Ain't nothing defective about this guy (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:00 y'all i'm aspiring my sleaze or let's random we haven't beaten ascension 10 with anybody looks like that's not about to change. silver crucible me silver crucible two bosses kind of diabolical man. i really like this path right here. i like we get a little reprieve spend some money. honestly, this guy's toast probably upgrade our best card fight upgrade our best card. that's going to be
0:36 fossilized helix, you don't stand a chance. i like this path, man. doorman, please. honestly, i don't say this to make you feel bad about yourself or your performance in this game. doorman is literally the easiest boss in slay the spy or 2. i'm not even being performative. it is the easiest boss. if you want to really get pissed off, wait until you get the queen in the fucking test subject on ascension 10 and you go, oh, brother.
1:12 doorman's so easy it's actually upsetting they removed it. i mean, i don't know what to tell the people who couldn't get through the doorman. you just like... i don't know, i mean, is it annoying to lose to the doorman? i guess, but like, just play your shitty cards during the exhaust phase and then play your other cards during the other two phases, man. like, it's not rocket science. he's statistically the easiest boss too?
1:41 i could have told you that man, i could have told you that. added debris to your hand. that's a lot of damage, don't get me wrong. let's try a crescent spear, i don't know. i guess it is, yeah yeah, because the platonic ideal in slay the spire online is to have like a two card deck and unceasing top or something like that. assuming unceasing top actually exists in slay the spire 2, which i'm not 100% sure that it does.
2:14 on zz top. every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man. fuck it, bro. that could be interesting. how, how, how you got this man? i don't really like zz top, by the way. just in case, like, this is something that, uh, if that's like a sacred cow in classic rock. i don't hate him. i just think, you know, find him kind of, kind of humorous, i suppose. how, how, how, how? a ticka ticka ticka ticka doo.
2:57 i don't know if anyone really likes them. there's a lot of uncles out there. i'm not talking about unks, but i'm talking about uncles. i don't think you need instruments to make zz top. i think you could just you could do it all with your mouth. one guy, michael winslow, could do a zz top concert all by himself, man. oh shit. um...
3:32 i kind of hate this to be honest with you. i'm kind of gonna cut a basic strike. i don't like the idea of just shoving a stardust in here and soaking up all the stars we'll probably want to use for crescent spear. that's my two cents. when she give you head till you pass out that's the zz top. this is that pink venom bro. you guys are gonna watch the mandalorian versus groglit. it's literally fresh on rotten tomatoes by the way before you say something.
4:18 pithy about oh, it looks like it looks like dave filion slop. oh, yeah, would a bad movie have a 60% even on rotten tomatoes? i don't think so, bud. how how how to get the get the get down? now banana banana now now now now that i order it's at 55 groglet heads. it's over it's over. no no, no, no
4:56 drinking san peli like a classy italian lady. yep. did you know that supposedly it's bottled from the same spring that leonardo da vinci drank out of? so like in some ways i'm a little bit like leonardo da vinci right now. right now, now, now, now. fuck it, it's gonna hit every time man. man, this build is actually not that bad so far. kind of faint praise but you get the idea.
5:50 who's gonna win survivor tonight? i can't tell you because i saw the uh the kaoshi market for it two and a half months ago so i don't want to like ruin your your comfort show. sorry to say. the hell you mean empty? that's because i took silver crucible man and silver crucible is the goat. i don't really want to take 13 damage if i can avoid it. i don't really want to take 8 damage if i can avoid it. um
6:37 by the way, i see a lot of people typing very edgically in chat right now. the only edgic chatter that i will suffer is vip daniel. vip daniel's done their time, okay? do you think i could draw a crescent? no, i could draw enough to fucking kill you though if i just didn't draw that. what's edgic? people who watch the show to bet on who will win based on the editing instead of like
7:06 who they think is the way that the average person does which is um who's a good person and who's ontologically evil based on their actions in a competition show i love watching survivor because it's oh it's the spirit of competition by the way anybody who actually competes is ontologically evil oh you you uh blindsided somebody to take out a competition beast who might be a threat later you're a little evil you're a little evil honestly
7:36 i need cosmic indifference to bring back some crescent spheres. do i have any aoe? just certified. wait! letter openers kind of peak here. you're gonna die? yeah, well jesus died for our cynthia's. you don't hear me making like a movie about it or whatever. question mark. oh, you haven't seen 22 jump street in a while? julia roberts. julia rob... hurts. one second. i'm going in on yous?
8:32 and i don't have to be polite to you. bring back another crescent spear. we are taking none damage, but i think this is a good use of an energy potion to put you at the risk of lethality next turn and give us enough stars. shit. 34th. okay, well check it out. literally 34 damage. it's not 34 damage. whatever, you're cooked, lad. this is a very simple turn. letter opener triggered.
9:23 and then killing you, letter opener triggered. just use letter opener every turn. i really thought i didn't do the math. i was 100% convinced i was not going to take damage. just skipping this house, man. now you got me doing the how, how, how, how, how, how, how, but are you, are you doing the whole how, how, how, how, or are you looping it in with a ticket to ticket to tick down?
