Now we got beef (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:01 new map, please? people do be saying that about cash. ladder percent? moving different ever since flock around yesterday. sir? bro took a tech 9 to lurk at the entrance to lobby? okay, well fuck it, i didn't even make it to the layer of mini suite, bro. got some extra movement for free because i was in the air at zero one seconds. oh shit, what the fuck is that? it's grenades outside, lads. it's a grenades outside angle. okay, reported.
1:00 oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, i'm gonna freak out. literally worked. youch! never should have crouched. the crouch cost me a step. yes, yes! no, no, you don't have armor! you have 800 gold! you have 800 gold but no arm! didn't buy anything on pistol round! gold. it could be gold if one gold coin equaled a dollar like in the old days. wait, wait, wait, oh! genuine nice try.
1:44 can i fucking say something when you look at the damage stats here? can i say something? can i fucking say something to you right now? i'm top fragging bro. grenade outside nova ramp rush. 50k for a verse no album out and my pocket's so high that my barbie's gotta climb it. guy who's covering mini. i got mini. oh i had him. i fucking clicked and i had him. okay so green bought nothing round one. round two
2:44 m4 died instantly. m4, no armor off a loss. they gotta be trolling, bro. and he body blocked me. and he fucking body blocked me. twice. twice on round one. and my grenade still went off for 170 damage. low key the soap star joe of the lobby. it's the type of beast to fly into chicago at night. oh, fuck. okay, guys, they're rushing squeaky. i might have to dial in. fuck ass view model. come on, green.
3:37 oh yeah, he's hacking. paulo, are you watching? can i just say, when you accuse someone of hacking or stream sniping, i'm literally with you 100% of the time. and i'll tell you why, because i don't fucking know. i don't know the difference between someone who's good and someone who's using exploits and hacks. so i'll trust someone who's good, man. yikes. neither do they. i think he knows better than i do. all right.
4:20 lock in guys. does any i bought a zeus. i bought a zeus because i hit three to switch to my knife even though i was in the buy menu. alright, let's see guys. let's see what's going on here. we got one outside with a scout. one's going up heaven. i love to play ramp. put some kills on this beast man. 143 guilty spark. now let's play like good counter strike. let's not rush in unnecessarily.
5:06 there's no need to push lobby just to push it. the bomb's down outside. i'm calming for them. the bomb's down in miniature. there we go. yeah, baby. it's one on one. damn, i am on six, seven, huh? we win those. literally, if we lose that round, the teammate coming back. let's be fucking for real. that's not gonna happen. so that was a really big round for morale if for no other reason.
6:15 didn't even take the ak. i'm more piss a and get to pick up the molly, because that could have fucked up their morale. they'd be like, who the fuck threw a molly and stopped our ramp rush? it was me, bro. it was me with your molly. same shit. same shit different day, bro. i mean, what are we doing? i'm just going to say it. it's crazy they want us to believe there's three left. we would have seen one by now. turns out they're outside. he's jumping hvac.
7:29 first time in my life i've ever seen two dudes and actually killed one. didn't we have a fellow garage? oh, he's been killed. he's been killed. oh, i really thought i had him. god is my witness, i locked in and i thought i had him. should have taken a step behind the wall. slow exhale, lower the heart rate by five, walk back out. i actually... ah shit, i thought he had a good spot. i honestly thought he had a good spot. damn! wait, wait, wait.
8:22 bro's got like a 20k loadout or something. holy shit. no music at five seconds, we win these. ooh, and yeah, do a kickflip. oh shit! that was kind of swag, man. people tell me that awping ramp is not good. you know what? save awp for a rage buy after a loss.
9:12 it's better outside? yeah, but if you miss outside, you're fucked. if you miss ramp, you just throw a molly and pretend you were never covering it in the first place. they literally don't push ramp. so one day that grenade is gonna get them. seems like they're saying outside. i really know what i'm doing with the molly most of the time. they're on top of the silo. should push ramp. that's for my rage buy nova rounds after i lose up two times in a row. three on three bro. it's like nhl overtime, except in the playoffs.
10:29 got scared? squeaky? got him? it did scare the shit out of me a little bit. it scared the shit out of me a bit. i'm proud of my team to bring it back, man. i literally think they're like, okay, we've lost outside three times in a row. what are we rush ramp. dude, we got no money. rush ramp. oh, good idea. rush ramp. we all got hit by 40 by the same grenade from the dude on their team who's unstoppable who kills me every round. okay, okay. gotta dance. gotta dance.
