Fella didn't know what to do about Cheng Long (Cine2Nerdle Battles)

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0:00 it's so crazy if you're watching this on youtube, you literally just missed the best bit of all time. a lot of the best bits exist in the interstitial. the spaces in between, man. the wicked lies we tell, then hope to keep safe from the... i don't know what they did to my overlay. like, what the hell's going on with the logical puzzles? i'll zoom in! i'll fucking zoom in, okay? but first i have to play patterson because adam driver's in ferrari. i could probably even zoom in one more time.
0:38 they gave you like a subway surfers that you can play while you're playing the game. batman versus, sorry, i need to zoom out one. batman versus superman, dawn of justice. we want to link to a film from the nineties with the most shared cast and crew. film from the nineties with the, okay, well whatever. i'll just hit you with goodwill hunting to get that from the nineties, bro. we definitely should have gone for the most shared cast and crew. i'm assuming like a little, wait am i guest three, you 6924, bro? what the hell happened to letterbox larry?
1:14 just when i thought i was in, they logged me back out! kill bill volume 1, let me get a kill bill volume 2 for most shared cast and crew, please. they took my name away. daddy walked away, and then he took took my name. everclear, your cookies have expired? your cookies have expired, jonathan. your cookies are no good here. i'm winston. i'm winston from the continental, jonathan. shortest title off of kill bill volume 2?
1:58 splosh, daryl hannah, splosh. i think you can get shorter than splash, but we in there. i don't want to see joaquin pina's getting eliminated too early. bro, everybody's a guest. they logged us all out. the sonny chiba, he be sipping amaretta. the geechee gracious, he be sipping amaretta. doctor strange and the multiverse of madness, and we got to go to the 2010s.
2:32 yeah, benedict cumberbatch 2010s sounds about right for a guy like me. and he had the sure lie. i mean, we could just play the imitation game or sam raimi 2010s. i don't know what that would be now that i think about it though. you know what? i don't know. fucking sprint me. put me in first place. imitation game. don't submit the longest title. okay. we'll play atonement then. keira knightley, jane austen.
3:07 never seen it. i prefer to read film criticism. little reference to walt stillman's metropolitan for anybody here who is... anybody here into walt stillman? last days of disco type shit? i haven't seen it, but the reviews are very good. not really. he's okay. yeah. light, light satire. fucking penis! no! link to a film with big in the title. with big in the title. yeah, unfortunately i'm not going to be doing that. i'm going to be playing bleeder 2.
3:41 off of mads mikkelsen. that's right, i'm taking you to nicholas vinding refn. danish cinema from 1996. don't put me on star trek 2009. film with big in the title. star trek 2009. there's gotta be big guy, big guy, hulk ok, eric bana. shortest title. shortest title. bro, hulk is going to be the fucking shortest title. that's a lifeline. oh, but there could have been something with big. could have been something with big, man.
4:39 it's so true, the big short except also his margin call because it's zachary quinto. margin call is kind of like the big short in all ways but the physical. i submitted the shortest title though. the big fucking short motherfucker. link to a western film?
5:02 a western film starring the motherfuckers? how about a big bold beautiful journey hamish linkletter type shit? he plays colin farrell's dad. it doesn't, i'm getting dangerously close to 100 movies having seen in 2026. i'm telling you with god as my witness, i think there is a very, very solid chance, i'm giving it minus 150 on the odds line right now that a big bold beautiful journey is going to be the worst of the 100 movies that i've seen in 2026. i 100% believe
5:31 i think it's the favorite right now. it's the favorite. yes! they put us in bullshit! okay, submit the fastest response. it's too late. link to a film from any franchise? billy magnussen? isn't he in like the oh, any franchise? how about the batman, bro? no, how about fucking harley motherfucking quinn? birds of prey and the fantabulous emancipation of one harley quinn. damn, we're actually kind of getting our ass beat. new point floor. i got boosted to 37, bro.
6:23 german language film starring margot robbie linked to a film from any franchise? how about star wars the phantom menace bro, and then sprint me that didn't count as a franchise it's in the harley quinn franchise man. suneeto noodle admins are you watching? german language film. what about schindler's list bro? it was worth a shot i'm sure they speak a little german in schindler's list
7:01 the title is german austrian, schindler's german and liszt is austrian. this is a little joke about the pianist for you. not the movie, the pianist. that's adrian brody. he's jamaican, but liszt is the austrian piano player. you know what i'm saying? star wars episode ii, attack of the clones. now, if we could just link to a german film with hayden christensen in it or natalie portman or samuel l. jackson, das schwartzfehfert. okay, i'll hit you with shatterglass.
7:45 my favorite steve zahn movie? the island. longest title off of the island? least popular film. not easy, eh? i know what i'm going to play here. which one am i going for strategically speaking? we should go for least popular film. okay, okay. i can get there. the perfect score. 2004. rank, 3,668. list is actually hungarian. oh, okay. pretty close. pretty close. please? please? the least popular film, the perfect score?
