Vacuum build might need some work (Everything is Crab)

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0:00 starting genetic. 15% for all... to all damage and progress for each empty attack, dash and ultimate slot, start without a dash equipped? waaaaaay, waaay! and then try to run like a run... a one attack no ult build or a just ult no attack build. and then skip evolutions for higher rarities? who knows, man? plus 15% damage. you are the wearer, you're in for a fucking scare. anything here good?
0:42 that's a skip in this house. remember to attack before aiming. what? don't give me a tutorial, man. hmm. hmm. and there is fish food progress. and then these guys are fish. and then maybe try to be like a water build, i guess. i don't have a dash. that's right. bring me over here. i mean, you can't deny that those are fish, man. i'll take even better fish. i know we can skip, but wait, it's got to be for the right cause.
1:30 some are dying for a cause, that don't make it yours. do we have to explore the map to discover the location of the fish biome or is it always in the same spot? always north. interesting. to me, this is a skip. ted leo reference? you know what's on the peloton playlist, bro. generally north, okay. uh oh, incoming yeti message. here it comes! even better fish. these poor blobs, man, they never stood a chance.
2:24 no dash making it a little tough. oh, it is blob. well, we got to take care of these guys first because they actually do damage and then we killed a blob learn. he's going to drop some mutagens that are going to go fucking crazy for us. crazy gameplay skip skip to get legendaries. you know, we got to eat this fucking fish. it did not give us legendaries bro, but we'll get even better at killing and eating fish and even better at killing and eating fish.
3:05 and our xp is gonna go through the fucking roof. now i don't love, oh shit i love being close to the water. i sound like kobi smolders, i mean did you see her fucking house man? it looks gorgeous. ishmi, what's going on there man? i did, it looks awesome right? it's a beautiful looking house. i'm not just saying that because it's in canada.
3:49 average vancouverite cabin. i'm sorry to say the average vancouverite cabin is literally like a 410 square foot micro suite. but like, you know, they will divide us or whatever. the staircase is so crazy. $4 million. now man now here we're on the flip side of it now that place is literally like a $25 million house. 100%
4:14 well, i don't know cuz it depends where in northern bc it is but it's gonna be up there. on damage attempt to charm nearby enemies. let's give this a try man. i don't know. we've never really run a charm build. winding suits you? you literally say something like that to me? i forgot about this motherfucker. annoying ass yoshi tongue attack. is this not the ocean biome? or is this just like, this is a little pond, pond biome.
4:54 i do need a better physical attack, but for now... for now i'll live with this. what a shot. okay, well literally i thought we were both gonna just eat, but... give us eyes, my lord. not my fucking fault the game has a day night cycle, bro. he's gonna attack me. get ready. increases the duration of daytime by eight seconds. eight seconds doesn't necessarily seem like a lot. at least...
5:36 these guys are menaces, bro. i wanna be locked in heated battle with this guy. i wanna be eating fish. whatever, we take those. those fish build no fish. i think it's just cuz i ate all the fish, man. in this house, that's a skip to get better ones next time, even though the boss is about to spawn. any fish in the house? it literally can't catch you cuz i don't have a dash. literally about to fight a boss with no dash. what a fucking shot. fish me! ram time, ram time.
6:34 i need the fish. i need the fish to level up to get an attack to kill the boss. literally didn't hit me, but whatever. give me a second here. almost gotcha. almost gotcha. almost gotcha. almost gotcha. gonna getcha. i'm gonna getcha. you got me pretty good with that one. not gonna lie to you. give me a second. almost there. no way for you to run. i'm on play. you've killed him. that's alright. we'll eat regardless. can i have my fish please? give me a second y'all.
7:25 swiping slow hybrid attack. you know what? beggars can't be choosers, man. elevant trunk to eat and then put trunk on one. and if i may put nothing on two, that would hit the spot. i've been trapped in the corner. wait, we can do this. and by do this, i mean convince him to run away. next time. literally, i don't want him to run away. don't leave. please, please! don't leave! i've been fucking killed!
8:32 motherfucker! i stopped dodging. i figured i would just like lay into him. fuck that. 10 hp. 10 hp and huge. this is the new play. i'm done being pushed around. it's big boy season. and i've got a fucking dash. we level off of this. sorry fishy. if a fish eats an apple, you should get an apple and a fish when you kill him. it literally just makes sense. size bigger. boom. it's conservation of matter.
