Forge 1 favors the bold (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:00 slate aspire to you're gonna see uh toy story 5 in theaters i don't know bro because i got a pg rating like is anyone else like the mpaa is fucking on one lately how does toy story 5 get a pg rating is the g rating just dead let me know in the comments below uh let's try let's try the regent ascension 10 man silver crucible you don't some decisions require thought and some don't silver crucible doesn't require thought get venerated upon
0:40 they had to make it pg because woody's bald. yeah, but what's the... like, i get... i'm also bald. but i guess i'm asking like, what are you taught? like, you're just trying to get a rise. but why would that be... like, babies are bald too. i'm pretty sure the boss baby got a g rating if i had to guess. i'd be surprised if it didn't. this one's tough for me, man. supermassive and then forcing card creation might go crazy though. but also, i mean, forge 13?
1:12 and then gaining an energy next turn to play the sovereign blade might be kind of crazy. sounds mighty interesting. mighty interesting. that's 23 damage. and then the best potion of all time gives us 12 block. okay, gives us 7 block. and then a card we can't play which is pretty standard. no attacks, which is interesting. we'll definitely play a sovereign blade. no attacks is crazy though.
2:04 what the fuck, he's live? how many times do i have to tell you? wo bu shou, wo bu shu mei guo ren. wo bu shu mei guo ren. of course i'm live on memorial day. wo bu shou mei guo ren. i don't know what that means. i am not american. i am not an american person. very important for one of the first phrases i learned for a reason. because if i ever find myself over there, i'm gonna be using, i'm gonna have that on a t shirt.
2:44 i'll take the easy way out on this one. i want... honestly, let's go a little esoteric. give me a dark shackles, man. keep me alive. i don't know, you look pretty american to me. you could literally be banned for saying that. i'm too honest to do it, but you could be you could literally be i'm not even trolling you. you could be banned for saying that. made him lose 9 strength when he was asleep, man. got bit by a damn mosquito. motherfucker. motherfucker, man.
3:38 i'm honestly impressed that i got what you were trying to say. okay, but the way you've written that sentence, not to correct your english, but the way that you've written that sentence is you made it seem like you were impressed with your hearing. you made it, you didn't, it didn't sound like you're saying, i am impressed that you learned enough mandarin to express that you are not american. you made it sound like your hearing is so good that even though i'm so fucking busted,
4:12 you could still make out what it was. you know what? we don't need a knockout blow. we don't need any of this ship, but we'll take patter because it's upgraded anyway. crazy message, man. yeti, that's a really funny message, but that's crazy. anyone want to drop the order of these enemies in chat? 4123. thank you, 4123. i can do that. 4123. 4123. next turn, we play the sovereign blade because we're going to have more energy to work with.
5:12 by a little bit. depends on the deck. i'm sick of people saying it depends, man. give me some universal truths. sovereign blade does 36. damn. well, in that case, i think we should just fucking kill you, bro. the strongest lad. i know someone in chat is gonna say some shit about the eldest boy. you're done? you're done? that actually went completely fine. and tiny mailboxes kind of swag.
6:19 now the question is, do you cosmic indifference the blade back into your hand? or do you glitter stream with the excess energy you have from playing refined blade? or am i putting way too much weight on the effect of like a single common? i don't know man. i only came for two days of playing. this era of every stim being a will smith lyric has got to stop. it's absolutely got to end.
6:55 we should use both potions on this fight. the smith, damn. well, alright. whenever you play a card this turn, gain one strength. eight, we don't need this. manifest authority is insNLy good though. then we'll probably rest. these are better potions. how ironic would it be to see will smith as neo versus agent smith? i literally can't picture it. the wachowskis are really lucky that will smith said no.
7:37 or i don't know, maybe they were kind of on their goat shit. maybe hard to fucking conceptualize. what if, and i'm asking you to suspend all this belief, what if the matrix would have been better if it had will smith in it as neo? i'm not saying it would have been, i'm suggesting what if it would have been. yeah, we're not gonna be doing that obviously. probably smack the shit out of you next turn.
