I run this banana (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 and mine like sitting side by side with a stranger while i get a vasectomy that doesn't really bother me but i don't know it's uh i'd have to think about it at least i'd have to ask somebody i don't know who i would even ask and an unlovable hand wait mountain goats reference me talking to my sperm i hope you die i hope you both die because i have i've been wearing briefs for like 35 years or whatever i hope i come myself jerking tomorrow
0:39 i hope i jizz all day long. our friends say you're horny before the cum rises. we're pretty sure they're all wrong. wait, do i have a good fucking john darnielle in there somewhere? do i have a fucking good john darnielle somewhere in there? not really. he's got a little, um, he's got a little ben gibbard. a little benjamin gibson. it is time now my brothers. by the way, i didn't vote for this. i voted for nuke, so don't be mad at me. i'm so ready.
1:21 almost made it to tom cruise. no, no, i mean getting killed with a fucking m4 in warm up is basically like, i mean they might as well be wearing a pocket protector, man. that's all you got to say. where we going lads? i got bombed so i guess i'm the one who makes the fucking rules. we fucking out here bro. i'm planting. worst plant of all time. what the fuck happened man? what the hell happened? oh shit watch church brother.
2:11 they got, we got somebody on church. wow. play bomb, play time. oh, trash guns. okay. yeah. they were sleeping. i don't know what happened, man. it's galil season now. now they all run banana and this grenade gets like at least 50 damage. should have picked egypt. me in the, um, ancient civilizations, fantasy, uh, humanity draft. i mean, no, i'll just say rome is probably coming off the board. number one.
2:57 if i had to guess. rome's pretty popular these days. he went down like a it was a fucking shooting gallery, did you see that? give me mesopotamia? bro, but rome has so much more... so much more cache. like there's some shit from the people are still drinking pliny the elder, man. comes to mesopotamia, you'll hear some shit about like, you know, the code of hammurabi or whatever, but...
3:25 babylon clears? whatever bro, you go hang out with asher bonney, paul. i'm going to be picking up the fucking akhmanad empire in the third round. what the fuck am i even talking about, man? it's too early on a monday to be talking about this shit. i don't know. you know what pissed me off? on my question of the day jeopardy calendar, i didn't do it for a day. so yesterday's was like catherine of aragorn
3:55 was the mother of this english royal. i said, fuck, i don't know. queen elizabeth i? wrong, motherfucker. it's mary, mary i. dumbass. so i got it fucking wrong. and then i flipped the day, and then the next day on the calendar said, this potato crisp brand also comes in a party, party tube size. and i went, oh, that's pringles. it's basically like, by getting a question wrong, and then getting a question right,
4:26 getting the question right made me feel stupider. like i felt smarter when i was close to getting the question wrong about english royalty than when i snap, pack one, pick one, was like, yeah, that's pringles, bro. it was pissing me off a little bit. guys, we're up 2 0. nice molly. too bad it came out way too fucking slow. literally you're dead. he's blinded. i want the assist. i meant to ping, but i forgot what button it was. it's gonna be awkward for you in the unban request, buddy, because you're gonna have to reckon with what your last message was.
5:10 your teammates can't see your pings either? wait, really? is that true? i know they can't see my messages which is why i feel comfortable typing like pinkerton or blue album. i know the dude with that top fragging on our team is gonna say some shit like ratitude and piss me off. throw our team chemistry into the fucking garbage, man. pinkerton, easy? i go back and forth, man. i go back and forth. i like them both. i love them both.
5:50 they both got a certain charm, man. wait, he did the bugle throw? okay, that was a crazy shot. never mind, it was a mag 7. wasn't really that crazy. only in dreams, best final track ever. okay, i mean, that's a little insane when we're living in a world where there's like, i am the resurrection and stuff like that, but sure, more power to you. i mean, it's a great song, don't get me wrong. it's got a hell of a baseline too. you know i got a rep manchester, man. you know i got a rep manchester. let's get at the root of your fucking matter.
6:41 self titled of fools gold mate. self titled? yeah, i mean by a lot. i'm obviously by a lot but i'm a millennial and i've never listened to weezer on purpose. whatever you're probably like obsessed with pop punk so i don't have to pretend that you're superior to us. sorry, we're all cut from the same fucking flesh man. what are we gonna do here? i think we're gonna do... i'm poor for two rounds. that's what people who are good at counter strike say. you got a damn awp holy cow.
7:34 two ops and a deagle? yo, this is perfect. looks like i'll be getting an op. what the fuck i have in there? what the heck? ooh, i can't wait to tell you all about it. he can't wait to tell you about his new girl. i can't wait for you to sing and shout it out. you know what i'm talking about? no? it's a new girl by the suicide machines from the tony hawk's pro skater 2 soundtrack. maybe tony hawk's pro skater 4, i don't know. nice try.