10:08 you guys feel like you got to kind of chain it with the bass that comes after the how, how, how, how. i forgot these motherfuckers are two dudes in a trench coat. i should know that based on the image of them. but i flipping forgot, man. huge. dz top kind of rips. they're kind of like divorced dad music, but if i may, so is steely dan. so i'm not gonna like.
10:45 i mean, there's 80, there's 83 year old divorced dads for sure. distraction, that's interesting. that's very interesting. double a bottom clears. i got a whole, i got a shoebox full of those in my fridge right now, man. just in case the tv remote, oh, that joke doesn't make sense. because fucking tv remotes these days are all triple a's, man.
11:18 a aa battery is, if you were to look at a chart of battery usage in 1997, 90% of batteries were aa. something happened and now we got a, we're suffused with aaa battery usages, man. mine said aaa for like a decade. yeah, but when you're older, a decade isn't really that long. so we're both on the same page here. three random attacks from your discard pile? sure, man. it's actually gonna beat you up.
11:53 something fierce. i mean like from 1998 to 2008, that was a long ass decade man. but like 2016 to 2026 is like a blink of an eye. but i guess like you probably disagree for some reason. forge three sovereign blade does double damage this turn. you hate me? obviously we need to hit you with that. it's not looking good for our intrepid hero man. obviously that has to get played. motherfucker dude.
13:03 there's no way i'm gonna get enough block! it's it's not conceivable that i would get enough block. i can kill you though and then like, i guess, review the game negatively on steam because i lost. i could be like, oh, how are you supposed to beat this guy? this guy's impossible to beat. i literally beat him but uh, then he blew up and killed me. literally skill difference for randoming the the revenant anyway. it happens.
13:40 i'm a spy or i'm a slayer, so we go again with the same fella. i'll take a niao's fury. every time i take this card, i think of the theme song to that 70s show. niao to you! we're all alright! we're all alright!
14:04 a lot of you are hitting skip intro on netflix, so you don't really understand. greatest betrayal you ever experience is when you watch like four seasons of a show in prime time, then you see it in syndication and they cut the theme song. so you fucking, you're watching the drew carey show and all of a sudden they're not playing all of cleveland rocks. they're skipping like half of cleveland rocks. you're not hearing the second verse.
14:30 hey grestle, why did yeti just get timed out for 43,000 seconds? i'm not saying it was not called for by the way. at no point did i say it's uncalled for. i would just like to know. all this energy calling me! back where it comes from! it's such a smooth attitude! why do you keep standing up for yeti? you can't even see what they did.
14:58 and you're calling for their head. and worse of all, you're casting moral aspersions upon me for asking what they did! for asking what they did to get timed out. you're saying, why are you even asking? you're evil! you're evil! i'd just like to know what they did. reputation call? well, yeah, but i don't... check his profile and find out. oh, no, man. yeti underscore productions.
15:44 i can't see the messages because the messages all say this message was not delivered to chat sent by restricted suspicious user. they won't even let me see the messages anymore. that's crazy. it's like now i gotta unban just to see what the message says. but yeah, you can go like do something else because i don't think that's gonna happen today. i gotta trust matt grestin on this one. it's just message after message of pure emojis.
16:30 oh shit. give me glitterstream and we'll take pales legion later. even i can see deleted messages, get some add ons, get some chrome extensions. yeah, it's not that good out of the box, but with a couple of mods it's good. make sure you get the mods. oh, but before you get the mods, make sure you get the bright mod launcher. you don't want to get that mod launcher. first you got to jailbreak it. oh, those are pretty good machines. it's not that good out of the box, but after you jailbreak it, it's really good.
17:02 i can't believe he hasn't even installed. you're using this one? no, you don't use that one anymore. that one's old tech. use this one now. use this one now. who is this straw man? this is everybody on the internet now. all i said was get an extension. yeah, but then if i did that, you would know that it worked and you would just be like, here's some more extensions to get. i'd rather just turn my computer off and walk away. like some aoe. you know, in the settings menu, there's a fast mode. there's a fast mode.
17:37 can you turn fast mode off? it triggers my mesophonia. hey, can you put on fast mode? motherfucker, man. never fucking ends. goggy, are you having like a big week because your movie's coming out on friday? this has got to be like christmas for you, right? what movie? mandalorian versus goggy? i don't want to take seven damage. i'll use a potion. all the little chicks with the kingly kicksay.
18:34 what are we gonna do? it's time to figure out what this deck is gonna do, man. know that place kinda hard to not add with 15 cards though. chicken gaggy. newt gingrich, dead ass, sounds like grogu's dad. that's pretty funny. personally, i don't think it's good to make fun of our public servants who are selflessly
19:21 sacrificing the millions of dollars they could be making in the private industry in order to serve our interests in washington dc. he's not always not anymore. okay, let him let him up. go for it mr. canada. you guys wish you had our public servants man. i know you guys would be making freaky posts about melanie jolie. whenever you gain or spend energy deal three damage to all enemies.
20:10 i don't know, man. they're literally just jealous of interac e transfer. okay, interac e transfer is fucking awesome. you're not lying on that one. interac e transfer is amazing. and it used to be like you would, you know, someone would pay for dinner because they wouldn't split the check and then everyone would e transfer them. nowadays, you'll go to like the dentist. the dentist will be like, hey, we'd prefer if you paid us via interac e transfer. i'm like, damn, this is awesome, man.
