I eat your fish shake, Eeli! I eat it up! (Everything is Crab)

Name: I eat your fish shake, Eeli! I eat it up! (Everything is Crab)
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0:00 crabbin? he's a chummer like you've never seen singing voo lay voo lay voo lay voo keenan, how do you feel about the... you probably feel pretty fucking good about countdown to ecstasy if i had to guess. because it's got some... it's got a little... it's the most prog that steve lee van ever was maybe with what they were doing with bodhisattva.
0:26 it's got a little bebop to it. bosses are protected at the start of the fight and after each enrange... enrangement. let's do this man. third level gives you three legendaries. that's big. plus 10 hp. i can absolutely live with that. in the desert, on a cold and wet may morning, a sweet little baby blue guy was born in the desert. it's like elvis. what's the what's the current critical appraisal on elvis? i literally don't know.
1:07 is he just a member of the golden oldies or does he have like some classic albums that i'm completely unfamiliar with? i'm gonna go feeding speed right off the bat, man. stole all this good shit? i haven't seen the movie, no spoilers please. let me get some regen. sucks to be low on hp. oh shit, what the hell is going on here? that apple is still on the damn tree, man. this guy is asking if elvis is good? yes.
1:56 but the reason i'm asking if elvis is good is because like i wasn't alive when he was plying his trade for the most part or at all because i think he died when i was like negative 13 years old or something. but like with all those bands that had like a huge impact on culture like before you were born there's a temptation to be like well that's just because like you know people back then had worse taste than i uniquely do now.
2:22 and then sometimes you get older and try to tackle them with a more objective eye. and i've done that for some artists, but i've never done it for elvis. i'm mostly just known for the. so i guess what i'm trying to say is like fuck me for asking an honest question, right? god damn. i do not look like i'm from crumbling farah, missoula, okay?
2:57 me irl, i'd like to think at least i've got like a little bit of laindell. sorry, it took me a long time to remember the elden ring biome that i'm looking for. i think at least i look like i'm from like royal laindell or something like that. now my dude, my dude has much more of like a crystal cave sort of like living failures type vibe to him.
3:29 i'm just gonna take fur because we are close ish to an ice biome. seems sensible for a beast like me to have the ability to go into the ice because we're at this weird like fucking intersection of three different biomes, man.
3:50 this is like when you're in vancouver downtown and if you go one block to the west, like you're on alberni street. you go one block to the east, you're on hastings. now, real vancouver heads will know that that's not how that works, but they'll also understand the spirit of the joke and forgive me, i hope. i want a taste, brother. i want a taste. more cheek pad destroyed.
4:23 we want to be level 12 before the first boss. this is our rule of thumb. we want to not freeze to death though as well. help me. the warmth of the tree will protect me. what happened in the mandarin lessons? bro, he's busy right now. he's in theaters with grogu. starting fucking today, i think. starting right now, dude. you know what's crazy is that like trailers don't even tell you if a movie is good anymore. they just say filmed in imax.
5:11 i don't know if we can handle that beast yet. we can handle this fool though. movies suck now. i watched speaking parts, the 1989 adam egoyan film. and i'll tell you, some movies suck then too. that's actually, i mean, the movie's definitely going for something. i'm not saying that i was the right type of fella to figure out what that was. okay, i definitely can't take this guy. don't call it speaking farts. he was going for something.
5:51 i'll eat a mushroom man. i need some xp. just got back from my can trip. can confirm movies still got it. yo, did you see camp miasma? seeing that that's getting great reviews coming out of can got me feeling a certain kind of tingle. maybe today's the day we do stoner man. i don't want the boss yet. okay, maybe i do. so is this the joke? the joke is that i'm gonna freeze to death out here. at least it's this guy. you fucking hit me? no shot bro.
7:00 okay, turns out you don't have to be level 12 to kill this guy. increases damage dealt by every contact attack. how do we know if we have... it's our ult. i don't know about that, man. i think i got a roll. i'm going crazy off the feeding speed. contact equals not range. oh, i thought it was something where we got hit. that seems really amazing then. that seems incredible. we need arms because we're going for stoner. that sounds right to me.
