? you. i don't know anything about lin manuel. i don't know why anyone else is a wife guy. i got the best wife. that's where you're supposed to go. aww. i think everyone knows.
6:14 got one outside. i feel like there'd be some people that would really disagree. nothing against kate, but probably, you know, they gotta stick up for their own wife. uh, i've dropped an awp in the garage. they go on silo and mini every time it looks like. so far. oh my god. top of mini? yep. one lobby. there i come in vent. where does the vent come out to? that door you were looking at already. those stairs. yeah. yeah. there they are. good kill. nice. good kill. that was bomb too. you're the last one. it's 1v1. oh fuck.
7:10 scared that guy i'm gonna miss everybody i'm not going maybe i'll go out. i don't know maybe i'll go outside and look at the silo they just they jump silo to top of mini. it seems like every round. oh three. it's a common play for sure not going outside. i'm going to ramp free molotov
7:46 my bad, there wasn't anyone there. they're on econ? deagle outside? alright. okay. oh, almost killed you. two down? hell yeah. where were they? uh, just sitting squeaky. crouched at the squeaky door. top of mini, maybe? confirmed not confirmed. i don't know what i'm talking about. that sounds lower. he's secret. secret, secret. two down secret. b site. i'm camping the kade angle. they could have gone up, maybe? i don't know.
8:47 sorry, we'll retake through heaven. yeah, they must be up. i'm not leaving yet. either way is weird. no? god, my face is so itchy, man. yeah, they're up. how did you hear me? i was crouching! they're a. i gotta be quick. they would probably expect you there. were they in heaven when they killed you? no, they were down. oh! what if they thought the gun was a flash?
9:45 you know? who knows? what if ninja had a low taper fade? i am broke. i can't do shit. ninja? like... the streamer? it's just something i invented myself. squeaky? they blew up squeaky? oh, they're a silo? nice, ryan. got mine. he was alive. near mini, i think? i did some fucking damage. i did some fucking damage there. i'm dead though. i died, uh... tropy. i hear them going ramp. yep, and one is at vent.
10:45 sylo again. oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
11:28 he tried. had to do something, yeah. at least he didn't save nova. man, first game of the day nuke is tough. bro, i'm fucking, i'm, my first game of the day is my best game. every time. every time. i feel like they never come around. it's so funny, yesterday ryan was like, my hand is shaking, my hand is shaking. i couldn't open the sushi bro. they've blown up squeaky. they've thrown fire at squeaky and burned me? two ramp, two ramp. what are you trying to get, boy? two ramp? okay. what the fuck? mini?
12:19 one down. miniature. one going down the ramp. they'll be flanking behind us in like 15 seconds, kory. they smoked the ramp, be careful. he was just here. that's why you check your corners. good trade, kory. i'm not sure if it was the last one, but one was mini. 30 seconds ago. i'll call him for your teammate. he's on yellow sticker. what? he's on barcode. he's watching barcode. he's mind flooding me.
13:04 he is looking at the barcode. oh shit, he's awake again. okay, your teammate is looking outside and they see nothing. that guy's kind of crazy. what are we doing? he went afk. dude, to expect someone to queue in a video game and not leave their pc every like eight to nine minutes is obviously unacceptable. what is he doing? do you want to need rush since they have to plant the bomb? i think the opposite. he should slow play because they have to plant.
13:37 yeah don't look around bro there was like an optical illusion when he opened that door oh he planted upstairs he planted up why is he going so slow like it was like it zoomed in on his on his model or something all right guys we got this it's peter griffin jr no they're not they're not viping at all no i mean it like maybe it's their first time he's named he's named chris oh i see
14:12 so true. little family guy joke for you. yeah. nobody told me how expensive the scuba diver set is. someone in my chat said. do you remember? nope. oh my god. they're out squeaky! squeaky open. oh my god, that guy is crazy. fastest i've ever gone up the ladder. vince, good job orange. four guys outside he said. four guys outside? oh my gosh, i broke my leg. you should go down ramp, ryan. or go down, sorry, uh, vent.
