I don't know about you... (Cine2Nerdle Battles)
Northernlion2026-07-02Cine2Nerdle Battles
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oh, we start playing castlevania. super castlevania 4. episode 1. the title? i gotta whip! sorry, by the way, if you're watching this on youtube, i put the slash marker way too early. so now we just gotta watch this screen for like 184 seconds. apollo, you see any movies while i was gone? i think you might've. let me see, let me go check... he logged everything? everything? i re logged my letterbox?
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i mean your favorite movie is interstellar as far as i'm concerned it was already full of logs. it's actually pretty good though. re log your whole letterbox? true journal podcast episodes. how do i... you know what? i know that you watched... what is that movie called? the bus that's on fire? desert bus? the bus? bus? what was that movie? because that's the easiest way to find you. the lost bus. that's it. you watched lost bus. so i'm going to search lost bus.
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from 2025 directed by paul greengrass. i'm gonna take your review and then i'm gonna go to your letterbox profile. damn you've been logging man. the boy in the hair on oh yeah or as i call it, illmatic. excuse me, you know what i'm talking about? rose watching slop. he's not watching slop, he's watching studio ghibli and he's also he's also watching the bad guys too.
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but if anything i'm jealous because i was trying to buy some chapter books for my daughter and i said what about the bad guys? and she said she's not interested. she's not interested in the bad guys. as needs to the same time. yeah, something's something's going around something's going around something's in the water. that's true. and if i've got a brown nose for some gold wait
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but i'm a cheerleader is one of them because it's pride month bro because it's pride month they got all the pride movies i know everything about but i'm a cheerleader it has natasha lyonne in it it has clea duvall in it it has rupaul rupaul's in it as well it's very good sources are saying it's a three and a half out of five but that's okay it does oh my queen melanie linsky from shattered glass it does have melanie linsky in it as well this is a nice little warm up
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melanie linsky. okay, i'm ready. and a second countdown like enough is enough bro. okay a single man nicholas holt ryan simpkins jennifer goodwin. yeah, i'm thinking we plays utopia off of that she plays judy hopps bro read a book matthew goode is in this shouldn't he be playing? hello time bomb at the queen elizabeth theatre the canadian
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canadian artist. okay, an oscar winning comedy. oh yeah, yeah, yeah, i think i can do this. i think i can do this. it's called the king's speech, bro. boom. it literally is a comedy. he talks funny. oh, relax! relax. we were all thinking it. he swears? i haven't seen it. no spoilers, please. comedy film from the king's speech. yeah, bro. i'm thinking it's big fish. i'm thinking it's, uh, i'm thinking it's bridget jones, mad about the boy.
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player names are pretty good too. pop secret act 2, lighthouse lover, boards of hanada, chuck mcgill, mulaney man, mishima's in the fucking game! mishima's in the game right now? mishima, you're my goat kind of... not really... some of the... the movie... the movie... yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, the movie... the movie's good. my problematic fave?
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any film featuring will ferrell from kingsman the golden circle? you can't tell me channing tatum is not in a will ferrell movie, bro. or julianne moore, will ferrell? how'd you do that, zombie lord? what a name. channing tatum, 21 jump street, bro. his name is jeff, that's a different movie. that's 22 jump street. we already did this bit. there's nothing better than a bit that's already been done. is that the one with mini me? don't do this to me, man. don't do this to me.
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cynthia. link to an animated film? a lego movie. channing tatum, lego. we love it! we love the lego movie. it has will ferrell. hello, chiblee. chiblee, what have you been playing? apollo, what have you been playing? i've been watching youtube ai videos about dads who have been scorned by their daughters, and i'm starting to relate to it. you really will. i'll spend like all day with my kid, and then she'll say some shit like, i don't like daddy. i like mommy more. and i'm like, man, what the fuck?