8:25 bugle flash, you got me? you got me? you got me real good? got me real good. yeah, i don't know. i don't know. nice shooting. i don't know which tony hawk's pro skater game it's from, to be honest. it's from one of the ones i played a lot of, for sure. what a shot. i thought you had him. that's not even your fault. 97 in one! i literally got mine, by the way. what happened? bring back tony hawk's pro skater just for the memes? first off, you said bring back townie
9:16 hawk, pro skater just for the memes. and if that was by accident, then i apologize. if that was on purpose, you got something to reckon with. one crossed? who the fuck am i talking to? they brought it back! but it's, you know, the world has turned and left me here, man. the remaster was pretty good, but after a while, you're like, i'm still just kind of... i think most of us have just kind of reached our limit for how much pro skating we can do. i know my role.
10:01 this is where you say some shit like, i'm planting the bomb. didn't get him, huh? curious. ouch! assist please. bugle flash. oh, motherfucker. wasn't there another dude there? it was my teammate. it was my teammate who hit me with the grenade. yeah, it did look sus. watch church, man. there was literally a dude behind me watching church. i was getting shots in on sight, bro.
10:53 no shot i'm bottom fragging on this detritus team, man. men advice not in game. watch church. i've seen preacher. i've seen all 13 seasons of preacher. left a piece of himself on the wall back there. you're welcome. sure. preacher's a good show. can i say something? i've never seen it. obviously, i've never seen it. what the fuck? bro, we got slimed. don't look at the guns. you have a good gun. just hold, man.
12:04 i'll hold this angle, you do the long flank. we'll push at the same time, okay? bullshit. bugle. on sight. huge. then this one. oh, and then plant! i saved the team. i single handedly saved the team. huge plant money. how much is plant money? be so fucking for real with me right now. 300 bucks? 300 bucks times five? ooh, that's almost a galil. 300 but just for you? oh, times one.
13:02 sorry playa, didn't mean to block your angle. yeah, yeah, i mean there's just no hope there. we got problems on banana y'all. crazy play man. one of the most satisfying sounds in any video game is the headshot sound from counter strike man. 100%. i forsake you devil. can i tell you something without ruining someone's life?
13:54 i got my kid a happy meal from mcdonald's this weekend. right now in canada, they have stranger things toys. me and my kid had a heated argument over what her toy was. i maintain, as the one of the two of us who's seen at least a little bit of stranger things, that it's a demogorgon. it's like a plant monster that has like a lot of limbs and it opens its mouth really wide. it has a lot of teeth. my kid maintains, what a great grenade by the way,
14:19 my kid maintains that it's not the demogorgon because the demogorgon has a red mouth, okay? so we're at an impasse. i google mcdonald's canada stranger things toys. top result, a reddit post from someone crashing out.
14:33 i just got my kid a happy meal from mcdonald's and the toys are stranger things. please keep the sex, violence, obscenity out of i will not let my child be raised with the pedophilic hollywood tendencies of our modern culture. in the name of jesus christ, i compel you, i will never shop at mcdonald's again. buddy, you're at without at the risk of being a hypocrite.
14:56 you're feeding your kid chicken nuggets from mcdonald's. like, you got bigger problems, man. we gotta focus on the, you know, the six inches in front of our face here, man. you can just be like, you can get a oh, motherfucker! you can get a book instead. when you get to the fucking kiosk, you can say, i'll take a book instead of a toy. that one's done. can't help but feel like i let the team down a little bit here.
15:25 nah, sorry to say the k pop demon hunters meal is not in canada yet. it's not here till i think this wednesday. bro knows the day. my wife's excited. i just don't know what i'm gonna do if she gets the saja boys meal. i mean, if she gets the huntrix meal, that's one thing. if she gets the saja boys meal, i don't know what i'm gonna think, man. also, can i say something? not to hit the can i say something button twice in the same round of counter strike, but
16:14 the crossovers and the collaborations, even i know you don't slow peek that with an op man. you know they've been fun and of course you know i leave a light on for the the nether sauce from the minecraft movie promo that they did last year but they gotta start coming out with some some shit that kind of moves the needle a little bit more than like hey for every single movie we've got an exclusive nugget sauce okay
16:43 just we tweaked the flavor scientist formula by like 1% and now we got a special nugget dipping sauce that's like it's basically just ranch. come on, man. i'm just saying we could do a little better. how about making the nuggets shaped like minions or whatever, man? damn, that's gonna sting. universal studios singapore can do it. how about making the nuggets shaped like minions? look at all peak. literally i shot him in the head. i got the headshot indicator. so he's hit for 98 or something.
17:27 are we ready for this serious conversation that actually i'm such an asset to my team because i'm the only person who's willing to tank his stats to entry frag and everybody else just wants to fucking chill in the angle until the round ends? nobody else is willing to be the first man in. and now look what's happening. yeah, okay, good. also, i heard the headshots and i did 40 damage. i did 40 damage. how is that even possible?