7:43 and we ply our trade in the fucking tundra. on the tundra. any guided by voices? who's the guided by voices head that's always here? i know two and a half scums is a guided by voices head too. they're the only other individual that thinks propeller's the best guided by voices album. there's dozens of us, except there's actually only two of us. don't fart on me. okay fine, fucking fart on me, see if i care. b thousand is pretty good, you ain't wrong.
8:26 i'll take revenge. i'll take a bunch of damage. i don't really care. do you? alien lanes, also really good. i mean that's the top three for me right there. don't fucking talk to me about beautiful apps bro, i'm fucking dead. great. amazing. retry. never try to do anything cool in this game. never try to do any... just get fast and big, that's it. you should just get fast and big. you don't have to worry about anything else. just get fast and big.
9:17 i know that's how like gazelles feel irl. they're like damn we should not have specced into like packed sociality. actually i guess they're still around so maybe they're doing something right? it probably doesn't matter that much to the one being eaten though. people are always saying some shit like that though. they're always saying like oh cows cows should be thankful man. look at how many cows are out there thanks to like the the meat industry. okay fantastic. doesn't really matter that much to me when i'm the motherfucker getting anton'd
9:51 who said that? meat eaters say a lot of things, myself included, man. physical me? when i met you i said my name was rich. you look like a girl from abercrombie and fitch. never heard that ever? oh watch okja. read a book. i don't even know what to say. why did he have to say this stuff about the chinese food? i mean maybe he's like that 1% of the population that actually has an allergy to uh...
10:44 the msg man, chinese food doesn't really make me sick but i don't know, rich might have been on, he might have had a genuine allergy or a food sensitivity for all i know. get him. where you going bro? i mean you're shiny. no, no, no, you can't get away from me like that. yes, someone took your burrow and now your meat belongs to me. physicality, no one has an msg allergy. come on, some people have an msg allergy.
11:21 most people and thankfully the culture has changed most of the people who thought they had an msg allergy just needed to drink a couple of glasses of water but some people have an actual msg allergy. it's something to eat in the shade poison resistance plus 25 i can live with that man. it's biologically impossible where's your biology undergrad from?
11:58 mine's from what used to be at the time of my enrollment, one of the top five academic post secondary institutions in canada. so i'm sorry. i think it's shifted since then. i don't know. anybody here a high school senior and thus like pouring over the maclean's university rankings right now? what happened to queens, man? they're cooked. the stove got turned on before i left. let's just put it that way.
12:35 i think it's still, i mean, i don't wanna say could be worse and then bring up like somebody else's university. let's put it this way, it's not the worst out there but i don't know if it has the same kind of academic reputation that it once did. was it getting worse when you were there? i think it got way too much of a rep as a party school, probably cuz everybody was partying a lot. makes a lot of sense to me.
13:19 did you go to arizona state? no, man, i went to queens. i think it's more like the university of arizona. it's pretty good, i think. not the best, i mean, it's not harvard. it was still pretty good though. rerolls are zero. eating speed always useful, man. now if you'll excuse me, stop asking me these droll questions because i need, help me, i need to level up at least two more times before the boss. otherwise my team's gonna blame me when we lose because i've been feeding.
14:01 holy cow, it's lobster fest man. okay, we're going full physicality here. aoe builds. hard on the meat? i don't give a fuck. if it's half price, i'll keep eating. yeah, yeah, come on over bro. really good idea. really smart idea. now i have your dna. and i'm level 12, which is exactly where i needed to be. bros dying the weather. okay, all right. well, i don't think you're gonna make it to the animal kingdom if you're dying the weather, but hold, hold, hold.
14:57 things that go crazy to save without knowing that i'm gonna die in a tornado in exactly nine years. imagine, let's get more physical, man. i was about to say could be the vibe. you're dead, man. here comes the story of the hurricane. elle fanning is a real one for that one, man. i want more physical. it's that simple. damn, bro, you look like ent brett.
15:47 that's right, my singing monsters reference. i want some. i want some. damn, i'm getting fucking fat, man. why are tornadoes just a north american thing? wait, that's kind of interesting. i never really thought about it. probably because they're fake. no, that's obviously insane. um... maybe it's the... the geography of the great plains or something? i don't know. the interaction between the rockies and the plains is what i'm hearing from the experts.