8:45 he got longest title and least popular movie with the same movie? what's eating? no, it wasn't what's eating gilbert grape. it was something else. but still, holy gigachad, third entry in a franchise? fuck, bro. what's the third pirates movie? it's gotta be at world's end, man. could also be the longest title. thankfully, they put the years in there. holy shit. malta1mj is beating our ass. that might be fucking michael jordan, man.
9:22 it might be michael jordan themselves right there. i mean, i have to. what's the nutcracker movie? nah, man, there's gotta be a pirates movie longer. i mean, it certainly seems like the longest one is the curse of the black pearl. what's michael jordan's number? is he the number 23? is that what jim carrey was so afraid of? third entry, a drama. a drama starring geoffrey rush. yeah, it's gonna be shakespeare in love, bro.
10:12 excuse me, shakespeare? okay, that's a fucking drama. it's a comedy too. but you know how i know it's a drama? because it won oscars. comedies don't fucking win oscars. so it has to be a drama. sprint on them? oh, fuck. link to an action drama. no, just action. action movie starring heather graham? easy. austin powers too. actually, you know what? you just play another pirates off of this, man. and then sprint on them.
10:54 i'm gonna make mate 1 mj work for it at least. trying to think of other shit that joseph fiennes has been in, man. guess 3773v6 has priority, just so you guys know. kingsman the secret service. link to a film starting with e? you know what? i don't need a cast on this. i know who's in this shit. samuel l. jackson starting with e? i can't fucking do it, man. i can't fucking do it. starting with e. e, starting with e. sing 2.
11:47 taron egerton, he's in rocket man, he's in tetris. he's in elton john's rocket man. jurassic park film starting with an e. sam neill at the mountains of madness. laura dern, is this thing on? e, starting laura, e, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. wayne knight, e, starting with an e. samuel l. jackson, starting with an e. steven spielberg, starting with an e! i'll be right here.
12:23 wait, we're up there now. we're fucking up there. film from the 2010s from any franchise from the 1950s. motherfucker, man. start with the highest one. highest points, charlie's angels full throttle. oh, film from the 50s. i can't get there. can't get there. charlie's angels full throttle 2003. take that. i can't get a film from the 50s off of et, but i have my 1950s
12:53 letterboxd decade is getting built out. i've seen like three movies from the 1950s now, but i don't think gene kelly was in e.t. the extraterrestrial. huge. oscar winning film? well, let's get a film from the 2010s first. sam rockwell might be in the second one. he is in the second one. tom green? fuck it, bro. bill murray from the 2010s? ghostbusters frozen empire? great choice. i guess i'll fucking skip for zero. my bad, y'all. could have named like any number of answers here.
13:32 a fantasy film from charlie's angels. is jojo rabbit a fantasy? mother fucker, man. jojo rabbit won an oscar? best, best fucking, i don't know. best what? don't say best movie. best taika waititi movie? i'm choking, man.
14:07 shrek to an animated movie from the 2000s? yeah, it's gonna be shrek 2. i think everybody's getting points off this one. that's tough for you, malte! that's tough for you, because all three of them fucking lined up! that's a triple collateral on free for all. oh, baby! the font is so small, i might need glasses. i need to readjust the divs myself, because i want this removed from the screen, not a film from the 2010s. okay. so i married an axe murderer in 1993.
14:43 i need to remove this from the screen and then slide this over to where it's in the middle. because if i zoom in, like it just... i guess i could zoom in here and then just move myself here. that's a little bit better. i could live with that. so much better. so i married an axe murderer, filmed from the 1990s. i think we're all going to be going in a similar direction on this one, but i'll hit you with austin powers' juan.
15:16 definitely not going to be the least popular film. it's probably like the most popular film of all time. what other movies is she in? because she was in a few movies in the 90s, but i haven't seen her since then. what's her name? laura? nancy travis? i want to say her name's nancy travis. can i get a check on that one? most popular unique submission. the most popular, and there's only two of us. okay, the most popular unique submission.
15:52 mike myers has been used three times. oh shit. taming of the shrew, 1967. michael york. yeah. well, i submitted the least popular, so i guess that's bad. oh, barbie. that's a good one. most popular unique suggestion. probably anchorman, the legend of ron burgundy is going to be up there.
16:20 mmm, probably not. i'm probably just a millennial there's probably like nine brian gosling and margot robbie movies that are way more popular than anchorman one now that i think about it drive game over you've lost you finish that that makes sense but if i die to anchorman, that's not a true death that feels that feels okay to me. wait cine tuner no, we screwed up man. how do we
16:48 how do we have a situation where it takes 13 minutes after the conclusion of a battle royale to get into the next one? that seems crazy. we've been over this, it's every 30 minutes? yeah, but it should be 30, if it's every 30 minutes, they should be like 25 minutes long. hang on, i gotta get back into my damn account here. send me an email. huge. takes a minute. can never remember, am i letterbox larry? letterbox larry? letterbox larry with a, um...
