I hate to see a mushroom coming (Everything is Crab)

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0:00 starting genetics. third one is legendary. specializations trigger one level earlier, whatever that means. boom. and you dropped health food. do you guys think like if you got eaten irl, you'd drop health food or like maybe like if people ate it, they would take poison damage. not people, but animals maybe. feeding speed.
0:31 my shit's poison for sure. i feel like everybody thinks their shit is poison, but i bet like a lot of you, i bet a lot of you taste like kobe beef, man. this game's been freaking me out though. scavenger's kind of interesting, give me this. it's been freaking me out cuz it's got me thinking about like, the animal kingdom and stuff like that. i'm not talking about in florida, i'm talking about like, that we're all subjected to directly or indirectly every single day.
1:09 okay, this could actually go crazy early when all the enemies suck. um, i bet if do you think like most of us will never have this feeling? i hope. what i'm about to say is gonna sound even crazier after what i just said, but like animals have the capacity to experience certain emotions, i suppose. if we especially assume that emotions are like an adaptive trait, um, where we feel good things,
1:38 when we have something happen that's good for our survivability or our ability to create progeny or whatever. and bad emotions are like a secondary knock on effect of like something happening for us that reduces our fitness, right? if that's the case, getting like bitten by a fucking animal and then eaten while you're still like a third alive has to be a more negative emotion than any emotion that's ever existed. you think? do you think this could be the case?
2:08 like i bet a gazelle that gets bitten by a lion and then falls down is experiencing like a level of agony that is beyond what we could even fathom within the scope of human existence. that's my two cents on that. what do you think? thoughts? don't say maybe it feels good to give up. don't say, i'm not gonna push that doomer.
2:39 do you think that, well then why did, then why was the gazelle running in the first place? all right? if the gazelle subconsciously wanted to give up, then why was it running in the first place? and don't say this all the other gazelles were running too, because i don't have a counter argument for that, okay? i don't have a counter argument for that. i mean getting run down, it does feel bad. it already feels bad in like tag when you're just going up against somebody who's faster than you or something like that.
3:12 you're running as fast as you can and you still can't avoid the tag. i mean, if the consequence of that was like, by the way, like you're done, i would feel way worse man. can't even imagine. give me the meat, give me the meat. birds give meat, give me the meat. fish merchants, i need the meat. it's feeding speed, i'm telling you bro, feeding speed changes everything. crazy cuz it's actually kind of like a v buff irl.
3:58 or maybe not, because you eat more. it'd be the vibe. you're done, lad. and it was health food, so i get max hp off that. and i shoved it in my fucking cheek pouch. you're done. damn, we run these streets, man. eating alive are nothing but arby's for a year. it's got to be eating alive in that case. but in any other circumstance, like in something that wasn't a life or death circumstance, i'm probably taking the alternative. but in that unique situation, it's got to be eating alive for sure.
4:33 also, i have not eaten at arby's since i was like 10 years old or something on a road trip. and even then i only ate at the arby's once. i said the arby's like it was the flagship boutique. i'm gonna get you. i gotta get you. that's and then the fucking animal is about to eat you is like taunting you too. no man, like cuz then you know it's a fucking joke to them like they're casual about it.
5:09 that'd be the worst. more meat food progress, please. damn, it's gotta be. i think it's gotta be more meat food progress, man. i know there's a lot of higher rarity options there, but. and another attack would be swell, but we're getting so much progress out of our meat. and then jaws literally makes us eat even faster. shove that shit in your cheek pouch like we're off to the races. wait till he's out of cover. oh shit, we're bopping, man.
5:51 dash could go crazy though. surprise! shit, he got faster. we still run these streets. more feeding speed, more feeding speed! back up brother. that was close. i could have taken a lot of damage right there. it is an eating food build. the bigger you are, the easier it is to get food. because you don't have to get as close to it because your mouth is bigger. huge. damn, that's a big boy.
6:48 i guess also the harder it is to like lock in this guy. why am i poisoned? do you do poison damage when you hit? i mean, i was gonna say boxers don't do poison damage that i thought, you know, like probably after a bandit. i was gonna say a vander kane after a vander holyfield got his ear bitten off. he probably had to get like a telling a shot or something at a minimum. i'm dead. i died. i died the fucking poison. oh my god. i'm ass. i'm acid the game.