15:03 i'm stupid. okay, maybe not. thanks kory. thanks for that. hey, come on the timing on that. good advice. you know, i'm gonna play my own round next time. it's not your fault. i'm gonna play my own round. is it a? was it a? no, they would be. how do you get there? how do you get on top of that? you go up the... yeah, yeah. there's a way. i have to silo? you go up silo. yeah, yeah.
15:33 god, i fucked up the jump. i'm an op ed out riot on this one. i always fuck up the jump. i still cannot get it. you have to, like, knife out crouch jump. that's what i do when i keep falling. eat shit. he's on silo again. he jumped out onto mini. how does that not kill? and also how does that kill? that's a crazy shot. there's an op down in garage. green took my op. good, good, good, good. no, green is holding a scout. wait, it's fucking working. oh my god.
16:19 oh my god. you got this. she fucking did it. look at this. i fucking did it. dude, we got their carry. is bomb down here? yeah, bomb's behind the red. okay. huge. oh, he's on a. oh my god, what the fuck are you kidding me? great trade. he did one damage to you but now you know where he is. he has to come out. i'm changing my gun. he's in mini. uh yeah, other side of that. your teammate did some damage to him for sure.
17:09 i would just watch the bomb. i got free gone. i love free shit. i think this guy is spiritual. then easily. this is his garden skin is like orange. i heart skins. yeah. my god. i'm rushing. i have to play agro. my god. every time i get through so fast. good trade. good trade. good trade. nice. one ramp.
18:01 he's hurt, he's hurt. one ramp. one peck. what a shot, holy shit. that guy's the one that little... yeah yeah yeah. the lot of... 86 scene 3, that's not too bad, man. broke out the gloves and everything, holy cow! honestly, cs is kinda crazy if you play an aggressive style. and by aggressive style i mean sprinting everywhere. oh wait, it's $80, $100 canadian? for scuba steve? yeah, the scuba. i'd say that's worth.
18:39 oh, it's so... it got a customized voice line too. i fell and broke my leg. at least one more ramp. we killed one ramp. oh, good job. one more. got it, got it. is there another one? my bad, y'all. yeah, there's another one. one more. you got him on the flank. he's trophy. i don't know if you need an entry frag on ct side, but it's kind of the role i've chosen for myself. i guess if you cover that angle, kade.
19:26 i'll be orange for you. orange is looking mini from squeaky. orange is playing on the highest sensitivity i've ever seen. they have peaked vent and seen nothing. they've been shot from heaven. the last enemy is presently in heaven. still in heaven. yeah, he just jumped down. he hears a mini. he's been killed mini. well, that's the end of my comms, i guess.
20:14 am i looking at the right place? oh, let's go. cheeky, cheeky little pre fire. damn, buy out, man. i'm going loud this time. man, i hate when, uh... i hate the guys that do the crouch lean peek. because you're expecting to shoot them in the head. that's why i always put my crosshair right at the hip level. avant garde plays. outside, it sounds like a bunch of guys. bomb outside, for sure. yeah, one secret.
21:11 i'm anticipating. oh my gosh. platform. nice. oh, secret! he's dead. oh, yeah! here i am trying to do platform. why did they stay in secret? why didn't they just go? crazy guys. nuke side, y'all. this guy has a clown mask! damn. holy cow! the money er. the money er. you already know the vibe.
21:53 tech 9 ramp rush, tech 9 ramp rush. thank you, sir. i got flash. they're here? good trades, good trades. green got the bomb. wow, they know. they were stacked. they were like on top of each other's heads. they thought they were double fine. damn, damn. he kind of went crazy on that one. it's the skin, skin diff. oh, and i get to use the best gun in the game, the galil. remember the time when
22:43 we love pp bison ryan 12 years ago. i've literally never seen anybody use the gun. i got it. i just got the pp bison. time to revive its glory. i'm flexing my range advantage outside. i'm getting shot in the chest outside. let's go take the lobby. okay, i think you... i don't know, you got it. hut's good. that's a good spot. are you on a? no, i'm in hut. yep. i'm in a.