11:18 they're on ramp y'all. they're out. there's the first assist. more, i wanna see more. i wanna see more. i mean they're lit bro, they're lit. it was actually like a perfect fucking lob. i was so skeptical but the lob was so fucking perfect. there's another assist for me. there's one more. i mean. holy fuck.
12:11 dude, the damage was kind of legit. what's going on? what's going on on t side man? i stick with the m4 incendiary. this lobby isn't real. i love being bad at games because you get to play with people who are also bad. too alive, nobody watching bomb. it happens all the time. thought the other guy had it. watch this. you don't need three ramp. i got it locked down y'all. nobody covering upper. are you going heaven?
12:55 i want heaven. mom says it's my turn to cover heaven. terrible news, my leash. i honestly thought it would just be one guy planting. ouch, that was a hell of a shot, man. yes, mr. 20k right here. good try, good try. same shit, same shit. t are gonna win? i don't like that they have four. for me to feel good about myself, we have to win the next four rounds.
13:49 or we could win pistol round, st. i did think about the awp. honestly, my stats are kind of crazy. you just need one more assist and 13 less damage and then i'd be like straight out of the doom generation. i do worry for the state of gaming where like people cannot move at the start of the round reliably. like it's kind of frightening to me that like every fucking match there's somebody that doesn't move at the start.
14:20 you queued the government didn't queue the game for you bro. this ain't jury duty. move. not only did i get mine, i lit the other one. so i better see some assists. huge. okay, that might kill his teammate. you ever have jury duty? once, but when they asked me for my name, i told them i thought we should bring back the electric chair. so they let me go. it's my last round with the m4 guys. we got to clutch up here.
15:12 did we ever have it here? i don't know. we might have just been tying motherfuckers to two horses and slapping them on the ass to run them in two different directions. i don't know. yeah, maybe we did do the firing squad. yeah, i don't know. i always love the firing squad. it like, it can't be real that the reason they only gave one of the guys the bullets. holy fuck. oh, jesus christ.
15:42 is so that like the rest of them thought maybe i wasn't the guy with the bullet, right? like are you telling me that after 40 years of working as an executioner, the dude was like, you're not going to believe this? i didn't, i've never killed anybody. oh, another assist for me. surprise, surprise. holy fuck. wait, they're popping off? somebody's hotbox in control? man, team went crazy, man.
16:23 guys, you should be throwing an he grenade into ramp every single time. we literally did more damage than if we got a kill. now, doing 20 damage to 5 is a lot worse than doing 100 damage to 1. it's like statistically speaking, but... because there's one less person that could shoot you, but just felt like a grenade's outside angle to a beast like me. strong ass tempered glass. we playing doom in this beast. my germs. another assist for me. vents. fella planted.
18:00 he got him. great round, great round. you should be able to have a deagle and a cz like a sniper and an smg at the same time. body blocked me. op ramp, i love it. just make sure i get that he in there first. you got it. the michael jackson grenade. he, new stim unlocked. he's hot. didn't work yesterday, not gonna work today. it might work.
19:10 now that i can just force it down mid instead of having corey no sell it and then chat goes, that's not funny. but a shot. nice try, nice try, nice try playa. go pistol, he's lit for 97. jump. i think he got it. you know what? more power to him.
19:55 trying to avoid the fall damage at 100 with nobody else alive was kind of insane. tech 9 armor, that'd be an op first round, huh? where we going, orange? now we need to fucking win pistol round, bro, because we need to win the next two rounds. demoralize them. ramp rush, ramp rush my kings. catch them on the rotate. shit, there's only two of us. what the fuck? well, that went badly.
21:07 and now you ever received a speeding ticket that classified as a felony due to the speed being 20 miles an hour above the speed limit? no. and also congratulations on finally having a question of yours, red. this has got to be a big day. i've literally, i don't think that the police exist anymore with respect to traffic violations. i've literally never been pulled over in my entire life.