9:21 mean origin are you in chat or did you get alienated by all the cs? i still i know you've posited that this is true but i simply don't believe that if you weigh 200 pounds and then you drink 400 grams of water and you step on the scale. i don't believe it'll say 201 pounds it just doesn't like i understand the scientists would want you to believe that that's the case with just you didn't gain a pound you had a glass of water
9:49 you didn't you can't gain a pound from drinking a pound of water. it doesn't it simply doesn't make sense. hey, that's a lethal mushroom, so let's not eat that. i'll take a biting attack that does physical damage, sure. this bit is bad. why is this bit bad? and are you gonna so here i'm gonna steal man you first, because you're gonna say, we live in such an anti intellectual time there's literally people out there who believe that. oh, so smart people can't have fun because there's some dumb motherfuckers online?
10:24 i'm gonna live my life by my own fucking central tenants instead of letting some flat earther like change the way i act and it's their fucking problem why should i change the way i act? they're the ones who should fucking get an education bro. what is senses? increases the distance at which points of interest are perceived. dunning kruger makes them think they don't need it. yeah but like i'm sorry to tell you that's not my fault. that's not my fault. you should be able to have fun. because they're... trust me
11:09 if anything, motherfuckers are just getting dumber. have you ever been to r slash decaf? i was tweaking out when i went to r slash decaf top post this year and then one of the top posts was like, uh caffeine increases aggression and irritability. is it crazy to say that it's approximate cause of both world wars? i went, oh, this is a good one. this is a good one.
11:37 to be to our decafs credit all of the commenters were like interesting theory that i don't agree with so there i do appreciate that but like the fact that it was one of the top posts of the year was crazy but then i felt bad because i looked at some of the shit that like the top users on our slash decaf post and it seems like they're literally just like they're quitting like
11:59 weed, alcohol, pornography, candy, like they're quitting every single vice at exactly the same time and i think they've just happened to lump caffeine in with all of them. and so it's not
12:14 it's i should not hate them for trying to fix their life. but once they get through the ones that are like really, really damaging, you can have a latte now and then you can have a latte now and then they've they've equated all vices with one another.
12:30 and the worst, the thing that annoys me the most about r slash decaf is that they literally, if someone is like, here's a study that says caffeine isn't bad for you, they go, well, it's bad for you because you get addicted to it, which is literally true. but then they say something like try telling someone who's addicted to heroin that it's not bad for them. and i'm like, buddy, it's not, you can't, it's an argument via analogy. those are two different things. anyway, long story short, any power users from r slash decaf here though?
13:11 fuck it bro. no, we have jaws. we should take physicality. musicality, prince's best album. in my opinion. fucking big attack area. do you have a limited number of trait slots as well? holy shit. i don't know. you know what? good answer. good answer. i can't be mad at you for that one. right? is mine neat? buddy, i literally one tap you. like, i don't think you want to be here. i literally two tap you. how's the latest pick three? i gotta say it's kind of, uh...
14:02 it's kind of peak. it's actually kind of awesome. now longevity wise, i have no idea. but curiosity wise, it definitely brings something a little different to the table by letting you mix up your builds as you see fit. do some xp game for sure. brother, you don't want to get too close to me. you don't want to see my hand where my hip be at. do it, do it. cheek pouch. cheek pad.
14:42 did you guys know in pubg you can actually choose a rangel now? crazy tech that at one point we thought was not even possible. percentage damage. i'll take spines, i don't mind. i get spines, i get spines! you guys ever play rock band? guys like honest bob and the factory of the dealer incentives? i'm not a spine, absolutely. we want to be bigger because the bigger we are the harder they fall. so this is a reroll situation. upgrade our jaws.
15:32 so it's the first run again, huh? okay whatever, you literally buy ak every time and then send me death threats because i glazed the galil. but not so fucking different. right? brosman. i'll still take twice the food if it kills the target. i like the idea of that. i like the idea of running you down and getting twice as much meat off your corpse and then shoving it into my cheek pad. i like the idea of running these streets. this is audible. it's true man. it is. it is. people are saying it for a reason.
