They really weren't kidding (Everything is Crab)

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0:00 everything is crab, everything is crab when you're part of a team or whatever. this is everything is crab. it's the newest rogue light that's somewhere between a six to a 10. and if you're going to take that as an insult, it's literally a compliment. it could be a 10 for all i know, bro. it could be a 10 and it's not a five because i've been watching some people play it. yeah, we'll play on pressure one. what's the crux of the game? it's a little bit vampire survivor z and it's a little bit spory.
0:30 you play as like a little blob of like, you know, material. you hit things and eat them. that gives you experience. that experience then allows you to level up and pick some traits. so you kind of like have control over the evolution of your little creature.
0:56 you could make a creature that's very good at staying warm, like they're well adapted to the cold because they got fur. you could make a creature that's like a glass cannon. they have like 2 hp or something like that. you could make a creature that dodges fast like a freaking spider, man. or you could make one that has armor plating. let's see, damage resistance. we don't need to worry about it. it's just self evident, i suppose. that's not why i was mousing over. dodge 5, senses 15, increases the distance at which points of interest
1:25 and alpha enemies are perceived increases the chance of identifying mushrooms. sure man, why not? nah, fuck it, let's get some fur man. chosen evolutions may affect how your character looks and plays. that's what it's all about man. does this have the cities skylines 2 thing where it's like everybody who plays cities skylines 2 is um...
1:54 obviously they're making a city with like mixed use residential towers with like commercial businesses on the bottom and then like a above ground rail system that connects everybody so that goes directly from their apartment to the library. like what i'm asking you is can you play this game as a vegetarian? like can you can you play this game and be like i am only going to eat apples i'm gonna see how well i could do if i only eat apples. you actually can? that's actually kind of sick to be honest with you.
2:20 let's get some carapace too. i like the idea of getting like a heavily defensive man. it'd be interesting could be a vibe because you can't do that in isaac. if you try to play isaac without eating meat, you got serious problems. okay, you can get shiny food. shiny food. nice try kid. shiny food heals you for more hp. i'm burning. i'm burning. my heat tolerance is low. i can't be in the desert like this. get me back to the temperate forest. me whenever i'm slightly south, north, east or west of vancouver.
3:02 hmm, plating six antennae social increases chance to charm enemies with specific abilities or more eyes. and i'm assuming that like this being blue means it's like a rare, it's a rare option. if i had to guess i also think go here.
3:23 is shinee the best song on the moana soundtrack? i really think shinee is a pretty good song and moana is a pretty good soundtrack. so to be a pretty good song on a pretty good soundtrack is nice. but i do, i mean, i think you've got to give some respect for we know the way as well. that's one that you could pluck from the soundtrack and just put on a playlist and people would be like, whoa, this is kind of nice. it exists without the context of the movie as well.
3:54 you have a re roll? yeah, but i've also got crazy plating, bro. look at that. whatever plating is. i'm being rained upon? doesn't even matter to me because i got shiny food? i bet you can shelter under the tree as well, huh? oh, is that a fucking elite, bro? there you go. we've dried off? fuck, bro. worth? we run these streets? i'm going long? the bro has no defense mechanisms whatsoever. you're literally like the kiwi bird in new zealand.
4:41 orange, a headbutt dashing attack that does physical damage and penetrates plating. well, yeah, obviously we're going to have to go with that over, um, over anything green man. new attack unlocked. you can adjust your loadout during any evolution on the left. okay. so left will be horns, right will be up, which doesn't do very much damage understood. and then there, i just ate some like literally straight dna off the ground. holy cow.
5:11 oh shit, we're two tapping them now. you're done, lad. we're gonna be feasting. all food is shiny. interesting. short range attack that does ability damage and drains some of it as hp. or what about tail based evolutions, man? could be interesting, but actually, you know what? we're going hafu style, which is to say that we fill our board before we worry about quantity over quality in a hearthstone battleground style.
5:42 we fill our board with good stuff first and then we worry about, uh, or fill our board with any stuff first and then worry about getting good stuff later. okay, what the fuck's up with this beast bro? oh shit. you ain't ready for this young pup. yeah, you're literally dead kid. chill. i want this. i gotta eat. i gotta eat as well, obviously.
6:15 eat this one first, get the hell out of town, come back to this corpse that we didn't do anything with, eat it up, get an evolution before we fight this guy again. okay, no, no, no, it might not happen, that's all right. way of the world. he keeps turning his fucking back to me. you're pissing me off. literally you killed him and i'm gonna eat your food. how does that make you feel? you're dead too. and then i eat under the shade of the fucking oak tree.
