We used to dream about this (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 yeah, i was i always like helicopter honestly right burner man, i'm an i burner burner banner man. yeah i was a big fan of helicopter back in the great song guitar hero to this modern love is great hmm. i prefer little thoughts but this modern love i was into it for a while for sure my whole album is really good. it is sounds like a like a like a cold ass day. i
0:29 i always thought they were like way more kind of underground than they ended up being. i was like, oh this is really... it's kind of cool like finding a british like indie band and then like hear them in fucking everything. like every... every other movie that comes out. it's just like there's a block party?
0:46 i was so excited for the second album and i remember the exact moment that i was over them. which was also, people like this album now, but it's, they got way too sentimental for me. i'd pick and i'd eat more wild blackberries. i was like, ah, i don't know if this is what i signed up for, man. yeah, corey, asia or gaucho? i've never heard either. doesn't stop you from answering. i don't know, gaucho.
1:28 wow, dude, that's a crazy answer. i kind of agree though. it's kind of like anathema. like it's it's kind of like it goes against the the central tenets of music. but i actually the more i listen to him, the more i kind of agree, man. so whenever whenever i hear music of that like style and era, it just transports me to being in like the back of
1:52 like the car with my dad one knee deep in the passenger seat just like sit in the back trying to get my like iowa portable cd player that runs on 6c batteries to tend to stop skipping the the like i don't know whatever the hell i was listening to it that area is that your that's your discipline probably it was it's probably fucking corn i was listening to a shitload of prozac back then man
2:21 oh no. a little sexual frustration and a loss of concentration. you know what i'm talking about? no, this was pre discman. i had like a portable like boombox type thing. it was like this. i don't know how to... it was almost... one of those? i don't know how to describe it because it wasn't like a long boombox. it was like maybe like a third of the size of a normal boombox. i had like a cassette player on the front, cd player on top.
2:56 i think i had a fucking am fm radio in it. it ran off like six c batteries and like, it wouldn't last like three hours probably. it cost you like fifteen bucks a day to actually use the boombox. no skip protection so like putting that in the back of the car and listening to it. that's so crazy. people in chat don't even fucking know what that's like most of the time probably.
3:26 having your cd skip and then when you got the two seconds anti skip protection so you could listen to the whole uh tim mcgraw album tim mcgraw first cd i ever bought for my discman tim the tim mcgraw cd that had just to see you smile i'd do anything that's wild man i've come a long way
3:55 favorite song off of gun to your head favorite song off of just to see you smile by tim mcgraw oh you went oh, we're doing premiere. yes, sir, but maybe just to see you smile good choice i don't remember any of the other ones he's like he's somewhat intrinsic intrinsically linked to philly really? yeah, cuz his dad tug mcgraw was a senator player for the player for the phillies. oh damn. oh
4:30 we do have a 15k on our team. seems kind of insane to a guy like me, but... 15k is crazy actually. what the fuck? how come how come what this doesn't make any sense actually. what the fuck? might be the only 10 people playing. he's like, yeah, no one queuing man? this is like, uh, queuing with justin. he is 15k.
4:59 i was watching apollo play a little bit last night. he's doing like some sam fisher stuff. he'll win the match on like round 21, have nine kills, six deaths. like i don't know, the bro is lurking. he's very good. he's very good. it's also very funny to watch him. game sense, andy. game sense. yeah, he loves it. he relies on his game sense. it's a crutch. he does love saying people are cheating. look at this. it's really funny. it may only made it to the travolta wing.
5:32 are you trying to tag? i almost made, oh i don't have any sprays anymore. oh no. i ran out of ammo for my sprays. i know apollo, he basically did say fuck our good friend apollo. he said he's really good at counter strike but... he's insNLy good. but like if you weighed his spirit against a feather it wouldn't look good for him is basically what he said about you. i'm the type of beast be acting asking anubis to take the feather off the scale. my bad guys.
6:04 my god. tim wakefield ass. knuckleball. dude, the grenade works, but teammate body blocked me maybe. shit, who's our 15k anyway? purple, okay. i got an assist anyway. my god. no, the assist doesn't count. i thought maybe they would count it even though it was on you. stoner, good shot.
6:51 whoa, holy shit mvp most explosive damage dealt. okay? zero it looks like on sure, man, 100% headshot with the p250 why not what can i buy? i can't i can never hear what these people are saying we need to buy them blue snowballs. oh
7:32 and that could be the play buying randos good mics if you top frag i send you a microphone in the mail won't happen i guess i'll go a oh he's fucking body blocking me bro come come galil i'm slumping him kory there's only one left i have no idea where he is oh he's here holy shit you did get 3k okay you redeemed yourself immediately after kind of swag right please don't you don't like winky smile with a with a sideways peace sign
8:34 what? they didn't like when i did a winky smile with a sideways peace sign. oh, did you do it in chat? no, bro. i did it with my face. oh. fucked up their fucking garden. damn, look at the way the soil popped out though. anyway, obviously i'm not going that way. you gotta be crazy. those heads are falling off that way. i'll let this guy push. i'm just staying close to purple man. purple man. bad shooting on my part? sorry, purple gets the trade. never mind. hate that for us.
9:21 beat that for me, huh? four more kills for a new mic. three more. oh! oh! didn't even see him. that was a little back shot there. apparently you never hear the one that gets you, i'm here. i basically have no idea how to play this. this map, i mean. oh. yeah, it's kind of tough, honestly. i enjoy it. i usually just run... i go apartments. okay, rosé featuring bruno mars. i don't know what this guy's doing with that. that was a lot of shooting.
