I feel like Chris Pratt on Titan (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:02 why are you? we need a sopranos for the arcade fire generation. he's kind of on one today, fix the audio tomorrow? i'm on one for life bro. kory thoughts on the sunlandic twins by of montreal. all those ones kind of bleed together for me. is that the one that starts with requiem for omm2 from the oc soundtrack and then track two is i was never young? is that the sunlandic twins? is that the one with the applebee's commercial song on it? or at the outback steakhouse commercial?
0:47 as long as you're not talking about some fucked up tweed bullshit like coca loco or the poppies asleep in the attic man. is it like bow down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down
1:23 all right. you hear that? yes, i did, man. yes, i did. not only did i hear it, i think i heard it maybe like 20 times each one offset by like one millisecond. yes, it's broke. it's like these like paid for audio things and it's broken. was it a song? it's a charlie. oh, charlie.
1:56 it used the new website going around maybe. oh shit, that was funny. why is why you don't need to apologize? that was funny as fuck, man. i don't know why like you're being ported through my mic and i don't even know why. i think it's a travesty. nobody knows the olivia tremor control anymore, man. i read a study yesterday said 60% of current high school students can't even define a transparent dream, bro.
2:29 brian, you sounds like you're three inches tall in your right now. what the hell? glados is i'm getting nagged by glados man. i'm getting nagged by glados right now. you can't do this to him. what the hell did i do man? i didn't do shit to you glados. i can't even play your game. you get too much motion sickness.
3:02 i'll tell you what though, cake wasn't a lie at mother's day yesterday. little basque cheesecake with blueberry compote on top. pretty good man, pretty good. okay. fucking christ. i got two headshots from dudes that are still alive. they planted b? i appreciate getting the kill there. those assists are huge. a? i'm on b. nothing on b. it is an a.
3:50 you got it. that was fucking crazy. oh shit fencing pose this guy's in. i don't think this brother is going to make it to the hospital man. the sign of severe neurological damage. i don't even think i reloaded. he did a little bit like to a tag of my lola. no he didn't he did just a touch. corey you remember the song uh crush by jennifer page?
4:26 when is gen z gonna have a jennifer page era? what was crushed by jennifer page? it's just a little thing crush every time we touch. i don't think they're long, y'all. sounds like there's someone cat. boy. ox mid, he wants the cord. octopus mid, game sense, love sense. that's a tough one.
5:27 nonsense, that's better, that's better. we doing this? i'm feeling like xm triple kill long doors. that's sick. i wonder what this guy means by your mom's your dad. that's huge. i saw one long doors. it might have been the wind. we got problems cat. by problems, i mean i'm almost there. the problem. it's me, taylor swift.
6:17 they're through cat. yep. yeah, they're through cat. apparently we had nobody on cat on a site. i go long every time everybody agrees. that's tough. oh, we got step on our team again. the lineup to watch long is 100 people and the lineup to watch cat is zero people. i'll say steps on. i don't know who this person is. he was our bottom fragger last time. oh, you have six kills and 600 damage. holy fuck, man.
6:53 i had a crazy first round. ryan from the walls. ryan from the walls. that's me. here's some tons. the flankler. there. yeah, b. heavy b. this guy hates cars. yeah, fucking get in line, bro. that's it. race to find the bomb. i got a kill just doing the nova spray into the smoke, man.
7:56 damn! and the mvp, really? alright, well ooh, a gun! sheesh! okay, i'm the long boy. you had the cinnamon toast crunch dipped cone from dairy queen yet? no. looks kinda interesting, man. i don't think i've been to dairy queen in like two years. got a lot of questions about it. dipped cone? they're dipping the cone now? oh, they've been dipping the cone for a long time. doesn't that make your hand all fucking messy? aw, they got gloves or some shit. you know how the fda was.
8:35 you go bomb the late flash on long. yep. cataract way clean right now. all right, elizabeth. you got this same top of mid. yeah. bombs down top mid. oh shit. didn't even see him. thank you. brain stem. thank you. brain stem. whoa.