16:23 they're saying it's gotta be for a reason. this is a you know what this is immune system so we can attend seems like a magical number of mutagens to be on so when we see something like physical we can go up a level and greatly increase the damage from muscular tissue oh, that's my guy right there. that's my guy. do you see the meat pop out of him? it's a pinata at a brazilian steakhouse. no, man. it's got wow
17:10 it's gotta be cortex cuz the trunk does the lower of physical inability. and right now, our physical 17, our ability is only 10. holy shit. yeah, come on over. come on over, baby. you got too big for your britches, young pup. why the op sound like this? it sounds so good, man. i think the op controversially also leads to the best swamping.
17:51 the bodies from the op kills always look funny. who the hell is this better though? prabiroo? sound like you're from the polka dot door, bro. i'm literally just keeping you at a fucking distance. hey, come on, come on. you're literally dead. i should have killed you with jaws, i would have gotten double the meat, but still... sure, man. sure. meat food progress. we're gonna be eating a lot of meat. you know what? i need tail based evolutions as well. and then give me increased speed.
18:44 it's the same build. i literally don't care because i watched you play wizard of legend. you guys put out a hit on one of the best roguelikes that was made in the mid 2010s. the reason you put out a hit on it, it's too easy. you choose the spells, bro. take some different spells and mix it up. honestly, i drastically increased my feeding speed. wizard of legend mentioned the gameplay was literally peak. it was too beautiful for this world. and these fish got
19:27 fish are also not meat, i'm realizing. wizard of legend 2, though? i thought it was still pretty good, but no comment because i was sponsored to play it. big mistake, bud. eat that meat. watch this, watch this. double meat. yeah, yeah, oh, you want some? i'm not even worried about these weird little flies anymore, bro. oh, he got too close. try to get close, your ass will get slapped. my homie dr. dre and snoop dogg have got my back. never let me slip, because if i slip, then i'm slipping.
20:16 what did he mean by that? i know what he meant when he said, if i got my nina on, you know i'm straight tripping. probably talking about some shit related to the television program, just shoot me. darn george segal. and hell, what do you mean by that? literally incomprehensible bit, my lord. wendy malick played someone named nina on just shoot me. literally look it up, read a book sometime.
20:53 and david spade, yeah, david spade, i believe he played a guy named finch. sounds right to me. sounds like he played a fella named finch. like yeah, like the dude from american pie who boinks the first mom. double my speed. egg roll him, smart. egg roll them. he's on these. stop hitting me. i need some healthy food. that was a big one for me. i needed that. more visible.
21:49 feed me more. feed me more, see more. ahhh! i'm not gonna die, i'm not gonna die. cause i'm gonna make my... i'm gonna increase my food drops so they can turn into health drops. and then killing something with jaws will drop double the food. boom baby. friday baby. new roguelike on friday baby. new ish roguelike on friday baby. fuck yeah. i need my jaws to do way more damage though. wait! what the fuck is that? capybara man! oh shit! yo but look at him, he's like a walking refrigerator.
22:46 you're done, lad. i would love to reroll, man. damage resistance plus 5%. literally flicking me. whatever, we have an elite right there. right there. just gotta get him, he drops double the meat. go to the cold biome. you mean this one right next to me? i guess they're probably, if in a game balance standpoint, it makes sense that the cold biome would have greater rewards, but the compensation would be that you would have to
23:29 have some cold adaptation to get over the penalties. makes perfect sense to a guy like me. damn, these are horrible rewards, man. i want the meat. i want the meat. can the poison disappear? because i really want the meat. rust brain streamer. you mean rust like the programming language? like the erlang type functional programming language? or do you mean rust like the alec baldwin movie? because i need to figure out how offended i'm supposed to be.
24:14 bro, it's too cold for there to be any enemies. the only fucking vegetation here is lycans. seems like we got a boss coming in. give me increased physical. and then, random ally sprint but it costs 5 mutagen points? yeah bro. no, sprint is an ability. random ally please. oh, that's like... get... you gotta be pinched! what is he doing? that seems like the best ally you could ask for, don't get me wrong. i've been fucking killed. i've been turned into a fucking ghost.
24:53 thanks for nothing. i don't even want to see this garbage. third level gives two legendaries. that's big. and gain the ability to skip. that's insane. boom. you're toast. we need the xp max. i've learned my fucking lesson. stop doing gimmicks. start taking good stuff. run quad color at the pre release. sprint increases speed for two seconds. sprinting speed plus 40%. i'm taking it, bro.