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you weren't talking like that at the playground, let me put it that way. well, where was that kind of talk when you needed some help getting across the monkey bars? yeah, that's right. that's right, man. i'm starting to see the point of these videos. uh, shirley denzel... probably someone from this is in the equalizer too. ah! um, moneyball? i got a little ahead of myself there, i apologize. so i took away her. i didn't let her know that my multi billion dollar company was paying her allowance.
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third entry in a franchise. okay. okay. magic mike. oh, we can't use channing tatum anymore. nick offerman. yona hill. phil lord. christopher miller. will ferrell. will arnett. what am i doing? what am i doing? anchorman 3. why am i not playing anything? i'm not playing anything. you sound like you're getting sicker and sicker by the minute. i'm due for my next dose of dayquil for sure.
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taken. okay, well this we go taken 3, the denzel story. i'm back. was there a daddy's home 3? how could there be a daddy's home 3? because like the first movie is about his new wife's ex husband, the father of her child. and then the second one is about their dads. the third one is just getting like you're kind of getting a little insane on that point. excuse me, they did not give me minus seven, did they?
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darkman is not from a franchise, bro! that's a one off! there's th oh my god, they made three of them?! direct to video sequels, motherfucker, man! i should have played schindler's list! jesus christ. submit the oldest film. oscar winning film? e.t. best alien movie at the oscars. guys, who else is playing in the world cup right now? sprint, bro, your buffs are maxed? oh yeah. sorry, max uses this turn reached.
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sweden france right now easy max bet sweden right now freddy lundberg in it. honestly he's a beast in the knockout stages horror film starring ralph fiennes 28 days later the bone temple 28 years later the bone temple. did you like conclave? i like any movie with stanley tucci in it whenever stanley tucci shows up in a movie i go hey, he looked that guy looks like ryan and then i go who said that who said that oldest film
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any chance you think the english patient will be the oldest film? even the day trippers? i mean, he was hitting some moves in the day trippers. librarian, you got the clip. he was hitting the... yes! there must be some mistake. a movie from 1996 is the oldest movie, even though that was only 10 years ago. okay, whatever you say. yeah, bro, i think oppenheimer might have won an oscar. most people in a movie. more like sloppenheimer. that's one. i'll catch that on youtube shorts.
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least popular film about crime. least pop e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
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gun to your head, favorite alexis bledel film? and you can't say sisterhood of the traveling pants 1 or 2. boom. willem dafoe inside. sin city? she's in that? i think you're getting there confused with jessica alba. i was gonna say postgrad, but sin city might be better. postgrad pretty good though. oscar winning film? yeah bro, the favorite? i'm feeling like i'm back in my bag. i'm feeling pretty good. letterbox larry, my goat?
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the more movies i watch, the worse i get at this. so having not seen a movie except for toy story 5 twice in the past couple of weeks, this is big for me. i should have been typing instead of talking. my bad, y'all. grand budapest hotel? let me get the rundown. that's not what this movie's called. i'll play lady bird. what's the one, meg ressler, you just watched it? saoirse ronan gets out of rehab and goes back to ireland to rebuild her life?
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probably has the blues traveler song in it. why you wanna give me the run around? yeah, it's a surefire way to keep things up. a film from the 1990s starring bill murray. yeah, that's gonna have to be kingpin from 1996, bro. why you wanna give me a reach around? it's a surefire way to keep it up. wait, that's pretty good.
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you think john popper would be into that parody? something tells me he takes himself somewhat seriously. i hate this, just the cover art for this is so funny man. what the fuck is bill murray done? zombie? that could be a fantasy film bro. ah okay. film ain't all that. don't let gen x hear you say that. i think it's pretty good though to be honest.
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uh, give me three billboards. oh, that's from 2017, huh? any randy quaid movies from the 2020s? woody harrelson movies from the 2020s. like a game show contestant with the parting gift. i cannot believe my eyes. i'm gonna say three billboards outside of ebbing, missouri. i have no idea. oh, you're right, it's triangle of sadness, bro. i'm fucking with blues traveler. i mean, i wouldn't turn it off, but i don't think i'd turn it on either.