23:33 cover heaven. your pp bison? oh shit! jesus christ! i'm looking heaven. heaven. i can't see him but i'm looking. he's dead. oh, mini, mini. i got him. one more heaven. it wasn't me but it was great minds think alike. let's put it that way. anyone wants pp bison?
24:02 i think it might be horrible. nobody wants tp pison, dude? i think it might not be very good. i don't know. maybe it's good? i got a kill from that just now. damn. anyone got an outside smoke? i did. i don't know how. i don't know how either. i'm just gonna derive it from base principles. okay, well five things were thrown, so hopefully one of them lands. squeaky opened. oh, that's our guy. i'm down secret. i see a guy right there. near the garage.
24:37 you can use the smoke to get down the door. yeah, yeah, yeah. here, let me, let me frag for you. anytime, king. looks good to me, bro. i stole corey's spot. i'm gonna watch, uh, bottom of ladder. one's here. secret! two, two here, but one's dead. oh, and one's come in control as well. oh, there's two invents. one in control. oh, what the f holy shit, they're right up there. oh, fuck. we got this, green. they're defusing? oh, no.
25:28 molly into the smoke as your dying breath. crazy play. it's kind of a crazy play to spend your dying breath throwing a molly into the smoke. but whatever, whatever. i'm gonna op outside. up and outside. for a second. but we gotta wait it out because they're gonna throw some grenades first. or maybe i'll do what's our thought on the sg553? it's amazing if you can hit the head. i don't see anything garage.
26:14 you have bomb by the way oh shit here i'm tossing it over the edge it's on the ground fuck you really oh my god why did you throw the bomb over there had to be done i threw it out of the map what where was he mini on top of hut i'm on top of hut i'm the fella on top of hut you're on mini oh shit you're right you're absolutely right is there better substitute gun for sg 553
27:01 the awp is the straight upgrade but it's like three times the price. i'm not really an awper. is that the auto sniper, the sg553? no, it's the scout. you move like insNLy fast with it and it does really good damage on headshots. yeah, fuck it bro. maybe go secret. somebody died at the hut. two garage. i still won garage. two in little garage, he said? what the fuck? the hell's little garage?
27:47 but it didn't work. i think it's to the left of... oh my god, there are three there. three garage. oh, fucking christ. good night, y'all. i'm not playing well. you can do it, roy. you can go... good start. even better. help. help me. they're playing deep garage to counter the silo play. i'm broke. rush ramp, he said. rush ramp.
28:26 yes, sir. mac 10, baby. doesn't dan have exactly the same clown face? irl or no? irl? oh, how we feeling? let's go. oh shit. oh, he's awping behind the box? oh my god. my stupid ass gone, dude. you got an ace, man. what do you think, y'all? ro said rush ramp. i got nothing, man.
29:16 hear me out here? i got nothing man. i got an idea. i smoke ramp to make them think that we're coming that way and then we pour out of hut and plant the bomb instantaneously. mission failed. we get him next time. oh my god this thing is still in harm. i've been killed exiting the hut. oh shit. good kill okay holy. oh my god i couldn't see the dude. the knife! oh my god pull your knife away. oh my god sell your liquidate your cs inventory. oh my god you can't be trusted with a knife.
30:08 i think i hit his hand and not his head. when the bullets are flying, why are they taking a knife out, man? 69 damage? the skin guy every time? yeah, yeah, yeah. he's in a crossfire. he took out his knife and jumped across the bullets. cloud, i can't argue with that. i got bombed. the person is helping us so that we can play more games with dan when he's back. great bomb.