25:29 that's my dash. oh, it's a dash! oh, shit! i didn't know there were superior dashes. that's huge. okay, end mix. a zucchini type shit. yes, i know that's cat's eye. that's a skip, okay? level three always gives us legendary, so i'm pretty sure that was like a wasted skip, but whatever. get in there, louis.
26:12 wait, does this guy have like a 3,000 times eating speed? like he ate and he literally left no crumbs. and i don't say that lightly. we're fast as fuck. how should we play if we're fast as fuck? better ability, faster cooldowns. and then you know what we do? maybe, i know i said no gimmicks, we just take good stuff. obviously that was a fucking lie. maybe we get in there, we get really fast eating speed.
26:49 and we get the one that makes it so like we scavenge. so if we eat food that other enemies have killed, we get extra experience and we just get in there. hoover it up as soon as they kill something and then sprint away. it'll be the move. we would start well, you know what? skip that one. it's not exactly what we want. ergo, we won't take it. fish me. i want it. don't attack me. i want it. use some extra xp or damage or i guess if i suppose like anything.
27:37 brush them down. i shouldn't have wasted my fucking whatever, whatever. let me go in the desert and get a little spicy with it. huge. one more, one more bite. tail based evolutions on revenge. i think we want tail based evolutions. seems like having a tail would be better for getting in and out of difficult situations quickly. i need some kind of reward because i'm not killing enemies fast enough to farm right now.
28:14 kind of looks like ditto and quagsire stuck together. what does family guy have to do with pokemon? why are you laughing? don't say giggity. yo, me watching family guy, this show has not aged well, man. yo, this quagmire guy is like a pervert. what? i never realized that. the subtle implications of the quagmire character. watching this show hits different as an adult, man. they were crazy for letting me watch that when i was four.
28:53 fish in the desert? okay. you're literally going in the burrow, obviously. what about herbert? oh shit, i need to think about that. i need a video essay for that one. we want to be small and dodge. by the way, to everybody saying, oh this again? guys, there's really only like a couple of archetypes in the world of animals, okay? there's like big and scary and small and annoying. humans are kind of like a one of one. we're kind of like in the middle.
29:31 but like freaking smart, like goodwill hunting type shit. humans have a very goodwill hunting type vibe to them. to me this is a skip. are you more scary or annoying? fucking obviously more annoying bro. is that even a question? i'd like to sprint better. but then become slower but evolve faster. now that's mighty interesting but also maybe just dexterous level two is probably the good stuff play on that one.
30:23 and we fucking feast, man. outlier, random, legendary evolution, very low damage physical attack used automatically when the other basic attack is used? whatever, man. what's our... it's something. mocked. actually mocked. and we're leveling up quicker. can you try simulating human evolution? it feels, to be honest with you, it feels like we shouldn't be alive. like, human beings probably should have been wiped out at some point. maybe that point is in the future, i don't know.
31:12 bro, you just bit your boss. you're gonna get put on a performance improvement plan, bro. i keep forgetting my dodge is not really a dodge. well, that is. i have no ears again. okay, okay, elusive. shrink me again. i kind of don't know what our build is doing, but it did fuck up the boss something fierce. that seems like a re roll to me.
32:00 and then increase the rarity of it. and then i just want to sprint all the time. arms... are we... we're not really prey. fuck it bro, let's do it. our nose! we need speed, we need wings. oh shit! get over here. motherfucker. i bet it feels good as fuck to evolve and then kick the shit out of all the shit that was eating you before. like damn bro, oh you thought it, you thought i was prey? turns out i'm predator now bro!
32:45 i got fucking eyes now. i've got a swim bladder or whatever. i got some vestigial shit, like even whales are like damn, i don't know what to get on this level up. i guess i'll just take hip bones. fuck it, it's the best available option. feeding distance could be interesting, man. it's a little biology joke for you about the vestigial hip bones in whales, you know what i'm talking about? shit, where are you going, buddy? where are you going?
33:27 first fish with a swim bladder would have gone crazy. imagine man, i would have been all like, whoa, check this out. check this out. i'm sinking to the bottom and getting like some minerals or some shit from the, i'm getting some, some fucking ammonia from the ocean floor and then whoa, do it again. do it again. there is no escape. okay. that was a good shot man. do a lot of damage. watch out for this motherfucker right here. nice try.