7:31 i'm pure trash at the game. bosses don't drop fruits anymore. you died to the easiest boss in video game history? excuse me, is larry jr. a joke to you? physical. you got nothing but feeding speed? the boy was well fed, you can't deny that. fucking feeding speed. is larry jr. the easiest boss in isaac? i don't know. i have to think about it.
8:19 i mean, probably the black pill take is that the easiest boss in isaac is probably something that you fight later cuz you've gotten overpowered items by then. scavenger build is kind of interesting, but i literally think i've lost so many runs in a row. we just create a very large lad and bite things. is glass joe? can i say something? i've literally died to gabby j once. and by died, i mean lost a fight. i swear to you it's happened.
9:02 sometimes you tunnel vision on trying to get like the perfect parry on them so you can get a better time and you just you fuck it up man. it happens. happens every day. i'm for a point. oh damn, it's about to be lobster fest up here. yeah. hey, hallucinogenic mushroom.
9:42 oh, and then we feast and then when that guy tries to come back, oh, he's in, he's in for some trouble. oh, and if you die with jaws, you get hit for twice as much food. so you just came over here to fuck with me even though another animal is like trying to eat you right now. sure, bro. i don't care about charming an enemy to be honest with you. when are you going to try psychedelics? um, i don't think it's ever going to happen. i don't think it's in the cards for me. don't tell me. i need that health food, please.
10:23 i've been killed. i've been killed. i got too fucking slow. i got killed. i need i need to take a dash early! i need to take a dash. start me with 10 hp. stop hitting me. first thing we take is a dash. i think you're missing out on mushrooms? i have to stop myself before i say something crazy. unless you man in the game, in which case do you think i should take this? damn. recreating a fucking truffle sniffing pig from base principles. the lsd anecdotes would go crazy?
11:18 keep in mind, i'm just a dude. so don't get too mad about what i'm about to say, especially if like doing psychedelics change your life. obviously, they have like a response, like a biological response. but anytime anyone tells me like the conclusions that they took from their psychedelic trip, i'm like, yeah, i know, man. i guess i just sort of like, i'm not gonna say i
11:44 who am smarter but like i kind of already got i already knew that i kind of already knew we were all made from the same shit and we're like in this together and you know like other people are also real and experience like the same range of emotions well many of them at least like i'm not saying it doesn't do anything i'm just saying whenever people are like it unlocked it for me i'm like well you know
12:11 i just think honestly, for some reason i specked into it, i don't know, just by not having a smartphone when i was a teenager. so like anytime my mom picked me up from school, it was like a 40 minute drive on the way home. i was just looking out the damn window thinking about shit. these days a lot harder to do because you would just be like, i'm just gonna look at my phone. but like back then we didn't, i was like, oh, i'm bored. but like you've kind of come to some conclusions as well. fuck it, bro. mushrooms are vegetables, right? in a manner of speaking.
12:50 how about the brick game boy? not a motion sickness merchant, i'm afraid. definitely into the cheek pouch though. mushrooms are way closer to animals than plants. yeah bro, plants aren't close to animals at all. their cells are a fucking rectangle and they have a cell wall. and they got like, i think we're fucking lucky that plants exist, man. it's fucking crazy that
13:39 we have like it's so perfect. we have a specialized intracellular organ that turns sugar into energy and they have a specialized intracellular organ that fucking turns energy in the sugar like that's fucking sweet, bro you're right. you don't need lsd. i mean i'm saying they were spitting when they designed that one. it's like a perfect fucking system
14:24 all things considered. crazy that our lord and savior jesus christ designed that wall. that's a smart dude right there. that is a smart dude. i don't know how to eat vegetables in this game. how do i make more vegetables spawn? because like fruit doesn't spawn that often, man. you get mushrooms? yeah, but they told me mushrooms are closer to plants than animals, man. and animals and plants ain't even close to each other. leave the starting biome? oh shit.
15:04 you're gonna have me munchin' algae, i'm sure of it. it's probably the type of shit... ...chib would be eating after he got radicalized by a squamish baddie. if he ever starts a stream and says, have you guys ever tried spirulina? i'm gonna freak the fuck out, man. i'm gonna freak out. i want him. i want him! fuck it, let's get tanky, man. i don't know, we kind of got a little bit of everything. yeah, really good idea. let's come eat some food. surely i won't get one shot. fuckin' idiot! what are you thinking, man?
15:54 fuck it, bro. sloths are vegetarians, right? damn! okay, one apple actually gives us a fuckload of experience. or as they call it in this game, progress. yeah, that's my apple, bro. yeah, that's my apple. hope that helps.