16:31 frequency of north south mountain ranges. kind of crazy like how much of life just comes down to like the interactions of like physical components with one another, you know what i mean? wait, revenge could go crazy. because when we get damaged, we do more damage. but actually, it... we damage ourselves every time we attack, bro. like that for example. yeah, that's huge. wait, what did you mean by that?
17:05 well, like we like to think that we're, you know, elevated beings, we operate on like a more advanced plane. like sometimes it'd be like, damn, why do i feel so bad? like, why am i so grumpy today? and then you realize you have like a little gas bubble in your stomach or something like that. you're just like, like, you're like, i have a sensation of physical discomfort that has had a knock on effect on my advanced, like psychological functions.
17:37 kind of crazy right bro literally took the dna. okay, you're dead. i mean you're all gonna play they were kind of onto something with the humors like obviously it's not a hundred percent. that's crazy, but there are definitely sometimes i'm like i bet honestly, if i if i had some black bile drain for my body today, it might be good. that's all i'm saying. i
18:07 all right, i guess i'll die again. i guess i'll die again as i always do on dates. i guess i'll die again like i always do on day two because i never take a dodge cuz i never see a dodge. you had one? why i had the default one that sucks man. didn't see cappy. i mean the worst part is i saw him and i just said no i'd win. you can also do passive runs. i'd rather die to animals than die to mushrooms. i'm sorry to say.
19:00 whatever, everything is crab developers, you're innocent, okay? don't listen to what i'm about to say next. slay the spire 2 is the gold, man. slay the spire 2 wouldn't do that to me. let's go with extra fish. yeah, and then let me get the fish cuz these guys mercilessly kill the fish. and definitely don't look at the fact that there's a bunch of plus twos in chat. there's literally no reason for me to have pitted you against each other. give me the hollow bones, man. we roll these. lady, no, i want extra.
19:40 feeding speed, give me some of the fish. it's not a competition but they would be losing if it was. well, listen, i might not even be the best streamer of all time, i don't know. so i can't take offense. that's a lot of damage. i can't get there. i think you're up there. i'd settle for that to be honest. yeah, give me some fucking meat food progress too, man. i'm on a meat food diet. maybe you guys could attack each other or something.
20:21 maybe i could get like two tapped by you. tina, you fat lard, come get your dinner. i want speed for now though. we do take more damage though, gotta be careful. yes, dude, yes. one of the top reviews of napoleon dynamite on letterboxd says, criterion edition when? and at first i was like, that's pretty funny. the more i've thought about it, the more i'm like, i think it actually makes sense. i don't think it's a crazy fit for criterion.
21:01 it's like a work of independent cinema with a strong directorial vision and sense of style. it has a very, very unique type look to it, like cinematography to it. it's iconoclastic. i think it would fit right in on the criterion collection, man. also, i'm a millennial, so i fucking love napoleon dynamite, obviously, but i need an attack.
21:40 or do i? because i'm a scavenger. we need, on ironically, we need more feeding speed. kind of crazy to say. and they decided they don't want the smoke from each other. we win these. oh, we don't win these, man. we don't win these. give me 10 hp. deserved.
22:22 i mean like this starting dodge, i'm getting into full on like whining mode. you gotta adjust the way you play or adjust the game you play. but like the starting dodge takes 10 minutes for the cooldown to come off, at least at base level. it's in me off man. i feel like there's not much vegetation in the desert. let's go physical. hollow bones times two. yeah, i mean, i hear you.
23:04 but speed is so valuable. speed's so good. and it was legendary. you can't blame me, man. it was legendary. golem, give me something better, man. yeah, sure. give me some heat adaptation. we are in the desert after all. look how long it takes for my dodge to come back. bro has no stamina. real physical. i'm also thinking one viable strategy in this game is design yourself to look like an animal actually looks like
23:59 in this environment irl. i'm green and i have abs that's extraordinarily desert coated. every eight seconds on sand during the day gain a percentage of the progress you need to level up and it's based on our heat adaptation. crazy. holy shit. there are a lot of animals in the animal kingdom with abs but honestly that's because they haven't invented like fucking like deer oreos yet.