20:48 come on, come on. give me something good! omni slash pretty good. are we gonna make a fucking run for it, lads? let's make a fucking run for it. can't earn credit card points that way, can you? no, but have you considered that our credit card points in canada suck anyway, so really no big loss? i don't want to see these. i want to see some kind of aoe attack, like that one right there. that could not have gone better.
21:33 14 you're doing 15 damage. i will do 3 damage with a niao's fury in the hopes of putting you in leapo range next time. mission fucking accomplished bro. how many a10s we've cheered? first off that's not what you said. how many a10s have we cleared? don't answer that. it's illegal for you to answer that. let's just say mayan mathematicians
22:15 are really excited about the number of times that we've cleared ascension 10. that's right, 2000 and 2012 times, yep. 2012 times already. know thy place. i know that shit felt good as fuck to say back in the day. pick this up. wait, do i just? nah, i gotta play it. gotta play it. gotta play it. gotta play it. gotta play it. yeah, i gotta play it. oh, it kills them! that's awesome! um, i'm not sure.
23:07 i'm not sure any of those cards matter to a beast like me. i don't really know what this deck does. the only thing this deck does at present is aoe, which is not sustainable, especially against bosses, but i'm not going to deny that it has a certain level of swag. i'd rather save my stars to use in the future. it's some forge out there.
23:38 i'm like ideologically opposed to the use of sovereign blade in this game. it's just like, i don't know, something about it just feels bad. like, obviously i trust the devs to have like balanced it appropriately. but when i use it, i'm always like, why did i spend 40 energy to set up a two cost attack that does 22 damage? obviously i'm missing a key piece of information somewhere.
24:15 this is huge. give me like vulnerability and an omni slice next turn. let's go crazy. i'm a different type of fella. let's set up an even better turn next time. let's not play our attacks and then play our attacks next time because we get vulnerability. i was kind of hoping to get a little bit more off of that, but so be it. i can't remember if you attack right away. just give me my zero cost attack and then give me my zero cost attack. this omni slice is doing work, man. motherfucker.
25:09 motherfucker, man! keep the change, you filthy animal. happy swag wednesday? this is like one of the least real wednesdays in the canadian calendar, man. the wednesday after victoria day is like, this is not real. this is tuesday, man. i thought it was thursday? yeah, it's all fucked up. pour one out for your canadian co workers this week, because it's all... we're all...
25:49 i mean especially with the habs win man like it's bedlam up here. how about a colorless card? i feel like a zero cost deck with panache could be the move. it could be defect level swag and then hit an early shop to get a claw or something. will you watch the world cup? unfortunately i think like almost all of the games will take place uh when i'm live and like i'm definitely not
26:24 moving any streams around to watch bosnia play switzerland. so i think that the answer is probably no. co stream could be the move. could be the move. i'm gonna, yeah, it's gonna be insane live updates. it is. but this is, i don't know, this is like the fourth world cup i've streamed during or something like that. so i'm used to it for sure. give me a charge battery so we can play more attacks. this ain't gonna be my first time around the marble, let's put it that way.
27:09 i would like some zero cost cards, please. six block transform all statuses in... okay, all statuses i pass. give me more charge battery. and then it fucking worked! the prophecy! you take claw, you take go for the eyes, and we hope to get like a scrape somewhere. and then we have a bunch of zero cost cards with panache. and like there's some stuff that can be done there. you make zap cost zero, you make dual cast cost zero.
27:45 i'm not dual casting off of this. i'd rather have the passive damage and then dual cast off it later. dual. dual cast. you know what i'm saying? metal heads? that's a skip. i'm not, i can't take another. well, fuck it man! ideally we'd remove all our basic defense and replace them with charged batteries anyway. compiledriver? i kind of hate compiledriver to be honest. i'm not saying it's bad, i'm saying i hate it. am i ever gonna play five cards in a turn? wait, i fucking am.
28:49 but it's gonna suck anyway because we're about to take 11 damage, ain't that bad? i have done a status build, thank you for asking. i really like it when it works. like a flat cannon popping off feels so good. and i mean just some of those status cards are just really strong. like the one that, keep in mind you're basically getting advice from an idiot here. so like i wouldn't try to build around this.
29:20 but the one that gives you 13 block for 1 energy and adds like 2 wounds or like 2 days into your draw pile is so good. i'm gonna chill for sure. i'd rather have a chill that doesn't exhaust because this is giving us a bunch more 0 cost cards in the long run. pantograph, insane! insane for a10. and then a 0 cost dual cast and now panache is like triggerable. we need to get some draw.
29:56 draw would go insane. obviously, glacier is an incredible card. this always happens in slay the spire. you're like, am i gonna take a card that i know is good? or am i going to just adhere exclusively to synergy and probably like ruin the run? having passive block is good. take it, man. fuck you. these guys should be elites because they piss me off. maybe we get lucky.