34:10 get his ass. and then we feed from so far away, that's actually huge. yeah, it's dexterous by a mile, bro. our cooldowns are getting crazy. and i'm eating from so fucking far away. i got a straw! i invented science's first straw! don't steal my fucking shit! oh my god. i'm eating her. and then i'm gonna eat he. oh my god! millbog type shit. even fucking smaller.
34:58 which probably makes my feeding distance worse, but whatever man. oh, it's gonna be a meat bonanza here. get him, get him. i should note we do approximately zero damage. well, there is that. hey, i can actually see though. that's pretty cool. get the fella. it's my meat bro. take out the competition. feast on his bones.
35:32 use your increased mobility to like attach yourself to this fish over here. you're going to hell, bro. you're going to hell and i'm eating, i'm eating it all! and then i'm gonna eat you. even better feeding distance. i don't do any damage. i need to get the enemies to fight each other. and then we reap the rewards. just stay in there. they literally can't eat you. stay in there. it's like a fruit fly. like a fruit fly won't fucking leave you alone when you're drinking a milkshake or whatever. that's big for us.
36:19 and i feast and i'm getting staggering amounts of experience. not on my watch, not on my watch brother. oh shit, you do a lot of damage. holy fuck! whatever. my germs. don't fart on me. shiny food please? i don't know man. 30% speed bonus for each nearby tree.
36:55 or do we want to become a thrower at some point? do we want to get stoner, increase stone? you throw the fucking rock at them, kill them, and then get close and just suck it up, man! could be, it could be interesting, but we gotta get it. we gotta get it is the thing. we don't need more speed though, so let's try. i fucking died. i fucking died immediately. make it basic. keep it basic. good game though, enjoying the game immensely.
37:46 this is audible. that's also true, man. i didn't even mention this yet. one second. let's think. let's base our entire fucking run on the first thing we pick up. long range pecking attack that does ability damage and cools down so fast. bird build. i literally snoozed all three of my alarms this morning at like 5 20 a.m. and then woke up ambiently at 5 30. you know how huge of a dub that is?
38:19 waking up like an hour late on a weekday would ruin my life. that's a little bit of an exaggeration, but it would be really bad. it would fuck up. i mean, the peloton would be toast. we'd probably be late for school. like it would be really, really bad. let's just put it that way. huge dub to like while sleeping, mute your fucking alarms, but then just wake up 10 minutes later anyway.
38:48 no, trusting the circadian rhythm is not the way to go. it's a nice gig if you can get it, don't get me wrong. you can't just, you can't rely on it though. wait, this is incredible. what do we want? you know what? i'll just take the easy mode option here. i don't really want to be slower if i'm going to be running this bird build. that's bullshit, man. that's bullshit and you fucking know it. we're going penguin build. sure. damage resistance. unfortunately, i do have a tendency to get hit.
39:31 oh, get destroyed! i crit it on you! i'm gonna getcha. i'm gonna getcha. whatever. steal your fucking meat. gonna dig up all your kimchi. i'd like more speed though. um, sure, sure. even better. speak. plus two? yeah, yeah, yeah. vice principles on hbo mentions? this is gonna be a great day for me. i can already tell. i'm manifesting.
40:15 yeah, it's gonna be a legendary evolution. low damage ranged ability attack, that's exactly what i want, man. now we're a range build. we're like a dinosaur, we ain't a bird anymore. yeah, get even better. weeks penetrate plating or can be used on burrows to spawn food and close the burrow. shit, bro. shit. damn, we're a cool looking bird.
41:08 fish food progress? i'll just say it man, i'm a fucking bird. seems like that might be the play. and we eat like a fucking menace. i don't like them, we roll them. yeah, cheek pouch. birds have cheek pouches sometimes. sometimes. any burros in the house? any fish in the house? i don't like bird versus turtle? i don't really like that. i don't take those odds. sorry fella, that wasn't meant for you. what happened to his food? you have a problem with me?
41:48 i literally had no beef with you. oh my god, i level up so fucking fast, man. anyone out there like a skilled biologist? anyone out there have a bachelor's degree in biology or greater? why don't we see like enormous birds? now i know we got like albatrosses and stuff like that. what's the physical or evolutionary pressure that prevents us from having like birds the size of buildings? hogged. literally playing cs2 as we speak. don't forget about the fish. the fish are big for us.
42:32 heavy things don't fly? i thought it was all based on density. no, wait, that's stupid. that's floating, bro. not bad, y'all. oh, you're fucking lucky. i need more fish. you know what we should do? we take wings so we actually become a bird, and then we fly over to the ocean biome and start eating fish like crazy after the first boss. get out of there. this is really tough for me. i think these are all really good.