9:15 this guy, you know, that's how you know ryan's a real one. he's thinking the brain stem. yeah. i mean, there was no executive function involved in that one. blizzards are still good. blizzards are really good. blizzards are good as fuck. they're so unbelievably awful for you. it's so insane. like, i know people are going to say, what do you expect is ice cream? but it's literally so much worse than other ice creams, which seems impossible. bugle flash.
9:45 did you know it's like legally not ice cream? really? it's like a frozen dairy beverage or something? frozen dairy treat? apparently like dq is the inventor of soft serve and they can't call it uh ice cream because it doesn't have enough dairy. last two were outside double doors. a suicide. towards a main. bombs down top mid as you can see. i literally think the blizzard is like they doubled the density of ice cream.
10:23 they made like 2x ice cream and that's why it's so bad for you. i think they're going long. they're trying to do a flank long. best of luck brother. ct. good plays. corey! i didn't deserve either of those kills. i kind of fucked up all the shots. pocket full of util too.
10:52 i got dreams in my head and they won't go, spirits in my head and they won't go. have you ever heard that song anywhere other than like a short form concert? i've only heard it on the commercial for the nhl playoffs man. oh okay. yeah my heart's still beating, my heart's still beating, oh. kind of one of the best songs ever made though. okay what do you, do you want to be fucking along or do you want to be cat bro?
11:31 oh, late flash b. check this out. you got me? we lost one on right said fred. i'm gonna hunt him down. nice. oh shit. i don't know why. i got guns in my head and i don't go. spirits in my head and i won't go. yeah, dude, that's a fucking song. oilers, it's oiler's year, man.
12:10 i'll even know who it is. i've only ever heard it to really annoying tiktoks. i know dudes wearing a hat and scarf 100%. do they boom clap? there's no shot that that boom clap is innocent in my opinion, but there's no shot dude is not wearing a hat and scarf and a v neck. you're gonna hear this. you would. i'm like river bryant. bbb. it's old people when they get bad service at a restaurant.
13:00 okay, why do you say bbb? one top mid. two top mid. one the suicide. i'm so glad i got a re cross. damn, i got scouted. i'm holding long avenue. cat. or mid doors. and cat. b maybe? looks like bomb is in tunnels. you hear that?
13:54 i heard like a little star wars alien or something. oh, that's gilbert godfrey. i don't know why all my notifications are going. oh, you wanted the off. sorry. no sweat, bro. why? how could i be sweating? i got this stat track ak 47 with the dignitas tag. no guy in game was mad. i didn't grab the off, i guess.
14:22 did you tell him your top dragon? did you tell him you have three? you should literally just be like, yo, i got three x bob balaban right now. don't tell me how to play. come on. flashes be crazy as molly of all time. like lower tons, lower tons. they're calling it the most ambitious molly in history petition to change tunnels call out to a so her petition denied. thank you for listening.
15:49 yeah, sure, sure, shoot me three times in the head and then get killed. and then i pick up your garbage. yeah, don't let this and it's not a laughing matter buddy. i'm dead. what a shot. is that all a team? that's all. that's all. nice penis. nice penis. yeah, i turned comms back on kind of like indirectly. i love.
16:41 gaming audio he's going gene kelly mode one came running out long saw two of us and he ran away none cat that's no problem. that's why we buy you till i get it, man i'd rather cover long to they walk through that like perfect little slice of angle and then stand there for like a millisecond going like wait. i'm about to get opt. it's literally perfect. he said bb bb, but do i believe him this time? this is always correct
17:42 let's go three. never mind. i'll rush. i got damage on him. that's fine. you got him. you got him. you literally did get him. i did. look at that. 33 and two. there's my henrik. i love looking up the issue too. and it's like solved. no, it's like, it's really your headphones might be bleeding into your mic.
18:31 this ain't the killing box anymore. damn, our teammate's just running it up mid, man. seems like we got some action around the top of mid. yeah, i'll run into something wrong with me. let's run into the tracer that's going through the smoke. we have nobody on b. i'll be the change i wanna see in the world. it's a cat. top mid. top mid. yeah, right side. he's hurt. the baitler.
19:20 i got made in my head and i don't go. spirit in my head and i don't go. who sings that? i know that dude's wearing a hat and scarf 100%. yeah, you did say that before. no doubt about that. apparently it's the strumbrellas. is that the band from that portland festival with the trombone? portland festival with the trombone. is that every festival in portland?