17:43 with one d. you're letterboxlary. letterboxlary. turned out to be a great ass name, man. give it a second. i mean, i'm kind of allergic to the dead air, but also i gotta get these damn emails. mandarin check? what do you want me to say? well, i should not ask you that, because you're going to ask me to say something i don't know the words for. wo shi yah dong. my name is adam. no, that's i am adam, sorry. wo jiao yah dong.
18:35 my name's adam, y'all. my name is adam. let me hit him with the... your name isn't adam though? yeah, i still got to figure out what my chinese name is going to be. now to see if i remember my password. i would like to sign in. now i got to... let's see if i remember my username. you know what the worst feeling in the world is? is when you sign in, but you don't click the checkbox that says, remember me.
19:42 coco style. so then you're like, oh, now i got to go through this shit again next time. that's the worst man. all right, i'm letterbox larry rank 1000. anybody want to freestyle a little bit? anybody want to freestyle on a one v one battle? remember me doesn't even work. it makes me cry every time i watch coco which is the one time i've seen coco. oh, you're in a world of hurt brother. and we don't even have like loadouts or anything. what do you mean i switched tabs bro? i'm right here. i did not switch tabs.
20:20 vin diesel, yeah it's gonna be find me guilty 2006. because you went to classic? even better. even better. classic three lifelines? let's strand them, man. it has a fiddle and ready for love. the moon up above, you know what i'm talking about? gun to your head, best song off the singing in the rain soundtrack. that's not the title track. i say broadway revue, but a lot of you don't have the attention span for that. you'll be looking at your phones 13 minutes in. fast x, a minecraft movie based on momoa.
20:57 make him laugh? make him laugh's a good one as long as you got the accompanying video. otherwise, there's a lot of silence. moses is pretty good. moses supposes his toes are roses as moses supposes his toes is to be. moses, he knows his toes and toes aren't roses. get the rest of this. is chang long in this one? like if i hit you with a fucking police story, is that gonna... oh shit! let's fucking do this, bro! let's fucking do this. don't play the tuxedo on me, motherfucker.
21:40 i'm taking your ass back to the past. good morning is good too? police story 2, because it doesn't have maggie chung in it. or michelle yeoh for that. actually, it probably does have maggie chung in it, but it doesn't have michelle yeoh. when you say good morning, are you talking about the song from singing in the rain? or do you just want me to say, hao... hao... zao? hao... zao? good morning to you as well. police story 2 with a skip? yeah, bro. i think we'll be playing in the mood for love off that one right there. zao sheng hao?
22:31 simply because you're near me type shit. damn, maybe i should be learning cantonese instead, man. they've given up? alright. fuck it. eight minutes until we go again? let's do it, man. days of thunder? how do i get them to fucking hong kong, man? probably via randy quaid. guardians of the galaxy? michael rooker? taking you to mall or ass, bro.
23:17 stan lee to spider man yeah, we're gonna be going to we're gonna go in a little deeper we're gonna be going on something like how about drag me to hell and then see what the fuck you know about alison lohman, bro you know some shit about ted raimi. he's in my name is bruce that you don't fucking play another ted raimi movie you're fucked buddy. i'm dropping you in my name is bruce ted raimi has a very regrettable role in that movie i
23:50 you probably know some other bruce campbell shit, but then boom i hit you with bubba ho tep. what are you doing? you're hitting me with skip and then i think ozzy davis is in do the right thing. i think you're fucked, blad. i think you're fucking fucked. i'm thinking six moves ahead. i'm stockfish. i'm stockfish, bro. yeah, yeah, yeah. so what are you gonna you don't know this. you're gonna skip it to me and then i'm gonna play do the right thing. have you heard about the news on mezon 5? people gotta shout to stay alive.
24:26 barbershop? come on, man. it's a spike lee joint! rosie perez? fuck it, bro. i'll take your ass to rampart. it feels fucking good. it does feel good to be in your bag. zombieland. woody harrelson. you know shit about kingpin, bro? like, do you know that it's directed by, oh, fucking bill murray! whatever, i'll strand your ass in something. take your ass back to like ivan reitman movies or something. i don't give a fuck, man. you know what? i would fucking love it.
25:03 i would fucking love it if you played a jim jarmusch movie and i fucking hit you with, um, oh, what the fuck was that movie called that i hated? permanent vacation, that's right. you know this shit's by jim jarmusch? okay, fucking play off permanent vacation then. best of luck to you. monster house, come on, steve buscemi. how much time we got till the br? five minutes? we gotta kill him. we gotta kill him. what are you playing off that? con air? nah, you're fucked, lad. put you in some john cusack shit.
25:46 put you in high fidelity. see if you want to play off of todd louiso. no, it's a kill shot. better off dead. probably better off dead. he's even better off dead. what's he didn't say anything? say anything gives me the cameron crowe out. might be big phone booth. the fuck? who it's not kiefer sutherland, dawg. it's not colin farrell. you talking about grand budapest hotel? the fuck are we doing? no disrespect. good game.