43:20 destroyed and then they go in the cheek pouch we level up right away. that's a role in this house. you know what? let's increase the amount of daytime by even more. this is literally i swear to you i'm doing this for your benefit chat. i'm making the day longer so that you have to deal with less darkness. wait, that's a hell of a shot. i gotta give him credit for that one. come on man.
44:10 i'm gonna fight you with a new style. it's called pussy mode. i will not be using my best attack. i will only be using my ranged attack. you'll still be hitting me on occasion. you know what? catch you with one now and then. oh, what a shot to kind of run these streets on you. i will be using my best attack because the faster i kill you, the less damage i'm gonna take. what's the fire meter? shit was getting spicy.
44:59 increase daytime by 20 seconds. oh! and my feeding speed is going fucking crazy. now all we need is wings. and with wings, we fucking fly over the ocean and just start eating fish like crazy. no wings! oh! fuck it, bro. fuck it, man. bird with arms? yep, bird with arms. where the fuck is the ocean?
45:45 arms preclude wings. is that a gameplay mechanic or like is that biology? big fish, tim burton. did you see how fast they got in the cheek pouch? it's to the right, my lord, huge. okay, just let me go to this point of interest first. full level of progress, even better cheek pouch. close the burrow, get some food, level up one more time straight to the ocean. do it. you don't want the smoke, bro. okay, but literally, what were you gonna, what was your plan there? i have a ranged attack.
46:42 i love like one shotting an enemy and then just putting its whole carcass into your cheeks and then you just eat while you go to the next place. ocean me, ocean me. where's my fish at? like what is this? apparently it's a corpse man. whatever water meat fish close enough. it's gonna be arms i'm afraid. wait, you're a fish.
47:33 yes, come here. he ran away from me because he knows like i get extra xp off of him. get him. is he fish meat? he's so fucking for real with me. where did his meat go? where's your meat, man? put his carcass in there. more fish. wait, it's a fucking cluster up here? good lord. i need better dodging, man. fish food progress in the fish area. it is and you pouched it. okay, huge, huge. i'm getting like crazy off of you, bro.
48:21 more fish, more fish. i'm too slow. not to like be sonic the hedgehog or whatever, but i'm way too fucking slow here. i want the elite. i want him. i want him. you're pissing me off. you're done. okay. speed. some speed. whatever. i'll fucking piss you, boy. and the mutagens go insane. put them in your pouch. we're so far from the next boss, too. i just need some freaking fish, man.
49:08 oops, evolution progress. no, no, no, it's gotta be cheek pouch. consuming a piece of food is a chance to charm nearby enemies. charmed i'm sure, ass build. and look how far away we fucking eat, my god. insane, insane. whoops, sorry brother, whoops. you died and then i ate you from afar. it's a roll, we can add, no, it's a roll. i hate to spend that much on it, but we needed something good.
49:59 increase the duration of daytime by 30 seconds and damage dealt during it. absolutely. all right. sorry playa literally as soon as we kill an enemy it goes straight into the cheek. that's so crazy. where you going? where you going? yeah, you're done. you're done. you're done. when do the crabs make an appearance? well, it's the peak of evolution so you just got to give it a minute here. we're not quite there yet. we're still we're still very slow the mutagens just got fucking hoover it into the pocket. that's so awesome. oh
50:40 yeah, absolutely. level up your spit, man. do the bubbles in the water act as burrows? you know what? great question. i don't think we want to be in the water when the boss fight comes, though. get over here. scorpion ass. shellophant? rough draw for a beast like me that's kind of slow. also, i just killed my old fella.
51:10 i think you're eating dirt on this one, man. okay, wait, i'm getting fucked up. he's also getting fucked up. i fucked him up worse and then immediately ate his whole fucking soul. i need speed, bro. i mean slithery good for going in the water. henicles good for ability, don't get me wrong. but i think it's gotta be, yeah, yeah, i agree with y'all. i think it's slither for the water.
51:43 allows us to perform a little bit more admirably in the drink here. we level so fast off of fish, just hoping that at some point in my life i actually see some. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. probably because we're eating all the fucking fish and then they don't get a chance to reproduce and then i'm going where are the fish? and it was my ass who fucking took them out to begin with, man. give me your food.