30:51 you know you're in trouble when you start saying shit like that. yes. 19, they're doing 20, 25. okay, okay, you can die next turn. you getting weakened makes you basically inert. okay, bro, maybe it's not so bad. i really, i wanted a beam cell at some point too, but honestly, like immediately vindicated. because this guy is a pain in the ass just like the last guys. okay, maybe some vom.
32:02 having pantograph could get us out of this jam though. that's big. go for the eyes. absolutely huge there. little passive damage. absolutely huge. oh, panache. panache, my beloved. might as well. he's literally dead. he's dead. that's draw. that's a little bit of draw. and then we don't need to rest because of pantograph. maintain control. you guys want some cookies? i think i would love to upgrade go for the eyes to provide two weak.
32:46 and then who's this guy? the kin. the kin. not that bad because we have some aoe in the form of panache. sorry, i started talking about my comfort game. i forgot i was streaming. we're back. taking no losses. you guys smoke a lot of weed on the first? wait, what day is it today? fuck. not even close.
33:33 i went on kaoshi and it literally spoiled survivor for me. so remember like, i mean it might have been like 21 minutes ago and you might not have been here but this is instructive i feel like for the rest of the audience. remember when someone said who's your pick to win survivor tonight? and i said i can't tell you because i saw the kaoshi prediction market for it two and a half months ago. that was like many jokes. humorous and one of the funniest things that's ever been said.
34:05 but also based in reality, that was based in reality. you shouldn't have gone. wait, we run these streets, man? i need to play four cards. that's not going to happen. let's just play this then. and then, okay, so that's eight damage, but a charge block could give us the energy to play five cards next turn and then do the same thing. i don't think i've ever seen charge battery consistently generate this much energy. kind of nice with it.
35:10 so i literally played the strike instead of compile driver because if i played compile driver it would have been last and you would have made fun of me. even though compile driver does more damage to a those boss popping off. no need to do a cast get the damage from panache taking a while though. i miss my uncle charles y'all. he should have been i don't know what they say to be honest but it's it appears very soulful.
35:55 long time viewer, first time chatter, favorite steely dan song. i don't really like to talk about steely dan on stream. it's a little too close to home for me. how crazy was it that map that we played? we played on ancient and counter strike and the dude said he loved steely dan and i said, oh awesome. what's your favorite steely dan song? and he couldn't name a steely dan song. like i still don't know if he just got stun locked, like his, his cortisol got spiked or if
36:21 like, he was just fucking with me or something, but not seeing like i like steely dan and that not knowing a single song is so crazy. he did get to reelin' in the years, but it took like a round and a half. it's not gatekeeping. if someone said, i'm a huge fan of x band, and you said, oh really? name one song. and they, honestly, sometimes you need people at the gate keeping so that the trojan horse don't go in.
36:58 if the trojans had better gatekeepers, that fucking horse wouldn't have made it in. but instead, they probably had someone in their ear going, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. all of a sudden, guess what? christopher nolan's in there making a movie about you. helix drill. it's a zero cost card. i love genetic algorithm too. what is my streamer talking about doug? i'm saying, in certain circumstances, you need a gatekeeper. that's why you have the gate.
37:46 now, if you see a baddie and she's wearing a nirvana t shirt, you don't have to go, hey name three nirvana songs. but if you see a dude with a big bushy beard wearing a steely dan shirt, you should at least be able to name one song by steely dan.
38:07 if you see a dude with a big bushy beard and his shirt is tucked into his pants and his pants are up really high and his belt is like it's a brown belt on jeans with like black patent leather shoes with a fucking chunky toe not a pointed toe like an italian shoe but a fucking square ass toe and he's got his phone clipped to his belt
38:32 come on, man. you gotta be able to at least name. that might be steely dan. that, yeah, you're right. that might be steely dan. i'll be honest with you, pail's wing kind of swag, but one additional card when we have panache seems like the fucking play. i can see by what you carry that you fucking come from berrytown for sure. no doubt about that.
39:00 i'm not one to look be sing it if you know the words. to look behind, i know that times must change. this is the b side, i'm sorry to say. over there in berrytown, they do things very strange. i can't hit the next note, so we'll just stop it right there. huge. i'm gonna charge in my battery. damn, a lot of fire in my laser references.
39:36 is that your favorite steely dan song? nah, but it's probably my second favorite off of pretzel logic. although sometimes, i don't know, here's one, the berrytown's number two. the only problem is i don't know what's number one. is it night by night? is it any major dude'll tell ya? there's fucking days where i'm like, it's parker's band. parker's band goes in the new saxophone sensation. it's fucking not east st. louis toodaloo. i'm gonna freak the fuck out.
40:04 i'm gonna freak the fuck out if you start talking about the, it's glamour professions, glamour professions of ayesha. the era of kazaa, you should have the canonical track list in front of you. glamour professions gaucho? yeah, my bad. i was thinking of asia. well, anyway, moving on. big fan? they're pushing the horse out of the fucking, out of the gate. no! who told me to take helix drill, man?
40:49 it doesn't do anything. i spent zero energy, so it does zero damage. you're dead, lad. yeah, i'll take another go for the eyes. ricky don't lose that number. yeah, i mean, ricky don't lose that number is a great song. i've just heard it enough that it doesn't appeal to me as much as the non single cuts. you get iron club, this run's gonna go crazy. what's iron club? iron club give you maul?