24:40 like, just to be honest, i don't mean to be dismissive, but it's easier for other animals to be jacked. they spend all day outside running for their lives and hunting for food, and i'm sure they're at a caloric deficit most of the time, punctuated by very, very rare phases of extreme caloric surplus, if i had to guess. what's your excuse? i mean, food tastes good. food tastes insNLy good and is relatively abundant.
25:22 and it tastes good as fuck, man. and also i'm doing alright, but it does taste good as fuck. very low physical damage attack. well, you know, why not? it's nice to have an attack. shit, it didn't look that low. kind of beating his ass. it's what our ancestors would have wanted. how... is anyone here like a hundred years old? how... how many generations have to go by until you don't like give a fuck about someone being related to you? so like obviously,
26:10 you love your kids. you love your grandkids. you don't often get to have too many conversations with your great grandparents. i met them, but they were like all eight of them or whatever were gone when i was like three or something like that. the great grandkids like, they can't love the great grandkids as much as they love their grandkids. i'm sorry, it's just if a 90 year old was like, yes, i love my grand, my great grandkids as much as i love my grandkids, i would be like, come on, that just seems impossible.
26:42 that seems insane. they're supposed to be like the closer in proximity, all other things being equal, the more special they should be. so like we get two generations above that. if you get two generations above that great, great, great grandparents, would they give a fuck? like if they were in a time machine, do you think they would be like, i'm going to, well, actually that's a little different because i would definitely like seek out my
27:12 my like sixth generation descendants just to be like are you still bald do you walk on your toes like i think i would learn a little bit about myself but what's crazy is like people in chat are like yeah it's fucked up when's the last time you called your grandma motherfucker some of you probably like within the last month but some of you who are like oh i see her like twice a year and she's always talking about some stuff that i don't care about so shit rolls in both directions man you ain't special
27:47 three times a week until she died. you're actually like, you're a prince of maine and a king of new england, bro. that's a lot. i come here to be told off inadvertently. honestly, i have to say, i respect my chatters because we do, i mean, we get a little judgmental here.
28:15 and i, if you've come back over the years, despite occasionally having, you know, like a lens turned on you, i think that says something about your spirit. and i do the same for myself. like a lot of these bits come at my own expense as well, to be fair. because there are like so many other places on this website that'll just coddle you. and for the low price of like $6.99 usd a month will tell you, you're so special and it's everyone else's fault.
28:47 they would, oh, they would go cr there's a line around the block to be the next person to do it. not me though. not me. please check in to see how recent the most recent sponsored stream was. nah, not me man. we keep things pretty real around here. most of the time.
29:12 never forget you getting me for liking the love guru? well, i mean like you can like it and it's actually i think it's interesting when people like stuff that sucks but like the love guru is insNLy bad. which makes you a more interesting person for being able to articulately explain why you actually like it. grabaroo! i should... i should be scaling whenever possible my heat adaptation because it gives me passive xp.
29:54 i love fighting this guy. okay time to die on day two after the easiest boss of all time as usual. i really want, i don't want to spend too much dna. i was hoping to get some heat. heat adaptation plus 15%. i guess we could have gone a little higher on that too but so be it. passive interest build. this is the play man. um anyway, i don't even know what the love guru is about. it's kind of like
30:40 it's unbelievable. i've seen it twice, for sure. and i can only vaguely recall in broad strokes what it's about. mike myers plays a guru for like, romance. and he gets hired by the toronto maple leafs because their star player played by justin timberlake has like basically lost his mojo. so it's kind of it's about hockey.
31:10 like mike mike myers stuffs all of his special interests into every single movie doing an accent playing a bunch of characters wearing a costume etc etc. oh you're right justin timberlake's the villain romany malco is the superstar vern troyer's the coach and jessica alba is the general she's the owner of the toronto maple leafs that's right that's right you got it heat adaptation please
31:41 or well actually just low end this gives us more prey, buffs us for rooming it bro. we're crazy. why'd you see it twice? i mean you've been like 19 years old before just don't have shit to do sometimes. or you got it on your hard drive. you're like let's watch it again. still got beers. hey come back. suck it up real quick and then get back on the sand so we're not wasting xp. a passive xp build is gonna go insane. highest level we've ever gotten to.