18:09 my dylan obsessed brother said new morning is his favorite album. not even fucking with you, it's possible to listen to too much bob dylan. you know how in slay the spire 2 you could have an insane discussion about what card to upgrade at a campfire? and meanwhile, the zero iq and the 200 iq are both saying upgrade your rarest cards. i think it's very bob dylan coded. a dylan head who's not quite ready for the conversation will literally crash out over
18:45 self portrait versus street legal. meanwhile, everybody else is like, just listen to the ones from the 60s and 70s and then pick one. pick an outsider choice to be your favorite from any era after that. for me, it's modern times, man. i know that's an unusual choice as well, but for me, it's modern times. okay, well, that's my bad. no way, bro. i kind of like the way he sounds on modern times. spirit on the water.
19:18 spirit on the dock of the bay. what a shot, man. holy shit, he's fucking cracked. modern times pretty good. ain't nothing wrong with modern times. now, is it as good as love and theft? i don't know, but you know, i was like 11 in 1999 and diana krall won like 500 grammys. i just don't ever have to hear, to make you feel my love. i don't need to hear that song ever again, to be honest.
19:55 gay otis redding be like sittin on a cot cuz i'm gay cool cool so you're stealing a joke, which is normal on twitch. but do you know who you're stealing it from? do you know are you aware of who you're stealing the joke from? it's not jontron good guess. it's not it's not jontron. no, it's not a it's not a podcaster. it's um, i
20:31 noted film director, i think he was the voice of the dog in the first secret life of pets. i believe they replaced him for the second one. yes, from talking funny on hbo with ricky gervais. oh! ricky gervais, chris rock, some other fellas. love to be in the smoke circle with the talking funny guys so they could explain why the funniest shit of all time actually sucks.
21:15 if... that was completely my bad. if i may though, we do be parking on driveways and driving on parkways. got mine? spiritual trade? nice. dude, what the fuck? we were up like 4 2, man. what the fuck happened? you drive off the driveway? i have to think about that. you drive off the driveway. yeah, i'm gonna say that checks out. p250 actually literally clears the 5 7.
22:02 you park in the garage actually? you're not a real garage haver. every garage user that i know is more relevant than every garage user that you know. bugle flash? oh my god, oh my god, i got two blind grenade kills. oh my god, i'm incredible! anyway, all the garages are filled with amazon boxes is what i'm trying to say. that was a big round for my ego.
22:54 my i'm not trying to be like the only based individual mine actually like does not have amazon boxes in because my wife makes me break down the boxes as soon as they come in. but honestly, it's a good habit to get into. i got you. i got you brother. you don't need to, you know, whoa, we run these streets. you will need. that was really good shooting. i should have had him honestly. i hit him pretty good though. still pretty good.
23:49 i'm just praying that, oh, two mvps in a row. i'm just praying that this is not one of those teammates who only buys a scout because they're like sick of winning with the m4. there's a lot of, i've noticed that at 5,000 there's like a lot of people like that that are like, i have $10,000 but i'm just gonna buy a scout every round regardless. only use me scout. he has an op. somebody had a scout man. don't deny it. watch this shit right here.
24:31 i don't want to tell the opera how to live their life, but there was just like a dude down there. finally, google bob balaban, now i get your username. i mean, tell me, dead ass, if you're seeing bob balaban for the first time, tell me that he wouldn't have a different energy with a fucking earring. with one earring, he goes from mild mannered middle manager, which is like an esl training sentence, to like,
25:05 metro sexual 90s alternative like adult contemporary artist. i don't know what that shot was to be honest with you. i don't really want to be here. you know what happened my mouse hit my keyboard. i got to give myself some more real estate on the mouse. why watch pgl when i can watch this? i mean buddy pgl it's may pumpkin season is over. i think they're doing some ube shit now or something. i don't really know. i think they're doing something with ube the menus very ube coded now.
25:57 ooh, yellow, you gotta step your game up, buddy. we move back to chai. i love chai, man. the streets are saying you should not watch your grenade land, but what do the streets know? sorry, playa, i'm watching pit. no, i'm not. i'm helping my, no, i'm watching apartments. throwing smoke. throwing flashbang.
26:39 too much dead air. let's get controversial. turkish coffee is good, but they should filter it. i don't want to have coffee grounds all over my teeth when i take the last sip of the turkish coffee. wait, wait, they're fucking with it. they're fucking with it. they love i don't have i'm not controversial anymore. i'm no longer a firebrand. i think we've completely eroded their confidence. i think we run these streets. what the fuck?
27:35 104? what is how many goals the carolina hurricanes scored against the philadelphia flyers? oh man. true, man. true. they fought, they fucked them up. they fucked them up. fuck you, rick talkett. oh, all right. when the op dies, scout. okay, what do we do? block off this angle, smoke this angle to buy yourself some time, and then get the fuck to the library and just pray.
28:25 play the retake. chad, can i get some w's on that? that was w situational awareness. play the retake. i got my mind on eternity. some kind of ecstasy got a hold on me and i'm wondering where the lions are. i'm wondering where the lions are. well, i mean we gotta fucking do this man. he still sees me. my bad y'all. my bad. should have had it.
29:19 we got buffalo versus montreal. i think montreal's got a really good shot in game two. i think montreal could do a lot of damage in game two. did a lot of damage there, man. in game two? so you're saying you mean game four? what i really meant was game three because they just won that, but i got it wrong because last night was game three, not game two. so i was wrong twice, basically.