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frances mcdormand, no, it's a no man's land double, 2020s and oscar winning. my dad used to listen to a fuckload of a blues traveler in the car when i was a kid. so i know all about, who wouldn't it be most precarious? i know all about canadian rose, man. link to a drama, a drama film. how about fargo? how about hamnet actually?
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my dad listened to a lot of depeche mode. i'm a little jealous. oh shit! i didn't even read that. i'm jealous. my dad listened to a lot of that acdc double live album, man. philip seymour hoffman had to be in a western, man. probably not that one. kate hudson western? kind of a southern, i guess, but... oh, here's billy crudup, man!
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billy crudup's probably, he's got a western style name. but i also have to give my dad credit because he used to listen to a lot of the jerky boys, which was really formative for my... wait, the power of the dog, maybe? noah taylor's australian, man. he could have been in power of the dog. link to a western film. nancy wilson's in this? that's nancy travis, bro. i guess i'm hitting skip and eliminating myself. abra los ojos. okay.
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what the fuck? golden balls? nope. i'm fucked, bro. i'm fucking fucked, man! bulver? oh my god, it's from the 2000s. i'm fucking dead, bro. i'm dead and now i gotta wait 15 minutes to play again. motherfucker, dude! thanks for trying, zombie lord. i appreciate it. wait, but i had the most shared cast and crew? i'm back? oh, i was eliminated. but i made a go of it, man. alright. leave game.
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just saw your old vids reacting to crazy birthday party uncle reminds me of the piss nuke guy from insta reels okay, i need what is what is piss nuke? also, it is crazy to call them old vids. i think that they're from april it's time for another piss nuke tutorial please watch piss nuke save save that i can't show this right? even librarians stressed. i don't know
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heavenly creatures, peter jackson type shit. watch it and tell me if i'm okay. did you really hit me with an instant meet the feebles, bro? that's crazy. that's insane. oh, i see where we're going with brain dead here then. that's crazy. that one scene from terminator, but it's a piss nuke. are you talking about when he's holding the... oh no, no, it's the... when she's on the fence at the playground. oh yeah, okay. you skipped on brain dead, bro? all right, well fucking fair enough.
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some other shit from new zealand, i guess. black sheep 2007. you can tell everybody! i'm the man, i'm the man, i'm the man! yeah, it's not the same black sheep, bro. you're the one who can i say? you fucking played meet the feebles. you did this to yourself, garbage pail. about your garbage pail kids, they never lie! about transformers, cause there's more than meets the eye!
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you know what i'm talking about? rock hudson rot, yeah! no? it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. i mean, don't play meet the feebles if you don't know any kiwi cinema, bro. it's not that complicated. it is in that small category of... okay, can you let me talk, bro? fuck it. eat clock watchers. chew on that for a minute. small category of... what the fuck? you're instantaneous? you typed instantaneously?
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you think i don't know shit about gabriel byrne? he's in the usual suspects, bro. i can't fucking banter, they're they premo oh my god! chill! chill! i'm obviously gonna play brad pittoff or am i gonna play like some fucking stigmata shit and go to kim basinger? gabriel byrne's in this? i thought we were going straight to kim basinger! that's crazy! lost highway? motherfucker. with the bill pullman type while you were sleeping.
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when they play the my bloody valentine song in this, when i look at you, oh, i don't know what it's real, what's in a world. bill pullman type shit. space balls me. top three track on loveless and it ain't number three, let's put it that way. you guys ever heard soft as snow but warm inside from the earlier album? i'm gonna say cheaper by the dozen 2 from little shop of horrors. can you slow the fuck down, man?
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i'm gonna guess hayley duff was in this one as well. nepotism. nope. okay. well, how about a cinderella motherfucking story? wait, this says chad michael murray. no, wait, that's a cinderella story. my bad, y'all. that's chad right there. agent cody banks. agent cody banks with the framiness who's certainly also in agent cody banks 2. destination london. destination london.