8:27 i would like to play... did i already make you lose 9 strength? let's play the top 3 cards of our draw pile, bro. put every rare into your hand. every rare is none cards, so that's cool. you can easily take no damage and then maybe set up for a better attack next turn. bring back the sovereign blade next time.
8:58 bring back the sovereign blade. we want to do 15 damage to you this turn for sure. even if we take a little. you gotta bring him on home. you know what i'm talking about? okay, we need to set up. we need to be able to do enough damage to kill you in two turns. and we can only do 15 per turn. so this turn we would like to do 8 damage probably and put up as much block as possible. we can't do 8 damage without doing 23 damage.
9:30 we will instead do 23 damage and take 10 and apologize for our words and our deeds. and then this turn i gotta fucking do 21, mate. it's not gonna happen. it's too risky for me, man. i'd rather take 4 damage than risk taking unblocked damage on this turn and dying forever. way too risky for me. whenever you attack an enemy, it loses one strength this turn. summon 4th is kind of what we're building towards, i think.
10:17 very interesting. very, very interesting. i think you just don't play summon 4th on this turn. and then... the stall goes crazy here. you lose a bunch of strength. playing one block is nutty for us. it's just like a sovereign blade. bring back sovereign blade next turn. and then... i think i, honestly, i spend some stars to just hurt you.
11:07 and then we get sovereign blade fucking back, and my dream would be to use it to fucking beat your ass. did it wrong, y'all? well, we could still beat your ass pretty well. and then put you in a position where we beat your ass next time. and then we gotta do be nice to have one extra energy to do it. still pretty good, i think. we only gotta do 13 damage. wrong. almost played the wrong card.
11:42 motherfucker, i'm gonna get my fucking ass kicked on this turn, man! left him alive with one like a fool. this is the card i fucking needed to kill you. in your hand this year. orbit seems like it could work well for us. i'm talking like i'm in season one of the devil's plan, y'all. you ever see it? pretty good. pretty interesting show. yes, sir? didn't realize people hated orbit, man. orbit went crazy? i thought he added a certain...
12:24 unique cooperative element to a competition show. fuck the end of season two. yeah, i mean the show's dead to me because of everything that happened at the end of season two. but wait, check this out. hard that's actually good. whatever, i got plating. leroy jenkins if he had plating. 39 damage while you're vulnerable. crazy tech. and then orbit fucking popped and then bring back the sovereign blade. what's your take on the jail in the devil's plan?
13:15 i don't know if this is the take you're asking for, but i actually think it could be kind of a vibe. i think like hanging out in a room with a bunch of single beds and like all your homies are there and you're wearing the same clothes, i honestly think it could be kind of fun. i mean i get that you only get to eat rice or whatever, but at least you're with your crew. your orbit triggers next time. did you just take a shot of whiskey? yeah, i'm on my shaboosie arc. i'm going a little shaboosie with it. this is the easiest fight on a10 i've ever had against this guy, man.
14:01 i mean, this is gonna sting a little bit for sure, but...
14:05 remind me how season two ended. i don't want to ruffle any feathers in the online korean community, but if i remember correctly, all the biggest alliance just voted out the smallest alliance one by one for like 10 weeks in a row. and then at the end in the 1v1, the one lady just said, i don't really mind if you win and just kind of threw so that the other guy could win.
14:33 which made the whole show feel, you were like, why did i watch this? i watched my favorite contestants get eliminated over and over and over every single week with no possible comeback mechanic. and then in the finals they were just like, basically one lady resigned. cards is very interesting, man. you should do it. one person said it, let's do it, man. i trust you. i love this motherfucking dragon, bro. pale's tears is so insane.
15:19 the fens are goopy. a lot of them are going to be exhausted. drawing one additional card is crazy, but pale's tears goes nuts, man. it goes ass to grass on the squat for sure. which pumaguir? probably this first. then do you go straight into the sovereign blade? yeah, you go straight into the sovereign blade. only need to transform one of them. let's do some damage.