29:52 once was on purpose, but once was by accident, which made the one on purpose look kind of confusing and nonsensical. you guys think okamoto's got a shot at rookie of the year? how does rookie of the year work in the mlb? would they give it to like a 36 year old japanese guy? sorry, bugle. i have to go full arm on that one. oh, i ducked. i saw the bullet coming and i ducked, but i think it got me in the top of the head.
30:37 who is the molly for? it's to buy some time so they couldn't take sight before our teammates rotated. what a shot. one on one, baby. one on zero on one. that's all right. who you got for champions league final? i mean, it's probably barca by a mile, if i had to guess. especially if they get lamine yemal back. chad, who's the most famous footballer that's going to be playing a game in vancouver for the world cup? do we have egypt in our group? are we going to see mo salah?
31:23 speed, damn. you said his name wrong? yeah, i'm just gonna level with you. i don't really know shit about soccer, man. i'm just trying to fit in. what the? oh my god, i got a charley horse. what a shot though. he's gonna make it. it's getting a little hot in there, but he's good. damn, that's what it feels like when somebody opens the oven, man. when they've been cooking all day and they open the oven. shit. yukio mishima was killed by a far right activist. damn.
32:20 how do you think mishima's body dysmorphia would have fared in the era of the marvel cinematic universe? i honestly like, i mean having seen the movie, the movie's incredible. don't get me wrong, i've never read any of mishima's works. i feel like if he were alive he would have had like an absolutely fucking horrible podcast. you can do this man. it is paul schrader. guy who gets paul schrader confused with paul scheer. yeah dude it's the dude from, it's the bald dude from human giant.
32:55 yeah, man. it's the one guy who gets paul scheer confused with rob corddry. yeah, it's the it's lou from hot tub. it was directed by lou from hot tub time machine. greatest movie ever made i won't budge you know what's crazy oh my god oh my god oh my god oh no yes yes um
33:17 is watching mishima, a life in four parts, and looking at it and going, this is the most beautiful movie that's ever been made, and then googling, how many awards did this thing win? and finding out the answer is basically none. even though it has the greatest sets, the greatest production design, incredible cinematography, and an unbelievable score at a minimum. finding out that it's one fucking nothing, bro.
33:44 mishima's favorite song off exile in guyville. i gotta think about that. i think it might it honestly might be shatter i know that you don't always realize how sleazy it is messing with these guys and could be man seven eight seven eight. what do you think she was talking about? what do you think she meant with the second verse of um
34:20 i don't even remember what this one's calling it. i need your help. exiled in guyville. when she says, i cleaned the house, i put all your books in an order. i made up a colorful border. what do you think she's there's something she's getting at there that is canary. cause she, she comes like a good canary when you circle the cherry. that's right.
34:53 she what? yeah, the song's about the clitoris man. well, it's about being a woman but like they mentioned the clitoris so you don't have to do huh? like there's no double entendre. that shit's about the nerve center. very good. it's a great, it's a wonderful song. sorry for the huh? i mean, it's i blame you. i blame the culture. i blame most of all i hate the way i don't hate you. not even a little bit.
35:32 not even at all. people, that is true. people will do phrasing. if you say like the head of the penis, people go, uh, phrasing? does he know what he's talking about? they're hitting it like jim hits the camera after michael scott says something. fuck it right in the pussy. remember that? never happened to that guy. when the world needed him the least, he vanished. micro scott? nah, man. you ain't seen the movie. his money grew.
36:12 that boy grew. we can get there. reload. motherfuck, he didn't reload. jesus fucking christ. ah! mocked. he's apartments. motherfucker! where's my team? where's my fucking team? you're fucked, bud. he's playing time, bro. he's playing time. bro, he's playing time on you. bro, he's playing ti he's playing time!
37:07 oh my god, he got the fucking kill. what do i do? what do i do? it's actually you know what it's really hit him with a nice try. it was a nice try in a certain manner of speaking. damn, i'm broke time for the nova ace. how the fuck does coke zero have zero calories? it is insane. it's one of the most unbelievable like scientific inventions of the 20th century. i think is zero calorie sweeteners. it tastes
37:50 it tastes really good. maybe does give you dementia. okay, so was bro shooting out of his left knee? like i don't understand. like how did he... i couldn't see. i couldn't see. was the earring a hoop or a stud? honestly, i think bob balaban could get away with either. i think the stud with the male pattern ball in this horseshoe and this little like curly goatee is more like r&b singer. and then the like a little hoop is like
38:31 i don't even know, like just it has so much aura but either way i think is either way would be would be a serious aura gain. not that he needs an aura gain like he's already a great character actor but give me the cz brother i'm drinking to forget. i'll have two piña coladas one for each hand yes i said sail with captain morgan
39:09 check this out. ooh! orange, you're fucked, lad. good luck. best i mean, honestly, getting one there is huge. i got mine. got mine. no, man, i can't watch that. you gotta have a little hustle. oh, shit, we're fucked. damn, he did a fucking backflip. you can do it. you can do it. have confidence. the other guy's saving up. literally, literally nice try. literally nice try.
