Hoist the main sails or whatever they say (Whatsub)

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0:00 mark up the next thing, where are we going? i see some stuff straight ahead. alright, alright. why do we put the treasure here and not down here? honestly, couldn't tell you. wasn't me that did it. killed a motherfucker, they're down. sending cheese.
0:28 are we really this close to any more views? that's for sure. no idea where we're going. we're kind of just like lazily listing about right now in this. yeah, well, i don't really have a direction at the moment. we don't even have a. i think i just clicked so fast. i turned that one treasure chest into two treasure chests. oh, i was doing that with the lumber. not gonna lie. if you put it down real fast. wait, you telling me you've all been duping without cheating?
0:58 wait, wait! are you actually duping? i'm about to slam this ship into the rocks with this grappling hook. oh my god, you are, rya! you are! we've got a way down here. we're gonna be so rich guys. can you do the gold one? not the lame one, but the gold one? let me see what i can do here. yeah, you're gonna want to go straight down. i'm doing it. oh my god, you did it! i'm doing it? straight down. you did it!
1:32 way too much forward. way too much forward. my god. we're copying that money. you gotta pick it up at the same time you use a potion from your inventory and then you get to dupe it on the ground. that's how i got my godly play to the whale. holy cow. i've just been picking it up and dropping it like a madman. you just do stuff fast. yeah. what if i... there you go. there's one. there's two. if we kind of double up, it goes even faster.
2:02 yup. there's four. i think we're ready to go back home. i mean, we're gonna run out of space soon. do you even want to pick this up? i mean, there's a problem. there's a problem. yeah. hang on. never mind. problem solved.
2:33 i couldn't interact with anything on my character after helping with that dupe process. right, i am a little worried that like in the code these will have like no assigned values or something. we're pulling at the seams of the code right now pretty bad. we are running out of time. there is stuff to grab on the left if anyone wants to harpoon it.
2:59 we are running out of space. oh yeah, we still play that part of the game, yeah. absolutely. sending up some wood and some other et ceteras. i can't you, okay wait, i click the go home button. what if the way is to like, go to different depths first? i don't even pick up the early stuff, you know what i mean? i worry. there's no space. that we may in fact be seeing everything this game has in it right now in this beautiful blue ocean that we're looking at.
3:32 jeez. you know? this reminds me a lot of... has anyone ever played we need to go deeper? it reminds me a lot of that. oh yeah. how do you dupe it? you smash the button left click on the floor. just keep grabbing the same one over and over. i think we can do it right in front of the guy. like really. it's fucking crazy. like an act of dominance. just do it in front of his eyes. try to grab it. i cannot grab it anymore. oh. if...
4:05 you're having that you might have the issue i have you're trying to share a dupe chest where you have to pull out a tool now because your character is still holding something. the basement's fucked! if anything ever ruptures this ship guys, we're drowning. i'm never gonna make it to the pump. we might be out of fuel. can i get a little... oh fuel fuel fuel. let me do some real quick. nice.
4:32 yeah, could you print a little bit of that firewood? that one. what's he need? he's too big to firewood! tell me when! i can hear it. when? oh my god. i can hear the furious clicking. is that plenty? i think that's pretty good. i think that's pretty good. absolutely, absolutely. we gotta add it. dang, it's all real wood by the way. it's all... it's considered real. this is real wood.
5:09 jesus christ. do i have to like dock at this thing? if you try docking that thing, i'm throwing myself back into the ocean. how did you throw that? oh. damn. it's bouncy. go, go, go. everyone, go. quick. can i pile while docked? ok, ok, all right. here we go. oh. tell the dude we want to go up, right? hello, sir. i wish to surface. weird that we need permission. i think we're going to be super rich.
5:44 this is like the troll pool gang. oh boy, this one's bad. what is this one not adhering to like the rules? oh, i really hear it. ooh, that's a good noise. that's good, that's good. oh my god, you did it. i mean, the duping is easy. oh yeah, wait. throwing a chest into the basement full speed might be the move.
6:19 is it gonna be bad in there when we check? oh boy, the game hates us going even near the base. what's the button to throw? you gotta hold right click for a full charge and then let her rip.