20:01 you know the one i'm talking about? i don't think i do. they busted down kind of like sexual style. why isn't a couple outside double doors? double this. give it to the next guy. he got him. he's getting them. yeah, those kind of beast mode. there's lots of angles orange. he's got a bomb for a head. what i heard. i don't shift walk man.
21:02 there's spawn. yep. there's spawn to be probably. did you see my fucking movement there? no, you're alive, of course. i'm moving different, bro. they're on site, apparently. i'm bad. worth. good round guys, good round. what you looking at on your phone there? what you looking at? corey! 17 and 6, bro! while stressed as fuck.
21:48 that someone's gonna request something horrible. have you been hearing orgasms? no, no, no, no, not lately. oh, that's okay. good lately. you guys want to run these streets? of course, man. i got the damn cyber shell. peak bugle flash right here. the work in the doors. i'm posted up in the window like a curtain. i don't know why they're just spamming through smoke tons, tons. whatever. i got window. know your role.
22:48 window, window. not anymore. turn the bro into a folding chair. good round, y'all. wow, wow, you, uh. yeah, i cannot hear that. corey is kind of going beast mode, huh? doing okay. damn it, you have someone who's one and 13 against us, which is so sad. that's kind of crazy. oh, mid, mid, mid. i was not.
23:42 he's freaking out. why is he talking like ct? let's do this yellow tongue tongue tongue to her. yes. that was on his head too. that was on his i know his hair moved. your aim is getting good. it turns out kory, i don't know if you knew this. you're playing like you know this. also you're playing like you just get like a yes prepare yourself. this is barack obama, former president barack obama. can i ask you something?
24:47 but was his middle name really hussein or is that like am i falling for propaganda? nothing wrong with no it is come on guys go for him man. good for him. what are you fiddling over there? i'm trying to take the lid off of coffee, but the lids too strong lid on your cough the lid bit back my man my wife she made coffee with a lid she got coffee with a lid from a place that sells coffee outside of our home our house
25:37 i got scout bro, let's do this. what is this smoke? it's smoke cat. damn, i'm fucking zooming with this thing man. holy shit. ones above ct like on cat. fast as fuck man. it was anyway. you literally move faster scouted in or zoomed in. scout makes you really fast for some reason. check this out. i've been killed from ct. my god, why is he going crazy all of a sudden?
26:32 wait, i landed a shot. it's the strongest couplet that's ever existed. i can't get it off the cup. i'm literally sorry this i have to do this for myself. i can't be bottom frag with a positive kbr. i'm gonna flash myself out long and pick up three with a galil. all right. i fucked up guys. you will not get this tons once i got to kill this fool cat. okay, who's next? i said wow.
27:48 there's two, i need one more to get to 167. last one tons, he said. there's two left by the way. there's one cat and one connector. the fuck is connector, bro? that's a good question actually. they go across fire at the end there. yeah, yeah. good try. got mine though. yep. there we go. not bottom fragging anymore. it's a rush b. do you hate when someone, like we're having a good game, but someone on our team is not doing well, so they call like a rage rush.
28:36 yeah, like we're doing fine man you go rush b and die. i'm gonna cover lower tunnels with a scout like a boss. why do you drop bomb there? average b rush got him. oh shit. good luck kory. they've molly behind you. i don't like my position. this is probably what your what your life looks like on your back deck if i had to guess all the smoke. oh god, my eyes. all the smoke.
29:41 you think i got a back deck? you got a balcony or something. i'm thinking i flash myself out long and get two kills with the scout and we plant. sure, i'm gonna have a pistol. i'm just gonna say long is the best sight, man. it's not a sight, i guess, but long is the best entry. you get one pick and then you just run four dudes up and you're on sight. it's easy. i'll flash you out, o.g. don't even worry about it. one's long.
30:18 wounded. they're gonna flank behind us. he's dead. he was running away. how does that miss? how does that... chat, can i get a replay? can i get a video replay? how does that miss? okay, someone else. average team helping sniper. hey guys, i'll just wait suicide while you all do something and then rage about dying with the scout. 1v4. do you rush? yes sir.