40:09 if aliens came to earth, how do you think you'd explain bob dylan? you know what's crazy? and this is not anti germah, but he fucking did the definitive bit on what if aliens came to earth. so i can't even answer the question. no matter how i answer it, he has such a seminal bit on what if the aliens came to earth and like they never invented a camera that i can't talk about it because people will just say, german bit. he solved it. he's literally, his light shines so bright that it's blinded the rest of the possible conversation. and i love him for it.
40:41 but he was fucking spitting because i hate when people see that bit and they hit him with question marks. motherfucker, they're in apartments bro! because he's right, what if the aliens fucking, everyone assumes that it would be like civilization. if they made it to earth they would have like exact copies of our technology but then also go further beyond on the tech tree. but there's a chance that they skipped some shit man, maybe they never figured out how to turn light into images. could be.
41:12 they would, there's a chance that they may have, you know like sometimes you take over a barbarian camp in civilization 4 and you're like what the fuck? how did you guys have like, how did you have currency? how did you have fucking metallurgy bro? odoacer type shit. i think it could be like that. they'd be like damn we're gonna take you over because we're like technologically superior but like at the same time like slap chop that's pretty good. we're still using knives or whatever. could be man, could be.
41:51 let me speak to my good friend kory. i'm ready when you are kory. i mean the slap chop kind of is the pinnacle of science if they made it with like real steel instead of whatever fucked up like composite they have. it's like the idea of the slap chop is awesome. it just seems like everybody who has one is like as soon as you smack down on the fucking button the thing just breaks. wait is this true?
42:29 did you see heineken stole your idea with a zero alcohol, zero sugar and zero calorie beer? i do want beer zero, so it's almost there. but i will say when i invented beer zero, i still wanted it to have alcohol. and i understand the ramifications of like alcohol doesn't have zero calories, so how can you make a zero calorie beer? but like i want them to invent it. i think it would be big for society.
43:02 zero calorie beer with alcohol? yeah, yeah. interesting. magic. i apologize for any audio like fuckery that happens. oh, windows update, windows update. no, new pc. oh shit. wake up. wake up. it's the first game of the new pc. it is technically. and he's going to hit everybody.
43:32 hear me out here first game. i did all right, honestly, but we did lose. we lost 1310. that's pretty close though. you do your senses corey. i did annoying.
43:47 i think it's really funny though. no, they ask like six times if you're like hiding people in here. they do. is there anybody that you had to second guess whether you should include them on the list of residents? are you sure you told us about every is there anyone here is like just like hanging out for a little while. you get woken up by the amber alert last night.
44:17 i was awake. damn. so it was like just another day at the office for you. and my phone didn't go off. i don't think i don't know. mine went off at like 115 decibels for sure. but you're hearing ryan double. yep, that's true. i don't know where that is the problem. let me make noise. wait, now it's gone. it could have just been your headphones feeding back into your mic. yeah, i'm trying to figure out the
45:07 like my settings for noise gate. i hear that. i don't want it to be too strong or it's like i'm fighting it myself. take these chains off and then say it again. you've never seen mishima, life in four parts? i don't think so. it's good. you would love it. it takes place in japan. i do love japan.
45:56 is it like a modern film or a... that depends on how snobby you are. it is from the modern era, 1984. okay. 1984. but i am on that criterion shit, so i'll literally, i'll watch a movie from like 1963 and go like, this is modern. yes, yes, yes! you fucking with the flaming lips? is that a question for me or for corey? the candy? honestly, i don't mind it. let's roll. is she my life in four chapters?
46:39 it's good man, it's good. i don't think i've seen it. you would know. you would love mishima, corey. yeah, would i? yeah, yeah, i think you'd be fucking with what he's putting down. i can't, i don't, so i've never seen it, so i don't know if this is an insult compliment or oh, it's a deep insult, yes. okay, okay. is he like a really bad guy or something? he's a really good writer.
47:08 oh no. i'm now the ceo of scientology. i'm the ceo of scientology. i made it deep into the bowels of the headquarters and i mean, you capture the king, you win the game. let's put it that way. and now he's calling me gay? okay. mishima. first off, that's the best thing about mishima. so i wouldn't take that as an insult. secondly, he literally had a wife and kids. he's just really, really into the male form.
47:41 oh, he's republican? yes, he's a right wing reactionary. nothing a. i hear shots b. bombs down tunnels. i fought valiantly. you're going crazy? eerie don't go out, yeah. it's a right wing reactionary? ooh, dan's game. right wing reactionary japan? maybe? no, okay. i'm not gonna say bad chest, but it would finish the joke if i said that. no, don't do that. please don't say that. he's calling me closeted?
48:20 he's literally not closeted. he wrote so many books about how he loves like abs and pecs, man. probably. why is he shaking? he's shaking his head at me. he says he's like stop talking about mishima. i'm not gonna man. it's the last thing i watched. of course i'm going to talk about it. did you watch part two today or something? i watched all four parts man. it's only 120 minutes long. got one? yeah there's three long. confirmed rotating? the cock novels were kind of weird.