6:37 mechanically, why is it even in the game? there's not a lot of surface area. i think mayans got something in it. yeah, we've fished this up a little. hang on, i'm gonna get in there and see if i can make some noise. i can really hear it. what's going in there? what's going in there? i'm getting in there to make it so close. guys, i'm gonna bite. i'm re treating. that's all you have to do. what is going on?
7:09 i think the maze is a little full. damn, this sounds crazy. oh! open it, close the door, man. let me out, let me out. we can probably make it louder. oh my gosh. it's gonna be rich. get in there, dude. oh man.
8:09 the driving line is dying on our own. this train has made noise. it's driving inside. what is this, hell? something's coming out of the ground now. something's coming out of the ground. there's no compression. it just gets louder and louder forever. clear the way out. i'm so sorry. get out.
9:24 oh my god. oh my god. hilarity, dude. oh my god. we have to put the cheese on the wall again. oh. yeah, i think we're gonna need a little more of the cheese to patch up the basement this time. holy shit. why is it so dark in here? the lights got snatched. there's a lot of stuff downstairs. that basement's fucked. what if we need to get to the water pump?
9:58 yeah, i wouldn't fucking try it. it might be cooked. i think that we, from now on, anything that we put in this sub, we just keep it totally loose on fifth. i don't think we place it down gently anymore. we should just start tossing off. firewood, huck it. i think that's the rule. i agree. it's still hunking out. will it just fly around? it's fucked. it's the toilet. it's all the stuff in the toilet.
10:31 guys what if we buy a new ship? i think we do it
10:53 it's the reverberation as you just throw it. kind of create a like a sonic hazard for any fish down there. oh, god. okay. okay. oh, man. dude, we're gonna have 10k. my throat hurts from laughing. like that never happens.
11:26 dude, i'm gonna have tears in my eyes. do we? i don't think we need things, right? we're good on things. no, no. are we buying a new ship? i would love a new ship. mainly because this one's... yeah, new ship, new ship. this one's a tanky. we're gonna buy a new ship. like a ship with... i think we gotta... i think we gotta... the firewood's out. more cool than this. better acoustics on the new ship. yeah, then don't be inside of the ship just in case. i wanna be in the ship when you do it, so feel free to do it while i'm in the ship. i'm quite curious.
12:01 what's gonna happen? yeah, you can experience it. is it just you and okay, okay. um... deepwater young. goodbye. there it is. oh, that is huge. oh, it's just a they kind of just kill you outright. i'm just a ghost that can't move anymore. wait, but there's fish! there's fish in the air! oh, oh, oh, you can't even hey, can you, uh...
12:33 i didn't realize i couldn't even press escape. i'm like fully sealed. yeah, yeah, that's what happened. that is a fate worse than death. what was the fix for that? was it to destroy the whole... you have to close the gate. i deserve this. damn, two harpoons though. that better not cut into my fucking pay. it's space for the firewood. that means we can buy way more now. yes. ooh, dedicated space?
13:08 yeah, you see the little shell? that's what i'm saying. yeah. i'm getting back to you. luxurious. okay, okay. oh, we gotta patch all these. no, we didn't get to keep the crap singles. what if we don't pre patch the host? yeah. remember how we were drowning? yeah, but that's like kind of bad ass. it gave us something to do. you know, it makes us hardened, you know, fucking submarine.
13:44 engineers. i don't want to besides it's a lot of fun to make the sounds of like as you're like underwater. very true. a fun fully thing to do. and without it, frankly, there's not much else down there. sorry, that sounded quite mean to the game, but honestly, i don't regret it saying they're so expensive. they're 5000.
14:08 oh god, wait, yeah. what? 8,000? 10,000?! look at that last jacket though. look at the captain's coat. i want the hawaiian. how do we... oh yeah. i want the hawaiian shirt, frankly. i approve the purchase. wait, hold on. can i be fish? oh, i bought it. oh, that's cosmetics. i was just at my like lonely, sad closet. i was not gonna get it.
14:41 wait, are those separate purchases? because i'm still at 10k. yeah, yeah, yeah. i think it's separate. oh, okay. wait, wait. oh, they sell beans here, guys. what? they sell beans. oh, my god. look at that. i thought that they would sell new instruments, but they don't. hold on, hold on. i'm coming up. i'm fish. who are you? oh, my god. i'm fish.