26:17 four minutes. i really don't want to sit here for four minutes. let's link films at our own pace. gran turismo, juman honsu. okay, so we go amistad off of that. boom. after amistad, matthew mcconaughey, take me to sahara. boom. sahara, steve zahn. it's got to be happy texas.
26:35 boom. off of that, this lady in this was in like the godfather part iii. maybe she's related to somebody that's in godfather part iii. william h. macy, of course, steve zahn. oh, you know what? the art teacher from ghost world is in this. that's right. iliana douglas. thor of burch type shit. maybe give me dungeons and dragons 2000. then that of course takes you to dead ringers. now you're at deep in cronenberg territory. take me to scanners.
27:00 scanners, give me michael ironsides. let's go to total recall. now you're back in paul schrader. all of a sudden you're hitting mishima, a life in four chapters. and chat? oh, i got verhoeven and schrader confused. that's my mistake. so, okay. in that case, let's go... oh, now i'm fucking... i hit a misstep and now i'm going terminator 2 like a fucking asshole. still got three minutes. holy cow.
27:27 dean norris. no, dean norris was in this shit. um, dean norris is also in starship troopers, right? so there is there's a very vrhoven connection. how about undercover brother via denise richards? i think half baked i believe dave chappelle plays conspiracy brother in this but no, no, anytime you get undercover brother, you got to go corky romano. you guys want some cookies. this has chris penn in it. it also has peter falk in it.
28:00 so it's like portrait of a woman under the influence. and then you're back here, you're in your fucking like cassavetes era. i don't even know what we're working with anymore. i got out over my skis a little bit, but that's okay. the battle royale is starting soon. get that out of here. exit game. battle royale starts in a minute 38. i'm ready, man. what else is it? there's two different cassavetes. there's a john cassavetes and a nick cassavetes.
28:40 and nick cassavetes did the manchurian candidate 2004. meryl streep, denzel washington. what did john cassavetes do? nick cassavetes also did the notebook. that's crazy. oh, you're right. new manchurian candidate was jonathan demme. was jonathan demme also the director of silence of the lambs, 1991? rosemary's baby, killing of a chinese bookie. okay, spoilers. and stop making sense. that's right. that's right.
29:21 you know how impressed i was with myself that i remembered ozzie davis was in do the right thing? that used to be, we used to be going stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. they need to put do the right thing back on the criterion collection, man. the only spike lee joint i've seen is 25th hour. can we get the spike lee collection back on criterion channel? i got a huge blind spot, man. yes, i need to see the american remake of old boy. toot's sweet. three seconds, i'm ready.
30:11 rush 2013, nicky lauda type shit. daniel bruhl, munchin, are we doing here? dog on the roof, everybody fucking logged in man. ah, twink towers, crazy name. taku, let's do this shit. captain america civil war, movie that won an oscar. oh, but i can't use the same one. munich, i suppose. no links were found. what about fucking daniel bruhl, bro? scarlett johansson, oscar winning film. marriage story.
31:01 definitely won an oscar, 100%. we're in there. we're up there with goth girl boss. next we want a thriller. yeah, it's red eye, bro. that gives us a sprint. fucking pop it. i don't even know how you can't wear it. you can't use it in the first three rounds. it's too powerful. he is in inglorious basterds. he plays like the german sniper who they make the movies about. you're absolutely right. who becomes an actor. link to a film with last in the title.
31:46 wes craven has to have the last vampire. maybe that's not wes craven. scream, the last scream. last nightmare on elm street last. okay, i don't know bro. dracula 2000. i always remember from the trailers for dracula 2000. it was like from the twisted minds that brought you scream. newest film, mario galaxy movie. what the fuck, tyler's going ape shit bro. cast lifeline on the vitch.
32:47 drug test tyler? i want him on pot. that's the only way we stand a chance, man. do people still call it pot? are we like fully taking over? has weed fully captured us? last in the title. there's gotta be a jack black movie with last in it, man. tomorrow war is kinda like, kinda like last. it's like the last yesterday. jack black and the last samurai. don't submit the oldest film. okay, i can do this. avengers secret war.
33:40 avengers doomsday, don't submit the oldest film off of this. we will play top gun maverick then that will not be the oldest film. future film could have been a good move man already submitted the tomorrow war movie came out so long ago tomorrow was like last wednesday though. also don't watch it's not it's not a good movie. it's not a good film. hey, kay simmons. we got to have a talk man. got to have a talk. we go to the same barber.
34:21 guest, fu, i mean 5u535, big mistake. most popular unique submission. i think i can do this. i literally think i can do this with sherlock holmes, a game of shadows. i think also, can i say, and it's not your fault, sinetoonerdle, but this is anti streamer tech. unique is impossible. nl streaming on the weekends is an insane recession indicator. it's monday, young pup. might want to give the office a little ring a ding ding.