49:05 i'm sorry, are we having a problem with mishima because he's gay? i'm not. that's not my problem with mishima. it's kind of how he tried to overthrow democracy. but then everybody just laughed at him, which was kind of awesome. he's literally out on the balcony going like, hey, let's reform the empire. and everyone's like, shut up, man. we told you to shut up six months ago when you said this shit at the university.
49:32 fucking shut up, dude and then he's like well this will show him and still nobody fucking cares man i heard grenade out through your headphones. yeah, i don't know what's going on. i'm sorry to cat one is at the longitudinal doors to there's one more at the longitudinal doors 35 longitudinal walking remember that motherfucker
50:23 i mean, i got to cover sight bro. brush this, brush this fool. one's on a and one's on cat. i will be taking care of cat right now. our man's dead. beautiful. fuck it. we reload and go. what would slint do? bombs on b bro. the kid was like, there's a kid on our tv. he said, it's b bro.
51:23 good shot with the scout man. this isn't the killing house anymore guys. not the killing house anymore? i heard myself through your mic. gonna have to mute everybody? deferative racist. no. top mid. that's a new one. i heard our teammate through your mic. i don't like that. something that seems like it should not be happening at all. i wonder if the...
52:12 i wonder if i have the output device wrong. so you're just hearing that clearly? yeah, yeah, okay, i can hear our teammates talking. okay, that's not great. that could be really bad. bio device, default device. what a shot. you can mute all voice channels but nevertheless gamers persist, man. i just don't, i don't know why...
52:52 so many of my settings changed in like games that are on steam. windows, for audio specifically, windows has gotten a lot worse and for everything else but all i care about is audio. and like, i like, i don't know, i exported a bunch of settings like from obs and other such programs and then like
53:17 i followed the tutorial and then i loaded them into the new program on the new computer and it was like, we don't recognize that. it's like sick, awesome. that's probably how people feel when they move countries and then they have a degree and then the government's like, man, that ain't from lakehead university. you can't be an engineer here. we need you.
53:46 your doctor was issued in fucking beijing instead of thunder bay, ontario. where did you go back to school for 11 years? nice track kid. no way. talking about weezer. well, that's cuz i asked blue albemarle pinkerton in the all chat. yeah. okay, never mind. i need to hear all chat. my god, i can't shoot anybody today. fuck it, we rush.
54:34 no, we don't really. really? i can't kill anybody, bro. i mean, we got we got five owed, man. did you hear it all chat? did you hear a voice on that time? no, no, no. i did hear you say incendiary out, though. well, it was fucking one of us here. yeah, but i think your teammates said incendiary out close to you. and then it came through your audio man. sound like glenn gould b is totally clear.
55:24 our teammates are pushing very aggressively. they just fucking blasted me with a grenade, cat. dead ass. dropped one cat. famas gang. i'm literally actually awesome though. i'm literally locked the fuck in. that could have gotten them. it was my only chance. i've killed nobody but in third damage. we got some problems, i ain't gonna lie to you. disheartening. i'm aiden, no.
56:08 watched the apartment this weekend billy wilder one of the best to ever do it. you know, why was it's crazy in the 60s you can get pussy using your tennis racket as a pass to strainer like what the fuck the hell was don lemon thinking man yes a movement long. okay. okay, i bombed down top mid someone's suicide got one okay, i'm fucking chilling bro how the hell did i get an assist on that guy
57:03 i guess he must have pulled way back, i don't know. maybe you threw, did you throw a grenade? i did throw a grenade, maybe that was enough. this is a crazy ak, damn. this kind of ak looks like that one scene out of every far cry game, you know what i'm talking about? all right. i know our teammate loves to, oh, you're our teammate, never mind. i'm not dead. yeah, i know, i know. and i'm thankful for it, might i add. i'm thinking it's b. one top mid with bomb.
57:55 one dike tons flashing out tons. no smoking out tons. one nade cat to top mid going cat again. i thought i honestly that was reloaded. it's not that bad though. at least i took a shot. i mean, it's time for the armorless op long man. i'm catching your damage. what is that?
58:53 sure man, let's go 4a this time. let's get crazy in this beast. suicide sounds like. i'm purging all distractions from my mind. i'm literally, you ever see professor x get inside a cerebral? all the non mutants, they're like buying groceries and shit. i'm literally making them faded right now. i'm fading them and i'm focusing exclusively on like, there's a mutant with latent powers that has not yet been discovered. he's just making sparks with his fingers right now.
59:33 bomb scene b. yeah, i heard that actually. you did. fuck. op cat. got mine. i don't understand. you know what? gotta do something man. you gotta serve somebody. there's one on one, we take those. any questions?
1:00:34 mvp for a clutch defense. damn, and i got this beast too? oh shit, makes my eyes hurt just to look at it. not kory in the damn settings menu. great job, sorry. didn't even see the... everyone's telling me you sound like you're on a megaphone. me? i just like to talk. yeah, i've been picked suicide. anyone want to go pick that up? it's all yours. who in chance said calling suicide pick? you fucking saw the future.