16:26 all right, sorry, i forgot to save one energy because of the pale's tears. no more tears. remember that, ozzy osbourne? generals gathered in their masses, just like witches with fat asses. scrub a dub a burn burner. honestly, well, first off, there's nothing i can do to stop you. i don't really give a fuck if you run away with manifest authority. i mean, it's a great card, but i don't need it.
16:59 i don't think we need a second summon forth either. forge was getting pretty, ah, but then you could really get it whipping around, man. i'll lose ten. one cost orbits crazy. i don't mind this fella. start each combat confused? sovereign blade is not drawn except after the first time, so i don't think that's worth taking the snekko eye, but it's tempting. i don't mind starting with four block. one extra energy now and then. i mean, honestly,
17:40 we're probably gonna rest anyway. i feel like this isn't that bad. i feel like, i feel like kind of all of these are actually pretty good. fucks up our next shop, but i think that was fine, man. kind of sucks ass, but i mean doesn't really do double damage, does it? i guess i'll just weaken you to take four damage off. i miss slaughter, knot and black jacket. don't worry, they're coming back. black jacket actually might come back, but i,
18:38 slaughter not, i want those coming back around. slaughter not might not make it back. it's just so hard to play a sovereign blade, man. it's going to the big farm upstairs. isn't it upstate? i mean, i guess there could be a farm upstairs, like an ant farm or something, but it's upstate. did you type upstate and i read it wrong? before i banned you?
19:25 you don't have upstates? we have upst honestly, you know what blew my mind? two things. finding out that new york is the only state that has an upstate and also new york is the only state that has tri state. as a canadian i rebuke this. outside of the city is upstate in every state and the three states that are adjacent are tri state areas.
19:56 i forgot what i was, this goes on top of my draw pile. we want to have sovereign, but sovereign blade doesn't do like any damage to you, whatever. we can still like beat that ass, look at this. you've never said anything truer in your life? maybe true, maybe true man, for all i know, maybe true. does any state other than illinois have a down state? i'm just, i'm not the type of fella to be qualified to answer upon that. i did say one time that food goes crazy when you're hungry.
20:53 i did say that. i didn't invent that but i did say it once. you wanna hitcha? summon fourth? honestly, we have no aoe. we should hitcha. yeah, we have no aoe whatsoever. we did not do pale's legion. we're gonna get our ass beat, man. this is a peak guards type situation. i don't think i've ever seen you live long enough to cast your spell that buffs you.
21:43 sovereign blade comes back. wait, i thought we were cooked, but actually this is completely fine. our deck is still pretty good. you always play a sovereign blade. bring it back. you play your sovereign blade and then you bring it right back. and i say, ooh, love it when you suck me like that. and then this gives us extra energy. now, would we rather have more energy next turn or a better sovereign blade? we'd rather have more energy next turn. might have to go in on you.
22:38 might as well, man. might as well. and then we simply must kill you. we must patter and then summon forth. this does 58 damage! honestly, cloak of stars could be what we need here. 17 gold in the shop? i don't... should we... only because you guys are here am i gonna see what we could have had. furnace? i don't think it's forged, but i don't think it's what we're really looking for. i do think a shockwave would be nice, but
23:16 otherwise, i'm not feeling too bad. lantern's good too, obviously, but we kind of have a pseudo lantern in fake venerable tea set if you don't think about it too hard. eternal feather? damn, campfires are op, man. we have no aoe! we have no aoe, bro! so what do you want me to do? because i have no fucking aoe. we should start by playing an early orbit. summon fourth? legit, bro. two of these pass the turn.
24:11 we don't create like any cards. we're gonna ruin your life. did this wrong? or did we? maybe we did, maybe we didn't. energy back, five block, more energy for next turn. literally chilling. you're cooked. summon fourth. a card of extreme import. 18 damage coming out here. motherfucker man. i think you still get working on him.
25:01 i need to save energy. i hate to do this cuz we'll have no stars with which to generate plays on. nah, man, you know what you do? you don't play falling, you don't play guards. take your damage and don't play guards. troy do have a star potion, does 25 damage, does 35 damage. now this is like a be careful who you call ugly in middle school situation. we'd rather temporarily knock you out, then get the vigor for next time. draw sovereign blade.