34:53 you might want to check in, make sure they're not wondering why the desk is empty. obsidinator collected this loot, huh? hmm, the most popular unique submission. can i hit you with something crazy? the old josh brolin gambit? i wouldn't want to work in an office that doesn't get memorial day off. don't you want to move to japan? i thought you all wanted to move to japan. they're probably in the office today if i had to guess.
35:35 people landia collected this loop come on man fantasy film from magnolia yeah it's going to be legend 1985 boom bro you go to japan every other week lamau yeah i like it i think it's it's a great country to visit as a tourist for sure tom cruise laugh tom cruise laugh for tom cruise connection yeah but the yen carry trade i don't know about that man how's the central bank of japan they got to get a little bit more financial sovereignty right they got to get
36:20 net positive interest rates when factoring in inflation. didn't you have a mental breakdown there? yeah, but i've had breakdowns in north america too. they ain't special. fastest response? oh, bubble boy, bubble boy, bubble boy. oh, i don't think i got the fastest response, bro. i think i was the fastest one on that one. what happened to japan? i'll be honest, i saw too many fake bitches. most of them were other tourists. fastest response from the mask? fifth entry in a franchise? i love you, philip morris.
37:09 possibly fastest, at least. also, the mask is literally a horror movie because my mom wouldn't let me watch it until i was like eight. fastest response, please? 36, but no. okay, sonic the hedgehog 3. science fiction film. okay, we could just go back to sonic, but is there any chance we get to a fifth movie in a franchise? honestly, oh, but i'm not spending points on that. you probably would just go sonic. probably go sonic. probably play the same one, huh? you probably go sonic 2 on that one.
37:57 fifth entry in a franchise, jim kidd. is kick ass 2 the fifth kick ass? and then this has idris elba, ben schwartz. i have not and likely will never see these unless my kid has a sonic phase by the way, but sonic the hedgehog. okay, shortest title off of sonic the hedgehog. feeling like a hop has a real chance on that one, bro. should have taken a stab at least popular film because tyler's beaten ass. also, i'm just realizing their name is not tyler, not even slightly.
38:33 23 pisses me off. how do we go through this every time the movies not called 23 movies called the number 23 you can't insert your own title. it's called the number 23 13 players boosted to 50 okay, so there is a chance shortest title off of doctor strange to druk. that's are you fucking me? are you fucking fucking me? because another round another round is like long as fuck.
39:11 another round is way longer than druk, bro. you should let me play some shit in the original language. i don't even remember what i played. the hunt. i played the hunt instead of yogton. am i one of the others that collected the loot? nope. shortest title off of the imitation game. can i see the cast on this? good motherfucker. karl's dance. mark strong, he'll suck you off. directed by morton tilden. i don't think we're getting matthew goode watchman's shortest title, but i think it's worth a try.
40:12 mark strong has suck off anyone. he's kind of the british stanley tucci. no country for old men to a mystery. a mystery. three billboards outside ebbing, missouri? there's a mystery involved in three billboards outside ebbing, missouri. i might just, i guess it's more of a drama. a film starting with a t that's from any franchise. that's also a mystery. caleb landry jones. fuck it, bro.
41:12 fuck it. i think we're toast, man. i gotta go fargo for mystery. can't think of some shit that starts with a t. maybe the banshees have been a sharon now that i've submitted irrevocably. please boost me to 56. zombieland, filmed from a franchise most popular unique submission. yeah, it's gonna be ghostbusters frozen empire. oh, you haven't seen it? you haven't seen it? that's okay. zhao pengfu, young pup.
41:47 it's probably the best movie ever made. certainly one of the top five ghostbusters movies ever invented. film from the 2020s, now you see me. okay, i mean, obviously the easy play would be now you don't 2025. woody harrelson has already been used three times, bro. you probably hit him with a little jesse heisenberg. probably hit him with some fucking adventureland, which is not from the 2020s, man. it's not from the 2020s. jesse heisenberg?
42:26 jesse eisenberg, perhaps the one man who thinks that he would look weird bald, who's actually right. i'll say it. fuck it. a real pain was so fucking good too. also, they'd already won an oscar. they won an oscar, okay? rory culkin, oscar winning film. easy, bro. science. oh shit, i'm in trouble though. science? oh, it's a different culkin. that's a kieran movie. oh no, that one's rory. the other one's kieran. social network? best facebook movie?
42:54 i got my kieran's and my rory's confused. don't even get me started on macaulay. andrew garfield film from the 2020s. eyes of tammy fay. boom. first. fastest. also, apparently, no, i didn't win an oscar. that's okay. submit the fastest response, perhaps? wait, didn't you... no, you were in this one. that's right. what's your username in this? i'm letterbox larry. i'm in a little bit of trouble here. fastest response. that's 10 points, bro. i'm back.