10:37 fuck it, we smoke off both sides. the fuck is that? a pot fell? yeah, one's a balcony. oh yeah, i see him right there. oh, one was there? i saw his shadow right there. i literally saw his shadow. clear for now, i believe you. i saw his shadow. okay, oh, i have a bomb. and who got you that bomb? mid. oh, watch out, pot. oh! lieberry? lieberry. greatest flash. oh, i had shots on him too, he's doinked.
11:48 the clumper, but he made it, he made it. one guy's not happy with you. why? he said, why pete bro? why pete? okay, well literally he's probably statistically speaking, fragging lower than me so i don't have to listen to him. was it purple? i actually don't know. i wasn't talking about the game.
12:23 purple was carrying us. oh, no, it's more of a peach. okay, joanna newsome. you got a peach plum pear? definitely one left mid. the smoke i can't see, i can't get through it, bro. he's dead. i'm breaching. i'm out, but i saw him close to cross wide swing. we run this town. i feel like i'm in a coffin already. jesus christ. mid, mid. good round, guys. good round.
13:46 may well be the best flick i've ever hit in my life for sure. may well be. thank you for noticing. i was still alive, i wasn't watching. don't at all, i mean... chat? chat? yearns for the op. that was a perfectly timed jumpscare to play right as the guy came around the corner. it's kinda crazy. okay. scout mid. he left a little bit of himself behind. i think that scout dead. oh. the fuck? he's pistol on patio.
14:38 doinked me in the head good kill a good kill. we don't bombs down and spawn. yeah. oh, never mind. purple's alive ct confirming color cts damn guys. we're kind of popping. let's go i helped with my one in one stoner through four grenades that damn gravity bombs they should have a step counter in this. yeah, that'd be funny calories burned at the i bet i put out 200 300 steps that time easy
15:51 that's the shit right here. we run this town. that guy's gonna be mad at me, but it's literally not even my fault. fuck one apps. i'll just use my germs. one boy was up there. he's an ak now. oh shit. we're in one bro. four in one. don't matter. got mine. you guys should say got mine now. team. team cohesion is high right now. rush b. he said. rush b. rush b with with nades. i got plenty of money, man.
16:40 let me go first. stoner wants to go first. okay. stoner's purple. yeah, stoner's purple. i bet you have names off. yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm making noise mid just to... oh god! i'm alive. good trade. oh god. okay, okay. yeah, just cross right as i'm shooting a guy. no problem. just run into the bullets and then blame me probably. plant, plant. clutch. bro, the smoke never dissipates.
17:31 sounds like banana yep worth he's diffusing good shot. good shot. good shit. good shot. good shit. the guy's like yelling at me. he's like i know i gotta move i can't teleport brother. oh
18:06 so i thought you planted it slightly further left. i just play as someone says plants. i put that shit right down on my feet. i have no idea where to put it. the comms are good. the constant panic in his voice is less good. i agree. yes. huge grenade body block my teammate one made. oh fuck apartments. yeah, apartments apartment window. good kill. oh, okay. hit cleared. oh punks on site, bro.
19:44 yeah, that was never gonna work. i have a problem with yellow. can you have a conversation with yellow? can you can you he literally, like, i line up the angle and he's like, this looks like a great place to stand. he he was it yellow or orange? that was yellow. damn, i fucked him up that round too. the man constantly on voice comms needs to shut up. welcome, welcome to... randos. damn, 6 3. we're like cycling jake in here. yep. totally. alright.
20:43 he got one app. small arch. i have the bomb. bomb's been fucking planted. eh? it's us. yeah, yeah, yeah. there's one left. there he is. literally put some damage downfield on that one. let's go. he literally put the gun out of my reach so i couldn't get it. he literally shot the gun and moved it out of my reach so i couldn't get it. you know how fucked up that is? oh, i guess i can take it.
21:39 you know how insane that is to do that he's these long dick in you that'll work who one still on a i was just you again once it be well we win these bro imagine let yourself believe let yourself believe that damn second fucking crazy. oh
23:11 they're losing their mind. they're losing their mind. they've never seen that they said. good round good. that's why you buy dust bro. i burned someone dated. i burned someone at death bro. that's insane. that's insane. we fucking win these anyway. regardless.
24:20 i think last was a, so... damn, when he says it's temporary but the dirt house got grass, that's fucking true, man. types of men you meet these days, they do be saying shit like that. how come in the dms he's got a netherite pick? meet him irl, that shit made out of cobble. we kinda own them, man. dude, we're up 3 9, holy shit! yeah, he's kinda destroyed them on that.
25:01 where do you like to play, corey? i play spawn. i'm just gonna go a. i'll tell you one thing for sure. grenade? well, it depends. i do like to grenade banana. it worked out. dooley's guy? i literally, i don't think i've had a single kill with dooley's outside of a deathmatch situation. we fired some shots banana. he's at b, maybe? yeah, three banana including bomb. yes, get him! i love pistols.
25:48 shouldn't have pushed that, my bad i shouldn't have pushed that. still, we fucking run this down. i just wanted to join in, i just wanted to join in. i didn't get to see anybody. okay, we in the water. water may change to jerry wine. still can't afford though. silver might turn to gold. time out of mine. boink them. nobody's in the map. here's some apps. what are they doing man? gotta do something. oh fucking christ. he's in there, he's in there.
27:12 i just dinked my own guy too. yeah, i saw. this is chaos, man. i don't know if it's that chaotic. jesus christ. it just ruined my mental.