15:20 i'm a fish! dude, you're the fish wife. the one that's like... fish head. yeah! my fish head wife, dude. holy! i got some beans. wait, i gotta put my outfit on. i gotta show you. did you get the captain's coat? yeah, yeah, yeah. i got the coat and the hat. gotta go crazy. oh, i guess the hat wasn't too expensive. don't fucking... don't fucking come over by me, man. don't fucking do it.
15:51 you're bald though. what's going on? don't fucking know no, man, don't know man. it's too late for that. sorry. i said, but you're bald no, no holding that hat bro. no, i can't keep my hair. i feel like a quest giver in divinity just keep dropping my flavor text and then getting it now i'm busy. i'm floating up beans in the basement dude. it's not i
16:27 i know no no dude look is that i'm a fish yo that's actually a pretty good that's a good day don't come over by me man
16:50 no george don't fucking come over by me man. don't you come over by me? don't fucking come over by me, man. i'm out of here oh, mother of god. oh, oh. he freaking prepped everything. hey that's really good. do you want some is there is there sweeping motion where i can just put a fucking crate of beans make it oh damn. no sam adam with more beans
17:19 wait, why are the beans throwing forever? what's happening? because that was the plan. why are there endless beans? i've engineered an npc to keep throwing beans over here. dude, you're really bringing down the vibes of the whole thing. wait, if i throw another thing of beans, do you think it'll keep stacking more beans? aren't the beans really expensive? nah! you can take some of my money and you can do it.
17:48 i've already bought the pre purchase guys. don't worry about it. i bought wholesale. whoa. oh, my god. he's going higher. he's going higher. we need more beans. oh, my god. i'm joking. he's getting higher.
18:08 he's getting higher and higher every single time. who wants to take a throw at him? wait, how high can you go? i think he's at max. i think he's at max. no such thing. you gotta break the dome. i'm gonna really spike this one in. oh, shit. we're gonna need a couple more. does your camera move too? oh, yeah. oh, my god. i'm taking the trip with him.
18:37 i'm not sure he's getting more height. i don't think so at this point either. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's gone. i'm back on the shore. i'm back on the shore now. oh my god, that was amazing. yeah, that's all right. man. there was still one more. one more bean came out of nowhere and landed on my head. it's true. do we need more firewood? here's the thing. the beans are a two for one because the crates are made out of wood, guys. oh, i see.
19:11 may it's basically made up details though. i don't think that actually works, but it sounded good frankly i think every resource that we could ever want is in the ocean to be collected except for the bolts. i don't think those are in the ocean. we probably do want them. oh
19:29 yeah, but you said you don't want the kraft cheese. i hate it. i do hate it. but if we find it in the ocean, it's a different story. i don't want to load up. i don't want our ship to be unsinkable all the time because really the only danger out there is puffer fish that pop when you hit them. i'd love to have a bit of a threat. i'm with you, man. i'm with you. i will buy some bolts. i think you can only get up to four.
20:00 no, we like went crazy on it last time. we should be able to get more. i think they mean, like, equipped in your. yeah. yeah. you could only personally. i've got an insane idea. okay. camera on me. camera on me. yeah. watching it. okay. oh, he's fucking dead. what? he's fucking dead. oh, shit. he's found the tree. that just felt really dark.
20:36 oh yeah! if you throw beans at someone while they're doing that, i do wonder if you can try that. you're just the bean guy now. you know what? it's more of the physics of it. it could be anything. it really could be, but the beans worked. oh! woah! no! that's really good! ooh, he did some salutation in the air. i'm on my dude perfect arc. oh shit, oh shit, he's doing it. yo! he's planking, bro!
21:13 i'm trying to do it and then like hit the emote as i die too. it's really good though. you're nailing it. oh, i'm just gonna see something. you disappeared into the water. i like how when you fall in the water you just kind of like vaporize. you wake up on the beach not having any idea what happened. don't mind me, i'm just playing around in the space right now. i'm just trying to see what's going on with these logs. okay.
21:46 that ass is fucking annihilated on that one. there's more of those around. there's more of those little jump things. there's a bunch of them. where does this one go? i can guarantee you that if you give me enough time, i can escape this map and be wandering the expanse beyond this. i'm thinking. i'm thinking, yeah.