32:32 nice try kid. i think it was 110. if we can get over 110, i would be freaking stoked. why are you messing with me bro? spend your dna to raise the percentages here. might be good to take some dodge chance. we definitely don't wanna be in a position where we just like get hit once and die. sure man, there you go. chill, chill. save the dodge, save the, you gotta save the dodge. eat up brother. i'm chilling.
33:36 you can skip the evolution jingle. what's crazy is that like i don't notice it at all. let's give one on that, huh? but i watched another streamer playing a little bit of this and i was like, oh my god, you have to turn the jingle off. it's so insane. and then the fact that you hear it like 110 times per match is like so crazy. i want in too guys. me too.
34:23 plays much smoother though. yeah, i mean i wouldn't have done that if i were you but that's i mean i'm not you so what do i know? this also buffs prey which is crazy because it buffs rumen in but then i need the dodges man. we're gonna be running this build we need to become like unhittable. get the fish bro the fish doesn't even fight back.
35:11 yeah, we wanna be level 24 by boss two. but actually i think we wanna be level 30 by boss two. i think we have the passive xp gain to justify it. who the hell did you get charmed by? honestly, the cat pisses me off more than any other enemy. they literally just run up to you, smack you and then run away. it's a tough one. i guess you gotta take room in it whenever it shows up. what do you guys think you'd rather be? and it's gonna be bad, so just start with that in mind.
36:01 you think you'd rather be like one of 10,000 plankton sucked up into the baleen of a whale, obviously consumed, or be like one big pachyderm or something like that taken down by a pack of like hundreds of smaller creatures that have all colluded to take you down? which one do you think you would rather be? plankton for sure?
36:39 and then i guess the follow up question would be why? what's the reasoning for it? i do agree by the way, i think it would feel really bad to be like an elephant and then have a bunch of little hyenas or something take bites out of me. while i was just, i was gonna say minding my own business, but i guess you can't really mind your own business in the animal kingdom that much. that's kind of a human concept. claudia, claudia kind of annoying for sure.
37:29 he's frozen in fear man. sad story. midsommar was ass? midsommar is not ass. midsommar is really good. really, really good, really effective horror movie.
37:53 okay, but hereditary is better. okay, bro i mean the same type of people argue about like majora's mask versus ocarina of time for like 20 years wanna they want to turn on the goat because they think hereditary is a five and midsummer is like a four and a half like you won't you won't drag me into it's like thank you for saying that is a two cakes style of conversation. yeah, or two cakes situation you got two cakes
38:22 drag me to hell is better. i literally was the only sam raimi defender for a long time between like 1990 and 2010 and drag me to hell is not better than midsommar. but also this is now you're comparing like a cake and a fucking like a tortilla or something like that. they're two different things. midsommar is not a horror comedy, bro. you're getting into arguments for no reason.
38:57 send help better than boa's afraid? that i could believe. having seen neither, that i could believe. i can't be hit. i think i'm unbothered, man. yeah, i don't think i have to attack you anymore. i don't think i have to waste my left click. i just need to get in there and eat somebody else's lunch. you didn't get your berry, man? oh, where are you? oh, it's up there. okay. good, good, good. my point. literally, you can't hurt me, so what do i give a fuck? see? nice try. my point.
39:52 i wish to stay in the... i could just be faster. i wish to stay in the desert. we don't want to explore for points of interest. damn, i'm looking awesome too. i'm actually looking incredible. poison resistance would also be kind of crazy for sure. give me some of that food, please. look at this little demon. too small to see? can't disagree with that, honestly. you know what? check it out. we've literally invented a frog. what the fuck?
40:44 i still pack a punch bro. fucking stand in the middle of them, maybe they'll attack each other and then you eat all the meat. oh, they don't want the smoke. yes, yes, yes, yes. oh, sorry. i still want scavenger. scavenger's core here. oh baby! you keep capping your important upgrades by taking lower rarity versions of them. wait, are you being dead ass with me?
41:37 you're saying it just because i get something that matches what i have and maybe what i want, i should chill until i get like a higher tier version of it before it caps out. there's a whole freaking meta game that was not privy to man. damn, this changes everything. if i remember it, but first we feast.
