We are smoking mid (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:01 oh, dust 2. how original. ooh, i love it. your memories are a panini is what i'm trying to say. let's... i'm the only person who voted, man. we should have started t side. so when we were down at the half, we could say it's a ct sided map. what's the name now? oh, i'm orson welles staco puevra. have you guys seen f for fake? orson welles' last movie, also the only orson welles movie i've ever seen. nope, just gonna... i just gotta... i just gotta... oh, oh, oh, i'm making my move!
0:48 he got me. dude, supermassive game based on marty supreme would actually be peak. we could finally give that fucking pretentious endo a taste of his own medicine. god, endo pisses me off. really good movie, obviously good movie, but endo's smug attitude just... god, he's irritating, man. 3b, huh? the fuck is this? nier automata 2? oh, that's gonna sting! first grenade headshot in history? yep, yep!
1:42 oops. guys, you gotta turn comms on! you gotta turn comms on! guys, turn guys, you gotta turn your mics on! you gotta mmm, while the music plays you work by candlelight. those san francisco nights, you were the best in town! keenan, you here? everyone stopped and stared at your chemical emotional what did he say? everyone stopped and stared at your chemical your chemical emot something like that.
2:22 we don't need this many. maybe we do need this many fellas at b. i don't know. am i the type of beast to stand here and get wanede at the top mid? oh, i'm the type of beast to get an assist on an obvious kill. pissing me the fuck off, man. literally a horrible spray pattern right idea. did you see how quickly... did you see how quickly i hit the crouch on that one? your voice chat is on, king. yeah, yeah, i did... i did turn comms back on, but i think i might have only turned it on for...
3:03 me and not for my teammates, which is not what i meant to do if any teammates are listening to this i did not mean to just blast your ears. i should be on push to talk as well so you shouldn't even be hearing this but if you are i apologize but do you guys like asia you guys like asia or gaucho as far as steely dan albums go? what's your favorite broken social scene album? i think there's three acceptable options guys there at a if you can hear that if you can hear this there at a
3:42 via the long doors. via the la la la la la la la long lead doors come on! oh that was a great shot i thought i had him. girl i'm gonna make you sweat. sweat till you can't sweat no more. and if you cry i'm gonna do it some more. anyway. vernon wells versus orson wells. tough. centerfield i'm taking orson any day of the week. why? which is what? why?
4:35 ooooooh! dude, i did some fucking damage that round! even though that looked bad, it was actually really good. i got an idea. i throw a decoy long. at first they go, oh shit, shots long. then they go, wait, it's a decoy. they run into the decoy and that's when i throw the frag. oh shit, long? one flash long? don't overcommit, i just got scared. greatest decoy of all time, y'all.
5:27 i'm actually i'm swagged up. i'm a god. i got scared by my own decoy. i almost killed myself with a grenade holy cow, my own decoy jump scared me. that's how you know, it's effective man. that's how you know, it's effective. we're really out there crawling like vipers through these suburban streets, man yes, sir, it's the second time this has happened you sound like dr. doofenshmirtz or whatever his name is. i
6:13 i don't know, i was too old for the show by the time it came out. but at some point you got to learn the lingua franca of the internet. i'm kind of loving the oversized poncho. is that balenciaga? wounded five long. we throw the molly in deep, deep. part of it got immediately extinguished. they've made it up cat. they're on site. i'm too good. i'm too good though. i'm too good. they can't make it on site. not long term. not long term anyway. bombs down at the on cat at a site y'all.
7:03 guys, yes, i'll match him whim for whim now. damn, i am the one, the one. you know what i'm talking about? yeah, i've been in medieval times once on my grade eight graduation trip. you'll get to 10k if you learn the five shot technique. okay, pime. pime from kill bill. the hell is going on there? type of door to not do it without its fez on.
8:04 steps, long doors. i love this game. i love this game. oh, shit. getting a little clean with it. yo, yo, orange, check this out. huge, huge. love that. no, i don't want the ak. i want you to take my pistol. oh, damn. never mind. my bad, og. ooh. two quick ones. you go, molly. yeah, good. i like the flick.
8:57 good movement too, holy cow. thirty seconds into the round, starting to get a little impatient, not gonna lie. this has all the hallmarks of a get three kills up cat. let me flash over top, yellow. i got you, let me flash over top. forget that. fellas are on long doors, bro. in the pit? they're in the motherfucking pit? check this out. i mean, he's in for a world of hurt if he's down there. i wanted to kill though. i wanted to kill.
9:57 wait, i got a message from kory already. i didn't think he'd be ready till 9.30. 9.14 is already... yes, sir! sorry, didn't expect the early fragger. of course, kory, of course. my bad og. bugle grenade? bugle grenade? bugle grenade? fuck it, we rushed. they're not taking my kills this time. when they're this demoralized, you have an obligation to make it worse. look at that. do you see that fucking movement? oh no, they be taking my kills! play with confidence! damn, what a shot.