27:30 it kind of looked like you just shot him in the head. no, i had just got shot by my own guy. just started shooting at everything. but yeti band again, what happened to you? what happened to yeti yeti yeti yeti underscore productions. i'm sure they're in your chest. you need to play fish now and then i know i'm burning the shit out of them. action banana.
28:20 yeah, if there's ever two guys on my screen at the same time, you know i'm shooting directly in the midpoint. yep. i feel that. 100%. my brain is going to sum their position and divide it by two. i'm still here. i'm just making lunch. they were calling for your demise, yeti. oh, he was sitting down. sorry. that's rough. corey, my king. holy shit. and he has the fuse. corey, that was insane.
29:13 only one on the team with the diffuser, i think, as well. i mean, i had one, but i died. only one that could have done it. bro, that was awesome. sorry about the boost situation. i misunderstood. yeah, yeah, no problem. yeah, no fucking problem. good. two ops on banana. fantastic. motherfucker, man. they've smoked banana? nah, man. i know orange has a dysregulated sense of the passing of time. okay, bomb down apartments.
30:13 he did say come kiss me, yeah. lots of flashes, banana, but who gives a fuck if you guys got bomb? well watch, watch behind. they could be coming arches. well we gotta do the banana. oh, we do? oh yeah yeah. we got a fella there. ch ch ch ch ch ch. oh he's... small wow! good trade, good trade. oooooooh! 180r, damn ryan. damn!
30:51 it sucks being 12 and 10 at the bottom of the fucking board. it's kind of crazy actually. it's a good ass round man. 415 util damage. that's a lot. that is a lot of utility damage man. how much? 431. jesus. this inferno is like that. you can pretty much just fucking uh... pretty much just throw a grenade down banana and get like 40 damage around.
31:48 it's true. i think inferno is like, i think it's fun, but it's really hard to retake. yeah confirmed. like you might jump over a guy's head and not look down and then he kills everybody. imagine. it's a great clip. oh imagine and oh imagine if you got a 4k on it and defended the bomb. i know, couldn't imagine.
32:19 can you help? i think showbiz kids is a great song but my friend thinks the backing vocals are incredibly annoying. what's your take? sorry to say i don't really like showbiz kids that much. i think it's crazy that steely named their greatest hits album showbiz kids. like what's wrong with them man? i think it's okay. i mean it's a steely song at the end of the day but it's not one of my faves. i do like when he says, kory back me up here, i like when he says, you got the coup de grace. these kids is outrageous now honey let me tell you.
32:52 i don't know how to sing backing vocals, i'm sorry. no you don't, michael mcdonald. you pretty much got it. excuse me? people will just be saying some stuff. we both know exactly what we saw. 100%, man. oh, fuck. oh, dude.
33:46 are you gonna buy the huntrix meal at mcdonald's? oh, did they drop one comes out next week? oh, i was gonna say i might be going there tonight maybe pre order pre order a couple pre order get it in are you gonna get the huntrix meal or this the saja boys meal? i don't know. is that what they're doing? that is what they're doing what did they like release what they are is just like i don't know chicken nuggets with a different sauce again someone someone told me that it's coming out. oh
34:17 a mutual friend of ours. a mutual friend of... your wife, my age. yes, yes, that's correct. okay, this is more the rankings that i'm expecting. yes, man. yeah, yeah, yeah. why'd they give us a 2k? what the fuck? no. oh my god, we do have a 2k. that's crazy. maybe he's on the come up. wait, is this a lyric? dan pov? dan does not have 2k. we have it here in australia. the purple sauce is a mustard mayo.
34:57 something i'm not even fucking with you kory i my daughter has an activity that ends at like 8 o'clock on wednesdays after it needed a quick dinner walked into subway classic subway situation one person working for people in line. i walked the fuck out
35:14 i'm not waiting near dinner. i know i'm not waiting here for 22 fucking minutes to get a subway sandwich. that's insane. the fuck ass franchisee can hire a second person to work at the subway. you're literally paying the minimum wage and you're too cheap to have a second person working at subway? like what the fuck is wrong with you? yeah, i mean it's madness man. it's it's like almost every place too. and then they're getting like this ain't a bubble tea joint.
35:45 they're getting doordash orders and they got a mic, they got a, you know. i mean, i'm sure there are people ordering like 20 foot long sandwiches on doordash with no advance notice. but i'm like just higher, higher. wow. fucking. what? that guy's got quite a name. aggressive ass fucking push. yeah. he's gonna have a hard time getting to get into base man. so are you activating the bomber or you're not activating the bomb bro? did he die? maybe he died. he fucking died.
36:38 he'd never be too safe. oh he said secret going double you're good though. i think he's right here. yeah your boy ain't helping you though don't rush you in after i die. i trust i just got to put 30 on this guy. oh shit. there you go. there you go wake up. wake up get up get up. oh
37:09 101 oh you love that i didn't even know the gun could do on same shit, i like to go outside on round two after after a win some people go to your raj yeah, then oh they they agree with redoing it. okay. i understand you got you got a you buy a k yeah, of course we won by this speaking that went all wrong
37:57 should have gone outside. should have gone outside. should have gone outside. i got flashed with... because round two, if we win round one, round two, we have range advantage. so we go outside on these long ass angles. round two is still usually smg round. i think all those videos are literally for people that are going pro. for us, i think none of that shit actually matters. just click heads. one more mini squeaky. not anymore. good job, y'all.