21:28 and i've been stopped at like a roadside sobriety check once in my entire life. like the ones that you drive through and they're like, have you been drinking tonight? and you go, no. and then they go, okay, on your way. we got to win this one, man. give me a nova. can i refund? i don't want a nova for going outside. so they're going to know we're coming down secret, but we go anyway. cause i'm the boss. were you committing crimes? bro, anybody who's ever been in a car has speeded.
22:42 motherfucker. so called crime is always bad, motherfuckers, when you ask them how fast they drive. that's all that has to be said. i'm locking in with the sg553. so called i'm the best driver i know, motherfuckers, when you ask them what the white line next to the stop sign means. that's where you're supposed to stop your car, motherfucker. that's not where the midpoint of the car is supposed to be. that's where the... that's where your car is supposed to stop. fuck it, i'll clomp around. i gotta give a fuck.
23:49 cheeky so and so. molly heaven. sorry, fella. damn. give me your shit. give me your shit. give me your shit. i don't want that garbage. that thing was going to the moon. damn, we ain't doing too bad. green passed me though. that's unacceptable. i'm with you. the galil beast. check this out.
25:13 worth, worth, worth, worth, did you see that? well, let me see that incendiary. that incendiary is so perfectly placed. you can see where it burned on the ground. literally that denied so much space. ops outside, say something in game to get the boys fired up. let's go, the old let's go. maybe that's a secret, gotta start talking like it's e3. burn some time by opening squeaky. stall them, stall them ramp. there's one ramp, one squeaky. fuck it, i'd still plant.
26:47 crazy, crazy play, good bait. got the bomb down, that's all that matters. close the door, close. yeah, take it, close the door. sorry. it's not like i've done anything for like ten rounds. that's all about to change now though.
27:41 i did like, listen, again, i'm not doing that good. but let's do this. both holding the same angle and then both dying and not getting even one of the two guys is kinda insane. now i've been a part of situations like that in my past so i get it but yeah, we should start asking blood on the tracks or blonde on blonde. shit, that was literally my job to cover the flank by the way, but got mine. planting?
28:55 that was fucking awesome. how do you go down a ladder? oh, no, no. op outside, suicide, op outside, whatever. i don't have to cry. i did like 400 damage.
29:46 why do people talk like that? maybe compensate for recoil and pull down. the humble rhetorical maybe with the all caps fucking conversation. what are you talking about here? the coy toxic chatter. the demure flamer. ooh, that one's for you. worth. got mine y'all. you hearing this? we take these. clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp. clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp.
30:49 yes, all tall guys have bigger dicks. it's not... what did they say? they said it's not made up. it's science. i believe that because it's literally like... how could it... it just seems like physics. i'm not saying that a tall guy will always have a bigger dick than a short guy, but a tall guy will always have a bigger dick if he's taller. like the same dude at 6'4 and 5'9, he's gonna have a bigger dick at 6'4 because there's more of him to go around. like isn't it... yeah, everything's bigger. exactly. does he have a bigger appendix, bigger stomach, shit like that?
31:30 might have fucking bigger cells for all i know. i have no idea, man. get him. i think they're coming out this way, man. we lost the lobby. he's fucking clutching up though. hi yah! ping them, ping them. motherfucker! i should have had him. my bad. you let me down. blonde on blonde. or why are his album titles so fucking long, bro? what a shot.
32:38 at least asia or gaucho, it's like five keystrokes. it's not like i've been doing any better to be honest. shit, fucking lock in guys. it's literally a t sided map. we're cooked? i don't think so. i'm one kill away from getting to even which means more to me than getting a win to be honest. we were ramp rush, ramp rush, ramp rush. am i muted? self mute, you know what you do? throw smoke to cover your team off the rotate.
33:54 they won't walk through the smoke. that'll buy us another 30 seconds to get outside and do some work. well, we can't go that way, brother. i dropped the smoke there. holy shit. move, move, move. do it, do it, do it. enemy purple killed enemy orange. wonderful news. fake b, go heaven. there's one down there. nice try, nice try. should have fake b gone heaven. should have fake b gone heaven, but what do i know?
35:20 only top fragging. watch this. okay, we've thrown the opera off now. we get ready to play lurk. you got the bomb in an op bro, you gotta go outside. you six eight bro, why are you complaining about leg room on airplanes? you're supposed to be on a private jet. bad news guys, bad news, they got us. nice try, don't let your crown slip.