25:46 even better, draw, summon forth, does 43 damage, refine it, sovereign blade, summon forth, sovereign blade. okay, okay, okay, okay. they could gather light. what, why are they over there, man? the hell are they doing over there? shine, could be. no, wimby, if you haven't been paying attention.
26:32 victor if you're nasty. one of these for sure. definitely want a sovereign blade. want to weaken your ass. want to smack you. we would rather play a defense. i can live with this. don't need to use a block potion on it. shy is a fraud. a guy who hasn't seen dune ii. yeah, i think you're gonna want to wait till you see dune ii before you say something you regret. i think you're gonna want to wait until you see dune ii.
27:13 you skipped two stars? young pupstoner, stampede pales, legion, bro. what are you doing out here? we hit you for 34, of course. tragic news for you? indubitably. what are we drawing here? fairly likely to kill you. that helps. oh shit, you died of the fucking potion that i already fed you, idiot.
27:50 i have to think about this because this is going alright, man. what made you want to run sovereign blade? literally the first card reward i got, the best option was... ...uh... ...forged. and i said, let's fucking send it, man. let's do this shit. i think... i think i pass. i think i pass. i don't have the star economy. what about your create cards power? literally should be removed from my deck rather than... ...uh, like, accommodated. should be removed from my deck. should not be here. mistakes were made. literally better...
28:44 who just hit you? you're doing 8 damage, i have 8 block. this is perfect. could be used as a coaster for my drink. oh shit. you're not wrong though. probably just kill you. 18 damage on the field. we have fake aura calcum so we have 6 block. we could also fuck him up man. i think that's alright. this leaves us with 1 energy. why not man? why not? i can't believe we haven't gotten to play orbit yet. sovereign blade comes back.
29:41 you're doing 24 damage, which is a lot, but not so much that we can't do. our deck is good. our deck is actually good. this sucks though. this is why you have potions, bro. i mean, twice as much energy, but two strikes is the same cost and that's the best way to do nine damage to you when our strikes only do six. you know what i'm saying? orbit's about to go, might as well hit you. might as well play a venerate, go next turn.
30:25 it's good but it's not a10 good. i mean you might be right about that. we'll fucking see about that but you might be right about that. look at that. mogged? never mind, i thought that was gonna kill you. ummmmm. bring this back. take no damage. only one enemy, we roast them man. first day in the gta, i'm canada maxing. get a jamaican beef patty. could be the move. fuck it, let's whip it around. could be the move man. could be the move. mean sacrifice plus better forging.
31:08 i'm not that impressed with you so far. i mean, you're good, but then you evaporate. you just go for a better forge. sadly, no, it doesn't, the falling star does not increase weekend. would be a vibe for sure. yes, dude was not about dundas square. it was about the jamaican patty. okay, dundas square, ain't that where they got the, there's probably an earl's or something there, right? there's a future shop, right? isn't that like the, that's where the most,
31:55 important future shop to the canadian economy is, i love this. i love this. i don't want to take a bunch of damage. the hell's a future shop? you guys aren't ready for that down in america. you still rocking with a best buy? one of those, bring it on back now for the next turn. the 54 damage. you're taking a turn off, huge mistake. definitely want this. definitely want that. a frantic, a strike, and then a patter. oh, we had more. patter to set up our next attack.
32:52 no future shop anymore, now it's a whataburger? what happened to our country, man? they done turned the future shop into a whataburger. when the canadian electronics chain gets replaced with an american fast food burger, i'm not gonna lie, best buy might clear future shop. once they brought back best buy to canada, if you, there was, the riocan center in kingston had a future shop and a best buy, i was routinely going to the best buy instead, but you know, that was pre elbows up.
33:28 and my classic future shop story is that a salesman, when i was 12, i went in for a usb cable because i bought a printer. the printer was $9.
33:39 and i was like, that's an awesome deal. and then the rub was that it came with no fucking cable. so i went back to future shop to get a cable and the guy was like, yeah, you definitely want the gold plated usb cable. cuz the fidelity on the data is even better cuz it's gold. and i was like, okay, that sounds good. she was $50, man. and then he got me on commission.