10:56 they're on site like web, y'all. wait, they already killed them all. awesome. thanks, brother. motherfucker. two in one? okay, man, okay. mvp for an ace round? only because you got my kill, because i softened the dude up for you, but whatever. i'm telling corey we should be done soon. we're 8 0. i said we'll be done in 13 rounds. that's right, we're going to win 13 8. orange has 38 damage, man. oh, they're not going to see this coming.
11:53 oh, they are not gonna see this coming. very interesting smoke too. fuck it, we push. not bad, y'all. embarrassed it took me two shots. two pretty fucking clean shots though. two pretty clean shots. take this, brother. good luck charm. you like how they swap jerseys after a football match? take one of those. the hell was that, man? they're in tunnels.
13:06 i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry, man. i know the smoke lineup tutorial on youtube promised that it would make you a beast on t side dust, but you got to be doing something a little bit different than that. just a little bit different than that. damn. pretending to like doyle brunson, man. got to open some boxes. i just don't
13:56 like, stopping the long rush is crazy because i'm the only beast who's got the stones to rush you long. he's reloading to my right. right there. see the fella get slumped. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. you even saw him. never gonna do it without your pheasant. oh, i could have gotten the flash, man.
14:45 106 damage on round 12 is kind of devastating, man. it's kind of devastating. one more nade slot, my lord? yeah, but until they let you take two frags, i don't need four grenades. motherfucker, man. where'd that wall come from? swag. you see my life flash before my eyes for a second there? smoke? molotov? what the fuck are we... what are we doing?! we burned to death. holy shit.
15:47 did you see, i killed him and then it was like, pow, it was like a flash of light hit me in the face. decoy long into shinobu spam plant a. let's do this chums. watch this, huge. the michael duble flash? no, i don't think so. no, i don't think so. no, i don't think so. okay, who's next? we're out long, y'all. push them. who got the smoke? i bought decoy, i couldn't afford. oh, i planted my feet. i planted my feet. i really thought i had him to be honest with you.
16:57 oh, what a shot! he folded like a shooting gallery at the carnival. he's in pit. he's in pit. oh! oh, shit. how did i do two in one, bro? my decoy hit somebody? easy money, bro. oh, shit. lieutenant rank 21. don't i get a box off of that? oh, shit. oh, shit. graffiti! yes! sure, man. i'll take a case, obviously, but i've got to get the graffiti.
17:53 it's been so long since i've had any graffiti. let me talk to my good friend corey. generals gathered in their masses just like witches with fat asses who is this in your profile picture now? that's orson welles. it is orson welles. that's orson welles. ah, the french. he knows. he knows the champagne ad. can you invite me? i'm orson welles, take au poivre. i see that.
18:33 i just i'm already in the party. i just wanted to say that. i know what's that? i need to do it. i need to do it. oh, i have so much graffiti. i didn't even know about yes. oh, did weekly rewards reset they did. i mean the pink l is huge graffiti man. yeah, they have a purple one right now and then open and equip this. this is a blonde. if you can drop this on the enemy spawn in the tom cruise suite, you officially win the any percent eblon.
19:10 you know, it's that emote of the guy, his eyes keep popping out of his head and he's like sticking his tongue, he's being silly. there you go, someone put it in 4k for you. i see that, yeah there's a lot. the skin in my yellow country teeth, so damn true. corey, favorite song on the clap your hands say yes self titled? and you can't say the skin in my yellow country teeth.
19:32 sorry, you rattled off a lot real fast. clap your hands say yeah the brooklyn band from 2004. now that everybody's here can we please have your attention there is nothing left to fear. man i haven't listened to them in a long time. alec unsworth he's got a unique voice. i don't think i could name i mean besides the song you just named i don't think i can name a song. come on come on. bro i'd i'd
20:02 i don't got that capability. well, they have one song that's called clap your hands say yeah. okay. clap your hands. now i can name two. let the cool goddess rust away. that's pretty good. not a big clap your hands say yeah guy. did you like the follow up one? i only really remember underwater, you and me. i didn't like their sophomore album as much. i enjoyed their first one a lot.
20:44 you strike me as the type of beast that was really getting into rattatat. really into rattatat? no, my friend was you strike me as the type of fella who was obsessed with my morning jacket. no. you, to me, i think you really fucked with we still love you boris yeltsin. or somebody still loves you boris yeltsin. i don't even know who that is. you were going crazy over menomina.
21:17 yep. yeah. yes. yeah. when i was like seven years old. not the manana. oh, well, no, i like that one. what else was it? you strike me as the type of motherfucker who knows all the words to insist or buy tapes and tapes. i think you're the type of motherfucker whose favorite wolf parade album isn't apologies to the queen mary. not a big wolf parade guy. motherfucker, man. i mean, i'm impressed. your name and shit i've heard of. i'm looking them up.