30:39 okay, you guys just chill. i'm gonna cover the flank that being nobody is ramped this time by the way or kills for me outside then. oh, garage. is that true kate? opera garage garage garage. opera garage. opera garage. bro, chill. the coincidence of the one time we're like, let's rush ramp and they were like many, many, many a one person at a i don't know. i think we all all five of us just died to the same opera. we did.
31:26 i hear him bro. there were two ram. oh, what the fuck? what's your guy doing? oh my god. i got trapped. i got trapped. oh that was you! it's me bro! i was watching the i was from the other guy. i got squished. you should have closed the door so he won't be able to come out. you know what i'm saying? i saw the door. i could have done anything else. that's definitely true. i didn't mean to flame you.
32:03 sorry, i just did the tap key. i feel better. i think that would have worked. i think that would have worked. bambiello's got 3k damage. oh, what the fuck? that's orange. someone's on hut. you fucking knifed me, you fucking clown! great flash, brother! he's behind the red boxes again. aw, fucking awp from hell. hopper's dead. good trade. i got an idea. let's walk in there one by one.
33:02 heaven, kate. i hear them in heaven. yeah, they're in heaven. damn, damn! oh! he had his knife out. oh my god, i'm gonna freaking freak out. he had his knife out! he got a kill! i can't be mad, but he had his knife out! imagine if that killed him, the drop. that would have been swag for sure. would have been sick. that would have been swag.
33:44 this game's fucked up, mate. you know how i know it's made by a millennial? you get money for losing. isn't that the opposite? it needed to be the other way around? no, no, no, because we're the generation that got participation trophies or whatever. i didn't get that. mine was like out in the jungle. korea's a little bit more of a... like a... i don't want to call it a meritocracy necessarily. i'm a little out of my depth, but... okay, i got one ramp. swag. watch for heaven. or hell, i should say.
34:19 i'm going up heaven to ruin this sniper's life. b is kind of safe, kate, if we want to come down. oh, he's there. god damn it. you can make it. you can make it. what does that mean? go down? you can jump down, but stay close. this dude is flicking his knife like crazy. orange, b bait. you got 17 hp, b bait. be careful of vent. be careful of vent, kate. the door. oh, shit. i fucked up.
35:03 but we're planting we're getting the planting money that was a hell of a shot too i'm gonna give you some credit for that was a hell of a shot silver line got the plant money. i think i've died every round. it's been okay, orange fucking freak out. he's there again behind the boxes with an op you got him. oh shit. oh
35:46 quickie you could go you could go he's there. oh, they got it. they have the bomb. okay? my niece oh no, he's with what the fuck. oh my god that opera outside is just waiting. he's hell. oh my god well, i brought with the bomb. i just brought onward. i'm running up secret full speed. i'll blessing opera hell i don't know where the other two people are. where's bomb like over there to your right? oh
36:34 outside on the left there's an opera it's called planting your feet oh that's a fucking jackass faceplant that was violent got mine yeah yeah i got mine damn i'm an xp overload i got six days remaining to show off my status could care about you guys like ludicrous verse off crso could care less about your genius or bump your status
37:10 bass rattling, trunks happening, i don't even think i need the speed. yeah. dirty south, we ballin' dog, and never think about fallin' off. hey. harmonizing, surprising, running back, cause the song is called... ooh, i get a sealed genesis terminal. oh no, it's someone's... cho cho said if ryan clutches, i will give 25 gift subs. that's a lot of pressure.
37:44 well, unfortunately it's over. i want to unseal this genesis terminal, but we're queuing. do it, man. do it. we're queuing. it's going to ruin the genesis terminal. come on. come on. come on. i don't need all this text. i'm just playing. scar decline. i'm just playing. i know acronov. plux, you here? plux, acronov sold you out. another blue?