31:16 neck 10 rush b. love that. i'll buy smoke. someone else get courier. do you really let go of w to air strafe? i have no clue. i'm smoking it. let's go. ouch. how'd he die? huge. where the fuck am i? get in there, louis. great plant. w movement. w movement. corey, that was huge. that was a really good try.
32:19 i don't know how whatever we won. i got guns and smoke this. yeah, smoke in my tons and i still go. i got molly in my tons but i still go smoke on the molly and we then go stop with this song new steam of the month i'm afraid.
32:58 bro, you fucking dance like a psycho, man. what do you think, laddies? oh, were you fucking kidding me? somebody shoot him. he's making himself apparent in the smoke. oh my god. oh, where is he going to fucking freak out? oh my god. good kill. good kill. yellow, yellow. good kill. nice. better. closer. warmer. best cranberry song? ooh. i'll probably say love fool. you know that one? that and that and that.
33:50 love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me. i don't care about anything you know what i'm talking about andy bernard i'm feeling done the richer. oh shit. yes, me
34:18 yeah, you don't even have a back deck next you're gonna be telling me you don't have a bearded twilight. come on, man. what is that? i got the good. maybe it's like a treasure trail. oh, to canadian term for happy trail. oh shit. you guys don't say treasure trail. i didn't anyway. we used to say a happy trail path to enlightenment. okay, i'm getting three picks on site. here we go. kory, get ready. i guess we're running.
34:56 i'm sure i could have had a good trade. good trade. it's hard to aim down. it's literally harder to aim down. recoil was taking me to him too. okay, bro. i mean try not having a gun made out of lego. it doesn't have a lego gun. shit. i wonder if it's that bullshit. i should take the scout off the loadout. anyone want to flash me out long with my galil? no flat 200 200 bucks for a flash probably not worth it. we wait anyone got a second flash ones made.
36:00 mid doors. look at all peek him. literally i had him. i had him gun difference. ooh, two on a. oh shit. two on two. we can do this. 22 and one. that stings. that stings man. i guess going to be is the only thing that's been working. yep. he suggests going b. all right, let's go hang out. oh, you know what? i'll buy smoke. i got smoke in my hand so i will go. kebalara on my chest so i will go.
36:49 all right, could you hear all that? he said something for sure. huge we go. no, no, i can't move. he ran into through the smoke to die in fire. jesus christ. okay, okay, okay. least chaotic b rush. it was just my fault cuz i didn't go die with them. that's gonna sting.
37:37 oh man. that did not go well. to me, that is the average b rush. that is what happens to me. we all go in the tunnel. people are like, just hold w and then someone throws a molly and we all stand there and get fucking... you ever seen nope where all those people at the rodeo get eaten by jean jacket? that's why i fucking flash out long and ego pick the awper. don't look.
38:09 literally the proest flash ever fucking thrown by the way. did you see that? now the first flash was not good, the second flash was fucking crazy. and no, yeah, just 10 flashes over the top instead of taking the easiest kill of all time. why were you glancing? well, because it was the best flash i've ever thrown in my life, man. i wanted to see people pogging off. that's what i do this for. good plant, good plant. i do love you walk around the corner and it's like you caught a mid sneeze.
38:59 okay. he thought man, he thought. he's too loud. fuck we need to go over. i didn't realize they pulled it all the way back. we lost like six rounds in a row at some point there. it's your time ryan. i'm gonna make you dance. it's romance. i have 26 kills but i'm second in damage now.
39:45 i'm 12 and 16. i've kind of been playing awesome though. one cross. like the... can i refund my awp after i shot it? yeah. i fucked up the smoke. hey, don't just stop on cat. oh fuck. oh fuck, i'm just such an idiot. standing still. any comms? youch! didn't get the bomb, y'all. okay. he was on top of the box. in case anyone's wondering where the living guy was.
40:55 you guys wanna get some kills long? yeah, yeah, let's go long. two ops. how's the new pc? pissing me off. pc ing me off. he's pit and car. bullshit. it was the offer. yeah, you just show up long. they're 20 minutes after the, it hit the party i did 90 minutes ago and he's still here. wutil. counter terrorists win. we got this y'all, we got this.