21:58 i bet your favorite album of 2006 was pink by boris. no. 2006? damn. i'm fucking crashing out, man. i wish. i want to participate. i kind of like this indie crossing over with john edwards bit though. what the fuck is this? i'm getting vibes of... i'm getting james murphy vibes from someone in the audience. there's someone in the audience who likes lcd sound system. the whole audience puts up their hand. i like music.
22:41 fucked up hidden world. i only know the chemistry of common life to be honest with you. corey, you seem like you would have fucked up a la savvy fab album. that's not only what man. it was a band called the pots and pans. i didn't know you fucking bawled so deep. read a lot of pitchforkmedia.com back in the day. this makes a ton of sense. i bet you fuck with the dirty projectors though because they have that one album that's based on the black flag album.
23:17 rise above my muted. i don't even know if i listened to the dirty projectors. most of my music that i fucked with. i mean, you're in the right era for sure. yeah, it was like 98 to 2005. but yeah, you don't know crush by jennifer page. i didn't listen to the radio. i had a.
23:53 a car stereo with a cd player and later an aux input from my ipod. mm hmm, but the tape was it like you put the tape in the tape deck? i did have that for a while. mouth had that until like 2012 and in 2006 it was kind of like what are you doing by 2010 it was like damn this shit is awesome it's kind of awesome to be honest. in his vulva? in his vulva. dead ass real story.
24:22 malve's family growing up, or at least when i was in high school with them, they had two cars. they were both the exact same volvo station wagon. one was red, one was green. and at the time i kind of made fun of them for it. as i grew up, i was like, damn, well guys, i got six bullets left. they're at b. i got to pull back. oh no, bombs down cab, man. check that out. the christmas volvos? yeah, but like honestly, turns out they were very reliable automobiles.
24:53 holy shit, i got him with my last bullet and i got his done. and then i was caught, babe caught me slipping. i just kind of stood around. i just held my angle. frame and mog them? you're gonna do o'mogal? what's o'mogal? he doesn't know. so o'mogal, it's like omegle but it connects you with someone with a giga chad filter? well, no, you just look at the camera and then it judges you and tells you who's mogging who or whatever. wait, that's kind of awesome. one long.
25:38 another long. bombs down long doors. oh god. mid, mid. lots mid. no sweat og. oh fuck! i'm kinda crazy man. i'm kinda crazy. the shotgun dude went insane. you did get a 3k. i'm not trying to diminish you. no no no. i feel like i got my mvp. i got my mvp. i shot like three bullets. doing pretty well then. 10.66 damage per bullet. ain't so bad.
26:25 quick maps. you wake up and just feel like your eyes are just like lagging behind. yeah, increasingly like as i get older for sure. definitely for like a half an hour yesterday my vision was like 2% blurry. you said cat. you didn't hear that did you? i did not hear that. you fixed it. yes! bomb on cat? i got you purple you don't need to be. last one we saw a cat or not maybe never mind. bombs there. can you make this shit? oh shit. he's long. here come the long stepper.
27:24 nice. he's the lyrical feeder. hey, it's boba fett. that guy's got boba fett. is it boba fett but he has bubble tea armor? no, it's just boba fett. this is a really basic picture of boba fett. damn. from return of the jedi. return of the, when he gets eaten by the sarlacc? i think just before that, i think. not empire strikes back when he's still kind of swagged up.
27:56 no, it's looking like it's a desert image. yeah, that sounds like it sounds like return of the jedi. it made me whoa, there's one car long but that's okay. maybe broke cracked my helm a little. yeah, one more one more top mid the doubled core. you on be your bomb over there. oh shit. yeah. for brother i'm on route. watch out purple. damn he fucking whipped his head. nice.
29:04 tons tons, okay, you got it huge good round guys. i said yeah, it's good round guys halfway through the movie he's just talking to the camera and then he looks at a waiter and says could you take this away and bring me the steak? oh plava it's so swag. i think he might have been the first guy with swag he's a wild guy man
29:40 or was, i guess. rip. never know. could be an elaborate hoax. true. smoked middle. twice. we used to smoke mid. remember that? like our generation. last one's cat, man. siberian katru. yeah, we run this town. honestly, if they didn't kill him, i had him dead to fucking rights, man. this is a fucked up round, man. i don't even want to say anything. i don't want to jinx it. do you ever get gaslit by your cat?
30:47 mmm, how so? i might need to elaborate more. yeah. i was in the bedroom this morning and i farted and it stunk so bad. so far so good. i had to check my pants to make sure i didn't shit myself. that's insane obviously, but... it was so bad. i realized jiro took a poop in the litter box. i was like, oh okay, it was the cat poop. it was the cat poop that smelled.