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keith david? uh, yeah. there's something about mary, bro. wait, can i fucking fuck you? you might not know fucking anika noni rose. you know anika noni rose? fuck, you know fred taresciore. amy adams, the night bitch herself? i can do this shit all day, man. it would bring me great pleasure to do so. amy adams? how about n julia? name a meryl streep movie. i'll wait. robert redford type shit? okay.
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how about fucking spy game 2001 with shane rimmer? you're gonna miss the br? yeah, you're gonna miss that br before sunset. good reference, good reference. a bridge too far? okay, how about star wars a new hope? i honestly thought this had alec guinness in it. yeah, that's the one i was thinking of. how did you know that? how did you know that? oh shit. well, fuck. i'll probably say
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empire strikes back then, i suppose. harry potter. no linkster... isn't this fella in harry potter? king gladiator. the skip on lawrence of arabia hurts pretty bad, i'm not gonna lie to you. oh, david lean! a brief encounter? oh, my god, i almost got screwed on david lean, bro. a lean night. peter o'toole? i thought peter o'toole played fucking dumbledore, bro. you skipped me on brief encounter?
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dr. zhivago. dr. zhivago. you haven't seen? bro, you might have seen every movie, but you haven't seen unforgiven? you should have checked zhivago. yeah, yeah, yeah. lakeda, what the, what, i don't understand. i don't understand what happened because you were playing like a bot. like you were a robot. you're a one of one, lakeda. doesn't know old cinema? they played wizard of oz or whatever. lawrence of arabia.
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what if i wanted to break heavenly creatures? guess what bro? we're taking the alinsky gambit. what is this? win a hundred ranked battles by meeting all i don't even think i played a hundred games this in my whole life man kids 1995 i got something off that i can picture the fucking whatever what's the movie that is a happiness that this guy also did or might am i tweaking off this?
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american psycho, chloe sevety. how many fucking chloe seve oh, because we were in the i see, i see, i see. i understand though. isn't reese's in this? most famous of course for sweet home alabama. oh, and josh lucas. reese's? yeah, yeah, the one with the cup. yeah, you're right! i was thinking of fucking todd sollins. what's the movie todd sollins that was made that was a follow up to that other movie he made? i'm not giving you a lot here. what the fuck? you playing wild on my ass?
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peace witherspoon. i mean, you know shit about cruel intentions? who knows, man? dollhouse! thank you! dude, i was just looking up do revenge last night, bro, so you're in a lot of trouble. that being said, i don't know any i know maya hawk is in it, but i don't know anything else that she's in. is one of you in palm springs 2020? yeah, that's right. kimila mendez. kimila mendez is in palm springs 2020, bro. don't do this shit, okay?
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don't play this fucking amazon prime original bullshit from the 2020s. play some good fucking movies like the tomorrow war from 2021. play some good fucking cinema, okay? whiplash. okay, bro, i'll hit you. you ever hear of this one? what about spider head? great movie. one of the best movies of 2022. cabin in the woods. classic, classic movie. the ally mcbeal motherfucker is in this one. you know the one i'm talking about. the same one from get out.
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bradley whitford, that's him. the dancing baby type shit, exactly. nope. yeah, how about the princess and the frog? you will never play a nicononi rose. oprah type shit. color purple. maluman! maluman se, nice to see you. badass 2, badasses. they're toying with me, bro. i don't know, is this fucking bert kreischer? i don't think it's bert kreischer, bro. i guess i'm gonna have to play like the royal tenenbaums.
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badass too, badasses. he was happier to see maluma over me? chiblee i've turned over a new leaf! i've been off the internet for two weeks and now i love everybody. or at least the pity comes before hate. who the fuck is frank wood, man? in predator 2 they're just in new york? i guess we'll play predator 1. oh, la, la, okay. two weeks in the buddhist temple? ooh. hey chiblee, need a tian hua hao ma duoshao?