38:52 okay, well we have a site yeah, yeah, we have a site bro. it's upper i should hope so. oh, dude the huddler. yeah. yeah, bros name lined up right under a friendly like like head showed up right under a friendly name i just i held off a split second and shooting justin pro tip. thank you crosshairs cock level with shotgun. oh
39:27 dude, i need 67 and one on him. yes! i almost aced. 67 is better than 100. is shotgun damage based on pellets in this game? or is shotgun damage based on... i don't know. shoot out like a can of coke or something. no, you do shoot pellets. but i don't know if that's real or not. okay, okay, okay. i mean, we blew up squeaky and then both got headshot for some reason. that's why i'm able to do it.
40:03 all right, i'm not following my team. my teammates are video watchers. they're not head clickers. i'm walking it back. i'm not following them as if they're silent igls. i'm gonna try to get some kills. like he blew up squeaky, then threw a smoke, and then we both just stood there and got shot in the head. it's very realistic. nice tight pattern. damn. everything about this game is realistic except for that one dude i saw who had a double jump.
40:39 oh, the, the, the bhopper? bhopper. wait, they do know smokes though. oh, secret, secret! good kill, good trade, got mine. maybe i should just tech 9 rush every round. flash and trophy, and then tech 9 rush. orange, never take out a grenade ever again. i know you're literally out fragging me. never pull out a grenade. there's one fence. or rafters, i should say. last one's rafters. last one on site. near ramp. ooh!
41:43 that was a pretty good shot, jett. the scoutler. damn, damn. 26 kills on this beast? oh, he said he can buy you an ak if you want, but nah, i think he's got a scout. i think he's good. tell him i'm a scout demon. i'm talking for bomb. outside kind of clean with it. just kidding, there's one in garage. are bombs down secret? like down the steps? squeaky open. where the fuck did awper go?
42:41 there he is. the spawnler? he just came down and bent. you have bombed by the way. okay. no! oh! that stung. that stung real bad. good shit, man. great fucking spray control. he's on the rare plant, ace. oh, he is? we're above him. shit, oh shit. yes. yeah, look at that. look at that. yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, gee, oh, gee.
43:37 oh my bro game just went all framey as fuck. yesss! let's goooooo crazy round. what a fucking round remember that headshot from round one. ooooh damn remember that? my frames just die all the time. the guy didn't fake defuse. i don't think he had time. i don't know what's going on in all chat. sufficiently scared. what was that? garage. someone got knifed. oh no. knifed and revolvered.
44:43 what are you watching kory single don't worry i got killed double swag trying to crouch out of there that was around what the hell what the fuck i got an assist man you got an assist cuz he it really is fuck. i love counter strike, man. i can't buy shit scout
45:54 nah, i can't waste it. 26 kills on this beast, man. fuck that. nah, i'm just kidding. i go back to the well. he's flanking, flanking. be careful of your flank. yeah, watch, watch back, watch. good kill. i'm racking up the assist. call me wayne kresge. heaven, heaven. good kill. holy shit. you got this, perp. i mean, orange. purple's on the other team.
47:08 holy fuck we won. oh shit. that's so funny man. fuck it 26 kills on this beast? yeah, i don't think that's a good idea y'all. i got less kills than the dude with the 2k elo. got a lot of decent amount of damage though. i'm getting a lot of assists for sure.
47:49 lot of people stealing my kills. this guy's running backwards. what's going on? are you okay? are you okay? miss me two down on a 27 baby worth one ramp. he said yeah one coming behind you as well with but that bombs down outside. oh fuck dan blazier shot over his head did you have bomb? yeah. yeah. yeah
48:37 someone gave it to me, man. literally not my fault. nothing i could do. yes, man. bro, my teammate, man. my teammate, man. sorry, man. and also green. let's do this. one's up heaven.
49:32 evan, that's my guy. they're going to b. they're planting b. they just went vent. they planted out left. let's go. it was kind of crazy actually, ryan. how's your adrenaline? i'm feeling good, man. i'm feeling good after that. slumped them. four in one. four in one. kind of sad on that. my dude like
50:31 walked in front of me man twice. i got naded. yeah, they're outside demons man. they play aggressive. you just lurk you might be able to catch him on the aggressive push. yep. is that dan blazarian? yeah. guns to zoomed in one more ramp. check this out. whoa, good shot. i've recovered the bomb. yeah, there's only one so let's go vent a lower.
51:27 i think he wants you to play in here. i don't give a fuck about this guy bro. i'm my own man. i guess i'll do it. lobby? hutt. no longer hutt, i would say. he's coming around the other way. nice. get faded bro. i dropped m4 if anyone wants it. sheesh! nobody wants it. m4 on the ground for free guys. i could have bought somebody actually, i realize. kory bombler. what'd you say? you're the bomb. just making sure. yeah, yeah, yeah. swag.
52:47 you hear that? was our guy reloading i think if that's what you heard. oh shit. one heaven. oh that's my guy then. b site? let me pick the guy heaven. my bad y'all. dan blazarian on upper. he's going through hut. good plant, good plant. bent. nice try, nice try. dude, seven on t side nuke though, kinda insane. he moved so weird when he fell down. i was expecting him to have more momentum to his left. well bro, he's literally a podcaster.
53:47 he's literally five six two hundred ninety pounds one percent body fat like what do you expect? he's of course he's gonna be moving different it's fair very good. very good. he's saying good t rounds good t rounds. he didn't see me play obviously you clutched one hopes for a living but he couldn't hit the ceiling always had to be that one in a million who that panic at the disco
54:37 i think i only know the one song by panic at the disco. this is their big hit from 2019. my bad, my bad, green. luckily no friendly fire damage. they're coming around, be careful. they're out ramped. ramp push. and mini. oh, they're mini. there's at least two ramped. jesus christ. man, that was a disaster. yes. he does one more damage to me and as a result i fucking die and he lives. that seems real fair. it's gonna be one inch in a minion. wait.