22:10 the walls can scarcely hold us as it is. we gotta like, i think you're right. i think like hitting someone with coffee as they like the instantiate out of the map. yeah, it's why do you want to do that though? that's the thing. honestly, i
22:35 there's a certain kind of joy i get breaking these kinds of games and escaping the bounds of them. yeah. there's a magic to it for me. this game's got some pretty good ones going on. oh, you want to see what it looks like, ryan? i bet you don't get to see it. look, where did you go? check it out. i'm back on the beach. i don't know where you are.
23:02 i found this crack over here and i'm trying to see if there's anything going on in here. okay, you ready? well, i don't think so. okay, nothing there. where the hell did you go? i think i might need someone to beans boost me. okay, i'll get beans. i might need a beans boost. i'll get beans for the beans boost. i'm going over to the bean area. okay, i'm gonna see if i jump, you hit me with beans from the bottom while i'm emoting. hang on a minute. i think we can i got wood, i got wood.
23:33 you're gonna have it's this is it's gonna be rough out here. okay? okay. no, no, no, we can do this. we can do this as hard as you can. okay. right now. yeah, right now. okay, guys, a little more force. okay, wait, i placed it a little more a little more than that.
23:50 i feel like they don't really hit you when you're emoting. i think, hang on, hang on, hang on. let me try like this. someone try spiking beans into the back of my head when i'm laying down. oh, okay. i think that's what it might be. try spiking it like that. a little more oomph. oh, i missed. okay, hold on. a little more something something. the upward throw is the issue.
24:18 i have no idea how i managed to make that happen or not. that was pretty good. no, it goes through you. it goes through you. is it me? i think there's some magic to like it despawning in the water too. ooh, maybe. that means maybe. oh, wait. let's test that theory. what about over here? let me try dangling over here by the edge of the map. oh, yeah. i'm trying my best. i need someone to really... i'm really... i'm throwing. give it a little...
24:58 i think it just slid you into the water. as you landed on the beach, i could move you before you spawned.
25:14 and here's another thing that you didn't notice while explaining that to me. while you were explaining that to me, the wood that was disposed of in the water teleported inside of your skull. interesting, right? so there's something there. am i willing to pursue it for another like 30 minutes? maybe, maybe.
25:41 thank you for the wood. thank you. now let's do this all in the sub. yeah, we can absolutely break out of the sub anytime we want now with these kinds of... i think we need to sub mobile though. i think we got to get out there. i agree. i'm in. i'm in. i'm gonna hit the bathroom. all right. all right. oh, look at that. oh, do you mind? i was just walking off. do you sit down? i just got pushed out. i'm gonna be standing because i don't know how to sit in the game. now i'm gonna get out of here.
26:12 stop watching! that's so creepy! get out of the fish mask! we got problems already. oh? we sprung a leak. cruise, cruise! get ready for impact. we gotta be fixing those, okay? we're not the same as we used to be. okay, i pumped the water out. what's that sound? i'm making coffee. why are you making more beans?! i'm making coffee down here. coffee! of all things! coffee!
26:50 look, this is gonna be a long journey. okay, we're gonna need it. raya's making so much coffee here. we're gonna need a lot of coffee. i don't think we need this many coffees. let me tell you, we need so much. it's like we're like a bean ship. why are you just in the path or watching us? going in, i'm going in.
27:19 is tomato alive? i thought the game crashed. oh, he went he went to the bathroom for real. oh for real real man. there's no way i came back and you were just staring at me like a little fucking burger what the hell you did not see that a moment of privacy. i just don't like the fish face especially what's wrong with my face is awesome. i mean, i think there's a
27:47 there's some joy in there, but when it's not doing something that's chill and cool, it instead reads as extremely spooky and unsettling. you have to grab the chest. i cannot angle it. oh, wait, hold on. oh, yeah. there's like four things now. we have more turrets. yeah. it's actually quite... i don't know how many players this game supports, but it's too many turrets. i think four.