36:36 case reset? literally, now what i'm about to say is gonna sound like it's nice to gambling. i don't mean it to be nice to gambling. i mean it to be very rude to cs gambling. i've reached a point where i'm like, i would never open a case. if i was gonna open a case, why wouldn't i just buy like $5 worth of lottery tickets instead? just buy the skins? i don't give a fuck about the skins, bro. i'll just pick them up off a corpse or something like that. it's about the money! i'm trying a new character. it's kevin o'leary. kevin o'leary at a trying to buy lemonade at a lemonade stand.
37:19 you've... it's not just that you've come here with a bad business idea. you've insulted me because my god is money. my religion is money. and you have spoken in a heretical way. three dollars for a glass of lemonade? what are your unit costs? what's your revenue this year? pre reven... and you haven't... let me guess, you haven't paid yourself. you are going to get laser beeped. country time is going to paint a target on your head and shoot you from space. what's up, kory? kory.
38:08 hello? i'm muted. yeah, i'm currently consuming a sandwich. from where? my kitchen. and the base ingredients came from? superstore. s u what? b w a y and you made the sandwich. no. in your kitchen. nope, nope, nope. only did it that one time. the thing that makes that so funny that you made your own subway sandwich at home is that it was the right thing to do.
38:55 if it had just been a weird thing to do, it wouldn't have been as funny. the fact that it was the actual right way to do it makes it so much better. right? i thought it was sensible. well, because i feel like anybody else would have just gone make two sandwiches and i'll just keep one in the fridge. but you went, nah, the bread will get soggy. so give me make one sandwich for me and then give me give me the the composite parts of the other sandwich.
39:29 and i'll surprise them. honestly, it is surprising. honestly, the subway workers have been getting brattier and i literally support them for it because they're usually holding down like the whole store by themselves during dinner rush. but like there are times i've never heard like worse customer service than at recent subways.
39:51 a few days ago i was at one, they said what do you want on the sandwich? i said lettuce tomato and she literally went sauces first. like she didn't say like excuse me or anything. she said sauce and i also i've eaten at subway 2,500 times in my life. never in history have i done sauces first but sure okay. that's true.
40:14 i think she loaded the prep station backwards and now she's compensating by saying sauces first. not to be rude, you could just slide the sandwich like six inches to the left at the end of the toppings. i will say it's to the point now where when i go somewhere and i get good customer service, i'm like, oh damn, they were friendly. no, that's true. i was like, oh, so he was going to... this mcdonald's worker was actually nice.
40:46 not that they have to be, not that they have to be. just saying. i kind of feel like... i don't know. it's part of the job, but... yeah, yeah, yeah. i don't want to get on that side of the...
40:59 one day i will be a horrible customer probably. like when i'm like 78 i'm gonna be confused as fuck. i'll be trying to order it off my like cybernetic, you know, like my plug in inside of my brain. just use the cybernetic plug in! just order via telepathy, grandpa! oh, i prefer to use the kiosk. that's how i've been doing it my whole life, right?
41:19 but for right now, i'm a good customer and i know what i want before i get to the till and i have the money ready and i say please and thank you. so it kind of pisses me off when they're kind of churlish for no reason.
41:33 also, people can hate me all they want and be, you know, like, you know, rights of the retail worker or whatever. i worked retail for like nine years, okay? i know what it's like and i was friendly with everybody who wasn't an asshole. that's the deal you can do when people say, well, what about the other customers? okay, be rude to those motherfuckers, man. i didn't do that shit to you. i'm just out here trying to get a cheesy gordita crunch. what do you think, fella? be rich. i just did my job. yeah, i'm really close to b with the bomb. i got flash.
42:06 i do feel like subway has a high percentage of fucked up customers though. like everybody wants like a special order double toasted. i'm already being shot, i'm already being shot. i had to turn from the flesh. yeah. oh, nice. they clutched up. people are saying shit like toasted but keep the bread soft. like what do you... are they supposed to be like a fucking wizard or something? how are they supposed to do that, bro? holy shit, our team's awesome, man. that was huge. that was incredible.
42:41 4k. oh, i forgot i had voice disabled. like i think you get more fucked up orders at a subway than at a coffee shop. how the fuck do i unmute again? he's going for it, man. he's going for it, i support it. i trust him. i literally had the flash of the century to it. one dead mid, one dead cat, one was mid doors crossing into a. god, i wish i had the bomb. this is such an easy plant. what the fuck? one more there, i think. he was there the whole time?