42:22 you literally don't need the op, you just need to get a headshot with the ak. that is confirmed, b again? here we go. you go o for three? fuck your soccer ball, man. i'm going b through mid. oh. steps on the two doors. that's embarrassing. he was literally jumping. that's probably because my net jitter is 85 milliseconds right now. what a fucking kill.
43:29 that's jittery. that's too much. it's too much. good try. good try. 81 in three. come on, man. well, i ran out and the dude on their team decided not to shoot the guy in front of me and said shot me after our teammate. our teammate shot you? no, no, no, no, no. he like used me as bait somehow or i was using him as bait, but i got baited. we're going to double overtime, man. like elvis merlizkins. elvis merlizkins. damn, i'm third damage now.
44:14 it's in the area, grenade. damn, how many grenades we got, man? oh, kat! he's killed me, kat, because i didn't lock in. i was shooting from the hip like a fool with a pocket full of util. oh, damn, he's actually demon mode. i had to get him. i haven't killed anybody in like five rounds. ami, i hear that, man. trust me, i hear that. wait, we're going to win? only you and i suck that round. no, oh no, it is a. it's not mine. what the hell?
45:06 row is choking on this. kory, if you had to pick a girl from cakes short skirt long jacket, who would you pick? i'll tell you bottom rank for me gets up early and stays up late. i don't want a girl who gets four hours of sleep at night. honestly seems annoying. i don't know the song. you don't know short skirt long jacket by cake? like i know of it. b side?
45:49 you don't know, i'm like i know like, i want a girl with whatever but that's it. well, i mean, let me give you one for free. you want some woke points? i want a girl with a mind like a diamond. that's a freebie for you. maybe rotate their tunnels. they're in the tunnels. just be careful. should have at least gotten one there. you're going back. imagine if i had an xm man imagine.
46:50 it's a little gift for me later. corey, you win these. what can you do? he had an up. i panicked. i fell apart man. i was doing so well. i mean, i bottom fragged. i was yelling at our teammates all game. i will say the longer the game goes on the worse i get because there's just no shot i'm locking in for 28 rounds. like if it's around 26, i'm just buying whatever man. yeah.
47:46 in discord, go to user, settings, voice and video, audio subsystem. that shit don't exist, bro! this is audible. that setting doesn't exist! the fuck you mean? i've literally never heard audible hopes you enjoyed this program. audible, the tv, audible hopes you've enjoyed this program. somebody's son? you know what i'm talking about? you know what the fuck i'm talking about, man?
48:40 yes. yes. i'll wait for it's probably ai asman gold is saying like happy birthday kory or something right now. wait, i don't have time to play one more in 37 minutes. i'm doing some shit with kate man. that is not gonna happen. now i can hear myself through your microphone. really? it's true. well, that's horrible. you want to get into like a competitive game and then i'll just abandon when if we don't win fast enough.
49:30 i'm losing my mind! that was a very cobalt streak type uh bit of dialogue right there. i'm losing it. i'm losing it. shit. accept! clip it! did i just yell clip the? you did yell i heard col clip it i heard clip it some type you say when it is the killing box or whatever the dude says. yeah discord advanced settings and advanced settings i have
50:31 entrant or no show diagnostic settings. oh, maybe it's a great shot. holy shit. it's too late i'm already in your walls. it wasn't me. i didn't take a shot of you. i fucking killed what do you guys think about double flash along? i'm horny for it. dude just yelled b. all right, let's do that then b's been going real well for us. i love b. i love dying in the tunnel. he's not even going b. holy fuck
51:24 the fella didn't even go b. let's all stand here and watch them fight one by one and then okay, enemy purple. corey, we should just abandon this one right away. this is a disaster waiting to happen. i hate, i'm never going b. i'm literally never going b. you just stand in the tunnel waiting to get killed. and then when i'm on ct, i'm like, i hope they go b and they go to the kill tunnel. i'm literally just going out long every single time. i don't care if it's predictable. i think that's based.