41:31 robin scherbatsky style, opon scherbatsky style. every four cards draw one. that would be pretty swag. well, no damage at least. the crystal mall. let's all go to the mall today, the crystal mall. librarian fake ball knower, but that's okay. they're trying. they got the spirit. fake mall knower. hey, that's pretty good. you guys see how bad the knicks played last night? pretty embarrassing. i turned the game off at halftime by the way. real question is,
42:26 is this a skim type situation? cost one energy. almost certain to draw at least one zero cost card. i think you have to take it. 30 gold short of 10 is pissing me off. let's fucking cut a basic, a four of each. let's cut a basic strike. purchase a skill potion. we can't rest for a while. you fucked up. now you got parker's band stuck in my head.
43:20 i've never lost with parker's band stuff in my head. i would say more important to have more frost orbs out there. missed you, nl. it's been a while since i could tune in. yo, jake, we got crazy news for you. did you know there's another jake now? by the way, i did not say you've been replaced by any stretch of the imagination. all jakes are welcome here. but there's another jake. cycling jake 77 pulled up.
44:08 i don't know, i mean they might have been around for a bit but i only became aware of their presence but maybe a few short weeks ago? see look there they are! the story of my life is quite inconsequential. my childhood was typical. bluge lessons in rangoon. in the summer we would wear meat helmets. pretty standard really. you think tiger milk is overrated?
44:52 to be honest with you nephew, i'd have to take a pretty close look at the track list. that being said, overrated is very strong language. what i would say is it ain't no if you're feeling sinister, okay? that's about as out there as i'm willing to go without looking at the track list a little bit more closely, but the hell's patient divorce about?
45:23 bro, it's in the lyrics. it's about drinking the zombie from the cocoa shell. here's a card in your draw pile. add it to your heon. yeah, i'll do this. you know why i'll do this? because we need panache against these fools asap, bro. wait, this run is actually good. oh! the other three beatles when yoko joined? oh no! okay, so i know one of the other three is jon, but who are the... no, i'm just playing. i'm just playing. who are the other two though? no, i'm just playing.
46:28 i'm just playing. i'm actually, i'm like more than chill with yoko to be honest with you. i'm more than chill with yoko. let me put it this way. if you had yoko and john over for like a dinner party when they leave, you ain't talking shit about yoko. let's put it that way. if you are, you're probably saying some shit like, yeah, but look at who she's dating. you'd probably be a little fucked up too.
47:02 you'd be like, why is he walking like that all the time? people say that about me, by the way, so i can say it about anybody. you'd be like, why is he walking so strangely? i'm gonna take a chance on this one and rest because i want to fight two elites. now this is... scrape is a must purchase card. hunai is a crazy pickup. it is awesome. jackpot's mighty interesting, man. jackpot is mighty interesting.
47:49 you gotta try. i'm very wary about thickening the deck unnecessarily, man. i think we've got a very good thing going. i don't think we need to take, well, and also this is not your fault, chad. i'm sure this card is good. but if i get this and then i lose, i'm gonna blame you. so i would rather handle it myself. i would rather do this myself so that i blame myself. three cards for panache? yeah, yeah, i know. i know of course, but i think what i wanna do is i wanna
48:27 like, viara's something. i think i want both of those. and then i think i want to cut a strike. no, i'm gonna cut a defend. no, i'm gonna cut a defend.
48:42 not that i think that decision is worth agonizing over between strike and defend, but i think that we still would like to have attacks so that kunai is easier to trigger. and then a fairy in a bottle just in case one of these elites like hard counters are built somehow. and which just to be honest, i don't know if they could, maybe they could skim first and scrape. we know that we're probably like, well, this is fucked up man.
49:22 put a double energy in the deck but don't play it. we're likely to get a potion so it made sense to me to use a potion. but, hey, panache is like an extremely core card. that's energy. we're taking no damage. i would dual cast off that and then hit your panache. a genetic algorithm out of a skill potion is funny, but i also feel like it happens all the time. i feel like mega crit. they know. they could be little trolls sometimes. yeah, we're the scythe. huge. huge.
50:08 let's glacier to get some lightning orbs if both come closer to the front. that was a really good fight, man. literally should have just dual casted, but i guess panache kills anyway. i need two orbs. i like festive popper. you know what? why not, man? super critical cost zero is rare. it must be good. now this chat, i need your help on this one. if i may, i almost feel like you go silent and then you hope the rare is assassinate.
50:43 silent cards are also zero. oh, we could get like a prepared or something like or an escape plan. oh, imagine if our common was prepared. our uncommon was escape plan and our rare was assassinate. oh baby. okay, literally this is still good. it's a one cost card that plays four cards and gives you one decks. so that's awesome.
51:17 and it exhausts, which is great. we don't really have a discard unless we drew it with like scrape, which is unlikely. that might be a skip. i mean adrenaline is like a no brainer man. then i think you would skip on that one. that's actually incredible. and venom could have been good too. i'm not gonna lie to you. but listen, the guy's annoying but let's not overthink this too much. i'm gonna skip the blade dance for now to be honest.