55:14 it's gotta be one inch in a minion. i had to have high high. okay, that song i do. yeah. i was thinking it was that. haven't you people ever heard of? yeah, that's a goddamn door. no, that sounds like a ramp. yeah, let's go. we killed two ramp. we run these streets. they drop anything cool. oh, smg's one vent squeaky. cock shot asap rocky.
56:01 mini, one mini. you got him. it's just you, ryan. what the fuck? i got an ace, bro! let's go! it's a jesus christ bob balaban with an earring. a shotgun ace. crazy. what the fuck happened to the rest of the team, man? we died. i only had a pistol, man. i didn't do shit. jesus christ. the shotgun, the cock gun tech works, man.
56:36 that's perfect for you because that's where you aim anyway. exactly. some boys lobby. okay. there's only one left lobby. not picking a bomb on my watch. i'll tell you that much. it's gonna be patient. oh, that's bad. what the fuck? okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. what the fuck happened? what the fuck happened? squeaky and he popped me. i'm broke again.
57:42 when i have a conversation, you bought an op. we're all broke. so you know, so dear the only one with a gun. yeah. well, two rounds ago, that wouldn't have changed anything. am i am i right or am i wrong? hot and mini. you got me guys lock in. oh my god. oh, just so they don't get it. good trade.
58:48 okay, we got this. we'll have guns this round. sorry, i'm not even sweating minus 5k. it literally could have been minus 10k. if they had picked up the gun, it would have been minus 10k. i don't know any of the words to that song. he came from somewhere back in her long ago. trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created. for once in her life, she musters a smile. there's one ramp. for her nostalgic touch. they're pushing lobby.
59:31 so one trophy outside coming mini. he moved back to lobby. no one trophy. yeah. all right. i didn't even see a boy. i think we off outside on this one. yeah, i'm thinking i'm thinking that's the move braces here. those michael mcdonald songs in a supermarket. yeah, just remember,
1:00:19 that's actually by the doobie brothers. michael mcdonald just happens to be the vocalist. that in a... like... what's his name? aaron neville? oh yeah, yeah. i don't know much, but i know i love you. what came out hot? holy night, the stars are brightly shining. yeah, yeah, yeah. ooh, mini, mini. good night. woo! that was clean with it.
1:01:04 heaven. heaven. you got it. nice. he went crazy. i didn't expect him to come have it man. i didn't i just didn't think that's the sort of thing that could happen. did come out of the ladder all fucked up to be in come heaven. no, we're both doing that. wait, you guys are awesome. one outside last one outside.
1:02:05 maybe? i don't know. yeah, never mind. he got them. he showed up as a red dot on the map. oh, did he? i didn't see him. i almost never glance at minimap. i can't take focus off the screen. geez. favorite t pain song from the tiny desk concert? probably say, drinking partner. i think i need her to take a drink with me.
1:02:54 yeah, that was kind of peak man. that was good. one guy's outside. he got one nail side. i don't know what's going on. it'd be impatient spawn. they literally resigned. all right. i think they've given up on life because we're too good. the ace literally demoralized them. maybe dude. i mean, i would have been demoralized for sure. by a zeus. just gathered in their messes.
1:03:43 just like witches with fat asses. oh, shit. oh, they're on top of a miniature. they're everywhere outside. outside. lots outside. they could have gone secret. i'm not sure. i don't think they're the type of last ones outside. did you see him? there's two and i did not. oh, there's two. you're right. but i would be happy to kill them on the retake anyway.
1:04:38 he's a clear green got one green got killed squeaky muscle with your squeaky. yeah, he's an a doink them in him for 98. you got to be kidding me reticent ass movement animation on the ladder. i hate the ladders corey corey he's a bad man if only that guy had didn't peak he actually would have had a much better chance there honestly, let's go oh
1:05:51 i need to play against better people. let's go. damn, sergeant major rank 20. for 7k, yellow went fucking crazy. that's true. that's true. i see what you're saying. a little sus. a little smurfler. corey, i'm gonna catch you. i'm gonna catch you. not if we're playing together. i'm gonna catch you. kinda crazy. period flax. 10 wins. 14,000 elo.
1:06:40 chiblee, 143 wins, 9892 elo. i think he was on like a promotion match like three times yesterday. holy shit. i mean jaski used to be 17k, now he's down to 10k. it's so insane that nobody on my friends list has more than a 46% win rate.
1:07:16 i mean i have an 81% win rate. oh no never mind. you have an 81% percentile. i looked at the wrong one. you were really feeling yourself after that nuke game. i have one that's 51%. their top 2%. oh damn. 25k rating. that's insane. that's crazy. vixte kind of crazy with it. that squeaks shit. it's that pink venom. justin has played like 400 matches during the last four months?
1:07:57 justin's been insane with this game. four three five six, bro. he's got a perfect sequence in his win percentage. minute by minute by minute. you know, you know that one? i might need more than that. corey, who would you be of the four lads who work as smart tech? shit, i don't know. one of us has got to be roman e. malco. i don't know if we know anybody. smart tech? yeah, like from 40 year old virgin? i was trying to figure out what the reference was.