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you can tell me. the sixth day, arnold schwarzenegger. i'll play collateral damage. three minute warning. thank you, thank you. along goodbye. elliot gould type shit. the cable guy. what's up, doc? some fucking peter bogdanovich bullshit, man. who gives a fuck? is peter falk in this? nah, man. skip him. i know you're elliot gould, bro. brother, you don't need an application update. you print and scan. tib robbins, you know i'm going high fidelity.
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hey luke, welcome back, welcome back. i still know what you did last summer with fucking brandy from the descendants 3? oh, they don't have disney original movies on here? freddie prinze jr. from wing commander? one minute warning? well fucking like we got a draw then! it really is one minute. nerve, you win this one. i resign. i resign. you're lucky. i probably could have won if i wanted to but...
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put me on the royale. 32 seconds! should i send the piss nuke? is it gonna be tos? i mean, it sounds tos. it's called piss nuke. it's okay. we're gonna have to wait till after the br, okay? thank you, blue. i'm doing well today. any day you get to stream on this beautiful planet is a good day. they're saying nl has the worst strain of influenza that's ever existed. any other streamer would be in bed right now.
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and that's true. chat, how do i know melanie lawrence? she's from something. i think she's done some movies. mike mills? did you do happy go lucky, you motherfucker? no, that's mike lee, bro. all right, fucking what's her name. birds of prey and the fantabulous emancipation of one harley quinn. oh, from a glorious bastards, that's right. hey, fencer brave, thanks for the gifted subscriptions. thank you. longest title? attack of the motherfucking clones. thank you. thank you, fencer brave.
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what's your favorite game of all time? easy, mother 3. no, leisure suit larry. any, any leisure suit larry. why do i have no points? the force awakens is a longer title? let me link to a movie from the 2010s, man. maybe like star wars episode. force awakens has got to be longer than last jedi, but rise? bro, i waited too long. i'm going to lose my chance. i couldn't think of a movie that
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attached to star wars, man. that's so sad. where am i? fuck, i got five fucking points, man. i am throwing away my shot. i'm just thinking about the piss nuke and just, wait, most popular unique submission. there's gotta be a batman movie with mark hamill. most popular unique submission of balloons. you can see your place at the top center. thank you, thank you. right now i'm imagining
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what the piss nuke could be and until i know what it is it could be anything and i think that's awesome apollo giamatti? what a fucking crazy name man. most shared cast and crew? the angels in the fucking outfield? maybe angels in the end zone? it's a guy throwing a jug of piss on the ground? sounds awesome. sounds great. but it must be something must happen because
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it's called a nuke. i mean that's a term you don't use lightly. comedy film? this means war, tom hardy. oh but it doesn't give me any oh skim me! skim me! dash me! whatever, end mix! cognitive decline is obviously sad, but it is always crazy on hoarders when they go to like someone's house and they're not just hoarding like old newspapers and stuff but they got like a bunch of bottles of their own piss. the human mind is a is a terrifying place man.
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least popular film from the wolf of wall street? i don't know, man. ethan suplee and the butterfly effect? you're not getting points? i'm in 20th place, man. i'm in 21st place. and i'm about to get a bunch of points for submitting the least popular film. that's not me, huh? film from the 2010s. what the fuck? okay, okay. martin scorsese's in... isn't he in scary movie or something? scary movie 6? i mean, i know he's in quiz show.
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what did he burn his... oh, he's in the mandalorian! the groglit! bottom four players will be eliminated. that ain't me, bro. japanese language film starring robert de niro or al pacino. least popular film plus one point? motherfucker, man. jesus christ, i don't know. meet the fuckers. i got priority! move me up so i can't do anything! great, i'm dead. now i gotta watch piss nuke.
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eliminate it in 20 fucking second place. here we go. here we go the piss nuke. stop typing i need to click on it. go ahead and say it, i'm solving the captcha to watch piss nuke. i made it y'all. is this, so this is the one, this is the one that says seven year old me after pissing in a balloon in the school bathroom and coming back to my second grade class and this is from mr piss air. incoming! everybody get down! set! fire!