31:16 yes, i was worried it was a kill. it wasn't your fart, but you did fart. correct. i did fart. he timed it. oh my god, sorry. almost shot you in the fucking head, bro. good shooting, kory. another one. two more, two more. all here. here's a terrible callout, i realize. apologies. well, i knew where you were, so it's okay. damn, i can see your icon in the bottom left! i can see your icon saying some shit! yeah... better than no callout.
31:58 ryan doesn't know what to do with that story, i know. well, it's like you didn't really get gaslit by your cat. it sounds like you farted and he pooped. yeah, but it's just like it's not like he said you made it smell bad. you gaslit yourself vis a vis your cat. vis a vis your feline companion. getting too french for me. where's that latin? he's a latin? vis a vis, is that latin? oh, is that latin? heard you, brother. i heard you running with your fucking loud ass boots.
32:38 how does that not kill? he's behind xbox. no, he's not. he's rushed me and i've blown him up with a grenade. the grenade really hurt. he's toast. did you see his fear leave his body, man? now that's more my speed. so, wow. car is in the front yard. yes. and i woke up with my clothes on. did you wake up with your clothes on?
33:22 i woke up with you coming through the window last night you son of a bitch. forget it. that was embarrassing. no one rush b. they're throwing some utility. i didn't mean to call you that. yeah, that's a long. i just wish you didn't swear like i think the message of the song is pretty good but i wish you didn't have to resort the cursing. oh, i wasn't paying attention. so it's seven one.
34:11 it's weird to wake up with a song stuck in your head that you haven't listened to. oh man, happens all the time to a guy like me. yeah, well. you know one song i probably have not heard for 20 years but i get stuck in my head like once a month? get outta the way by uh, i think it's by the vines? it's the vines or the hives. uh yeah they're the same, they occupy the same space in my head for sure. you seem like the type of beast that had one beat on? you seem like the type of beast that had hate to say i told you so on repeat.
34:55 i hate to say i told you so. do what i want, cause i said what i do because i wanna. did what i done cause i put in a broom because i gonna. one faded b tunnels. lights was too bright for him. okay, that was staircase difference but fair enough. he's heavily wounded at the bottom of b tunnels. freaky box. bomb down cat. it looks like he got killed by an angel. i knew it.
35:44 i said a one, two, three, take the bomb and plant the bean because you look so fine that i'm really gonna smoke the line. i said you look so fine that i'm really gonna smoke the line. dude, minecraft parodies are dead. we should do some counter strike parodies. it hit them on the, it hit him in the fucking eyebrow, man. yeah, yeah, yeah, play time, play time. damn, damn.
36:24 i like that she's an up down girl. she be living away cuz up down. she be trading it for an aka because it suits it better when she plays. and she's gay. just trying to give it a little broad appeal. but you better not spray. better not spray. little more cs code. i panic there's two long doors.
37:03 that's alright, blue's chillin' with an awp, they're gonna get it. yep. ooh, tons. oh, come on! this fuckin' awper, bro. shoot your shoulder, you're dead. awpercat. still remembering to sit when you pee? i actually got out of the habit, i appreciate the reminder. it's the accountability, buddy. now you do what you want, king. that was awesome. i think sitting makes more sense. above all else, i consider myself like...
37:56 logical to a fault. sitting does make more sense in all ways except temporal. it takes very slightly longer. oh shit. oh shit! i feel like when i sit down i want to like take... yeah you can't take your phone out. it feels like... if you sit down to pee and you take your phone out you're definitely like you're cooked. yeah it's just like it's more of a commitment there. you just look at the wall for like
38:36 11 seconds or something. yeah, i mean like nowadays we only have like magazines in the bathroom. i mean you're peeing though. we're talking about peeing. you bought me a zeus. one suicide. smoking nothing. you're not getting any of that right? you didn't hear shit. nothing. none of that. well it was fucking none of us. scout on cat. damn my ears are good.
39:32 one is track one off a funeral by arcade fire. that smoke is on inverted time. that's ten at smoke. that smoke was like going into the grenade. did you see that? no, i didn't. one's a ct spawn. there's one in our ct spawn. op decoy as well. what's op decoy? op decoy is mid. i just mean what do the words mean when they're put together like that? he threw a decoy that was an op.
40:19 okay, i see. was playing up sounds. i'm getting my swagger back. no. yeah. this whole responsibility man. by me. what do we all throw all of our equipment on the ground and then just run in and whatever you get you fucking get. that'd be fun. all right. i guess you guys are going a all right. i'll go cat i guess every cat kory. i was like a long i would plus two with one cat as well. oh not cat. sorry. that's long.
41:10 i'm in, y'all. even liar, y'all. just due to the way the names lined up, i literally thought you turned into a terrorist. the way you walked out of the door at the exact same time that the t walked out of the door. so it was like, i was like, damn, corey switched up his whole fucking look, man. corey switched up his whole flow, man. whenever i see like the redheaded terrorist, i get so confused. archie andrews.