6:47 um, increased damage of physical attacks, that'll help our horns out. first we feast, bro. sean evans, look it up. i want a slice. did you save any for daddy? i'm literally drinking your fucking milkshake, bro. attack areas better? dodge and senses or tail based evolutions? give me a bigger attack area and then we fucking chow down, bro!
7:29 dude, my dude's looking like a fucking menace. he's looking like a motherfucking handful. thanks for the free kill, bro. better size, better physical, better feeding speed or a close range attack that deals physical damage and scales with max hp? i mean chonky sounds good, but i think we need an attack that scales with physical.
7:57 damn, he's quick with it. an attack that scales with physical and then we go full physical. and look at this, we're fucking feasting, bro! why would you even step to me? you're smaller than do you not understand how the animal kingdom works? i mean, i do want physical, don't get me wrong, but leveling up my, uh, my primary attack seems genius here. destroyed. yeah, you're not gonna escape, bro, so stop trying. oh shit, there's a f there's a fucking boss, man. let's do this. we're maddened. the crab part.
8:37 oh, oh, so he's like a hundred times stronger than me? is that the joke? no he's not. i can do this. i can literally do this. i hit a crabtar while i was charging and got an achievement. are you hitting me a little bit? yeah, you're hitting me a little bit, but guess what? meet me under the old oak tree, young pup. i guess we probably want to kill him before he just runs away too. i'm abusing gameplay mechanics. no, we could kill other animals that eat the food during the fucking battle.
9:31 genius and then i eat your milkshake, bro! okay, easiest game of my life. they didn't expect a rogue like expert like me to be here. day one of the fifth day that it came out. let me get even better reach. genius pewd strikes again. that's what i've been saying, man. we're bringing it back. feeding speed? oh shit. yeah, it's got to be feeding speed plus 33%. first we feast, we're going sean evans mode. what the fuck have i done?
10:00 speed plus one terrain adaptation every 10 seconds gain progress equal to 5x your prey affinity value. that's a lot man. i'm gonna go speed 1.25 because i was feeling real fucking slow you're done that oh my god. i'm actually i'm gonna fucking dominate now can i say something the only time i've ever seen ghibli play this he?
10:26 uh, literally died on the first boss. so as far as i'm concerned, to the best of my awareness, i am the greatest player of this game that has ever existed. i'm literally just going for more aoe as well, even though it's not the rarest adaptation. we ain't susan orlean, don't talk to me about adaptation. get fucked, chiblee. that's what i'm saying, man. that's what i'm saying. hollow bones for a little extra speed? nah, this time we get bigger and we go full fucking physical, bro.
10:56 let me hear your body talk. holy shit. holy shit. it's an all you can eat buffet, man. stay away from my tree. increase sprinting speed. that's an ability though. i don't want that. i don't need that. i want better feeding speed and maybe a little bit of regen would hit the spot as well. the fuck? they made a fart cloud, man. i'm just going to go ahead and say it, man.
11:33 if i were an animal, i don't think i'd be that affected by the rain. i mean, okay, just like be a little wet. who gives a fuck? like it's not a real debuff, i'm sorry to say. you don't deserve to be debuffed as a result of being slightly moist. too fast, can't get them. i needed to have some kind of like trapping ability to stop them there. your pride is gonna be your downfall, bro.
12:07 low damage ranged ability attack, not interested. jump over enemies and obstacles, hold for a longer leap. could be big, but you know what? i mean, i see an opportunity to eat a little faster. i'm obviously going to take that. i'm a genetic freak. took a shot at me then ran away. stings. we got to wait, wait till he attacks and then hit him. he's finally learned a basic video game mechanic. now to implement it. there you go. fucking feed me, bro.
12:45 you don't want the smoke, you don't want the smoke. heal me please, heal me. these guys are pissing me off bro. and now i'm, great, great. and now i'm debuffed by water. now i'm fucking moist. like, hey vip daniel, who's the lead singer of moist? he's like a canadian celebrity. i think my efficiency of feeding has been very bad today. mike moist? we must be thinking of a different band. it's david something. so nobody knows shit about moist anymore, huh? hoolie, that might be it man. give me physical 2.