1:08:44 i mean nobody wants to be andy. yeah, that's true. nobody wants to be... everybody wants to be paul rudd probably. yeah, yeah, yeah. he is down bad in that movie. he cheats on his wife? that's romany malco. romany malco is cheating on his wife. but then it leads to that classic scene where steve carell says she was a hoe. oh, show. oh, they don't want to play dust.
1:09:38 he does say bitches running wild which is crazy. he says you got to keep your hole on a leash which coming out of steve carell's mouth is just is insane. she was hurting for a squirt and i think i've only ever seen dude. i honestly think it's actually the best job apatow movie possible. i think it's highly underrated. the fact that it's like a 3.2 on letterbox or something is fucked up.
1:10:13 i've seen it. i saw it once in theaters, and then the only scene i've seen two scenes i think more than that don't talk about them body waxing is getting waxed on kelly clarkson. i'm just saying that's the only other that one and the the what was it? how do i know you're gay great scene great scene that you couldn't make anymore. it's true well who knows it might be coming back?
1:10:45 they should dude remake it because it's been 20 years the 60 year old virgin the same guy he fucked at the end of the first movie it fucking didn't take or whatever she she said like a fake dick exactly. he was a prosthetic dick. oh great ramp at least one
1:11:22 holy fuck. oh my god, i got hit for 99 and then got a grenade kill. that's insane. holy shit. one died squeaky. i don't know what happened there. good round guys, good round. weird one. fucking weird round. i gotta figure out who said that, chad and mute him. i don't know who said it. 68 with one grenade, kinda crazy. i have comms off so i don't know. fuck.
1:12:35 oh no, okay, i gotta mute everybody. this sucks. they ask can you gout your asia? nope, neither of the words they said started with that letter. lobby. yeah, how do i mute? tab, right click to enable your mouse pointer and then there should be like a speaker icon or something to click on. fuck it bro. punish them. there we go. and we're playing dark. dude, it's honestly, it's kind of the move.
1:13:33 the old racism speedrun. it took one round. you just repeat what they said verbatim, but like with quotation marks around it. they could have gone secret, i think. i think their smokes for secret are fucked up. bomb presented itself outside. nice. fuck. yeah, bomb mini. good round guys. good round. do you think i could survive jumping off this right now?
1:14:46 i don't know how much health you have. 31. 31? yeah, i don't know how much it does. might be tough. might be a tough one. damn. what if the cts were 40? you ever see that picture of the most evil man in united states armed forces history where he's giving that smile? you know the one i'm talking about? no. the evil type shit though. was that recent? no, it's from like 1990. what the fuck? with a deagle on silo? not anymore, bro. love that for you.
1:15:43 still one up there. on silo? some on the roof somewhere. maybe roof of mini, i gotta take a look. red box. yeah, you got me. scouted me, he's gonna take my op. what a shot, man. he's jumping like crazy. that's done. he did kind of pop out like tony montana though. hit him with the 60 degree swivel of the hips. bro looked like he was hitting the two hand forehand.
1:16:34 wait, he didn't take the op? he stuck with the scout, man. yeah, yeah, he didn't go get your gun. who does he think he is? someone other than annie? what's this guy talking about? i thought you muted him. no, no, you! oh, me? that's a musical, annie, get your gun. it's a damn musical. annie's got a gun. not another teen movie mentioned. what did her daddy do? i think we know. i think by now we know. from whence were they?
1:17:36 i don't know, i'm hearing like lobby maybe? the lobblers? down i guess? they smoked the ramp. that's not how you game sense. dude, clearing corners in this game feels so good. it feels like digging out a piece of earwax. you know what i'm saying? like the way you go to the corner of your room and dig your angle into the corner of the other room and then dig out the other side and eventually you're like... you know what i'm saying? no, sure.
1:18:26 yes, and i love ear picking. oh, of course. who doesn't? they're smoking outside, probably trying to get the secret. yeah, there's lots on roof. they peeked me freaky box. they know what's up. one got through secret. i literally why did i think i shot him and move my crosshair? why did i think i had shot him and move my crosshair? oh shit. oh fuck. where'd he come from? lots outside. yeah.
1:19:11 okay, i can't, why am i even trying to... i'm muted to them too. i forgot we're playing with racists. which honestly the least they could do is like clutch up here. if you're gonna be racist, the least you could fucking do is be cracked at counter strike. oh shit, you hear him up there man. yeah, it kind of sucks. oh. whoa.
1:19:59 oh shit man, fencing position, that's no good. grenade may have done some permanent damage. got this type of shit that we make you say, steer, i won. i'm tapping my helmet.
1:20:30 that's your, you're the third base coach. you're telling me to swing at the next meatball that comes across the plate. no, i'm challenging. oh, you're challenged? oh damn, i haven't watched any baseball this year because the jays lost like their first six games. yeah, some of the phillies. they've smoked outside again. their smokes kind of sucked in my opinion. okay, literally i should have killed him but he had a sg 553. that's not even legal. that's literally a band. that's on the band list. did they get through to us? yeah, i think so.
1:21:19 fuck these fucking ladders, man. i'll be your teammate? they're jumping up to heaven. oh, he's killed him with a revolver from like 800 yards away. miniature. there was one in the miniature. nice try, kory. surprised one in 12k people is a rays fan? literally it won best actor at the 2004 oscars. jamie foxx. did it deserve it? i can't remember. kory, who else was nominated that year?
1:22:17 which year? 04, best actor. might have a gyllenhaal in there for brokeback mountain. was that 2004? i feel like it's 05. i feel like i fell off by one. god damn. did you do any of the dolls yesterday? i did not. you know enter the gungeon is 10 years old? that makes sense. that feels about right. fucking suck. 10 years is kind of like old for a game but young for a person. yeah, that's true. trying to go vent, i think. yep.