34:02 i understand as a salesperson you have to, you know, you make your living on commission a little bit but off of like a little 12 year old kid buying a usb cable for his printer? it wasn't conflict avoided. people didn't know back then, man. people didn't know. rope probably made like $350 on commission from me. best buy doesn't do commission. that's why they're the goats, man. maybe. i don't know. they might've done some fucked up stuff for all i know. i'm gonna take a chance on this frantic escape.
34:45 although that's true, there might be so much gold in that. maybe we could have turned a profit or maybe we still could if i hadn't thrown it in the garbage at some point. okay, this is where the fuck is my sovereign blade bro? shit is doing 71 damage. let's forge on that right away. damn, this might be tight. i live. i still live.
35:31 come on, man. where's my sovereign blade? oh, it's fucking here. and it does 91 damage to you and you do zero damage to me and i'm not getting eaten this turn, which means buddy, you are in for a fucking rude awakening, motherfucker. next turn, next turn, there's no guarantee. we should have really used our flex potion to guarantee the kill. fuck it, bro. forget pales legion. we got to hang in here. an attack, my lord? yeah, okay. i mean,
36:08 not my favorite use of the flex potion, but it gets the job done. you know what? just give me a big bang. it's very easy to put into the deck. it did seven. yeah, call me when it does six, man. you may cook at rest sites. so i also kind of huge here. look, anything, actually our rest sites are already so good. what if we could get tent, man? what if we could get tent and then use it on one campfire?
36:50 if you get 10, we'd go crazy because resting also gives us a ton of hp and 2 potions and we heal every time we go to the campsite to begin with. holy fuck! extra energy for next turn? yeah, and if you don't, well then we'll fucking get something, man. it's okay he has a biology degree, it's natural he can't count. i can count to $7.99, you're giving me a month engineer. how do you feel about that? don't let your feelings get hurt. don't type, i could easily can't. don't let your feelings get hurt, it's beneath you.
37:33 and don't type some shit like i'm actually not a sub. i know that but i thought of the fucking, i thought of the comeback before i saw that you had the no badge next to you. hang on, the thinker. three energy gets us orbit. good enough man, i'll live with that. then you get pales legion off this anyway. six energy, holy shit. refine me and then this is like the perfect amount of cards. it turned into decent blocks.
38:19 bring back the sovereign blade. now we gotta beat your ass this turn for sure. sovereign blade does exist. we're not really beating your ass though. we're hitting you slightly. we need to play our forges faster and it's gonna sting a little bit. music sounds like that one scene from patton. you mean the one where he says, i don't care if you're neuro divergent, i need you to go to war? campfires man, you'll gain it that huge.
39:21 absolutely enormous. and we get it off that. 12 potions. don't take a curse. take a flyer. oh! tra la la la la la la la la la! tra la la la la la! regen and buffer's insane. double orbit. we don't have enough draw to support that. we need more draw. double sovereign blade! i am invincible!
39:51 i have no holes, i am invincible. wait, wait, okay, hear me out, man. can i, i'd like to actually take that second orbit now in hindsight or what have you. because now i actually think we could just bring it, use it, bring it back, use it, bring it back, use it, bring it back, use it, bring it back, use it, bring it back. well, obviously you need this. it has to be played. i would like to take as little damage as possible. so this has to be played. you're doing 21 damage.
40:27 we need a little bit of block. i've also like pails lanchen. we don't we can we can forge later. let me just taste here we can forge later. lil wayne same shit different day. 21 damage twice. 31 damage twice. fuck it bro. 51 damage twice. oh shit. oh shit. well this goes first but lil wayne next sts class could be huge man.
41:11 imagine if they put lil wayne in the game, so there's not much reason to play defend after the buffer potion, but you get the idea. that's an awfully sane, sovereign plane. we do need to draw anyway.