16:33 that's my apple. did this apple drop? my god, it fucking did. obviously we're gonna eat that shit. we come down here to this apple drop? no, no way. that's huge. true me. literally not even that bad. some medicine is poison probably. you think about it. wait, there's some tons of fruit over there. bro, i literally have spikes. what do you think is gonna happen?
17:22 i need a better dash to be able to get the fuck out of the way if i'm being harangued like this because i'm so fucking slow. is it really called fungoid? hey, i can't stop you. i can't stop you, man. you're too fucking fast for me. oh, but i want the golden bow. he put it down for a superior fruit, but it wasn't a superior fruit. not this time, motherfucker. get his ass. i know, i know that's a porcupine. okay, you got me with that one, i'm dead.
18:09 let's get some adaptations and also some hp because we're literally just specking into getting our ass beat all the time. on damage charm nearby enemies, that's exactly what we need, man. all right, i need your help. do we go social on this one? because we're legs is always good for speed. alpha charm build is good, alpha for the aura. fuck it, bro. alpha for the aura, you said it. i forgot you were, you're a hedgehog.
18:45 yeah, you bit me and died, okay? lesson learned. wait, i could just become an unbothered eater, man. woo! don't kill me. let's get some damage resistance. oh, motherfucker. i need the fruit. i need the fruit. i need the fruit because there's a health food. huge. i need the fruit over here. i need that fruit. i'll eat this one. what? fuck it. i'll eat the stems. i don't give a shit. you can hide in a burrow to avoid poison lethal. wait, wait! that's insNLy good intel.
19:47 honestly, we don't kill that much. we should take scavenger. then if we find some meat, it'll give us great xp, bro. mushroom me. no effects is huge cuz no effects gives experience regardless. wait, he's learning? the learner? literally doesn't even matter. okay, we need a dash to escape. a fella. you need to leave the forest. i mean, but i'm fruit maxing. i feel like the forest is like, aah!
20:32 pincer, it was a pincer attack. i feel like the forest is like the peak place to get fruit, man. here's some regen if you need the help to be honest. alpha saving your life. and like most life saving things, i literally have no idea what it even does. that's so crazy. i don't know, i've probably said it a thousand times over the years. i don't know how a sewer works, man, but i'm glad they're there. great, you're charmed.
21:16 i'd have no idea how to build that. i mean, if you asked me just like something went wrong and they're like, we got to rebuild the sewers. you got the wrong fellow. let's put it that way. i don't have no i mean, i could i could help you dig the hole. he'll help you dig like the trench that the i probably be pretty shit at that to be honest, but please give it a try. can you not bite me so badly because i'm gonna die.
21:57 no, don't, don't, give me some time for my regen to work. oh, so you're just gonna fucking kill me even though i could be eating a ohhh it's not a real golden berry! of course it's not a real golden berry, bro! help me! it's not a real golden berry. i'm fucking dead, you king, i can't get oh, burro! oh, of course, of course. oh, burro. should've gotten into the burro, man. you're done.
22:41 this time good game though actually literally a good game. i'm just getting my ass beat on difficulty 5 just get a dash i added dash i had a dash it was a sprint but the enemies were still faster than me because i deliberately made myself slow because i was self conscious that all of my runs have been exactly the same so far let's become a fucking tiny dude. i mean you gotta go legendary big fucking brain
23:22 i like how you get a cheek pouch and then wait for the food to digest before moving on. i like your funny words, magic man. remember that? i think it's paul rudd, if i had to guess. holy shit. negative size modifiers increase your dodge chance by that amount. we can literally, we're gonna become so small we can't be hit. like ant man, another paul rudd reference. that's my wholesome chungus right there. roll me, roll me. size gets even lower, huge.
24:08 and then this guy, like he doesn't even know what's gonna hit him because he can't... the fish have no defense, bro. i forgot about ant man. after quantumania, kevin feige probably wishes you did. let's go tiny with a tail. greg head sweep. which one's tim in again? i always forget. greg's definitely in baskin robbins or a baskin robbins manager in ant man. give me a prehensile tail for a feeding distance.
25:02 get a ranged attack brother? why so i can settle down? stephen malkmus type shit. i mean look at this! tiny dude in the desert. maybe we go scorpion mode? huge. prehensile tail. steal food from a great distance. i was about to say what the fuck do you mean i'm getting cold it's the desert. then i stopped myself. just so you know i stopped myself before i did it. roll it. size is better. that's huge. wait, tab me? what's my dodge chance? 38%!