43:39 non english romance film? silence. it's a romance between a man and a god. and also, it literally takes place in japan, non english. they fucked me. they fucked me, bro. and every time i'd met, not only did i say silence, now everyone in chat said, i kill you. so now i gotta deal with this jeff dunham shit.
44:06 crazy stupid love. listen. again. okay. you know what i'm talking about? best freddie mercury impression just dropped. you got to go for a double here. they already played the double though they played the they played the crazy stupid love. it's a comedy romance. there's only one of those. oh shit. link to a film starting with elle with steve carell.
44:50 or paul rudd, or do you ignore... that should start with an l bro. roman y malco bitch! ro in my time of need roman y malco came to me and saved me. oh that's fucking huge. korean language film starring mike myers
45:24 like meyers film from the 2010s. i don't think we're getting to a korean language film off of the love guru. i'm just going to be honest with you. you could definitely get bad teacher justin timberlake for four points. shrek dubbed in korean? that's pretty good, honestly. shrek dubbed in korean pretty good. he is the international man of mystery. shrek forever after. science fiction film from the 1980s? i feel like eddie murphy has to have a science fiction film from the 1980s, man.
46:08 where am i here? i'm in first. i spend two points on cast and try to get something crazy. john ham's in this? fiction film from the new craig robinson. harry gregson williams, didn't he do back to the future? oh, he did something. i have to hit skip because i flubbed typing hot tub time machine. fuck did harry gregson williams score, man? he was scoring everything back in the day. science fiction film from the 1980s.
46:43 yeah, i mean, i could certainly hit you with a science fiction film starring eddie murphy. it's the inimitable the adventures of pluto nash. what did harry gregson williams score? return of the jedi, kingdom of heaven, metal gear solid. submit the longest title. they're all pretty close, man. they're all pretty close. this one's taking a little longer. uh oh, you've submitted the most popular film.
47:42 film from the 19 this is a film from the 1990s, bro. what the fuck else is for uh, you could play leon the professional, unfortunately. begrudgingly play leon the professional to get a 10 point link from the 1990s. i guess you could have played schindler's list. that's a pretty well known movie as well now that i think about it from the 1990s. hey, joyless division is back, man. never mind, they've been eliminated despite putting an awesome an awesome movie last time.
48:25 eddie murphy film with, oh shit, oldest eddie murphy movie linked to a film featuring eddie murphy. i don't think we're getting there, man. longest title, oldest film. yeah, i don't think this is gonna apply for anything, to be honest. that's okay. two points, hopefully not that big of a deal. oscar winning film from sid and nancy. can i get a cast off this? finest hour. damn, roger deakins. darkest hour? huge.
49:09 alex cox has a collection coming out on criterion soon, right? also courtney love, right? isn't courtney love and sid and nancy here? am i fucking tweaking? you're right, sprint on them? not bad, y'all. bottom two players eliminated. darkest hour featuring eddie murphy. link to a film from the 2000s starring gary oldman. but don't submit the prisoner of azkaban. the dark knight. oh, we're fucking back. and sprint on them, king. that's all right, protect yourself in the top four.
49:53 holy fuck. they triggered a mine. it changed everything. link to a crime film. dark knight rises. oh, it's already been used three times. peaky blinders. it's gonna be long though. whatever. net one point. even if it is the longest title is net one point. insomnia is a way better play for sure. yeah, that makes sense. guys, look at this. it's a fucking tight game at the top. a western film.
50:34 wild wild west with kenneth branagh. oh, to any outlaw trying to draw, thinking you're bad, any draw in the west best be with a pen and a pad. don't even think about it. john, you should have retired. don't get a gog. well, i tried to retire, but then they done fucked with my dog. linked to a movie from the 1990s. that's also from the 1950s. okay, 1990s. we go pulp fiction. you don't want to see my hip where my hip be at. got his behind looking damn good too.
51:25 here we go. oscar winning film, twin tarantino? not possible. not possible. once upon a time in hollywood. 19th most popular movie in the world, huh? endgame, first to 140? oh shit. it's amid the old, oh fuck. i don't know. probably singing in the rain? worth a shot. sunset boulevard? all right. reservoir dogs? yeah, that's fair. that's fair. you kind of cooked me with that one.
52:12 definitely was more sensible to go for an al pacino connection than trying to get some like richard dalton connection or whatever the dude's name is in the movie. that makes a lot more sense to be honest. eight more minutes to until the next one. well, that's an eight to noodle one. yeah, we can fit we can at least try to fit in a classic. hate movies. oh, we were you were just in the game with us. let's do it. ford versus ferrari.
53:02 oh, cinematography by fiden papamichael. of course, martian, classic play. chaweet aliji ofer, i'm going to play the back rooms. oh wait, it doesn't come out till friday. how about observe and report? i'm excited for the back rooms movie, man. i think they're going to land the plane. i'm not going to see it probably for like 18 months if i had to guess, but i'm excited to see how people react to it at least.