52:07 i could have sent it, but i'm a little scared. i think that was the right way to play it, to be honest. and then this is a hell of a turn, kind of. no appeal on the docket today, just my own sin. the walls caved in gray, the bars made. i literally, by the way, creed obviously sucks. and i apologize if you're part of the apology tour for creed that is trying to convince everybody that they're actually good just cuz you like their songs.
52:47 we don't need to get into the, you know, definition of art or whatever. but that is the one creed song that in my opinion goes hard as fuck. like he's talking about some shit that is not like real to me, but it's real to him. the dude wrote with a pen and a pad, i cry out to god seeking only his decision. gabriel stands there confirming i've created my own prison.
53:19 i'd literally rather have orb slots than one strength and one decks. yeah, man. never do that again. what's your problem with my impression of creed?
53:37 and then in the bed, because that bridge is also kind of good. and i say, oh. and then we got mark, what's his name? mark tremoni in the background. so i hold my head up high, body aching so they're ply. and i said, oh, give me my. i held captive out from the sun. sun that shines on only some. they were kind of cooking with that one.
54:09 i'm not fucking with creed but they were kind of cooking with that one. i was staring at the popcorn bucket a little too long. i ain't crazy for that one. you gotta play your frantics. this deck is only gonna work if you play your frantics. keep this fella out here.
54:38 where's the youtube update or the youtube upload when you need it for skipping q underscore q dual gg. you're a partner streamer, so i'm going to mind my own tongue. this isn't slime stream. okay. we're we, yeah, we were throwing all the branches out here. okay. you got to know i take it as an insult. you might not have meant it as an insult, but i take it as an insult that you're like the shit that you're saying right now is really boring. i wish i could skip it. cause i think honestly you might say that's not what i meant. well, it's what you wrote.
55:05 my reading level is like at the 10th grade level. so i understand when i read a sentence, i know what it means. you basically said you're boring or annoying right now. i wish i could skip this part. i take offense. i take personal offense to that. it would have at least felt better if you said this part is kind of annoying. not going to lie. that would have been ok. i would have been like, yeah, it's annoying. i'm a bad singer singing a bad song. that makes perfect sense. you know, we're not so different, you and i. what do you want them to say now? what i want them to say now is whatever they feel unvarnished by
55:48 supposed popular decorum. bad song? well, i gotta think about it. i gotta think about that. i'm not sure. i did say it's the best creed song but that doesn't automatically mean it's good. i want them to say, oh, they have kept the valve from the sun. sun that shines on only sun. chip gets creed in a stim rotation and it's over.
56:23 imagine he goes to texas and gets like really into morgan wallen somehow. or shaboozy. what? don't get me wrong, one is worse for us than the other. imagine he comes back and he starts saying shit like, um, i'm pouring up another shot of whiskey. everybody in the club getting tipsy. wait, maybe that would actually be kind of awesome. now that i think about it, maybe that would be incredible.
56:52 i think i agree. i think he would fucking vibe with shaboozy based on the one shaboozy song i know, which is the same as the one shaboozy song that everybody knows. i'm assuming. well, this fool is obviously dead, man. country chiblee would play pretty well. i have a theory about country music. i think it's easier to sing well when you have a twang because the twang gives you more space to play with the note. that's i with god. i'm not saying all country singers are bad. i'm saying it's easier to be a quote unquote good singer if you sing country.
57:34 you hear me sigh after i drank that? i'm so sick of having takes, man. wait! every four cards you play draw a card! it's exactly what you fucking told me would make the run pop off! wag, bro. also we have pantograph. this one's gonna make me lonesome when it fucking goes, man. let's see if we can get an early panache. no early panache. let's hit him with the compile driver so we can draw two and maybe get a panache. of such luck.
58:20 hi enel, i'm on my rum springa and i'm spending it here, thank you. that's an interesting thought, i don't know what i would do if i were on rum springa. so i'm not here to say you're doing it wrong. how'd you find out about the stream? good question. hey, leave them alone, okay? they're on vacation, i think. i don't know, or is it like a pilgrimage? is rum springa like a summer vacation or is it like, you know, is it like deeply religiously significant? i honestly don't know.
59:03 i think we pass, our deck's looking good. damn, we all got doormaker too? with a pretty thick deck? that's not so bad. the question is, are we really gonna hit the button until it hits a strike or a defend? or are we just gonna let them take? cuz what else? i don't want it to take anything else, man. i honestly think we just let it go. you don't know how many times it would have taken to get a strike or a defend. shit, let's go.
59:48 oh shit, the party just started bro! party ended 90 minutes ago but he's still here. no town has ever been run more than we're running this town right now. if that had been a zero cost card you literally would have been dead. you know what littera no no no uh... cause an innate card is good cause it's innate but it also takes the space of one other card, right? so it is one quarter of a card for the mall but
1:00:56 i gotta think about it. i gotta think about it. capacitor? oh, you might be onto something. capacitor with the frag. worth a shot. drumstick putting in nice work. when was the last time you had a drumstick? the ice cream man. been a long ass time for me, i'm not gonna lie. they even have them in... this is one of those things i always assumed came from the united states of america, but it could be canadian, i don't know. not to flatter myself, or my country i should say.