28:08 well, no cuz you can send the ship on a track and just leave the seat go forward then why the fuck does anyone drive this thing? you're telling me we could have? oh, i fixed it. i fixed it. oh, it's kind of bigger than i remember, you know that's weird these
28:38 chests are stuck to the ground. how are we doing with the fuel? 40? we're at 40? yeah, ship's a little long. yeah, i mean, i think it's pretty nice. i think it's lovely. aside from when i look at it with the periscope, we have just big old gaping holes in the sides of this thing that i don't...
29:01 i remember being there when we bought you. that's fine. treasure to the right, treasure right. ah, ah, right. oh shit! that was so fast! huge. what can i say? i got eyes on a little bit more. oh! something's got us! oh, it's leaking again. oh, oh. got some treasure loaded up on the thingy. select... someone selected the exits. i'm gonna select the portal. who did that?
29:37 ooh, golden chest. isn't that crazy? coming up on more treasure? i'm just trying to get some of the fucking stuff moved out of the way guys, because it's just the middle of this place is messed up. good god! i'm hearing stuff back there guys. the basement... look, the glue makes it worse guys, because then you can't push your way through. sorry, i'm just optimizing. i keep thinking i'm crashing so i think it's...
30:15 i threw one clean out of the ship. oh
30:44 that's weird, guys. i'm not in the ship. yeah, you are, man. you are. no, no, no. you're looking up. look down. you look like you're in the ship. bring this up straight down into the wreckage because i'm standing on top of it by one of the nearby pieces of debris and i'm thinking maybe if you bring it down low enough, i can jump in. i might have to maneuver here, but we can do it. yeah, i'll tell you when you're lined up. if i can reach it, i could grab some of this wood.
31:18 i can see this from here. it is oh some of the trade you're losing some of the treasure man you lost another
32:16 oh, no!
32:58 this ain't my fault. it's so loud! ice. you made us lose the golden treasure, ryan. oh, there's more. you should be more concerned about our oxygen. oh shit, you're right. hey, at least you got one last person using it. because i'm not here. now what if we oh, drop an emote. drop an emote on us. i absolutely can do that. i'll hit you with the one that i'm feeling right now. there you go, okay. okay. and then i'll start throwing beans at you.
33:32 that might be the way dang, i am this is the second time now. i've fallen infinitely into the abyss here and i'm losing hope wait wait stand up. i got an idea i'm getting like punched by just nothing okay, so your soul is in here
34:03 i press the unstuck button again. i think i'm moving into unstuck position for oh, wait! you guys are beating wait! i'm in the sub, but it's invisible! oh my god. i'm standing on a platform created of beans. yes. if these beans are moved, i will fall to my death. there is no sub. no way. i'm not fucking with you right now, dude. i am in an empty space. don't roof that fucking bean, man. dude, chill. chill. i'm dead if you move it, man.
34:34 how did you how did you copy the idol? wait, you're gone. only time i can see someone is they're carrying things. oh god, oh no. oh god, i'm alone. can someone place like a platform ahhh! what do you see when your eyes see? i'm falling again because someone took the beans at the bottom of my wait, really? it happened? yes, of course it fucking happened! here, i'll beat you up again. i do hahahaha! there's no way that's the trick to get me back up.
35:14 we were talking about we're talking maybe you can still change. oh, no, whatever you just did again. oh welcome welcome to nightmare i need it i need you to use beans though for it because beans have a flat surface for my character to stand on right? okay. all right. hmm. i have an idea. yes i'm back. i'm back. i'm back. don't hit me again. i'm gone
35:49 there's a level of follow through you guys are doing up there that's making it hard for me to stick my feet to the where he's gone. oh he's right there. it's right there. i try to hit him from above maybe knock him back i don't know we just like open the door on his head or something. yeah. yeah, just kill me go down another depth except i am running out of air
36:20 we are running by us via the air tanks real quick, but we don't have money. i'm back. i'm back. you were juggling me with your wrench for a while. i'm trying to. and then i moved because i panicked. i just won't. the sound of this.
36:40 i can see you again. volleyball, volleyball. i'm being juggled. all right, now you guys just have to get me to safety. oh! oh, oh! oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. what happened to me that time? what happened to me this time? you're just feet, you're just feet. your head shot out of the top of the sub, you're just legs now.