52:29 the bubbles are like trees that occasionally spawn fish. is this true? damn, we are a fucking penguin now. alorata aranya. yeah, go for it bro. what the fuck are you? what the fuck are you? what would you do if you encountered your build irl? honestly, so there's animals you should be afraid of and then there's animals that should be afraid of you. i still look like an animal that should be afraid of me. not to say they couldn't give me like a nasty bruise or something like that but
53:21 let's be so fucking for real. humans are kind of awesome. penguin dash, you gotta take it man. and fucking go legendary status on it. whatever. i guess that's as good as it gets. that's a fucking fish if i've ever seen one. that's right, we only want to hit it at range now that i think about it. eat that poison fish.
53:59 how is it fair the canucks get two twins as gms? bro, i'm just honestly hoping like, i'm hoping they're the right people for the job. i got nothing but love for the sedins. and if i'm being honest with you, it's not like it can get much worse. it would be a feel good story if they were able to bring some success to the canucks. it would feel good for me because i'm a fan of the team. if you don't like them, it might feel differently, but kind of the way it always goes.
54:39 what if they have twin telepathy? i know you're trolling, but if you watch some of the plays that they did in the nhl, i mean telepathy is one of the only explanations. any other canucks fans remember when um
54:56 in pedersen's rookie year, he smashed the puck from his own defensive end off the backboard of the enemy's end so that it ricocheted back to brock besser so that he could get a breakaway and score a goal. and then brock went, holy fuck, this is fucked, you're fucked? and we were like, oh my god, it's the rebirth of the sedins. and then they fucking never did that shit ever again.
55:24 they never did it ever again. bro was op as a rookie. now he's kind of, that's my boy. i see him every now and then and by which i mean i've seen him literally one time in vancouver but we both be crawling like a viper through these suburban streets man. fish in the desert, right? he's poisoned. get me out of here. i don't wanna fuck with you. i just wanna eat some fucking fish man. whoa.
56:15 chill on me, please? you're done. and you gave me a fucking mutagen. i shoved your whole corpse in my cheek. get in the damn sea? have you been watching? i go in the sea, there's no fucking fish there! what a shitload of elites over here though. and they pack a punch, man. and then i pack a pouch. oh my god, he's escaping from me. he's escaping from me. i will i will chase you down. i will get you.
56:59 i told you it was gonna happen and you brought me straight to a fish who i will only attack with my ranged attack so that i don't experience poison unnecessarily. burch, dash gets even better. this guy looks like a fish to me, literally stealing your food. literally getting fucked up by that. wait, wait, what is this though? good, good. i'm fucking stuck in the desert. i literally fell for like a mimic irl. that's how you know biology is fucking real man.
57:45 wait, are you gonna give me my ultimate finally? i mean, i'm never getting scared of claudia. that's just not gonna happen. i don't care how many spiders you got. it's just more grist for the mill as far as i'm concerned. ouch. you did kind of bring the whole neighborhood. please eat and level up. thank you. i started to get a little scared. i did start to get a little scared. i need the berry, bro. can you guys attack each other a little bit?
58:47 please tell me the ads drop me, because this would be a great day for me. huge. if they don't drop me, get me the fuck out of here. give me wings. i'm gone, bro. wait, this is huge! this has changed everything! they're cowering in fear. let's kill some damn let's eat some damn fish! even more. being able to just like run and gun...
59:34 kill an enemy, shove him in the pocket, run away. kind of nuts. okay, he literally farted on me. i didn't realize that was going down. put him in the pocket, put him in the pocket, run away. look at that. look at the speed at which we fucking eat. look at my fucking abomination, bro. look at my abomination of a creature. what is this style? more, even more.
1:00:13 okay, you are kind of pissing me off though. not enough, not pissing me off enough. good kill, good kill. shame i just shoved them in my pocket. chase them, stay on them. fish are worth something. grab the food over there, huge. run away, don't get attacked. we want the elite but we want this fish more first. i'm fucking dead, i'm fucking dead. are you fucking kidding me? easiest win of my life, man! my beautiful bird.
1:00:58 greed on the fish it was in the bag all i had to do is keep attacking enemies man all i had to do is keep attacking enemies never take pc vore it's not worth it man don't take me home i don't even i don't want to see i don't want to see this shit um anyway in seven minutes we're gonna be playing um gamble with your friends i'll be right back