1:01:40 we can absorb six damage here. we can absorb another six damage. huge scrape. five damage ain't nothing, man. an actual drumstick? no, no, no. like a... oh, it's from nestle? well, that... i guess you probably have that there, huh? the ice cream with the peanuts on the outside? my dad used to get a drumstick like any time we were at a convenience store. also, i mean, not to bring back a really, really old bit that i stand by,
1:02:23 you know the trump tweet that's like, i've never seen a skinny person drinking diet coke? i'm not saying you have to hand it to him. i'm just saying, do you remember the tweet? ice cream is skinny coated. i don't have anything that i have no authoritative source to base it on. but like there are some foods that make you fat, but the people who eat them the most are skinny. the skinniest guy you've ever seen eats like half a quart of ice cream every single night.
1:02:56 his diet is like just like a baloney sandwich and ice cream. and he will fix any machine that breaks in your house. there's something about it, man. i don't know. yeah, automation is big. honestly, the most and i mean this is a compliment. the most helpful chat ever is, is when i'm in a shop. because other way if it weren't for you, i would literally just be removing strikes and defense even with a 32 card deck.
1:03:38 on youtube, i never look at the rares. like the rare colorless cards that are in the shop, i'm not paying 200 bucks for this. are you insane? it's never going to happen, man. we do need our claws to scale a little. no, no, no, because we just do all of our damage via panache. i think the focus makes sense. claws are like a nice to have, not a necessary. fuck it, bro. let's take another capacitor. don't risk it. youch.
1:04:26 every 10 cards you draw gain energy. so insane, man. he likes jackie. let's use a potion here. i would like to have some block. oops. good supercritical use. so limelina, the fight is going to be over in like two turns. would you rather wait till it never comes back around to get no energy out of it? or would you rather play a get one quarter of a draw and maybe get a little bit of energy out of it? type fast. yes. 42,000.
1:05:11 300. magresta did the math for me earlier. he just got yeti'd. it's 43,200 not 42,300. okay, that's an extra 900 seconds on me. you get 15 minutes of reprieve. keep the change. you're right. keep the change would have gone fucking hard there. damn, some shit like keep the change would have gone crazy.
1:05:52 but man, we could add supercritical in our discard pile there. you are too car fuck it, you could win the run for us. let's add you, man. one curse to oh shit, you're so real! chad, you're kind of the goat here. one curse to make adrenaline not exhaust is fucking nutty. and then maybe it's time. maybe it's time to get one claw to help our scaling. alright, we might have to think a little bit here. it would be so ironic after saying this is the easiest boss.
1:06:35 to then lose to it. fuck it, i'm playing everything we got, man. oh shit, echo form? honestly, i would hate to be timed out for 42,000 seconds right now, because like, typing pog would go so hard right now. you could have been part of the solution instead of part of the problem. i would love to type pog right now. i know you're punching your wall. i was gonna say some fucked up shit. i was gonna say your neighbor's gonna ask you to keep it down. i was gonna imply you had a shared wall with a neighbor, which is not even bad. like, we obviously need more housing, but...
1:07:18 like it's just that's why i didn't say it because it was too far. but this shit is going to get exhausted. but this is good. here's my doormaker tutorial, okay? play your shitty cards on the turn that he exhausts. so panache is a power. you don't mind that it exhausts. your defense, you're happy to not see them anymore. probably throw one claw out there just because you can. i mean we're still going to take a hit here. i'll throw one charge battery and a claw out there. now next turn we can't draw.
1:07:59 that ain't nothing but a peanut man. what did i double up on? automation? you need this. it makes this better. not that it can even draw now that i think about it. could be worse. could be worse. now, when you play cards, it's going to make other cards more expensive. we honestly, for a beast like me, i want to double up on charge batteries so we take no damage. our zero cost cards still cost zero. i think you double up on defrag. that way,
1:09:02 you don't exhaust the adrenaline. you probably exhaust it anyway now that i think, you know, you still don't. we want to take as little damage as possible. double up on the defrag, gets you a draw. do we mind exhausting our claws? the question is going to be how are you going to kill if you exhaust the claws? you might say panache, but there's the problem with panache is there's going to be turns where i don't have draw orbs. it's a good point.
1:09:43 how are we looking on defense? very little defense. but okay, let me think about this. this is tough. i still think this is tricky. you definitely don't mind losing the strikes. that's a given. but do you want to play a charge battery? i think we want to see what we draw. and are we going to dump our claws? i mean honestly, my end game
1:10:19 i would really love if the end of this was just like, the only card in my deck is adrenaline. and then i play adrenaline and then maybe an adrenaline and a compile driver, if i still have it. so then i play adrenaline, draw a compile driver, play compile driver, draw adrenaline, play adrenaline, draw a compile driver, etc, etc. or skim, skim would work too. it is still in there. we know we're gonna do that.
1:10:56 i'd really like, like right now we're taking 24 damage. no, right now we're taking 15 damage. this would mean we take five, but it would take a block out of our deck, but we'll get more glacier in the... okay, bootstrap your block right now, because we'll have more frost from now till the end of time. play a claw that is our worst scaler, so we get a draw, play this card, and then look at it again.