1:01:20 you know what's crazy is that it's like some oracle shit from the matrix. cuz if you hadn't said i'm calling suicide pick, maybe i wouldn't have gone there. you know what i mean? you know what i mean? what's really gonna bake your noodle is would he have broken the shit if she hadn't said no problem or whatever. what are you doing, tingle mccringleberry? wait, we got ozmitaz buckshank in this? fuck, right as i fucking reload. affirmative reloader.
1:02:00 why the fuck would you be sounding like that? honestly, that's the way people react when they hear it never going to give you up for the first time. good shooting. they always go like, oh, that's not what i expected. i didn't expect him to look like that. now he's just muted. no one can hear him on my stream. that's not it. i feel like i'm getting two picks long on this one. damn corey top fragging. that's something insane man. four kills, 929 damage.
1:02:44 you're no stranger to love. hey green, you think you could cover a cat instead? thank you. damn. it looks like yoda when yoda accepts death. green, green, go cover cat, man. we got pink with an awp watching cat. i don't know what to tell you. they're on site. they got through somewhere. one more mid, he said. maybe you heard that though. that one i did not hear. okay, that one i heard. oh, fuck, man.
1:03:41 that one you heard that one. i don't understand. yeah, i don't know. i don't know man no way my headphones are loud enough for that. that's crisscross song. i'm gonna have to say is between jump and sailing that's exactly right i think it's a good ass song one of the best songs in trolls 3 for sure and
1:04:17 i think he's throwing fire. you heard what are you hearing that? that wasn't even doubled. i heard it like quintupled man. i'm just gonna be dead ass with you. yeah, bomb down be in a cat type direction. nicole. i'm said it's my turn to up window. they might be rotating. why can i hear him so clearly man? i don't think this is clearly i heard him so clearly it was like he was in the call with us.
1:05:14 yeah, it's like my game is porting it through my mic. nice! damn, damn! god, the op is so good! i'm gonna have to investigate. i'm gonna have to investigate the routing, but i don't know why it would have changed. tell these fellas we go long. we're gonna receive the ball, we're gonna score, and we're gonna win. it's actually kind of good because i get like some secondhand comms.
1:06:02 i just hope nothing nasty is said. one tons. hearing reports of one in the tunnel. damn, i faded that dude. i know you got the kill. you deserve it. i'm not trying to say fuck you. i'm not trying to say fuck you, kory, but literally shot him in the ear. he's faded. am i in your way? no, not at all. you're chill, bro. we can play time. we got nothing to worry about. you went pit. fuck. hit that. oh, he hit me in the head.
1:07:06 i'm gonna catch him going suicide after. i'm feeling myself. holy shit, i did a lot of damage. you're. sheesh. ooh, damn. next kills me, bro. that kills me. where are we going? good question, man. good question. i did do 99 in one and with no kill, which is. yeah, i hit the guy for one. impact grenade type kill. you need me out there.
1:07:56 you go smoke. you go flash one in the tunnels. good shit man. good shit. damn, i'm starting to think we kind of run this place. i'm starting to think they bought m4a1s on round two after a loss. they did. this guy knows some econ now. oh shit, what are they doing man? that is fiscal irresponsibility man. let's get some shoes.
1:08:50 let's get some shiz. classic. worth. i'll flash over. there's some bugles. bugle smoke. terrible grenade. absolutely horrible smoke on the cross. my bad, y'all. we still win these. we still win these. good try. oh boy, good try. bad smoke, y'all. bad smoke. they knew we were coming long as well. maybe a little stream sniper. just hypothetically suggesting that that's definitely what happened.
1:09:44 he sounds like an evil spirit on my shoulder telling me to kill my family. he doesn't say anything about killing my family. you talking about me or the dude on our team? they're talking about you. apparently you sound like you have an audio effect on your voice for some reason. ain't nothing makes sense about audio, man. yeah, tell them. also, you can't test discord audio by yourself. kat? oh, okay. through the smoke, huh? damn, we in a bit of a pickle here. i'll throw guns when they think it's flash. literally worked.
1:10:39 i need my flashback though. we go again? i'm playing, i'm playing with a little bit of swag. that's all i'm gonna say. damn, we only got two, huh? still good damage, man. and now i think you're just muted. hello? hello? sorry, now. to my stream. corey, can you hear me? i can hear you fine. i am asking where you've been. just let me in.
1:11:32 any fucking we used to be best buddies, but now we're not. wish you could tell me. one mid, one mid. one mid? yeah, yeah. fuck! it's a cat boy. i'm clomping, man. let's get in there. damn it. nice. i thought i saw something. i got scared. wow! fuck it, bro. we camped. youch! okay. not much you could do there. not much you could do there. not much you could do there.
1:12:49 come on, y'all. come on, y'all. hello? hello. sorry, i am like, wanting to die. what happened? i mean, it's monday. say no more. oh, come on. shit, yeah. motherfucker, let's fucking do this. let's fucking go. right now. freaky flash. smoking the cross, bugle style. we run this site. green, you need to plant the bomb. that was my bad for strafing behind him. literally not his fault. that's my bad. good try, good try.