38:32 that kernov said i don't i don't even know who plux is brother i'm not playing i'm not paying two dollars for a purple shotgun insane doesn't purple sound like it's a rare skin because it's like to me it sounds like it applies uh damage over time or alternatively makes your bullets do half damage for uh until the debuff wears off i just feel like anything that is not gray or blue is always awesome i don't think they have gray anymore do they it's all blue right
39:09 i have a few grays in my inventory, but i don't know where they come from. isn't that like just the default? no, i mean there's like sometimes in the weekly rewards or whatever. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. he's dancing. i got to the cruise suite on that one. it's kermit the frog. it is kermit the frog. it's kermit the frog. let's be honest, my movement has gotten fucking insane. let me do it for you. my movement has gotten fucking crazy. kermit the frog.
39:39 why are there so many? wait, that's pretty good. you got the kermit's voice, kory. do it. do the kermit. do the kermit. i can only do it in that song. you may ask yourself. i can't really do it. i think it might be b. oh, god! there's so many apartments, guys. it's all right. they're literally all lit. i hit them in the butt with a grenade and i saw it wedge between the cheeks. they're planting b. here come the assists. yes, dude!
40:14 wait, our green is insane. and i'm not talking about our income. our yellow makes up for it by having no idea what they're doing. it's kermit. you got squelched, bro. can i say i'm taking no responsibility for this. we had four on a. shouldn't have had four on a. wait, we won. nah, we did. but still. oh no, not enough time. nah, nah. we got it. we got it.
40:47 we got it. we got it kermit the frog. kermit the frog here. i damaged four of them with that grenade man. that's huge. you know what we do? same shit again. boom. boom baby. you know what? don't even come b. i want the kills. i won't come b. plant your feet. some utility. they're out. hey, my god. i'm coming. i didn't see bomb but y'all know they're all here. they're all there.
41:30 oh my god, kurt. oh shit! oh shit! don't body block me ever again. motherfucker. literally screwed up my whole fucking chi. nah, he's got this. he's right below you, king. what did i tell you? got killed by the same guy. i got exploded. frags are literally better than incendiaries. i'll tell you why. you want the frag to go off and them all to take damage. if you throw an incendiary, they won't push. if they don't push, i can't get kills. it's that simple.
42:16 i keep getting the fucking mid spawn. which one is this one? is this ct sided or t sided? i honestly have no idea. if i'm losing, i just say it's other team sided. they smoked apartments? one cat, one cat. be careful, ryan. understood, sir. yeah, he got me. split push. oh, good try. 37 in three. that's rough.
43:02 make it a pretty good argument for not just buying grenade smg every round, i'll tell you that much. i should have had it in the last one. oh, donzo got an awp. i needed to win that one to keep my awg. another utility a? yep. smoked heaven? smoke? or palace? steppies? might be a fake a, but... no, i hear steppies at least two. apartments is gonna need smoke right now. in heaven? i'm doing long flank through spawn. oh, on my right.
43:44 bomb dropped at a. come on. heaven. oh my god, what the fuck? he's good! oh no. what a shot. okay. recovered? yes, kermit. kermit, you don't even need to peek. the bomb is right there.
44:24 no, no, respect the confidence. it's like a goalie in the nhl sometimes. my god. my kid was right. sometimes you want to face shots. you want to face shots because it keeps you locked in. face shots. are we still doing double entendres here? am i going to be doing double entendres for the rest of my life? yes. that's sad. i'm moving to antarctica. i'm doing apartments rush with a mag seven.
44:59 oh, one ramp. one ramp, at least. oh shit. nothing from a. two mid, he said. one lower. ah, fuck, fuck, fuck! oh, really? oh, bomb is, uh... oh my god, that's crazy! lower stairs. what the fuck just happened? one a. one a. well, i don't know. they might be rotating a. i mean, this... i think they're just gonna plant a and i'm in a horrible spot here. that guy did have the bomb, though. what?