52:09 we flash them out long, and by them i mean me. we bugle flash long. he's hurt, scared he's running. confirmed. dead. one on site, not anymore. one ct. he's pretty good. i mean, i didn't have any armor. i guess it's a good shot though. remove scout from your loadout. right now. he got one? fuck that. after i soften him up for him. oh shit! purple difference i'm afraid. we go long. we flash out long and we go.
53:21 no pressure, we gotta win the next 13 rounds straight. okay, let's just do it. bugle flash, w, bugle flash. bros on the box. you buddies, yellow, help me, yellow, yellow, yellow, help me, help me, yellow, help me. all right, 13 in a row starting now. 13 in a row right now. the good news is the number didn't change. it's not like it got harder. true. flash me out long. i'm gonna throw smoke then flash you out long.
54:24 huge, huge. i've never thrown a flash out long. i've never thrown a flash out long. bjork ass. don't come over here with yourself being on fire bro. you know what? i'm starting to think this long thing might be for the birds. just kidding. you will flash. he's clear. he's clear y'all. watch this. and then. the plan was literally working.
55:42 he was like, i'm gonna chase him cuz he made a bunch of noise around here and then. yes sir. i'm still broke. heard there was a pot of gold out long. not so on your forehead man. wait the util yellow. you gotta wait the util buddy. fuck. he was so young. you go flash him and then go. fuck off. who's next? literally i left a piece of him on the ramp. the hell was that man? dude, we're gonna win this round.
57:00 he's gonna run out tunnels at a full sprint. he is not going to get immediately shot. well, i'm out of ideas. maybe like a flash out long type situation. we can run something else. i do have to say this is working out pretty nice for me though. i like going cat on this map but it hasn't been working out so well for me. there's always a dude jumping on the boxes. you wanna just play a pick on this fool? which fool? guy who's gonna try to come out long doors thinking he's swag.
58:00 bro. motherfucker. just us, ryan. yeah. let's overload him. follow me, corey. follow me. we got this. i'm flashing out, bugle style. oh, fuck. what the fuck was that? things you love to hear your teammates say the second you throw a flash. no, i threw a flash and my dude like stomped it into the ground. what a shot. if he didn't jump off that box, you had him. b rush? mid to b. mid to b. mid to b. not tunnels this time. mid to b.
58:57 i know exactly what to do. i'm gonna leave a decoy at the entrance of tunnels. and we gotta win 4v5 because our teammate is afk. bugle decoy? whoops. wait, you went tons. yeah, mid to b. mid to b via tunnels. you got this, kory. not leaving me any choices, honestly.
59:48 what do you think guys? it's actually easier, we could just lose six straight now. that's true, we could just throw. what do you think, like flash out long? yeah, i think flash out long sounds pretty good. the hell was that? no man, there's fire in there. come on, ready? i'm ready. he's 99% hit. you're right. yeah, worth, good trade, good trade. didn't want the galil. there's an op there.
1:00:52 you know, i've noticed there's a new kind of chatter and i'm going to say it's a gen z type of chatter chatter that gives back seeding advice, but only does it in nonsensical terms. like what, what, what compels someone to type you've got to lower your cortisol in one d once that's not, that's like, i understand the compulsion to backseat, but it is not actually like actionable feedback. he's right. i'll push the lower cortisol button. i have. i also think my cortisol is in like a good spa, man.
1:01:20 i mean, you saw me yesterday. i'm hanging out with my kid. my cortisol spiked this fog. playing counter strike, i don't really mind that much. 93. she did want to bruise up her knee. her knees are bruised like crazy, man. they just be having the kids play red rover at school, i think. come over? is that what they say in that? i don't know. it's probably banned now. i'm literally, i'm gonna run through fire and get four kills at a, there's one. i got scared by my own decoy.
1:02:15 oh, your own decoy. i see. holy shit, i pulled down. we run a site? oh good, our bomb has op. oh, two ops down. oh, why does, yeah, why is he in mid, uh, whatever. he's playing deathmatch. way of the world. oh! elevator. holy shit, we did it. dude, the decoy long. he didn't play it. the decoy long. i had no money.