13:31 98 more and we can have our own netflix show. stop leaving a fart cloud on top of my food, bro. david osher, thank you. rose, not the most famous usher, but to not be the most famous fucking moist is kind of a little embarrassing. a bit of a fall from grace. next, you're going to be telling me that that canadian rock band is not the most famous tea party. the one with the lead singer who looks like jermaine clement. you know what i'm talking about?
14:07 yo, what if you could bait the other enemies into eating the food that you've made and then when they try to eat it, you fucking kill them. no one knows what you're talking about. the tea party is a canadian alternative rock band. the lead singer kind of looks like jermaine clement. they have that song that goes like, it feels like heaven's coming down. kind of like a canadian creed to be honest with you.
14:41 i only know boston. i mean, boston's pretty live. don't get me wrong. the band not the city so much. this is a reroll in my world. spend mutagen points to improve the available evolutions by one rarity level. oh my god, we have 27 mutagen points, bro. i'm a fool. reroll it for one. i'm going full on chonky build. bosses about to spawn. i do feel
15:22 like my feeding has been very inefficient. water slows you down the deeper you go. whoa! aqua conda forever? but first we feast. one food short. are you trolling? they didn't expect a real gamer, man. oh shit, hell of a shot. let me out! yeah, don't jump into his high damage attack. i've got an idea. instead of taking damage here, what if we dodge the attacks that he does?
16:17 like that. like a boss for example. and then, hit him instead. and also maybe feast it on some of the enemies. that has like a lag on it that's pissing me off because it's a fucking splash. get me out of here. i've dodged into it and died into it. fucking angel bro. okay we go again. i understand now. i understand what i'm doing. progress. retry me. i don't even want to see this. i don't want to see this. retry me. don't say noob down.
16:54 first off, day one of the animal kingdom you find the biggest animal you can find and well you know the rest. give me physical on this one. shake the tree and see what comes out man. i said shake the tree and see what comes out. doesn't work like that? i don't think we're killing a fox dude. i just don't think that's gonna happen. they're too wily. see? i mean he knows, he knows. and then we go into the water and we fucking eat.
17:40 better attack or a headbutt attack? high physical damage but self damages. i think we gotta go horns again. because at least we know what we're doing with horns. and there's a little... bro, you left a morsel! you left your crust on the plate! oh! you're just leaving fish around, man. yeah, that's my apple. i won't fuck with you. you don't fuck with me, i won't fuck with you. swiping slow hybrid attack. fucking interesting. very interesting.
18:22 wait, maybe there are games other than counter strike that are also good. something i've never considered before. you stay away from my food? oh, ho ho ho, he almost had him. did you see that? hey, hey, hey, hey, it's my food! oh damn. pale based evolutions, meat, food, okay. wait, wait, what is, i don't know, what's prey affinity, bro? modifies the chance to roll evolutions of this prey type, so we're less likely to get more carnivorous
18:56 options, but we'll get more food out of more energy or more progress out of eating meat the list on the left oh, i see prey affinity evolutions that prioritize survivability. oh, so the opposite so we'll get more shit that makes us menacing and less shit that makes us passive i understand and we should be getting a fuckload of meat man brush them. that's meat bro. oh
19:28 looks a little bit like a slice of watermelon on the ground. tastes a little bit like a big mac. close the gap. literally, see, he's not fucking with me so i see no reason to fuck with him right now. obviously we'll be fucking with you. better attack area or better physical? i mean, give me an attack area because i got... i already got this fucked up like long ass trunk. bro! literally your fault. literally your fault.
20:06 you came over here starting something. it's stealing my meat that i rightfully got. no, no, we don't need fish food progress, man. no effects. i'm not gonna eat a mushroom just to eat it. that seems like a scary idea. what's this fella? oh, you know what? maybe don't fuck with him. maybe he's hiding there for a reason. i've defeated a shiny animal. high damage ranged attack which requires stone's ammo to be used. yeah, i don't think we're gonna do that. i think we're gonna gain a random legendary evolution.
20:41 damage resistance plus eight with six plating. sure, man, that sounds all right to me. watch out! oh, fuck. the fucker. i don't know how to get those guys to be honest with you. do a little bit of that though. streamer client. i think it's just something you're gonna have to accept is that like i'm literally good. i'm literally good at video games. i am a little slower than the fox here though. that's gonna be a problem. not for long though because we're gonna get a speed upgrade here. oh, even better, aoe. i'm gonna run these streets, man.