41:52 i hear you brother. hear me out here? i mean, where are we going? looks like they're gonna rush b. what are we doing here boys? let's see. b, b rush. they rush b. i throw a decoy down mid and they go, holy shit, they pooled their money and bought an op. you should get decoy assists. if someone gets a kill, uh, purple's got bomb. if someone gets a kill while a decoy is active, it should count as a decoy assist. did doors. one tunnels. tons, tons. that was a crazy shot. it was a crazy shot. i suck. okay. i suck.
42:51 let's do that. we fucking got it. damn, i fired 126 shots that round. what? i'm just playing. is that possible? i did shoot my own guy in the back. i did do that part. dude, decoy is op. i think he's pretty good. that's true. when did i start saying i suck in rounds where i get two kills? like, right? i'm recreating my friend apollo from base principles. i'll flash myself out long and get three kills and clutch up.
43:33 i'll die long doors with the galil. ooh, one beat ons at least crazy place from from our green on that one insane place 97 and four come on brother. that sucks. hate that we are broke. you ain't broke if you got a little steel in your pocket. know what i'm talking about? it goes from halle berry to hallelujah. carried a knife i think or a gun.
44:25 everybody gonna respect the shooter. how? how? oh my god. oh my god. i got fucking body blocks, bro. this is why you don't buy aks round two as t. buy this. everybody has fucking aks on the other team, dude. give me his armor. oh. i feel like we might have a b to mid, like tunnels to mid, or alternatively,
45:18 a bee angle or a cat angle. they're a little aggro at long though. okay, i'm gonna go b. love that. there's probably a guy in tons. he says he thinks only one crossed. bombs going b. we own these streets. we can be tons. great call out kory, i had no idea. bugle frag. bugle frag. window. last one, unknown. like that weird ass pokemon. he's coming mid.
46:20 with an op. i'm standing slightly off center. he molly'd window. that's an odd choice. i guess he's running. did the game just say get this bomb and dick him down? joker. some shit you see in joker. corey, you seem like your number one song of 2003 was uh house of jealous lovers by the rapture. no.
47:05 i bet my good friend's girlfriend's favorite song was that. good song. pretty good song. hell of a bass line. god, that would have been sweet. mid doors, be careful. okay, i didn't expect him to push up. the tunnels, be careful on tunnels. he's coming from lower tunnels. towards b? negative. he killed me rushing from b to tunnels.
47:55 he's been no scope now though. never mind, one still alive down there. swag, good patience. my kings. damn, damn, damn. we run this town man, that's crazy. it's kind of a stupid game. plus four points off that one. because you're on a, you hate that. hardest four points i've ever gotten in my life, man. yeah.
48:48 yeah, corey, you seem like the type of guy that thinks turn off the bright lights is definitely better, but you're fucking with slow hands regardless. i love fucking with slow hands. interpol. i was not an interpol guy. that whole genre, i don't know what you refer to that as. good music. garage indie? i don't know. post the strokes and that type. post something. i wasn't into a lot of that. i couldn't get over the
49:31 i love you baby. you know like the singing through a megaphone type shit. didn't sound that much like interpol to me. it sounded more like, i don't remember. it sounded more like, i don't know, it sounded more like track one off of the clap your hands say yeah self titled to be honest. it is the strokes yes. oh that's the strokes. like the strokes and like i don't know. i think the closest i got was like maybe international noise conspiracy.
50:21 sorry, did you ask me a question? nope. oh, no problem. ask me no questions, tell you no lies, brother. favorite song by till tuesday? i don't know till tuesday. amy mann's band from the 80s? i'd probably say voices carry, personally. you know that? hush, hush, keep it down now. voices carry. is that what she says? i always thought it was like, it's so scary. yeah, a lot of people think she says, it's so scary.
51:12 yeah, yeah, yeah. voices carry. yeah. okay. you take a guy to like read the lyrics when they are said in the song, the words appear as images in my mind. the image of the text appears in my mind. interesting. in that way, i cannot help but read them because the image is presented to me. interesting. i feel like i have like i mean, oftentimes it's basically impossible to understand in my head what they're saying. really?
51:59 yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm still trying to tease together that sound that britney spears does at the start of hit me baby one more time. you know the... still trying to... i think she might say like 40 words in 0.025 seconds. oh? she says words? i thought she was just moaning. a lot of people would. she's a very complicated person. yeah, back then it was real complicated.
52:37 it was actually avril lavigne. original avril, og avril. you mean not the replacement, not the body double? now it's avril, avril the trench. oh, instead of ravine? yeah. okay. avril, i'm gonna date every canadian male singer that's ever existed. she hasn't dated the bruce coburn yet to the best of my knowledge. still time. she absolutely can, it's just funny.