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piss nuke incoming! everybody get down! sir! huh! ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh
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it does not sound like corey at all, man. but that's very funny. it's very funny to suggest that though. you know what? now that you mention it, it looks a little bit like corey too. hang on guys, i'm editing my cine2nerdle battle kit. what the fuck? this isn't fair. you have your elos 2000, bro. my elos 1049. and you're gonna kill me on fucking roseburn?
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play oscar winning films. okay, i can try man. think of the elo game. oh, the elo game. how do you even know seven rose byrne movies, man? she's only in two neighbors. french connection 2. gene hackman directed by ron frankenheimer. yeah, i'm gonna say royal tenenbaums won a couple osters. i just said osters. i'm cooked, man.
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welcome to mooseport would have been a good guess. how did it get burned? how did it get burned? how did it get ed killing me is for nothing! it's not gonna bring back your goddamn honey! glengarry glen ross, best monologue. most sigma monologue. motherfucker. i just don't know what to do about that, man. the fuck is irresistible starring bruce altman? bad teacher? i 100% believe that trolls could have won an oscar. best soundtrack.
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oh shit! kevin zani wallace from the beasts of the southern wild? pop quiz hotshot. motherfucker. they had to use an escape. we're back, we're back. umm, okay. darkman. now i know there's three darkman. he does know every rose byrne movie. what the fuck? colin freels? alright, well guess what bro? if i had legs i'd fucking kick you. good luck playing a rose byrne off of that buddy. get rushed.
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what, you gotta play toy story 5 conan o'brien? young guns 2 christian slater. you know what buddy? good one. mighty ducks. mighty ducks 3. emilio estevez. get rushed. can't rush on consecutive turns. why don't you shell your pie hole and give me an egg salad sandwich? that looks like demi moore to me. motherfucker via jason bege. madness man. did split win any oscars?
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next minute, oh, i can't be playing james mcavoy against you. that's just, that's obvious, man. i mean, dune part 2 doesn't have any links. what about oscar isaac, bro? spoilers! get rushed, kid. boom. oh, you're in trouble. you're at sentimental value, okay? elle fanning, huh? different fanning. how about the back rooms? i'm getting head in the back rooms. i'm fucking the babadook.
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i'm six inches deep in pennywise. probably play smallfoot off of this. what are you, zendaya bro? is zendaya not in this? marty supreme? she's not in it at all? that's not zendaya? i thought zendaya was in bones and all. i thought it was a timmy and, what, is this fucking, okay, literally i was about to say, is this jeff foxworthy? but it's just the plaid and the jeans were doing a lot of work. that's sandra bernhardt, who has been, she's a comedian, she's in some movies.
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i don't know. listen, i don't know if i can say it lyndon bates johnson, but i was mad at you for something and i don't remember what i was mad at you for. there's no way the last harry potter didn't win a few fucking like participation trophies at the oscars. i don't remember what i was mad at you for, but you brought it back by saying jeff foxworthy is a little lesbian coded. okay, good game. because he, i mean, not the content of his speech, which is obviously for manly men, but
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like his look is a little... it's a little lesbian coded for sure. oh, it's my turn. red, white and royal blue. clifton collins jr., bro? stephen fry? i gotta be skipping immediately. why can't i name a clifton collins jr. movie? are you in pacific rim? yeah, okay. you're the guy in pacific rim that for 10 minutes i thought was rob schneider. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's right. okay. what do you want? you gotta get sentimental. three films from norway. okay.
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and i need to play films that won oscars. okay, that's... i'm gonna put you on fucking... what's the first fucking guillermo del toro? it's not splice. it's called fucking something... the brood? no, that's cronenberg, bro. whatever. hellboy 2. crono... i was thinking of cronos. because i wanted to stay in del toro so that i could then play the shape of water and get like 10 oscars off it.
