Your package has been delayed (Noun Town Language Learning)

Name: Your package has been delayed (Noun Town Language Learning)
Uploaded: 2026-05-28
Channel: Northernlion
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0:04 so no, basically. umm... that's fine, that's fine. leave unk alone? it's crazy to think they might be my age. this one's for you. you're lucky. you're fucking lucky.
1:00 i'm 28, 28 still young. crazy how you've set yourself up to be exactly the age in 2011 that you would have to be to legally be able to make your twitch account. that's very interesting to me. twenty eight, 15 years ago when you made your account you would have been exactly 13, huh? it happens, i'm sure it happens every day. it's just a little fortuitous. okay, but i actually am 28. okay, well, king of the hip hop, one moment please.
1:37 okay, your account was created in 2011. you did a huge gravity assist on that individual. i was so ready to click on your profile and have it say like, account created 2017 and use it as like a compare and contrast. but actually you gave them a lot of cover with that. which is good, if it's honest, it's good. sun ming ju. sun ming ju. sun ming ju. sun ming ju. sun ming ju. sun ming ju.
2:19 i don't remember that one at all. it's this one i always get confused on. holy shit. that's crazy. that would, that must be how i felt when i was like a baby.
3:21 and i was like pointing at something and then went like, that looks like a guangpan. that's fucking crazy. guangpan. oh shit. oh shit. that came from somewhere like deep, deep within me, man. pork. okay. okay. so that's meat. rou is meat.
4:01 cuz then, my god, it's the first time i've ever heard it as an r. it's the first time i've ever heard it as an r. all yesterday i heard it as a j. that one was still pretty j like to me but i felt a little bit there's a little bit of an r in that one. that one was an r. that was a j. that was an r.
4:36 yeah, i can't really blame you for that one. okay, well. and then of course.
5:39 that felt pretty good. i'm not gonna lie to you. come on. come on.
6:44 i'm going up on the last one, i think. i'm going up on the last one. i don't know why when i start trying to speak chinese, i've moved my head like keanu reeves when he's acting. that was tone three.
7:37 what the fuck is this again? we can do this man. we can fucking do this. nice try. motherfucker!
8:48 it's a hard day at the cafe, man. that was really good. that was really good. that wasn't too bad. getting this was honestly swag. no new mail is kind of pissing me off, bro.
10:00 plant knowledge seeds dispense a seed plus learn its color. did we count our robots already by one chat to have revision complete? you can just read the pinion as r or h. yeah, but the problem is then when i if i go to china people gonna be like where's this guy from canada? they're gonna be like wait a minute. this guy's not from around here. dispense a seed plus learn its color. i've already done that man. i don't remember what silver is but i've already done it.
11:03 we definitely bugged the game, because that is not as loud as this is supposed to be. that was way too loud. no mail. pass complete. good job. you're the best. driving to progress. drive the delivery robot. complete one round of directions. oh shit. where the hell? oh, it's right here, man.
11:37 how it works. you can drive delvo 1 around nountown for fun or to make deliveries and learn direction words. when delivering, press r to hear the direction relative to your location. if you don't understand the direction, do this and the direction will be translated. when you arrive at the delivery point, do blah on the final two instructions to reveal the final delivery location. dongpei. dongpei. dongpei. northeast. shit, here we go, boys.
12:13 i don't know if i was supposed to go inside. i thought maybe they were like you have to go in the, i mean of course there's new words in here but like let's not go crazy. did i screw up my delivery? i think i did y'all. death stranding 3 in chinese, yes sir. broken rule, bob.
13:05 number four. why did we get the two most unlucky numbers right off the bat, man? dongpei. northeast. right there. zai qianmen. lo ti. in front of the stairs.
14:04 good delivery. you picked the right location. what the fun? z bay. z bay. z nan. z nan. southwest. i wonder, man. zai qianmin. that's in front of the stairs, bro. zai qianmin. chongqi. chongqi. in front of the inflatable. i'm trying. well, there's multiple inflatables. all right.
15:09 there's a lot of inflatables down here just for the record. new mail. do your revision. oh, motherfucker. when the teacher says it's test day, man. i don't remember at all. any... sun, shu. shu san. shu san? shu san? yin? it's that easy. new mail.
16:03 take a grammar lesson. learn enough nouns to make the color reach plus enable the lesson machine and start a lesson. i really thought we were about to get out man, but look at this. just when i thought i was out they brought me back in. just when i say boy we can't miss. you are golden then you do this. tien fang guo.
16:41 you say this guy is so cool, snapping his fingers like a fool. bonsai, i thought i could keep it up. one more expensive kiss off, who do you think? gee, don. anyway, we got access to the damn lesson machine, right? it's right here.
17:18 imagine the aura? i would have felt like fucking van morrison for real. reposition plus verb structure, that's what it's all about. i'm ready, man. i work in the hospital.
17:55 ni na? ni na seems big bro! ni na? ni na? i work at school. are you ready for this shit? i'm locking the fuck in his bowling. wo zai yi wen gong zuo.
18:47 he's done it? is this just overnight language tapes for millennials who yearn for passive learning? this is active learning, man. we're listening to and speaking mandarin chinese. this is what learning looks like.
19:19 this is an honest question. are you homeschooled? because it might be different if you're homeschooled. i don't know what the fuck you were doing, man. you might've just been watching tv or something that would explain the roles that we have in the relationship that we're in right now, parasocially, the doer and the observer. but this is an example of active learning. it's very active. we had like two hour classes and a little bit of a break. actually, that seems hard. that's the only thing i worry about homeschool is that not that it would be too easy, but we actually make it too difficult.