21:27 i told you, you don't want to get i'm a ranged build! you don't want to get close to a beast like me, man. go ahead, do 8 damage to me. i'll heal more than 8 hp off your fucking corpse. hmm... this ability. damaged out with ability. we ain't like that. we're, uh... well, the trunk is lowest of ability or physical. but we're kind of physical coded, man. we're kind of extremely physical coded. a let them fight type situation has emerged.
22:04 literally the other guys are pacifists so you're being kind of an asshole about it. yeah, it's gotta be even bigger attack area. bro, leave him alone. leave me alone. don't steal the meat! that's my meat! meat food progress fucking 60? wait, why are you attacking me? why are you attacking me? can i tell you something? my right click is literally useless. we should never use it if it just leads to us getting hit.
22:41 we should get a right click that has physical damage and then we're off to the fucking races. don't you just wait for your cooldown rush. whoa! well, you fucked me. now you're dead. fighting attack that does physical damage and it gives you increased feeding speed. look at that. upgrade evolutions every chance you get. okay. we got some everything is crab superstars here. i mean, it's probably good advice. don't get me wrong. crow is fucking strong, man. i upgrade my evolutions every chance i get.
23:33 fuck it. give me some fur. and then eat up the boss who's coming. the arkells mentioned. reroll me. i don't like them. physical plus two? i could kind of take that. damn, the eight pack. oh, he was full of meat, bro. meat food progress. eat it more and then i kill you and i get even more meat. level up my jaws. no, level up my physical, bro. and then eat some fucking meat. damn, we're getting fucking fat off this shit.
24:22 i'm literally stronger than you, man. you don't want the smoke! i'll just stand in there with you. it's a baddie that eats jimmy johns. please don't reference the voice chat from yesterday. i'm gonna improve the quality of my evolutions every chance i get. that's what i'm talking about, man. gonna be carapace level two. fuck it. i'll eat some damn berries.
24:54 speed and terrain adaptation, even bigger size. every 10 seconds of game progress equal to 5x your prey affinity value goes on cooldown when hit. my prey affinity value is already on my prey affinity value. i'm not a damn ruminant. i'm a carnivore, man. i'm a damn alpha. are fish and meat different in this game? is this a korean game? because to me, fish is meat, but i understand that that's a north american view of things.
25:31 okay, run it down. you ever get called boss at the shawarma spot? don't make me lie to you, man. don't make me lie to you. no, i don't get i get called sir. i don't get called boss. i'm just and i i wanna get called boss, don't get me wrong. i'm gregarious as fuck, man! look at this meat pile! there's even a damn mutagen up there! yeah, nice idea, bro. don't fuck with the alpha.
26:16 i don't need your fish. i don't... fuck it, you're gonna make it my problem? then maybe i will eat your fucking fish. sorry man, it's gotta be level 4 horns. that's my primary. it's literally generating a staggering amount of meat for me. don't come over by me bro, unless you wanna get eaten. level your evolutions? probably a good idea but hang on, first we got level 3 alpha. i've reached a size of 160% or higher man, is that good? everywhere i go i leave a pile of meat in my fucking wake. insane.
27:01 roy's appetite is insane. physical me? our damage scales are physical? 142 hp seems kinda crazy. and then he ate the bones, man. wasn't that last game? stack up last game to this game and i mean, tell me what the fuck is this? he's got a purple heart. that's john kerry, bro. might be poisoned meat? i'll tell you one thing, you don't wanna fucking fuck with this one. this one would fuck up the last one.
27:49 why would you even look at you and then look at me and ask yourself if this is something you really want to do. i want to meet motherfucker. wait first, i refuse to get wet. i ain't andrew wk. i think i'm getting two more levels before the boss shows up. it's gonna be physical six. we literally are gonna get to physical 100. too fast for me. you gotta pick your shots in this game. oh! upgrade physical please.