41:36 you know the fake type a's go insane every time you leave energy on the table? i know now they're typing shit like i fucking killed a dude in that one with a two cost card and they went rip pales tears bro i thought the goal of the game is to fucking kill the enemies. they don't like they're not real type they're like ascension eight andes that are like what are you doing they're just typing question marks
41:55 because it's fucking what we're doing is so fucking advanced that to them it appears akin to magical spells they can't possibly comprehend it. they think we're speaking gibberish when we are casting magics with a k from a book that has human flesh as the cover. i would like to transform two cards horrific results for us, but whatever give me easier to justify on that. okay, bro we cook on them get rid of both curses. i don't know what they're doing over there. i
42:40 never know what they're doing. whoa, anchor and fake anchor? i'll get rid of these two. i know they're upgraded. i don't give a damn. 11 hp for a relic or royal poison heal to full. definitely 11 hp for a relic. the relic, of course. first time you spend stars each turn, gain one strength. not really what our run does, but i'm not gonna be upset about that. give me extra energy next turn. mega rare relic.
43:30 the thing that should not be but is type shit is what you're saying to me? now this is where things get very interesting. sword sage, very important. falling star, yeah why not man? orbit please. no orbit. orbit. it's gonna be a... a guards. it's gonna be the greatest guards of all time. save your energy to get pale's legion cooking. please remove pillars of creation on your next cook. no guarantees.
44:29 no guarantees. no guarantees young pup. get this trash out of here. get this garbage out of here. literally gives us energy back. and then 52 damage twice. 58 damage twice. throw out your gold teeth and see how they roll. i don't think we're taking this. i think we're chilling man. oh, in a shop. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
45:17 if you duplicate sword sage, does that make the motherfucker go four times? no? bryce? bryce could still okay, you're right. i never look at the cards. parry does seem good as fuck. bryce... still fucking. still seems fucking good. the other thing, who we fighting? the queen and the dura maker? something interesting about if you duplicate the orbit, does the orbit keep the draw? like, does the second one have the draw?
46:01 enchantment on it as well. i do that, that i'm so starved for draw. the energy probably will not always be useful but... fuck it bro, i know it seems crazy but um... honestly, you need all the hp you can get on ascension 20 and then try to dodge like any enemies that actually do anything. reading the card explains the card. read the fucking card people when they encounter a situation where, well that one... you just gotta remember that. fucker man. what's going on down here?
46:48 we're already taking no damage. i think i'd rather have one of these. where did the music go? this guy's too scary for music. too scary to have music. have you seen the steely dan 2000 live dvd? they're interviewing an audience member who's talking about how much they love steely dan and i swear to god he looks just like you circa 2013. i look the same now as i did in 2013. so what's the... i guess i kind of don't understand how that could be different.
47:40 so he looks the same as i look now 13 years later is what you're saying. i'm gonna have to get this dvd, huh? librarian, god gives his toughest test to his strongest soldiers or whatever, okay? wait, you're eating dirt on this one, bro. oh, i really thought it would give me 10 block, or 20 block i should say, but you ain't stealing no more? yeah, well, daddy don't work in that new york city no more, but he still gets the big piece of chicken. you know what i'm talking about? anyone here know what i'm talking about at all?
48:18 kind of? yeah, yeah, it's a chris rock joke, exactly. it is indeed a chris rock joke. as much as cooking seems like it might make sense... well, you don't need to dump that yet, but i think we need full hp and also we want to have better potions. strength is not that useful for us. weak and vulnerable could be way more valuable, i think, man.
48:45 we have no multi hitters. i can't help but feel like more weakness gives us a better chance to keep us alive. why did everybody hate chris but love raymond? so the title of everybody hates chris is a riff on everybody loves raymond. it's not like the shows came out at like the same day or whatever. like the second one is a reference to the first one. so it's like you're basically making the joke that chris made.
49:17 which is a joke, the first joke of the show because you should know it before you even watch an episode. i know it even though i've never seen an episode, i guess is what i'm trying to say. if we could beat one boss, i'd consider that a success for us, man. and we can only play one of these cards? oh no, i can only play my fucking best card. idiot. i think you might save dark shackles, man. maybe not. so give us one energy back, which is actually good.