42:15 if you take a green you can also upgrade it when the level 2 shows up and then all futures will be blue or better. oh, so if you get like an early legendary does it guarantee that all future upgrades in that track will also be legendary? yes? that's crazy!
42:41 i mean this is already level 5 so we probably don't want it but otherwise you would want to get the earliest legendary and all the previous ones will be retroactively applied? damn, maybe tutorials exist for a reason. i completely might have skipped to be honest but... so let's upgrade saliva then so we can get a higher tier saliva in the future. i don't even know what killed him man, i don't even think i clicked on him.
43:15 more legs or gain arms but decrease your speed? well, we can do that. we're still pretty quick. worst track on exile in guyville? uh, exile in guyville, are you here? first off, i want you to weigh in, but also would it be performative if i said that it's never said? it just, it doesn't for me fit with the rest of the album. it was clearly added to be like a single to try to market it. it just doesn't, it doesn't work as well for me as i, as the other stuff on the album.
43:55 get him. canary goes crazy. great song. absolutely great song. we reroll. i saw there was a legendary. i don't care. do you? give me some meat, bro. any meat around here? yeti's still banned? i'm assuming... well, not banned, but like, i think they're in like shit or jail. but also i haven't seen them type much. well, i saw them type a little bit early. earlier in pre chat i saw them type for a second, but...
44:56 new ultimate unlocked. huge, a legendary ultimate for me to forget to use on the boss. legendary cheek pouch, holy cow. claws and spurs goes crazy. i honestly thought there was a chance i would never attack again, but then i realized i will have to attack a boss at some point. damn, he's got quite the leap on him too. claws and spurs, okay. it's claws and spurs. timer on bosses, they'll leave. i guess that's true, but i'm kind of worried about dying the meteors, i guess, on the last one.
45:55 wait, we're actually a fucking menace, dude. you ever have a rock climbing arc? i'm sorry to say i never had a rock climbing arc. oh my god, i actually got hit once. i've always been bottom heavy and it's society that's changed. sometimes the bottom heavy build is appreciated. i would say we're in one of those times right now, to be honest. and sometimes there's a, we're in a not bottom heavy appreciated society. and that will come again.
46:36 no, it's okay. i do always get surprised when i meet a skinny guy who's not into rock climbing though. because it feels like he's like wasting his potential. if you're like, if you're built like lance from speaking parts and you're not down at the climbing gym, like maybe you're just not fucking with it, but at the same time i'm like, you could fucking clean up there. you could become one of those guys who's always got like the chalk bag around his belt going like, i'm a cardio guy.
47:10 i could see that too. i could see that too. if you're lanky though, 5'10", 135, okay, you should be down at the climbing gym. you should keep your fingernails trimmed and do some serious bouldering for sure. i know you're climbing the fucking kingda ka that just has quarters super glued to the rocks. i don't know man, give me a big ass job. yeah, no, i'm just not afraid. sounds like king of tokyo from yesterday.
48:04 don't say how about eight inches in thick, okay? that's... glib. that's glib. no, it's gotta be... it's gotta be wings. how do i get back to the damn desert, man? oh, it's right here. you made a big mistake, fella. having a leap and wings seems not fair. oh my god! i don't think i can catch up to him, to be honest, but that was a fucking buffet. i think he ate it already.
48:57 sure, man. maybe it's time to chime. did you see kory's new steam profile pic? oh shit. kate's in the damn chat. it must be good. okay, so it definitely, i don't know. okay, now i see it. it's a cat. there's a cat's face, but a hundred percent in the small picture, it looks like a lady's bent over in front of the camera with no pants on. i think,
49:33 like it's an optical illusion? i need him to change that. i'm not getting in the game with him. with this shit on the screen. the google ai doesn't know, man. the google ai doesn't know that that's like an optical illusion. what is wrong with this 40 year old man? is it also like, it looks kind of like a... like the cat smoking a blunt? hard to tell.
50:11 just show it? i mean, librarian, that's up to you if you want to add it. i know where i stand on trying to find the wiggle room in our technocrat driven society where rules are as strictly enforced as, like, you know, penance in a programming language. it looks so bad. it's a toxic image, but it is really funny. give me the meat, please. how did you eat that so fucking fast?