28:44 i don't think my physical gets anymore upgraded man. like look at this. anything that comes close to us is getting one tapped and then we're eating too fast for the motherfucker to wait that you were not an apple, you were pretending to be an apple. we're eating too damn fast. mr. too damn hungry. okay this is a given. you upgrade? you upgrade one more time. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
29:24 rather you upgrade the ones you want. oh when you see what you want you spend on it so that it becomes a higher tier it's not like upgrading your store as in other such auto battlers and such as i understand now you know 50% of us americans don't even have maps man where'd all the fucking animals go greatly increase one random stat or gain five mutagen points? oh? german i'll give myself 10% social
30:06 physical goes you don't want it man. i literally warn you. oh, no, i'm stunned. oh and now you're dead who's stunned now do we need a clothes now at all? you're chilling you reroll these these ain't that good store nearby food inside your cheeks stored food will be consumed at the same rate i mean, honestly, i'm not a i'm not the type of fella that thinks we need to eat faster we're already eating fast as fuck but maybe upgrade this and store more food inside of your cheeks. oh
30:45 and then, much bigger physical size. holy fuck. much bigger physical size. where's my boss at, man? oh, he's kiting me? he's kiting me. i can't catch you. i can't catch you. you got me. you got me. you know your strengths, know your weaknesses. that's a strength. strength. strength confirmed. oh damn, i do love that. diddle diddle lay, diddle diddle lay! more max hp, please. a little subcutaneous fat never hurt. that's a reroll. nothing relevant for a beast like me.
31:26 on damaged increases physical is this an ability? on damaged increases physical endability for four seconds can stack or is this a it's a passive? what the fuck? and i'm great at taking damage. look at the size of me, man. have i become so, uh, alpha that there's just no animals left? like have i eaten all the animals? claudia. claudia, you got serious fucking problems. i meant you give me even more meat.
32:08 you know what? if we're gonna stick with jaws, then upgrade my jaws. what the fuck? jaws deals 50% less damage but drops twice the food if it kills? oh! you know what? speed me. i need to catch up to some of this prey. please kill. and then it drops twice the food and then we fucking feast? and then we get even fatter off of the fucking food? ass dude. this could be crazy. so we initiate with the charge. ah shit, the charge is too strong.
33:04 yep, charges too strong confirmed. you're done lad. oh, he dropped a fuckload of me. holy shit. even more speed. wait, those guys are peak to kill. they're holding a bunch of food in their cheeks or something. oh no, i'm poisoned. i guess i'll just heal off of your fucking body or whatever. gain a full level of progress or increase physical damage by one. i'll increase my physical by one. i have no idea how to evaluate whether that's like better or worse.
33:46 so it seems good enough. you know what we could use then is like something better on our primary instead of an attack that just kills the enemies in one hit. increase daytime and reduce nighttime. yeah, i'm gonna wish for summer on this beast. wait, and we have heat resist so i can actually venture into the desert now. please don't die yet. i need to get meat off of you. does it get better than red chat? does it get better than red? no. oh shit.
34:32 automatically gain arms but decrease speed, unlocks more legs to the evolution pool, scuttle cooldown reduced by 1, plus 1 carcinization. arms goes crazy? what does arms do for us? unlocks key arms based evolutions and it gives us physicality? oh shit. i guess you just mouse over the tooltip and you can see. pincer attack that does ability damage. i sleep?
35:04 give me jaws. well, you know what? give me jaws level fucking five, right? no, it's just a gold version. still. holy fuck. they're still too fucking fast for me, bro. no, you're not. why would i kill you with the one that doesn't give me an extra bonus? a slow attack that deals initial physical damage and poisons. very low physical damage attack. i don't want any of these. i take ability, unfortunately. big brain move.
35:45 wait, this is a feast! okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. close range attack that deals physical damage and scales with max hp. but our horns are like level 20, man. our horns are level 20. i think we don't pivot off of the horns. i think we're happy where we stand to be honest with you. get him. oh, that's a fucking fiesta. gain evolution progress for finding points of interest? sure, man.
36:29 imagine if you, i guess you kind of do get stronger in real life when you eat food now that i think about it. let's take some spines, little damage reflect, increased damage taken for a minute, increases cold. i'm going to take cold and heat. we don't, we don't really care to reduce our damage taken to be honest with you. we run these streets that are arms. get me to a cactus that will perhaps, yes, i'm shading in the cactus by a little bit.
37:13 and then increase my co oh dude, you fucking rush the desert and you get, you get thermo regulation. you get some fucking homeostasis, bro. what are you gonna do? like what are you gonna do? you're not gonna do anything. food from animals not killed by you gives you extra, no no no. even more experience for finding points of interest. really increases a random stat. no idea what it was, that's okay. gain permanent max hp when health food is eaten at max maximum health.
38:02 you missed an egg. it's true, i did miss an egg. high rarity meat food and 50% chance to spawn a boss. i would love to fight a boss right now. with god as my witness, i would love to fight a boss. what are you doing? i still don't think that just because i don't always use my left click that my left click is gone. what is this genotype? big dog. see, this is very interesting. i think i'm just gonna take the plating even though i, if i'm being honest, i'm not 100% sure what it even does.