45:59 and they got plant money, okay these guys are just uh, they're just really good to be honest. i'm just doing some very good work. okay. no, that's fine nobody be that's a new way to play the game. i suppose what is that pain? the p he's got it he's got a scout 1v5 scout that one stung probably could have had a good shooting kory. he's gonna do it. oh
47:16 did you see how many guys are looking at me there? he just said wait there and get kills when they run out. don't go, don't go, don't go. no, it's good, it's good. you're doing great work. that's even better. the thing is if she stays here, she's going to die to the bomb. yeah, mp7, no big loss. excuse me? who says i will die? didn't kill them though. i'm feeling apartments on this one.
47:55 i don't know this map. i'm just going with a 5 base. honestly, i'll just like not to make the next like 25 minutes feel like there's no point to it, but i think the other team is just a lot better. they got some serious shooters. you're an apps guy, right ryan? yeah, i like to be. i mix it up though. they've smoked apartments which indicates be careful at a. what the fuck? one bullet just killed me? 1a? yeah, they just molly'd mid.
48:36 up at heaven? oh my gosh. the long rotator. one more connector? i'm going through heaven. it's a long ass trip. he got out of connector? he's here. oh, he didn't get out of connector. oh my god. i didn't even know you could hide there, bro. he might be on your right. any intel? any intel on this one? one was con. that's all i know. sorry, y'all. no job. no hope. no cash. i hear steps.
49:30 imagine imagine would've been awesome if his body went flying in front of you because the physics detected that he was hacking what do you think guys do you think i should challenge their upper mid? i don't care go for it. fuck it. i'm feeling hot let's let this guy feed first. i'm gonna pass on that one. oh shit, he fucking he got two bro. oh my god wanna a i
50:20 where was he, ak? he was in the crate next to the heaven on the right side of the heaven. we lost our yellow mid. i think our teammate got him. that was that guy. yeah. dead body. that was me. that was me. i got him. oh my god. corey, get my gun. behind you. chameleon. body on my body. i want my gun. on my body. on my body, please. i want my gun. what do you mean? my gun is more expensive.
50:56 i think we're one left. yes. i'll watch i'll watch heaven and ramp. oh, yeah. flash at a i'm dialed man. oh my god. oh my god. i fucked up. thank you. my god. get my god, please. i'm not trading my gun for your gun. they're two offers. no, you never corey was that your gun was worth more and my gun is worth more than that. okay. you know what? you can buy me a gun because you have 8200. yeah, i can do that. you want the dog? yeah.
51:42 and then i'll drop it and then get my outback. he jumped across and scared the shit out of me. alright, yellow. i see you. it's not my chameleon, but it will do. it will do. damn, kory's going deep on this one. i hear nothing, a. scared for green right now? is that our molly? yep. they threw a molly somewhere? action at b. oh, i got knifed in the back on a? i'm not saying anything. i'm not saying anything at all.
52:36 oh my god. i guess we just all moved? it's the same guy that keep killing me. is it a? i'm holding my tongue. i think so. what's wrong? i got knifed in the back at the site where we had three guys at the start of the game. oh my god. they got one guy that's good. soy guy. blue pal? blue is really good. yeah, they have a couple guys that are pretty good. i keep getting killed by the blue guy.
53:32 he's my nemesis. maybe it's not meant to be man. maybe fast a here one palace okay, they're out a it's a good shooting case kate i got killed from palace as well. i think i might have been ran oh my god box box box push him green push him bomb drops at heaven. yeah yeah, and my green is kind of cracked and last is tetris. yeah, kermit's kermit's going off. oh
54:24 maybe we got hope here. i know it's too sad, but wow. let's go. tell me my smoke was good. damn. you give me op? was that my smoke? i don't know. that helped you? you mean kermit? no, my smoke. my smoke. i feel like i die here. mid's clean. i hear someone in apps. oh shit, mid is not clean?