53:13 there's a bit problematic age gap, elder abuse. yeah. yeah. elder abuse. i think bruce coburn is like, he's like 82 years old, maybe even older. if i know anything about rock stars, i don't think you'll have any. shit. i don't think you'll have any problem. that's true. she never dated glenn gould. she's working her way. get there.
53:44 you gotta marry him for like what three years on average or something? i don't care for his music but he's got a hell of a pianist. i did today's uh steam avatar and nickname was almost going to be vern edqvist glen gould's piano tuner but i thought it was a little esoteric. they went with orson welles steak uplock. i mean orson welles is one of those famous filmmakers of all time. vern edqvist is a piano tuner from north battleford saskatchewan.
54:21 not to be pulling a mclovin and saying mohammed is the most common name in the world read a book sometime but still. we gotta take wikipedia away from this guy. well, i'm getting most of this shit from letterbox. i guess they're getting it from wikipedia. i think about it. so i was just walking like he's on controller. i'm ready to party on stairs. perhaps he's been faded. sounds like a couple connector.
55:18 35 and two or six to four. one of the best places to stand is a place they never expected, like right out in the open on top of an obstacle. sometimes you're right. kory, i figured out how to play mirage by the way, t side. we just need one person who knows how to throw a smoke in window and then we don't have to just funnel ourselves either into apartments or into like the tunnel at a and get grenaded to death. i unfortunately do not know how to throw a smoke in window. i learned and then forgot. i will risk my life to run out
55:49 and throw a smoke into the window while peeking. look at that, now we bloomed in the fucking window. and we're upbeat. we're a cat, bro. we're a cat. yeah, it's my bad on the shot to be honest. ooh shit, one left. dude, the smoke is crazy. can somebody place in text the exact smoke lineup and i'll hit it every time? mark it. oh shit, he's manning the cash. nice.
56:40 hard to explain without a video. yeah. well people were teaching people shit for years like before i know i know you like existed so like i think they can figure it out. can you just write it with this to do with this carpet? i mean we had people going to medical school before cameras existed so i think they can write in text if we can write in text how to do like a heart transplant we can we can write in text how to line up the smoke mortality rate was insNLy high still is bro 100% last time i checked
57:16 mocked. my smoke missed like horribly by the way, but you know what? we recreated in aggregate. it smoked me in the fucking tunnels. we recreated it in fucking aggregate. it's called billy bean for a reason, bitch. sorry, i'm getting a little too aggro here. one connector. he got me. nice kill. nice kill. first heart transplant was in 6 7 by the way. damn. and that was ben shapiro that did that, right? do i remember correctly? yep. vc or ad.
58:07 w grenade kory you think the average person wouldn't if i said that the pyramids were built in the year 1000 do you think they would think it's bc or ad? 80 it's a sick world. we live in i think if you say it like a year like that people are gonna think ad instantly it's a sick world. we live in man, but they'd be stupid i actually have no idea when the pyramids were built by the way wise bomb no one does man. i've been opt top mid. i
58:47 don't worry, it's just a deagle. you know what? i'm gonna go google image search mirage window smoke cs2. easiest mirage window smoke. five months ago. twelve seconds. oh, jeez. what is this? it's got massive attack in the background. i'm watching this on 3,000 different loops. okay. i scrolled down, by the way, kate, i don't know if you're watching. i scrolled down and your video is the second one.
59:28 okay, you go to the corner, aim at the second embroidery and jump throw. i get it. go to the corner, second embroidery, jump throw. okay, i can do this. and now i want to listen to teardrop by mass effect stat. okay, watch this, kory. ready for this shit? yep.
59:58 i'm excited to see. teardrop brings the fire. oh damn, you guys are jerking off together. you line it up like this shit, zoom in on this motherfucker, jump throw and then we wait for it to bloom. unfortunately, big les is dead. holy fuck, it fucking worked. it did and there's an awp in there too. don't grenade it when we're walking past, brother! well, he would have exploded if he was looking, right? oh, i fucking knew he was going to be there too.
1:00:42 how does that miss? justin, you're in chat. how does that miss? 99 and 4! okay, i'll smoke it every fucking round. now that i'm fucking swagged up with the smoke. now i can be a team player. and we waver at the boom, but we don't have to go that way. yeah, you learn that, then you learn the connector one. how about i've done my part, somebody else goes to youtube shorts for the next part. i've already done my schoolwork for today. i got no guarantee that i'll remember it.
1:01:25 i gotta do it like a hundred times. all right, our teammate has thrown a smoke on us but you know, it's the thought that counts we out here that came from jungle. what the fuck outside the streets on fire with a real death waltz between what's flesh and what's fantasy? oh see the jungle
1:02:06 poets out here all right, nothing at all. they're just stand back and let her. that's all right, you got some money. i wish i could see on the replay how my smoke did though. kiki bought an op. it's literally the best gun in the game, one shot kills bro. it is the best gun in the game for sure. morningwood bought nothing. he bought a scout.