1:23:03 glanced at literally glanced at chives said he's not gonna push trophy. there's two in trophy. there's two in trophy as we speak there's that now they breached ramp. oh, he ducked. they can't do that what was i doing man? what were you glancing at? literally? i just i was bored for one millisecond and said i got a peek how the fuck? final fantasy x is starting to show up in top retro games list. i'm gonna end it all it's i mean it literally came out in like 2003. what are you that's 23 years ago, bro that's valid that shit is old
1:23:50 you should reconsider your priorities. they shouldn't put it in there cuz it's not that good, man. you didn't enjoy the epic battle against sin? titus going ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:24:36 i couldn't hear. i said the hottest babe in final fantasy 10. i think i only know one of them and it's not the one i think i want to say. i can't remember. i remember riku? mm hmm. me too. i don't remember the other ones. top 10 hottest babes in gaming history. ah, damn. you go first. trapezoidal era lara croft. lara. i didn't even try to buy anything, man. i got mind flooded. i had money. i had my shit.
1:25:17 i'm pinned in trophy. they're not they're pinned with you. got mine. damn, what the fuck is he doing man? holy shit. he was doing some blade runner shit. what was he doing there? he had gun right? yeah, i got one bro. okay. xm 1014 tune ins, stern's on. they don't call him stern. they call him howard. your turn, your turn. ivy from soul calibur 2, your turn.
1:26:11 chinley chinley chinley chinley. chumley? no, none of us are outside, huh? it's the next guy's problem. wow. okay, one in garage. yeah, yeah, yeah, good shooting kory, good shooting. do we know where the last one is? nah. sick. sounds like lower. i literally got one kill and damage so blame the rest of the team. i did my part. fucking he went he went chumley.
1:27:25 what a grenade, what a grenade. that was beautiful. i think he's in the door though. fuck it, i'll say it, rosalina. fuck, my king. huge round, corey, huge round. stressed, stressed, stressed. holy cow. you know those racists are going crazy right now. they're going, he's one of us, he's one of us.
1:28:19 i believe one of them has an offensive sticker on their gun is what they were talking about before too. terrible molly, terrible molly. outside looks clean type of shit you'd be saying. orange got one lobby. just went to pit. hell is pit man. so not pit hut. they're being aggressive with it. you're still outside. you got outside. outside's clean. i'll check for the ramp.
1:29:12 ramp. oh, yep ramp. i couldn't hear anything. oh, yeah. oh, i know we had bomb peak. where's yellow kory? he's watching hut. sorry heaven. my brain is turned off much in heaven understood yeah from hunt. uh, yeah. okay. okay ramp. yeah last one's there too good shit guys good shit. i don't support you in any way, but good job guys. they're kind of carrying us to be honest. oh
1:30:31 dude, chat instead of a crosshair actually might be the fucking move. that way i could read chat while looking at my crosshair. faded one outside. love that. there's one on top of, three on top of silo. lots outside. i had no bullets, a little bit of fireworks. i honestly think that grenade was okay because you caught him as he was jumping.
1:31:41 he's got your op. 75 ct side. he's so bad. can live with that. damn, that's a hard shot. to hit a dude strafing in front of you as you were shooting at another dude. yeah, that's tough man. okay, here we bloody go. no. no. not the australian guy. the same physical asia bro, we're in trouble. here we bloody go. shit, he heard me.
1:32:26 he did turn around. bro's got a damn duffle bag. i know that shit's bumping into his lumbar when he jogs. i'm gonna buy he grenade, man, of all things. great shot. holy shit. you guys are awesome. oh, control! holy fuck. damn, good shooting, man. he's still up there. no, no, no. oh! oh! oh! no, not to make it 6 7, man. not to make it 6 7.
1:33:33 zero damage pistol round hurts. top 10 scariest jump scares. it was pretty scary. what are we rocking squad? scouts, scouts knives, 28 kills on this beast. and when you inspect the scout, i mean, are you seeing what i'm seeing? what's he do? oh, fuck. he's better at scouting than me. holy shit. someone on our team has ak, bro. yeah. ak and armor. he's hacking.
1:34:33 shotgun boy did not clear that at all. he got shotgun and armor, but if he dies, he's not gonna have shit next round. what do you think y'all? satellite radio season, baby. i literally almost shot you in the back, which would have killed you for sure. why would you do such a thing? i just lacked impulse control for like an iota of time. deploying smoke shield. that's a decoy for sure. i hear you in my head saying play picks.
1:35:44 squeakler. it was us opening it. i hate not having seen a single fucking player. oh, he's on top of hut. one's on top of hut. naded our boy. ready for this? ceilings leaking. hut boy dead. dropping down vent. huge play. good round. damn, the galil beast. it's kind of hard to take sight with a shotgun on this one, huh? yeah, that shotgun's crazy though.
1:37:07 the xm? yeah. yeah bro, it's non stop stand up comedy or something. they're blowing open squeaky. he's dead. he's been punished. one on a site. literally he's dead. literally he's dead. he was lurking hell and i have destroyed him. but he's alive. he has one breath left in his lungs. he could not have less life, corey. i believe in you 100%. look at the wall.
1:38:05 he is holding his guts in right now. i know he's breathing like shallow ass fucking breaths, wincing on every inhale. weird like white shit coming out of his mouth. you know what i'm talking about? you ever see the revenant? wow, purple got two double.