25:57 and you can't fucking hit me because i'm too small. you guys watch the ronda rousey, gina carano fight? can you loan me some money? i spent all my money. i bet $100,000 that gina carano was going to win the fight because she literally beat darth vader in the mandalorian season two. so i guess you heard it here first. ronda rousey, stronger than darth vader, i guess. thanks, jake paul.
26:36 vader wasn't in that? he's in it in the second season. he's in it for a minute. he's not? you're right, i got it confused with rogue one. he's in rogue one for a minute though. don't lie to me, walt. you can't hit me, bro. you can't hit me. low key, insects are too powerful. he folded like an ai when it got told its logic is wrong. so first off, i wouldn't know. secondly, i was wrong though. i was incorrect.
27:36 i got educated by a real star wars scholar, so i had to bow down. like you want to talk newt gunray, like i mean i got a phd in newt gunray and kip fisto type shit, but we get into all the modern stuff like ever since they made they made thrawn non canon bro. i don't know anything about that shit. does this mean you get good books lately? thrawn is back? that's huge. 30% speed bonus for each nearby tree?
28:11 that's huge news for me, the guy who's read every thrawn book. cuz i didn't take any damage. i think i'm hoping that this fella's just gonna pop out of the burrow and then i'm gonna like take over. see ya, nerd. do you still get the xp or am i foregoing the xp?
28:57 you don't get the meat but you get the berry. okay, austin powers. austin powers when his dick won't get hard. literally was the plot of the second movie by the way. so don't tell me that would never happen to him. bro fucked me by taking over the borough i was gonna take. come on over. let's try it last. you don't get the meat.
29:34 i think considered that it's actually harder to make the boss run away than it is to actually kill the boss which just involves you kind of like clicking on him for a second. obviously we got a berry from that. we're we're pre coded. we need room in it for sure. it must be room in it. get me out of the damn desert man. what are you doing? actually this is awesome.
30:20 maybe you could follow me around and kill some enemies? dodged it probably. vortex, i don't know, i think it's some, what's our ability stat? 14.3, what the fuck? okay, long pecking attack that does ability damage. oh shit, you're fucked. look at this, just a tiny little pow! oh, it does no damage. it does no damage at all. i did hit him with the rob wriggle. give me even more speed. good done, lad.
31:21 what do i do? what do i do? i get more experience off of food that i didn't kill, right? and i have a prehensile tail so we're actually like a little scumbag. we just kind of like fly in there, eat the food of other animals that have been fighting and then run away. i didn't earn that. i didn't earn that. okay bro, give me some meat food progress too. i pack a punch bro! i ain't the one baby. i am the one. i've poisoned myself. good night sweet prince. can you fuck off? nah this...
32:13 no, no, no, no. faster food and then just steal some. yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. we're gonna have to fight, bro. oh, you're not a real fruit, man. get elementals and you can be a scumbag in the other biomes. everyone's obsessed with the other biomes, man. i think, i don't know. anyone else think the forest, like they kind of broke the mold when they made that one, right? you think so?
33:08 man, we're getting real tiny with it. okay, you know, let's see what i can do. maybe i could do some damage over here. i'm assuming the other biomes there's like a reason to go to them. greater rewards to compensate for their greater perils as well. we need a little bit of this. we need cheek pouch, man, so we can truly be a scumbag. more points of interest as well. oh, more points of interest as well. okay. i mean, more xp is good. the ability is kind of important, don't get me wrong.
33:48 bro, you literally can't hit me. you literally might not be able to hit me. my dodge percent is 75%. you can't hit me. and then we can get the one that gives you poison that triggers on dodge too? my god. my god. roll me. eat faster. i know stinger could be huge because we're kind of ability maxing, but our whole job is to make a bunch of animals fight and then just eat all the food really quick. it's crazy this shit is so true to life.
34:28 like flies are so fucking good at finding food, man. you literally be like eating something in your bedroom and then a fruit fly you've never seen before will just like land in your soup. you're like, what are you doing? give me this. like where did you come from, man? like mind your own business. get your own borscht. get your own pozole. wait, ruminant is going insane. somebody get this guy. you eat in the bedroom. yeah, bro. i ain't batman.
35:18 you think i've never been knee deep in the passenger seat? what if we just chill here and you guys fight? and then i eat your meat. be nl, be handsome, take heat resistance, green text arrow, go to the arctic tundra. wait a minute, something's gonna go down here. something's gonna go down. yo, guess what? that meat belongs to me, bro. no, no, no, we don't need that. and then i eat the meat, and then i get the fuck out of town.