1:02:52 scout means either your teammate is god or like a complete idiot. so let's see how this goes. op is boobah, not kiki, by the way. there's something about cuz when it shoots it goes poom, poom. one looking long connector. looking long? looking pad connector, sorry. yeah, op is boobah for sure. op is boobah. wait, do all grenades have the same weight?
1:03:41 no, what i was about to say was insNLy stupid. i was about to say why don't i just stand in spawn and just throw frag grenades at the window? it would be awesome if it worked, man. yeah, if only they weren't on a timer. i'll just molly, i'll just molly the window from here. yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:04:04 i'm holding a mystical sphere. wait, i fucking am holding a mystical sphere. it's direct from the hospital. is that what, keenan, are you here? does he say it's direct from the hospital? it sounds like he says hospital. direct from la casa? it's direct from the la casa. no, man. i think this song might be about shungite. shungite? no, isn't he in prison?
1:04:57 what are we doing here guys? we can't just dance around. i'm busy burning to death in heaven. faded one, faded one jungle. once mid site left. this team's doing nothing man. corey's doing great. corey's top fragging. no, no this is a better mirage than normal. the only thing is we need to do something now that i know the smoke man. yeah we did smoke mid and then win.
1:05:35 which i think is fine, maybe, as long as you smoke mid every time, then it's kind of like a fake smoke. or do we go, or maybe we fucking walk up. he said rushing through apps. well that's just suicidal. i don't think we should do that. i think we should slow play picks to be honest, but... let's see if that works. well, we can't slow play picks because half our team doesn't have guns. well, we just wait for them to die. also no one on this team knows what like
1:06:28 my king. up, down. yo, no shit. stat track. false hat. damn, we run these streets? crazy grenade for me. absolutely insane grenade for me. good cat. i think so. you're literally a king. that was a crazy play. you should get one kill per round for throwing the smoke that blocks the window. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's the most selfless thing you can do.
1:07:20 he said, let's do that again. that's what said it in an awesome voice. was it an awesome voice or was it maybe just his natural accent? let's do that again. all right, that is an awesome voice. you were telling no lies. they've all gone lower by the way. yeah, they did not do that again. they're going to walk through here. i'm going to opt them. they can't resist. that dude was cat. they've killed one cat. i think they've cleared a for us, corey. i think we should go back, go lower to a. one's going cat right now. careful of your back.
1:08:14 i can just play it on b right now. that's fine, you got the bomb. he's top mid. oh cat cat cat. great flash. he's cooked, don't even sweat it. fellas probably saving. no he's on site i think. he's on site? i heard him. are you sure there were c t shoes? might have been t t shoes. i'm dead. w cord? i thought i heard him on site but... maybe that was you guys, maybe you guys had loud feet. i mean we were running around for sure.
1:09:21 dude, stat track frag grenade. where are the women? they're calling me andre iguodala. is that good? is that a good thing? fuck, shit. fuck, fuck. yes, man. it means you're clutch. it means i'm swag. bloomed or not, both smokes bloom beautifully. glad to hear that. i was asking the question. yeah, they're bloomed like crazy. never been better, man.
1:10:06 they threw a second one down. one's running cat, one's running cat. ooh. op car on b. okay. motherfucker, he got knifed, bro. shooting gallery. he got knifed a millimeter away from me. he did, he did. that's big money for them. big money. is this last round? last round. fuck. that's how you want me to rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip. time the money horribly on that. really? i'm fucking loaded. you need to buy?
1:10:59 what the fuck? yeah. too late? just take one of these brother. they're gonna be pretty pissed my smoke hasn't bloomed yet i guess but maybe you try going to heaven. yeah. love it. love it. been drinking it for years. sorry brother. i'm molly carl. jungle? yep. off jungle. i didn't plant bro. don't shoot me. i want mvp.
1:12:06 i really thought i had him. god is my witness. i thought i had him. okay. no. good try. it's not that 24 and 2. 29 and 2. i'm more of a ct sided player anyway, personally. yeah, definitely on this map in particular.
1:12:43 you want to smoke connector, hug the trash can near where you throw the window one and jump it throw aiming at this jump throw aiming at this part of the rug. damn, i can do that. i've been doing it too. i can do that. it's faster if two people do it but i don't know if it's better if one person does it or not. w. justin, i can do that. i can do it. you need someone else to throw you the smoke unfortunately. yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:13:11 okay, why did we oh there's one cat he's cat with the bomb cat with the body's bored with the cat and he's in the camp board where's my good friend? kory? he's gonna get a cat to be oh, what the fuck is happening? you got up there crazy real quick man, you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna stand mid
1:13:39 like a boss and block the smoke. yes. or shoot it out of the air so it smokes off their hopping spot. and can you even do that? is that allowed? it's like some shit you see in like an indian movie. shoot the grenade out of the air so it falls back on the person who threw it. and it's slow motion, they threw it off a horse and then they slide the horse under a truck. blocked. i semi blocked the smoke. they smoked connector real good.