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so he's you got you better get me out of del toro right now. oh fuck you took my movie motherfucker man, did happy go lucky win any oscars two happy go lucky mentions in one day. oh shit. they know things i don't know any other mike lee movies bro. i only know happy go lucky and now meantime, i guess i know meantime now fuck it skip them. it's chloe 70. okay now i know that this is harmony korean
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what's the new movie that he made that's like filmed with heat vision only? maybe we'll just play like uh spring breakers. look at my shit. we should play gummo. eating spaghetti in the bath like gummo. i usually sleep through the stream to be honest and then watch clips. hey man, fuck you! i'm busting my ass here! what do you mean you sleep through the fucking stream? i'm doing my solid day's work with influenza! don't play gummo against me! julian bonky boy.
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julian... julian donkey boy. the celebration? festen? you play festen on me? now we're in norway bro, i gotta escape! i can't leave you in fucking dogma 95! smiley face. gregoraki bro. i'll probably play the doom generation then. not really making a lot of progress on the wind conditions. it's just nice to chop it up bro. it's nice to chop it up.
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festin is peak watched because of the nl 100. i'll tell you though again. i know i said it before probably someone from clueless is in this right? oh shit. i don't know anything rose mcgowan's in men. oh, right she's in nowhere too as soon as that shit happens at the party infested my ass is out i don't care if i have to walk home across the fjords or whatever, but okay, kathleen robinson, obviously, she's from scary movie 2. um, i
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but the story that the grandpa tells, where he says like, the son said, dad, the girls won't talk to me, and he said, well here's the secret, you gotta take a big potato and put it down the front of your swim trunks. and then he came back the next day and was like, well dad, they still
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didn't want to talk to me. in fact, they wanted to talk to me even less and he said, well son you got to put it down the front of your swim trunks. that's pretty and i'm not saying it saved the party because there was some some shit went down that would definitely harsh the vibes but that was a classic. that was a classic one. i'll probably play macgruber off this because ryan phillippe is in it and it didn't win any oscars somehow.
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you don't know anybody in magroober? that's devastating news, man. hope piggy can run. let me see. let me see who else is in this. michael, so how about youth in revolt? know anybody in youth in revolt? these eyes are crying.
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these eyes have seen a lot of lows but they're never gonna see another one like that. i should watch superbad. we should watch superbad on stream, man. what's crazy is that that's fucking what it was like, man. that's what it was like back then. i mean, it's a little exaggerated for the movie, but that's kind of what it was like. scott pilgrim vs. the world. i mean, you gotta hit him with a cool ethan reference. i love you, but i hate you.
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which brings to mind how much i love between the temples. give me a second. give me a give me a motherfucking second. you might not know anybody in this. you know what's crazy? when streamers are like watching movies, you know there's staff in the chat, right? but they just like don't care and i think that's awesome. you were 20 when superbad came out, don't steal our honor. okay listen, i was literally 18 because i have a late birthday. 18 is the age of high school seniors, i just started school one year early.
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okay, obviously we play rushmore off this for the third wilson brother. that's him right there, andrew. zero out of 30 is crazy. how am i supposed to get to some oscars from someone like wes anderson? i'm just, this is like just talking about ex professional athletes, man. like i'm not here to win, i'm just here to banter. the dead don't die, permanent vacation, bro. get blocked and rushed. worst movie ever! i hated it! mystery train. okay, bro.
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night on earth. god, i hate permanent vacation. hey, jim jarmusch, fuck you! permanent vacation fucking sucks, man. now, i heard night on earth is really good, to be honest, but the fuck is this, man? high life? yep. yeah, it's got tinder sticks in it, bro. i just literally, i didn't know it was directed by claire denis. i just figured it's french and i haven't heard of it. probably a pretty safe bet she's involved. she's got her fingers in the pie somewhere. yeah, bro, it's gonna have to be beau trevail. hey, man, fuck you.