36:04 wait, we're supposed to be level 24 and we're fucking level 29 bro. what happened to my burrow? okay, give me a ranged attack and then we can kill this boss. nl in the gym locker room. culture war bait that actually radicalizes me is finding out that men don't get naked to change in the locker room anymore. and what's even worse is that
36:38 not only do they not get naked in the room where you're supposed to get naked to change, they make fun of the old dudes who get naked to change. now, you should make fun of the old dudes who use the hand dryer to dry their balls. that's fucking, i mean, i don't know how unsanitary it is. i feel like those are already some of the least sanitary machines that have ever existed. the nomadic, bro. time is nomadic, keep static like your own fabric.
37:12 but you should be getting naked in there regardless. you should be getting naked and changing in there for sure. otherwise you're gonna be stinking up the damn 99 b line bro. and it doesn't need your help. let's put it that way. it doesn't need your help. you can't hit me. i have a 75% dodge chance. i'm gonna get you. not to mention the longer this fight goes on, literally the better it is for me. because i get ruminants. what the fuck? yes!
38:15 that's huge man! yeah yeah yeah, holy shit. give me even more scales, why not? every 8 seconds on sand, gain a percentage of the progress needed to level up. i gotta get to the fucking desert man! you literally can't hit me. i'm gonna be like level 200 by the time the day is over. even more scavenger. okay guys, how do i know where the desert is? how do i know where the desert is? your eyes? it's in the top left usually? is that true of like the world map too?
39:19 wait, we're feasting? yeah. let's get free food out of the house. we don't even have a new dash, man. this is crazy. i wasn't that impressed with slide, but i guess it does have a low cooldown. yippee! you're done, bud. yeah, kill him. kill him. kill him so that i can get more meat. nice try, kid. the days hurt! what the fuck? i took damage? our xp maxing is gonna go fucking crazy. nice try, kid. obviously, we want to
40:32 should have let him get the kill. that's okay, it happens. even more health food. guys fight. you can't hit me. i want you to get a kill on this. we should one tap him and then let another enemy get the bomb. motherfucker, i'm too strong. we need spit to level up because the range is too low right now. where are you going, bro? where are you going? nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. somebody kill this dude? yes! and then we feast.
41:31 yes, yes, yes. yeah, you guys fight. you guys fight. literally i'm one hit away from dying at all times. so we gotta be a little cautious. shout out to the warriors. like golden state or like the movie. the movie that i know is not by john carpenter, but i wanna say it's by john carpenter for some reason. it's a little john carpenter coded. we slide in there, eat all the food and then get even more slithery. and then steal your food.
42:22 even bigger brain, smaller body, bigger brain. oh shit, they're gonna fight now. wait, peck actually does a ton of damage now too. hold the gregory. you know what would actually be huge for us? what if we could get something that stuns other enemies so that other enemies can kill them? spit doing poison would also be huge, don't get me wrong. where you going, man? mushrooms also aren't a food you kill. wait, does scavenge work on mushrooms? come on, land a shot. come on.
43:30 spit me, i want you to spit me. bogged, bogged, bogged, lower cool down on the dash, literally necessary. health food raises our max hp, could be the vibe. he's winded, he's winded. he's looking like the big fellas on physical asia. shit, i need the range. yes, yes, create bedlam, bedlam, bedlam. get him. shit, it's the boss, darren sharper.
44:31 ability damage drains at a such pain. no, no, no, i'm happy with where i stand. faster dodge is necessary though. claudia. this isn't final boss, right? this is second to last? penultimate, thank you. penultimate boss. i need to get in there and do some damage because my the ads are gonna overwhelm me. food has a chance to charm? shit, might be the move, man. might be the and then we come over here and we steal your food. i literally drink your milkshake.
45:31 then we run away. how about eating this food through the damn wall? let me go! yeah, yeah, yeah. youch! and then save the dash and run away. huge. oh, she's steamed, man. we don't want to be bigger. charm's the nearest enemy in the target direction. i don't know. that's too much for a guy like me. these are too bad for a guy like me. reduce all cooldowns by 13%. it doesn't get any better than that. what a shot. you're done, claudia. now i still gotta find a way. yeah, yeah, fishman! get some kills!