53:34 bro, didn't you make the finals? what do you mean you don't know anybody who's in observing report? let's not go crazy here. ant man? yeah, it's going to be atl via ti. ant man and the wasp? all right. i mean, i don't really know a third ti movie to be honest with you. don't really want to play, oh, i'll fucking play quantum mania on you, whatever. let's just... they didn't have ti in that one. he didn't go to the quantum realm. they didn't send ti to the quantum realm? apparently not.
54:25 smart move on his part, true. how about wet hot american summer? i don't know. possible. a lot of people might be playing this but like don't actually watch any movies. might not know anybody from the state comedy universe. might not know that david hyde pierce is in this and he's probably also in antz if i had to guess. damn, guardians of the galaxy, bradley cooper. it's a smart play. it's a smart play. let me take care of the devil. is that with his cabin knock at the cabin, dave bautista? i don't like to be a second strike for any actor.
55:05 the wrecking crew. who's this? okay, dave bautista. i'm gonna guess that you know who plays the uber in stuber based on the poster, but could be wrong. deadpool? nah, man. there is a taxi driver in both movies though. you're right about this one. there's a... i say casino royale? no, my bad. angelina jolie maybe? how about salt? 2010.
55:41 i would say, what? because isn't gemma or titian in eternals and then also in one of the bond movies, but i don't know which one. i think so. i should have played pepper. she's in quantum. she's in quantum of solace. look at that. oh, gemma chan is in eternals. i got the wrong gemma. is it gemma or gemma? sheila kunis is in gia?
56:21 no, we got to do we got to hit you with like noah first. then you play another aaron ovsky and then i play pie. and then you skip and then i skip american pie. okay, american pies where you skipped me on noah with one strike bro. kind of a crazy play about la confidential. and don't just fucking mail me for time, bro. we got four minutes and you got no skip left. passion of the christ.
57:03 you know what? you haven't seen movies. your name's hate movies. it makes perfect sense to me. what's the pope movie? pope's exorcist 2023? i was later gonna type in the fat pope. russell crowe's been used three times, bro. gg to you as well, hate movies. gg. love ciné 2. i love classic, man. there's something so classic about classic. something so nostalgic about it.
58:11 what are you guys watching on criterion channel, june 1st, 1201 a.m.? be so fucking for real with me. i still gotta, i gotta go and look again. i gotta go and look. i gotta go look first and see some shit that's leaving at the end of may. portrait of a lady on fire, performative, i'm afraid, because it's not on criterion channel. trust me, i keep looking. i keep looking for portrait of a lady on fire. i keep looking for do the right thing. i keep looking for the handmaiden. they don't have them. they do not have those three.
58:51 why limit yourself to criterion channel? true, i could be watching some dreck on prime video. i donate you with your favorite movies. megressa, i watched picnic and hanging rock because you gave it a five star. that's some serious glazing. anybody could be like, wow, that sounds good. and you would probably be like, this person's my best friend. who among us is actually gonna nut up and go 96 minutes on the peloton watching this australian movie from like 1975? that's respect.
59:24 respect is putting fucking boots to ass and spending time building a connection with someone. that's what respect is. respect is spending the only resource that actually matters, your limited amount of time on this blue fucking marble to be able to interface and relate to somebody else. everybody else goes, yeah, i looked up the synopsis on wikipedia. i don't know, seems cool. by the way, have you seen balls up? i fucking put, i put boots to ass on that one.
59:57 they need more cronenberg on criterion? bro, you sobbed like two months too late. they had every cronenberg movie until the end of april. anyway, i'm warmed up. speed racer starring emile hirsch, christina ricci, john goodman, hiroyuki sanada, reigns in this one? damn. i don't know. i'll probably just play like the matrix or something. there's a lot coming off of this. there's too much heat coming off of this. what's the movie reign is in? it's called like shogun assassin or something? the matrix!
1:00:44 film from any franchise? yeah, it's gonna be return of the king for a ton of points. don't steal that one, okay? that one's... nobody else can play return of the king. only i can play the lord of the rings, return of the king. hate movies, come on. we just played together. we just played together. i know you don't know the lord of the rings films. look to a film starring whoopi goldberg. what the fuck, man? i guess i'll just try ghost. i still fucking try theodore rex.
1:01:21 alright in that case fucking play some crazy shit man. play some cronenberg for that chatter i mean if you get whoopee off this more power to you bob eubanks could never oldest film off of this shit some shit ian mckellen was in before i knew who he was probably some shit christopher lee was in there's gotta be that's 74. i mean nosferatu. okay. i don't know the dracula movie that christopher lee is in but i'll hit you with the man with the golden gun
1:02:10 am i one of the two chatters who collected this loot? i don't know. whoopi goldberg off guardians of the galaxy. hear me out here, ghost? little sister act 2 back in the habit. a little theodore rex maybe. oh shit, they took a point away. a little amistad. oh shit, stop taking points. moneyball, moneyball. honestly, i thought jimman hounsou was in guardians 2 and in amistad. they be taking my points.