55:16 i died out. i died in window to someone top of me. oh my god. oh, they were under under. i was going to say bro had like a fresno lens on the monitor or something. w patients. insNLy good shooting. i came. oh my god. i shot that dude too man. 84 and one. damn i'm broke as fuck again. i feel like they're going yellow to get you something.
56:01 last round. he's so for real what's yellow saying in all chat right now? last round, one ramp. shots coming from this way. ouch. i don't know what that is called. hallway. god, that guy's good. did you get killed palace, corey? yeah, kate got him. okay. w. no one's on b, by the way. no one from our team is on b. there's only two left. playing no smoke. sorry, they plant b, we just retake. okay, one left. i saw him, top of mid.
57:04 nice. now we fucking pop off t side 10 times easier. a or b? i much prefer a. okay. he said rush b. he said rush b. all right. that's fine. that's fine. first man out with the flash. it's been an honor serving with you.
57:49 got shot in the back of the head immediately by the best player that's ever played counter strike. oh my god, yeah, they're in the back. good shit, good shit. oh shit. you got this, kermit. last one, market, what do you mean? you're still alive, bro. my bad, he said. hear me out, same shit. oh man. ping it or something. it's also not market, it's mercado. oh my gosh, i hate getting pushed. one arches. bomber placed a bomb on the ground! bomber!
58:59 yes! oh, we won, we won. never mind. kermit the frog. can you say thank you, kermit the frog? he sacrificed for the team. did anybody want to scout? i'll take, i'll take. sheesh! damn, i'm getting my fucking ass beat, man. i got the bomb. your ticket should be smoked. i don't know what ticket is, unfortunately. ct, ct entry. there's one jungle, one stairs. yep, one on stairs.
59:53 one on stairs. killed him with your gun, kory. kate, you have bomb. there's something satisfying about a scout kill, man. one ramp. behind? good shooting, green. good shooting. hermit. oh, he's up! heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven! you're gonna get him. there's four sights on heaven right now. yeah, yeah, you got him. boom, baby, boom. yeah, baby. wednesday, baby. no scope. no scope in heaven, baby. oh, no scope in heaven, baby. hermit got all four kills? fuck yeah, baby. what do you mean all four? i got a kill.
1:00:33 oh, i mean four, right? that one didn't count, i guess. why did you give me the bomb? the game knows you're the one to trust. no, someone gave it to me. oh, i'm hopping mid junalny? i've been killed. with a pistol? with a pistol, with a deagle. i'll give him some credit for that one, but... he got you. he's a little f***ed up. may as well trade, buddy. yeah, okay. we might be able to go cat. i mean, i can't be mad, bro. it's literally just better.
1:01:10 one's in khan. okay, he's got an ak now. khan and kat. two window, two window, one cat. actually that was a good call. kate could nice! throwing the bomb up there would have been op though. there's one behind you and kat. i think he smoked it so go, yeah. might be pushing. i'll be green. green is watching. green is stairs. green is going to watch. connector. green here is connector. oh! khan. imagine.
1:02:22 do you think he's waiting for like the diffusing sound? yeah, he got on the diffuser. yeah, there he is. mvp. look at that. good plays though. good plays. gear. he thought it was planning for khan. that's how i know we're in the wrong tier of matchmaking. because we're not supposed to know what the fuck that means, bro. yeah, yeah, yeah. what did you say?
1:03:00 he said it was planted for connector. he thought it was planted for connector and it could have gone bad. i have no idea what that means. so you plant the bomb for whoever can defuse it. still don't know what that means. oh! seems like we're chilling at b. i don't even know where that was from. market, i guess. we got this, kate. we got 55 seconds, chill for a sec. just trying not to show. um... well, get ready, y'all. get ready.
1:04:16 he's gonna get vote kick today. he's in the right window. no, no. at least they let you get up there. here comes the vote kick. as long as you guys vote, no we're okay. i'll base my vote off your vote. hasn't been my best game, that's for sure. maybe try to go a this time.