1:38:45 did you mute me, corey? did you mute me? nope, nope, nope, nope. i'm just locked in, sorry. they're defusing. what the fuck? i did 96 and 4, and everyone made fun of me for saying he was one tapped. i was just gonna accept it, turn around, accept it. i'm keeping this fucking smg, man. go, go, go! corey, you ever listen to cosmic surfing by harumi hisano? i don't think so. you might like it. it's a bit of a bop. recommend? yeah, why not? what kind of music is it?
1:39:35 freaky ass japanese video game music basically one more ramp. i think we got be on lock here. let's do it we've lost outside which is kind of insane as uh st but rest of the top 10 hottest video game babes list is uh patreon subscribers only sorry to inform you oh fuck he's single good kill guys good kill
1:40:29 i can't abandon this gun. what was the play there? i was literally just gonna open the door and hold down the left mouse button. it's a good play usually. watch this. heck was that? bro literally said volitro out. well, you didn't expect me to be there, that's for sure. is he a shoe? oh, bramp. oh! why was he lurking there? nobody plays there. you should be in heaven trying to get sniper kills. we literally own upper, bro. oh, devastating.
1:42:16 nice try. i'm not gonna say nice try though because they're racist, right? yeah, yeah by the substance next round. corey, do you ever think that you get miranda july and kristen schaal by being in the placebo group in the substance medical trial? what? corey, do you ever think that you get miranda july and kristen schaal by being in the placebo group of the substance trial? what do you mean get it? get? like how did that's how they are arrive on earth?
1:42:50 that's how you end up with two of the same individual. miranda july and kristen schall. kristen schall. kristen schall. you think they're the same person? they got a certain similar visage. really? right down to the haircut, bro. interesting. don't, they look alike. don't hit me with that interesting dot, dot, dot. i don't think they look alike. come on, man. librarian, pull that up, man. they do look similar. they do look alike. i just checked.
1:43:35 i guess they look alike. he's right. i gotta look up miranda july again. good fucking shooting, holy cow. thank you for saying i have 98% success rate on barstool face morphs and people are literally like questioning my face blindness. it's so crazy. i see the hair comparison, but that's really it.
1:44:13 they got big eyes. they're a little quirk up. they got indie quirk. she doesn't really manage. i doesn't really have big eyes. she's got really high cheekbones. yeah. you think she's ever met january jones? she probably plead the fifth on that one. i was trying to think of another another person with a month in their name. oh, i see. i think it's what happened. like if miranda july took the substance thinking that it was the substance, but she was actually in the placebo group. kristen shaw would have popped out.
1:44:53 xbox, xbox, red box. come on really? there's gold purple just go you have bomb bro just go. i had bomb. shit. people do need to just run. i don't know what he was like i'm gonna get a pick. what are you getting a picky bomb just go down. yeah, yeah. that might have been you though if it's you i apologize for that. no, no, no, i didn't try to get a pick. i just tried to run and got shot in my leg and then slowed down and then i literally i know what they're gonna do.
1:45:47 they're gonna do the same thing. they're gonna try to rush through hut and ramp. so we can't lobby. anyone else got no kills on t side? orange, watch here. purple's taking bomb outside. they open squeak. it's us opening squeaky away. we're gonna make some noise outside. he's in that vent by squeaky. opposite side. oh, far side? far side vent. okay. incredible grenade, man. aim at the cock. is it planted upper?
1:47:13 no, no, no. planted lower? yep. i'm en route. he's in vent? i'm in vent. he's in vent too. he's in vent, you're right. he's coming out control side, double doors. nice try, nice try. i should have had him, i had an xm in the vent. damn. 76 and 4. if he would have kept going out, i think i would have had him. i guess i didn't hit him at all now that i think about it. 90. yeti, you're not shadowbanned, but you have been restricted as a suspicious user.
1:48:09 what happened? is it like you probably got banned from so many chats that now they just assume when you talk you're gonna be banned? like, could this be the case? pushed hard to be. i've been killed by a headshot in vince. only you can see my messages? is that true, yeti? are you fucking with me? mods, only mods in yeti. oh, only mods in streamers. that's so crazy. good plays, kory. good plays.
1:49:22 you're telling me that the chat can't see what yeti's saying. he did get promoted with the streamer. all their messages get highlighted with like a three pixel border around them for me. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's so, it's like a soft vip. that's funny. oh yeah, i see him too. keck w. damn, that's awesome. flashbang.
1:50:11 i'm locking in for the match point. told you. beautiful fire. how long does the average counter strike match take? i think too long. no, i was gonna say i might take a break because i gotta go feed the cats before we do this. what's it called? 45. flock, flock around. flock around. i think it's flock around. flock, flock around. damn it.
1:51:18 it kind of sucks having to mute your teammates. only if we'd started 14 minutes earlier we would easily... i'm sorry, i'm sorry. i woke up and you're like, i'll see you, and it's like, ah, fuck. if i may, you could have just said do one without me. because the social play here was really tough. i'm sorry. i mean, honestly, it was a clutch up social play. i got an i'd play message at 902. i replied and said, this is me checking one angle. are you around or you need a minute?
1:51:46 17 minutes till the next reply. yeah. and then after 17 minutes, the reply was i need a minute and then a second later you said actually i need five minutes. yeah. that's a social flash. so flash. anyway, i'll see you in 33 minutes. we don't lose. we don't lose. we didn't lose. we don't lose. crazy. fuck it, bro. too competitive. and if we get, uh, if it takes too long, we just fucking quit.