1:14:03 giant cloud of blood. fistful of peas, remember that? handful of peas. one egg. one egg. damn. rhythm heaven, yes. it hurts so much when they just like clock your reference but don't laugh. they go, yes, i'm familiar with what it's from. why didn't you laugh then, bro? when you recognize something, you're supposed to laugh. let me kill you guys. i'll door dash you all. hey, go b, go b. he said go b. did he have awp? unknown.
1:14:51 the unknown number. fucking ego pick? okay. i feel like that dude's been lost. oh shit. no, not good that way. i got one, kat. i'm literally just playing with confidence. i'm literally feeling myself. damn y'all, we lost bomb. oh, one more coming mid doors. watch the lowers. i mean, i would like to have a sit down. i'd like to have a tete a tete with our team. what's going on?
1:15:48 i put ryan in a little box. i don't know why he's small. rush along, y'all. we can do this. love the new pc! we love you, we love you, memory express. we love you, nvidia. sorry, i took the hit on the chin with that molotov to give us clear passes. we run these streets, corey, we run these streets. overload them, you've got them. beak them one at a time, yes. and this is the way the mandalorian and groboo in theaters
1:16:35 perhaps this friday. nobody's covering the flank, chiblee. nobody's covering... oh, we got the guy on the flank. we can plant. you know that air was fresh as fuck when the frag moved all the smoke out of the way? so when you land at yvr and you take that first sniff off the jetway, we ain't in orlando anymore. have you seen the game flock around? we played it, chiblee, we played it. lovely momo and she is lovely. she organized the game and we played it. does he sound quiet?
1:17:24 that would be a surprise to me, given how i'm talking. maybe i just crank you to two hundo. so true, giga. she is lovely. she is. wouldn't it be funny if after all this, like it was my discord settings that were fucked up? no, it's not because i hear you fined. it would be funny, but they really want to go b, huh? i mean, honestly, i'm not really listening to these guys because i think they're kind of not very good unless they're viewers, in which case i thank them for their support.
1:18:12 i just don't really like the vibes be when you like run to the tunnel entrance and then stand there waiting for like 20 minutes of you till to go hard. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's bad. got one cat. yes, you did, man. let's help. yeah, exactly. one door. push mid doors. help our team. i'll flash them out. boom, bitch. left. faded. literally should have had him. my bad. there's one tunnel still. oh, i didn't know where to look. they both have awp? where's he aiming?
1:19:07 oh, good try. good try. why is he aiming like knee high on everything? damn, 22 and 1 times 2. we got daniel. where's henrik, man? everyone's bloke. we're in a tight spot, man. we're in a tight spot for sure. flashbang long, get picks with the deagle. deagle, first shot deagle is literally the op. you just have to have good eyesight. did you hear him say go a? i heard him say something. i heard him say throwing a decoy. i don't know why you're hearing that. it doesn't make any fucking sense. yeah, maybe shift lock him.
1:19:53 stupid ass maybe she maybe hold shift walk into the smoke and get blown away not you huge yeah, man brian burke he was wheeling and dealing back then
1:20:30 traded the canucks pick to get like the first rounder or the first overall then traded the first overall to the thrashers making them promise that they wouldn't draft one of the sedins in order to get the second and the third. ro was doing some crazy work. one of the most truculent hairstyles in the business too. one of the dumbest motherfuckers on earth. he's literally like i'm not saying he's a good gm but he's literally like
1:20:58 better than the last three general managers that my team has had. which is crazy. nice try, y'all. hey, dude. i get a pick suicide, we rush down mid. it's that simple. this is not a good buy. that's not a smart buy. something like that. help the team. he's still in a can. i don't know. ooh! we love that. and then i pick the guy, kat.
1:21:51 what are we doing? what are we doing? there's one long. i don't know. we're all gonna cluster up apparently. fuck it. i'll get an op pick on cat. see if i care bro. i'm just gonna clear a just because i can. one's watching long from sight. let's go. we have a? a's clear. okay, that was a really good shot. i had a little too much ego. i had a little too much ego. i was feeling myself bigly man. i was feeling myself huge. no, not like this. he's uh, he's close to mid.
1:22:32 like ct with an op. bro took bomb to be. i would say as of right now he's out mid doors and to your left slightly as of the last the last time we saw him. oh shit yeah i like that fake the steps oh nice try man nice try wasn't a bad game all things considered could have been worse i don't know why i'm still trying i'm frustrated that
1:23:21 i don't even know where to adjust what you sound like to my stream. wait, any millennials out here? i guess he'll just have to adjust. this probably sounds great on kory's stream. someone filled up my heart with nothing. we're just too little lost and in
1:23:56 turning every good thing to rust you know what i'm talking about? whatever happened to that guy? we know man. yeah, man, we know where the wild things are. over top, over the top of the head. on the top of the head. so you went like, you did some three stooges shit.