1:03:40 i don't believe it. why are we on a timeout? he ain't good, bro. because he left, i guess. he ain't good. we're better off without him. fuck it, bro. corey, get on comms. tell him when he comes back, we're all going to team kill him. i don't think he's coming back. i said player big red left the game shutting down game. that means he alt f4'd or... he said fuck this, i'm going to go watch some asmr.
1:04:28 he's come over to my stream for some asmr. ryan fucking echoing or whatever the fuck is going on. does this look awesome? sorry, let me see. you're doing nothing. oh wait, i can barely see the knife disappearing and going on your hip. that's all i can see. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. do that again. do that again. whoa, shit. dude, kate told me she was watching this video as like a korean tv show or web show. and it's about people who have like
1:05:12 problems with their dog, like their dog is poorly behaved. and then she said she was watching, i swear this is like a produced program. this is not like something somebody sells you on the street, right? and the dog starts like,
1:05:28 humping their leg and they go. oh honey. i think it's time i think he wants it and then they fucking jerk the dog off man and everyone in the comments is going what the fuck is happening here? even like it's one of those pNL reaction shows and they're like, uh, like this is absolutely insane man, i think they all have offers okay, i'm running this down. he had an awful
1:06:06 that's an auto sniper bro. i literally going to the top of his head for 55. yes, obviously do not link but the shit is on youtube bro. and like all the people in the comments apparently because the comments are in korean are going like, i'm sorry this video is fucking disgusting. like i can't watch this. i couldn't believe a obviously don't do that. but then b, if the news comes over and is filming you.
1:06:36 obviously you gotta be like, let's not and say we didn't, right? good entry, corey. let me bugle flash you. molly on site, bugle flash. okay, he's down there. yeah, i'm gonna make it. i couldn't believe it, man. i had the same reaction. did you ever watch that netflix show where there's, it's called,
1:07:21 kidnapped at first sight or something. i don't know. someone will know what i'm talking about. it's a true crime show where it's the 70s and this couple's daughter got kidnapped by their neighbor. and then he eventually brought the daughter back and then the mom had an affair with the kidnapper. and you're like, okay, this shit's pretty bad. and then later the dad's doing a talking head interview and he's like, yeah, and then i started kissing him. the whole fucking family was like, started after the kidnapping.
1:07:51 after the kidnapping, they were like, i'm in. it's so crazy. no, i've never seen that. i've also never seen the korean show where they jerk off a dog. i mean the dog one is like i think it's pretty niche to be fair but how bad y'all w smoke. that molly darcelle myself. i should both have our knives out when we're going down the stairs. almost got him guys. almost got him. well, it's gonna end right on time. it's a wash man.
1:08:35 i mean, i've told the story before. like, you know, i worked in an animal hospital and i was like, you know, cleaning the kennels and stuff and taking care of the dogs in the afternoon or on the weekend.
1:08:46 and one time i like walked out to scoop some poop in the backyard and i just see like one of the vets jerking off her dog into like a bag or something in the back. and i was like, i'm gonna go. this is not okay. i don't know what i walked in on or... it was like, because he was getting like a dog vasectomy or whatever, but he might've still wanted kids one day. i think they were just milking him. well that doesn't make me feel any better.
1:09:14 i think they just think they must have been, i guess they were breeders. i got the, yeah. it's gonna say on the other way. my god. headshot. one second he grenade google grenade. how about now? wow, they're crazy. what do you think guys? we win this? xm. the xm is good. corey, you need to get on shotguns and ops. you're gonna run this town.
1:10:00 good news is we're eligible for a short handed money in one round. yeah, just in time. okay ready. i feel good about this. you guys got him. good trade. yeah. dude, this is gonna work.
1:10:36 like i think something the pros have never considered is that the three long rush is awesome because you throw the grenade and if the grenade doesn't hit anybody then of course you can rush you start the early flank. if the grenade hits them then it's a fucking abattoir in there. boom boom boom! it's true. huge huge. they're literally top mid we got eyes on them. we run this town. we don't run this town. what the fuck happened? we ran this town.
1:11:19 this is horrible. you reloaded? i was out of bullets. i ran out of shells, man. what do you want me to do? a pocket full of shells. well, that was a disaster. i went fast. good gaming, kory. good gaming.