50:55 you can describe in detail but pictures are too far. yeah man, i mean it doesn't make sense to me either. don't take that shit up with me. you gotta take that shit up with the, you know, the platform holders. technology kind of rendered our imaginations useless. i would push back on that. i could rotate an apple in my head, no problem man.
51:40 maybe that's because like the only reason i use ai is like for medical advice. so like my brain is not getting as atrophied as the average person's. they're calling him a being specifically optimized to rage bait. i can't believe it but the picture was exactly as described. i told no lies. rotate the apple on its y axis. what's crazy is that i'm doing it but i also broke it out into like words in my head.
52:19 i feel like i fed my brain a string of english words when it will start with the stem of the apple coming closer to the lens of the camera. like, and then it will continue rotating in an anti clockwise direction relative to the, yeah, i think that to be honest with you, i think i, you, you, you prompted my, i prompted my own brain. you prompted me to prompt my brain. thank you, librarian. this picture's crazy.
52:55 i had to look up this link while i was waiting for my dentist. that's classic though, librarian. uh, be me, the appointment's at 2.30. i show up, 2.28? oh, we'll be with you shortly. damned if i'm not in that chair until 2.45, man. did you choose 2.30 on purpose? well, it's a bit of a coincidence, but that is also like when i do most of my errands, to be honest.
53:31 pretty much like peak like streams over and i can eat a really, really quick lunch and then go somewhere and do something. kind of classic for me. and we're level 89. he doesn't want the smoke, he knows. big mistake brother. any buffets? any buffets? i see a buffet about to happen. here comes the buffet. oh baby.
54:21 quick, what's water bottle in chinese? can i get a check on that? for many mandarin speakers in chat? that's correct. oh shit! what's chiblee in chinese? i hope you'll be able to tell me one day, chiblee. we are learning chinese on stream. it's the new wave. have you seen the new wave? i can't wait till you come back from being in america.
55:02 and i'm fluent in fucking chinese, bro. you're gonna lose your fucking mind. i'm gonna rub it in your face. constantly too. i'll be like, oh, where do you want to go for lunch today? i'm feeling, hmm, maybe some chinese today? i know a really good duck restaurant in richmond. you wanna, you wanna, yeah, there's this duck place i've been meaning to check out. wait, chiblee, are you in the united states of america now?
55:50 yep, that's crazy. that's a long ass trip man. don't take this the wrong way at all cuz i was not rooting on your demise. but yesterday i did have a moment where i was like damn, chiblee's on a long flight right now and i'm so glad that's not me. i'm not even saying you had a bad time on the flight cuz i know like, in your brain you were probably like whoa, an airbus.
56:15 this will be fun, right? but yesterday when i was just chilling in my comfy house, i was like, i'm so glad i'm not chivly right now. just hearing the constant din of like, for like 15 hours straight. okay, give me a tail, man. after all we've been through, we deserve it. probably just watch some movies. yeah.
57:01 i mean, you watch sinners. it's so funny to me that you haven't been leaving reviews for movies, but you obviously love sinners so much that you left the review. i see you. i see you. okay. i fucking see you is what i'm trying to say. lot of the last few movies you watched, you just dropped the log and a heart with no score. this one, you put some flavor text in. we get, we charm enemies sometimes when we eat food as well.
57:34 ghibli, what level of pressure are you at in everything is crap? can you guys hear me? feels like i just got really loud. three or four? that's good. brian, being an asshole? do you hate me? when the bully asks if you hate them? and you have to say no. damn, i have a new microphone while i'm here in texas. will you laugh at me if i sound different? i would never, man.
58:22 i mean, i'm like the king of sounding different from year to year, so i totally get it. one second though, i gotta focus on walking in a circle around this guy. and then if my health gets too low, we gotta jump away. charm zero enemies. thought i took a legendary that was like when you eat food, one percent chance to charm. i guess one is like, you know, it's one of the smallest numbers. i should have known, i've seen it tweet. he's dead, man.
59:15 he's dead, jim. congratulations on beating this pressure with big frog. okay, we can do one more real