46:23 we feast make me faster make me faster make me faster feeding distance bigger this isn't faster, but ability going up is big. there's too many enemies wait this this could be huge for us there's gonna be a bunch of meat piles in here and we feed off somebody got a poison attack in there. oh, that's so huge and then we eat all the meat
47:11 get the saliva man trust? saliva. sounds like lin manuel miranda writing a broadway musical about spit. wait, wait, we need this guy. we need this guy. come on over. saliva is what unlocks poison spit. i see what you're saying. i see what you're saying now. you're saying this could be the move. you're saying this could be adapted for us. could be a performant mutation that arranges on the spit.
48:01 are there any performative mutations? i have to think about that. i mean, can i say something without you getting upset with me? aren't all secondary sex characteristics performative? it's something that signals increased fitness without actually having increased fitness. so i'm basically saying, literally, i'm genetically more honest than you because i don't have hair on the top of my head.
48:28 my genes are more honest because i don't have a typical secondary sex care. well, i guess we actually know what you can flip it around to me. maybe male pattern baldness is a secondary sexual characteristic. i don't know, but one that the culture has turned their back on because we live in a sick world, man. we live in a sick world. i just bought myself out. ladies love the horseshoe. ladies, is this true?
49:10 you know what pisses me off? one of the best looking male hairstyles is guy with great hairline who shaves his hair really short. like the wentworth miller type haircut. that fucking pisses me off man because it's like they're farming bald swag and hair swag at the same time. like they're literally and i can't stop them. i'm not even saying they're in the wrong for doing it but they're getting the swag from both groups.
49:39 without truly belonging to one of them. the group they don't belong to is bald because they're not bald. you can see their hair. they have a great hairline. timmy c sometimes? yep, yep, timmy c sometimes for sure. timmy c, timmy do. pisses me off. honestly, it might piss me off more than anything else on this goddamn earth. i can't even see my character anymore, man. i'm gonna pack a punch regardless though. justice for bald men. i like bald men. it means higher testosterone.
50:22 it's a different kind of testosterone i'm afraid. not to unball pill you, it's a different kind of testosterone. lots of us bald guys are also wimps, myself included. no, they got free testosterone, confused with the other testosterone. trust me, i've been there. what, agile level three? stop giving me agile level three. give me saliva cuz it lets me get poison spit. i knew this myself. i didn't have to wait for chad to tell me.
51:05 wait, we literally are setting a new record. we're gonna be level 100 by the time the boss shows up, man. what in the shy hallooed was that? they should say that in the new movie. damn, reroll a hundred times. poisonous saliva! also, the way that worm be showing up, i'll be honest, kind of seems like gregarious halloob to me in a lot of circumstances, so to speak.
51:45 oh, not always so demure with it. well, though sometimes, because it's something they're like i want to go for a worm ride and then the worms like not around or whatever. i'm sick of you? no surprise. i mean, you have to watch a lot of my content to make the compilations. it seems like very like a very normal reaction. i'd be more concerned if you weren't sick of me, to be honest. yeah, man.
52:26 and the feeding speed goes crazy. you're dead, you're dead. you shouldn't be able, i guess this is what happens when you experience max bro. like i'm literally the strongest, smallest, sneakiest creature that's ever existed. i'm every animal all at once. i even wasted like seven levels taking nomadic even though i never lived. leave the little quadrant of the desert i'm in here but still, i am a spider, that's true.
53:06 i'm interested. an ant if it was 10 times bigger? wouldn't that make it less dangerous if an ant was bigger? because of the surface area to volume ratio? we would be really fucked if ants were like 10 times smaller, wouldn't we? wouldn't they like they could literally do the paul rudd thanos meme to us, irl? they could like crawl inside of our bloodstream and then explode? i don't want this trash. i don't want this trash. i want this trash. i 100% i want this trash. a crabkin.
53:54 i'm gonna be honest with you, nightfella. i don't think you stand much of a chance in hell. do they gain hp for every charmed enemy or something like that? fuck it, i'll take some fucking plating. holy shit. move! even better plating. once his defenses are down, he's toast. oh, is that why he's taking, like, no damage compared to everything else we've fought so far? i guess if you actually, like, use your attacks to attack instead of just constantly running away, you're kind of beating that ass, huh?
55:01 i don't know what's happening anymore. pretty sure they died though. win a pressure five run. easy man. how'd you get so much max hp? when i eat food at full hp, i gain max hp, i guess. along those lines, new pressure unlocked. bosses have increased damage. the starting biome is random. they know i'm a forest merchant, bro. i feel like you