1:02:47 don't link to a film from the 1990s, but do submit the oldest film. wait, okay, that's too risky. 2006 would do spiritual damage to me if it was the oldest film here, but that's okay. are we doing 16th of 20? we can get back. gekko collected this salute. that's right, glenn close is in that one. the trial of the incredible hulk. what the fuck, man? spider man 1, i guess.
1:03:27 got me some points. the trial of the incredible hulk, we got a knower in here, man. and it's from 1989. his ass is going to jail? you know what's crazy about the hulk? they did not like him when he was... i don't know if i want to complete this joke. fastest response? spider man 2. spider man 2. oh, fuck! wonder boys. wonder boys. tobey maguire. fastest... letterbox larry was the fastest response. how about that? link to a mystery? a mystery. boondock saints.
1:04:29 it's a mystery why so many of my friends love this movie. you're getting beat by hate movies? oh shit, i'm on the bubble, man. that's a mystery? aren't they looking for somebody? il duce is looking for them, right? oh, i got a fastest response, bro. submit the newest film, robert pattinson. might be fastest? might literally be within the fastest and also the newest film. might also be a mystery? it's a mystery why they didn't just suck each other off and fucking
1:05:14 blow each other and fuck each other instead of like getting involved with all the killing shit jerking off to scrimshaw not fastest newest okay not a mystery i guess we would have we would have known that one right off the bat link to a mysterious action movie yeah bro okay tenant is a fucking mystery it's a mystery what they're saying because the sound mixing is kind of fucked up it's a mystery what the fuck they're saying man britney the batman
1:06:05 rise of the planet, dawn of the planet of the apes. that could be the longest title. it's shorter than the twilight saga breaking dawn part 2, now that i think about it or whatever. it's called new moon part 2. new moon, sounds like chibilly's dad. damn, hate movies is in first place, man. longest title, longest title. i think it might be the prisoner of azkaban, man. yeah.
1:06:44 don't really care what twilight movies you're favorite as long as you drink a modelo with me. long as it's the twilight saga breaking dawn part ii. someone just used cast on the dark knight rises, man. films starting with f? there might be a western with gary sinise, but a tom hanks movie that starts with f should be like fucking built in, man. yeah, turns out i have no idea, so i'm gonna submit some shit like the terminal. we're gonna fall to eighth place and play the terminal. stings a little bit.
1:07:45 and it won, which is even worse. let me just get a cast on this. stanley tucci, chai mcbride, diego luna, what the fuck? really? eddie jones? okay, here's the thing. via undercover brother, i can get to a movie with will ferrell. because chris kattan's in undercover brother. so i'm going, i'm going it. we're going to bones and all apparently. that's no good.
1:08:26 timothy shalomay zendaya, cast me again. it's a luca guadagnino film. i did not do the favorite, that's your ghost. michael stuhlbarg, my goat, man. chloe sevigny, will ferrell in the brown bunny. david gordon green, fucking pineapple express, bro. will ferrell's not in pineapple express. i'm in a lot of trouble here. french dispatch.
1:09:10 not on the bubble at least. let me primal fear. ed norden's in both. i thought that was a movie about lesbians, but it's timmy c. timmy c's got some sapphic movies, probably. wonka? i gotta lock in here. shortest title. we gotta get the most popular unique submission on this one, which means i can't tell you what i'm putting in here. it could get both. it could get both. bro, that's eight letters. it could get both. i'm saying it's possible.
1:10:12 whatever, boost me to 48. that was like a 14 point bonus. i'm in the last fucking place, bro. most popular unique submission off of alien. this literally has a chance though. this one literally has a chance. a lot of people are going to blow themselves out on the other aliens. i'm getting in there on the sneaky ian holm connection. hey, movies collected this loot. film from the 2010s is worth more. okay. you probably play avatar 2.
1:10:54 yeah, probably play avatar 2 off this one. don't make it overcomplicated. avatar 2 is from the 2020s, isn't it? now that i've clicked it, it's from the 20s. it said 2022 at the end of it. could have played guardians of the galaxy, bro. could have played guardians of the galaxy. now i'm fucked, man. go to round 22, bottom two. oh, and i triggered the mine! i'm fucking dead, dude.
1:11:30 we can do this, guardians of the galaxy. how am i going to get some points back, man? it's already been played. oh, cch pounder. stephen lang. okay, i can do either. don't breathe. don't breathe. don't breathe off of stephen lang. oh, it's from a franchise. because they made a fuck ass sequel. oh, brother. what are my odds? zero. danny boyle movie from the 1980s.
1:12:11 to get ahead in advertising. oh, those are the british movies from the 80s. i know made in britain. skip me for zero hey 28 seconds later 28 seconds later would have been a hell of a play man. well good game guys good game you fucking got me. i was eliminated in ninth place 20 28 quanta later. well that slash marker cine to a neural i gotta go pee again and then we'll play something else see you in a minute. oh