38:54 gives me a fucking meat bonanza sometimes for sure. come on, come on. hey, this guy's actually kind of a menace. bring me back to the damn forest. can i ask what his fucking problem was? like, i literally let him go. and he said, nah, man. social attack that can charm the target? i'm gonna say we level up these and go for spines instead. so when the enemy hits me, when a boss hits me, they get destroyed. increase my regen please.
39:48 and go ahead and increase my plating. does anyone have a tldr on what plating does? oh shit, the fucking fox. this guy again. it's a little bubble shield. oh, holy shit. we're literally the one. we don't have to dodge bullets. we'll take a terrain adaptation. we got fucking wings, bro. we have fucking wings!
40:34 he doesn't want the smoke and it's hard to blame him. literally is dying to fucking thorns. i'm a little pissed off at this boss for ruining the biome for everybody. hey, attack me. whoa, a fucking fiesta. it's a meat party. reroll me. something good please. yeah, and then level it up. huge. 160% meat food progress.
41:23 literally poison damage doesn't even matter to me. come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, get closer, come on, get closer. first we feast. it took one third of your health. that's literally nothing. the only hit point that matters is the last one. get him, get him, he dropped double me. spines, whoa.
42:03 your spines also trigger on dodge. i'm not a dodge andy. both of these are bad for me, but you know what? a little poison on ability. maybe there's something to it. i need a meat bonanza. roll me. something better. even better arms. oh, fucking huge! and then even better spines. damn, i'm fast as fuck too. consuming a piece of food as a chance to charm nearby enemies.
42:55 yes wait, i'm literally going necromancer mode. i think roll those. i'm every build at once man. yeah, give me even faster speed i don't give a fuck if you're charmed bro. i need to eat bro thinks he's the tasmanian devil whatever give me your fucking corpse even faster feeding speed and then level it up feeding speed plus 40% cheese to meet you
43:41 minus two evolution upgrade discount, is that good? is a minus two discount good or bad? that's bad. do you get debuff for killing your friends? yes, noted and disregarded. it's gotta be better revenge. your friends give buffs, they lose them and you die. also, it's not like i'm suffering a permanent aura loss. by having them, i have a temporary aura gain.
44:32 i literally thought that dude was my friend, but that's why i wasn't attacking him. holy shit. fuck it, bro. at this point, give me some tail based evolutions too. holy shit. even more feeding speed and coming up soon as the final boss. are you a point of interest? i don't give me your meat. oh, you're going to pay. why would you? why would you step to me?
45:29 given everything you know about my reputation in the forest biome, you would still come home wait, soaking in the rain will impair your cooldowns? someone should tell gene kelly. bro did that shit off of like uh... i don't even know, i think he had tuberculosis when they filmed that scene. that's what r slash movie details would have you believe at least. get the word out. i want people to know we back up.
46:08 he was dying irl in that scene which is kind of crazy because then he lived for like, i don't know, like five decades after that. pretty amazing man. let's eat a mushroom. could be fun. anyone know what happened? it's gonna be... this can get even better, right? is this because it's at two? does this mean it can go to red? how do i know which ones can go to red? gotta dance.
46:45 only boss upgrades can go to red. okay, huge. so then this becoming level two means we could get it to level three at some point. and when we get it to level three, it can branch into two different specs. is that correct? that sounds correct? nope. all right, nevermind. hump, hump. better feeding speeds up. bro literally thinks he's dazzled from dota 2. you will never be dazzled, bro.
47:22 maybe witch doctor, maybe, maybe shadow shaman. but you will never be fucking dazzled if i got anything to say about it. go ahead man, the crabkin? i don't fully know what's happening but we do seem to be kind of beating that ass. increase cataclysm resistance by 9%? i don't know. i guess i'd like to not be struck by a meteor or whatever.
48:12 you're the final boss? alright. congratulations on beating this pressure. you should know this is merely the beginning. now feel free to go back to the main menu and try the next pressure. i will be happy to do so. basic enemies have increased damage. you now have access to splicing. splice two genetics together to create a unique starting character. requires reaching the first boss or further on the previous run. new evolutions unlocked.
48:40 your third level up will offer three legendary evolutions. gain the ability of skipping evolutions, which gives you increased rarity chance for every evolution in the next level. damn. evolution rarity improves based on your size. why are you going to make me wait for that, man? i am born... i don't know what these modifiers are for, to be honest, but we go again.