43:50 he's literally cat, he's literally cat, then so am i. yeah, nice. the galil is literally better than the ak. i don't know what to tell you, the stats don't lie, bro. wasn't this thing at 143 earlier today? what's that now? 143. yeah, i think they removed my kills. flagged for cheating. they probably removed it because that team killed a couple guys but. is that my smoke? did it fuck up that bad? no, no, no, my smoke was good. no one has bomb.
44:39 okay, i think i think he threw in case he died. oh really? one on cat very hurt annoying orange dead motherfucker. that was really good. oh yeah, put put some stats on a roll the odometer up bro nah, you didn't know he didn't get past the biometric lock. oh shit fucking off round three. i love the way he's moving he's moving like he knows what he's doing. oh
45:48 he's got the chimney smooth scroll wheel user though. that's a bit of an oral loss. that he's been moving. he's moving his feet. i saw the crosshair was blurry. yeah, he was moving his feet. he's not a real opera. literally i have new team morale tech by the way, team morale tech after the worst attempt of all time. you have to say nice try.
46:35 if they almost got it, you don't have to say nice try, but if they were never even close, you say nice try. oh no, they're all typing bt. they're typing bt? they're typing bt. no, no. t this b. two crossed? doesn't seem like that matters for beasts like us. oh, they smoked cad? oh, yep, he's right there. we lost long ago. clever. i probably shouldn't have done that, but...
47:21 he probably definitely shouldn't have done that. watch up. i hear him. all we gotta do is get one, man. nah, let's rush. he ducked. he didn't duck. like, i can't get there. he left! oh my god. oh shit. that was good. honestly, my team's fault for kind of all dying. leaving the awp alone. yeah, you're right. it puts the awper in a tight spot.
48:45 brush? no, orange is way over there. we're just throwing the smoke to make it look like. alright. we lost one, y'all. oh, man! i got next. these guys are way better than their friends for this, i would say. just the two of us. we can make it if we try. just the two of us. literally, how did that not hit? how did that not hit? i need to see a zoom in. can somebody give me a 10x enhanced version of that shot?
49:53 27 and one. are we looking y'all? there needs to be a t grenade spot where you can just throw a grenade and get 100 damage. yeah, sure. why not? i agree. this is why dust sucks. it doesn't have a banana. ct is gonna be like, whoa, shots long? that'd be a good video. how people think you're gonna react when a decoy grenade goes off three seconds into the round? no.
50:44 they spawned and shot slong. they shot your slong? imagine. i heard them rotate the b. fucking... playing the drums. oh come on, fucking recoil man. that's a cat as well. kind of what i get for camping until i'm the last one left but... got mine. 48 and 3, fuck you. damn, someone on their team has 27 damage man. that is crazy actually, yeah.
51:46 is that one bullet from the pistol round or something? like what is that? or is he throwing 27 grenades and hit people in the head? oh shit, it could be 27 hits. what's up player? they naded long. i got a pick with the awp. yeah watch long push. orange on it with the scout. he's got that. big dog. ah. smoked cat. fuck it, we take those odds. yellow, you go up and get shot. you only have six life and then i hit a headshot on him. oh they're awping there too. oh, what the fuck?
52:38 yes, yes, yes plant the bomb plant the bomb. no, i want to go goose. i want to go goose i'm dick tracy. remember that one? i'm already tracer flashcat oh literally my crotch broke i couldn't crouch because there was some shit i think i've it's we you ever have a phone so big that you can't sit down. yeah, that's literally what happened to me i think i got i got too close to the box and i couldn't crouch i dropped an op. yeah, damn. i
53:25 you should just spam a cat until they... varedo on d? what? varedo. varedo on d! oh my god, how did he get there so fast and how did i kill him? i think i fucked up my smoke because you screamed. oh my god, he got there so fast and yet i killed him on pure, like, brainstem. i fucked up my smoke. fuck it, fuck this smoke up. i'll see shit on a site. bam, did you see that shit? a site clear.