1:14:23 they're rushing b again, i think. he's in the window, in the little window above you, ryan. come on, come on. take a step. take a step on me. swag! i do want his gun. one up, con. con. because i can't get out. i'm going to die here. i have no idea where they are or where our teammate is. teammates holding duallies on cat. confirmed. damn, wade, wade.
1:15:21 least least medicated counter stroke player. i think he wanted them to die. that was a really good try all things considered man like that was that was pretty crazy. he was a little cracked out. hey now we have a gun. don't stone type that in my chat. that's crazy. that's foul man. pretty funny though. it's pretty funny. don't type that. that's crazy. can't be saying all that.
1:15:55 these guys got some t sided strats man. i don't know what to do honestly. they're doing crazy mid shit i think is what's going on. yeah, bait again. yep, i panicked, i literally panicked. i prioritized saying yup instead of shooting my gun. nice try, nice try. cs is so simple to quote a phrase.
1:16:42 you've known it all this time, i'm learning it these days. i'm going out of my mind. oh, you know what i'm talking about? with the pain that stops and starts. is this a dylon? no, yes it is, yes it is. yes it is, man. how'd you know? dylon, dylon, dylon. it's got a certain je ne sais quoi.
1:17:19 damn it, 96 in 4, 84 in 1. fuck off. sounds like the math question they make you solve after you win mcdonald's monopoly. you've won mcdonald's monopoly? i haven't won like a free coffee once. no snowmobiles, i'm afraid. i think they're just gonna run mid. i'm holding on kat with an xm. i'm listening to the new episode of opie and anthony. steps near me on kat? i think you gotta peek this fella. nah, wait him out. he's gotta come here.
1:18:14 i feel like anton. man, i feel like anton. the last might be kat. yep. no, that's you i think. i don't know where the offer was. sort of molotov mocktail at me. okay, so he is. he was like mid or underpass. that's me. he's in window window going towards a he's killed me from connector easiest one of my life.
1:19:16 oh, going from pro cs to this is hilarious. kory, we should do that next time we're at a canucks game. let's do that. when the second intermission happens and they bring out like the little kids that are playing hockey, just say some shit like it's crazy to go from nhl hockey to... damn, these kids are so much better than the canucks. well yeah. damn, these kids are fucking mogging the canucks. holy cow.
1:19:55 all right, i guess one coming up a they said come up this way i've killed one in apartments the bombers in apartments apps you drown. it's kind of cool that when he died ii through the bomb corey anybody watching hat pack one pick one. you got to take either wendy's knees or keith richards heart. what are you taking right now transplanted straight into your body right now like like as of today today today that market market
1:20:55 i don't know what the fuck yellow's doing here. so, wenby's knees probably? sorry. yeah, probably wenby's knees. yeah, smart. great movie too. also, if the knees go out, you don't like die. eric romer. one of his morality tales. the fuck? bro is sitting... he's sitting in pallet. there's no fucking reason we lost. like, we should have lost that. that's insane. bro was sitting in the part of costco where they hide the stuff you can't buy yet.
1:21:33 oh, i see. i see. palu? is this a pokemon reference? hey, can i ask you something? why is your name zika? which shit is he, a virus? i mean, like, when did you come up with that name? is what i'm trying to say. fated one heaven. this is probably a. fated one ramp. fated one ramp. yes. my baby's the pearl of the quarter. know what i'm talking about? she a chummer like you've never seen.
1:22:36 you didn't see bomb though, right? what do you want me to do, kory? i got three kills, man. i'm asking if we saw bomb. somebody else can spot the bomb. she's putting a lot on my plate, man. good play, good play, ryan. good job. that's all i'm asking for. here we go, seven straight, bro. not even how that works. it's gotta be nine straight, but still. gold teeth one or two. it's gotta be two, but one is really funky. keenan, are you here? i'd love the expert to weigh in on this one.
1:23:20 dean and ivory waynes? i wish man ghostface killer reference bugle smoke guy who smokes off his own connector just leaving a little just a little peek oh jiro no no oh shit how did he get there man one b apps top mid oh come on two b apps
1:24:10 oh my god, i thought that was someone i thought that was a i thought he was on my team when he when he the way he picked me with that kind of confidence i said that guy's on my team you ever wonder when they're wearing those fuck ass third jerseys they ever get confused about who they're supposed to be passing it to sure. i think it's it's only human man. yeah, you picked a really terrible time for me in that situation my boy
1:24:55 jumped on your lap? oh, captain rank 28. yes, he jumped on my lap, right, as two men rushed me in apartments. classic. and we were yapping about some shit. classic. classic cat behavior.