37:08 i'm so confident that you guys are gonna get me out of this pickle. i don't see you anymore you are in it. he's in it. oh
37:33 i hate anything. you're in the walls right now. i mean, it let me close the door, which is good. ghost in the zone. i'm going to find the portal. i'm seeing like what i can only describe as like my character's mental break stat growing. is anyone else seeing that? i like how he was back and we just couldn't stop playing the volleyball and now he's like actually gone. what the hell was that?
38:03 he's put in a different game i it's crazy down here it's it's not even down there. it's up there. i miss you all i'll just be here playing banjo i might put inside. i have plenty time to press f1 though and you're like a radio for us absolutely, i hit the fuel up perfect perfect perfect anyone has any requests don't bother. that's the only one
38:36 and it's only about a soundbite of like six seconds i guess. i can only do that much. don't mind that. and it loops. oh, are we okay? i don't know, are we? better check the basement. better check the basement. i can tell when someone's distracted and not taking care of the sub because i start getting the shit kicked out of me again. now we're doing fine. we're about to hit this portal. it's gonna be crazy. see if we can end your nightmare. hey, no, this isn't a nightmare. this is...
39:14 i always thought it would go. i'm still just shit at you trying to hit you like i can fucking tell we're weird so close to a scientific breakthrough. i am still falling i am underneath it all still wait. okay, i think i think i know how we can save him okay, we need well first let me fix the shit but
39:37 i'm gonna build a platform of beans for him to stand on. dear god. wait, did it work? wait, i'm on the beans. i'm standing on the bean you just placed. i'm not gonna move. okay, you see us? i can't fucking see you. you're all dead. i think you've always been dead.
39:56 your lighting is crazy too. i'm in the shadows now. it's so dramatic. listen, just remember those beans are me. if you move those beans, i'm dead. if you keep those beans there, there's always going to be a part of me on this sub. it looks like chara's girl. do kate just try to assassinate your ass? it's amazing.
40:22 i'm actually afraid to stop praying because i think it's the only thing keeping me glued to the spot. you would look like a renaissance picture right now. like it's so insane. it's actually beautiful. i see the beans path being pulled. oh god! uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. oh no, oh no, hold on, hold on. i'm going for the bean, the bean picture. what have you done? i'm back. okay.
40:44 it's actually crazy that this hasn't happened to any of you yet and i'm the only one that has this shit. only you man. i feel bad because i'm like well how am i supposed to share this experience with others? now that we know how to bring them back at any point you could just do this and like really freak them out.
41:02 it sucks that i'm okay. underneath. you've lost me. i'm in a different part of the shit. i'm still curious. what happens if we go back to the main dogs for a second? you lost me and i fell to the lower floor and was on a plank directly beneath this spot. can someone just, like, put down a bean platform so i can drive or something? let me do. wait. good idea. wait. does that work? probably not.
41:30 i can't the only thing i can see is what i think is the harpoon. i'm gonna move him. you just skipped me across the uh... thing? we we made you a little bridge. you're kind of tossing me about. i saw the fish for a second! we're gonna get him over there. let's get him over there and then we'll platform him. yeah, easy there. what kind of strange game is this? you are directly in front of the wheel. we're gonna put a b under you. copy that!
42:07 i'm activating steering mode. i ain't getting anything on this. hang on, i'm gonna give it a little something something. titanic. if he was able to get on you like titanic, yeah. like hold your arms up and stuff, it's crazy. hey, this is fine. sometimes if someone collides with me, i do see them for a moment. i just saw some. i see the fish.
42:34 i also see... i see you all! you're all here! my demons are here! yes, for real. ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh! ahh
43:05 i'm just going to get back to playing. relax, i'll handle it. oh my god. where are we going? oh no. oh no. oh. oh the water. oh, okay. ryan! i'm pumping the water out. i got to fix everything. tell them all. get them. and these sons of bitches. okay, i'm doing it. i'm doing it. i think someone should be on the wheels. i think someone should be on the wheels. i got it. i got it. it's so dark here. it's so dark. we're on the wall. we're on the wall. hold on. let me look at the fire scope.
43:41 oh, this thing isn't a predicament. you gotta back up and go a little up and right. i don't know what that was. oh yeah. oh, you son of a bitch. he's got a movie you're speaking of. there is a betrayer. i put you in a horrible spot to be honest. i'm done. there's no way i'm getting out of this one. unless... no, no, no, no. oh. hold on, i got him with the beans. whoa! boom. i'm back.