54:19 fuck he's there. but still, that was awesome. that was awesome. you gotta play this game like you have a 10 inch cock. ryan. okay. shit. you know, refund next to you accidentally. i get you got it. no sweat. this is audible. not too fast. this is audible. burrito on this d. too slow. the hell i was talking about one cross. i missed motherfucker. i'm dead. he threw a smoke at me.
55:00 i'm alive. this is audible. that was a six inch shot. well, i'd be lucky about that. i think i heard. you fucking guy. ouch. ten incher. where was where's orange? where's orange? orange is watching long doors. where's orange or orange? what are you doing? they died. okay. thanks for the comms. we all died. woke. you rush. let's do it. window.
56:33 dude someone bought an op we run this town his window oh let's go. let me get the up. please please just give me something. give me something. oh fuck. oh, i tried to grab it i got it. let's go. let's go. oh, oh fuck i love winning an econ man. holy shit and the spawn and the suicide spawn get out of my way orange get out of my way
57:11 orange, get the... he's already got his gun out. get the fuck out of my way. you need knife to make the jump. one cross, then he takes the shot for me. wait, two suicide is the play. we can play it like an old school fucking firing line from like the revolutionary war. one cat. confirmed. oh fuck! tunnels, tunnels. lower tuns. we take those. chibilly throw. this'll play big dog. i think cat's still alive. let's do this.
58:27 i saw the flash, i saw the muzzle flash. you had good one hp, that was rough. the rough spot to be in. it would have been sick. honestly, i was a millimeter away. but honestly, most times, most times i probably get them there to be honest with you. chip, it wasn't an underhand. it was the two tapper. it was the like the shovel pass. that's what we in the business call a chiblee throw. it's like when you bounce pass in basketball. kaitlin clark.
59:04 my goat that's my goat right there. i didn't know you watch basketball kory. i thought you only watched men's basketball i only watched the best see what i did there. yeah, what if what if women's basketball was basketball and men's basketball was men's basketball? that's right. that's the world. i want to live in the bomb go be maybe i don't think yellow team at all those bombs. oh fuck plant your fucking feet, bro oh shit one cost. i'm not doing anything. i gotta get the hands and help you help the squad. oh
1:00:03 mother. got it. ghibli jump. window. one's going up window. smoke window? not bad, y'all. he's tons. last tons. playing for time. literally stalled him so much. he's literally stalled so much he won't have time. you're right. he won't have time. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. also literally like quintupled purple's adr. they had, i'm not trying to be evil. they had 17 adr. they had 17 adr. yeah, liam.
1:00:49 liam. what's better p250 or 57? i don't know. i don't know actually. i don't know which does more damage. you ever wonder why this dude has handcuffs on his utility belt? you ever seen the cts take someone in non lethally bro? that's a good point. i mean it's b rush so we he grenade. i think it might be a. i think it's a. confirming no motion beatingly. i'm coming cat with the dog. oh my god. how did that... he danced around every shot i made man.
1:01:45 you got this, you got this, dog. oh shit, i didn't even know i was dead. i was still standing up, i died standing up. did i play the fish still today? no, i didn't. yeti got banned in my chat, they need a place to go. how'd you know? how'd you know? they got banned like eight seconds into the stream. today? yeah. again? yeah, i know, man, i know. what are they typing? i think this was like an ascii among us this time. it wasn't me.
1:02:21 i think that's honestly like funny as fuck. i'm doing long gas flank. everyone just died on a corey with the pick through the smoke literally hit him in the i saw blood come out of his cheek. yellow is playing a little scared man. they've been on this slow creep for like, at least two minutes. i mean, he's around. a shot though. hell of a shot rounds are fake. these rounds are pissing me off. we should have had around one. i can live with that.
1:03:15 i love getting the luckiest shot through the smoke. purple, purple. i'm gonna need you to clutch up here. dude, sweet. you know me? you got none on b y'all and i'm gonna rush them. they just flashed over a i think they're taking the angle really if it really weird a smoke shots categorically reservoir dogs damn kory damn damn oh such a good try
1:04:25 that was actually like the greatest try i've ever seen. now they're obviously expecting us to overload cat because they rush it every time. so what we fucking do is just do what we've been doing. it was a 4k. yeah. and i almost had that guy through six, nine by he this time one tunnels, one tunnels, more than one tunnels, many tunnels, at least two tunnels. subtract one from that. we did damage. we fucking do damage there.