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is that juliette binoche? you ain't dealing with the same motherfucker that was playing this game a year and a half ago, okay? i kind of know what i'm doing now. okay, now i'm fucked. what is this called? the megaversse? he made a series of... he made 10 movies. the megalodon. you got it. it's the decalogue. it's the decalogue. fuck. not ready for that one yet. run, fat boy, run. great movie. great movie starring david walliams. is this a rosario dawson picture maybe? maybe we could play rent off this.
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no, never mind. it's tammy newton, bro! we play the chronicles of riddick! i've seen run, fat boy, run. simon pegg could do no wrong. the iron giant. brad bird type shit, maybe? maybe. oh shit, it won a couple oscars too. crunch might be the best staple candy bar. i love a snickers, man. i mean, coffee crisp up here is basically like a tiramisu to go.
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but i like a snickers. it's just classic, man. you're chortling ass wood. i'm literally maybe gained a little weight on vacation. i don't think i would turn from a laugh into a chortle though. that's a little crazy. plus we're gonna hit the bike today even though i was fucking, i was down with the suds. forgot oscar isaac was in this like for the whole time. oh motherfucker, i wanted to play that. what? stellan skarsgard, fuck you, man. how many by your motherfucking name? that one and oscar.
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most problematic age gap. i hate this movie. i haven't seen it yet. timmy can do no wrong though. oh, a greta gerwig movie that won some oscars. you know what? fuck it bro. zero oscars, but i gotta, i gotta, i gotta rep my goat. francis haas literally better. francis haas, that's, that's my queen right there. we respect the queen, francis. kicking and screaming. let's fucking do this, bro.
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let's fucking do this shit. anyone from metropolis in this? nah, metropolitan, that's what i meant. yeah, bro, chris eigeman is in it, of course! you fucking idiot! and now do yourself a disservice and play the last days of disco. go ahead. barcelona, okay, then i'll do it. someone's gotta do it. last days of fucking disco with chris eigeman. finish the three xs on chris eigeman. best of luck to you.
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boys don't cry. i can't think of another hillary swank movie. nah, i can. million oh, and it won some oscars! she got knocked the fuck out, okay? have you seen the movie? million clint eastwood movies that have won oscars. fucking the beguiled bro from 1971. what the fuck? zero oscars for the beguiled? they're calling it the original suspiria? no respect for the beguiled? classic snub. gran torino. the mule.
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the mule from 2018 with nick schenk. i left the door open on schenk. another big snub for the mule. maestro? damn, bradley cooper was in the fucking mule? you had way too much cachet to be in the mule, bro. silver linings playbook. best kiss, for sure. best kiss. who's the fbi guy? hey, come on over. haven't seen the mule, bro. don't be ridiculous.
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i can't think of another lady gaga movie. oh yes i can. joker 2. joker 2. joker 2. joker 2. joker 2. the joker 2. the joker 2. the joker 2. to die for. classic, classic movie. let's take it to the milk movie. baby girl? i mean we gotta start putting some pressure on. okay? didn't the hours win a fuck ton of... it won a fuck ton of one oscar. sure man.
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and won a whole lot of one. and won a whole lot of one. far from heaven, dennis quaid bro. okay, i'll play in good company, i don't give a fuck. topher grace type shit. 2012 from 2009. is anybody paying attention? the day after tomorrow, bro ian holmes is in this. ian holmes in this man. no you can't play howard shore!
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unless you play another howard shore movie, maybe like a cronenberg? yeah, yeah, because she did the cronenbergs. you can't play howard shore when i got thank the academy, bro. crash. okay. i'm trying to think, did any cronenberg maybe best practical effects on the fly? oh shit! oh fuck! oh shit! you got me, kid.
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you got me, good play. good pl why didn't i play secretary from james fader? i could have just played secretary! i'm a fucking fool, why was i trying to connect through david cronenberg when i could have just played an actor that's in the movie? oh, that stings man, that stings. uh, anyway, let me slash marker. slash marker... that does.