44:17 no, absolutely. i don't believe i'll ever be back. we got to back up and put the tail up and right. i wonder if i can pick up something while i'm... you should be able to turn right now. does anyone see that i've taken some beans for myself? yes. interesting. what happens if i throw them?
44:50 are they gone? did i simply eat the beans? here, i'll put some next to you again. yeah, please give me some more beans. they're right in front of you. don't lie to me. i swear to you, they are right not lying to you. they're right in front of you. they're right there. i don't see shit. maybe you have to place it. you gotta place it. if you don't pla there it is.
45:16 oh, i can see you all! you're high, you're high now! as long as no one bumps into me, i can travel like this. it's just... if anyone bumps into me, i'm taller. oh, i can see the steering wheel co can you see it moving? you, you fell, you fell. i gotta get back on the other coffee beans. hang on. oh, i'm out of fuel, y'all. oh, fuel time. come on, y'all. for a second. i got you, i got your fuels in, fuels in.
45:44 feels like captain why do we have so many bees i cannot navigate oh i do need them to live dude i need those or i die i well there's too many though i don't know what to tell you using 90 of the bees for you
46:03 oh my god, it's leaking. i need cruz in the basement. i'm watching them. i'm watching you two to the floor. it's looking bad down there. i'll pray for you. oh, you got it. you got it. you got it. you got it.
46:20 you pumping? you pumping? i'm pumping! i'm fixing. i'm fixing. i've just been up here trying to knock the captain's block off this whole time with a wrench from the ghost zone and it's not doing it. i need oxygen! can i fix them? please do not crash again or we're over so close. my vision's gone blue. oh hey guys, i think i'm drowning.
46:50 oh, okay. finally. is the water coming down? yeah, yeah, it's going down. it's going down. release. i'm not gonna die. i'm not gonna die. i think i'm gonna die. it's all clear. it's all clear. it's coming back. it's coming back. it's working. it's working. it's working. it's not drowned.
47:12 this is really funny because we haven't moved a single inch. how do i scream this whole thing? oh my god. the stupid coffee beans almost killed us. don't fucking touch those beans. i am touching those beans. they're mine! i need them. okay, okay. it's fixed, it's fixed. they're literally on our way to fix the holes, man.
47:42 we need him. if we don't have the beans, what do we have? impact, crew, crew! ready for impact! i'm hitting it, i'm hitting it, i'm hitting it! i'm doing it! oh, something's moving! you guys are moving the ship? we have been moving the ship for a while! that's crazy, that's crazy! you could have fooled me! we made it back. i'm still trying to figure out how to play this banjo song! are we docked?
48:12 oh, if i could just jump like... the fucked up thing is i can see the dock. i bet i could get in that if i did a really good running long. like an olympic. what if we gave you even more beans to jump off of? we have so many beans. oh no, guys. whenever i go for the next bean step, that's when shit gets really bad. plus, if you just place beans there, they're not there. okay, okay. it looks like we can go in... you have... it's crazy.
48:45 you're carrying an entire harpoon projectile with you everywhere you go. it's gigantic. it is freaking me out. it's huge. i fell. yeah, i saw that. i fell. okay, let's see. am i free? now when it loads in, i want you to describe what you see. i'm here. i'm here. it's real. he's back. i'm back. oh, he's so back. i'm back. dude, we're so back. the terrain is real. it's all solid.
49:19 does it feel real after going through that experience? honestly? when did our ship get downgraded? this is still the good ship, isn't it? no, no, you're right, it is the old ship. it was all a fucked up dream. and everything inside is gone. it was all a really fucked up nightmare. oh no, all my treasure! all of it was haunted, they had to burn it. get out, get out, get out, get out, get out. let's upgrade it to the bigger one and see if we get our stuff back.
49:48 there is no sub there, man. i don't know. oh, thank god. it's all here. it's all here. no, no! that sub is fucking ugly! there's no sub there! what the hell? if i'm all on this... you were trying to be a cheater. you were trying to do it. i'm playing an honest game here. i'm gonna be real. if i take a step on that sub, i think i'm gonna fall out of the map again.