1:11:29 28, we're taking 13. do you want to exhaust an adrenaline? you'll draw two cards. i think you pass on this one. we are taking 11 as well. now this is so important. we have echo form. i think above all else, we need a full suite of frost orbs. one lightning orb would be so okay for a guy like me. because now on turns where we have zero block,
1:12:10 we'll be generating 42 block via aura, kalkum and frost orbs. can't draw anyway, but double panache. i think we don't play a chill. we need the extra damage because we've exhausted so many attacks. and our next card would give us energy, so let's not play defend. first card gets played twice. the double skims kind of crazy, but it will draw super critical.
1:13:04 at least lets us have, oh shit, hits one time. i guess i did play a bunch of zero cost cards or one cost cards. we really want to play claw on a turn in which it doesn't exhaust. let's draw. adrenaline doesn't exhaust, but it does make things more, oh, but it doesn't make zero cost cards more expensive. scrape and draw all of your zero cost cards and then get another zero cost card.
1:13:52 three cards triggers two panashes, which is 28 damage. should also do 24 damage. i gotta think about it. i'd love to save the fire potion for the test subject number one. if i play three cards, you start with this. it does 24, you go to 71. you put this out there, you're on 71. you put this out there.
1:14:29 you take 28, you go to 43, and then you take 7, leaving you on 36. and next turn we draw. surely next turn we have easily enough to play enough cards to kill you. so yes, i think it's... we could even... we need five more? fuck it, you could go in right now, bro. you could ruin the fella's life immediately. okay? and then you heal off of the pantograph.
1:15:06 okay, now you gotta use your nog in a bit. ideally, this dude would die before he can even attack. our powers bulk up, i would say probably worth, cuz we'll get capacitors anyway. and then it drew into panache, holy shit, holy shit. two cards away from drawing, unfortunate, but we're two away from panache, we hold that lightning orb, okay. and no echo form, so it doesn't matter what you play first.
1:15:53 probably capacitor, glacier. you gotta play adrenaline when it shows up. let's get through this fella. one more. you're so close. i mean, we're taking three damage, which is meaningless. but whatever the debuff is could be annoying. you're taking five. fire potion doesn't kill you, so we chill. i would really like to see our other capacitor, man. oh, there it is.
1:16:45 uh, can i i would just like to... just like to play, um... i can't get to draw. i could play this, but it doesn't get me to draw. now, this dude, he hits so fucking hard! but that's okay, because we're gonna get go for the eyes anyway. because we're gonna get go for the eyes anyway. guys, we might actually... i'm entertaining the thought that we might actually have won this. another zero cost draw goes crazy. you need it. you need it.
1:18:00 how many zero cost cards do we have here? a lot. a lot for sure. wait, but you're gonna get broken here. so what do we want to play on this turn? we'd like to play our claws. this doesn't kill you unless panache kills you, which it did. that's okay. that's okay. i think you just simmer off this. the weakness is insane. it's a zero cost card. it's a zero cost card. there's many zero cost cards. at the very least,
1:18:49 i mean, we're gonna get our decks going like crazy, man. fuck it, let her rip. and our claws! our claws are fucking scaling as well. i really don't care to maximize the damage we do while you're in intangible. one more frost orb, draw some more cards, get another claw out there. holy frick, decks. there's no way. you can't kill me. you can't kill me. it simply cannot come to pass. look at the damage we're doing. we draw off this, play that. no more draws incoming.
1:19:40 release the fairy dude, you know what? i'll do it. i'll do it. that's out if you're not willing to do that you're not a real gamer if you're not willing to do that. i know you're saying the ev is imbalanced though it's an asymmetric risk. oh, buddy. we're using e sins now you're behind the times i'm afraid also toss the fire potion. well, here's the it's it's i
1:20:21 swag to throw away the fairy, but it's swag to kill a boss with the fire potion. i don't know how to explain it, but those are the rules. like killing the ascension 10 boss with the fire potion is... oh, he died to ganesh! no! oh! hey, that was awesome though. hey, we actually have an a10 victory, man. and i think i did the easy part.
1:20:52 3,000 damage. holy shit. i did the easy part. chad did the hard part of keeping me on task at those shops and with the upgrades. i appreciated that. i would never have taken automation if it weren't for chat. anyone remember the username of the chatter i destroyed? slash user. it was like ellie something. we can bring them back. no, they might be gone forever. it's not let's get high. let's get high has never done anything. oh, they're still here.
1:21:44 mmm. i don't know. they did call me a larva for saying glamour profession was on asia way but then they said here's the thing that okay now going through your logs i'm actually getting more pissed off because you're making jokes that are like do you know john choi? so you're like a chiblee chatter, but a type a churlish chiblee chatter is that's not a good phenotype. that's not a good phenotype you're supposed to be a silly joker like bamba. i
1:22:15 you can't be type a because the fact that there were type a chatters like you, and i'm not saying it is you, but like you, that you resonate with, that you have the same energy of. because of you, chiblee doesn't play the iron shot anymore, which is actually better for everybody because he plays games that are like more his style. but either way, you did some damage to his mental health. your timeout has been removed.