1:05:21 shotgun is awesome when they go the way that you are holding it's not quite as good when they go the other way though i came no diffuser oh no we do have dan on our team he just keeps swapping through every gun to find the best skin okay okay dude that was a crazy round let's go yellow let's fucking go push them push them
1:06:25 10 inchers, it's 10 inch season bro, bombs down long. okay. you missed me. paw patrol doing the work on cat. paw patrol? thought patrol. did you say paw patrol? last one's car. was. is. oh it's that guy. it's the dude who had 27 damage. that guy. that round was fucking sick. that round was sick.
1:07:11 did you see the dude come, i love that they get slumped and they're not in like a lying down position when they die. they're like a kind of like a propped up position. you know he died on comfy. remember the rag dolls and siege that shit. man, they need to make another siege man flash long. i'm dead long to the greatest legal shot of all time. simply one side one of the most superior demon shots i've ever seen in my entire life. love that.
1:08:02 yeah, i love this. oh shit. no, good idea. why is our yellow doing the slowest longest flank of all time? yellow, your life doesn't mean anything. just get it. get win rounds. win rounds, bro. they did it. oh shit. they got kid. they got kid. i think he's at the time now. that's okay. it happens.
1:08:49 i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed type shit right there. just the way. he's not putting himself below the team, let's put it that way. the fuck are you throwing your pistol at me for, bro? i don't want that. take that one. seems like they never split. i see one red pick. i'm on my way back. one dink dunk cat.
1:09:36 think this bro. yep, there he is. damn. the fuck happened long man? everything i think. did you see bomb there? no. oh, oh, cat. corey scoreboard check. how good is the enemy? he's second from bottom but he's 15 and 12. play time, catch him on the rotate. yeah, i had a feeling that must have been bomb on cat. let's do this purple. you want to see some crazy shit? it's two ops by the way.
1:10:41 oh, okay. all right. well, it's all some crazy shit. my plan was to do this. my plan was to go like this flash out. and then when he looked away, i would jump in with the off and no scope them because this i mean, this skin kind of looks it would catch the eye. let's put it that way. it would have been crazy. i will say that much. it would have been really amazing if that happened. i'm just going to pretend that that's what happened. librarian, you can edit that, right? imagine god, this would be a big round.
1:11:29 nothing long yet. nothing b either. purple's making an aggressive push up cat scare me a little bit. they've been killed cat immediately. i'm gonna molly it off to buy us a minute. under to mid from b they said. under to mid from b. yeah so they i guess they ran through b through tons. oh no one still. oh man they're on cat man. yeah yeah you can go like tunnels to cat right? i see i see i see. under through b.
1:12:20 well, that was horrible. yeah, that was a bad one. damn, i'm broke. i got up. you want one? no. i mean, someone's got to go up to stop them from winning this round. grab my op when i die here. nobody suicide. flash long. immediately pivoting the long. the opt long. it's just one off. i only saw one. no, there's some up mid. there's three long.
1:13:05 yeah, you got a flanker? i'm dead man. it's yellow, guess who it is? they did overload me. i literally got mine. i literally got mine. low key they have 2007 damage. can we have a real conversation? might be the best year. might be one of the best years i've ever been alive for. 2007? 2007. pretty good year, yeah. good ass year, man. can't disagree.
1:13:55 06 was better. 06 had some motion, but 07 was heaven, man. it did have the fuck ass rider strike that ruined studio 60 on the sunset strip. flashes long. reflash long. i missed my shot. they're all out long. long? i gotta remember corey's relaying the comms to the rams. yes, yes, yes. i'm not just like... he's not hearing me say long ten times and then going, so it's long? correct.
1:14:34 i'll just draw a circle over his head. i'll just draw a circle around his fucking head. whatever. that was practice. that was warm up. ooh. oh, that adr, corey. oh. i know. yowch. yep, get better. i mean, purple was doing some crazy shit there.
1:15:02 i said y'all suck, get better. who said that? our top fragger. that dude is literally like the solo queue iest solo queueer i've ever seen in my entire life. as soon as the bomb was planted he rotated on shift from the other side. like just exclusively concerned about protecting his own kdr, not caring in the fucking world about whether or not we lose the round.
1:15:32 like imagine structuring your entire strategy around maximizing the chance to be top frag for the losing team.