19:55 because honestly, i went to public school. i don't want to ruffle any feathers, but you only move as fast as the slowest kid. so it means you do a little bit, you know, in a 72 minute class, you spend like 15 minutes learning something, maybe 20, 25 minutes demonstrating that you can do it and then 40 minutes doing word searches while the teacher helps like two or three kids wrap their heads around it.
20:22 so like i think it was homeschooled, you might end up actually going a little bit too far. doing too much work then is appropriate for a child of that age. how many classes a day? i don't remember, it's been a while. all i know is when i was in school, it started at 6 am and it ended at like 8 pm. and now that my kid's in school, it starts at like 1130 am and it ends at 1. like something happened, man. something happened.
21:04 and they get like every second day off. no, it did not. it... spiritually it did. spiritually it did. yeah, it ended at 8 p.m. by the time you factor in the snack and the episode of the simpsons that was on channel 11 after the school bus dropped you off at home, and then like thinking about doing your homework and stuff like that... hang on, i've gotta be the other side of chinese here. ni zai na li gung zuo. ni zai na li... ni...
21:42 君為你們咗? 我們一個咗? 你們,我們言言咗? 我們言言言咗? 我們言言言咗? 我們言言言咗? 我們言言言咗? 我們言言言? 我們言言? 我們言言? 我們言言? 我們言言? 我們言言咗?
22:20 i work at the hospital. what about you? i work at school, bro. it's that easy. revision complete, test complete. more gamification is due.
23:00 i can't click on new mail. i can't access my inbox. chat to a resident. here we fucking go, man. alright, kyle. yeah, i have absolutely no idea what that means. this place is feeling better already. there's a bunch of... there's a fucking mien fang gua on the floor, bro. it's bubbling. the mien fang gua isn't even plugged into anything!
23:33 coffee seems simple, but it's actually an art. what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like? what do you like?
24:11 you gotta slow down buddy. i like getting tips. damn! anything else? damn, he said let me get back to work. read between the lines on that one man. unlock another part of noun town via your learning? i think i did man.
24:55 this is no way to learn a language. you know what i've noticed? i draw a lot of analogies from when i lost like 40 pounds and people started talking to me different. and i'm not talking about the people who didn't give me the time of day when i was a little bit pudgy and now they're like, what can i get for you today? okay, that's a different story. i'm talking about the motherfuckers that are like, be careful, exercising and eating healthy. you don't want to get
25:25 too skinny. i actually heard it's a little bit better to be a little chubby than to like lose weight and then just gain it back and you're probably just going to gain it back anyway which is harder on your heart so you should just be careful as long as i'd rather be healthy like that's the thing um
25:47 so a lot of similarities between that and a white boy learning mandarin chinese day too. people are saying shit like it'll never work even if it oh, oh imagine it works but you have a beijing accent. oh that would be so horrible. it would be so horrible if i accidentally through gaming learned enough mandarin chinese to have a basic conversation but i had an accent that made people think i was from beijing! are you listening to yourself? also
26:18 i'm having fun! it's a fun game too! it's like that wizard game where you yell to cast spells but like you can trick yourself into thinking you're learning something. and you know what? even like a year from now i might not remember, but i might still at least know, rochuan. if i'm ever at yakiniku with some other like parents, they could point to a meatscuber and go, rochuan. how about that? cafe! exac they might get a chuckle out of it, exactly. cafe!
26:53 chong bing. wait, where are we at now, bro? the store. oh shit. the store. yin xiang. can you pass the bluetooth? yin xiang. dress. q's a tricky one for me. qun zi.
27:44 chunzi, chunzi, easiest game of my life. chunzi, fabric. bu liao. bu liao. bu liao. it might be an r. bu liao, bu liao. i can tell i got it, man. chox. wazu. wazu. if we could get the z i locked in, it would do a lot for my oral farming.
28:42 it would be like having four sunflowers down within the first 60 seconds of a plants vs zombies round. what? what? what? damn, it is like a high hat. but what's the... you know what? can anybody else do the stone roses guitar from she bangs the drum? si.
29:23 how how how how? see it see it see it see it i don't remember you at all chins up she ends it she's a chin shit, whatever give me something good best that's not applicable bro unless i'm watching super bad or some shit like that beijing beijing beijing just keep saying burrito
30:30 that sounds like waluigi.
32:01 okay, okay. we can get three of these for sure. just did this. okay, i've got it. jinzi, bulyao, jie, it's... what? what? xi, jie, beijing. better than expected. wario wearing socks. that's a damn good mnemonic. that's it, man. do your daily goals, task complete, you're the best?
33:47 let's lock in one more time just to lock these words in the memory and then we'll move on. one more mandarin word wrong. who do you think i am? waz. socks. beixin. best. xunzi. dress. waz. socks. beixin. best. bouliao. fabric. waz. xie. waz. bouliao. xunzi.
34:30 xie bu liu chen zi xie bu liu bei xing we can do better we can get to four thousand we can easily get to four thousand lock those in the memory bank chen zi xie bei xing bu liu chen zi waz xie bu liu chen zi bei xing waz xie
35:21 i could have gotten 54. i could have gotten 54 so easily, man. i think that's good for now. exit. all right, not bad, man. now do it in english. i could never.
36:07 i don't know shit about fabric in english. in chinese, basically a fashion designer to be honest with you. now in french, la cigarette, la patisserie. would you do rosetta stone on stream? i guess like if i wanted to learn like the little boys on top of the airplane or something like that. i'm not looking down on rosetta stone, but i mean, i will never forget what airplane is in korean as a result of that.
36:47 all right, slash marker. that was noun town.