50:12 is this two energy back? am i freaking out, man? miscalculated somewhere. you need to play in orbit. for sure. okay, now we're going fucking crazy on energy. obviously you wish to summon forth. no sword sage yet, kind of flicking me. but little weakness, little strength reduction for you, little two energy tap, little take of no damage. sword sage. insNLy, insNLy important.
50:59 now, i'm gonna try to cheat the system and you're gonna fucking piss me off. because i'm gonna play guards and convert everything and then you're gonna tell me i can't play them. never mind, you're gonna tell me i can play them! get them out of there, get them out of there! and now with sword sage out there, all we need is to put some shit in our fucking hand! 42 damage twice, 49 damage twice, are you fucking trolling me bro? eat shit. that's too much damage.
51:40 that's fine. we weaken you. do a shitload of damage. play one defend. 30 damage. worst glow of all time. what was i thinking? i thought there was like a 100% chance i was gonna draw into sovereign blade. it was literally the next card. it was literally... and now i can't play summon fourth, bro! sorry, we get sovereign blade on this turn. don't need it. you got summon fourth. even better. okay. there's a chance. there's a chance.
52:22 i mean, doormaker ain't nothing but a peanut anyway. i'm about to sword sage off this. simmer right there. playing a guards later could be a huge block on an important turn. crazy turn to get a bunch of powers. crazy turn to have no block. but, take one strength away. okay, it's gonna start to fucking pop pretty quick, man.
53:05 25 damage twice and it gives us 10 block. this also gives us 10 block. you bring back a sovereign blade. next turn things will get more expensive. okay, so we're not sweating it. we'd love to forge more and play this for zero. makes everything more expensive except your zero cost cards. so give me 10 block. give me some block. the zero cost cards don't get more expensive. might as well play big bang. one energy gives us one energy back.
53:48 so i'm literally chilling. cards you play get exhausted. sovereign blade already gets exhausted, man. 39 damage kind of flicking me though. you need to have an orbit out there. it doesn't. but when i play it, this is an important fucking question. when i play sovereign blade, anything that i, forging again will bring it back. the damage will reset.
54:23 it resets, it resets, it resets, it gets smaller, you'll get a new one. you'll get a new, okay. honestly, great intel. w intel, thank you for that chat. in that case, in that case, i'll just play some heavy blocks. refine on them, kim. bring it back. this gives us two other questions. it gives us two energies so we could play it again. you do it, man. we can't draw it. it's drawn next term. we can't draw this term, which is actually good. we wanna draw more next term. okay, and then chill. you know what?
55:18 you might need a dark shackles again. you might need a dark shackles again at some point. i was thinking, bro, sovereign blade. i'm not even gonna do the math. summon fourth. sovereign blade. fucking ascension 10, motherfucker! ascension 10 regen. it's easy. it's easy. it's the easiest game in the world. it's the easiest game that's ever been invented. the loud fool returns. what the fuck? i hate you. i keep dying on boss two. it's simple. just roll the doorman.
56:01 as long as you get doorman, you should be chillin. weren't you trashing sovereign blade yesterday? no, that was a youtube video that you were watching. that's not real. i'm not inside of your computer, like talking to you when you click play. that was recorded like a while ago. yesterday, yesterday i was having my mandarin chinese lesson. yesterday i was learning how to say, that's it. yesterday i was learning how to say,
56:40 what changed in the meantime? i won on ascension 10 with it. you're so pompous. someone comes into my chat, low effort trolling. you won with this, but the other day you were saying it was bad? they're literally trying to get a rise. i'm defending myself superior to their offense. and that gives me a reputation for snobbiness. that's crazy, man. that's insane. we really got people say, i don't like him. he's pretentious because he's better at arguing than the people who go to his chat to get argued? come on.
57:14 shouldn't you be working on korean? no, bro. my in laws can just learn mandarin. we'll all speak mandarin together. my korean's not so good. their english isn't so good. let's all fucking three of us, let's just learn mandarin. we'll go out for yakiniku and we'll speak mandarin together. it'll be a vibe.