50:16 i tried so hard to copy the golden chest. i'm going in. i'm gone, guys. it's over. no way. really? it's over. i'm at the bottom of the ocean, but the ocean is solid this time. so i think i've actually succeeded. i'm escaping the map. i'm walking. oh, my god. wait. it's time. i'm gone. oh, i see you. what do you see?
50:44 wait, you see? i see... i've exited the water. i'm walking with the fish on the bottom of the... i'm at the top now. i'm above you all. you've brought me back. i'm down. i'm gone. someone keeps on yanking me back with beans and i'm asking you to let me go. we let you go, man. we let you go. you gotta let me go. let me go. release me. i'm taking the beans. i'm gone.
51:13 i'm flying. i'm actually flying. i've left the ocean! i'm on the surface. what does it look like? he's having some kind of spiritual, like, moment. i fell. it was a moment. there's an island up there, though. if any of you care. that's cool, man. oh, man.
51:34 oh, man. i don't think i have time for another. yeah, that's fair. or like the spiritual bandwidth to go through that. yeah. even if i did, i don't know if i'd have strength of will anymore. i'm in an abstract creation, though, right now that looks like the inside of a seashell underneath the world. oh, oh.
52:02 i didn't realize the chests that glitch out of the submarine actually are outside of the submarine. oh yeah, yeah, no they're there. it's just when we go anywhere, they keep coming with us. interesting, interesting. well, thank you guys for joining me. thank you for having us. i don't know if we played the game as it was intended, but honestly,
52:29 maybe it's better this way. it's about the fun you have no matter what. and this was... and it was fun. it was a lovely time. oh, i'm glad it was a lovely time. for the parts where i could see until i became a ghost. i see bodies just falling down from the sky. i'm not gonna add tears in my eyes as you're just... oh! ...beans, man. let me go! release me!
52:57 i'm back on the surface. i've broken the physics. i'm actually in i'm gone. orbit. dang, i'm seeing ryan's parkour right now. i think i could actually get onto something here. there's a couple islands. they even put like trees on them. like this and then like that. okay, okay. it doesn't look like you can it doesn't look that close from my angle. got it. wait, wait, wait.
53:38 i mean this, you don't have to wait. you don't have to wait if you don't want to, just to be clear. i don't know, i want to see the tech. i want to see. i think tomato's still having a spiritual experience. i look like i'm at the bottom of like bikini bottom right now. at some point you're just going to drop off into like, remember that episode where they go into like fish hell? oh yeah. yeah, yeah. you're going to get there eventually. i'm back. i'm back in the physical plane. they put me back. i'm back with the lizard.
54:11 ayyyy. and i'm just not gonna do anything silly.
54:16 perfect. i'm buying every single plank of wood that you can fit in the lobby. so you just say you're not going to do anything silly. i'm not going to lie. i'm not going to lie. i'm helping you with this. i'm with you. oh, i can't because i keep grabbing stuff. you got as much time to get out of here as i have to. they got to lower and lower res for me. oh, no.
54:44 no, i'm okay. thank you though. how we doing here? not good. now what if are you on the bottom of this pile?
55:12 yeah, i'm in there. what if you just throw something like as hard as you can way ahead right into the pile spookily enough no audio completely what? not a deep from the game on this one. i think my screen is why i'm bringing it in. oh yeah, i'm gonna throw up. i'm actually gonna throw up. oh, it's bad now. it's bad now. yeah, it's over. but the game didn't, to be honest.
55:38 the game never crashed. kind of amazing. kind of impressive, yeah. to me, it looks like the little objects are at like 1 fps, but everything else is fine, which means they actually optimized this game. they optimized it, but all wrong. yeah, yeah. oh, that's just surfing on them. it just looks like it's surfing. oh, i think skipping rocks. i gotta get out of here.
56:08 i understand. thank you everyone. it's nice meeting you two as well. nice meeting you tomato. yeah, thanks for joining man. i will see you all some other time. goodbye. yeah. goodbye. ggs. ggs. ggs. bye gamers. i feel like tomato has an incredible morgan freeman voice somewhere in there. also, don't take offense. we were having a good time. i get it. it's indie sea of thieves in a submarine.
56:43 we were just, i mean, anytime you get an opportunity to do a super bounce or something like that, you gotta take it. you gotta pull on that thread until the whole sweater unravels.