1:05:13 oh, mid boy. we get a pick here easy. fuck that one stings stairs and site. i could throw another one. do it. that's huge. no, don't look that way. i mean, it's one b five. best of luck to you. our carry. honestly, this one being over quick would be a huge asset to be honest.
1:06:19 we're doing pretty good though for it to be like when the person is so good. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. dream is fucking insane man. crazy guy. crazy guy. i did 88 damage. dude we killed you. that's fucking criminal. holy shit. that was the craziest thing i've ever seen. i'm gonna unmute. i'm gonna be like bro how'd you end up in our game? something ain't right.
1:06:47 i want to have a tete a tete with blue and yellow on the other team and green on our team and say, what the fuck happened? yeah. i'm literally, by the way, dropping bomb. suicide push mid to kill the guy in window. i have a pistol and i can't do shit. you got me? ouch. oh, fuck. good luck, kid. my brain. you got this? it's all you, kate. average silver game with two or three guys that can actually play? why is it criminal for the silvers to want to play with silvers, bro?
1:07:37 oh, that was a nice try. nice try. the criminals should... the silvers should want to play with silvers. the golds should be playing with golds. b rush, b rush, mac 10. take my pistol. b rush. buyout is last round. yeah, it is a buyout. close your eyes, kory. i'm gonna flash. everyone okay? almost closed them in real life. this is why i brought a second. flash. oh my god. now i got a gun. we can back up a little bit. i got a gun now. the great ones did not be here.
1:08:27 yeah. make some noise. move back up. oh my god. that's devastating. that's devastating. can i get it? something's not right. was i standing on an elevated plane? my shots went like this. good kill. good kill. dang. kermit got the offer. he said, let's go, let's go. never mind. we shouldn't be queuing for mirage. it's the worst map in the game. what?
1:09:22 nice try. did he get you with a jumping awp shot? 34 damage, get this shit off the screen bro. man, we wasted kermit. i'm sorry kermit. it's his fault, he shouldn't be in this game. him being in this game is how we got the good players on the enemy team. i don't, yeah, i don't even know if matchmaking happens in comp. this can't get off the screen fast enough. it's taken a long time man, it's really, it's really hanging out. oh shit. ooh, free stuff.
1:10:02 two skins. what is hand terminal? so that's a dead hand terminal. that's like the new cases. oh, so you need the key to open it? no. what? you just... if it's just a terminal, you just open the terminal and then they'll give you offers. yes. which you can accept or decline. and if there's one you like, you have to pay like whatever the going rate for that skin is. but actually just declining all of them is huge for you because you'll get xp that will get you closer to premiere.
1:10:38 oh, how long does it take? like a minute. does it show my address? it will if you click buy. especially if you're doing like display capture. but you can only do display capture i thought. you can do window capture but it'll also show your address. i'm doing game capture. really?
1:11:13 yeah. you needed, uh, like a special setting on steam or just natively? yeah, you just, you... it's steam or obs, you put in like a little line of code and it lets it capture. i don't know why it's like that, but... what's going on down here? that guy's just killing himself with a grenade over and over again. oh shit, oh shit, watch out guys. yeah, get his ass. yeah, fucking... yeah! yeah! hey, whoa! i think our yellow's going through something. what the fuck happened? cancelled.
1:11:59 dude, 180r. that's crazy. dang. stabby mcstabface with the most knife kills. do we take those? pissing me off, i could have gotten way more adr. i was just chilling in the tom cruise suite the whole time. chilling in the tom cruise suite. i was doing a scientology any%. i thought maybe you were on like oprah's couch.
1:12:37 i shot the goose, that's why the game ended? nooo. no way. i saw that a person did not connect. literally this is the first time that someone hasn't been playing this bitch on a supercomputer. every other time i accept the queue and then i'm like i've got four seconds to go pee and then it's like oh you come back and it's a minute and a half into the first round.